*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Since said that after must prepare embarks to go to the paradise of dragon, the girls cannot idle, including pair child princess and small black coal, spontaneous help/gang group of that wants to make a contribution to my time journey, everyone's intention is very good, I am very affected, is this right, but...... 自从说要准备出发前往龙之乐园以后,女孩们就没能闲下来过了,包括双子公主和小黑炭在内,都自发的帮这帮那,想要为我这次的旅途做一点贡献,大家的心意很好,我很感动,是这样没错,但是…… Do not prepare so many to kiss, my is must go to the Evil Dragon home, my is must go to eat clean her family/home eats eats poorly cleanly, is your must prepare the dry rations to give her one to remain is winterring? 别准备那么多呀亲,我这是要去恶龙蕾娜家里,我这是要去把她家吃光吃穷吃干净,你们这是要准备干粮给她一家留着过冬么？ Saw Evil Dragon to say hypocritically did not need not to want everyone's intention I to lead, the expression actually blossoms happily, wishes one could the life peak appearance that from now on will cross on eats and drinks extravagantly, I was mad not to hit one, even emitted perished together with her simply, making anyone not have the means to have the terrible idea that dry rations walked. 瞅见恶龙蕾娜假惺惺的说着不用不要大家的心意我领了,表情却乐开了花,恨不得从现在开始过上大吃大喝的人生巅峰的模样,我就气不打一处来,甚至冒出了干脆和她同归于尽,让谁都没办法带一点干粮走的可怕想法。 „, Really good, eats my family, with my family, rests my family, smiled that happily is also the natural matter.” “诶,真好呢,吃我家的,用我家的,睡我家的,笑的那么开心也是理所当然的事情。” „Sorry, the wind was too big, what did you say a moment ago?” Evil Dragon pretends that has not heard my sour words, presses the ear, reveals two sharp small canines, the smiled threat is full. “抱歉,风太大了,你刚才说什么？”恶龙蕾娜假装没有听到我酸溜溜的话,压上耳朵,露出两颗尖锐的小犬牙,笑的威胁十足。 „I meant, you as a girl each family, do not know it is too much, everyone is busy, you can also indifferently stand unexpectedly looked here, didn't feel too not like a girl?” “我是说,你身为一个女孩家家,不知道受之有愧也就罢了,大家都在忙着,你竟然还能无动于衷的站在这里看,不觉得太不像一个女孩了么？” „You said...... probably also a little truth.” Evil Dragon not only has not been angry, instead reveals the introspection the expression, making me have a scare, is this that only fierce and brutal small female dragon that I know? “你说的……好像也有点道理。”恶龙蕾娜非但没有生气,反而露出反省的表情,让我吓了一大跳,这还是我认识的那只凶暴小母龙吗？ Indeed, as Princess dragon clan, was served, is bustling about this matter to be regarded as the natural matter everyone for oneself unexpectedly, must know that they may not be because own status is noble, but takes itself to regard the friend, so endures gladly prepares this to prepare that for oneself, then, first did not say as a woman, even if as everyone's friend, should not stand here. 的确,身为龙族公主,被人侍奉惯了,竟然把大家在为自己忙碌这种事情当做是理所当然的事情,要知道她们可并不是因为自己的身份高贵,而是把自己当成朋友,才如此甘之如饴的为自己准备这准备那,那么,先不说作为一个女人,哪怕是作为大家的朋友,也不应该只是站在这里呀。 Such a thinks, suddenly feels some Druid words, although is grating, actually very deafening, directing the person to send the province. 蕾奥娜心里这么一想,忽然就觉得某德鲁伊的话虽然刺耳,却十分的震耳欲聋,引人发省。 Is planning to help, she thinks in an instant, probably is a little not also right. 正打算帮忙,她转眼一想,好像又有点不对。 „Wait, I should not stand in the one side am loaf, right is such matter, you?” “等等,我是不应该站在一旁偷懒,没错是这么回事,你呢？” „I?” By making a false countercharge, a silly type of my face. “我？”被反咬一口,我一脸的傻样。 „Right, everyone not also similarly for your fellow in busy? What does your feeling all right stand not to help here?” “对呀,大家不也同样是为了你这家伙在忙碌吗？你好意思站在这里什么也不帮？” „This, according to the truth, as a household head, enjoying this treatment is also the natural matter, like your diner, does not have the essential difference from the status, but......, since you said.” “这个嘛,按道理来说,身为一家之主,享受这种待遇也是理所当然的事情,可不像你这个食客,从身份而言有着本质的区别,不过……既然你这么说了。” Looks at each other one with Evil Dragon, in our eye pupils emitted the inexplicable competitive flame as if by prior agreement, raises hand to shout to Valise that just passed by with one voice. 和恶龙蕾娜对视一眼,我们的眼眸里不约而同冒出了莫名的竞争火焰,齐声向刚刚路过的维拉丝举手大喊。 „Valise, I also help!” “维拉丝,我也来帮忙！” „Well, well?” Valise has a scare, trembling turning the head, the vision of puzzle visits us with the gentleness, resembled was saying, your was earnest? “咦,咦咦？”维拉丝吓了一大跳,战战兢兢的转过头,用温柔而困扰的目光看着我们,似在说,你们这是认真的吗？ „Naturally, I was not gluttonous and lazy like this fellow.” I and Evil Dragon are with one voice, and simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform puts out a hand to aim at each other. “当然了,我可不像这家伙那么好吃懒做。”我和恶龙蕾娜又是异口同声,并且齐齐伸手互相指向对方。 „You have this heart I are very happy, but......” “你们有这份心我是很高兴,但是……” „Let alone, must make anything, you said although and that's the end, I will not believe me to lose to only diner.” I put out a hand to stop Valise the words that wanted to speak. “别说了,要做什么,你尽管说就是了,我就不信我会输给区区一介食客。”我伸手阻拦了维拉丝想要说的话。 „Valise, you hear not to have, this is not the matter that I provoke on own initiative, snort/hum, I am to make this fool Druid understand, the domain that even if this...... Sir this/Ben most does not excel , can still do is more splendid than him.” “维拉丝,你听到没有,这可不是我主动挑起的事,哼,我就是要让这蠢蛋德鲁伊明白,就算是本……本蕾娜大人最不擅长的领域,也能做的比他更出色。” „Good, I knew.” Helpless Valise covers the face, your actually wants to mump, does the plan help well? “好吧,我知道了。”维拉丝无奈捂脸,你们这到底是想斗气呢,还是打算好好帮忙？ Thereupon, after a half hour, our two conducts the arm the basket, stood was deep in the deep thought on the avenue. 于是乎,半个小时后,我们两个手挎篮子,站在大街上陷入了深深的沉思。 „Were we...... planned by Valise?” “我们……是不是被维拉丝算计了？” „A your such saying I also felt a little......” “你这么一说我也觉得有点……” Although said that the Valise small maidservant personality is pure, but does not mean that she will not use one's head, thinks some various crooked line of national salvations and so on means. 虽然说维拉丝小侍女性格单纯善良,但并不意味着她就不会动脑筋,想些诸曲线救国之类的办法。 Obviously, if we have not guessed that wrong, our time was given by Valise 【Crooked line of national salvation】. 很显然,如果我们没猜错的话,我们这次就是被维拉丝给【曲线救国】了一回。 „You have a look at this list, arrives at the outskirts from Cunwei, retraces Cunwei from the outskirts, we had circled entire Lesser Evil village one fully.” “你看看这清单,从村尾走到村头,又从村头绕回村尾,我们已经整整绕了整个魔王村一圈了。” „Why does not buy all things in the outskirts entire, buys all things to Cunwei again entire?” “为什么不在村头把所有的东西买全,再到村尾把所有的东西买全？” „Also is not because Valise said that to guarantee the freshness of food, best defer to the order to buy.” “还不是因为维拉丝说了,为了保证食材的新鲜度,最好按照顺序去买。” „Probably she has spoken such words.” “好像她是说过这样的话。” „In other words......” “也就是说……” Two people head gathering same place, launches -and-a-half arm that long lists completely. 两人的脑袋凑到一块,将一张半根手臂那么长的清单完全展开。 „How many do we buy now?” “我们现在买了多少？” „Probably only then less than 1/4 quantities.” “好像只有不到四分之一的量。” „This said we at least can also circle six?” “这岂不是说我们至少还要绕六圈？” „I do not want to complain your math to shut up to me.” “我不想吐槽你的数学了给我闭嘴。” Discussion of assuming an air of self approbation, we are helpless, incomparably admires this housewife puppy dog. 摇头晃脑的讨论一阵,我们既是无奈,又是无比佩服这只主妇小狗狗。 Helpless is because detects, indeed Valise snare, what admired is, only has Valise probably, the ability remembered each material on list, where only then can buy, moreover wants the circle to fall „to maintain food freshness” this view, making the purchase order on list look indeed has that a matter. 无奈是因为察觉到,的确中了维拉丝的圈套,佩服的是,大概也只有维拉丝,才能记住清单上的每一种材料,只有在哪里才能买到,而且还要圆掉“为了保持食材新鲜度”这种说法,让清单上的购买顺序看上去的确是有那么回事。 „What to do, but can also continue?” Realized after this is a well-meaning trap, I and Evil Dragon look at each other in blank dismay, have to plant by the water am submerged, helpless feeling. “怎么办,还要继续吗？”意识到这是一个善意的陷阱后,我和恶龙蕾娜面面相觑,有种被水淹没,不知所措的感觉。 „Continue, even if Valise is flickering we, if goes shopping this simple matter unable to achieve continually, that may probably be laughed by everyone.” “继续吧,就算是维拉丝在忽悠我们,如果连买东西这种简单的事情都做不到,那可得被大家笑话了。” „Said is also reasonable, clear(ly) knew is a trap, but also has to continue to do, Valise perhaps accidental/surprised fearful.” Evil Dragon fought a cold war, as if imagines Valise shapeshift to become the evil Lesser Evil scene in the mind. “说的也有道理,明知道是陷阱,还不得不继续做下去,维拉丝说不定意外的可怕啊。”恶龙蕾娜打了一个冷战,似乎在脑海中想象着维拉丝变身成邪恶大魔王的景象。 „......” I to favor Valise am conveniently for it, after all such situation cannot allow her to think much, is puts in great inconvenience to her in spite of being very busy also to tolerate our willful. “……”我到是更倾向于维拉丝是随手为之,毕竟那样的情况容不得她多想,也是委屈她百忙之中还要纵容我们的任性。 „Walks, walks, other light stands here.” “走吧,走吧,别光站在这儿。” „Has no need for you urging.” “用不着你催促。” We as if remembered the hostile status, both snort/hum, spread out. 我们似乎又重新想起了敌对的身份,双双哼了一声,拉开距离。 At this moment, how many kids the front surface walks, visits us curiously, un, these little fellows a little look familiar, usually doesn't ride these bear children who my shapeshift COSPLAY bear is running over to play? 就在这时,迎面走来几个小屁孩,好奇的看着我们,嗯,这些小家伙有点眼熟,难道不是平时乘着我变身COSPLAY熊就跑过来要玩耍的那些熊孩子？ Was sorry that I may have no free time to accompany you now to play, just wants to sneak off, the discovery is too late, they dash ran, puts out a hand to pull my sleeve cuff and cape. 抱歉我现在可没空陪你们玩,正想开溜,却发现已经太迟了,她们飞奔的跑了上来,伸手拉扯住我的袖口和斗篷。 „Slow, Uncle Lesser Evil.” “呐呐,魔王大叔。” What is Uncle Lesser Evil? Does Lesser Evil have the division of big brother uncle Sir? Is this new strength division pattern? 什么叫魔王大叔？魔王还有大哥大叔大爷之分？这难道是新的实力划分模式？ „How...... how?” “怎……怎么了？” „Uncle Lesser Evil and Elder Sister......” several kids curious sized up several toward us on, finally cannot hold in the doubts, asked one. “魔王大叔和蕾娜姐姐……”几个小屁孩又好奇的往我们身上打量了几眼,最终憋不住疑惑,问了一句。 „Your has two...... married?” “你们两个……已经结婚了？” „Pū ——!!!” I and Evil Dragon both burst out laughing, almost knelt to them. “噗——！！！”我和恶龙蕾娜双双喷饭,差点给她们跪了。 „Why for thinks for...... you?” Does not wait for me to open the mouth, Evil Dragon is flustered, calls several children before the body, asked anxiously. “为为为……为什么你们会这么想？”不等我开口,恶龙蕾娜就慌慌张张的,将几个小孩子唤到身前,紧张问道。 I to am more curious, is she probably also with these child very ripe appearances, why? Is this fellow usually all right also to change a body to run to sell to sprout/moe everywhere? It is not right, how her silver dragon shape saw that is not suitable to accompany bear the children to play. 我到是更加好奇,她好像也和这些小孩很熟的样子,到底是为什么呢？难道这家伙平时没事也变个身跑出来四处卖萌？不对呀,她的银龙形态怎么看都不适合陪熊孩子们玩耍。 „Because...... isn't very obvious?” The children are looking at each other, does not understand why Evil Dragon must ask such obvious question, but they were the point of good intention the flaw, refers to our hands was conducting the arm shopping basket. “因为……不是很明显吗？”小孩子们相视着,不明白为什么恶龙蕾娜要问出这么明摆着的问题,不过她们还是好心的点出了破绽,指了指我们手上挎着的菜篮子。 „Seeming like, looking like the couple comes out to do grocery shopping to be the same.” “看起来,就像是夫妇出来买菜一样。” „Ah......” I and Evil Dragon fire together the weak wail sound, this is a blind spot, we neglected unexpectedly, no wonder went shopping a moment ago, felt peeping by many and ordinary different vision, directing, originally is such matter. “啊……”我和恶龙蕾娜齐齐发出无力的哀鸣声,这是个盲点,我们竟然忽略了,难怪刚才买东西的时候,就感觉到被很多和平常不一样的目光窥视着,指指点点,原来是这么回事。 „By far seems like, looks like a couple completely.” “远远看上去,完全就像是一对夫妇哦。” „Therefore asked, Uncle Lesser Evil and Elder Sister have married.” “所以才问,魔王大叔和蕾娜姐姐是不是已经结婚了。” „Absolutely without this matter!” I and Evil Dragon denied with one voice: „Why like this, our relations usually bad, everyone should know that even if makes this misunderstanding action incautiously, will still be insufficient to make everyone has the misunderstanding.” “绝对没有这回事！”我和恶龙蕾娜异口同声否认:“为什么会这样,我们的关系平时有多恶劣,大家应该知道吧,就算一不小心做出这种误会举动,也不至于会让大家产生误会啊。” „But......” children look at each other again puzzled, with them, the pure world outlook has the question. “可是……”小孩子们再次困惑相视,用她们小小的,单纯的世界观发出疑问。 „Uncle Lesser Evil and isn't Elder Sister the relations very?” “魔王大叔和蕾娜姐姐不是关系很好吗？” „Although always quarrelled, but related very well, this relations.” “虽然老是吵架,但关系很好,这种关系。” „Like Laney and strong to subdue|grams, fights frequently, friend who is actually better very much, added, must get married, finally for whom, when the bridal bridegroom hit.” “就像雷尼和强克一样,也是经常打架,却还是很要好的朋友,还说以后要结婚呢,结果又为谁当新娘新郎打起来了。” „......” Wait, Laney and strong to subdue|grams this name sound are boys! “……”等等,雷尼和强克这名字听起来都是男孩吧！ Why does not know, obviously is very daily a day, I actually seemed like with the skeleton big dragon did one, the whole body felt weak. 不知为何,明明是很日常的一天,我却像是和骸骨巨龙干了一架似的,浑身乏力。 Gets rid of these bear children with great difficulty, we look at each other in blank dismay again. 好不容易摆脱这些熊孩子,我们再次面面相觑。 „What to do now should?” “现在该怎么办？” „What to do can also, give up the misunderstanding vanishing?” Evil Dragon is staring me ruthlessly, probably my wrong as. “还能怎么办,放弃了误会就会消失吗？”恶龙蕾娜狠狠瞪着我,好像是我的错似的。 „, I will not estimate that had spread in the bar, loses heart.” I hold to mutter. “不会,我估计已经在酒吧传开了,死心吧。”我抱头喃喃道。 „Why from the beginning received the shopping basket from the Valise hand the time, unexpectedly hasn't realized this issue?” “为什么一开始从维拉丝手中接过菜篮子的时候,竟然没有意识到这种问题？” „Moreover does not use the shopping basket obviously, we have the storage space not?” “而且明明不用菜篮子,我们可是有储物空间的不是吗？” Talking said, I and Evil Dragon am in a daze again. 你一言我一语的说完,我和恶龙蕾娜再次发愣。 Is this plot of Valise? Valise was really fearful, Valise Lesser Evil unexpectedly played with the Savior and big dragon simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform in the stock palms. 难道说这又是维拉丝的阴谋？维拉丝真是太可怕了,维拉丝大魔王竟然把救世主和巨龙齐齐玩弄于股掌之间。 „Actually......” “其实……” I realize a more difficult issue suddenly. 我忽然意识到一个更加严峻的问题。 „Actually, we so long as from the beginning acts separately, what matter on didn't have?” “其实,我们一开始只要分头行动,不就什么事都没有了？” „Ah......” Evil Dragon is dumb as a wooden chicken, shopping basket pā in hand falls, falls on the ground, the fresh food sprinkled place not to know, then, her suddenly grief and indignation threw recklessly to me. “啊……”恶龙蕾娜呆若木鸡,手中的菜篮子啪一声滑落,掉在地上,新鲜食材洒了一地而不自知,然后,她忽然悲愤的不顾一切向我扑过来。 „Is the mistake of your fellow!” “都是你这家伙的错！” „Blames me?” “又怪我？” „I, I because of your fellow in the same place, the intelligence quotient will be getting more and more low!” “我啊,我就是因为和你这家伙在一起,智商才会越来越低！” „You determined that this isn't the atavism? ahh, really good, atavism to your big dragon, but good deed not? Explained that the strength becomes stronger and stronger, naturally corresponding will pay the intelligence quotient the price, definitely is such matter!” “你确定这不是返祖现象？啊啊,真好呢,返祖对你们巨龙而言可是好事不是吗？说明实力会变得越来越强,当然相应的会付出智商的代价,肯定是这么回事！” „Atavism your Druid dead head/number of people, this...... I was the ancestor good! Also, this time is not you instigates, will have this matter?” “返祖你个德鲁伊死人头,本……我本来就是祖宗了好不好！还有,这次不是你挑拨,会发生这种事？” „Is you stands in the one side obviously is loaf, I cannot tolerate to send out just berating, did you also feel all right to say me?” “明明是你站在一旁偷懒,我看不过去发出正义的喝斥,你还好意思说我？” „Justice? That I represent today punish your Lesser Evil justly!” “正义？那今天我就代表正义制裁你这个大魔王！” The solemn dragon clan princess and Dark Continent Savior, was so reckless to wrestle facing the street. 堂堂的龙族公主和暗黑大陆救世主,就这么不顾一切当街扭打起来了。 „, You looked, Uncle Lesser Evil and Elder Sister started.” “啊,你们看,魔王大叔和蕾娜姐姐又开始了。” „Sentiment is really good.” “感情真是好呀。” „Right, like Laney and strong to subdue|grams.” “对对,就像雷尼和强克一样。” „Different!” When wrestles, I and Evil Dragon have not forgotten to stop, surrounds the bear children who to angrily rebuke to correct to that side. “才不一样！”扭打之时,我和恶龙蕾娜还不忘停下来,冲那边围观的熊孩子们怒斥纠正。 Goes home dejectedly, is at dusk. 垂头丧气回到家的时候,已经是傍晚时分。 Because of fight, bought part of food , must buy again, although various not indignation, various types are unwilling, but to finally, us was the little darling all buys the thing that in the list displayed. 因为打架,原本买好了一部分的食材,又得重新去买一遍,虽然各种不忿,各种不甘,但到最后,我们还是乖乖把清单上罗列的东西全买回来了。 However, what important matter forgot? For example can abandon shopping basket type of unnecessary thing, for example...... can act separately, in brief after fighting one, we pick the shopping basket, circled the Lesser Evil village 4~5 circle to complete quest. 不过,是不是又忘了什么重要的事情呢？比如说可以摒弃菜篮子这种多余之物,比如说……可以分头行动,总之打了一架之后我们又捡回菜篮子,绕了魔王村足足四五圈才完成任务。 Ok, the brain is not willing to think, I am static. 算了,大脑已经不愿意多想了,我想静静。 „Yo, the bride and bridegroom came back.” Just stepped into the main house gate to hear teasing, although has certain preparation to the rumor dissemination, I and Evil Dragon are greatly disappointed. “哟,新娘子和新郎回来了。”刚刚踏入家门就听到了调侃,虽然对流言传播已经有了一定的心理准备,我和恶龙蕾娜还是大受打击。 Does not need to guess, will tease straightforwardly our, beautifully who except that can Tat also? 不用猜,会这么直截了当调侃我们的,除了萨绮丽还能有谁？ „Now explains also with enough time?” My worn out should say. “现在解释还来得及吗？”我有气无力的应道。 „, The entire Lesser Evil village had known without enough time, will possibly feed in Dark Continent several days later.” “已经来不及了,整个魔王村都知道了,甚至过几天可能会传回暗黑大陆。” „I do not explain.” eye rolled, I move toward the kitchen directly, follows Evil Dragon who does sway behind, reveals looks unfamiliar not to have expression that may the love. “那我就不解释了。”翻了个白眼,我径直走向厨房,跟在身后摇摇晃晃的恶龙蕾娜,露出一脸生无可恋的表情。 „Sorry, because of my reason, let the Sir and by such crime.” Valise sends out puppy same calling out in grief, lowers the head apologizes unceasingly, sees such Valise, was a little also mad even, still disappeared. “抱歉,都是因为我的缘故,让大人和蕾娜遭了这样的罪。”维拉丝发出小狗一样的悲鸣,低头不断道歉,看到这样的维拉丝,原本就算还有一点气,也都消了。 „Cannot blame you, this matter.” I give up, in the mind has a new issue. “不能怪你,这种事。”我罢了罢手,脑海中冒出一个新问题。 Then, whom should blame, must have a person to carry this to be unjustly discredited. 那么,到底该怪谁呢,总得有一个人背起这口黑锅吧。 As if nearby Evil Dragon also thinks this issue, then, our as if by prior agreement stares wickedly to the opposite party, opens the mouth with one voice. 似乎旁边的恶龙蕾娜也想到了这个问题,然后,我们不约而同的恶狠狠瞪向对方,齐声开口。 „Is your mistake!” “都是你的错！” „haha...... hahahaha......” Valise sees at present this, the expression subtle emanation forced smile, first feeling, this time event, seemingly also is really not own pot...... “啊哈哈……啊哈哈哈哈……”维拉丝看到眼前这一幕,表情微妙的发出苦笑,第一次觉得,这次的事件,貌似还真不是自己的锅…… ... 。。。