ROD :: Volume #29

#2802: Penalty -type newly-married life


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Therefore , at that time I said that you look at the office.” “所以说,当时我就是这么说的,你看着办吧。” A time revolution, after the small fox, an expression of my dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, lies down toward the ground negligently, exhibits the attitude, whatever butchering...... is not right, has not lain down. 时间一转,面对回来后的小狐狸,我一副死猪不怕开水烫的表情,大咧咧往地上一躺,摆出任由宰割的态度……不对,没躺。 In other words, do you want to take punishment for somebody else for everyone?” Small fox complexion strange visits me. “也就是说,你想替大家顶罪?”小狐狸面色古怪的看着我。 Right, although I have not made the any mistake, but everyone is also good for me, this pot I carried!” This Druid present mood, was verifying that wind whinny Yi Shuihan. “没错,虽然我没做错什么,但大家也都是为了我好,这个锅我背了!”本德鲁伊现在的心情,正印证了那一句“风萧萧兮易水寒”。 Good.” The small fox nods , indicating that understood. “那好吧。”小狐狸点点头,表示明白了。 Then is good to speak?” “那么好说话?” I was startled, this like the small fox, after I do not think she comes back, must do a big event to retaliate everyone, this small day fox is not the letter/believes male good female of rendering good for evil, the fox, has the graciousness to repay a debt of gratitude, having the resentful complaint is their natural disposition, and bears a grudge specially, only if hides for a half year like the small spirit, may escape. 我惊了,这可不像小狐狸呀,我还以为她回来后怎么也要搞个大事件回敬一下大家,这只小天狐可不是什么以德报怨的信男善女,狐狸嘛,有恩报恩,有怨抱怨才是她们的本性,并且特别记仇,除非像小幽灵那样一躲躲半年,才有可能逃过一劫。 How otherwise do you also want?” “不然你还想怎么样?” Good, no matter what, I was your, manipulated at will.” How I continue negligent exhibiting to love on what kind of attitude, counter- principal edition can Druid on this shank meat, she also throw in the pot to boil me cooked inadequately? “好吧,不管怎么样,我这个人就是你的了,随意摆弄吧。”我继续大咧咧的摆出爱咋样就咋样的态度,反正本德鲁伊就这一身腱子肉,她还能把我扔锅里煮了炖了不成? This was you says.” The small fox does not know to think of anything, reveals wipes the smile of evil charm, installs not big elephant, cheek flood were red, probably is having any strange idea. “这可是你说的。”小狐狸不知道想到什么,露出一抹邪魅的笑容,偏偏装的又不大像,脸蛋自个泛红起来了,好像在打什么奇怪的主意。 Without I suspected with enough time, the collar made an effort to pull suddenly, I was being towed by this small day fox but actually, in goes home directly. 没等我来得及去猜想,衣领忽然被用力一扯,我就这么被这只小天狐倒拖着,径直回到了家里。 Dew...... Lucia, you came back, hahaha ~~ ~ in family/home the girls, saw the small fox to tow me to go home, one after another revealed to ridicule, individual afraid even was soundless, prepares to travel. “露……露西亚,你回来了啊,啊哈哈哈~~~”家里女孩们都在,见小狐狸拖着我回家,一个个都露出讪笑,个别心虚的甚至蹑手蹑脚,准备跑路。 Lucia has not responded, after white everyone eyes, takes some Druid to tow to the room inside directly, everyone look at each other in blank dismay, cannot see that Lucia is making anything to plan, can only as the clue, cheek that only then her becomes red-hot popular more and more. 露西亚没有回应,白了大家一眼后,直接把某德鲁伊拖到房间里头,大家面面相觑,都没能看出露西亚到底在做什么打算,唯一能作为线索的,只有她那越来越红透的脸蛋。 However immediately, was quick they to know, spread ~~ along with the room in ~ a strange sound. 但是随即,很快她们就知道了,伴随着房间里传出“啊~~~”的一声奇怪声音。 ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ “噗~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” In girls who the idle talk drinks tea, a collective blowout. 正在闲话喝茶的女孩们,集体一口喷出。 This...... this what's the matter?! 这……这到底是怎么回事?! One after another spreads the strange sound that from the room, making the girls determine finally, this is not having a dream. 接二连三从房间里传出的奇怪声音,让女孩们终于确定,这不是在做梦。 That day fox saintess...... is in front of everyone unexpectedly unexpectedly...... not, is the ear, handles the strange matter with some Druid in the room, moreover doesn't open sound insulation barrier?! 那只天狐圣女竟然……竟然就这么当着大家的面……不,是耳朵,和某德鲁伊在房间里做奇奇怪怪的事情,而且还不开隔音结界?! Is this that proud tender shy Lucia who we know? Said going out several days of latter three views had strange mutated, is completely the attitude of abandoning something as beyond redemption? 这还是我们认识的那个傲娇害羞的露西亚吗?还是说外出数天后三观发生了奇怪的变异,已经完全是破罐破摔的态度了? The girls are dumbfounded, suddenly, Valise could not have borne, bashful faints, such as Ruth these pure girls, is on the verge of collapse, even personality bold bold Tiya they, the face such as the blood dyes, bashful is not good. 女孩们目瞪口呆,眨眼间,维拉丝就已经受不了,羞的晕倒下去,诸如西露丝艾柯露这些单纯的女孩,也是摇摇欲坠,就算是性情奔放大胆的蒂亚她们,都脸如血染,羞的不行。 Never expected that Lucia can make this matter unexpectedly, what degree has this been deliberately bad? 没想到露西亚竟然能做出这种事情,这到底是已经自暴自弃到什么程度了? I...... I first walked.” And the gentle princess whiz one stands, withstand/top the cheeks of becoming red-hot popular to depart in a hurry, dragged away the crystal and Qi while convenient. “我……我先走了。”蕾奥娜和娜娜公主嗖一下站起来,顶着红透的脸颊匆匆离去,顺便拖走了水晶和琪露诺。 I...... we are also...... must go...... to cultivation......” pair of child princess to hold the wall, flees the battlefield reluctantly. “我……我们也是……要去……要去修炼……”双子公主扶着墙壁,勉强逃离战场。 Valise, buoys up, buoys up!” entire face blushed Sarah is dragging the partner Corpse, Departs solemnly and stirringly. 维拉丝,振作点,振作点!”满脸通红的莎拉拖着好伙伴的【尸体】,悲壮离去。 Suddenly, without a trace that in the family/home everyone walks. 眨眼间,家里所有人就走的无影无踪。 After ten several minutes, the voice in room stopped, I hug am looking unfamiliar not to have the small fox that may the love expression, shakes the head unceasingly. 十数分钟后,房间里的声音停了下来,我搂着一脸生无可恋表情的小狐狸,不断摇头。 Why this is, injures the enemy 1000...... not, is the wound enemy 800 damages 1000. 这又是何必呢,伤敌一千……不,是伤敌八百自损一千。 cough cough, gives up, I make everyone apologize to you, what kind of?” 咳咳,还是放弃吧,我让大家给你道个歉,怎么样?” „...... It is not good, cannot consider as finished like this!” The small fox raised the head fiercely, two eyes is burning the flaming flame, that solemn and stirring expression is sufficient was recounting she is unable to back down now, since made already did not have the road back going to dead energy. “不……不行,不能就这样算了!”小狐狸猛地抬起头,两眼燃烧着熊熊的火焰,那悲壮的表情充分在述说着她现在骑虎难下,既然这么做了就已经没有回头路了的赴死精神 Like me when being extremely bored reckless markdown sale moral integrity crazy strength. 像极了我在穷极无聊的时候不顾一切甩卖节操时的疯狂劲头。 Has not ended, snort/hum, these fellows, do not want to make today the fox work as the sacrificial offering, making your bastard all day...... all day graceful, without heart thought this thinks that? Good, today the fox helps them!” “还没完呢,哼,这些家伙,不是想让本天狐当祭品,让你这坏蛋整天……整天飘飘欲仙,没有心思想这想那吗?好,本天狐就成全她们!” Said wickedly, the small fox as if found the going on living power, builds two small hands on shoulder to push, overthrows me again in the bed. 这么恶狠狠说完,小狐狸似乎又找到了活下去的动力,搭在肩膀上的两只小手一推,重新将我推倒在床。 Also come.” I am frightened looks three fox tail that behind her flings nimble and resourceful. “还来呀。”我惊惶的看着她背后灵动甩起的三条狐狸尾巴。 No, now does that does not have the significance.” The small fox fragrant lip, reveals one side sharp sharp small canine tooth, disclosed that some cold light, the smile also becomes gloomy. “不,现在这么做已经没有意义了。”小狐狸香唇微咧,露出一侧的尖尖小虎牙儿,透露出某种寒光,笑容也变得阴森森。 Makes your bastard lie down, is to make you restore vitality a bit faster, in the evening must continue.” “让你这坏蛋躺着,是让你快点恢复体力,晚上还要继续呢。” When do you want to continue?” I understand finally retaliation of small fox in , this is must make the entire family/home not probably be peaceful. “你想持续到什么时候?”我终于明白小狐狸的报复点在哪了,她这是要让整个家都不得安宁。 What's wrong, didn't you say to me? The pot that oneself carry, kneels must also carry to get down.” The small fox spooky vision stares at me to look. “怎么,你不是说任由我怎么样都可以吗?自己背的锅,跪着也要背下去。”小狐狸幽幽的目光盯着我看。 No, I to do not fear back pot, but after...... did that can you really also face them again? At least in a short time.” “不,我到不是怕背这个锅,只是……这么做了以后,你真的还能再面对她们?至少在短时间内。” This saying as if deep thorn hurt the innermost feelings of small fox, making her originally already the cheek that cools again charming flood red, suddenly flung the small fist. 这话似乎深深刺疼了小狐狸的内心,让她本已冷却的脸蛋再次娇羞泛红,忽然甩起了小拳头。 Does not manage does not manage does not manage, even if gives up without means to face them now same again? Your this bastard bastard big bastard, cannot knock the morale of troops to hear not to have again!” “不管了不管了不管了,就算现在放弃不也一样没办法再面对她们了吗?你这坏蛋坏蛋大坏蛋,不许再动摇军心听到没有!” Okay good.” I scratched cold sweat, my in the vacillation morale of troops, my is not considering the day fox saintess Sir for your moral integrity, since you did not want the moral integrity, being probable to be noisy the matter, what did I also fear? “好好好。”我擦了一把冷汗,我这不是在动摇军心,我这是在为你的节操着想呀天狐圣女大人,既然你都不要节操了,非得把事情闹大,我还怕什么? When thereupon in the evening, when the girls think that has subsided, goes home again, that strange sound made a sound, everyone like receiving an electric shock retrocedes generally again and again, encircles all round outside the courtyard, you have a look at me, I have a look at you, finally saw the plan of small fox. 于是乎等到傍晚,当女孩们以为已经平息下来,再次回到家的时候,那奇怪的声音又响了起来,大家就像触电一般连连后退,团团围在院子外边,你看看我,我看看你,终于看出了小狐狸的打算。 It seems like did not have the means to go home.” “看来是没办法回家了。” Lucia may really be...... I thinks the pig advances vigorously this word suddenly, but was describing that bear tower a person, has not actually thought that......” shows face three view renovated subtle expressions, as the sentiment a deeper beast mother combines day after day, she actually does not know that the small fox also has this side. “露西亚可真是……我原本以为猪突猛进这个词,只是在形容熊塔一个人,却没想到……”塔莫娅露出一脸三观被刷新的微妙表情,身为感情日渐愈深的兽娘组合,她竟然不知道小狐狸还有这一面。 Perhaps is not pure is retaliating us, really envies......” Tiya to nip the thumb lightly, reveals to envy the vision, as if saw through anything. “恐怕不是单纯的在报复我们吧,真羡慕呢……”蒂亚轻咬拇指,露出羡慕目光,仿佛看穿了什么。 Buoys up, Tiya, you are the princess of Horadric clan, how can say such words.” The gentle princess goes all out to sway Ji You shoulder. “振作点,蒂亚,你可是赫拉迪克族的公主殿下,怎么能说出这样的话。”娜娜公主拼命摇晃着好姬友的肩膀。 After all is not right, without the means that we do, makes Lucia make at will.” “毕竟是我们做的不对,没办法,就让露西亚随意闹下去吧。” ~~ ~ can have the much better day unable to see the father?” Double child princess calls out in grief the sigh, but hits energy quickly: But, was Aunt Lucia's words does not have the means that she and father divided many to gather few, strange pitiful.” ~~~要有好多天见不到爸爸了吗?”双子公主悲鸣叹息,但很快打起精神:“不过,是露西亚阿姨的话就没办法了,她和爸爸分多聚少,也怪可怜的。” Perhaps after this time, quick must call mother Lucia.” “说不定这次过后,很快就要叫露西亚妈妈了。” Double child princess talked, enables to understand the person, thoroughly understood, showed suddenly the expression, immediately laughed. 双子公主你一言我一语,让还没能明白过来的人,彻底明白了,纷纷露出恍然表情,随即发笑。 Does not know after making this matter, what expression will Lucia by come facing everyone? Thinks a little slightly to anticipate. 不知道做出这种事情以后,露西亚会以什么样的表情来面对大家呢?想想就有点小期待。 Quick, gathers round the girl outside room to diverge in abundance, everyone equals discussed, decided in the family/home that temporarily resides, who makes her there place biggest. 很快,围着屋外的女孩纷纷散去,大家合计一商量,决定去蕾奥娜的家里暂住,谁让她那儿地方最大呢。 You looked, the person were exposed, then did not have the means.” After listening respectfully sound of footsteps that outside gradually vanishes, I rubbed the cheek of small fox. “你看,人都走光了,这下没办法了吧。”聆听到外面逐渐消失的脚步声后,我揉了揉小狐狸的脸蛋。 I no matter, making them have the family/home not to return is also a victory.” Thorough( temporary) gave up the moral integrity small fox, manner lazy lying down in the bosom, fox tail moving gently with pauses. “我才不管,让她们有家回不得也是一种胜利。”彻底(暂时)放弃了节操的小狐狸,神态慵懒的躺在怀里,狐狸尾巴有一搭没一搭的轻轻甩动。 Said, we probably also were very long such two people not to live alone together.” Is hugging softly, if the boneless, the day fox saintess Sir of charming as if made by Heaven, I voiced the opinions suddenly. “说起来,我们好像也很久没有这样两个人一起独处过了。”搂着柔若无骨,妩媚天成的天狐圣女大人,我忽地发出感叹。 When previous time is coming, before I remember that is for a long time is very very long, oneself fox person clan public enemies time, sneaks to the family/home of small fox in quietly, crossed 1-2 days of having no shame two people of the world, did not have such opportunity after that again , was not right, has also had in the second day of fox test, at that time also had the small spirit, strict cannot calculate. 上次还是什么时候来着,在我记忆中已经是很久很久以前,自己还是狐人族公敌的时候,悄悄潜入到小狐狸的家中,过了1-2没羞没臊的二人世界,在那之后就再也没有这样的机会了,啊,不对,在第二次天狐考验的时候也有过,不过当时还有小幽灵在,严格来说并不能算。 Bosom small fox tender gruff lightly scoffed, resembled was saying, your bastard also knows this matter, said how many looks to have a deficit today fox? 怀里的小狐狸娇憨轻哼了一声,似在说,你这坏蛋原来还知道这种事呀,说说看亏欠了本天狐多少? Sorry.” I hug the small fox tightly, had nothing to say in reply. “抱歉。”我紧抱小狐狸,无言以对。 Has nothing to apologize, did not say that like this is only desolate to me, knows your bastard is busy, everyone same does not have the opportunity of many living alone, I am not that persistently unreasonable person, snort/hum, said again, today the fox does not cherish your bastard to accompany, a person very well is also very comfortable , is very happy with experience.” “没什么好道歉的,也不是说只对我这样冷落,知道你这坏蛋忙,大家也都一样没有多少独处的机会,我也不是那么蛮不讲理的人,哼,再说了,本天狐才不稀罕你这坏蛋陪,一个人过的也挺好挺自在,和塔莫娅一起历练也很开心。” The warmed aura is wrapping, discarded moral integrity Lucia, in is one spits the true words, was saying to be saying, the moral integrity as if picked, the ashamed heart raised the head, the latter half tone changed, restored the usual arrogant tender style. 被温暖的气息包裹着,丢弃了节操的露西亚,噼里啦就是一通口吐真言,说着说着,节操似乎又捡回了一些,羞耻心抬头,后半段语气一变,恢复了平时的傲娇风格。 Small fox.” I could not bear bite her, as soon as trembled the lovable fox ear that. “小狐狸。”我忍不住咬上了她一颤一颤的可爱狐狸耳朵。 Does...... does, cannot bite.” “干……干嘛啦,不许咬。” You are quite lovable.” “你好可爱。” Talked nonsense any your bastard, said relented a bit faster, was itchy.” “胡说八道些什么你这坏蛋,都说了快点松口,痒死了。” I loved you.” “我爱死你了。” „Your...... your big bastard, do not think that I can...... at the meeting this superficial sweet talk, tell you, today the fox is not in the past that easily deceived pure girl.” “你你你……你这大坏蛋,别以为我会……会中这种肤浅的甜言蜜语,告诉你,本天狐已经不是当年那个容易被骗的单纯女孩了。” Is thrown into confusion, helpless, stutter, charming obstinate argumentative small fox, in my eyes even more charming, not being able to bear is one turns over/stands up. 阵脚大乱,手足无措,结结巴巴,娇羞嘴硬的小狐狸,在我眼中越发的迷人,忍不住就是一个翻身。 Does...... does, cannot...... they come back...... therefore...... to want...... to by some chance preserve vitality...... the sneak attack not to...... ehm ~~ ~ “干……干什么,不许……万一她们回来……所以说……要……要保存体力……偷袭是不对……嗯啊~~~” Since then, everyone has not really come back again, in a flash is three days of time passes, in these three days of time, I and small fox cross is the honeymoon life of newlyweds, the front door two does not step completely, the nest at home, had unable to say words that the been able to complete matter, had no shame all day. 自那以后,大家还真的没有再回来过,一晃就是三天时间过去,这三天时间里,我和小狐狸过的完全就是新婚夫妇的蜜月生活,大门不出二门不迈,窝在家里,有说不完的话,做不完的事,整天没羞没臊。 The small fox also put down the moral integrity and acting with constraint gradually, by third day, gentle seems like a newly-married wife completely, even satisfied me to hold various strange ideas that the teasing thought is giving, for example wore a cool powdery white apron, bashful prepared food for me in the kitchen, lets my doubtful dream. 小狐狸也渐渐放下了节操和矜持,到了第三天,已经温柔的完全像是一个新婚妻子,甚至满足了我抱着打趣念头提出的各种奇怪想法,比如说穿着一袭清凉的粉白围裙,羞答答的在厨房为我做饭,让我疑似梦幻。 Naturally, that situation gets food down surely does not have the means to make, this does not have the matter of means that right. 当然,那种情况下饭肯定是没办法做成的,这也是没办法的事情,对吧。 Un, this already enough.” “嗯,这样就已经够了。” While I immerse during such happy life, immerses , in the red light district of small fox cannot extricate oneself, the small fox actually in some time, lies down in the bosom, a point, said the determination decided words gently. 正当我沉醉在这样的幸福生活之中,沉醉在小狐狸的温柔乡里不可自拔的时候,小狐狸却在某个时刻,躺在怀里,把头轻轻一点,说出了决心已定的话。 „Did this satisfy?” My boy is rubbing her soft fox ear, does not abandon completely. “这样就满足了吗?”我厮磨着她的柔软狐耳,满是不舍。 Un, has satisfied...... is not right, is not does not satisfy satisfiedly, should complete the retaliation to be right!” The small fox remembers the setting that some almost forgot suddenly, categorically denies hastily, that rare gentle virtuous, as also she thinks Newly-married life...... Not, yes Retaliatory action Finished, but changed the original arrogant tender fox. “嗯,已经满足……不对,才不是什么满足不满足,应该是已经完成了报复才对!”小狐狸忽地想起某个差点被遗忘掉的设定,连忙矢口否认,那份难得的温柔贤惠,也随着她认为【新婚生活】……不,是【报复行动】结束,而重新变回了原本的傲娇狐狸。 Thinks of other girls, I sighed to make noise, knows that did not have the means continuously this way, hope that but the innermost feelings actually could not stop, effort is hugging the small fox. 想到其他女孩,我叹息出声,也知道没办法一直这样下去,但内心却止不住的渴望,用力的将小狐狸抱着。 Really thinks, really wants to live with you.” “真想,真想和你一直这么生活下去。” „Is your is proposing to today fox?” The small fox has not softened because of my affectionate words, instead ominous raising the head is staring me. “你这算是在向本天狐求婚吗?”小狐狸没有因为我的情深话语而软化,反而凶巴巴的抬起头瞪着我。 „...... Mentioned these words, indeed had this meaning to contain in inside.” I tilt the head think, immediately shakes the head disappointedly, pitiful and small fox is looking at each other. “啊……说来这句话,的确是有这种意思包含在里面。”我歪头一想,随即失望摇头,可怜巴巴的和小狐狸对视着。 You have not complied, reached an agreement the second day fox tests to comply obviously from now on.” “你就从来没有答应过,明明说好了等第二次天狐考验过后会答应的。” Said when the time comes will seriously consider, cannot shift the topic, is proposes.” The small fox to shakes the small fist that I threatened. “只是说了到时候会认真考虑吧,不许转移话题,到底算不算求婚。”小狐狸冲我威胁的晃起了小拳头。 clear(ly) knows that will be rejected, I affirmative a first point. 明知道又会被拒绝,我还是肯定的把头一点。 Calculates, no matter said that many time does not have the issue, please marry me, small...... not, Lucia!” “算,不管说多少次都没问题,请和我结婚吧,小……不,露西亚!” „, Promises you are not.” The small fox neck shrinks, the tone is soft, the fragile mosquito recited should say, the ominous imposing manner did not know a moment ago. “诶,答应你也不是不可以。”小狐狸脖子一缩,语气柔软娇羞,细弱蚊吟的应道,刚才凶巴巴的气势不知道去了哪。 You looked, being probable made me say, then another, why...... wait/etc, what did you say a moment ago?” “你看,非得让我这么说,然后又一口拒绝,何必……等等,你刚才说了什么?” Snort, has not said anything, could not hear even, today the fox paid no attention to you.” “哼,没说什么,听不到就算了,本天狐不理你了。” The bosom, the small fox has been separated like the loach, suddenly put on clothes/armor, the figure leapt, falls on the window, this turns head, charming face blushing made an ugly face to me. 怀里一空,小狐狸已经像泥鳅一样脱离,眨眼间就穿上了衣服,身形一跃,落在窗口,这才回过头来,俏脸通红的冲我做了一个鬼脸。 I no matter, the most repugnant this troublesome matter, oneself asked Grandma Ma Ma to say!” “我才不管,最讨厌这种麻烦的事情了,自个找玛玛加奶奶说去!” Immediately, her form disappears in the window, stays behind dumbfoundedly, became confused me of head by the huge pleasant surprise. 随即,她的身影消失在窗口,留下目瞪口呆,被巨大的惊喜冲昏了脑袋的我。 Lying trough...... lying trough lying trough lying trough!!! 卧槽……卧槽卧槽卧槽!!! ............................... 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 The harmony affect, slightly has the deletion, please excuse me. 和谐关系,略有删改,请见谅。
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