*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** After disastrous banquet, the Lesser Evil village returned quickly in the past tranquil serene, but I and Eika Layh two, seemed to be awed and stood on guard well some time, this makes me very puzzled. 灾难性的宴会过后,魔王村很快又回归了往昔的宁静安详,只不过我和艾卡莱伊两个,似乎被敬畏和警戒了好一段时间,这让我十分不解。 Everyone awes Eika Layh I to understand, I I, why also do want to visit me with the protection look? I have not made anything. On that day got drunk by the Beja girl and Evil Dragon jointly, what then...... had to come? I have felt own liquor is very good, got drunk the meeting little darling to curl up that high-quality male drunkard of peaceful singing on the stool. 大家敬畏艾卡莱伊我能理解,我怎么了我,为什么也要用防备的眼神看着我？我没做啥呀。那天被贝雅丫头和恶龙蕾娜联手灌醉了,然后……发生什么来着？我一直觉得自己酒品很好,是喝醉了会乖乖蜷在凳子上安静的唱歌的那种优质醉汉。 cough cough, ok, certainly where was they made a mistake, I believe that to my rumor and misunderstanding one day will be decoded eventually, first threw temporarily this doubts one side. 咳咳,算了,一定是他们哪里搞错了,我相信对我的谣言和误会终究有一天会被破解,就暂时先将这个疑惑扔到一边去吧。 A more important matter, counts a number, about a month passes by, the small spirit was also about to go out, for these days I ate to the full daily was all right to do go into the center hall, eager is waiting, to be honest in the heart slightly was a little afraid, what to do if had not waked to the time small spirit of agreement, what to do if she did not have the means to wake should, I cannot the center hall opening. 还有更重要的事情,掐指一数,将近一个月过去,小幽灵也快出关了,这几天我天天吃饱了没事干就跑到中枢大厅里,眼巴巴的等着,说实话心中有点小害怕,万一到了约定的时间小幽灵没有醒过来该怎么办,万一她一直没办法醒过来该怎么办,我总不能把中枢大厅给拆了吧。 Now finally can understand before , goes out each time experience time, Valise they saw off the mood that I departed. 现在终于能理解以前每次外出历练的时候,维拉丝她们送别我离去的心情了。 Because worried that is worrying about the small spirit, causes, when trains with Lilith, was defeated for the first time, our proud night demoness king is angry very much, saw I restless, simply has not accompanied her with single-hearted devotion, therefore attracted my big mouth ruthlessly, the quantity that be that as it may, she attracted recently compared with before just did regain consciousness is short, did not have the appetite? Fell ill? Said has drunk greasily my blood? 因为担忧牵挂着小幽灵,导致在和莉莉斯训练的时候,第一次落败了,我们骄傲的夜魔女王很生气,看出了我心神不宁,根本没专心陪她,于是狠狠吸了我一大口,虽说如此,最近她吸的量还是比以前刚刚苏醒的时候少了许多,是不是没有胃口？或者是生病了？还是说已经喝腻了我的血？ Whenever I am worried proposed that this issue, does not know why Lilith will become will be angry very much, since will be mad at me , like angry, making my five faces compel, unable to feel the head ignorant, although the thoughts of young girl will be complex, but I think Lilith besides character bold tender point, essentially will be very pure, her joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness will be very easy to understand. 每当我担心的提出这个问题,不知为何莉莉斯会变得很生气,既是生我的气,又像在生自己的气,让我五脸懵逼,摸不着脑袋,虽说少女的心思复杂,但我自认为莉莉斯除了性格豪娇一点外,本质上还是很单纯的,她的喜怒哀乐很容易能看懂。 Then, the day passes day-by-day, after welcoming the banquet ended sixth day, in that morning, my daily face shut out to shove open to lie in oneself crystal and Qi, had the yawn to get out of bed, washing changed the clothes, has eaten breakfast that and three no princesses prepared, combined to fight while convenient with, right, the present was the combination of Evil Dragon and Beja girl, then had the aggressivity, I took a look at their one eyes slightly, was complained by the venomous tongue, because changed into the relations of Beja, the average per person intelligence quotient was pushed down much, dealing with be more relaxed. Some. 就这样,日子一天天过去,迎来了宴会结束后的第六天,这天早上,我日常的一脸嫌弃推开趴在自己身上的水晶和琪露诺,打着哈欠起床,洗漱换衣,吃过碧丝和三无公主准备的早餐,顺便和娜雅组合恶斗一番,没错,现在是恶龙蕾娜和贝雅丫头的组合了,还是那么的有攻击性,我只是稍微瞅她们个一眼,就遭来了毒舌吐槽,但因为换成贝雅的关系,人均智商被拉低不少,应付起来会更轻松一些。 After having had the breakfast, I as usual, plan to go to the center hall to wait in the morning, in the afternoon accompanies the small black coal training, in the evening accompanies Lilith to train, comes back to sleep in the boundary of cultivation dream accompanies the fool daughter to rest while convenient......, probably a day is also compact. 吃过早餐后,我和往常一样,打算上午去中枢大厅候着,下午陪小黑炭训练,晚上陪莉莉斯训练,回来睡觉在梦之境界修炼顺便陪笨蛋女儿睡……咦,好像一天也蛮紧凑的。 Goes to the center hall time, on the way with together, before this is, no matter, beforehand after helping end the house job, returns to the greenwood bar directly, clothes/armor does not need to trade , to continue her maidservant work, just like Valise, is regarded as daily clothes/armor to put on the maidservant clothing/taking, is very rare she to put on clothes/armor outside maidservant clothing/taking, but the maidservant in greenwood bar took...... me to tell you, great, particularly, after her demon changed specially is the show air/Qi, these light satin ribbon, the skirt of lace interaction suspended, the complicated butterfly disease settling in the chest led, to include. The cat bell on neck, is my critical suggestion...... 去中枢大厅的时候,顺路和碧丝一起,这是以前没有的事,以前的碧丝在帮忙完家务活之后,是直接回绿林酒吧,衣服都不用换,继续她的侍女工作,和维拉丝一样,碧丝也把侍女服当做是日常衣服穿,很少见她穿侍女服以外的衣服,不过绿林酒吧的侍女服……我跟你说,赞,尤其是菲妮的,经过她特别魔改之后更是骚气,那些轻飘飘的缎带,蕾丝相间的裙摆,繁复的蝴蝶结胸领,包括脖子上的猫铃铛,无一不是我的中肯建议…… cough cough coughs! The topic pulled crookedly, now, route is different, although she wants to return to the greenwood bar to continue to work, but Ouna did not let, after the argument, finally, submitted to everyone's good intention, every day the last afternoon time went to Eika Layh that to continue to accept the dragon knight to cultivate, in the evening returned to the greenwood bar to work. 咳咳咳！话题扯歪了,现在,碧丝的路线有所不同,虽然她本人是想回绿林酒吧继续干活,但是菲妮和欧娜不让,几经争论,最后,碧丝还是屈服于大家的好意,每天上下午时间去艾卡莱伊那继续接受龙骑士修炼,晚上回到绿林酒吧干活。 Bar, day of busiest time nature in evening, although looks like this very tired, but has the physique of dragon knight, and is not affected much, she also likes this busy feeling, is especially substantial, in any case my taking mixing to eat to wait for death for the person of life-long goal is unable to understand. 酒吧嘛,一天最繁忙的时候自然在晚上,虽然这样看着很累,不过碧丝有龙骑士的体质,并无大碍,她自己也喜欢这种忙碌的感觉,特充实,反正我这种以混吃等死为终生目标的人是无法理解。 Delivers to Eika Layh that her on the way, curious takes a look at several, wants to know how the dragon knight cultivates, then, I cannot arrive at one kilometer cobblestone track slightly again, arrived at the Holy See mountain lowest level teleportation mouth, the direct link underground , to continue the keeping watch small spirit to regain consciousness, this is since comes back daily route. 顺路将她送到艾卡莱伊那,好奇的瞅个几眼,想知道龙骑士到底是怎么修炼的,然后,我稍微再走不到一千米的鹅卵石小道,就来到了教廷山最底层的传送口,直达地下,继续守望小幽灵苏醒,这已经是自碧丝回来后的日常路线。 Finally, today, had the unusual circumstance, while I deliver to the destination, prepares to station in 35 minutes, satisfies itself to the dragon knight desires the discontented abnormal psychology the time, suddenly, the Holy See mountain transmits slight shivering, the average person possibly could not feel, but actually cannot hide the truth from our adventurer. 终于,在今天,出现了异常情况,正当我把碧丝送到目的地,准备驻留个三五分钟,满足自己对龙骑士欲求不满的变态心理的时候,忽然,教廷山传来轻微的颤抖,普通人可能感觉不到,但是却瞒不过我们冒险者。 „What's wrong?” Eika Layh decides looks to the center of origin center. “怎么了？”艾卡莱伊定定的看向震源中心。 „Is the center hall position, was the small spirit wakes probably.” Was saying this saying time, I run far. “是中枢大厅位置,大概是小幽灵醒过来了。”说着这话的时候,我已经跑远了。 Gazes after some Druid urgent matter to greet his saintess your highness generally, Eika Layh regrets to shake the head, the road that it seems like, the princess must take is very long. 目送某德鲁伊火烧屁股一般屁颠屁颠去迎接他的圣女殿下,艾卡莱伊不禁惋惜摇头,看来,公主殿下要走的路还很长呀。 Has a look at the vision unable to leave that say/way going far away back again, even if completely vanishes who is not willing to move out of the way, her vision is tender, the road of her partner, as if longer appearance. 再看看目光离不开那道远去背影,即便是完全消失了也不愿意挪开的碧丝,她的目光更是怜惜,她的拍档的路,似乎会更长的样子。 The change of Holy See mountain was startled many adventurer, good Beja was getting more and more capable, immediately responded, declared this was the good deed that some Druid did, please everyone should not be startled, this pot flung did not want. 教廷山的异动惊到了不少冒险者,还好贝雅越来越干练,马上反应过来,宣称这是某个德鲁伊干出来的好事,请大家不要惊慌,这个锅甩的不要不要的。 The people think, the Savior Sir and other destructive singing sounds can create that at this moment this tremble slightly, appeared insignificant, immediately felt relaxed. 众人一想,救世主大人连那等毁灭性的歌声都能创造出来,事到如今这点轻微颤动,也就显得微不足道了,随即纷纷释然。 Has not known that has carried one to be big and I of black iron saucepan, dashes, disregards Angel patrol leader's greeting to send regards, passing over gently and swiftly numerous person's shadows, after the vibration is less than one minute, went to the center hall. 还不知道已经背了一口又大又黑的铁锅的我,一路飞奔,无视身旁的天使巡逻队的招呼问候,掠过重重人影,在震动发生后的不到一分钟,就来到了中枢大厅。 „Was too slow.” The small spirit brings the berating sound of lazy sleepiness, steps into the center hall entrance flash to resound in me, I am overjoyed, can ignore the small spirit tender reproved. “太慢了。”小幽灵带着慵懒睡意的喝斥声,在我踏入中枢大厅门口的一瞬间响起,我大喜过望,顾不得小幽灵的娇蛮训斥。 „Small spirit, the small spirit, did you wake? I did not present the auditory hallucination.” “小幽灵,小幽灵,你醒过来了？我不是出现幻听了吧。” „Fool small everything presented the auditory hallucination, this saintess is still falling asleep now, moreover must rest in ancient times, what spoke with you were the spirit of saintess.” “笨蛋小凡是出现幻听了,本圣女现在还在睡着,而且要睡到天荒地老,和你说话的是本圣女的幽灵。” „Were you are the spirit good.” I know finally complained. “你本来就是幽灵好不好。”我终于知道吐槽了。 „Although is the spirit, but is not the ordinary spirit, therefore same has the spirit also to have the matter of possibility with the normal person again.” The small spirit refuses to accept, must study the average person forcefully. “虽然是幽灵,但已经不是普通的幽灵,所以和正常人一样再产生幽灵也是有可能的事情。”小幽灵不服,强行要学普通人。 „That before you said that split the two spirit? Is the multiplication way of spirit the amitosis?” “那岂不是像你以前说的那样,分裂成两个幽灵了？难道幽灵的繁衍方式就是无丝分裂？” „What has the saintess of silk no silk not to understand, this saintess belly was hungry.” The small spirit acts difficult. “什么有丝无丝的本圣女不懂,本圣女肚子饿了。”小幽灵闹起了别扭。 „Okay good.” I pull out several diamond comfortably, suddenly lives. “好好好。”我习以为常的掏出数枚钻石,忽然顿住。 „How to eat?” “怎么吃？” „How does this saintess know? Young try to find the solution.” The extraordinary sound conveys from the hall in all directions, I even can imagine the small spirit now two fork waist spirited appearance expressions. “本圣女怎么知道？小凡自己想办法。”了不起的声音从大厅四面八方传来,我甚至能想象到小幽灵现在两手叉腰神气的模样表情。 „That...... did I grind to scatter the ground diamond?” “那……我把钻石磨碎了撒到地上？” „Is this saintess the puppy?” “本圣女是小狗吗？” „Grinds to the powder, sprinkles to the air inside?” “磨成粉末,洒到空气里头？” „You want to present tribute to this saintess, is scattering the bone ash?” “你是想给本圣女进贡,还是在撒骨灰？” „I did not have idea, what to do did you say?” I shrug reluctantly, since because of awakens of small spirit, worries agitated, all in without a trace that in this time relaxed daily dialogue that accumulates long time dissipates. “那我没辙了,你说怎么办？”我无奈地耸耸肩,因为小幽灵的苏醒,多日以来积累的担忧烦躁,皆在此时轻松日常的对话里消散的无影无踪。 „Makes me think, un, had the means that really the young every idiot, you looked that this saintess casual one wants to think.” “让我想一想,嗯,有办法了,果然小凡是大笨蛋,你看本圣女随便一想就想到了。” „Is is, you said that what means looks is?” “是是是,那你说说看是什么办法？” „Favored.” In the stage in center hall, the white light is suddenly bright, the innumerable ray gatherings, gradually form a person's shadow, who isn't the small spirit can also be? “看好了。”中枢大厅的高台上,白光骤亮,无数光芒汇聚,逐渐形成一道人影,可不是小幽灵还能是谁？ „Can you come out?” I am overjoyed, neglected that a wee bit exceptionally. “你能出来了？”我大喜过望,也就忽略了那一丁点异常。 „Right, this saintess can come out, now wants every to hug slightly.” The small spirit acts like a spoiled brat opens the both arms to me. “对呀,本圣女能出来了,现在想要小凡抱抱。”小幽灵撒娇的冲我伸出双臂。 „Really does not have the means with you, hahahaha.” My self-satisfied is not good, this small spirit, is really, but separated for a month, that can act like a spoiled brat, if later separates for a half year, must stick on me is not willing to leave. “真拿你没办法,哈哈哈哈。”我得意的不行,这只小幽灵呀,真是的,只不过是分开了一个月,就那么能撒娇,以后要是分开半年,岂不是要黏在我身上不愿意离开了。 So happy full is thinking, I open the bosom, goes forward with stride, is hugging to the tender body of small spirit, naturally, held spatial, because also the step steps is too big, could not stop one to hit in the center stage. 这般幸福满满的想着,我张开怀抱,大步上前,对着小幽灵的娇躯就是一抱,理所当然的,抱了个空,还因为步子迈的太大,刹不住一头撞到了中枢高台上。 „The hahahaha ~~ ~~ young every idiot, cannot look unexpectedly the illusory image.” The brittle laughter of small spirit practical joke reverberates. “哈哈哈哈~~~~小凡大笨蛋,竟然连幻影都看不出来。”小幽灵恶作剧的脆笑声回荡起来。 „Your this hateful young saintess, best not to come out, otherwise I hit to swell your buttocks.” Clenching jaws that I am mad, worries to ask immediately: „Really can't come out?” “你这可恶的小圣女,最好别出来,否则我打肿你的屁股。”我气的咬牙切齿,随即又担忧问道:“真的不能出来？” „Un, couldn't, not be young had said before? Does not absorb the strength of these souls, I cannot come out, is small is not obviously good, in an instant my words forgetting, to be punished like this, later remembered, even if a saintess hits the sound of yawn, must bear in mind well.” “嗯,还不能,之前不是和小凡说过吗？不吸收完这些灵魂之力,我是出不来的,明明是小凡不好,一转眼就把我的话给忘了,才会遭到这样的惩罚,以后记住了,哪怕是本圣女打哈欠的声音,也要好好记在心里。” „Compliant, asking the saintess palace to release 100 hearts, let alone was your yawn sound, even if your hitting snoring sound, or dug out the heroic bearing of nostril, I later will still keep firmly in mind, does not dare to forget the slightest again.” “遵命,请圣女殿下放一百个心,别说是你的哈欠声,就算是你的打呼噜声,或者抠鼻孔的英姿,我以后也会牢记在心,不敢再忘记分毫。” „I have not had the snoring, will not dig out the nostril, young every your fool servant, has the skill to come, this saintess must select with you only!” Small quiet spiritual energy, hu-hu is definitely wielding at the left hook in the central system the hook and thorn fist. “我才没有打呼噜,更不会抠鼻孔,小凡你这笨蛋仆人,有本事进来,本圣女要和你单挑！”小幽灵气的呀,肯定在中枢系统里面呼哧呼哧的挥着左勾拳上勾拳和刺拳了。 „I want to go , can you to me the means of going in?” I titter, returned this even more rampant small spirit finally. “我是很想进去,你得给我个进去的办法呀？”我偷笑不已,总算是回报了这越发嚣张的小幽灵一记。 „Very simple, so long as small every also turned into the spirit to be good.” “很简单,只要小凡也变成幽灵就好了。” „The Jane/simple single head, can I commit suicide?” “简单个头,那我岂不是得自杀？” „Thinks or considers as finished carefully, does not want, the small every mind is too simple, all day silly perplexed secretly happy, after I fear death, ascends to heaven directly, is hard to form the spirit.” “仔细想想还是算了,不要了,小凡的头脑太简单,整天又傻乎乎的不明所以偷乐,我怕死后直接升天,难以形成幽灵。” „Very grateful you to consider me for me to punch your buttocks one?” “很感激你为我着想我可以揍你屁股一顿么？” So divulges one left the loneliness after ruthlessly, we enter the subject. 这般狠狠宣泄了一番离别后的寂寞,我们才进入正题。 „Strength of absorption soul how? Is smooth, how feels, to plant to become a stronger feeling?” “灵魂之力吸收的怎么样？还算顺利么,感觉怎么样,是不是有种自己变得更加强壮的感觉？” „Un, strength of impurities these souls do not have, the pure astonishment, this saintess, still has to feel grateful one next beginning generation even slightly, almost twisted to break to pieces the meal delivered to the belly to digest directly, swallowed the degree of chewing saves continually, can achieve in this type of share for this saintess, this saintess on pushing someone take on a difficult job acknowledged oneself were her successor.” “嗯,这些灵魂之力一点杂质都没有,纯净的惊人,就算是本圣女,也不得不稍微感激一下初代,几乎是把饭菜绞碎了直接送到肚子里消化,连吞嚼都省掉的程度,能为本圣女做到这种份上,本圣女就勉为其难的承认自己是她的继承者吧。” „Twisted to break to pieces delivered to the belly...... not to feel a little disgusting this? I like myself swallowing to chew.” “绞碎了送到肚子里……不觉得有点恶心么这样？我还是喜欢自己吞嚼。” „Just is the analogy, the analogy!” “只不过是比喻,比喻而已！” „Next time please use a point better analogy . Moreover the mouth tooth that can bite diamond on your, twists broken just moves unnecessarily.” “下次请用点更好的比喻,而且就你那能将钻石咬碎的口牙,绞碎只不过是多此一举。” „Hē!” “喝！” Sees me always to bicker with her, the small spirit cannot bear, the illusory image that creates sends out the spirit body shell, hits directly to me. 见我老是和她抬杠,小幽灵忍不住,创造出来的幻影发出幽灵体炮弹,直接冲我撞过来。 I do not have the fluctuation, even also wants to smile, stupid spirit, you, when I do not know that is imaginary...... 我内心毫无波动,甚至还想笑,愚蠢的幽灵哟,你当我不知道那是幻…… Pū! 噗喔！ the next moment, the body was hit to fly, departed several meters away. 下一刻,身体被撞飞出去,足足飞出了数米远。 How...... what's the matter? 怎……怎么回事？ Falls on me of ground, stares the big eyes, the opening mouth, shows the unbelievable shocking expression. 倒在地上的我,瞪大双眼,张大嘴巴,露出难以置信的震惊表情。 Traces the belly, this minimal might, compared even the mosquito bite is not with before simply, this absolutely was not that small spirit that I knew, the genuine spirit body shell can hit to depart over hundred meters me, but also the spirit body shell of my genuine came the bastard! 摸了摸肚子,这微乎其微的威力,和以前相比简直连蚊子叮咬都算不上,这绝对不是我认识的那个小幽灵,真正的幽灵体炮弹可是能把我撞飞出百米以上,还我正版的幽灵体炮弹来混蛋！ Well, was the place that probably complained wrong? The director that segment Kadiao came a moment ago again, my he meow does not shake M! 咦,好像吐槽的地方错了？导演刚才那段卡掉重来,我他喵的又不是抖M！ Grasps toward the bosom small spirit, finally hugged to be the same with before, the five fingers passed through from her illusory image directly, fished spatial. 往怀里的小幽灵抓了抓,结果和之前抱过去一样,五指直接从她的幻影穿过,捞了个空。 „What's the matter? Why you can bump obtain me, don't I have the means to bump obtain you?” I was startled, is this with emphasis good, spirit body shell anything...... the feeling is also very important, or we discussed that stressed while convenient I really did not shake M. “怎么回事？为什么你能碰得到我,我却没办法碰得到你？”我惊了,这才是重点好不好,幽灵体炮弹什么的……感觉也很重要,要不我们还是重新讨论一下吧,顺便强调一下我真的不是抖M。 „, This saintess is uh-huh fierce.” The small spirit of incarnation illusory image, the spirited two fork waists, chin tall face upwards, happily is insufferably arrogant, this is the small spirit that I am familiar with right. “嗯哼,本圣女厉害吧。”化身幻影的小幽灵,神气的两手叉腰,下巴高仰,得意不可一世,这正是我熟悉的小幽灵没错。 „Fierce, was too fierce, how to achieve?” I admire sincerely, if puts in this ability the fight, how could it not be equal to she can project on the enemy, the enemy actually cannot hit her, how does such fight also hit? “厉害,太厉害了,怎么做到的？”我真心佩服,若是将这种能力放到战斗上,岂不等于她能打到敌人,敌人却打不着她,这样的战斗还怎么打？ „This is the saintess new ability, although and has no big using, young every you do not need to praise me, actually many means can break the illusory image, right.” The small spirit suddenly became modest. “这是本圣女新增的能力,虽然并没有什么大用,小凡你不必夸我,其实还是有很多办法可以打破幻影的,对吧。”小幽灵忽然变得谦虚起来了。 „You know well, do not feel self-important, self-satisfied, must guard against arrogance and impetuosity, studies modestly , to continue to strive.” I tread the nose upper eyelid immediately, shows the stance of director. “你知道就好,不要骄傲自大,志得意满,要戒骄戒躁,虚心求学,继续精进。”我立刻蹬鼻子上脸,摆出教导主任的架势。 „wū( I bite)!” “啊呜(我咬)！” „——!!! Hurts!!!” “嗷嗷嗷嗷——！！！疼疼疼！！！” Why, obviously the might of spirit body shell, because was the illusory image relates 100 times to continue weakly, bit actually same hurting? 为什么,明明幽灵体炮弹的威力因为是幻影关系弱了一百倍不止,偏偏咬人却还是一样的疼？ ... 。。。