*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „—— ——!!!” “啊————！！！” Turns over/Stands up suddenly, startled sits from the bed, I scratched the cold sweat on neck, looks at the familiar ceiling and room layout, relaxes. 猛然翻身,从床上惊坐起来,我擦了擦脖子上的冷汗,看着熟悉的天花板和房间布局,松了一口大气。 Originally is the dream, fortunately is the dream, in a gloomy jet black not well-known world, has been attracted by the bottomless fearful vortex attracts, the revolutions the revolutions, long dozens years and several hundred years, this dream also is too probably scary. 原来是梦,还好是梦,在一个阴森漆黑的不知名世界里,被无底的可怕漩涡一直吸呀吸,转呀转,好像过了漫长的几十年、几百年,这种梦也太吓人了。 „Had anything, the fool pet owner should not be all right mob to be in great surprise good, disturbing the crystal Sir to sleep.” “发生什么了,笨蛋饲主别没事大惊小怪好不好,打扰了水晶大人睡觉。” Side broadcasts the sound, lowers the head looks, is not crystal fellow, lies on my leg falls asleep, Qi occupied another leg firmly. 旁边传来声音,低头一看,可不是水晶这家伙,又趴在我的腿上睡着,琪露诺则是牢牢占据了另外一条腿。 I said in the dream struggle unceasingly, the only two legs could not move, originally because of this, is my two fool daughter. 我就说在梦里挣扎不断,唯独两条腿一直动弹不得,原来是因为这个,是我这两个笨蛋女儿。 „You also felt all right saying that ran up to your issue that on my bed slept obviously arbitrarily.” “你还好意思说,明明是擅自跑到我床上睡觉的你的问题吧。” „This thinks that mother will appear, the fool pet owner is not really powerful, rested a whole evening with the fool pet owner is crystal energy loses obviously is quite big, now instead is drawn but actually, the crystal was really suffering.” Rubs to focus, the appearance of crystal is blurry, seems like that also wants to rest to doze off again after waking up early, that mouth has not actually received the brain diversion that just awoke only, is especially sharp. “本以为妈妈会出现的,笨蛋饲主真是不给力,和笨蛋饲主睡了一整晚明明是水晶的精神损失比较大,现在反而被倒拉一把,水晶真是太委屈了。”揉着眼,水晶的模样迷糊懵懂,看似还想睡个回笼觉,唯独那张嘴却没有受到刚睡醒的大脑牵制,格外犀利。 „How, can I also apologize inadequately to you? Was careful that I throw the room you.” I pinched the soft cheek of sleepy eyes clearheaded crystal ill-humoredly, helpless then helps her reorganize quite lax, soon falls under the pajamas to shoulder. “怎么的,我还得向你道歉不成？小心我把你扔出房间去。”我没好气的捏了捏睡眼惺惺的水晶的柔软脸蛋,接着又无奈帮她整理好松垮垮的,快要滑落到肩下的睡衣。 Can my nanny milk father, when achieve? 我这个保姆奶爸,到底得做到什么时候？ „Snort, the pet owner is really ruthless, but yesterday the crystal towed like the dead pig the pet owner, must catch up with the crystal to walk unexpectedly, was this you treats the way of benefactor?” Crystal panting in indignation is whipping the mattress, the cheek is helped rouse by I am pinching high. “哼,饲主真是无情无义,昨天可是水晶把饲主像死猪一样拖回来,现在竟然要赶水晶走,这就是你对待恩人的方式吗？”水晶气呼呼的拍打着床垫,被我捏着的腮帮高高鼓了起来。 „Yesterday? Un, making me think well, what yesterday exactly had to come?” “昨天？嗯,让我好好想一想,昨天到底发生了什么来着？” Rubs is making the sore back of the head faintly, my useless how much time recalled, after all were not drunk. 揉着隐隐做疼的后脑勺,我没用多少时间就回想起来了,毕竟不是喝醉酒。 Eika Layh, is chewing this name silently, I have a lingering fear. 艾卡莱伊,默默嘴嚼着这个名字,我心有余悸。 No wonder oneself will have this dream, originally because of Eika Layh, at the banquet, Eika Layh got drunk yesterday......, does not get drunk, after seeming like drinks, the dance is popular greatly sends, many adventurer suffer hardships there her, how causing the entire banquet...... to come finally, I was transferred to faint probably finally, does not know that had anything, no wonder was towed like the dead pig by the crystal. 难怪自己会做这种梦,原来是因为艾卡莱伊,昨天宴会上,艾卡莱伊喝醉……不,并不是喝醉,似乎是喝了酒后,舞兴大发,许许多多冒险者都在她那儿受了苦,导致最后整个宴会……怎么来着,我好像最后被转晕过去了,根本不知道发生了什么,难怪是被水晶像死猪一样拖回来了。 Does wait/etc, drag like the dead pig? 等等,像死猪一样拖？ I have drawn the crystal, hit toward her buttocks on without delay several, no wonder the back of the head is a little sore, it is estimated that knocks the stone. 我拉过水晶,二话不说就往她屁股上打了好几下,难怪后脑勺还有点疼,估计是磕到石头了。 Eika Layh's dance, was really fearful, a person jumped obviously was that attractive, was pleasant, was deceptive, once entered many dancing patterns, actually turned into the dance of intense death suddenly, no wonder Evil Dragon will frighten such, changed me to know that I must frighten the urine. 艾卡莱伊的舞,实在是太可怕了,明明一个人跳的时候是那么好看,那么赏心悦目,极具欺骗性,一旦进入多人舞模式,却骤然变成激烈的死亡之舞,怪不得恶龙蕾娜会吓成那样,换我知道我也得吓尿。 Wait, speaking of frightening urine...... 等等,说到吓尿…… I hold crystal angrily, touched the mattress. 我把气鼓鼓的水晶抱起来,摸了摸床垫。 „Pet owner was really disrespectful, not only spanked crystal with no reason at all, but also the suspicion crystal wet the bed!” Crystal grief and indignation protest. “饲主真是太失礼了,不仅无缘无故打水晶的屁股,还怀疑水晶尿床！”水晶悲愤抗议。 „You had the criminal record.” My unemotional pierces her. “你有前科了。”我面无表情的戳穿她。 „That is the fool ice piece frames me!” The glutton dragon that this moe stupid, actually also knows that shirked the responsibility. “那是笨蛋冰块陷害我！”这蠢萌的吃货龙,竟然还知道推卸责任了。 „Nonsense, Qi may not have toward the stupid dragon body under last night the stopper ice piece.” Qi denied hastily. “胡说,琪露诺昨晚可没往笨龙身下塞冰块。”琪露诺连忙否认。 „Your two do not quarrel, I have a look, has not wet the bed, calculates you to be in luck, otherwise automatic gives me to withstand/top the water jar voluntarily.” “你们两个别吵了,我看看,没尿床,算你走运,否则自动自觉给我去顶水缸吧。” Stretching oneself of: „Ok, your two little fellow, got out of bed quickly, cannot hate to get out of bed, in a big hurry, traded clothes/armor, Sun must expose to the sun the buttocks.” 伸了伸懒腰:“好了,你们两个小家伙,都快起床吧,不许赖床了,快快,换衣服,太阳都要晒屁股了。” „Was the pet owner is obviously laziest is said like this crystal was not convinced very much.” “明明是饲主最懒却被这样说水晶很不服气。” „Right right, mother's man was laziest did not have the qualifications to say Qi like this.” The fool daughter who two also wants to hate to get out of bed as soon as listens, was not happy that transfers the muzzle immediately consistently to me. “没错没错,妈妈的男人最懒了没资格这样说琪露诺。”两个还想赖床的笨蛋女儿一听,不高兴了,立刻一致调转枪口面向我。 I pay no attention to their two, has a look last night civilian clothes that the body puts on, hits on a carp directly very gets out of bed, goes out of the room. 我不理她们两个,看看身上穿的还是昨晚的便服,直接就一个鲤鱼打挺下床,走出房间。 „Yo, Junior Brother Wu, morning, may really be a disaster last night, I heard.” Outside, the master brothers and two fellow apprentices are eating on the dining table fiercely drink fiercely, comes long time ago to who everyone makes the breakfast, is carrying the oatmeal for them. “哟,吴师弟,早呀,昨晚可真是一场灾难呀,我都听说了。”外面,大师兄和二师兄正在饭桌上猛吃猛喝,早早就过来给大家做早餐的碧丝,正为他们端上燕麦粥。 Understood in me, did the fellow but who this two dines when also come? 碧丝在我理解,可是这两个蹭饭的家伙什么时候也来了？ „Worthily is the big dragon, that Ms. Eika Layh's strength really made one to admire.” The master brother dug up one, nods, a countenance of senior illustration commentator. “不愧是巨龙,那位艾卡莱伊女士的力气实在叫人佩服。”大师兄扒了一口,点点头,一副资深解说评论员的嘴脸。 „The strength of COSPLAY bear will not lose to her.” “COSPLAY熊的力气可不会输给她。” I am not convinced, last night that is purely the accident/surprise, was similar to makes a strongman dance the ballet, under the extremely disadvantageous platform and rule, was flung like the true rag doll bear by Eika Layh. 我不服气,昨晚那是纯属意外,就如同让一个大力士去跳芭蕾舞,是在极度不利的平台和规则之下,才被艾卡莱伊像真正的布偶熊一样甩来甩去。 „Is will not dance completely right.” Thea Tuker refers to with the fork, full is jokes to smile. “就是完全不会跳舞对吧。”西雅图克用叉子指过来,满是谑笑。 „Let alone I, you have not felt better many.” “别说我,你们也没好过多少吧。” „Very regrettable, we had seen Eika Layh's strength is extraordinary, not silly rushes to bring death.” “很遗憾,我们早就看出了艾卡莱伊的实力非凡,并没有傻乎乎的冲上去送死。” „Actually was Thea Tuker drinks high, with these past training camp partners together, before the tumult appeared had keeled over drunk.” The master brother has the share resentment, is not forgiving saw through the quick-witted camouflages of two fellow apprentices. “其实是西雅图克喝高了,和那些昔日的训练营伙伴们一起,在骚动出现以前就已经醉倒下去。”大师兄有股子怨气,很不留情的拆穿了二师兄的机智伪装。 „Has rested in the lakeside in the morning, disorderly wakes, draws me to come to here to dine on.” “一直在湖边睡到早上,乱七八糟的醒过来,就强拉着我来这里蹭饭。” Is this, no wonder the master brother expression is a little uncomfortable. 哦,原来是这样,难怪大师兄表情有点不爽。 „You do not eat is very happy? How to do probably was I makes a mistake was the same.” The master brother who two fellow apprentices are discontented to stare to and eats up a fat steamed bun that the appetite opens greatly, mumbled. “你不是也吃的挺开心吗？怎么搞的好像都是我错了一样。”二师兄不满瞪向胃口大开的又吃下一个胖馒头的大师兄,哼哼唧唧。 „Do not listen to Carlos, even if I had not gotten drunk at that time, will not run to bring death, who my Thea Tuker is, possibly to be how same as the fool who these want to save face at all costs.” “你们别听卡洛斯的,就算当时我没喝醉,也不会跑上去送死,我西雅图克是谁,怎么可能和那些死要面子的笨蛋一样。” My awkward light coughs, the matter of dining I no matter first, the words cannot speak irresponsibly, do not forget me is also in your mouth „fool who wants to save face at all costs”. 我尴尬的轻咳一声,蹭饭的事我先不管,话可不能乱说,别忘了我也是你口中的“死要面子的笨蛋”其中一员。 „Junior Brother Wu was certainly different.” Thea Tuker grins to laugh, while I think surprisedly this fellow unexpectedly also learned to eat the person to have one's speech softened to cause difficulties for others the lenient worldly wisdom, he supplemented one. “吴师弟当然不一样了。”西雅图克咧嘴大笑,正当我惊讶的认为这家伙竟然也学会了吃人嘴软拿人手软的人情世故,他又补充一句。 „Junior Brother Wu should include first and final fool.” “吴师弟应该是囊括了第一和最后的笨蛋。” I at that time on face one black, if this goods are not own Senior Brother, I might take up nearby broom to rumble to go out him. 我当时就脸一黑,要是这货不是自己的师兄,我说不定就要抄起旁边的扫帚将他轰出去。 „Pet owner is at first is also the final fool.” Just went out of the crystal of door, jumped in two lines, as if inserted a blade toward my chest on, I have turned head wickedly, lifting the hand was a water jar presses on her. “饲主是最初也是最终的笨蛋。”刚走出房门的水晶,蹦出了一句中二台词,仿佛往我心口上插了一刀,我恶狠狠回过头,抬手就是一个水缸压到她头上。 However water jar this degree of subjecting to a penalty, could not have baffled the crystal, she withstand/top the water jar to wash coolly, then sits to have the breakfast, then plays to create a disturbance with Qi, the water jar in her head is gorgeously motionless, with bringing cap is so freely relaxed. 然而一个水缸这种程度的受罚,已经难不倒水晶了,她面不改色的顶着水缸去洗漱,然后坐下来吃早餐,接着又和琪露诺玩耍打闹,水缸在她头上一直是巍然不动,就跟带着一顶帽子那么轻松自如。 Another day will make the short winter melon build several specially-made heavyweight water jars, he is an expert and is enthusiastic to this kind of cheating thing specially, certainly will meet my request extra. 改天让穆矮冬瓜打造几个特制的重量级水缸吧,他对这类坑人的东西特别在行和来劲,一定会超额满足我的要求。 Said Cao Cao Cao Cao, in we were discussing the when unrest of last night that banquet, Eika Layh called on at home suddenly, lets say the two fellow apprentices of certain idle talks like caught the neck, red that the face suppressed. 说曹操曹操就到,在我们讨论着昨晚那场宴会的骚乱时,艾卡莱伊忽然登门造访,让正在说着某些闲话的二师兄像被卡住脖子一样,脸憋的通红。 Also with has Evil Dragon who she comes together, well, did this fellow return to her Long Wo to go last night? Really unusual. 跟着她一起来的还有恶龙蕾娜,咦,这家伙昨晚回她的龙窝去了吗？真稀奇。 „Wu Fan your excellency, your body is all right.” Eika Layh face is red, has been lowering with the background from passing through the gate, was needless saying that definitely was apologizes. “吴凡阁下,您的身体没事吧。”艾卡莱伊脸红红的,自进门以来头就一直低着,不用说肯定是来赔罪了。 „Also ok, has not left behind what sequela appearance.” I stretched several bodies, making Eika Layh feel relieved. “还行,没留下什么后遗症的样子。”我舒展了几下身体,让艾卡莱伊放心。 „That was good, sorry, last night I was really...... do not know how should apologize to everyone.” “那太好了,抱歉,昨晚我真是……已经不知道该如何向大家道歉了。” „Without the relations are not related, I looked everyone plays as if is also very happy, Eika Layh you do not care.” I smile haha gives up to say. “没关系没关系,我看大家玩的似乎也挺开心的,艾卡莱伊你就别放在心上了。”我笑哈哈的罢手说道。 „You are happy, Elder Sister Eika Layh is unhappy, she has been rebuking oneself last night.” Evil Dragon is looking angrily at me. “你开心,艾卡莱伊姐姐可不开心,她昨晚可是一直在自责。”恶龙蕾娜怒视着我。 „This...... my mistake?” “这……我的错？” „Isn't you make Elder Sister Eika Layh drink?” “不是你让艾卡莱伊姐姐喝酒吗？” „You who that said...... held back what one knows about an incident also had the mistake.” “话是这么说……知情不报的你也有错吧。” „Snort!” She casts aside layer on layer/heavily to one side, you looked, no words saying. “哼！”她重重把头撇向一边,你看,没话说了吧。 „No, this is completely my mistake, should not blame to or on your excellency, because of my odd.” “不,这完全是我的错,不应该怪到蕾娜或者阁下头上,都是因为我的怪癖。” „It is not the odd, Elder Sister Eika Layh, you should buoy up again.” “才不是什么怪癖,艾卡莱伊姐姐,你应该再振作一点。” „Said that Eika Layh, I want to ask, appearance that you had not gotten drunk yesterday probably, why seemed like...... seems like gets drunk was equally uncontrolled?” As the victim, I thought that I have the right to understand. “说起来艾卡莱伊,我想问一问,你昨天好像也没喝醉的样子,为什么看上去……看上去像是喝醉了一样不受控制？”身为受害者,我觉得我有权利了解一下。 „This is the privacy, how possibly to tell you such fool.” As expected, was Evil Dragon choked my one. “这是隐私,怎么可能告诉你这样的笨蛋。”不出所料,又是恶龙蕾娜呛了我一句。 „Has not related , is not the shameful matter, told everyone also to might as well.” Eika Layh held on the opens the mouth Evil Dragon who wanted to torch, the deep breath, holds the chest, revealed the earnest color. “没关系的,蕾娜,又不是见不得人的事,告诉大家也无妨。”艾卡莱伊拉住张口欲喷火的恶龙蕾娜,深呼吸了一记,捧着心口,露出认真之色。 „Actually, I like dancing very much.” “其实,我很喜欢跳舞。” „Can look.” After last night tumult, if Eika Layh also told me her to dance repugnantly, I thought that first should deliver to Dr. energy that to look her. “能看出来。”经过昨晚的骚动,如果艾卡莱伊还告诉我她讨厌跳舞,那我觉得首先应该将她送到精神医生那看一看了。 „Jumps to be able not help, wallows, makes some unimaginable things.” “一跳起来就会情不自禁,沉迷其中,做出一些不可想象的事情。” Also is not the unexpected answer, last night Eika Layh's condition and action had confirmed this point fully. 也是不出乎意料的答案,昨晚艾卡莱伊的状态和行动已经充分证实了这一点。 „Because of this, is always putting to trouble to everyone, even harms everyone injured, therefore I have restrained myself very much, only will then unable to repress in drinking.” “正因为这样,老是给大家添麻烦,甚至害大家受伤,所以我一直很克制自己,只有在喝了酒后才会按捺不住。” „I understood.” The Eika Layh's explanation accidental/surprised simplicity, the winding ups and downs, the winding peaks and paths, I have not helped her brain make up slightly obviously wrote a program plot of 1 million character novels sufficiently, the theme related to the overbearing president, impoverished female lord, tenderhearted father, snobbish mother, vanity younger sister, evil and cruel female two, friends from childhood, four corner/horn love, adulterous love affair, traffic accident, cancer wait/etc. “我明白了。”艾卡莱伊的解释意外的简单,没有丝毫蜿蜒曲折,峰回路转,明明我都已经帮她脑补了足以写成一本百万字小说的大纲剧情,题材涉及霸道总裁,清贫女主,心软父亲,势利母亲,虚荣妹妹,歹毒女二,青梅竹马,四角恋,婚外恋,车祸,癌症等等。 „In other words, you said is not good at drinking, did not mean that the alcohol capacity is not good, but after drinks, is easy unable to restrain.” “也就是说,你所说的不擅长喝酒,并不是说酒量不行,而是喝了酒后容易克制不住。” „A point right.” Eika Layh's ashamed lowering the head, I also disappointed lowering the head, thinks that found the friend, originally was wants. “一点没错。”艾卡莱伊惭愧的低下头,我也失望的低下头,原本以为找到了知己,原来是自己想多了。 „Eika Layh, you wants to be many, I think that should continue I not to care, everyone has not cared, last night not also very lively? Do not care about this minor matter.” “艾卡莱伊,你想多了,我想应该不止我没放在心上,大家都没放在心上,昨晚不也挺热闹的吗？你就别在意这种小事了。” „Originally has not cared about the feeling of fool Druid, but is the routine politeness greeted.” Evil Dragon wrinkles the nose to me, finally by Eika Layh gentle knocked under one, hehe, gets what one deserves. “本来就没有在乎笨蛋德鲁伊的感受,只不过是例行礼貌的来打个招呼。”恶龙蕾娜冲我皱鼻子,结果被艾卡莱伊温柔的敲了一下头,嘿嘿,活该。 „Can obtain your excellency forgiving is really good, other person of I must go to apologize well am good.” Eika Layh's head lifted finally. “能得到阁下的原谅真是太好了,其他人我也得去好好道歉才行。”艾卡莱伊的头终于抬了起来。 „In addition, my also matter wants to ask...... not, must request that your excellency complies.” “除此之外,我还有一件事想拜托……不,是务必请求阁下答应。” „Let alone is so serious, requested that everyone is a friend, you first said that in the final analysis is anything, in area of competence I help certainly you.” “别说的那么郑重,请不请求的,大家都是朋友,你先说说到底是什么事,能力范围之内我一定帮你。” „Is this, perhaps I, had found the partner who oneself wanted.” “是这样的,我,或许已经找到了自己想要的拍档。” „, That is very good.” My blurry flexure scratched the head, uses for enough ten seconds to respond these words, fell directly from the chair. “哦,那很好啊。”我迷迷糊糊的挠了挠头,用了足足十秒钟时间才反应过来这句话,直接就从椅子上摔下来。 „What did you...... you say?” “你……你说什么？” „I had found the partner of wish.” Eika Layh look tranquil redundant say/way. “我已经找到了想要的拍档。”艾卡莱伊神色平静的重复道。 „My my I...... I have not misunderstood, the partner, you finally found the partner, who told me quickly is?” Getting up that crawl and rolls, I hold Eika Layh's small hand, asked excitedly. “我我我……我没听错吧,拍档,你终于找到拍档了,快告诉我是谁？”连爬带滚的起来,我抓住艾卡莱伊的小手,激动问道。 This on behalf of what? This must be born on behalf of the first pair of dragon knight partner in the true sense, worldwide celebration has the wood to have! 这代表什么？这代表着真正意义上的第一对龙骑士拍档要诞生了呀,普天同庆有木有！ „Your excellency does not be first anxious, has not known that can become.” “阁下先别急,还不知道能不能成呢。” „Can become, can definitely become, who will reject gentle intelligent Eika Layh you, this matter you should not have the request to me, asks the opposite party to raise was enough directly, guarantees can become.” “能成,肯定能成,谁会拒绝温柔聪慧的艾卡莱伊你呀,这种事你不应该向我提出请求,直接找对方提就行了,保准能成。” „But, the status of opposite party is quite special, I thought that first raises to your excellency is quite good.” “可是,对方的身份比较特殊,我觉得先向阁下提比较好。” „Who is? Let me think, the status can raise to me specially? Always possibly is not the crystal, then rode the dragon on to turn into a dragon, was Qi? Also is impossible, small jasmine? I do not feel right, is the small black coal? Is Tiya?” I guess one after another person who several have the connection with. “到底是谁？让我想一想,身份特殊要向我提？总不可能是水晶吧,那就成龙骑龙了,那么是琪露诺？也不可能,小茉莉？我觉得不对,难道是小黑炭？或者是蒂亚？”我接连猜了几个和自己有关联的人。 „No.” Eika Layh overruled these candidates decisively, then who bustles about is looking toward side, shows the radiant moving smile. “不。”艾卡莱伊果断的否决了这些人选,然后朝着旁边正在忙碌的碧丝看去,露出璀璨动人的笑容。 „Partner who I want to look, is.” “我想要找的伙伴,是碧丝。” „Well?” For everyone's breakfast, but busy, stops the footsteps, did not seem to hear us to discuss a moment ago, saw Eika Layh's vision to fall to her side, raised the head, welcomes to everyone's delay vision, first crooked, moe moe emitted a question mark expression. “咦？”正在为大家的早餐而忙碌的碧丝,停下脚步,似乎没有听到我们刚才的讨论,见艾卡莱伊的目光落到她身边,不禁抬起头,迎向大家的呆滞目光,头一歪,萌萌的冒出一个问号表情。 At this moment, the entire room falls the needle to hear. 这一刻,整个屋子落针可闻。 ... 。。。