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***************************************************************************************************„Thishasstaff, favored, is notdiamond.”Ishookskeletonbig dragonZZ in handin the face of the smallspirit, over and overurged.
“这有根法杖,喏,看好了,可不是钻石。”我在小幽灵面前晃了晃手中的骸骨巨龙ZZ,再三叮嘱。„Wordywordywordy, thissaintessis not a blind person, naturallyknows that thisthingis unedible.”
“啰嗦啰嗦啰嗦,本圣女又不是瞎子,当然知道这玩意不能吃。”Youalmostgnaweda moment agoit, Ispit the mortisesilently, toavoidbeing nippedto swallowin the belly the words, disagreesthisoverbearingyoungsaintessto lower oneself to the same level.
你刚才就差点把它啃掉了,我心里默默吐槽道,为了避免被咬还是把话吞回了肚子里,不和这霸道的小圣女一般见识。„Then, makes an effortto grip, whatrayhaving a look atitto send out, was OK, isthissmallbusy.”
“然后,用力握住,看看它会散发出什么样的光芒,就可以了,就是这样的小忙。”„Advantage.”
“好处。”„What?”
“啥?”„Thissaintessis asking, like thismakeswhatadvantage, understood that the reward, Ithoughtsaidlooked on as an outsider.”
“本圣女是问,这样做有什么好处,理解成报酬也可以,我只是觉得这么说太见外了。”„Whenyouinquired the advantagehas looked on as an outsidervery much, didn't saya moment ago? After helpingbe busy, will make an offering.”
“在你询问好处的时候已经很见外了吧,刚才不是说了吗?帮完忙以后会上供。”„Is thatis the smalleverydutygood, regardless ofthissaintessdoes helpprobablydutycompletely , helping othercalculate.”Smallspiritboth handshold the chest, happilysaid.
“那是小凡的义务好不好,无论本圣女帮不帮都得尽的义务,帮忙另外算。”小幽灵双手抱胸,得意说道。I: „......”
我:“……”Reallywantsto have a look atthat the gentlepuresmallspiritto train the fellow who is so calculatingto liketaking advantage, what countenancemoralityis growing.
真想看看那个将原本温柔单纯的小幽灵培养成如此斤斤计较爱占小便宜的家伙,到底长着一副什么样的嘴脸德性。„How do youwant? Said.”
“你想怎么样?说吧。”„Thissaintesswas stranded.”Saying, the smallspirithad the yawn, appearance that solemnhas not awaked.
“本圣女困了。”说着,小幽灵打起了哈欠,俨然一副没睡醒的模样。„Thatrests, helped merests.”Iniggle every possible profitsecretly, as the matter standslater【Duty】Made an offeringcanexempt.
“那就睡呗,帮了我的忙就睡。”我偷偷打起了小算盘,这样一来待会的【义务】上供都可以免了。„Youthink that iswhoawakens by noisethissaintess?”
“你以为是谁吵醒本圣女?”„Yes, Iwas wrong.”
“是的,我错了。”„Whatapologizedusefully must apologizeto make?”
“道歉有用还要赔礼做什么?”„Yes, Icompensate, don't Ireimbursegood?”Twolines of tigertearsoneflowed copiously, byoverbearing, doublecombinesin the face of the smallspiritfightsfivedregssimply.
“是,我赔,我赔还不行么?”两行虎泪唰一下就夺眶而出了,论霸道,双娜组合在小幽灵面前简直是战五渣。„As the matter stands, smalleveryowedme12conditions.”
“这样一来,小凡就欠我十二个条件了。”„Wait wait/Etc. etc., howwindto12conditions?”
“等等等等,什么时候,怎么一下飙到十二个条件去了?”„Dutymakes an offering, apologizing that the helpreward, awakens by noisethissaintess.”
“义务上供,帮忙报酬,还有吵醒本圣女的赔礼。”„Samealsoonly hasfourconditions.”
“一样一个也只有四个条件吧。”„Sameonehowline, samethree.”
“一样一个怎么行,一样三个。”„So that's how it is, ifeachmustacceptthreeconditions, thatindeedwas12right.”Iam pulling the fingerearnestnumber, thought that the smallspirithas not flickeredI, feelsveryrelieved, thisworldhonest and good-natured personare really many.
“原来如此,如果每个都得答应三个条件的话,那的确是十二个没错了。”我扳着手指头认真一数,觉得小幽灵没忽悠我,觉得很安心,这个世界果然还是老实人多呀。Why„youngeveryyou......”do not know, the smallspiritmotherhoodsendssuddenlygreatly, the bodyis sending out the Holy Mothersamewarmbrilliance, huggedherarmsme, is touching the headgently, the corner of the eyetearstwinkle.
“小凡你……”不知为何,小幽灵忽然母性大发,身上散发着圣母一样的温暖光辉,把我搂到了她怀里,温柔抚摸着头,眼角泪光闪烁。„Really is a purechild, laterdo not go out, what to dowas cheatedby the unprincipled personshould?”
“真是个单纯的孩子,以后还是别出门了,被坏人骗走了该怎么办?”„......”
“……”Well, is thisis praisingme? Is regarded as.
咦,这是在夸我吗?就当做是吧。„In brief12conditionswere too many, nine, ninehow?”Ithought that cannotmake the smallspiritorganizecasually, thereforestartedbargaining, ifcanreduce the number in the units place the tens digit, felt that looked like the Gconscienceto send a wave of gameonlyto sellDLCto be the same fatsuddenlygreatlyfree, over valueexploded, in the mindwas only left overto buy.
“总而言之十二个条件太多了,九个吧,九个怎么样?”我觉得不能随便让小幽灵摆布,于是开始了讨价还价,如果能将十位数降低到个位数,感觉就像是G胖忽然良心大发免费了一波游戏只卖DLC一样,超值爆了,脑海中只剩下买买买。„Un, ninenine.” The smallspiritnods, the frightenedmythreeviewsalmostfall the ground, thisis unscientific, is the smallspiritsounexpectedly refreshed?
“嗯,九个就九个吧。”小幽灵点了点头,吓的我三观差点掉地上,这不科学,小幽灵竟然如此爽快?„Slightlyhas owedthissaintesstens of thousands ofconditionsin any case, nine12do not havebadly.”
“反正小凡已经欠本圣女成千上万个条件了,九个十二个都没差。”„Whenturnedtens of thousands of?” My faceis shocking.
“什么时候变成成千上万了?”我一脸震惊。„Really is, knows that smallwill forget, what kind of, wantsthissaintessone by oneto readto the smalleveryhear? 15years ago starts.”Saying, the smallspiritputs out a small bookto open, abovedense and numerousis the characters.
“真是的,就知道小凡会忘记,怎么样,要本圣女一个一个念给小凡听吗?从十五年前开始。”说着,小幽灵拿出一个小本本翻开,上面密密麻麻密密麻麻的都是字。Whenmade such a debtitself/Ben? Thinksseeminglyalsoreallyto accepttoo smallspiritmanyconditionscarefully, particularlyjumps overtobehindmorethought that the debtmanydoes not press the body, perhapsreallyhastens of thousands.
到底是什么时候做了这么一本债本?仔细想想貌似还真答应过小幽灵不少条件,尤其是越到后面越觉得债多不压身,说不定真的已经有成千上万个了。Iwipe away sweat, revealto smile obsequiously: „Irecognizeam not good, come, clever, helpfirst.”
我擦了一把汗,露出谄笑:“我都认还不行么,来,乖,帮了我这个忙先。”„It is not good, has owedso many, was the timewith, smalleveryfirstaccepted this saintessconditionto sayagain.”
“不行,已经欠了那么多,是时候用一用了,小凡先答应本圣女一个条件再说。”„Whatcondition?”
“什么条件?”„...... This...... wū~~~”had a bigyawn, the smallspiritspeech of sleepinessattackbecameblurry.
“呃……这个嘛……哈呜~~~”又打了一个大大的哈欠,睡意侵袭的小幽灵说话都变得迷迷糊糊了。„This...... sleeps withthissaintess............ wū~~~”said that does not wait formeto reply, drilled the bosomarbitrarily, looked for the most comfortableposture, the armlike the koalahungon the neck, preparedto go to sleep.
“这样吧……陪本圣女……睡个觉……哈呜~~~”说完不等我回答,就擅自钻到了怀里,找了一个最舒服的姿势,像树袋熊一样手臂挂在脖子上,准备入睡了。„Wait, Iam busynow.”Is rubbing the moonlight of smallspiritbeautiful hair, Ido not know whether to laugh or cry.
“等等,我现在正忙着呢。”揉着小幽灵的月色秀发,我哭笑不得。„Does not manage.” The sound of smallspirithas been close to the sleep talking.
“不管。”小幽灵的声音已经接近梦呓了。„Makes an offeringdoes not want?”
“上供也不要了吗?”„......”Silverpupilwinkedwinked, betweensleeping and feedis making the difficultchoice, finally, the smallspiritopened the eyespookily, raised the head the puzzlevisitsme.
“……”银色的眸子眨了又眨,在睡觉和进食之间做着艰难的选择,最后,小幽灵还是幽幽的睁开了眼,抬头困扰的看着我。„Young is really a bastard, makesthis/Bensaintesssoawkwardunexpectedly, can't the difference/two kindselecttogether? For examplewhenthissaintessfalls asleepfeedsthissaintess.”
“小凡真是个坏蛋,竟然让本圣女如此为难,就不能两样一起选吗?比如说在本圣女睡着的时候喂本圣女。”„, Thismatteraverage personcannot achieve.”
“不不不,这种事一般人做不到吧。”„Howdoesn't tryto know?”
“不试一试怎么会知道呢?”„Saidagain, fell asleepcould not taste the diamonddelicacy?”
“再说了,睡着了不就品尝不到钻石的美味了吗?”„Probablyis reasonable, ok, thissaintessonpushing someone take on a difficult jobaccompanieslonelyyoung.”
“好像有道理,算了,本圣女就勉为其难的陪一下寂寞的小凡吧。”„Thank the great kindness of EllissaintessSir, in brieffirsttested, come, grippedthisstaff.”
“感谢爱丽丝圣女大人的大恩大德,总之先测试了吧,来,握住这根法杖。”„Bellywas hungry, withoutstrength.” The smallspiritacts like a spoiled bratis rubbingin the bosom.
“肚子饿了,没有力气。”小幽灵撒娇的在怀里蹭着。diamond, walksyou!钻石,走你!Gnawsnextthreeto splitdiamondrapidly, the smallspiritas ifrestores a faint tracestrength, finallywithoutdoesagainstrangelyawkward, receivingstaffwasmakes an effortto grasp.
迅速啃下三颗裂开钻石,小幽灵似乎才恢复一丝丝力气,终于没有再搞怪为难,接过法杖就是用力一握。Zīone, the staffwhite lightblooms.
滋啦一声,法杖白光绽放。Lyingtrough!!!
卧槽槽槽!!!Thiswhat's the matter, whycanbe the white light, Iwantto use the elimination method, firstsacredattributeremoving, has not thought that as the skeletonbig dragon of dead spiritlifeformwill so glanceto the smallspiritunexpectedly, thisdeliverybottomis the characterrare and beautiful flowersdoes not take the commonroad, is bringing about own destruction?
这到底是怎么回事,为什么会是白光,我原本是想用排除法,先把神圣属性给排除掉,没想到身为亡灵生物的骸骨巨龙竟然会对小幽灵如此上眼,这货到底是性格奇葩不走寻常路,还是在自寻死路?„Thison behalf ofwhat?” The smallspiritis looking in the hand the staffwhite light, askedcuriously.
“这代表什么?”小幽灵看着手中法杖的白光,好奇问道。„Thiswantsto beyourlittle brotheron behalf of a skeletonbig dragon.”Iswallow the mouthfrothto reply.
“这代表一头骸骨巨龙想要做你的小弟。”我吞咽着口沫回答。„Skeletonbig dragon? Thissaintessdoes not wantto be long the souglyfellow . Moreover the words of servanthadsmall every enough, no onewanted.” A smallsaintessfaceshuts out, discardsstaffwithout delay, will for fear that grasponesecond of skeletonbig dragonto come outto recognizeBoss from facing set.
“骸骨巨龙?本圣女才不要长得那么难看的家伙,而且仆人的话有小凡一个就够了,谁也不想要。”小圣女一脸嫌弃,二话不说就将法杖扔掉,生怕多握一秒骸骨巨龙就会从里面钻出来认老大似的。Listened tothese wordsIto be nice and warm, althoughwantsto make the smallspiritknow that somepeoplehanded oversomefriendpersonalities more open, butsheonlyrecognized the hugefeeling of satisfactionsense of achievement of monopolydesireI alonebrought, thesetwocontradictorymoodsmademeintertwinevery much.
听了这句话我心里暖烘烘的,虽然很想让小幽灵多认识一些人多交一些朋友性格开朗一些,但是她只认我一个人所带来的独占欲方面的巨大满足感成就感,这两种矛盾的心情很是让我纠结。„Did not wanteven, in any casewas only a test.”Ihug the smallspiritin the bosom, kissesone, thinksat heartsecretly.
“不想要就算了,反正只是个测试。”我将小幽灵搂在怀里,亲吻一口,心里暗暗想到。Then needed to testSaintmoon/monthvirtueWolf, ok, waitedto go hometo doagainis not late, firstlooked for the nextgoal.
如此一来就有必要测试圣月贤狼了,算了,等回到家再做也不迟,先找下一个目标。„Yo, Icame.” After the moment, the bosomis hangingme of illuminationsmallspirit, arrived at the greenwoodbar.
“哟,我来了。”片刻后,怀里挂着一只发光小幽灵的我,来到了绿林酒吧。„wūmeow, EllisLesser Evilappearedmeow.”poor|Feismilinggreeted, saw the smallspirit the tonerunsimmediately.
“呜喵,爱丽丝大魔王出现了喵。”菲妮本来笑意盈盈的上来迎接,一看到小幽灵立刻调头就跑。„Do not run, mustlookisyou!”Retainstearful eyestearful, made a wave of testtoherforcefully, finally the rayalsotends towhite, although the smallspiritis not dazzling.
“别跑,要找的就是你!”将泪眼汪汪的菲妮留住,强行给她做了一波测试,结果光芒也是趋向于白色,虽然并没有小幽灵那么耀眼。I: „......”
我:“……”Hence, Ido not know how shouldvoiceownfeelingsto be good, can only say that thisskeletonbig dragonwill play.
至此,我已经不知道该怎么表达自己的心情才好,只能说这头骸骨巨龙是会玩的。„Whomcomesalsoagain? Ok, whomseizesto test.” The bodyis hanging a saintessSir, Ialsono longerfiddle withanythingto plan, can only along with the reason.
“再来还有谁呢?算了,逮住谁就测试谁吧。”身上挂着一只圣女大人,我也不再捣鼓什么计划,只能随缘了。Thensawmoe the crystal that moestupidstupid, thistimeholds a bigbasinwater-iceto eatcrazily, the domineeringpassed by, Isaid that youdon't fear the headache?
然后就看到了蠢萌蠢萌的水晶,这次抱着一大盆刨冰狂吃,强势路过,我说你就不怕头疼么?Althoughhad made the deductionbefore, feeling the big dragondoes not needto testagain, butIthought that the crystalshouldbe an exception, becausesheis the alternative in big dragon, proceedsto push for 500,000years, will pushagainin the future for 500,000years, it is estimated thatcould not find the big dragon that is so greedyandmoestupidagain.
虽说之前已经做出推论,感觉巨龙没有必要再测试了,但我觉得水晶应该除外,因为她是巨龙之中的另类,往前推五十万年,再往后推五十万年,估计都再也找不到这么嘴馋和蠢萌的巨龙了。„Crystal, comes, Ihave the goodthingto eattoyou.”
“水晶,过来,我有好东西给你吃。”„.”Hears to eat, the crystalwantsnot to run over, waitsto seemyarms the smallspirit, shewantsnot to want the toneto run.
“哦。”一听到有吃的,水晶想也不想就跑了过来,等看到我怀里的小幽灵,她想也不想又调头跑了。What a pitywas too late, tosmallspirit that completelydisregards, thistimeactuallyseized the crystal.
可惜太迟了,对菲妮完全无视的小幽灵,这次却逮住了水晶。„Uh-huh.”Knocked the head of crystal, smallspiritis sending outsomecipher, when did this dragonspiritbecomethattacit?
“嗯哼。”敲了敲水晶的脑袋,小幽灵似在发出某种暗号,这一龙一幽灵何时变得那么默契了?
The crystalholdswūwūto call out in grief, the whole bodyis rustlingingto shiver, the buttocksdig, the crystalDragon's Tailclose tochanged, pulls the nextpalm of the handbigcrystalfragmentfromabove, the little darlingdelivers to smallspirit, looks at the opposite partyeagerly.
水晶抱头呜呜悲鸣着,全身都在瑟瑟颤抖,屁股一撅,水晶龙尾巴重新变了出来,从上面扳下一块巴掌大的水晶碎片,乖乖送到小幽灵手上,眼巴巴的看着对方。
The feelingperformsinoneselfat present, is completely the script that the higher gradesschool leaderbulliesto extortto blackmail the lower gradestudyyounger brother.
感觉在自己眼前上演的,完全就是高年级学长欺负勒索敲诈低年级学弟的剧本。
The smallspirit the crystalfragmentstopper that the crystalmakes an offeringto the mouth, chewsoneunder the crystalfearful and apprehensivevisiongazerandomly, the mouthspreadsoneevery time the resounding, the immaturebody and mind of crystalfollows the soundto shiver.
小幽灵将水晶上供的水晶碎片塞到嘴里,在水晶心惊胆战的目光注视下乱嚼一通,嘴里每传出一声咔嚓脆响,水晶的幼小身体和心灵就伴随着声音颤抖一下。„Flavorwastoopale.” After the crystalfragmenteats up, the smallspiritsighs, the looksuddenlybecomesgentle, put out a handto touch the head of crystal.
“味道还是太淡了。”将水晶碎片吃下后,小幽灵叹了口气,神色忽然变得温柔起来,伸手摸起了水晶的头。„It seems likealsoinsufficient, the crystal, youmustgrow upin a big hurry, grows upin a big hurry.”
“看来还不够呢,水晶,你要快快长大,快快长大哦。”Thatlook, looks at the growing healthy and strongcarrotlike the rabbit.
那眼神,就像兔子看着正在茁壮成长的红萝卜。„wū~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!! The pet owners, are quite fearful, the crystalis goodto fear!” The crystalimmaturemindreceived the violentto strikedamage, finallycould not bearcryto plungemybosom, graspedmestubbornlydoes not put.
“呜~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!饲主,好可怕,水晶好怕!”水晶幼小的心灵受到了暴击伤害,终于忍不住哭着扑向我的怀抱,死死将我抱住不放。„You, simplywerefamily'sLesser Evil.”Looked that thisIdo not know whether to laugh or cry, the cheek of smallspiritwill swoopsimilarlyrubsonerandomly.
“你呀,简直就是家里的一大魔王了。”看完这一幕的我哭笑不得,将同样飞扑过来的小幽灵的脸蛋乱揉一通。„Without the means that whomakes the crystalseem likediamond, a verydeliciousappearance?”
“没办法,谁让水晶看起来像钻石,一副很好吃的样子呢?”„Ellisis an unprincipled person, wasLesser Evil, the crystalalsopays no attention toEllisagain.” The crystal that shiversagainpanic-stricken, the water-icedoes not want, abandonsto holdto run.
“爱丽丝是坏人,是大魔王,水晶再也不理爱丽丝了。”再次惊恐颤抖的水晶,连刨冰也不要了,扔下抱头就跑。Has not thought that thisgluttonas the peak of food chain, likewhite/shellYegeneralexistence, the Harrogathheartmust evenbiteoneto taste the flavor, reallyalsohasis treated asfood a day, is really the natural justiceis clear, the retributionis uncomfortable......
没想到这吃货一直作为食物链的顶端,如同贝爷一般的存在,连哈洛加斯心脏都要咬一口尝尝味道,竟然也有被当做食物的一天,真是天理昭昭,报应不爽呀……
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