*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „This has staff , favored, is not diamond.” I shook skeleton big dragon ZZ in hand in the face of the small spirit, over and over urged. “这有根法杖,喏,看好了,可不是钻石。”我在小幽灵面前晃了晃手中的骸骨巨龙ZZ,再三叮嘱。 „Wordy wordy wordy, this saintess is not a blind person, naturally knows that this thing is unedible.” “啰嗦啰嗦啰嗦,本圣女又不是瞎子,当然知道这玩意不能吃。” You almost gnawed a moment ago it, I spit the mortise silently, to avoid being nipped to swallow in the belly the words, disagrees this overbearing young saintess to lower oneself to the same level. 你刚才就差点把它啃掉了,我心里默默吐槽道,为了避免被咬还是把话吞回了肚子里,不和这霸道的小圣女一般见识。 „Then, makes an effort to grip, what ray having a look at it to send out, was OK, is this small busy.” “然后,用力握住,看看它会散发出什么样的光芒,就可以了,就是这样的小忙。” „Advantage.” “好处。” „What?” “啥？” „This saintess is asking, like this makes what advantage, understood that the reward, I thought said looked on as an outsider.” “本圣女是问,这样做有什么好处,理解成报酬也可以,我只是觉得这么说太见外了。” „When you inquired the advantage has looked on as an outsider very much, didn't say a moment ago? After helping be busy, will make an offering.” “在你询问好处的时候已经很见外了吧,刚才不是说了吗？帮完忙以后会上供。” „Is that is the small every duty good, regardless of this saintess does help probably duty completely , helping other calculate.” Small spirit both hands hold the chest, happily said. “那是小凡的义务好不好,无论本圣女帮不帮都得尽的义务,帮忙另外算。”小幽灵双手抱胸,得意说道。 I: „......” 我:“……” Really wants to have a look at that the gentle pure small spirit to train the fellow who is so calculating to like taking advantage, what countenance morality is growing. 真想看看那个将原本温柔单纯的小幽灵培养成如此斤斤计较爱占小便宜的家伙,到底长着一副什么样的嘴脸德性。 „How do you want? Said.” “你想怎么样？说吧。” „This saintess was stranded.” Saying, the small spirit had the yawn, appearance that solemn has not awaked. “本圣女困了。”说着,小幽灵打起了哈欠,俨然一副没睡醒的模样。 „That rests, helped me rests.” I niggle every possible profit secretly, as the matter stands later 【Duty】 Made an offering can exempt. “那就睡呗,帮了我的忙就睡。”我偷偷打起了小算盘,这样一来待会的【义务】上供都可以免了。 „You think that is who awakens by noise this saintess?” “你以为是谁吵醒本圣女？” „Yes, I was wrong.” “是的,我错了。” „What apologized usefully must apologize to make?” “道歉有用还要赔礼做什么？” „Yes, I compensate, don't I reimburse good?” Two lines of tiger tears one flowed copiously, by overbearing, double combines in the face of the small spirit fights five dregs simply. “是,我赔,我赔还不行么？”两行虎泪唰一下就夺眶而出了,论霸道,双娜组合在小幽灵面前简直是战五渣。 „As the matter stands, small every owed me 12 conditions.” “这样一来,小凡就欠我十二个条件了。” „Wait wait/Etc. etc. , how wind to 12 conditions?” “等等等等,什么时候,怎么一下飙到十二个条件去了？” „Duty makes an offering, apologizing that the help reward, awakens by noise this saintess.” “义务上供,帮忙报酬,还有吵醒本圣女的赔礼。” „Same also only has four conditions.” “一样一个也只有四个条件吧。” „Same one how line, same three.” “一样一个怎么行,一样三个。” „So that's how it is, if each must accept three conditions, that indeed was 12 right.” I am pulling the finger earnest number, thought that the small spirit has not flickered I, feels very relieved, this world honest and good-natured person are really many. “原来如此,如果每个都得答应三个条件的话,那的确是十二个没错了。”我扳着手指头认真一数,觉得小幽灵没忽悠我,觉得很安心,这个世界果然还是老实人多呀。 Why „young every you......” do not know, the small spirit motherhood sends suddenly greatly, the body is sending out the Holy Mother same warm brilliance, hugged her arms me, is touching the head gently, the corner of the eye tears twinkle. “小凡你……”不知为何,小幽灵忽然母性大发,身上散发着圣母一样的温暖光辉,把我搂到了她怀里,温柔抚摸着头,眼角泪光闪烁。 „Really is a pure child, later do not go out, what to do was cheated by the unprincipled person should?” “真是个单纯的孩子,以后还是别出门了,被坏人骗走了该怎么办？” „......” “……” Well, is this is praising me? Is regarded as. 咦,这是在夸我吗？就当做是吧。 „In brief 12 conditions were too many, nine, nine how?” I thought that cannot make the small spirit organize casually, therefore started bargaining, if can reduce the number in the units place the tens digit, felt that looked like the G conscience to send a wave of game only to sell DLC to be the same fat suddenly greatly free, over value exploded, in the mind was only left over to buy. “总而言之十二个条件太多了,九个吧,九个怎么样？”我觉得不能随便让小幽灵摆布,于是开始了讨价还价,如果能将十位数降低到个位数,感觉就像是G胖忽然良心大发免费了一波游戏只卖DLC一样,超值爆了,脑海中只剩下买买买。 „Un, nine nine.” The small spirit nods, the frightened my three views almost fall the ground, this is unscientific, is the small spirit so unexpectedly refreshed? “嗯,九个就九个吧。”小幽灵点了点头,吓的我三观差点掉地上,这不科学,小幽灵竟然如此爽快？ „Slightly has owed this saintess tens of thousands of conditions in any case, nine 12 do not have badly.” “反正小凡已经欠本圣女成千上万个条件了,九个十二个都没差。” „When turned tens of thousands of?” My face is shocking. “什么时候变成成千上万了？”我一脸震惊。 „Really is, knows that small will forget, what kind of, wants this saintess one by one to read to the small every hear? 15 years ago starts.” Saying, the small spirit puts out a small book to open, above dense and numerous is the characters. “真是的,就知道小凡会忘记,怎么样,要本圣女一个一个念给小凡听吗？从十五年前开始。”说着,小幽灵拿出一个小本本翻开,上面密密麻麻密密麻麻的都是字。 When made such a debt itself/Ben? Thinks seemingly also really to accept too small spirit many conditions carefully, particularly jumps over to behind more thought that the debt many does not press the body, perhaps really has tens of thousands. 到底是什么时候做了这么一本债本？仔细想想貌似还真答应过小幽灵不少条件,尤其是越到后面越觉得债多不压身,说不定真的已经有成千上万个了。 I wipe away sweat, reveal to smile obsequiously: „I recognize am not good, come, clever, help first.” 我擦了一把汗,露出谄笑:“我都认还不行么,来,乖,帮了我这个忙先。” „It is not good, has owed so many, was the time with, small every first accepted this saintess condition to say again.” “不行,已经欠了那么多,是时候用一用了,小凡先答应本圣女一个条件再说。” „What condition?” “什么条件？” „...... This...... wū ~~ ~” had a big yawn, the small spirit speech of sleepiness attack became blurry. “呃……这个嘛……哈呜~~~”又打了一个大大的哈欠,睡意侵袭的小幽灵说话都变得迷迷糊糊了。 „This...... sleeps with this saintess............ wū ~~ ~” said that does not wait for me to reply, drilled the bosom arbitrarily, looked for the most comfortable posture, the arm like the koala hung on the neck, prepared to go to sleep. “这样吧……陪本圣女……睡个觉……哈呜~~~”说完不等我回答,就擅自钻到了怀里,找了一个最舒服的姿势,像树袋熊一样手臂挂在脖子上,准备入睡了。 „Wait, I am busy now.” Is rubbing the moonlight of small spirit beautiful hair, I do not know whether to laugh or cry. “等等,我现在正忙着呢。”揉着小幽灵的月色秀发,我哭笑不得。 „Does not manage.” The sound of small spirit has been close to the sleep talking. “不管。”小幽灵的声音已经接近梦呓了。 „Makes an offering does not want?” “上供也不要了吗？” „......” Silver pupil winked winked, between sleeping and feed is making the difficult choice, finally, the small spirit opened the eye spookily, raised the head the puzzle visits me. “……”银色的眸子眨了又眨,在睡觉和进食之间做着艰难的选择,最后,小幽灵还是幽幽的睁开了眼,抬头困扰的看着我。 „Young is really a bastard, makes this/Ben saintess so awkward unexpectedly, can't the difference/two kinds elect together? For example when this saintess falls asleep feeds this saintess.” “小凡真是个坏蛋,竟然让本圣女如此为难,就不能两样一起选吗？比如说在本圣女睡着的时候喂本圣女。” „, This matter average person cannot achieve.” “不不不,这种事一般人做不到吧。” „How doesn't try to know?” “不试一试怎么会知道呢？” „Said again, fell asleep could not taste the diamond delicacy?” “再说了,睡着了不就品尝不到钻石的美味了吗？” „Probably is reasonable, ok, this saintess on pushing someone take on a difficult job accompanies lonely young.” “好像有道理,算了,本圣女就勉为其难的陪一下寂寞的小凡吧。” „Thank the great kindness of Ellis saintess Sir, in brief first tested, come, gripped this staff.” “感谢爱丽丝圣女大人的大恩大德,总之先测试了吧,来,握住这根法杖。” „Belly was hungry, without strength.” The small spirit acts like a spoiled brat is rubbing in the bosom. “肚子饿了,没有力气。”小幽灵撒娇的在怀里蹭着。 diamond, walks you! 钻石,走你！ Gnaws next three to split diamond rapidly, the small spirit as if restores a faint trace strength, finally without does again strangely awkward, receiving staff was makes an effort to grasp. 迅速啃下三颗裂开钻石,小幽灵似乎才恢复一丝丝力气,终于没有再搞怪为难,接过法杖就是用力一握。 Zī one, the staff white light blooms. 滋啦一声,法杖白光绽放。 Lying trough!!! 卧槽槽槽！！！ This what's the matter, why can be the white light, I want to use the elimination method, first sacred attribute removing, has not thought that as the skeleton big dragon of dead spirit lifeform will so glance to the small spirit unexpectedly, this delivery bottom is the character rare and beautiful flowers does not take the common road, is bringing about own destruction? 这到底是怎么回事,为什么会是白光,我原本是想用排除法,先把神圣属性给排除掉,没想到身为亡灵生物的骸骨巨龙竟然会对小幽灵如此上眼,这货到底是性格奇葩不走寻常路,还是在自寻死路？ „This on behalf of what?” The small spirit is looking in the hand the staff white light, asked curiously. “这代表什么？”小幽灵看着手中法杖的白光,好奇问道。 „This wants to be your little brother on behalf of a skeleton big dragon.” I swallow the mouth froth to reply. “这代表一头骸骨巨龙想要做你的小弟。”我吞咽着口沫回答。 „Skeleton big dragon? This saintess does not want to be long the so ugly fellow . Moreover the words of servant had small every enough, no one wanted.” A small saintess face shuts out, discards staff without delay, will for fear that grasp one second of skeleton big dragon to come out to recognize Boss from facing set. “骸骨巨龙？本圣女才不要长得那么难看的家伙,而且仆人的话有小凡一个就够了,谁也不想要。”小圣女一脸嫌弃,二话不说就将法杖扔掉,生怕多握一秒骸骨巨龙就会从里面钻出来认老大似的。 Listened to these words I to be nice and warm, although wants to make the small spirit know that some people handed over some friend personalities more open, but she only recognized the huge feeling of satisfaction sense of achievement of monopoly desire I alone brought, these two contradictory moods made me intertwine very much. 听了这句话我心里暖烘烘的,虽然很想让小幽灵多认识一些人多交一些朋友性格开朗一些,但是她只认我一个人所带来的独占欲方面的巨大满足感成就感,这两种矛盾的心情很是让我纠结。 „Did not want even, in any case was only a test.” I hug the small spirit in the bosom, kisses one, thinks at heart secretly. “不想要就算了,反正只是个测试。”我将小幽灵搂在怀里,亲吻一口,心里暗暗想到。 Then needed to test Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, ok, waited to go home to do again is not late, first looked for the next goal. 如此一来就有必要测试圣月贤狼了,算了,等回到家再做也不迟,先找下一个目标。 „Yo, I came.” After the moment, the bosom is hanging me of illumination small spirit, arrived at the greenwood bar. “哟,我来了。”片刻后,怀里挂着一只发光小幽灵的我,来到了绿林酒吧。 „wū meow, Ellis Lesser Evil appeared meow.” poor|Fei smiling greeted, saw the small spirit the tone runs immediately. “呜喵,爱丽丝大魔王出现了喵。”菲妮本来笑意盈盈的上来迎接,一看到小幽灵立刻调头就跑。 „Do not run, must look is you!” Retains tearful eyes tearful, made a wave of test to her forcefully, finally the ray also tends to white, although the small spirit is not dazzling. “别跑,要找的就是你！”将泪眼汪汪的菲妮留住,强行给她做了一波测试,结果光芒也是趋向于白色,虽然并没有小幽灵那么耀眼。 I: „......” 我:“……” Hence, I do not know how should voice own feelings to be good, can only say that this skeleton big dragon will play. 至此,我已经不知道该怎么表达自己的心情才好,只能说这头骸骨巨龙是会玩的。 „Whom comes also again? Ok, whom seizes to test.” The body is hanging a saintess Sir, I also no longer fiddle with anything to plan, can only along with the reason. “再来还有谁呢？算了,逮住谁就测试谁吧。”身上挂着一只圣女大人,我也不再捣鼓什么计划,只能随缘了。 Then saw moe the crystal that moe stupid stupid, this time holds a big basin water-ice to eat crazily, the domineering passed by, I said that you don't fear the headache? 然后就看到了蠢萌蠢萌的水晶,这次抱着一大盆刨冰狂吃,强势路过,我说你就不怕头疼么？ Although had made the deduction before, feeling the big dragon does not need to test again, but I thought that the crystal should be an exception, because she is the alternative in big dragon, proceeds to push for 500,000 years, will push again in the future for 500,000 years, it is estimated that could not find the big dragon that is so greedy and moe stupid again. 虽说之前已经做出推论,感觉巨龙没有必要再测试了,但我觉得水晶应该除外,因为她是巨龙之中的另类,往前推五十万年,再往后推五十万年,估计都再也找不到这么嘴馋和蠢萌的巨龙了。 „Crystal, comes, I have the good thing to eat to you.” “水晶,过来,我有好东西给你吃。” „.” Hears to eat, the crystal wants not to run over, waits to see my arms the small spirit, she wants not to want the tone to run. “哦。”一听到有吃的,水晶想也不想就跑了过来,等看到我怀里的小幽灵,她想也不想又调头跑了。 What a pity was too late, to small spirit that completely disregards, this time actually seized the crystal. 可惜太迟了,对菲妮完全无视的小幽灵,这次却逮住了水晶。 „Uh-huh.” Knocked the head of crystal, small spirit is sending out some cipher, when did this dragon spirit become that tacit? “嗯哼。”敲了敲水晶的脑袋,小幽灵似在发出某种暗号,这一龙一幽灵何时变得那么默契了？ The crystal holds wū wū to call out in grief, the whole body is rustlinging to shiver, the buttocks dig, the crystal Dragon's Tail close to changed, pulls the next palm of the hand big crystal fragment from above, the little darling delivers to small spirit, looks at the opposite party eagerly. 水晶抱头呜呜悲鸣着,全身都在瑟瑟颤抖,屁股一撅,水晶龙尾巴重新变了出来,从上面扳下一块巴掌大的水晶碎片,乖乖送到小幽灵手上,眼巴巴的看着对方。 The feeling performs in oneself at present, is completely the script that the higher grades school leader bullies to extort to blackmail the lower grade study younger brother. 感觉在自己眼前上演的,完全就是高年级学长欺负勒索敲诈低年级学弟的剧本。 The small spirit the crystal fragment stopper that the crystal makes an offering to the mouth, chews one under the crystal fearful and apprehensive vision gaze randomly, the mouth spreads one every time the resounding, the immature body and mind of crystal follows the sound to shiver. 小幽灵将水晶上供的水晶碎片塞到嘴里,在水晶心惊胆战的目光注视下乱嚼一通,嘴里每传出一声咔嚓脆响,水晶的幼小身体和心灵就伴随着声音颤抖一下。 „Flavor was too pale.” After the crystal fragment eats up, the small spirit sighs, the look suddenly becomes gentle, put out a hand to touch the head of crystal. “味道还是太淡了。”将水晶碎片吃下后,小幽灵叹了口气,神色忽然变得温柔起来,伸手摸起了水晶的头。 „It seems like also insufficient, the crystal, you must grow up in a big hurry, grows up in a big hurry.” “看来还不够呢,水晶,你要快快长大,快快长大哦。” That look, looks at the growing healthy and strong carrot like the rabbit. 那眼神,就像兔子看着正在茁壮成长的红萝卜。 „wū ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~!!!!!! The pet owners, are quite fearful, the crystal is good to fear!” The crystal immature mind received the violent to strike damage, finally could not bear cry to plunge my bosom, grasped me stubbornly does not put. “呜~~~~~~~~~~！！！！！！饲主,好可怕,水晶好怕！”水晶幼小的心灵受到了暴击伤害,终于忍不住哭着扑向我的怀抱,死死将我抱住不放。 „You, simply were family's Lesser Evil.” Looked that this I do not know whether to laugh or cry, the cheek of small spirit will swoop similarly rubs one randomly. “你呀,简直就是家里的一大魔王了。”看完这一幕的我哭笑不得,将同样飞扑过来的小幽灵的脸蛋乱揉一通。 „Without the means that who makes the crystal seem like diamond, a very delicious appearance?” “没办法,谁让水晶看起来像钻石,一副很好吃的样子呢？” „Ellis is an unprincipled person, was Lesser Evil, the crystal also pays no attention to Ellis again.” The crystal that shivers again panic-stricken, the water-ice does not want, abandons to hold to run. “爱丽丝是坏人,是大魔王,水晶再也不理爱丽丝了。”再次惊恐颤抖的水晶,连刨冰也不要了,扔下抱头就跑。 Has not thought that this glutton as the peak of food chain, like white/shell Ye general existence, the Harrogath heart must even bite one to taste the flavor, really also has is treated as food a day, is really the natural justice is clear, the retribution is uncomfortable...... 没想到这吃货一直作为食物链的顶端,如同贝爷一般的存在,连哈洛加斯心脏都要咬一口尝尝味道,竟然也有被当做食物的一天,真是天理昭昭,报应不爽呀…… ... 。。。