*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** On boundless prairie, I, the crystal, Qi three assume product character to stand, the big eye is staring the small eye. 茫茫大草原上,我,水晶,琪露诺三个呈品字而立,大眼瞪着小眼。 The present time is the second day of discussion, in other words, if all normal, will be determined yesterday to the test content of second group of Lesser Evil army, executes today. 现在的时间是商议的第二天,也就是说,如果一切正常的话,对第二批魔王军的测试内容会在昨天确定下来,在今天施行。 In fact, all are very normal. 事实上,一切很正常。 However, but why, why I will stand here, plays to stare to play with the two fool daughter? Please allow me to recall carefully, where has something go wrong, which time line had the wrong deviation? 但是,但是为什么,为什么我会站在这里,和两个笨蛋女儿玩瞪眼游戏呢？请容我仔细回忆一下,到底是哪里出了岔子,哪条时间线产生了错误性的偏差？ „, The fool ice piece, you looked quickly, the pet owner fell into the temporary amnesia, was really is getting more and more waste.” “啊,笨蛋冰块,你快看,饲主又陷入了短暂性失忆症了,真是已经越来越废了。” „Approves of few one time your stupid dragon, Qi also thought that mother's man is a salt fish.” “极少数赞同一次你这头蠢龙,琪露诺也觉得妈妈的男人已经是条咸鱼了。” The two fool daughter does wink is staring at me, sees me to reveal the color of ponder, as if has the significance to conduct the profound analysis to own life, immediately sends out complains sharply. 两个笨蛋女儿一眨不眨的盯着我,见我露出沉思之色,仿佛在对自己的人生和存在意义进行深刻的剖析,立刻就发出犀利吐槽。 „......” This two little thing, were the buttocks also itchy? “……”这两个小东西,屁股又痒了么？ „Your two is best to have the rampant capital, told me exactly to have anything, otherwise do not blame my palm of the hand is not forgiving.” “你们两个最好是有嚣张的资本,告诉我到底发生了什么,否则的话就别怪我巴掌不留情。” Sees me to raise the hand makes the dozen of buttocks shapes, the crystal and Qi first subconscious steps back, listened to my words, is immediately spirited. 见我扬起手做打屁股状,水晶和琪露诺先是下意识的退后一步,听了我的话,立刻就神气起来。 „Really has forgotten, is really a useless pet owner.” “果然已经忘记了,真是个没用的饲主。” „Mother's man is the idiot.” “妈妈的男人是大笨蛋。” „Said?” My forehead blue vein braves, the two little fellow frightens huā lā lā like but actually bean the matter of will say yesterday. “说不说？”我额头青筋一冒,两个小家伙就吓的像倒豆子一样哗啦啦的将昨天发生的事情说出来。 „Yesterday that strange elf female said the test challenge big dragon, therefore the crystal will stand here, was really excessive, did not give the crystal delicious also wants to enslave the crystal, the crystal was the solemn big dragon.” “昨天那个古怪的精灵女说测试挑战巨龙,所以水晶才会站在这里,真是太过分了,不给水晶好吃的还想奴役水晶,水晶可是堂堂的巨龙。” The crystal first opens the mouth, the tone is indignant, has discontented to summer Liz , because in yesterday is small in matter to come under the attack therefore to bear a grudge until now? Trades to be others, a hatred of big dragon is not the minor matter, but the hatred of this glutton dragon is not worth mentioning, so long as gives her to select delicious, she can be on intimate terms with you immediately. 水晶先开了口,语气忿忿,对夏莉丝颇有不满,是因为昨天小内内的事受到打击所以至今怀恨在心吗？换做别人,一头巨龙的仇恨可不是小事,但这吃货龙的仇恨不值一提,只要给她点好吃的,她立刻就可以和你称兄道弟。 „Mother's man is also agitating, proposed that various types of strange ideas, what arena competition, the arena chaos fight, is playing blindman's buff the arena chaos to fight.” Qi pulls finger one by one to count, said obviously four ideas, she actually counted six hand fingers, is really the incurable mathematical fool. “妈妈的男人也在煽风点火,提出各种稀奇古怪的点子,什么擂台比赛呀,擂台大乱斗呀,还有蒙着眼擂台大乱斗。”琪露诺扳着手指头一一细数,明明说了四个点子,她却足足数了六根手指头,真是个无可救药的数学笨蛋。 „Un, has the impression, I indeed have said these, then, why I, or I and will you stand here?” I referred to Qi, the crystal has made clear, because of summer Liz's relations of proposition. “嗯,有印象,我的确是说过这些,然后呢,为什么我,或者说我和你会站在这里？”我指了指琪露诺,水晶的已经搞清楚了,是因为夏莉丝的提议的关系。 „Chaos fight, naturally important person many, lively.” A Qi face puzzle visits me, resembles, in the expression words did speak in this share you not to understand? How may cultivate/repair, was actually despised the intelligence quotient by a fool. “大乱斗呀,当然要人多一点,更热闹一点。”琪露诺一脸困扰的看着我,似在表达话都说到这个份上了你还没听懂吗？岂可修,竟然被一个笨蛋藐视智商了。 „Crystal, you then said.” “水晶,你接着说。” „Crystal belly is hungry.” “水晶肚子饿。” „Hungry goods, bestow your shellac frame!” I an air-drying good loaf stopper to the crystal mouth, her Wolf swallow the tiger to swallow, wish one could my hand when also the dried beef bites. “饿货,赐你一条士力架！”我将一根风干牛肉条塞到水晶嘴里,她一阵狼吞虎咽,恨不得把我的手也当牛肉干咬下去。 „Selects, is really mean-spirited.” The mouth is whispering, the crystal cannot provide lodging own mouth, opens the mouth fast: „The Lina pet owner said that cannot make among adventurer fight randomly, will affect to unite, wants to make them unite, must make them have together, powerful enemy.” “才这么点,真小气。”嘴里嘀咕着,水晶还是管不住自己的嘴,飞快开口:“琳娅饲主说不能让冒险者之间乱斗,会影响团结,想让他们团结,就得让他们有共同的,强大的敌人。” Probably is endorsing to be the same, crystal dry Lina will have said yesterday the words do not omit a single word saying that also yes, is not possible to say this words by her intelligence quotient. 像是在背书一样,水晶干巴巴的将昨天琳娅说过的话一字不漏说出来,也是,以她的智商是不可能说出这种话的。 „You are not that together, powerful enemy? Also insufficient? I understood.” Pats the palm, I make being suddenly enlighted shape, cannot help but revealed grinning fiendishly: „Lina they also are really, I want to discipline this group of Lesser Evil army, increased a difficulty to them, Lina actually adjusts T6 the difficulty directly all of a sudden, even the crystal your they want to challenge are almost impossible, actually must challenge our three, particularly my super big powerhouse, this was inappropriate, was inappropriate.” “你不就是那个共同的,强大的敌人吗？难道说一个还不够？哦,我懂了。”一拍手心,我做恍然大悟状,不由自主的露出了狞笑:“琳娅她们也真是的,我只是想磨练一下这批魔王军,给他们增加点难度,琳娅却直接把难度一下子调到了T6,连水晶你一个他们想挑战都几乎不可能,却还要一口气挑战我们三个,尤其是我这个超级大强者,这样不合适,一点都不合适。” That said that however is ready to fight, being eager to try who is? 话是这么说,但是摩拳擦掌,跃跃欲试的又是谁？ „What pet owner made a mistake, the crystal does not understand why you can also smile is so happy?” “饲主是不是搞错了什么,水晶一点都不明白你为什么还能这么笑的那么开心？” „, Shouldn't be happy? It is not right, I not happy, wait/etc, what meaning your words are, where did I make a mistake?” “哦,难道不应该开心吗？不对,我才没有开心呢,等等,你这句话是什么意思,我哪里搞错了？” „Crystal does not understand the T6 difficulty that the pet owner said is what meaning, probably very fierce appearance, the crystal felt now the pet owner faces is the T6 difficulty.” “水晶不是很懂饲主说的T6难度到底是什么意思,好像很厉害的样子,水晶觉得饲主现在面对的才是T6难度。” „Is wait/etc, why I?” “等等,为什么是我？” Did the words pet owner who „the fool ice piece said a moment ago forget? It is not these adventurer copes with our three, but is chaos fights, this is defers to pet owner's proposition to decide completely.” “刚才笨蛋冰块说的话饲主又忘了吗？不是那些冒险者对付我们三个,而是一场大乱斗呀,这可是完全按照饲主的提议决定下来的。” „Chaos fight, you meant, do I, you, Qi, that batch of adventurer, the square chaos fight?” “大乱斗,你的意思是说,我,你,琪露诺,还有那批冒险者,四方大乱斗？” „It seems like the pet owner was understands finally.” The crystal nods , indicating that is a promising young man DESU. “看来饲主总算是明白过来了。”水晶点了点头,表示孺子可教DESU。 „Hou ~~ ~” my meaningful sigh, has a look at the crystal, has a look at Qi, reveals to grin fiendishly again. “哦嚯~~~”我意味深长的感叹一声,看看水晶,又看看琪露诺,再次露出狞笑。 „In other words, my time can tidy up you justifiablily, is this meaning.” Saying, in my mind has been outlining three to kill the wonderful scene of ultra god, first solves Qi and crystal two fool, then that group of Lesser Evil army tidying up, making them know that this world has to them is unfriendly. “也就是说,我这次可以名正言顺的收拾你们,是这个意思吧。”说着,我脑海里已经勾勒出自己三杀超神的美妙场景了,先把琪露诺和水晶两个笨蛋解决掉,再将那批魔王军给收拾了,让他们知道这个世界对他们到底有多么的不友好。 „That said......” crystal and Qi Knoch showed the puzzle expression together: „Pet owner should not forget what has complied with?” “话是这么说……”水晶和琪露诺齐齐露出困扰表情:“饲主该不会是忘记了答应过什么吧？” „Ha, what have I complied with?” “哈,我答应过什么？” „Only permitted with Hell wrestle bear shapeshift, the Lina pet owner says.” “只许用地狱格斗熊变身,琳娅饲主是这么说的。” „......” “……” „............” “…………” „..................” “………………” „Wait wait/Etc. etc., why will turn into this, why only allows me to use Hell wrestle bear shapeshift?! This is unfair, this is absolutely unfair!!!” “等等等等,为什么会变成这样,为什么只允许我使用地狱格斗熊变身？！这不公平,这绝对不公平！！！” I was startled, but Hell wrestle bear domain boundary, although strength primary powerhouse with the world puts together also yes, now but I must face can hang to hit the crystal and Qi who overwhelming majority world primary boundary intermediate boundaries are also even a cinch, the Hell wrestle bear could not have kept up with the time good, only then faces that group of Lesser Evil army alone time can also have some advantages. 我惊了,地狱格斗熊可是领域境界,虽说和世界之力初级强者拼一拼也是可以的,但我现在要面对的可是能吊打绝大部分世界初级境界甚至中级境界也不在话下的水晶和琪露诺,地狱格斗熊已经跟不上时代了好不好,也只有单独面对那批魔王军的时候还能占据一些优势。 In other words , in square influence that the chaos fight, the strength of Hell wrestle bear arranged at second from the bottom. 换言之,在大乱斗的四方势力里,地狱格斗熊的实力排在了倒数第二。 „But, the Lina pet owner added.” Why does not know, the crystal and Qi revealed sparkled the shining anticipation look. “不过,琳娅饲主还说了。”不知为何,水晶和琪露诺露出了闪闪发亮的期待眼神。 „What said?” Although there is a meaning of winding peaks and paths however to see that the response of fool daughter group I do not have wonderfully, did not anticipate that hears the reverse from their mouth the opportunity. “说了什么？”虽然有那么点峰回路转的意思但是看到笨蛋女儿组的反应我却心生不妙,不怎么期待从她们口中听到反转的机会。 „The Lina pet owner said, after all is like this unfair to the pet owner, therefore allows the pet owner to turn into mother specially not to have the issue.” “琳娅饲主说,毕竟这样对饲主而言不公平,所以特别允许饲主可以变成妈妈也没问题。” ahh, so that's how it is, the shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf words, the strength position can flee to all of a sudden first, even seperately the three parties joined up also to hang to hit ready ready, was really a good idea, excellent opportunity. 啊啊啊,原来如此,变身圣月贤狼的话,实力顺位一下子就能窜到第一,甚至另外三方联合起来也能妥妥吊打了,真是个不错的主意,绝妙的机会。 But, moral integrity? 可是,节操呢？ shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf copes with the crystal and Qi, but must make me cope with the second group of Lesser Evil army, how do I later base? 变身圣月贤狼对付水晶和琪露诺也就罢了,还要让我去对付第二批魔王军,我以后怎么立足？ on the verge of collapse several, I felt this world's deepest evil intention, as if saw the Lina girl, the small fox, book, Evil Dragon they are flushing smile, with teasing the meaning full tone that straight I harbor evil intentions asked to me. 摇摇欲坠了几下,我感受到了这个世界最深沉的恶意,仿佛看到了琳娅小妮子,小狐狸,本子娜,恶龙蕾娜她们在冲我不怀好意的直笑,用调侃意味十足的语气对我问道。 The moral integrity and victory, which do you choose? 节操和胜利,你选哪个？ Not —— ——!!! 不————！！！ The innermost feelings send out resentful Shout, the martial arts contest congress time had fallen many moral integrity, now! I! Absolutely not for this minor matter fell again! 内心发出一声愤懑的呐喊,比武大会的时候就已经掉了不少节操,现在！我！绝对不会为了这点小事再掉了！ Therefore, I am powerful, have a strong sense of righteousness waves: „Snort, the shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf words are to you unfair, I reject.” 因此,我威风凛凛,大义凛然的一挥手:“哼,变身圣月贤狼的话对你们来说就太不公平了,我拒绝。” „Really is a hateful pet owner.” “真是个可恶的饲主。” „Rather loses is not willing mother to call?” “宁愿输也不肯把妈妈叫出来吗？” This thinks the courage of exposing, will obtain applause of fool daughters to acclaim, never expected that they actually show the wicked expression, blaming me not to make them see mother. 本以为展露出来的勇气,会得到笨蛋女儿们的鼓掌赞叹,没想到她们却露出恶狠狠的表情,怪我不让她们见到妈妈。 „Did not have the means that then the hateful pet owner, can only manage.” “没办法了,那么可恶的饲主,只能这么办了。” „Un, manages.” “嗯,就这么办。” The crystal and Qi looks at each other, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform nods, as if has agreed what scheme in secret. 水晶和琪露诺相视一眼,齐齐点头,仿佛已经私下里约定好了什么计谋。 „Wait, what do you want to make?” Sees the vision that their simultaneous/uniform Qijiang harbors evil intentions to go to me, I quickly grasp the meaning of something, vigilant withdraws several steps. “等等,你们想做什么？”见他们齐齐将不怀好意的目光投向我,我一个激灵,警惕的退后几步。 „Crystal and Qi had reached an agreement in private, if the hateful parsimonious and mean-spirited pet owner does not make us see mother, the crystal and Qi must join up, punches pet owner ruthlessly.” “水晶和琪露诺已经私下商量好了,要是可恶吝啬又小气的饲主不让我们见到妈妈,水晶和琪露诺就要联合起来,狠狠揍饲主一顿。” „Right, mother's man is most hateful, must first overthrow.” “没错,妈妈的男人最可恶,必须先打倒。” „Pet owner bullied the crystal before frequently, can ride this opportunity to reckon up together, hehehe.” “饲主以前经常欺负水晶,可以乘着这次机会一起算清了,嘿嘿嘿。” „Mother's man also spanks Qi, Qi has recorded.” “妈妈的男人也打过琪露诺的屁股,琪露诺一直记着。” The two fool daughter talked, more said that the resentment was bigger, in behind them as if resounded one resonantly vigorous „gets up, people who are not willing to be the slave”. 两个笨蛋女儿你一言我一语,越说怨气越大,在她们背后仿佛响起了一首嘹亮雄浑的“起来,不愿意做奴隶的人们”。 So that's how it is, this two fool daughter has joined up beforehand. 原来如此,这两个笨蛋女儿已经事先联合起来了。 I rubbed the temples, the situation had developed the worst condition, I also planned first to arouse the crystal and hatred between Qi, making their two first consume, oneself first tidied up the Lesser Evil army, then comes back to benefit as the third party in a dispute, although planned very simply, but the success ratio was not low, because of Qi and crystal usually on the non- cross-eye, a day did not fight mutually uncomfortable Skkie, wanted to arouse among them the fight simply should not be too easy. 我揉了揉太阳穴,事态已经发展到最坏的状况了,原本我还打算先激起水晶和琪露诺之间的仇恨,让她们两个先耗一耗,自己先收拾了魔王军,再回过头来渔翁得利,虽然计划很简单,但是成功率却不低,因为琪露诺和水晶平时就互相不对眼,一天不打架不舒服斯基,想要激起她们之间的战斗简直不要太容易。 Has not actually thought, during this two four directions fight the strongest influence randomly, has formed an alliance in private, plans to cope with my one, if that group of Lesser Evil army I have not guessed wrong, might also directly soar me to come, for two reasons, in the middle of its several influences my strength is quite weak, is they thinks can stir up only, secondly, defeats the extremely evil Savior's eighth Lesser Evil harem male, is many adventurer the matter that is glad to handle. 却是没想到,这两个四方乱斗之中最强的势力,已经私下结盟,打算对付我一个,那批魔王军如果我没猜错,很可能也会直奔着我来,原因有二,其一几个势力当中我的实力比较弱,是他们自以为唯一能惹得起的,其二,打败万恶的救世主第八魔王后宫男,想必是很多冒险者十分乐意做的事情。 In other words, what I must face selects three conditions? Ahem, hahahaha haha, hidden goes to Sting, no wonder the crystal said that must face the T6 difficulty person truly is I, is really very reasonable. Such being the case, I also want is not impolite. 也就是说,我要面对的是一挑三的状况吗？哼哼哼,哈哈哈哈哈哈,隐去斯汀,怪不得水晶说真正要面对T6难度的人是我,果然很有道理。既然如此,我也要不客气了。 Corners of the mouth wrapped in a shroud of obscurity upwarping slightly, the deep breath the one breath, I lifted up high single-handed, exclaimed loudly. 嘴角神秘莫测的微微翘起,深呼吸了一口气,我单手高举,大声吼道。 „Referee in? I surrender, I must leave this damned place!!!” “裁判在吗？我投降,我要离开这鬼地方！！！” Crystal: „......” 水晶:“……” Qi: „......” 琪露诺:“……” „Gives up, mother's man, or hands over now mother also with enough time.” Qi also wants to urge me to give up resisting, abandons the moral integrity. “放弃吧,妈妈的男人,或者说现在把妈妈交出来还来得及。”琪露诺还想劝我放弃抵抗,抛弃节操。 „I, a gentleman word cannot take back, my how possibly easily dog belt/bring!” “我不,君子一言驷马难追,我怎么可能轻易狗带！” „, Right? That did not have the means that the fellow who gave shelter to mother, must die.” Qi ices the eye pupil of blue becomes ice-colder, does not seem like in the appearance of cracking a joke, wait/etc, do not be noisy, this is just a small test, everyone relaxes, by the mood participation of game isn't? Why to fight life and death, right, you said. “哦,是吗？那没办法了,窝藏妈妈的家伙,必须死。”琪露诺冰蓝色的眼眸变得更加冰冷,不像是在开玩笑的样子,等等,别闹,这只不过是一场小测试,大家都放松点,以游戏的心情参与不是更好吗？干嘛非得斗的你死我活呢,对吧,你们说是吧。 What a pity, not only Qi, the crystal is also even ready to fight, and made the symbolic movement, takes off/escapes clothes/armor. 可惜,不仅琪露诺,连水晶也在摩拳擦掌,并作出了标志性的动作,脱衣服。 Fortunately, the movement achieves half, what she remembers suddenly puts on will be in the big dragon novice big gift parcel throws in shapeshift not broken open special clothes/armor that therefore stopped. 还好,动作做到一半,她忽然想起身上穿的是巨龙新手大礼包里附赠的变身不会被撑破的特殊衣服,于是停了下来。 However, this has given me a real signal, this goods have not planned to turn on the water, she wants the shapeshift big dragon shape! 但是,这已经给了我一个真实的信号,这货也没打算放水,她要变身巨龙形态！ Swallows the saliva, I retrocede from the beginning step by step, bastard, hateful, this distance was too near, to me is not very wonderful, hoping the competition not to start quickly, making me have enough time to be far away from the battlefield, far away from the evil intention, finds a place to hide, perhaps opportunity of overturn. 咽了咽口水,我一开始一步一步后退,混蛋,可恶,这个距离太近了,对我而言十分不妙,但愿比赛别那么快开始,让我有充足的时间可以远离战场,远离恶意,找个地方藏起来,说不定还有翻盘的机会。 At this moment, the bugle of distant place sounded. 就在这时,远方的号角吹响了。 „Started.” The Qi six ice wings one launches from the back, centered on her, the surrounding ground and air start to freeze, and spreads unceasingly outward. “开始了哦。”琪露诺的六枚冰翼唰一下从背后展开,以她为中心,周围的地面和空气开始冻结,并不断向外蔓延。 „awuu roar roar ~~ Vengeance the opportunity came, the water jar dragon...... is not right, is crystal dragon shapeshift!” During the crystal also in roared the shapeshift big dragon, but sprouted the lines that sprouted stupid to make her dragon prestige fall the valley stupid instantaneously. “嗷呜吼吼~~~复仇的机会来了,水缸龙……不对,是水晶龙变身！”水晶也在一声咆哮之中变身巨龙,只不过蠢萌蠢萌的台词却让她的龙威瞬间掉到谷底。 „Snort.” At this time, what can I also make? Said that aggressive statement, cannot win, at least the glib lips cannot lose. “哼。”这种时候,我还能做什么？说点狠话呗,打不赢,至少嘴皮子不能输呀。 „Your two, plays the power and prestige now although, after waiting for this test to finish, must think on well the buttocks should paste how much dog skin medicinal ointments enough.” “你们两个,现在尽管耍威风,等这次测试结束以后,可得好好想一想屁股上该贴多少狗皮药膏才够。” Hell wrestle bear, shapeshift!!! Fights happily bastard!!! 地狱格斗熊,变身！！！嘎姆,来战个痛快吧混蛋！！！ Strange, I could not be victorious, let alone two, this does not only depend on the disparity that the imposing manner or protagonist aura can make up. 才怪呢,一个我就打不过了何况还是两个,这可不是光靠气势或者主角光环就能弥补的差距。 Therefore, my tone, Teleport flashes the person, mentioned Werebear Shapeshift, Teleport was really TM is too easy-to-use. 因此,我一个调头,瞬移闪人,说起熊人变身呀,瞬移真是太TM好用了。 Qi and crystal look at each other one, fluttered to pursue together, in the mouth shouted. 琪露诺和水晶对视一眼,齐齐振翅追了上去,口中大喊。 „Pet owner has the skill not to run, the crystal must spank your!” “饲主有本事别跑,水晶也要打你的屁股！” „Mother's man, mother will hand over a bit faster, otherwise turns into the freeze rag doll bear you.” “妈妈的男人,快点将妈妈交出来,否则把你变成冰冻布偶熊。” Thereupon, waits for the second batch of Lesser Evil armed forces' cautious arriving battlefields, saw that at present this vast momentum chase escapes the war, absolutely does not have the leeway that meddle, can only stand dull same place, a face compels ignorant. 于是乎,等第二批魔王军小心翼翼的来到战场,看到眼前这场声势浩大的追逐逃亡战,根本就没有自己插手的余地,只能呆站原地,一脸懵逼。 What to do should we? 我们该怎么办？ protagonist of this test should not be we are right? 这场测试的主角不应该是我们才对吗？ Rogue Encampment somewhere, the girls are drinking the afternoon tea leisurely and carefree, once for a while looks out sky over the battlefield from afar, sending out „~~ ~ is a peaceful afternoon” such sigh...... 罗格营地的某处,女孩们悠闲的喝着下午茶,时不时远远地瞭望战场上空,发出“啊~~~又是一个和平的下午”这样的感叹…… ... 。。。