ROD :: Volume #27

#2700: Peaceful and healthy fish


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Although said me also sometimes because will read Duke Brute the series to cause energy to be absent-minded continuously, the content mix in consciousness and book, will unable to distinguish clearly to fictionalize the reality, producing oneself will be the misconception of Duke Brute...... 虽然说我也有时候会因为连续读禽兽公爵系列而导致精神恍惚,意识和书里的内容混合,分不清虚构现实,产生自己是禽兽公爵的错觉…… Well, has badly? Is three takes me without the princess as character and content that the main source fictionalizes in any case. 咦,有差吗?反正是三无公主以我为蓝本虚构出来的人物和内容吧。 Wait, I am saying anything, what I want to express is not this, everyone listens to me to explain, my draws an analogy, not all night long read Duke Brute this type of contamination, I was a pure Savior, said again, some where read takes itself as the H novel that the template fictionalized the person, but was excited, you said right , right! Right! Right!!! 等等,我在说什么,我想表达的并不是这个,大家听我解释,我这只是打个比方,才不会通宵达旦的去读禽兽公爵这种污物,我可是个纯洁的救世主,再说了,哪有自己读以自己为模板虚构出来的H小说而兴奋起来的人呀,你们说对吧,呐,对吧!对吧!对吧!!! cough cough coughs, in brief, I...... un, am not the comparison...... am not right, has not personally experienced, but conceivable Tiya present situation, certainly was the full brain stopper the magic knowledge, caused is who forgets including oneself. 咳咳咳,总而言之呢,我非常……嗯不,是比较……也不对,是未亲身体验过但可以想象蒂亚现在的情况,一定是满脑子塞了魔法知识,导致连自己是谁都忘了。 Still remembers me fortunately, un, seems not the specially serious appearance. 还好还记得我,嗯,似乎也不是特别严重的样子。 Tiya, you are all right, awakes, really forgot? Who do you have a look at this fellow again are?” I Diarra to book in front, am filled with the anticipation, what as for anticipation will be what I will not tell you. “蒂亚,你没事吧,醒醒啊,真的忘了吗?你再看看这家伙是谁?”我将蒂亚拉到本子娜面前,满心期待,至于期待的是什么我可不会告诉你。 Is Nana.” Tiya blinks, a little impression, blurted out. “是娜娜。”蒂亚眨眨眼,有点印象,脱口而出。 Tiya, good.” Book grasps good Ji You happily, jumps and jumps, is not good, snort/hum. “蒂亚,太好了。”本子娜高兴的抱住好姬友,又蹦又跳,一点都不好,哼。 Comes to see this again.” I draw her to the crystal in front, as soon as she does wink is staring at the crystal, suddenly ejected the dried meat toward the distant place, the crystal tone pursued together without delay, the midair leapt bites the dried meat directly, held in the mouth is eating, landing time an Sir palm of the hand such bulk dried meat complete stopper to the mouth , the cheek will have helped the two sides blow up like the gluttonous hamster. “再来看看这个。”我又将她拉到水晶面前,她一眨不眨的盯着水晶,忽然朝远处抛出一块肉干,水晶二话不说调头就追了上去,半空一跃直接咬住肉干,捧在嘴里啊的吃着,落地的时候已经将大人巴掌那么一大块肉干完全塞到了嘴巴里,腮帮像贪吃的仓鼠一样两边鼓起。 Sorry, the subconsciousness also realized on......” Tiya own approach is not right, didn't this work as the dog the crystal? “抱歉,下意识就……”蒂亚也意识到了自己的做法不对,这不是把水晶当狗了吗? It‘s nothing incorrect, no...... no......” pats the shoulder comfort of Tiya, the corner of the eye is leaving behind the boundless two drops of tears, suddenly felt that a future of big dragon clan is quite uncertain, oneself this future Dragon King will have heavy responsibilities. “没什么不对的,没什么……没什么……”蕾奥娜拍着蒂亚的肩膀安慰,眼角留下苍茫的两滴泪水,忽然感到巨龙一族的前途相当渺茫,自己这个未来的龙王任重而道远。 This does not remember that very clearly, who it seems like you have remembered yourself are.” Sees Tiya one after another response, my relieved relaxing. “这不是记得很清楚嘛,看来你已经想起自己是谁了。”见蒂亚接二连三的反应,我安心的松了一口气。 Right, already.” Tiya smiles brightly, right, is this bright vitality free of evil intention smile, this is my genuine Tiya. “没错,已经记起来了。”蒂亚灿烂一笑,没错没错,就是这份灿烂元气无邪的笑容,这才是我原汁原味的蒂亚啊。 I, am a peaceful and healthy fish.” She salutes with deep veneration, the expression is earnest. “我,是一条安康鱼。”她肃然敬礼,表情认真。 I: „......” 我:“……” Nana: „......” 娜娜:“……” Tiya, awakes Tiya!!!” “蒂亚,醒醒啊蒂亚!!!” Later, because Tiya this joke paid collaborates the war to trample 100 prices by me and book. 之后,蒂亚因为这个玩笑付出了被我和本子娜联手战争践踏一百次的代价。 Sorry, before listened to the story that old mage told, very splendid was unconscious remembers.” Tiya apologized to us over and over. “对不起,之前听了一个老法师说的故事,很精彩不自觉就记住了。”蒂亚再三向我们道歉。 Is all right well, to will not blame you, but, isn't this magic meeting? How to sound like the magic story meeting?” I was somewhat confused, is legendary sells dogmeat as mutton? “没事就好,到不会怪你,只不过,这不是魔法交流会吗?怎么听起来像是魔法故事交流会?”我有些迷茫了,难道是传说中的挂羊头卖狗肉? Always discussed that serious magic knowledge, no one's brain can bear, this/should relaxation time will also relax, everyone gathers together tells the story, the life experience and wisdom, is this also a precious knowledge not?” “老是讨论一本正经的魔法知识,没有谁的脑子会受得了,该放松的时候也会放松,大家聚在一起讲讲小故事,人生经历和智慧,这也是一种宝贵的知识不是吗?” Un, I understand.” Words that said regarding Tiya, I had not suspected, wisdom that indeed, sometimes the rich story and gets along with people, is more useful than strength. “嗯,我懂。”对于蒂亚所说的话,我一点都没有怀疑,的确,有时候丰富的阅历和处世的智慧,是比力量更加有用。 What ghost but is the peaceful and healthy fish?! I cannot imagine any to be able it to relate the together story completely.” “但是安康鱼是什么鬼?!我完全想象不出来任何可以将之联系到一起的故事。” This story is broad deep blue magnificent old mage that is infatuated with in Shuangzi, told oneself turn into a peaceful and healthy fish in the seabed free travel, and knew another four partners in the process of travel, sings and dances cheerfully to the story that the seabed deep place exploration sets out.” Tiya obviously is very pleasing this story, the one breath then brief transparent introduced it. “这个故事是一个迷恋于双子海的广阔碧蓝瑰丽的老法师,讲述自己变成一条安康鱼在海底自由自在旅行,并在旅行的过程中结识了另外四名伙伴,一路载歌载舞欢快向海底深处探索进发的故事。”蒂亚显然很中意这个故事,一口气便简要明了的将它介绍完了。 „......” “……” Let me carefully analyze, first travels to know the partner this point very kingly way, no quite black, however sings and dances what's the matter, why must stress with this word especially, this peaceful and healthy fish and her four little friends do have A San bloodline? 让我仔细分析一下,首先旅行结识伙伴这一点很王道,没什么好黑的,但是载歌载舞是怎么回事,为什么要用这个词特地强调,难道这条安康鱼和她的四名小伙伴都有阿三血统? Has a look at the last few words again, relates the context analysis to have no question, but if takes alone, chews carefully, to the feeling that the person revolving will fear extremely, the mind as if can imagine has a picture, five high school young girl hands shake hand, sing the tune wind strange song to move toward the sea deep place...... 再看看最后一句话,联系上下文分析没什么疑问,但如果单独拿出来,仔细嘴嚼,会给人一种细思极恐的感觉,脑海仿佛能想象出一副画面,五个高中少女手拉着手,唱着曲风怪异的歌走向大海深处…… The full neon terrifying game style, the boss gives me to come one dozen of breast wet witches. 满满的霓虹式恐怖游戏画风,老板给我来一打乳湿的巫女。 Good good, let alone, was all right becomes.” Tiya will for fear that say a stranger topic, I stop. “好吧好吧,别说了,没事就成。”生怕蒂亚会说出更奇怪的话题,我就此打住。 Meeting has conducted the period of time, do you mix daily here, had not left?” “交流会已经进行了好一阵子,你就天天混在这里,一直没有离开过?” Most of the time.” Tiya is somewhat embarrassed: Occasionally will borrow the mage tower with Grandpa Taine, the knowledge attempt that will learn newly practices.” “大多数时候。”蒂亚有些难为情:“偶尔会跟泰恩爷爷借一下法师塔,将新学到的知识尝试实践一下。” The understanding, it seems like did not need to ask much. 了解,看来是不用多问了。 I will not stop you, but must take care of itself good, do not neglect to eat and sleep, leaving was diligently excessive, I will love dearly, knows?” Put out a hand to help Tiya reorganize several wisps to send the silk, my gentle voice said. “我不会阻拦你,但是也要照顾好自己,别废寝忘食,别努力过头了,我会心疼的,知道吗?”伸手帮蒂亚整理了几缕发丝,我柔声说道。 Un, most was good to me.” little girl affected hugs, affectionate is rubbing the face like the young cat with me. “嗯,凡凡对我最好了。”小丫头感动的抱上来,像幼猫一样亲昵和我蹭着脸。 Yes, only then monkey is good to you, others are not worth mentioning.” Nana gets angry, was not happy that looked I titter secretly crisp. “是啊,只有猴子一个对你好,其他人都是不值一提。”娜娜黑着脸,不高兴了,看的我偷笑暗爽不已。 Nana most was also good to me.” little girl rubs to run to hold her good Ji You. “娜娜也对我最好了。”小丫头又蹭蹭跑去抱她的好姬友。 Is I to you best, is gentle to you best, does not divide clearly is not good.” My complexion board, makes persistent efforts. “到底是我对你最好,还是娜娜对你最好,不分清楚可不行。”我脸色一板,再接再厉。 This may really be the difficult office.” Tiya reveals the color of feeling embarrassed, suddenly pats the palm: Wanted uncommon every and Nana marries, was the words of whole family does not need minute/share to be clear.” “这可真是难办了。”蒂亚露出为难之色,忽然一拍手心:“要不凡凡和娜娜结婚好了,都是一家人的话就不用分清楚了。” I and book staggers, how many also felt relieved at heart, it seems like that this girl has not studied to read stupidly, you look at this reply are not very quick-witted? 我和本子娜一个踉跄,心里多少也更加放心了,看来这丫头没有读书读傻,你看这应答不是挺机智的吗? „, It is not good!!!” Suddenly, Tiya exudes one to call out in alarm incisively. “啊,不好!!!”忽然,蒂亚发出一声尖锐惊叫。 What's wrong?” I think had what important matter kindly, book also collected. “怎么了?”我以为发生了什么大事,本子娜也是关切的凑了上去。 , was finished.” The vitality has been open, being angry sadly is about three seconds of Tiya, reveals expression that a sorrow is loses hope greatly, but also is really rare, the issue is very certainly difficult! ,完蛋了。”一直元气开朗,生气伤心不过三秒钟的蒂亚,露出一副哀大莫过于心死的表情,还真是难得一见,问题一定很严峻! I, tanned.” She reveals the wheat color arm, visits me tearful, you will not want me desire expression. “我,又晒黑了。”她露出小麦色的手臂,泪眼汪汪的看着我,一副“凡凡你不会不要我了吧”的乞求表情。 I and book stagger again. 我和本子娜再次踉跄。 However is careful looked, this girl also indeed is......, was healthier, in the past quite when has just knew her who exposes to the sun the elegant demeanor. 不过仔细一看,这丫头还的确是晒的……嗯,更健康了,颇有当年刚认识她时的风采。 Your this did not call to tan, others want to expose to the sun your unable to achieve.” I pinched her fine cheek, said with a smile. “你这不叫晒黑,别人想晒成你这样还做不到呢。”我捏了她的精致脸蛋一把,笑道。 Really really?” “真的真的?” Naturally.” “当然是真的了。” Is deceiving me.” little girl honk the mouth, I am forcing to go, she will bore tip of cows horn in this place unexpectedly. “凡凡在骗我。”小丫头嘟着嘴,我勒个去,她竟然会在这种地方钻牛角尖。 Because you look, Valise, Sarah, Lina, they are fair-skinned serious, definitely like the fair and clear girl.” little girl sad blinks to focus, tearful. “因为你看啊,维拉丝,莎拉,琳娅,她们都是皮肤白皙的不得了,凡凡肯定喜欢白白净净的女孩。”小丫头伤心的眨巴着眼,泪汪汪的。 Truly, the skin white girl I likes, but this does not represent me not to like other skin color girls.” “确实,皮肤白的女孩我是喜欢,但这并不代表我不喜欢其他肤色的女孩呀。” I do not believe that in the past I was this, did not like, afterward bleached to want me.” “我不信,当年我就是这样,凡凡不喜欢,后来变白了凡凡才要我。” „......” This and skin color simply are not related , am I must marry black younger sister Tiya to believe? “……”这和肤色根本没关系好不,我是不是还得去娶个黑妹蒂亚才会相信? , originally raised in vain, but then good, wastes all previous efforts.” Tiya is pinching the wheat color Jiankang flesh, reveals the depressed color: But then good, was rested unable to find any excuse by.” ,本来已经养的白白的,这下可好,前功尽弃。”蒂亚捏着自己小麦色的建康肌肤,露出沮丧之色:“这下可好,被凡凡休掉也找不到任何借口了。” Tiya is the desert vitality young girl of wheat color healthy flesh established like this, with the liberation of Horadric clan, does not need to worry for the basic necessities of life, all day insolation under Sun, I thought am this, her skin becomes white gradually, has not actually thought for me. 蒂亚原本就是小麦色健康肌肤的沙漠元气少女这样的设定,随着赫拉迪克族的解放,再也不用为衣食住行而发愁,整天暴晒在太阳底下,我原本以为是这样,她的皮肤才渐渐变白,却没想到是为了我。 Thinks of here, I slightly am somewhat moved, hold in the arms Tiya, kissed one on her small hand, strokes fine that smooth has not lost the slightest flesh, places on the face to stroke gently. 想到这里,我有些小感动,搂住蒂亚,在她的小手上亲了一口,抚摸那精致光滑未失分毫的肌肤,放在脸庞上摩挲着。 „It is not right, I like such Tiya, you who first sees, that naive, vitality, lively, health, brightly smiling little girl.” “不对,我就喜欢这样的蒂亚,第一眼见到的你,那个天真,元气,活泼,健康,笑容灿烂的小丫头。” Real?” Sees affectionate that I said that some Tiya letters. “真的吗?”见我说的情深,蒂亚有些信了。 Naturally, rather this wheat color flesh was one of your characteristics, really turned into Lina they is so fair, degenerated into the figurants carefully.” “当然了,倒不如说这小麦色的肌肤是你的特色之一,真变成琳娅她们那么白皙,小心沦为群众演员。” Cannot.” little girl to shook the small fist that I threatened, smiled through tears. “才不会呢。”小丫头冲我威胁的晃了晃小拳头,破涕为笑。 „Does still remember our first meet?” “凡凡还记得我们的第一次相遇?” Naturally remembers, if I do not like you, will not peep you.” “当然记得,我要是不喜欢你,就不会偷看你了。” „, Acknowledged finally in the past in peeping others.” “啊,终于承认当年是在偷看人家了。” „Is is, because my family's Tiya was most beautiful, you have a look at this health fine skin color, makes me kiss several again.” “是是是,因为我家的蒂亚最漂亮了,你看看这健康精致的肤色,再让我亲几口。” Originally wants to sexually harass this girl, actually forgot she warm initiative personality, not only not embarrassed, instead gathers up the fragrant cherry lips on own initiative, with my deep kiss. 本来想调戏一下这丫头,却忘了她热情主动的性格,不仅没有难为情,反而主动凑上香甜的樱唇,和我深深一吻。 Your haven't two, shameless at least been hot-tempered the line in this place? Everyone may look.” Book is incapable of sighing, regarding manner that we have not been hot-tempered shamelessly, has been disinclined to complain. “你们两个,至少别在这种地方没羞没躁行吗?大家可都是在看着。”本子娜无力叹气,对于我们夫妻俩没羞没躁的举止,已经懒得吐槽了。 Meeting?” I looked at square one, although I am very eye-catching here show love action with Tiya, but these mage remain unmoved unexpectedly, still immerses in the discussion circle, looked that does not look at one, concentrated on this share I also to take them. “会吗?”我看了广场一眼,虽然我和蒂亚在这边的秀恩爱举动很吸引眼球,但是这些法师竟然不为所动,依然沉浸在讨论圈当中,看都不看一眼,专注到这个份上我也是服了她们。 You looked, no one looks here radically.” “你看,根本没人看这边。” Right, no one looks radically.” Tiya also hehe echoes to say with a smile. “没错,根本没有人看哦。”蒂亚也嘿嘿笑着附和道。 Then we look at each other , to continue the absorbed deep kiss. 然后我们相视一眼,继续忘我深吻。 ahh, aren't we person? I received enough your couples!” The book elegant violent walks, I then stop with Tiya. 啊啊啊,难道说我们不是人吗?我受够你们这对夫妻了!”本子娜暴走,我和蒂亚这才消停下来。 Do not be angry, Nana, you looked, being angry skin is not again white, really good, really envies your how, regardless to expose to the sun the skin that cannot tan.” Then affectionate holds in the arms Ji You, Tiya really also never forgets to this matter, is my mistake? Do I really marry a black younger sister to reveal one's aspirations by the body? “别生气嘛,娜娜,你看,再生气皮肤就不白了,真好呢,真羡慕你这无论怎么晒都晒不黑的皮肤。”转而亲昵的搂住好姬友,蒂亚果然对这件事还念念不忘,是我的错吗?难道我真得去娶个黑妹以身明志? However, even at this kind of time, I have still not forgotten to do, accurate complained one. 不过,就算在这种时候,我依然没有忘记作死,精准的吐槽了一句。 Ok, she, if places under Sun to expose to the sun, but is not exposes to the sun your such Jiankang skin color, but burnt directly.” “算了吧,她要是放在太阳底下晒,可就不是晒成你这样的建康肤色,而是直接烤焦了。” Foul-mouthed, was taught does not have the matter of means that covers forehead that murmur is bleeding, I recognized. 这么嘴欠,被教训也是没办法的事情,捂着潺潺流血的额头,我认了。 How many days can meeting also continue the appearances?” The mage tower that returns to Tiya to lend stops over, I put out Valise to the dry rations that oneself prepare, making Tiya satisfy desires, this day and night exchange does the experiment, has not definitely eaten good. “交流会还要持续多少天的样子?”回到蒂亚暂借的法师塔落脚,我拿出维拉丝给自己准备的干粮,让蒂亚解解馋,她这没日没夜的交流做实验,肯定没吃上好的。 Then, must first do the crystal band in the bosom, does not make her bump into food, looks at her to lose hope such as grey, lives not to have the expression that may the love, does not know also thinks that I displayed what torture to her. 然后,第一件要做的就是把水晶箍在怀里,不让她碰到食物,看她心死如灰,生无可恋的表情,不知道的还以为我对她施展了什么酷刑呢。 Also takes three days of appearances probably.” Tiya was really hungry, in gulps eats, should say ambiguously. “大概还要三天的样子。”蒂亚果然饿了,大口大口的吃起,含糊应道。 Later every year can hold?” “以后每年都要举行吗?” No.” Tiya shaking the head of : Three years one time, after is the martial arts contest congress ended, the person is quite uneven, the peculiar circumstance is an exception, too frequent conducting instead does not have the advantage.” “不。”蒂亚啊的摇着头:“三年一次,正好是比武大会结束之后,人比较齐,特殊情况除外,太频繁的举办反而没有好处。” Then these three days do you also want to continue to participate?” Sees appearance that Tiya is big and hungry, I as if thought that she thin several points, loves dearly asks. “接下来这三天你还要继续参加?”见蒂亚饥肠辘辘的模样,我仿佛觉得她清瘦了几分,心疼问道。 Without the important matter, thinks that......” Tiya lowers the head, child who just like doing wrong thing. “如果没有重要的事情,想……”蒂亚低下头,宛如做错事的孩子。 „To continue to participate, is really a stupid girl, leaves is being tired was enough.” “想就继续参加呗,真是个笨丫头,别累着自己就行了。” „Doesn't blame me?” “凡凡不怪我?” Strange, is very strange, wishes one could to hit your buttocks one.” “怪,很怪,恨不得打你屁股一通。” hears word, the Tiya complexion is invariable, was bind rounded in the bosom crystal to is the tiger body shakes. 闻言,蒂亚脸色不变,被箍在怀里的水晶到是虎躯一震。 „, I know that most was good to me.” Knows that I do not have Tiya that is really angry, revealed a flattering bright smile, is really a girl who makes one not have idea. “诶嘿嘿,我就知道凡凡对我最好了。”知道我没真生气的蒂亚,露了一个讨好的灿烂笑容,真是个让人没辙的丫头。 This time comes to screen the second group of Lesser Evil army, comes to visit your one eyes on the way, how has a look, since you who again the meeting is held were all right that I also to feel at ease, after a while we walked, you continued, perhaps when our family/home must have a young expert of strength of rank world.” “这次来是为了筛选第二批魔王军,顺道过来探望你一眼,再看看交流会举行的怎么样,既然你没事那我也就安心了,过一会儿我们就走,你继续吧,说不定什么时候我们家又要出一个世界之力级别的小高手了。” „The strength of level world is not the young expert.” Tiya hears word, refuted one grinningly, suddenly puts down food, grabs my hand. “世界之力级才不是什么小高手。”蒂亚闻言,笑嘻嘻的反驳了一句,忽然放下食物,抓住我的手。 Without the relations, considers to rest for day, will walk tomorrow again.” “没关系的,就当是休息一天,凡凡明天再走。” But......” I slightly hesitate, can see that Tiya really wallows in the world of magic knowledge very much, this was not the misdemeanor, the meeting only has a few days after the time...... “可是……”我略有迟疑,可以看出蒂亚真的很沉迷于魔法知识的世界,这也不是什么坏事,交流会又只剩下没几天时间了…… Has not really related.” Tiya with emphasis, the look gradually becomes charming: I also want to be for dull on day with, although wants to continue to attend the meeting but to want in the same place.” “真的没关系。”蒂亚加重语气,眼神渐渐变得妩媚:“我也想和凡凡多呆上一天,虽然很想继续参加交流会但更想和凡凡在一起。” When we can......” “我们什么时候都能……” Moreover......” Tiya interrupted my words, smoke wave circulation eye pupil charming Seda to the extreme, the cheeks appeared being enchanted by nepheline, that bright red small tongue found out, licks food scraps/condescend that on the lip held, increased several points of attraction. “而且……”蒂亚打断我的话,烟波流转的眼眸妩媚之色达到了极点,脸颊浮现出了迷醉的霞色,那鲜红的小舌探出,将嘴唇上粘着的食物屑舔掉,更增几分诱人。 Had not said a moment ago, can spank my?” “凡凡刚才不是说过,要打我的屁股吗?” Book, Evil Dragon stands up, out the unemotional trend, one second has not wanted to see this again to the countenance of adulterer yin woman. The crystal also seizes an opportunity drills from the bosom, holds food, smooth fast, Qi tilts the head thinks, the intuition told her to leave. 本子娜,恶龙蕾娜唰唰站起,面无表情的走向门外,已经一秒也不想再看到这对奸夫yin妇的嘴脸了。水晶也不失时机的从怀里钻出,抱上一把食物,溜的飞快,琪露诺歪头想了想,直觉告诉她必须离开。 Looks at Tiya that blurred intoxicant look, I was also drunk, was really drunk, later has matter that anything cannot be described, completely...... 看着蒂亚那迷离醉人的眼神,我也是醉了,真的醉了,以至于之后发生了什么不可描述的事情,完全记不起来了…… ... 。。。
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