*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Because entire plain rice, Evil Dragon kills has not told me the book whereabout, said that to retaliate my parsimony must hang a I evening's appetite, will wait to look tomorrow my performance will decide to tell me again. 因为一顿全白饭,恶龙蕾娜打死也没告诉我本子娜的下落,说是为了报复我的吝啬要吊我一晚上的胃口,等明天看我的表现再决定告不告诉我。 Hateful, this goods have a face to shut out, who was eats three points two to have many that barrel of plain rice, you were not eat very fragrant? Wiped the mouth not to recognize and shut out?! 可恶,这货还有脸嫌弃,到底是谁把那桶白饭吃了三分二有多,你不是吃的挺香的吗？一抹嘴就不认和嫌弃了？！ Also, said seems me to care very much that book resembles, if she is not good Ji You of Tiya, I told you, I...... I walk tonight, where manage her to go to fool around, do not suspect, I had no merit, will only live up to one's words. 再说了,说的好像我很关心那本子娜似的,如果她不是蒂亚的好姬友,我告诉你,我……我今晚就走,管她去哪里鬼混了,别怀疑,我这个人没啥优点,就只会说到做到而已。 Boundary of cultivation a late dream, next morning, the opportunity of performance arrived, I am expected, Evil Dragon also wants to rub my breakfast, my goodness, the old drunkards do not dare to extort me like this flagrantly, your Evil Dragon young girl courage is really big. 一晚梦之境界修炼,第二天一早,表现的机会到了,我早有所料,恶龙蕾娜还想蹭我一顿早餐,好家伙,老酒鬼都不敢这样明目张胆的勒索我,你这头恶龙少女胆子真不小。 Boss, comes on vat rice congee, should have to deliver the brined vegetable. 老板,来上一大桶白粥,应该有送咸菜吧。 Therefore, in people in entire restaurant focus attention on, on some corner open table sits face-to-face, is dumbfounded, two people of as if in natural pair of enemy, was thin crash-bang eats the rice congee to drink for a half hour. 于是,在整个餐馆的人们瞩目中,角落某张桌子上面对面坐着,大眼瞪小眼,仿佛天生一对冤家的两个人,稀里哗啦喝白粥喝了半个小时。 „I will not forget these two food for a lifetime.” The Evil Dragon corner of the eye indistinct twinkle tears, as if received the big grievance. “我一辈子也不会忘掉这两顿饭。”恶龙蕾娜眼角隐约闪烁泪光,仿佛受了多大委屈。 As noble dragon clan princess, even if were turned into the golden pug dog by her father in the past, before meeting some Druid in that difficult jungle years, she has not had so poor meal food, moreover two, this time may handed over one after another a blood. 身为高贵的龙族公主殿下,哪怕当年被她的父亲变成金色哈巴狗,在遇到某德鲁伊之前那段艰苦的丛林岁月中,她也没有吃过如此寒酸的一餐饭,而且还是接连两顿,这次可算是交出了一血。 „I said that your grievance cried also to rub my these two food, what energy was this( sickness)?” I praised to the heavens, the thinking mode of big dragon was really immeasurably deep, rather put in great inconvenience to itself also to retaliate others, this narrow-minded and bore a grudge the character, whom also did not have to compare favorably with. “我说你都委屈哭了还非得蹭我这两顿饭,这到底是什么样一种精神(病)？”我叹为观止,巨龙的思维方式果然是深不可测,宁愿委屈自己也要打击报复别人,这小心眼和记恨性格,也是没谁比得上了。 „Has not cried.” Scratched the corner of the eye, this Evil Dragon young girl becomes spirited. “才没有哭。”擦了擦眼角,这恶龙少女重新变得神气起来。 „Wait and see, my words put here, later will certainly make you ask me to have the feast willingly.” “等着瞧吧,我话搁在这儿,以后一定会让你心甘情愿的请我吃大餐。” „Can not say this type poor to the words that letting the person cries here loudly?” “能别在这里大声说出这种寒酸到让人落泪的话吗？” Sees restaurant all vision to concentrate to come and discuss spiritedly, looks at a sympathy of Evil Dragon face, looks that I actually become indignant disturbed, as if I have not made her eat one in the maltreatment ignorant young girl well. 见餐馆所有的目光都集中过来并议论纷纷,看着恶龙蕾娜一脸的同情,看着我却变得忿忿不平,仿佛我在虐待无知少女没让她吃过一顿好的。 „I said that usually you do rub in my family eat to rub drink do not calculate?” “我说啊,平时你在我家里蹭吃蹭喝都不算吗？” „Does not calculate that is Valise does.” “不算,那是维拉丝做的。” „Valise is my.” “维拉丝的就是我的。” „This...... I do not recognize.” The Evil Dragon proud tender elegant face casts aside, swayed back and forth to act shamelessly simply. “本……我不认。”恶龙蕾娜傲娇的俏脸一撇,干脆打滚耍赖了。 „Before also made the grilled fish to eat to you.” “之前也做过烤鱼给你吃。” „Ha? On that flavor, you also felt all right saying that was the feast? Moreover is that is Hell ten kings the reward of information good.” “哈？就那味道,你也好意思说是大餐？而且那是地狱十王的情报的报酬好不好。” „Good, good.” My both hands lifted to make under one to press the movement. “好吧,好吧。”我双手抬起做了一个下压动作。 „You want is feast is so simple right, I satisfy you and that's the end.” Saying, I take up the menu, prepares from the most expensive start, to select to the tail from the beginning, from tail to the end, ten rounds of eight rounds, satisfies this Evil Dragon young girl again one time. “你要的就是一顿大餐那么简单对吧,我满足你就是了。”说着,我拿起菜单,准备从最贵的开始点,从头点到尾,再从尾点到头,点个十轮八轮,一次性满足这头恶龙少女。 Although I am a miser right, but will not represent me to arrive parsimoniously bores tip of cows horn, saw that Evil Dragon must hold this matter to conduct the dual critique attack of moral and body to me, at this time also covered the tight wallet is not the wise action, the multi- incident will be inferior to few incident, will spend to send this Evil Dragon a bit faster. 虽然我是吝啬鬼没错,但并不代表我会吝啬到钻牛角尖,眼看恶龙蕾娜要抓住这件事对我进行道德和身体的双重批判打击,这时候还捂紧钱包可不是明智之举,多一事不如少一事,花点钱快点打发这头恶龙吧。 „Does not want, I ate the thin rice gruel to drink full, could not eat up again.” “不要,我喝稀粥喝饱了,再也吃不下了。” I: „......” 我:“……” This goods...... can win her words I to begin, I was look, what she wanted was not feast, but how to use this golden opportunity entire gu I. 这货……能打赢她的话我已经动手了,我是看出来了,她想要的并不是一顿大餐,而是怎么利用这次大好机会整蛊我。 „How do you want?” “那你想怎么样？” „After this matter, said.” Wins a battle equally complacently, wisp of beauty purple sends the light volume on the fingertip twists softly, the topic returns suddenly from the beginning. “这件事以后再说。”打了胜仗一样得意洋洋的,一缕秀色的紫发在指尖上轻卷柔捻,话题忽然回到一开始。 „Don't you want to inquire Nana's whereabout? Really doesn't care about her? Even the bad karma, in any case still stronger compared with the stranger, never expected that you are this unfeeling man.” “你不是想打听娜娜的下落吗？难道真的一点也不关心她？就算是孽缘,好歹也比陌生人要强吧,没想到你是这种绝情的男人。” „Who is raises appetite not to talk clearly from the beginning?!” I get angry raise the mind tea table saying that putting the blame on the other person member section that this type is not so concerned about face, my first seeing. “到底是谁一开始吊胃口说不清楚？！”我怒掀心灵茶几道,这种如此不要脸的倒打一把手段,我还是第一次见。 „Really noisy you, under big crowd of people limelight quality.” “真吵啊你,大庭广众之下注意点素质。” „Aha? Who was noisy a moment ago must make me please have the feast, must tell me loudly her name!” “啊哈？刚才是谁吵吵嚷嚷着一定要让我请吃大餐,务必大声告诉我她的名字！” „Crystal.” “水晶。” I: „......” 我:“……” Today was, because usually damaged my partner book is not at together, did this goods inherit the book venomous tongue attribute therefore battle efficiency to turn time arbitrarily? 今天是怎么了,因为平时一起损我的搭档本子娜不在,这货擅自继承了本子娜的毒舌属性所以战斗力翻倍了吗？ „Good, everyone sits to discuss calmly, cruel-heartedly no matter cannot abandon Nana is right.” “好了好了,大家心平气和的坐下来谈一谈吧,总不能狠心扔下娜娜不管对吧。” Deep breath, my again deep breath, to return to the Holy See mountain earlier, endures you! 深呼吸,我再深呼吸,为了早点回教廷山,忍你！ Hides the blue vein on the back of the head, I show a very genial smile: „Said is very right, which then can tell my Nana now in?” 将青筋隐藏在后脑勺上,我露出一个十分和善的笑容:“说的很对,那么现在能告诉我娜娜在哪了吧？” „You guess.” “你猜。” No one block me, I must select with this Evil Dragon only!!!!!!!!!!! 谁也别拦我,我要和这头恶龙单挑！！！！！！！！！！！ „Or we change a way, which I did not tell you her to be , was only responsible for a finger/refers of road, what kind of?” When I soon erupt, Evil Dragon fancies pass, successfully made me endure this anger. “要不我们换一种方式吧,我不告诉你她在哪,只负责指路,怎么样？”在我快要爆发的时候,恶龙蕾娜一记妙传,成功让我忍下了这口怒气。 „Do not try to challenge my patience, said the book whereabout a bit faster, finished up leaving.” Un, seemingly spoke very aggressive words, I to oneself 0.3 12 to praise. “不要试图挑战我的耐心,快点说出本子娜的下落,完事了走人。”嗯,貌似说了一句很霸气的话,我给自己点三十二个赞。 „Drank obviously full, because was a thin rice gruel therefore body strength does not have, could not take a walk.” Evil Dragon starts to ferment the plot, a baby throws down must hold to be able the countenance. “明明喝饱了但因为是稀粥所以身体一点力气都没有,走不动了。”恶龙蕾娜又开始酝酿阴谋,一副宝宝摔倒了要抱抱才能起来的嘴脸。 „How you actually want, to have what plot to say directly, do not beat around the bush.” “你到底想怎么样,有什么阴谋直接说,别拐弯抹角。” „Plot anything, said was too coarse, I remember suddenly, seems like you also to have the setting of dragon knight.” Lies on the table softly the Evil Dragon young girl, that hateful scallion jade referred to thin. “阴谋什么的,说的太难听了,我只是忽然想起,貌似你还有个龙骑士的设定吧。”软趴在桌子上恶龙少女,那根可恶的葱玉细指指了过来。 „Will you propose this unexpectedly on own initiative?” I am very surprised, this goods have not resisted in the name of dragon knight very much and I team up this matter. “你竟然会主动提这个？”我很惊讶,这货不是一直很抗拒以龙骑士的名义和我搭档这件事么。 „Yes, dragon ~ rides ~ gentleman, according to wording meaning, therefore please let me ride.” “是啊,龙~骑~士,按照字面意思,所以请让我骑吧。” „Cracking a joke, must ride is also I rides you!” As soon as I pat the table anger however to stand. “开什么玩笑,要骑也是我骑你！”我一拍桌子怒然站立。 Therefore restaurant all vision concentrate again, is good to puncture the person, is good to think the excrement. 于是餐馆所有的目光再次集中过来,好刺人,好想屎。 „Mom, that uncle said that must ride opposite elder sister, then obviously the big fellow actually must ride the thin and small elder sister, isn't very excessive?” “妈妈,那个叔叔说要骑对面的姐姐,明明那么大块头却要骑瘦小的姐姐,不是很过分吗？” „, The child cannot look that cannot listen, will be seized by the odd person.” “嘘,小孩子不许看也不许听,会被怪人抓走的。” The mother draws the child to pay a bill to leave fast, after can hear „you, indistinctly may not turn into such odd person” and so on mother and child dialogue. 母亲拉着小孩飞快付账离开,隐约能听到“你以后可千万别变成那样的怪人”之类的母子对话。 I: „......” 我:“……” „Does not close my matter, my where can want to obtain you is so stupid, said this words under big crowd of people.” Sees me to live not to have the love unemotionally, Evil Dragon spits the small tongue lightly. “不关我事哦,我哪里会想得到你这么笨,在大庭广众之下说出这种话。”见我面无表情生无可恋,恶龙蕾娜轻吐了吐小舌。 „Doesn't matter, returning to the proper topic, wants to ride me is not possible, not thinks about it.” Opened „the moral integrity Angel pattern” the Druid, now is a moral integrity bottomless pit, has not cared about the moral integrity success and failure completely. “没关系,言归正传,想骑我是不可能的,想都别想。”开启了“节操天使模式”的本德鲁伊,如今就是一个节操无底洞,已经完全不在乎节操得失了。 Was the stimulation that received is too deliberately bad in brief greatly. 简而言之就是受到的刺激太大自暴自弃了。 „I know that you will not easily comply, to let the matter becomes some interesting us to make a bet, if you lose must make me ride, if I lost, I also make you ride, what kind of?” “我就知道你不会轻易答应,为了让事情变得有趣些我们来打赌吧,要是你输就得让我骑,要是我输了,我也让你骑,怎么样？” „Snort, not much.” My face disdains, the dragon knight three grayish white large characters in mind actually shone suddenly. “哼,不怎么样。”我一脸不屑,脑海里的龙骑士三个灰白大字却骤然亮了起来。 The dragon knight, this realizes the golden opportunity that the dragon knight vainly hopes for! 龙骑士,这可是实现龙骑士梦想的绝佳机会！ „Looks in your sincerity that full share, I push someone take on a difficult job with you bet one, with what way, although grazes a horse, I am fearless.” “不过看在你诚意那么足的份上,我就勉为其难和你赌一场吧,用什么方式,尽管放马过来,我无所畏惧。” „Very simple.” Evil Dragon hit a sound to refer to happily. “很简单。”恶龙蕾娜高兴的打了个响指。 „Do not make is so complex, we played a finger guessing game to fight it out.” “别弄的那么复杂,我们就猜拳一决胜负好了。” „You bring about own destruction, I start from a birth now, played a finger guessing game has not lost.” I sneer to lift my god's right hand again and again, on the face appear the self-confidence of fan. “你这是自寻死路,我从一出生开始到现在,猜拳还从来没有输过。”我冷笑连连的抬起自己的神之右手,脸上浮现出迷之自信。 „Really pitiful, can't you play the friend who plays a finger guessing game from the birth to the present?” Evil Dragon full is the sympathy looks. “真可怜,你从出生到现在都没有可以玩猜拳的朋友吗？”恶龙蕾娜满是同情的看过来。 „......” And other main body strengths promoted me to punch this goods absolutely, managed her female. “……”等本体实力提升上来了我绝对要揍这货一顿,管她是不是女的。 „Stone scissors arrange/cloth...... good, I won.” “石头剪子布……好,我赢了。” After three seconds, my face looks at own fist scared. 三秒过后,我一脸失魂落魄的看着自己的拳头。 Director, the script is not right, really am I protagonist? The gambling made, should not be makes me realize the dragon knight to vainly hope for that crisp round of FLAG was right? 导演,剧本不对呀,我真是主角吗？刚才的赌约,不应该是让我实现龙骑士梦想爽一发的FLAG才对吗？ „It is not right, this is unfair, your strength compared with me, responded is quicker than me, regardless of I have what you to change promptly, how I possibly won.” I suddenly discovered the blind monk, protested hastily. “不对,这不公平,你的实力比我强,反应比我快,无论我出什么你都能及时变招,我怎么可能赢得了。”我忽然发现了盲僧,连忙抗议道。 „Unexpectedly was discovered by you.” Evil Dragon must re-evaluate my surprised expression of intelligence quotient. “竟然被你发现了。”恶龙蕾娜一副要重新评估我的智商的惊讶表情。 „In brief the result does not calculate.” “总而言之刚才的结果不算。” „Good, I acknowledged that is unfair, without the means that you can shapeshift, average as the matter stands, no, rather your strength becomes compared with me, changing into the situation is unfair to me.” “好吧,我承认是不公平,没办法,你可以变身,这样一来就扯平了,不,倒不如说你的实力变得比我强,换成局势对我不公平了。” „Said very reasonable.” As soon as I pat the palm, being suddenly enlighted, was the time, realized the dream of my dragon knight, shapeshift, COSPLAY bear! “说的很有道理。”我一拍手心,恍然大悟,是时候了,实现我的龙骑士之梦,变身吧,COSPLAY熊！ „!!”( Our advantage is very big, fights to the death) “嘎姆嘎姆！！”(我方优势很大,决一死战吧) „Stone scissors...... the arrange/cloth, was sorry that I won, this little while did not have the words to say.” Evil Dragon cannot bear hold the belly finally, smiles to lie. “石头剪子……布,抱歉我又赢了呢,这会儿没话说了吧。”恶龙蕾娜终于忍不住抱着肚子,笑趴下去。 The COSPLAY bear looks at own bear's paws dull, felt the sorrow from two 12 th century some machine leopard cat. COSPLAY熊呆呆看着自己的熊掌,感受到了来自二十二世纪某机器狸猫的悲哀。 On the Horadric city main road, a rag doll bear of both feet erectness walks in the middle of the crowd, a face I am the mascot moe stupid seems especially noticeable, the Sir is drawing, it is estimated that by bear child army submerging. 赫拉迪克城大路上,一头双足直立的布偶熊行走在人群当中,一脸我是吉祥物的蠢萌显得格外引人瞩目,要不是大人拉着,估计已经被熊孩子大军给淹没了。 What is more noticeable, that star who on its shoulder sit obstruct the solid cape girl, seems like......, the circus troupe combines. 更让人瞩目的是,它肩膀上坐着的那名将自己遮得牢实的斗篷女孩,看起来就像……呃,马戏团组合。 The dragon knight's dream looked like can only wait for the next opportunity to be realized again, you think that I did admit defeat? You think that I was convinced? Told you, no! 龙骑士的梦想看来只能等下一次机会再实现了,你以为我认输了吗？你以为我服气了吗？告诉你,不！ I am paying for the intelligence quotient money owed now, the official view is to pay the intelligence quotient fine for delayed payment. 我现在只是在为智商欠费而买单而已,官方的说法是缴纳智商滞纳金。 While convenient, knew that my person should be many, it is estimated that does not need to wait till tomorrow, „Savior the headline will spread over the entire bar by the mysterious young girl degenerated into mount tamely” and so on, but I did not care, said a moment ago, I regarding the moral integrity success and failure, have nothing to fear now! 顺便,认识我的人应该不少,估计不用等到明天,“救世主被神秘少女驯服沦为坐骑”之类的头条就会传遍整个酒吧了,但是我不在乎,刚才说了,我现在对于节操的得失,已经没什么好怕的了！ beastman is never a slave! 兽人永不为奴！ Werebear is fearless! 熊人无所畏惧！ „, Nana here.” Is walking, Evil Dragon makes me stop, quite longing jumps down from the Hell wrestle bear shoulder, sighing with emotion, if can ride multi- a while to be good again. “喏,娜娜就在这里。”走着走着,恶龙蕾娜让我停下,颇为恋恋不舍的从地狱格斗熊肩膀上一跃而下,感慨着要是能再骑多一会儿就好了。 Is the Hell wrestle bear rather than the COSPLAY bear, the answer is very why simple, I feared that Evil Dragon suddenly robbing to roast eating my chum salmon sword, must know that this goods most like eating the grilled fish, does not know that is who and studies. 为什么是地狱格斗熊而不是COSPLAY熊,答案很简单,我怕恶龙蕾娜冷不防把我的鲑鱼剑给抢走烤了吃,要知道这货可是最喜欢吃烤鱼,也不知道是和谁学的。 „You also felt all right to say!” Cancels shapeshift, I immediately on grief and indignation is pointing at between -meal snack of Evil Dragon arms bags. “你还好意思说！”取消变身,我立刻就悲愤的指着恶龙蕾娜怀里大包小包的零食。 „Led me to circle Horadric city quick, I also think that in, finally unexpectedly was here, yes! This! Son!” “带着我绕了赫拉迪克城快一圈,我还以为是在哪,结果竟然是这儿,是！这！儿！” Right, goes round and round, we retraced the mage tower region, originally only then two ten minutes distances, forcefully by this Evil Dragon young girl referring to circled for three hours. 没错,绕来绕去,我们又绕回了法师塔区域,本来只有二十分钟的路程,硬生生被这恶龙少女给指的绕了三个小时。 Also, actually I am not need certainly to ask Evil Dragon, so long as asked that Zack is prosperous, should be able to inquire that the book whereabout is right. 还有,其实我并不是一定需要问恶龙蕾娜,只要问一下撒克隆,也应该能打听到本子娜的下落才对。 Therefore this time pays for the intelligence quotient money owed injust, cannot draw the lesson next time. 所以说这次为智商欠费买单一点也不冤,下次必须吸取教训。 „I as if heard your good friend to sob, why hate you not to look for her earlier, all these were your mistake.” “我似乎听到了你的好朋友正在哭泣,怨恨你为什么不早点去找她,这一切都是你的错。” „Said that what nonsense, now the time is just appropriate.” Evil Dragon significance unclear said that comes one package of between-meal snack stoppers conveniently. “说什么傻话呀,现在时间刚好合适。”恶龙蕾娜意义不明的这么说了一句,顺手把一包零食塞过来。 „Was little wordy, goes in a bit faster, Nana is waiting in inside.” “少啰嗦了,快点进去吧,娜娜在里面等着呢。” Looks in the share of food, I disagreement/not with Evil Dragon haggle over temporarily, when finished eating then with her preaching rigid theorizing. 看在食物的份上,我暂时不和恶龙蕾娜计较,等吃完了再和她说教说教。 Steps into the mage tower, the Evil Dragon footsteps then fall behind one step, making me advance, one wants to understand slightly, here is not the place that the casual person can come, even if she withstand/top a book good Ji You reputation is not good, must depend on the status of my future Horadric clan crown prince. 踏入法师塔内,恶龙蕾娜的脚步便落后一步,让我先行,稍微一想就明白了,这里可不是什么随随便便的人能来的地方,她就算顶着一个本子娜的好姬友的名头也不行,得靠着我这个未来赫拉迪克族亲王的身份。 Was I used? 难道说我被利用了？ Has gotten back one's composure, I discovered strange place, mage inside the tower, coming and going probably is female mage. 回过神,我又发现了奇怪的地方,法师塔里,来来往往的好像都是女性法师。 „Sorry, gentle princess in inside?” Curious, I block mage to ask. “抱歉,请问娜娜公主在里面吗？”好奇之下,我拦住一名法师问道。 „Originally is every elder.” This going on a trip in a hurry middle-aged woman mage, sees is I, stared blankly later nods with a smile. “原来是凡长老阁下。”这名行色匆匆的中年女性法师,看到是我,愣了一愣之后颔首微笑。 „Gentle princess in inside, waited a bit the moment then to come out.” “娜娜公主殿下就在里面,稍等片刻便可以出来了。” „Ha, but can also wait? I go to look for her directly.” “哈,还要等吗？我直接进去找她吧。” „Inside can be said as our clan most secret laboratory, if your excellency you, goes in does not have the issue.” Has not thought, this mage gave a hand signal of invitation. “里面可以说是我们一族最机密的实验室,不过如果是阁下您的话,进去也没问题。”没有多想,这名法师比了一个请的手势。 Walks starts to speak but hesitates in following, finally was silently with. 走在后面的蕾奥娜欲言又止,最后还是默默跟了上去。 Has gone via the numerous magic gates, can open by this mage magic tally seal enters, truly a feeling of mechanism/organization heavy place, if after is big fee/spent flustered one, we stepped into a big laboratory, the ground wall and even the smallpox as always carved completely the magic trace, although the unclear sleep/felt was severe, but can look that here brought in that laboratory higher-end atmosphere that I went to compared with former Zack absolutely prosperously the scale. 一路经过重重的魔法门,都是靠这名法师的魔法符印才得以打开进入,确实给人一种机关重地的感觉,如是大费周章一番之后,我们踏入了一个大型的实验室,一如既往的地面墙壁乃至天花都刻满了魔法纹路,虽然不明觉厉,但还是能看出来这里绝对比之前撒克隆带我去的那个实验室更高端大气上档次。 Then, in the middle of the experimental devices of innumerable display, I saw book. 然后,在无数罗列的实验器材当中,我看到了本子娜。 —— is floating in cylindrical two meters high glasswares, tender body scarlet fruit. ——在一个圆柱形两米多高的玻璃器皿里漂浮着,娇躯赤果。 „What now runs to treat as not to see?” I had turned head to ask Evil Dragon such a at that time...... “现在跑可以当做什么都没看到吗？”我当时就回过头问了恶龙蕾娜这么一句…… ... 。。。