*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** After merely two days, I start vividly jumped everywhere to stumble, although has not recovered completely, but did not affect me to scurry about, looked for a job to do everywhere. 仅仅两天过后,我就开始生龙活虎的四处蹦跶了,虽然身体还未完全康复,但并不影响我上蹿下跳,到处找事做。 „You did not say that wants the fortnight to restore?” The small fox apricot circle stares, felt the own immature mind received the serious deceit, that pū suo pū fox tail of suo large scale swing, resembles is warning me, if you did not explain that clear prepares to suffer my one to wrap up. “你不是说要十天半月才能恢复吗？”小狐狸杏目圆瞪,感到自己幼小的心灵受到了严重欺骗,那噗嗦噗嗦大幅度摇摆的狐狸尾巴,似在警告我,你要是不解释清楚就准备挨我一记扫尾吧。 „That is the theory situation, the theory!” I am unhurriedly, am confident. “那是理论情况,理论！”我不慌不忙,心里有底。 „You to were say to look, exactly had any actual situation, can make you be ahead of time so many days to jump to stumble to get up.” “那你到是说说看,到底发生了什么实际的情况,能让你提前那么多天蹦跶起来。” „This...... is a long story.” I started the squint, made up demon matter, said for the bystander insufficient. “这个嘛……一言难尽。”我开始斜眼了,补魔这种事,不足为外人道也。 Moreover, there is two, the yellow piece maidservant was needless saying that was a timid maidservant shakes the M attribute obviously, once for a while came a night assault, delivered on own initiative. 而且,还是有两个,黄段子侍女就不用说了,明明是个胆小侍女偏偏又是抖M属性,时不时就来个夜袭,主动送上门来。 For those is clean, although has such fact early, but this maidservant younger sister is actually shy very much, has not inherited her elder sister that shamelessly is not hot-tempered does not know that the customs handed down from the past of sense of honor, usually is to care about Aalto Liya's existence, almost could not find the opportunity and she conducts the deep level the intimacy. 到是卡露洁,虽然早有那样的事实,但这侍女妹妹却害羞得很,一点也没继承她姐姐那没羞没躁不知廉耻的遗风,平日更是顾及阿尔托莉雅的存在,几乎找不到机会和她进行深层次的亲热。 This body pulled out spatially, Aalto Liya makes her come to me to make up the demon directly, is the imperial edict is it may be said that difficult to disobey, how also can only the obedient earth-boring auger go to bed again shy, whatever I bullied, often recalls the clean shy belt/bring timid expression, I thought that this wave does not owe. 这一次身体被掏空,阿尔托莉雅直接就让她过来给我补魔,可谓是王命难违,再怎么害羞也只能乖乖地钻上床来任由我欺负了,每每回忆起卡露洁害羞带怯的表情,我都觉得这波不亏。 Naturally, if can also have the pair child to make up demon such service, that was better, what a pity was a pity, wants to make the Colgate sisters of relational abyss of suffering serve together, the difficulty was not generally big, can perhaps I consider to play again try remnantly? 当然,如果还能有双子补魔这样的服务,那就更好不过了,可惜呀可惜,想让关系水深火热的高露洁姐妹一起侍奉,难度不是一般大,或许我得考虑再将自己玩残试一试？ cough cough, cracks a joke, cannot make Lina they worry again. 咳咳,开玩笑的,不能再让琳娅她们操心了。 „Deceit today does the fox ask you is so a long story?” The small fox got angry, must use the violence shortly, I hastily to passing by the ni pā knight sends out the praying for rescue vision. “欺骗本天狐就叫你如此一言难尽？”小狐狸怒了,眼看就要使用暴力,我连忙向路过的咪啪骑士发出求救目光。 „Lucia, is actually this, rapidness that your highness restores, depends entirely on the secret method of our elf clan.” This black belly sly ni pā, significance unclear smiles, making me cough again and again. “露西亚,其实是这样的,殿下恢复的那么快,全靠我们精灵族的秘密手段。”这腹黑狡猾的咪啪,意义不明的轻轻一笑,让我连连咳嗽。 The Colgate sisters make up the demon the ability, should conceal the truth with for 12 knight inheritance the eyes of ni pā knight, but you cannot tell the facts feed! 高露洁姐妹补魔的能力,应该瞒不过同为十二骑士传承者的咪啪骑士的双眼,但是你也不能实话实说呀喂！ „What secret method?” The small fox was curious. “什么样的秘密手段？”小狐狸好奇了。 „This......” does not attend to me hitting the meaningful glance again and again, the ni pā knight opens the mouth: „Is the salad of our elf clan dense system, selecting several types is rare difficult to seek, makes after the precious material that special training can grow up, has the mysterious restoration curative effect.” “这个嘛……”不顾我连连打眼色,咪啪骑士还是开了口:“是我们精灵族密制的沙拉,精选几种稀世难寻,经过特殊培养才能长大的珍贵材料制成,具有神奇的恢复疗效。” „A your such saying, I recorded probably, indeed had hear of Aalto Liya to say.” The small fox reveals color suddenly, I also relax, what originally said is this. “你这么一说,我好像记起来了,的确是有听阿尔托莉雅说过。”小狐狸露出恍然之色,我也松了一口气,原来说的是这个呀。 The ni pā knight indeed has not deceived people, has such a specially-made salad, initially I was taught( sea) practices( oppressively) the time by the young Junior Sister, my king gave me to eat such salad, can, in small Junior Sister fist superman taught to insist especially. 咪啪骑士的确没有骗人,是有这么一种特制的沙拉,当初我被小师妹训(海)练(虐)的时候,吾王就是将这样的沙拉给了我吃,才能在小师妹一拳超人式的特训中坚持过来。 „But, why this matter, became to your bastard mouth will be a long story, certainly also has other things to hide the truth from me is right.” This thinks that has flickered successfully, has not thought that the small fox complexion changes, again ominous stares. “但是,为什么这种事情,到了你这坏蛋口中会变得一言难尽,一定是还有其他事情瞒着我对吧。”本以为已经忽悠成功,没想到小狐狸脸色一变,再次凶巴巴的瞪过来。 „I feared you know and others said that particularly the crystal......” I think quickly in emergencies, so explained, what by chance was the sound of crystal passes on immediately. “我只是怕你知道了和别人说,尤其是水晶……”我急中生智,这般解释,恰巧的是水晶的声音立刻传了过来。 „Crystal heard you probably in the thing that the discussion eats, the pet owner is hiding delicious what doesn't give the crystal? Really is the big bastard pet owner, why can make such cruel matter, the crystal where makes the mistake?” “水晶好像听到了你们在讨论吃的东西,难道说饲主藏着什么好吃的不给水晶？真是个大坏蛋饲主,为什么要做出这么残忍的事情,水晶哪里做错了？” Sees only crystal dragon that moe stupid moe stupid, shouted one to clash from some corner, is being one seizes to hug to my front surface. 只见蠢萌蠢萌的水晶龙,呼咻一声从某个拐角里冲过来,对着我迎面就是一个擒抱。 „Stupid dragon goes away, cannot mother damage man.” Without I had responded, Qi from the back follows, to extend the foot to pull up, the crystal fell full of admiration. “笨龙滚开,不许伤害妈妈的男人。”没等我有所反应,琪露诺从背后跟上,伸脚一撩,水晶就摔了给五体投地。 Claps, Qi takes undeserved credit collects: „Mother's man, Qi gave you to solve one greatly troublesome, called a bit faster mother as the reward.” 拍拍手,琪露诺邀功的凑上来:“妈妈的男人,琪露诺给你解决了一件大麻烦,作为奖励快点把妈妈叫出来。” „Gave up any idea of, the crystal is not greatly troublesome.” The crystal throws again, both rolls with Qi, wrestled one group. “休想,水晶才不是什么大麻烦。”水晶再次扑上,和琪露诺双双滚地,扭打成了一团。 Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” No matter how said, this two fool daughter is breaks through to me. 不管怎么说,这两个笨蛋女儿算是给我解了围。 „Hey, what do you later have to plan?” The small fox opens the mouth to ask, she fondly remembered initially with this bastard two people together wanderer Hell world that glorious memory, un, without some luminophor were better. “喂,你之后有什么打算吗？”小狐狸又开口问道,她还是蛮怀念当初和这坏蛋两个人一起闯荡地狱世界那段美好回忆,嗯,如果没有某只发光体就更好了。 If possible...... 如果可以的话…… „This, first waited for the body to restore to say in brief again, fed anything to feed, must call dear.” “这个呀,总之先等身体恢复了再说吧,还有喂什么喂,要叫亲爱的。” „Arriving beautiful that your bastard thinks, waits again for 10,000 years.” The small fox made an ugly face to me ruthlessly, immediately face ruddy curls the lip lightly snort/hum. “你这坏蛋想的到美,再等一万年吧。”小狐狸冲我狠狠做了一个鬼脸,随即脸红扑扑的撇嘴轻哼一声。 „I after saying and other recovered, no plan? Really can eat to wait for death in Holy See mountain mixed?” “我就是在说等你身体恢复了以后,就没什么打算吗？真的要在教廷山混吃等死吗？” „Looked at you saying that probably I will whenever there is time be loaf to stroll take a stroll everywhere, did I recently have idly? You feel your conscience to ask, or makes me touch also good.” “瞧你说的,好像我一有时间就在偷懒闲逛四处溜达似的,我最近有清闲过吗？你摸着自己的良心问一问,或者让我摸也行。” Avoids the small fox to shame the small fist of anger quick-wittedly, I am pulling the finger headage a number, suddenly discovered, these days passes seems like to imagine must compel painstakingly. 机智避开小狐狸羞怒的小拳头,我自个扳着手指头数了一数,忽然发现,这段时间过得貌似比自己想象中的还要苦逼。 All because of this martial arts contest congress, this thinks own this judge long buys the soy sauce, can sit in the auditorium smiles to look that the flower blossoms to fall cloud stretch/leisurely cloud scroll, to take vacation the general leisurely and carefree mentality to appreciate the grand feast of this martial arts contest congress. 全都是因为这个比武大会,本以为自己这个评委长只是打酱油的,可以坐在观众席上笑看花开花落云舒云卷,以度假一般悠闲的心态欣赏这场比武大会的盛宴。 Finally, was first sent Third World to do odd jobs, this, oneself did to register in the domain group afterward, killed the semi-final, the result and Tiya hits( show) in the arena one( graciousness)( love), finally admitted defeat to end by oneself. 结果呢,先是被派去第三世界打杂,这也就罢了,后来自己作死在领域组里报名,一路杀到小组赛,结果和蒂亚在擂台上打(秀)了一(恩)架(爱),最后以自己认输落幕。 Then, handles the Hell world the four-nation tournament as well as world strength of group competition, cannot be idle, first acts as the referee, then responded my king summon in the world intermediate match group, hit( show) by Saint moon/month virtue Wolf shapeshift with my king one( graciousness)( love). 接下来呢,操办地狱世界这边的四强赛以及世界之力组比赛,也没能清闲下来,先是充当裁判,然后在世界中级赛组响应吾王召唤,以圣月贤狼变身又和吾王打(秀)了一(恩)架(爱)。 This thinks that this finished, without thinking after world peak last showdown, Rick Boss master walked to fight, good, hit hits, I would have no to fear Barbarian, result have turned into the three parties chaotic war finally, the skeleton big dragon also mixed a foot, and ultimately was completing the double play, both beat me and Rick. 本以为这就是结束,没想到在世界巅峰的最后一场对决过后,乌瑞克老大爷又找上门来打架了,好吧,打就打,我就没怕过野蛮人,结果这场架最后变成了三方乱战,骸骨巨龙也掺和了一脚,并在最后完成了双杀,将我和乌瑞克双双击败。 I must acknowledge, the reason that oneself are defeated is because does, otherwise which time wasn't and skeleton big dragon hits to decide the victory and defeat for several days and several nights? Although loses finally. 我得承认,自己落败的原因是因为作死,否则的话哪次不是和骸骨巨龙打个几天几夜才分出胜负？虽然结果还是输。 Such a thinks, my complexion was a little miserable, how to look right and left, this martial arts contest congress did become busiest one? Not only stops must be responsible for working secretly, but must on the arena fight personally, moreover stretches across three match groups, gave package of circles, have you seen like this versatile doing odd jobs elder? 这么一想,我的脸色就有点凄苦了,怎么左看右看,这次比武大会自己成了最忙的一个了？不单止要负责幕后工作,还得上擂台亲自战斗,而且是横跨三个赛组,台前幕后都给包圆了,你们见过这样的全能型打杂长老么？ Good good good, living of doing odd jobs and has to do, the laborious matter were also many, I do not want is too many for this complaint, the issue is, I suddenly discovered fact that compels painstakingly. 好吧好吧好吧,打杂的活又不是没做过,辛苦的事情也多了去,我并不想为这一次抱怨太多,问题是,我忽然发现一个更苦逼的事实。 My this solemn Savior, participates in( words that three match groups complete boundary also calculated) the competition, has not taken unexpectedly, even if first. 我这个堂堂的救世主,参加了三个赛组(圆满之境也算的话)的比赛,竟然没拿下哪怕一个第一名。 The domain match group, thinks the control of main body to ten thousand laws is inferior to Tiya, chose admitting defeat, this I take, does not have any dispute. 领域赛组,自认为本体对万法之阵的操控不如蒂亚,选择了认输,这个我服,没有任何争议。 The world intermediate match group, Saint moon/month virtue Wolf fights Aalto Liya, although has not put out the final moonlight butterfly shape, but Aalto Liya is not full power the condition, therefore this I also take. 世界中级赛组,圣月贤狼大战阿尔托莉雅,虽然没拿出最终的月光蝶形态,但是阿尔托莉雅也不是全力状态呀,所以这个我也服。 Last, is enters the match group randomly, the COSPLAY bear fights Rick to fight the skeleton big dragon, the tripartite chaos fight, the strength of skeleton big dragon without a doubt compared with me and in Rick many, still I do not have to defeat its victory achievement one time, therefore this fights being sincerely convinced that I also lose. 最后一场,算是乱入赛组,COSPLAY熊大战乌瑞克大战骸骨巨龙,三方大乱斗,骸骨巨龙的实力毋庸置疑要比我和乌瑞克强上不少,至今我还没有一次战胜它的胜绩,所以这场战斗我也输的心服口服。 Does not encounter what unfair treatment, being well-founded that each match group loses , because of this, instead makes me feel that the sadness of fruit, I rather was taken by surprise unfair or, but with first just misses, this will instead feel better at heart. 并不是遭遇了什么不公平的待遇,每一个赛组都输的有理有据,正是因为这样,反而更让我感到蛋蛋的忧伤,我宁愿是遭遇了不公或是意外而与第一失之交臂,这样反而心里会好过一些。 Proceeds to recall again, the martial arts contest congress that initially Angel held, fought a decisive battle I is also defeated by the master brother finally, took second. 再往前回溯,当初天使举办的比武大会,最后的决战我也是被大师兄打败,拿了个第二名。 My this whole life and first are two parallel lines, will never possibly have happening together? Or similar martial arts contest congress such activities and inborn five lines repel one another, caret-shaped doesn't gather? 难道说,我这辈子和第一名就是两条平行线,永远都不可能有交集？或者说类似比武大会这样的活动和自己天生五行相克,八字不合？ The heart good pain, making me first die with! Words that such a thinks, I felt that I compared that Uncle Paladin also to painstakingly, the first martial arts contest congress compared with miserable king unexpectedly was Druid? 心好痛,让我拿个第一会死啊！这么一想的话,我感觉自己都比那个圣骑士大叔还要苦了,难道第一届比武大会的比惨王竟然是本德鲁伊？ „Hey, how your bastard was, one startled one for the first time, how to be saying was saying showed the expression that wants to cry?” The small hand of small fox rocks in me at present unceasingly, pulls back from the sorrowful recollection me. “喂喂喂,你这坏蛋是怎么了,一惊一乍的,怎么说着说着就露出一副想哭的表情？”小狐狸的小手在我眼前不断晃动,将我从悲哀的回忆中拉了回来。 „I think...... I had not taken probably first, sadness......” “我只是想到……我好像还没拿过第一,不由的就悲从中来……” „The words that hahahaha, such a thinks probably indeed are such matter.” The small fox also responded . Moreover the very mindless crispness smiled to make noise. “哈哈哈哈,这么一想的话好像的确是这么回事。”小狐狸也反应过来了,而且很没心没肺的脆笑出声。 „Never expected that you are this day fox, we bid good-bye.” I die by heartbreak, give up to turn around, the preparation leaves, leaves behind a back of lonely vicissitudes to the people. “没想到你是这种天狐,我们分手吧。”我伤心欲绝,罢手转身,准备离开,给众人留下一个孤独沧桑的背影。 „Slow, the issue you have not replied probably.” The small fox does not eat this set, tail one volume drew me forcefully. “慢着,刚才的问题你好像还没回答吧。”小狐狸不吃这一套,尾巴一卷就把我强行拉了回去。 Really related was too ripe, the difficulty of flickering will also increase doubled and re-doubled. 啧,果然关系太熟了,忽悠的难度也会成倍增加。 „It‘s nothing, I planned that and other martial arts contest congresses completely ended, after body good, leaves outside.” “没什么,我打算等比武大会彻底结束,身体好了之后,出外面一趟。” „What makes? experience is right?” At present the small fox a bright, attractive fox big tail swings even more frequent fast, looks like the puppy that is big and hungry to see the dog grain. “去做什么？历练对么？”小狐狸眼前一亮,漂亮的狐狸大尾巴摇摆的越发频繁快速,就像是饥肠辘辘的小狗看到了狗粮。 „It can be said that can also say is not, between both has the subtle difference also not totally to be but different, but must say that what something in common is also actually hard with the language......” “可以说是,也可以说不是,两者之间有微妙的区别但也并非完全不同,但是非要说有什么共同之处却也难以用语言表达出来……” „Yes, but also is?” The small fox however smiles smartly, the corners of the mouth reveal a pair of sharp canine tooth. “是,还是不是？”小狐狸俏然一笑,嘴角露出一对锋利虎牙。 „Was sorry that I made a mistake, is actually planned that makes money.” I admit mistakes immediately, should instigate must recognize instigated, is can restrain to make one of the dead character methods few. “抱歉我错了,其实是打算去赚点钱。”我立刻低头认错了,该怂的时候必须认怂,是自己为数不多可以克制作死性格的手段之一。 „Makes money?” “赚点钱？” „Yes, has not gone out for a long time experience, the purse...... the feeling was a little shrivelled.” I pull out a small purse, carried carrying, the wrinkled face say/way. “是啊,好久没有外出历练,钱袋子……感觉有点瘪了。”我掏出一个小钱袋,拎了拎,苦脸道。 „For those not incomprehensible.” Knows that my side has a spirit saintess who uses diamond as between -meal snack, the small fox throws to sympathize with the vision. “到不是不能理解。”知道我身边有个以钻石为零食的幽灵圣女,小狐狸投来同情目光。 „Therefore , I think a person happy makes small ground and soaked black beans.” “所以说,我想一个人愉快的去赚点小钱钱。” Many years of elderly married couples, the thoughts of small fox I possibly cannot understand, but she wants to go out experience, looks for the powerful enemy, but my words, the main purpose is to make small ground and soaked black beans, brushes a gem, the goal is different, the route of choice is also naturally different , if she and I goes together, the money of brushing must divide equally, some people may say, since were elderly married couples, but why was also the minute/share so clear? 多年的老夫老妻,小狐狸的心思我怎么可能看不懂,只不过她是想出去历练,寻找强大的敌人,而我的话,主要目的是赚点小钱钱,也就是多刷点宝石,目标不同,选择的路线自然也不尽相同,还有一个,要是她和我一起去,刷的钱还得平分,有人或许会说既然是老夫老妻了,还分那么清干嘛？ However......, but...... my face cannot lag behind, the small fox also acted obviously together, is been alone by oneself all gems, how can this be passable? The men, is a such pitiful lifeform, their main bodies mainly comprised of the navel next three cuns (2.5 cm) thing and facial skin surface layer. 但是……但是……我的面子拉不下呀,明明小狐狸也一起行动了,却由自己独得所有宝石,这怎么能说得过去？男人啊,就是这么一种可悲的生物,他们的本体主要是由脐下三寸之物以及脸皮表层组成。 Therefore this time can only with her say that was sorry, if Ok, how I am willing not to take this delicious attractive small day fox, experience, while drinks to the dregs lucky in love? 所以说这次只能和她说一声抱歉了,如果可以,我又怎么舍得不带上这只可口诱人的小天狐,一边历练,一边享尽艳福呢？ „Snort, today the fox is not rare, your one person chews well goes lonely.” This thinks that this small fox will be angry, never expected that her elegant face casts aside, then arrogant flung fox tail to get out of the way, although eyebrow corner/horn wiped unable to conceal anybody disappointedly. “哼,本天狐才不稀罕呢,你就一个人好好嘴嚼孤独去吧。”本以为这只小狐狸会生气,没想到她俏脸一撇,便高傲的甩着狐狸尾巴走开了,虽然眉角的一抹失望隐瞒不了任何人。 Is well clear with the small fox explanation, she is very reasonable, occasionally. 好好和小狐狸解释清楚,她还是挺讲道理的嘛,偶尔。 „Also spoke my malicious remarks in the back!” The result small fox wheels around and strikes at the pursuer, I cannot evade her tail to sweep finally, hold the belly to drop down deeply grieved. “又在背后说我坏话了是吧！”结果小狐狸杀了个回马枪,我最终还是没能躲过她的尾巴一扫,抱着肚子惨痛倒下。 „Your highness, your highness......” falls to the ground to sway back and forth, the cheek was held soft, looking up, is Julie kisses/intimate, squats gently on the ground is taking a look at me. “殿下,殿下……”倒地打滚的时候,脸蛋被柔软的捅了捅,抬头一看,是尤丽叶亲,蹲在地上温柔的打量着我。 ahh, is given the cure by her blurry soft smile immediately. 啊啊啊,立刻就被她的迷糊柔软笑容给治愈了。 „Julie kisses/intimate, how?” “尤丽叶亲,怎么了？” „Julie, can help your highness, makes money?” “尤丽叶,可以帮殿下,赚钱吗？” „This......” never expected that Julie perceived the words, and remembered. “这……”没想到尤丽叶把刚才的话都听进去了,而且记牢了。 „...... Has not used, can I alone enough, how trouble Julie to kiss?” I supplement one, Julie kisses/intimate, so long as completes to cure my mind the mascot, is to I biggest help. “还……还是不用了,我一个人就够了,怎么能麻烦尤丽叶亲呢？”我心里补充一句,尤丽叶亲只要做好治愈我的心灵的吉祥物,就是对我最大的帮助。 „Julie, listens to your highness.” The blurry knight who a face loses, lowers the head. “尤丽叶,听殿下的。”一脸失落的迷糊骑士,低下了头。 „Disturbs.” At this time, the bright smile of ni pā knight appeared suddenly: „According to the reliable confirmation, has Julie, can increase the gem the peeling off rate/lead.” “打扰一下。”这时候,咪啪骑士的灿烂笑颜忽然出现:“据可靠的验证,有尤丽叶在,可以增加宝石的爆落率哦。” „Un?” My ear vertical stroke, pretends not to care: „Nonsensical talk, said that whose luck is good, the drop rate is high, I believe that but how possibly to have independent increases a something drop rate the luck to exist?” “嗯？”我耳朵一竖,装作不在意:“无稽之谈,说谁的运气好,爆率高,我信,但怎么可能有单独增加某一种东西爆率的运气存在呢？” „It seems like I the credit in your highness mind am not high, then Julie you ought to believe that Julie, told your highness, have you peeled off the gem on ordinary Fallen?” “看来我在殿下心目中的信用不高呢,那么尤丽叶你总该相信了吧,尤丽叶,告诉殿下,你在普通沉沦魔身上爆落过宝石吗？” „......” This issue is quite high to the Julie obvious difficulty, she recalled the period of time very much, shakes the head. “……”这个问题对尤丽叶显然难度颇高,她很是回忆了一阵子,才摇摇头。 I said that I have with Julie kiss the group the team, do not want to deceive me. 我就说嘛,我又不是没有和尤丽叶亲组过队,你别想骗我。 „Very difficult, 100, only then two will peel off the gem.” “很难的,一百个,只有一两个会爆落宝石。” „We marry!” “我们结婚吧！” ... 。。。