*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** When I return to the arena time, the complexion thin and pale several points, the posture of walking somewhat has bent the waist humpbacked. 等我回到擂台的时候,脸色已经憔悴了好几分,走路的姿势都有些弯腰驼背。 How to does not go back the later Lilith to feel embarrassed me, this time event she to has not blamed to me on, but the complaint small black coal gave her to lose face, then oneself were mad their, what finally was finally hapless was I, was hemophagiaed ruthlessly, now the leg is somewhat soft. 到不是回去以后莉莉斯怎么为难我,这次的事件她到是没怪到我头上,只是一个劲的埋怨小黑炭给她丢人了,然后自个生自个的气,结果最后倒霉的还是我,被狠狠吸血了,现在腿有些软。 No matter what is good, can under comforting Lilith, to me be very good result. 不管怎么样都好,能安抚下莉莉斯,对我来说已经是非常不错的结果了。 „Big Brother Wu, Lilith how?” I come back, Lina then goes forward concerned asking, has not discussed the condition with me immediately, but first asked Lilith, it seems like that the Lina girls of our family/home also liked practicing favoritism. “吴大哥,莉莉斯怎么样了？”我一回来,琳娅便上前关切的问道,没有立刻和我商量刚才的状况而是先问莉莉斯,看来我们家的琳娅小妮子也爱徇私呀。 „All right, in the time in usually not presenting appears, is somewhat tired, has rested, don't worry.” I comfort Lina one, asked the situation in arena on own initiative, several million audience, although overwhelming majorities looked at the projection that side First World, it is estimated that also made many troubles, particularly that side First World, facing the doubts of innumerable audience, Akara and Lehne will be unbearable. “没事,就是在不是平时出现的时间里出现,身体有些疲惫,已经休息了,不用担心。”我宽慰琳娅一句,主动问起擂台的情况,数百万观众,虽然绝大多数都在第一世界那边看投影,估计也闹出了不少乱子吧,尤其是第一世界那边,面对无数观众的疑惑,阿卡拉和莱娜可能会够呛。 „Arena situation how, did the audience have to make?” “擂台情况怎么样了,观众有闹起来吗？” „Arrived does not have, thinks must spend a time to explain, without thinking of everyone accepted very much easily, the First World that side feared that should unable to miss many.” Lina hears word, unfolds the face to smile, the relaxed smile of the heart, and did not seem like saying the comfort words appearance to me. “到是没有,原本以为要花费一番功夫解释,没想到大家很容易就接受了,第一世界那边怕是应该也差不了多少。”琳娅闻言,展颜一笑,发自内心的轻松笑容,并不像是在对我说安慰话的样子。 „Really? Why?” I do not understand, when did this group of bastards become that speak well? This is unscientific. “真的？为什么？”我就不懂了,什么时候这群混蛋变得那么好说话了？这不科学。 „Probably because of Big Brother Wu your relations.” “大概是因为吴大哥你的关系吧。” „I?” I am blurrier, to hide air/Qi of more than ten years of Overlord to appear finally? “我？”我更加迷糊,难道说隐藏了十多年的王霸之气终于露头了？ „Right, because Big Brother Wu always erupts once for a while, as well as after shapeshift , the strength increases, feared that because of this, erupts regarding Big Brother Wu your daughter in this case suddenly, as if also accepted naturally.” “对呀,因为吴大哥总是时不时爆发,以及变身后实力大增,怕是因为这个,对于吴大哥你的女儿在这种情况下忽然爆发,似乎也理所当然的接受了。” I open mouth the long time, could not say a few words, in the heart has fluttered the innumerable lying troughs. 我张嘴半晌,说不出一句话,心内飘过无数个卧槽。 Is this also good?! Explodes plants such setting also to depend on the heredity? No, wait/etc, the small black coal is not my biological daughter everyone should know that I had turned into that fellows, so long as close to be infected certain attribute hypotheses with it? Because oneself like exploding plants love shapeshift to like playing dumb to like wearing the cape to love COSPLAY even if person did have this situation still to turn into the natural matter? 这样也行？！爆种这样的设定也能靠遗传？不,等等,小黑炭并不是我的亲生女儿大家都应该知道吧,难道说我已经变成了那种只要和其靠近就会被传染某些属性设定的家伙？因为自己爱爆种爱变身爱犯傻爱穿斗篷爱COSPLAY所以就算身边的人出现这种情况也变成了理所当然的事情？ Probably indeed is, for example after Tiya that mysterious cape female dresses up was exposed the status, no one toward the cape on complains, un............ is this good deed? 好像的确是,比如说蒂亚那一身神秘斗篷女打扮被暴露身份以后,就没人往斗篷上吐槽,嗯……呃……这算是好事吗？ At this moment, my mood is quite subtle. 此时此刻,我的心情相当微妙。 „This was lucky Grandma Akara usually vigorously propagandizes Big Brother Wu to the people your deeds, therefore everyone was unalarmed by strange sights.” The Lina girl explained one, did not know to remember anything, pursed the lips titter one after next. “这都是多亏了阿卡拉奶奶平时大力向民众宣传吴大哥你的事迹,所以大家才见怪不怪了。”琳娅小妮子这么解释一句,不知道想起什么,抿嘴偷笑了一下下。 „, Your this girl, remembered Grandma Akara a moment ago absolutely to the daily dirty business that I publicize is right.” My keen sixth sense got a sudden inspiration, looked through the syrup smile of Lina. “啊,你这小妮子,刚才绝对是想起了阿卡拉奶奶给我宣扬的日常糗事对吧。”我敏锐的第六感灵机一动,看破了琳娅的蜜汁微笑。 „Sorry, indeed remembered.” Lina does not endure, smiles to make noise. “抱歉,的确是想起了其中一件。”琳娅不忍了,笑出声。 Actually also acknowledged naturally! My household head dignity where?! 竟然还大大方方的承认了！我的一家之主威严何在？！ Stared Lina girl one eyes, now is not the time, after going back, by the evening looked that serves for the husband non- family discipline, punishes your breast quantity underhanded little wife with the method that various types cannot be described. 瞪了琳娅小妮子一眼,现在不是时候,回去以后,到了晚上看为夫不家法伺候,用各种不可描述的方法惩罚你这个乳量下作的小人妻。 „Right, that competition how, did you how solve a moment ago?” I then remembered also Barbarian, accuracy said, stupor past wild Barbarian needs to process , him simply how threw to feed Fallen? “对了,刚才那场比赛怎么样,你们怎么解决？”我这才又想起还有一个野蛮人,准确的说,还有一个昏迷过去的野生野蛮人需要处理,啧,干脆把他扔出去喂沉沦魔怎么样？ When on the small black coal presents the blood fog, I have detected the clue, when the small black coal hits thoroughly Whirlwind, I had looked that Lilith must appear, can go forward to interrupt the competition immediately. 在小黑炭身上出现血雾的时候,我就已经察觉到端倪,在小黑炭彻底将旋风撞开的时候,我就已经看出来莉莉斯要出现,可以立刻上前中断比赛了。 Why as for wants, when Barbarian was knocked down prevented Lilith in the past, do you guess? 至于为什么要等到野蛮人被打晕过去才阻止莉莉斯,你猜？ „This.” Lina winked the smart-alecky charming sky blue eye pupil: „I and paternal grandmother have not solved.” “这个嘛。”琳娅眨了眨俏皮迷人的天蓝色眼眸:“我和奶奶还没有解决哦。” „Ha? What do you mean.” “哈？什么意思。” „In other words, we have not announced the result of the competition, Lehne is not, Big Brother Wu is the highest head of this martial arts contest congress, not?” “也就是说,我们还没有宣布比赛结果,莱娜不在,吴大哥才是这次比武大会的最高负责人,不是吗？” „What? Judge long unexpectedly only under Lehne this top official?” My face is more shocking, the judge steadily is not a doing odd jobs position, I study to be short of you do not deceive me. “什么？评委长竟然只在莱娜这个总负责人之下？”我更加一脸震惊,评委长不是个打杂的职位么,我读书少你不要骗我。 „Does not believe yourself to ask Lehne , you now simultaneously is a referee.” “不信你自己去问莱娜,还有,你现在同时又是裁判。” „Wait, you have the words to speak frankly, do not beat around the bush with me, is not does not know that I am stupid.” I compared with a suspension hand signal. “等等,你有话直说,别和我拐弯抹角,又不是不知道我笨。”我比了一个暂停手势。 „I meant, result of competition, but must wait for Big Brother Wu to judge that is official.” “我的意思是说,比赛的结果,还要等吴大哥来宣判才算正式。” „So that's how it is, I came back in? However I am not clear, were these audience so when good to speak?” “原来如此,是在等我回来吗？但是我不明白,那些观众什么时候那么好说话了？” I am a little ignorant, today's defiant people style was not a little right, places the past, these patient fellow has not chatted the banquet immediately same place, ate and drank extravagantly, kicks up a fuss, how is the stature so easily comforted now? 我有点懵,今天的刁民们画风有点不对,放在往日,这些没耐心的家伙可是会立刻原地大摆宴席,大吃大喝,大吵大闹,怎么今个儿如此轻易被安抚了？ „Because feared that everyone and others the exasperation, the paternal grandmother sang and jumps in the arena, stopped a moment ago.” “因为怕大家等的不耐烦,奶奶在擂台上又唱又跳,刚才才停下来。” I understand immediately. 我立刻懂了。 Nothing is the matter that a dance double Ji sang unable to solve, if present, that made her dance again. 没有什么是一个歌舞双姬唱歌解决不了的事情,如果有,那就再让她跳舞。 Perhaps henceforth, the Dark Continent style will step onto the ultra space and time fort 【】 This road of no return, poisoned to the audience daily, saves the setting of the world soon to become the reality by the singing sound, naturally, protagonist definitely must be I, should Rafel, play the former formidable role in hot blooded cartoon? What excelled is the flatter Class dying sword...... not, is the flatter Class dying microphone. protagonist is the dragon knight large-scale dance acrobatic performance group family background, various side god beast team member, the father is the former regimental commander, betrayed the organization to turn to Lesser Evil. 或许从此,暗黑大陆的画风就会走上超时空要塞【哔哔哔】这条不归路了,天天给观众投毒,靠歌声拯救世界的设定即将成为现实,当然,主角肯定还得是我,拉斐尔嘛,应该充当热血漫画里的前任勇者角色？擅长的是阿班绝命剑……哦不,是阿班绝命麦克风。主角是龙骑士大型歌舞杂技表演团出身,身边各种神兽队友,父亲是前任团长,背叛了组织投靠魔王。 Feels this script possible appearance! 感觉这个剧本有戏的样子！ Shakes the head, throws the back of the head these strange thoughts entirely, first solves the present problem, since Lina and Rafel gave me the pot, my pushing someone take on a difficult job carries. 摇了摇头,将这些奇怪的念头统统扔到后脑勺,还是先解决眼下的问题吧,既然琳娅和拉斐尔将锅递给了我,我就勉为其难背一下。 Returns to the arena again, because Rafel's dancing comforts the audience, but likely the clever children generally are peaceful the waiting, burst with joy finally. 再次回到擂台上,因为拉斐尔的歌舞表演安抚而像乖孩子们一般安静等待的观众,终于沸腾了。 „Finally, announced the result a bit faster!” This crowd of person impatient loudness of create a disturbance saying that to is no one asked why the small black coal will explode plants, successful that very it seems like Lina they explained that or successful of very Akara propaganda. “结果,快点宣布结果！”这群人迫不及待的大声起哄道,到是没有人问小黑炭为什么会爆种,看来琳娅她们解释的很成功,或者说阿卡拉宣传的很成功。 Right, that Barbarian? 对了,那名野蛮人呢？ I turn the head to look, discovered he is still lying down in the pit, what's the matter, my went to a sales commission the difference not mostly hour, this big fellow is still breaking down, extended the helping hands on no one? Because even if the result of the competition does not have the relations of announcement, cannot lift outside the arena it, that at least still fishes...... then to tie hands to close from the pit him gives everyone to surround in the prisoner's cage, this positive synergy. 我转头一看,发现他还在坑里躺着,怎么回事,我这一去一回用了差不多半个小时,这大块头怎么还在趴窝,难道就没有人伸一下援助之手？就算因为比赛结果没有公布的关系,不能将其抬出擂台之外,那至少也将他从坑里捞出来……然后五花大绑关在囚笼里给大家围观,这才是正能量呀。 I looked at the Lina girl and Rafel secretly, pondered over Rafel to mount the stage to sing and jump at heart a moment ago is so long, stupor past Barbarian in the pit regarded the air obstinately? How many feet even possibly has stepped from him accidentally? 我偷偷瞄了眼琳娅小妮子和拉斐尔,心里琢磨着难道说刚才拉斐尔上台又唱又跳那么久,愣是把坑里昏迷过去的野蛮人当成了空气？甚至可能无意中从他身上踩过几脚？ If yes, I can only say that —— does attractively. 如果是,我只能说——干得漂亮。 Arrives at the pit, uncomfortable occupying a commanding position looked at Barbarian one, I jump to carry him, goes to the arena center, first shouted several palms of the hand toward his face on, sees his stupor fierce, does not wake, therefore loses the patience, simple, when raises his arm high. 走到坑边,不爽的居高临下看了野蛮人一眼,我才跳下去将他拎起来,来到擂台中心,先往他脸上呼了几巴掌,见他昏迷的厉害,醒不过来,于是失去耐心,干脆了当将他的手臂高高举起。 „Now, I announced.” Observes the situation an all audience, sees them to stop noisily, strongly comes the vision, I said loudly. “现在,我宣布。”环视一眼所有观众,见他们停下吵闹,将目光集中过来,我才紧接着大声说道。 „Barbarian ——” A'le, this goods names, I look to read the player list , calls Dilof, called Steve simply, I thought that you had the pile block talent very much. “野蛮人——”阿勒,这货叫什么名字来着,我找找看选手名单,哦,是叫史蒂洛夫,干脆叫史蒂夫吧,我觉得你很有堆方块的天赋。 „Dilof player —— wins! Let us congratulate Dilof player to win the false domain group championship by the most warm applause!” The words saying, the hand slides, in I lift up high Barbarian that under the support of arm the stupor is standing bang surface to blossom toward the land face , I am not intentionally. “史蒂洛夫选手——获胜！让我们以最热烈的掌声恭喜史蒂洛夫选手获得伪领域组冠军！”话说完,手一滑,在我高举着手臂的支撑下昏迷站立的野蛮人砰一声面朝大地脸庞开花,哦呀哦呀,我不是故意的。 Audience in an uproar, this thinks that will have many people to express the question to this result, I also think that various explanations, without thinking of everyone to questioning the interest of winner is not big, as if in their mind who loses who wins does not have the issue. 观众一阵哗然,本以为会有很多人对这个结果表示质疑,我还想好了各种解释,没想到大家对质疑获胜者的兴趣不大,似乎在他们心目中谁输谁赢都没问题。 The topic that everyone present discusses is, should the later each martial arts contest congress let present fool Savior —— again including his family member, continued to register. 大家现在讨论的话题是,以后的每一届比武大会应不应该再让眼前的蠢蛋救世主——包括他的家人在内,继续报名了。 Without the means that the family is not an average person, you have a look at present fool Druid, the main body is the domain level, the strength that shows actually does not seem like the domain powerhouse completely, her Horadric clan princess wife is also. 没办法,这一家子就不是普通人呀,你看看眼前的蠢蛋德鲁伊,本体是领域级的,表现出来的实力却完全不像是领域强者,还有她的赫拉迪克族公主妻子也是。 Now, many a daughter Lilith, at crucial moments also displayed the ultra specification to surpass the false domain rank the strength. 现在,又多了一个女儿莉莉斯,在关键时刻也表现出了超规格超过伪领域级别的实力。 The family is actually disturbs, is gives the player and audience add to stop up, we only want to favor each competition peacefully, does not need to take the trouble, is not willing to burn the brain, does not want always frightened one startled one for the first time, strongly requests some pleasant surprises, are many some repertoires. 这一家子其实是来捣乱的吧,是来给选手和观众添堵的吧,我们只想安安静静的看好每一场比赛,不用费神,不愿烧脑,更不想老是被吓的一惊一乍,强烈要求少一些惊喜,多一些套路。 Naturally, the sound of opposition are also many, these people like the stimulation without doubt, how Savior can't go on stage? Others defer to the normal flow, participates in the competition in the rule, has a good time together with the people, when Savior status linked the most basic right not to have on the contrary, you looked how many pleasant surprises his family brought to the audience, how to drop, did this year explode a type also to violate the law? 当然,反对的声音也不少,这些人无疑是喜欢刺激的,救世主一家怎么就不能上场了？人家可是按照正常流程,在规则之内参与比赛,与民同乐,什么时候救世主这个身份反倒连最基本的权利都没有了,你看他一家人给观众带来多少惊喜,怎么滴,这年头爆个种还犯法了？ In brief below is such a BALABALA big pile, regarding the result of the competition, the sound of discussion almost does not have on the contrary. 总之下面就是这么BALABALA一大堆,对于比赛结果,讨论的声音反倒几乎没有。 Although omitted the saliva of explanation, making me relax, however the inexplicable heart is quite tired, is good to think the excrement. 虽然省去了解释的口水,让我松了一口气,但是莫名的心好累,好想屎。 The four-nation tournament of false domain group concluded on by such dramatic result, later I asked First World, that side situation almost and here is exactly the same, has not added many to trouble to Lehne, making me rejoice. 伪领域组的四强赛就以这样的戏剧性结局收尾了,之后我问了第一世界,那边的情况几乎和这里如出一辙,并没有给莱娜添多少麻烦,让我庆幸不已。 After the competition ended, I am carrying Barbarian, which monster nest is having a headache to throw to...... not, is whom gives to process, at this time the master brother two fellow apprentices walked. 比赛结束后,我拎着野蛮人,正头疼该扔到哪个怪物窝里……哦不,是交给谁处理,这时候大师兄二师兄屁颠屁颠走过来。 „Junior Brother Wu.” “吴师弟。” „Un?” I do not want to speak, and throws the look that very busy do not harass to the Senior Brother two people of groups. “嗯？”我不想说话,并向师兄二人组投了一个很忙勿扰的眼神。 „Is I, I.” Thea Tuker has not comprehended my meaning forcefully, brazenly collects, telephone the countenance of swindler. “是我呀,我。”西雅图克强行没有领会我的意思,厚着脸皮凑上来,一副电话里的诈骗犯的嘴脸。 „, Does Senior Brother Thea Tuker, what you want to make? Plans to withdraw from the competition of strength of group world?” “哦,西雅图克师兄,你想做什么？难道打算退出世界之力组的比赛？” „Wait, my a few words had not said!” Two Senior Brother sides, did Junior Brother Wu in the words the belt/bring thorn, see oneself intention? “等等,我一句话都没说！”二师兄方了,吴师弟话中带刺,难道说看出了自己的意图？ „Some words saying quickly, I must process this hesitant......”, I swallowed the large-scale trash three phrases, the heart unwilling sentiment does not hope then said: „I must place our champions.” “有话快说,我还要处理这块……”犹豫了一下,我将大型垃圾三个字眼吞了回去,心不甘情不愿的接着说道:“我还要安置一下我们的冠军。” „This minor matter gives me to manage.” Thea Tuker turned into the style of country character face in addition heavy features suddenly, startled I am dumbfounded, good long time not on words. “这种小事就交给我办吧。”西雅图克忽然就变成了国字脸外加浓眉大眼的画风,惊的我一愣一愣,好半晌没应话。 „Did two fellow apprentices, you have a fever?” Then, I asked cautiously, and looked to Carlos. “二师兄,你发烧了？”然后,我小心翼翼问道,并看向卡洛斯。 „Who had a fever, I have the matter, has the important matter.” “谁发烧了,我有事,有重要的事。” „I had said that you told the facts with Junior Brother Wu simply, was not the embarrassed matter.” Carlos backed up, causes Thea Tuker to get angry stares, finally resigned-looking explanation. “我早就说了,你干脆和吴师弟实话实说,又不是什么不好意思的事情。”卡洛斯帮腔了一句,引得西雅图克怒瞪,最后一脸无奈的解释。 „Is this, I look at this boy a little talent, wants to have a look at him to be appropriate......” “是这样的,我看这小子有点天赋,想看看他合不合适……” „What to be appropriate?” “合适什么？” „About the student who is appropriate my Thea Tuker.” “合适当我西雅图克的学生。” „Pū”, I spurted at that time. “噗”一声,我当时就喷了。 „Do you, enroll the student?” “你,收学生？” „What's wrong, can't I?” Two fellow apprentices become angry out of shame. “怎么了,难道我就不能？”二师兄恼羞成怒。 „No, said actually not cannot, but thought that by takes a look at Thea Tuker who your character......” I suspect: „Teaches the person appropriately?” “不,倒不是说不能,只是觉得以你的性格……”我怀疑的上上下下打量西雅图克:“合适教人吗？” „You thought that Teacher Kashya does teach the person appropriately?” Thea Tuker unemotional asked one. “你觉得卡夏老师合适教人吗？”西雅图克面无表情的反问了一句。 I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly, can only in little darling's give Thea Tuker hand Barbarian. 我竟无言以对,只能乖乖将手中的野蛮人交给了西雅图克。 Gazes after Thea Tuker to tow his accurate future student stride to depart, I suddenly have a little pitying, is so little. 目送西雅图克拖着他的准未来学生大步离去,我心里忽然也有那么一点怜悯,真的有那么一点点。 Thinks that this Barbarian is also pitiful, originally by his strength with the champion is ninety percent sure, actually met the small black coal, was beaten to faint, after waking, bewildered falling the pain to a greatly bald brother expensive/noble hand. 想想这个野蛮人也是可怜,本来以他的实力拿冠军是十拿九稳,却遇到了小黑炭,惨遭痛殴晕倒,醒过来之后又莫名其妙的落到一个大光头兄贵手里。 It seems like a sleep/felt to wake up, discovered oneself are in swaddling clothes baby in one strange trains, what hugs him in the bosom is a wear a look of fierce smile, is using three groups of powdered milk to the strange strange uncle that he mixes the milk. 就好像是一觉醒来,发现自己正处于一列陌生火车之中的襁褓婴儿,将他抱在怀里的是一个面带狰狞笑容,正在用三路奶粉给他泡奶的陌生怪蜀黍。 Miserable, this martial arts contest congress he should be the most miserable player, most miserable champion. 惨,这一届比武大会他应该是最惨的选手,最惨的冠军了。 Sighing of I bemoan the state of the universe, ok, this time lets off him, if he really became Thea Tuker's student, later will perhaps bump into frequently, when the time comes, I come to smile to vanish the love and hate with him, then as teacher's younger brother, is most rigorous with the lifetime the earnest attitude, performs an own guidance responsibility. 我悲天悯人的叹了一口气,算了,这次就放过他吧,要是他真的成了西雅图克的学生,以后说不定会经常碰到,到时候,我就和他来个一笑泯恩仇,然后以师叔的身份,用毕生最严谨认真的态度,尽自己的一份教导责任。 Even his teacher also taught while convenient together. 顺便连他的老师也一起教导了。 Un, decided happily, I really am a broad-minded person, will proceed to push for 300 years to push in the future for 300 years, could not find to look like I so benevolent Savior again. 嗯,就这么愉快的决定了,我真是个心胸开阔的人,往前推三百年往后推三百年,都再也找不到像我这般仁慈的救世主了。 Thea Tuker who has not walked away, at this moment suddenly shivers with fright inexplicably...... 还没走远的西雅图克,这一刻忽然莫名打了个冷战…… ... 。。。