*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** At this time, was actually one's turn the small black coal to arrive finally the arena! 这时候,却是终于轮到小黑炭登场上擂台了！ Therefore, everyone saw yellow piece maidservant that fool mother, clumsy is pulling daughter's small hand, one step staggers drives out hurriedly, on the contrary by the flustered mother is pulling the daughter, is very calm, in turn supports yellow piece maidservant avoidance to make her perform the flat land to fall. 于是,大家就见到了黄段子侍女那个笨蛋母亲,笨拙的牵着女儿的小手,一步一踉跄的匆忙赶出去,反倒是被慌慌张张的母亲牵着的女儿,十分冷静,反过来支撑着黄段子侍女避免让她上演平地摔。 This is the so-called emperor is not anxious the court eunuch...... cough cough, is the daughter is not anxious mother to be anxious, I a little can understand that the mood of yellow piece maidservant, looking like sends the daughter to the examination place to be the same, but feels —— moe moe for she flustered clumsy appearance dá. 这就是所谓的皇帝不急太监……咳咳,是女儿不急母亲急吧,我有点能理解黄段子侍女的心情,就像是送女儿去考场一样,但还是为她慌张笨拙的样子感到——萌萌哒。 Outside going out space crack, facing the sea of people, had the yellow piece maidservant of masculine phobophobia more nervous, she had a calm excellent daughter fortunately, first comforts mother, then jumped to leap, flies the excessive heavy crowd, accuracy incomparable falling to belonging to her arena, then has turned head, delivered the relieved vision to mother silently. 出去空间裂缝外面,面对人山人海,有男性恐惧症的黄段子侍女更慌了,还好她有个冷静过人的女儿,先是安慰母亲一番,然后纵身一跃,飞过重重人群,准确无比的落到属于她的擂台上面,再回过头,默默给母亲送上安心的目光。 Has done completely does not understand that who is a mother who was a daughter. 已经完全搞不明白谁才是母亲谁是女儿了。 Waits for the scared yellow piece maidservant to come back, immediately squats for the performance by far inside the corner, arm veiled face is turning away from everyone ashamed. 等失魂落魄的黄段子侍女回来,立刻就为刚才的表现远远地蹲在角落里头,手臂蒙脸羞耻的背对着大家。 cough cough, can show my master to be broadminded at this time, before does not haggle over her, rampant, and no moral integrity behavior time, therefore I walk up, is patting the shoulder comfort of yellow piece maidservant unceasingly, then asked one. 咳咳,这种时候才能彰显我这个主人宽宏大量,不计较她以前嚣张且无节操行为的时候呀,于是我走上前去,不断轻拍着黄段子侍女的肩膀安慰,然后问了一句。 „Wants the inherited expired contraceptive, undertakes to provide medical treatment ashamed, a day two grains, three days a cycle, hundred try the lark.” “要祖传的过期避孕药么,包治羞耻,一天两粒,三天一周期,百试百灵。” „, At this time, should not put on us to fantasize that the special product of township, has the spell underwear of mysterious effect right.” The red and white princess smelled the money-making flavor, in a flash arrived side stole away of business with me who the form mysteriously appeared and disappeared. “不不不,这种时候,应该穿吾等幻想乡的特产,拥有神奇功效的符咒内衣才对。”红白公主嗅到了赚钱味道,身影神出鬼没的一晃就来到了旁边和我抢生意。 „How concrete is a mysterious effect, does not talk clearly is not good.” I squint her eyes, reveals KFC colonel to look that to the unique look of blue road founder the opposite opens newly. “具体是怎么个神奇功效,不说清楚可不行。”我斜视她一眼,露出肯德基上校看向对面新开张的蓝蓝路教主的特有眼神。 „So long as puts on this......” red and white princess also to understand to raise appetite , with high-profile language gas channel/angrily said: „Puts on this, anybody reveals the taunt vision to the high-rising, will have rune/symbol Zhifei to come up the opposite party to blow off!” “只要穿上这个……”红白公主还懂吊胃口,顿了顿,用高调的语气道:“穿上这个,任何人对兀露出嘲讽目光,就会有符纸飞上去将对方炸飞！” „Hey, this was too violent, is to make one life.” “喂喂喂,这太暴力了吧,是要闹出人命的。” „Doesn't matter, because is specially-made, will not end with loss of life very exaggeratingly, only blows off the opposite party, is blows off merely, moreover......” “没关系,因为是特制的,不会闹出人命,只会很夸张的将对方炸飞,仅仅是炸飞而已,另外……” „Moreover?” “另外？” „Must put on outside, making rune/symbol paper detect that the taunt vision is good, was covered to be invalid by clothes/armor.” “必须穿在外头,让符纸察觉到嘲讽目光才行,被衣服遮挡住了就无效了。” „In other words can put on this thing outside or only wears the underwear simply?!” “也就是说必须把这玩意穿在外面或者干脆只穿内衣？！” „Right, is this truth.” “没错,正是这个道理。” „That rune/symbol paper who by the way, flies, constitutes rune/symbol paper of this set of underwear is right.” “顺便问一句,飞出去的那个符纸,就是构成这套内衣的符纸对吧。” „That is natural, otherwise the high-rising thinks rune/symbol paper who where comes for no reason? The spell also wants to be reasonable, rests on principle, speaks the general knowledge.” “那是当然,不然兀以为平白无故哪来的符纸？符咒也是要讲道理,讲原则,讲常识的。” „Then rune/symbol Zhifei ended, no, did not use, when all flew, flying half is not very wonderful, has not exposed very much, moreover disposable thing.” “那么符纸飞完了呢,不,不用等到全部飞完,飞出去一半就已经很不妙了吧,不是已经很暴露了么,而且还是一次性用品。” Red and white princess: „......” 红白公主:“……” „Should never not consider this issue.” “该不会是从未考虑过这个问题吧。” Red and white princess: „......” 红白公主:“……” I understood, this fellow far more than does not have the commercial talent, opened radically from exploding the pattern is good. 我明白了,这家伙何止没有商业天赋,根本就是开启了自爆模式好不好。 Sees the red and white princess to draw back the defeat step by step, my self-satisfied sticking out chest, plans to continue to yellow piece maidservant Ainley, to report for many years by her enmity of inherited contraceptive harassment, never expected that that side does not know that was who calls one to look quickly the competition must start, the next moment, my entire head/number of people reversed toward the place. 见红白公主一步一步退败,我得意的挺起胸膛,打算继续向黄段子侍女安利,以报多年受她的祖传避孕药骚扰之仇,没想到那边不知道是谁叫了一句快看比赛就要开始了,下一刻,我整个人头朝地倒转了过来。 Hitting to fly by yellow piece maidservant linear format good dashing...... 被黄段子侍女一个直线型的蛮牛冲撞给撞飞了…… Before return television of grimacing,......, before is not peeps at the crack , the opponent of small black coal also arrived, is mage, just went on stage, sees delicate and exquisite, although blocked from disclose that by the cape small black coal of one share lovable aura, on this goods mouth does not know when held in the mouth a red rose. 呲牙咧嘴的回到电视前……哦不,是窥视裂缝前,果然,小黑炭的对手也登场了,是个法师,刚上场,一见个头娇小玲珑,虽然被斗篷遮住却透露出一股子可爱气息的小黑炭,这货嘴上就不知何时叼上了一朵红玫瑰。 „, The beautiful woman, this is really perfect meeting with, not?” “啊,美丽的女士,这真是一场完美的邂逅,不是吗？” Everyone's vision simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform looks to Shassi, sends out „chirp ~~ ~~ ~~” same sound. 所有人的目光齐齐看向沙希克,发出“叽~~~~~~”一样的声音。 „Wait, why do you want to think me?” Shassi side. “等等,为什么你们要看着我？”沙希克方了。 „This show package of vigor, making one think unrestrainedly he is the student who you teach.” Tugra Kov announced the right key. “这份骚包劲儿,让人情不自禁的以为他是你教出来的学生。”图拉科夫公布正确答案。 „Why? Did my when show wrap? This fellow I 1% skills have not clearly learned to be good.” Big Paladin argues immediately. “为什么？我什么时候骚包了？这家伙分明就连我百分之一的功力都没学到好不好。”高大的圣骑士立刻辩解道。 „I understood, you meant that you also want the show to wrap over 100 times compared with the opposite party, right.” “我明白了,你的意思是说你比对方还要骚包一百倍以上,对吧。” „You have not understood completely, can fight your elm brain Barbarian? After mentioning returns to First World, was very long has not hit one, the bone was a little happen to itchy!” “你完全没有听懂,要打架吗你这榆木脑子野蛮人？说来回到第一世界以后很久没有打一场了,骨头正好有点痒！” „? Bone itchy, that makes Grandpa Tugra Kov I give your bone, stands should not be moving.” “啊？骨头痒了是吧,那就让图拉科夫爷爷我给你松松骨,站着别动。” „My bone is itchy, wants to punch itchy of person!” “我的骨头痒,是想揍人的痒！” „? Must hit, come.” “啊？要打么,来吧。” „? Who fears anyone.” “啊？谁怕谁。” „Your two gives me peacefully!” “你们两个都给我安静点！” Tat beautiful fierce tiger then, two senile finger/refers of simultaneous/uniform Qidian in two people of Achilles'heel, instantaneously, a moment ago also vivid quarrel Barbarian and Paladin, the next moment hangs the both legs that decays obsolete to tremble, urgently needed walking stick. 萨绮丽一个猛虎回头式,两记衰老一指齐齐点在二人死穴上,瞬间,刚才还生龙活虎的争吵着的野蛮人和圣骑士,下一刻就垂老朽朽的双腿打颤,急需一根拐杖。 „The powerhouse of accurate four wings rank fights in the space crack, will make the space crack experience the fluctuation even is shatter, please be dignified.” Eva also spoke the warning. “准四翼级别的强者在空间裂缝里面战斗,会让空间裂缝出现波动甚至是破碎,请自重。”爱娃儿也出言警告了。 „Their doesn't two have the issue?” I referred to my is also wrestling the fool daughter. “那她们两个没问题吗？”我指了指我那还在扭打着的笨蛋女儿。 „No, they understood very much controls.” “没,她们很懂得节制。” „Oh?” has not thought that can receive like this high appraisal from Eva that unexpectedly, have I underestimated this two fool daughter? “哦？”没想到竟然能从爱娃儿那得到这样的高评价,难道说我一直小看这两个笨蛋女儿了？ Also, Tugra Kov and Shassi two, unexpectedly by the crystal and Qi being inferior, pū pū pū, please allow me titter three. 还有,图拉科夫和沙希克两个,竟然被水晶和琪露诺给比下去了,噗噗噗,请容我偷笑三声。 mage is still holding in the mouth red rose blind BB in that a countenance of populace sweetheart, what a pity my family's small black coal steady like POI, radically answering, even with the family member, besides me and yellow piece maidservant, she still said that rarely several, let alone is this abnormal Uncle mage, therefore we have the vision of pitying to look that with the indifference in he does in that not studiously. 法师还在那叼着红玫瑰瞎BB,一副大众情人的嘴脸,可惜我家的小黑炭稳如POI,根本就没回话,就算跟家里人,除了我和黄段子侍女以外,她也难得说上几句,更何况是这种变态的法师大叔,所以我们都是用冷漠中带着怜悯的目光看着他在那做无用功。 Then, Referee Angel makes both sides take place respectively, compared with the trials, group Sydow a link, that is in any case has a person to introduce, like the trials, does not come up directly headstrong, after a competition hits finished, the audience have not known that who you are, what background. 而后,天使裁判让双方各自就位,比起选拔赛,小组赛多了一个环节,那就是好歹有个人介绍,不像选拔赛,上来就直接莽,一场比赛打下来结束后,观众都还不知道你是谁,什么来头。 That show includes the introduction of mage I to be disinclined to listen, to is hides shortcomings , and narrow-minded yellow piece maidservant, as if raised up her elf ear , after the preparation, sets anything's example to him. 那位骚包法师的介绍我懒得听,到是护短且小心眼的黄段子侍女,似乎竖起了她的精灵耳朵,记了起来,准备以后对他做点什么的样子。 Really, ended at the martial arts contest congress soon, in the Third World bar spread a hearsay, some mage was knocked the staggering blow in the gloomy alley, then filled entire bottle of medicines forcefully, drew one week of belly, the hearsay of chrysanthemum almost rupturing. 果然,在比武大会结束不久以后,第三世界的酒吧里就流传出了一个小道消息,某位法师在阴暗小巷里被人敲闷棍,然后强行灌下了一整瓶药,拉了一个星期肚子,菊花差点爆裂的传闻。 After that is , the matter, first puts in scene the arena now, after introducing mage, the climax came, everyone's energy as if by prior agreement inspires, the body sits straight, before pair of child princess who is fighting card clean and fool daughter group also little darlings returned to peep at the crack, with total concentration looks. 那是以后发生的事情,现在先将镜头放到擂台上,在介绍完法师后,重头戏来了,大家不约而同的精神一振,身体坐直,就连正在打架的双子公主卡洁儿以及笨蛋女儿组也乖乖回到了窥视裂缝前,聚精会神的看着。 „Below is invited our another young players......” this Angel has obviously practiced, compared with intonation that most ordinary Angel calm and deficient sentiments fluctuate, her sound were many several points of fervor, drove the atmosphere. “下面有请我们另外一位年轻选手……”这名天使明显是练过的,比起大多数普通天使沉稳而缺乏感情起伏的声调,她的声音多了几分激情,带动起了气氛。 „The party name is a little strange, is Wu family adventure party one, welcome our player Lilith, is her manifesto......?” “小队名字有点奇怪呢,是吴氏家庭冒险小队的一员,欢迎我们的选手莉莉斯,她的宣言是……咦？” Obviously surprised, Angel read: „Hope keeps side the father to be the clever sensible daughter forever.” 明显惊讶的顿了一顿,天使还是念了出来:“希望永远留在爸爸身边做乖巧懂事的女儿。” These words triggered an audience several seconds of silence. 这句话引发了全场数秒钟的寂静。 „Your this bastard crown prince ahh, made anything to the small black coal, wants to make my daughter be shamed your idiot before so many people!!!” The yellow piece maidservant holds my mind to go all out to sway without delay. “你这混蛋亲王啊啊啊,都对小黑炭做了些什么,想让我的女儿在那么多人面前蒙羞吗你这个大笨蛋！！！”黄段子侍女二话不说抓住我的胸襟拼了命摇晃。 „Is wait/etc, why I? Evidence?” “等等,为什么是我？证据呢？” „Also has a need for the evidence?” Most people complained one with one voice. “还用得着证据吗？”大部分人都异口同声的吐槽了一句。 „Good, I acknowledged that is I does.” Compared with a suspension hand signal, my collar, dauntless acknowledgment this fact. “好吧,我承认是我做的。”比了一个暂停手势,我正了正衣领,大无畏的承认了这个事实。 „Father hopes that the daughter can keep the side, moreover clever sensible, what having isn't right?!” “爸爸希望女儿能够留在自己身边而且乖巧懂事,有什么不对？！” „Kills this daughter to control.” “打死这女儿控。” After punch kick, the arena that side had the new situation, I was forgiven a life temporarily. 一阵拳打脚踢后,擂台那边出现了新的情况,我暂时被饶过了一命。 „Can ask...... at present this noble beautiful woman age is big?” Does not know on the mouth is holding in the mouth the rose to fall in the place, is similar to master this time mood, the opponent of small black coal asked everyone is urgent the issue that wants to know. “能问一下……眼前这位高贵美丽的女士年龄到底是多大吗？”不知道什么时候嘴上叼着的玫瑰掉落在地,正如同主人此时的心情,小黑炭的对手问了一个大家都迫切想知道的问题。 „This......” Referee Angel read a material, hesitant moment, looked at the eye small black coal, sees her to shake the head gently, therefore Angel can only fall short of everyone's anticipation: „Stemming from the security relations, I cannot disclose the concrete age, can only tell everyone, the Lilith players are very young, is young, is very young.” “这……”天使裁判看了一眼资料,犹豫片刻,又看了眼小黑炭,见她轻轻摇头,于是天使只能辜负大家的期待:“出于保密关系,我不能透露具体年龄,只能告诉大家,莉莉斯选手很年轻,非常年轻,十分年轻。” First even/including four young, let the audience and mage in an uproar. 一连四个年轻,让观众和法师哗然。 Realized oneself disclosed too many contents, Referee Angel coughs lightly several, then announced that loudly the competition starts! 意识到自己还是透露了太多内容,天使裁判轻咳数声,然后大声宣布比赛开始！ „Really lost respected, the young beautiful woman, thinks carefully, we did need to kill? You lost, is a regret, I lost, is missing, is inferior to this, if you can promise me to have the lunch together, on own initiative how I admit defeat, will not stay behind regretted, will not miss happily met with...... well?” “真是失敬了,年轻美丽的女士,仔细一想,我们有必要打打杀杀吗？你输了,是一种遗憾,我输了,是一种错过,不如这样,假如你能答应我一起共进午餐,我主动认输如何,既不会留下遗憾,也不会错过美好的邂逅……咦哈？” The wordy show wrapped mage not to say the words, teaching to cultivate the behavior by a small black coal overhead bone lance, probably the group rags were hit the abdomen by the bone lance air-splitting, after departing distance far away, lay on the ground, motionless. 啰啰嗦嗦的骚包法师还没把话说完,就被小黑炭当头一根骨矛给教做人了,像是团破布般被破空的骨矛击中腹部,飞出了大老远的距离后趴在地上,一动不动。 The small black coal has not followed up a victory with hot pursuit, but lifts undead/Necromancer wand in hand gently, aims at the opposite party, the meaning is very obvious, is short in that blind BB, makes war a bit faster. 小黑炭并没有乘胜追击,而是把手中的死灵手杖轻轻一抬,指向对方,意思很明显,少在那瞎BB,快点开战。 „wū wū wū wū wū, my family's small black coal was too graceful!!!” Saw that this yellow piece maidservant sends out the starry eyed scream. “呜呜呜呜呜,我家的小黑炭太帅了！！！”看到这一幕的黄段子侍女发出花痴般的尖叫。 „You favored carefully, this is the student who my teaches beautifully, ahem.” As teacher also is very beautifully satisfied the performance of small black coal. “你们仔细看好了,这才是我萨绮丽教出来的学生,哼哼。”身为老师的萨绮丽也很是满意小黑炭的表现。 „Looks at your one after another blind exciting appearance......”, because was punched a moment ago, I can only occupy in the corner, whisper of mumbling unceasingly. “瞧你们一个个瞎激动的样子……”因为刚才被揍了,我只能屈居于角落,哼哼唧唧的嘀咕个不断。 „Is my small black coal is obviously good.” “明明是我一个人的小黑炭好不好。” Was struck mage that flies, naturally not because the might of only bone lance will collapse completely, will crawl from the ground, scratched the blood threads of corners of the mouth, he will show the smile: „The fighting spirit of this combustion...... worthily is talent, only has this to be able in the small age to have such achievement, making me think to look, you should also less than 70 years old, even Sir Angel be surprised now, is smaller than 60 years old? Is always impossible 50 years old, but also is really shocking, it seems like can only put out my true strength, making you experience to my great strength, we can continue this to meet with...... to feed happily, calculates that I sought you first to wait for me to say the words!” 被击飞的法师,当然不会因为区区一记骨矛的威力就一败涂地,从地上爬起来,擦了擦嘴角的血丝,他露出笑容:“这份燃烧的斗志……不愧是天才,唯有这样才能在小小的年纪拥有这样的成就,让我想想看,你现在应该还不到七十岁吧,连天使大人都感到惊讶,难道是小于六十岁？总不可能连五十岁都不到吧,还真是让人震惊,看来只能拿出我真正的实力,让你见识到我的强大,我们才能继续这段美好的邂逅了……喂喂,算我求你了先等我把话说完！” Three bone lances howl to puncture shortly, mage collapsed on the tears at that time, where has such opponent, compares these arrogant Amazon also to be callously unreasonable simply. 眼看又有三根骨矛呼啸刺来,法师当时就泪崩了,哪有这样的对手,简直比那些高傲的亚马逊还要冷酷不讲道理。 „Snort, since this, only under the expert saw the true facts, making you experience, I continuously true strength of hidden in trials!” Raising the head that mage does sway, shows the cruel smile. “哼,既然这样,就只能手底下见真章了,让你见识一下,我在选拔赛里一直隐藏的真正实力吧！”法师摇摇晃晃的抬起头,露出残忍笑容。 After ten minutes, this mage big font falls down, is pressing punch kick by Golem and Skeleton stubbornly, wailed unceasingly, held up the small white flag finally. 十分钟后,这名法师大字型倒在地上,被石魔和骷髅们死死摁着拳打脚踢,哀嚎不断,最后举起了小白旗。 Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” Also thinks that this mage is the expert of deeply concealing, is hiding the immeasurably deep strength, can be difficult struggle, originally is actually show package of fools who can only boast, really wants to have a look in his team is anything person. 还以为这个法师是深藏不露的高手,隐藏着深不可测的实力,会是一场艰辛的苦战,原来却是个只会吹牛的骚包笨蛋而已,真想看看他队伍里都是一些什么人。 Naturally, cannot say that his strength weak, can emerge from several thousand players, enters to the semi-final, only if the luck goes against heaven's will a round of wheel to draw a bye, otherwise has certain strength, small black coal fight is not very relaxed, but held opposite party several flaws, evidently this fellow is a sentimental member who saw the female is not cruel enough to start, was he in the trials a male? 当然,也不能说他实力有多弱,能够从数千选手里面脱颖而出,进入到小组赛,除非是运气逆天轮轮轮空,否则都有一定的实力,小黑炭这场战斗也不算很轻松,只不过是抓住了对方好几个破绽,看样子这家伙是个见了女性就不忍心下手的多情份子,难道说他在选拔赛里遇到的都是男性？ When everyone greets the small black coal triumphal returns, I welcomed another crisis. 在大家迎接小黑炭凯旋的时候,我却迎来了另外一场危机。 „~~ ~” Tiya this little girl, is calling me with the pretty acting like a spoiled brat voice suddenly, drew me to wants to speak some intimate conversation at the same time. “凡凡~~~”蒂亚这小丫头,忽然用娇滴滴的撒娇声线唤着我,把我拉到一边想要说些悄悄话。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „Small black coal is you give the report the name, right.” “小黑炭是你给报的名,对吧。” „Un un, that is natural, who otherwise do you think can also?” My proud lifts the chest, fellow who can write down that manifesto, if I can not do it , who can! “嗯嗯,那是自然,不然你以为还会有谁？”我骄傲的把胸膛一抬,能写下那种宣言的家伙,舍我其谁！ „I thought suddenly.” “我忽然想起来了。” „What remembered?” “想起什么了？” „As if I register, is helps accept right.” “似乎我报名的时候,也是凡凡帮忙受理的对吧。” „That...... is this right.” I start the forehead to sweat, the subconsciousness scratched. “那个……是这样没错。”我开始额头冒汗,下意识擦了一把。 „Has not increased some strange messages above.” The smile of Tiya compared with usually also wants the bright several points, beautiful dazzling. “凡凡没有在上面添加一些奇怪的留言吧。”蒂亚的笑容比平时还要灿烂几分,美的令人炫目。 „How can? Where can? Is impossible!” I swinging is ordinary with the rattle-drum, kills did not acknowledge. “怎么会呢？哪会呢？不可能！”我将头摇的跟拨浪鼓一般,打死也不承认。 „Snort ~~ ~ is this? I knew.” Gazes at my expression, Tiya is nodding, has not continued to closely examine unexpectedly, making me relax. “哼~~~是这样吗？我知道了。”注视着我的表情,蒂亚点了点头,竟然没有继续追问下去,让我松了一口气。 What, this girl is a little easily swindled, my doing dying young expert, how possibly can bear does not leave behind several to make the manifesto that one tastes in your manifesto soul-stirringly...... 什么嘛,这丫头还是有点好骗的,我这种作死小能手,怎么可能忍得住不在你的宣言里留下几句荡气回肠令人回味的宣言…… ... 。。。