*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Therefore , did you go to the riverside streaking?” In the Third World prison cell, everyone uses the indifferent vision to look to be without a fight, corner of the eye sitting with tears in inside high especially big orangutan. “所以说,你就去河边裸奔了？”第三世界牢房里,大家用冷漠的目光看着束手就擒,眼角含泪的坐在里面的高特大猩猩。 „Right right, said that misunderstood, wasn't the streaking, Brother Wu you have then not understood me? I and meter/rice mountain have the khan, innermost feelings that great freedom unconventional thought! Aren't you are our here people?!” tall Teca tears, sent out to yearn for free Shout. “没错没错,都说是误会了,还有这才不是什么裸奔,吴老弟你不是早就已经理解我了吗？我和米山还有可汗,内心那伟大的自由放荡不羁思想！你不是一直都是我们这边的人吗？！”高特擦了一把泪,发出向往自由的呐喊。 Can obviously feel, in flash that tall Tehua just became quiet, side almost all girls far away from my one step, peripheral formed a distance ring in me subconsciously. 可以明显感觉到,在高特话刚落音的一瞬间,身边几乎所有的女孩都下意识的远离我一步,在我周边形成了一个隔离环。 ...... Wait, you do not listen to me to explain, is not such! I am not tall Te such abnormal ahh!!! 不……等等,你们听我解释,不是这样的啊！我不是高特那样的变态啊啊啊！！！ „Sorry, I do not know Brother Wu who you said who is, if I in the abnormal male who the riverside meets a streaking, I can first seize and bring to the prison cell him, will not appease absolutely.” My righteousness expression, punishing guilty family members and high especially big orangutan made a clear distinction between the boundary. “抱歉,我不知道你说的吴老弟是谁,假如说是我在河边遇到一个裸奔的变态男,我会第一时间将他扭送到牢房里,绝对不会姑息。”我义正言辞,大义灭亲的和高特大猩猩划清了界限。 „How this!!! I also think that Brother Wu you absolutely are our here person ahh!!!” tall Te sends out in the prison cell greatly calls out in grief. “怎么这样！！！我还以为吴老弟你绝对是我们这边的人啊啊啊！！！”高特在牢房里发出巨大悲鸣。 „Rolls one side to me, I do not remember when I accompany you in the riverside together streaking!” Detected that the girls look at I even more desolate vision, I also got angry raised a tea table of mind. “给我滚一边去,我可不记得我什么时候陪你们在河边一起裸奔过！”察觉到女孩们看着我越发冷淡的目光,我也怒掀了一记心灵的茶几。 „, You are not careful the recollection to think to look, isn't removes completely the light in the riverside together? We, with Ral, the nag, Carlos, Ricken Hans they, everyone also play the chicken chicken to fetch water together pū!!!” “不不不,你再仔细回忆想想看,不是一起在河边脱光光过吗？我们大家,和拉尔,老马,卡洛斯,里肯汉斯他们,大家还一起玩过鸡鸡打水噗喔！！！” tall Tehua has not said, is away from the railing to give the sanction by the just iron fist that I became angry out of shame: „That called to take a bath, you were completely different in abnormal level of riverside streaking with this stripping naked.” 高特话还未说完,就被我恼羞成怒的正义铁拳隔着栏栅给制裁了:“那叫洗澡,你和这种脱光在河边裸奔的变态等级完全不同。” „Wait, Brother Wu, I minded from the beginning very much your view, what is in the riverside streaking? This view is not very strange, probably drawing to describe that writes randomly, singing to regard opens mouth, this viewpoint is completely inappropriate, the riverside streaking is just a straightforward expression method, my true goal is draws to sing same —— to pursue unrestrained free art! Please call me for artist gorilla tall Te of free soaring!!!” “等等,吴老弟,我从一开始就很介意你这种说法,什么叫在河边裸奔？这种说法不是很奇怪么,就好像把画画形容是乱挥笔,把唱歌当成是张开嘴,这种观点完全不恰当,河边裸奔只不过是一种直白的表达手段,我的真正目的是和画画唱歌相同的——为了追求无拘无束的自由艺术啊！请称呼我为自由飞翔的艺术家大猩猩高特！！！” „This fellow what to do?” I have been disinclined with this fool orangutan discussion streaking art, looks directly to Raphael. “这家伙怎么办？”我已经懒得和这头笨蛋猩猩探讨裸奔艺术了,直接看向拉斐尔。 „Yes, Karina also help in the final analysis, closes like her husband, making him not have the means to attend the following competition, as if a little feels sorry.” “是呢,说到底卡丽娜也帮了我们不少忙,就这样将她的丈夫关起来,让他没办法参加接下来的比赛,似乎有点过意不去。” „That easy to do, makes this fellow wear the body of crime reserved, after he attended the competition, pass/test stand up, the estimate next must be eliminated in any case.” “那好办,就让这家伙保留戴罪之身,等他参加完比赛之后再关起来好了,反正估计下一场也要被淘汰了。” „Brother Wu, we are the friends, we are the friends is right, you did not think that you did speak very excessive words to the friend a moment ago? I, although is the steel same Paladin man, but the innermost feelings are also very delicate, can cry?” “吴老弟,我们是朋友吧,我们是朋友对吧,你不觉得你刚才对朋友说了很过分的话吗？我啊,虽然是钢铁一样的圣骑士男人,但内心也是很柔弱的,是会哭的喔？” Two tall Te who grasped the iron railing to sway, tiger flowed off two lines of clear tears. 两手握着铁栏栅摇晃的高特,虎目流下了两行清泪。 „Punishes guilty family members also the responsibility as friend, my sin grave old friend yo ~~ ~” “大义灭亲也是身为朋友的职责啊,吾罪孽深重的老友哟~~~” „How to turn into this, wants to Lena a pleasant surprise, to want strives for good position going back to make her happy...... high OTZ to kneel obviously” especially, as if finally realized the mistake. “怎么会变成这样,明明是想给丽娜一个惊喜,想争取到好的名次回去让她高兴的……”高特OTZ跪地,似乎终于意识到错误了。 „Really, should go to farther point riverside pursue freedom?” “果然,应该去更远一点的河边追求自由吗？” „......”, He had not realized, was I was too naive, actually anticipated that a fool abnormal streaking will start with a clean slate crazily, might as well anticipated that the meter/rice mountain lost the attachment to setting sun seashore. “……”不,他一点也没意识到,是我太天真了,竟然期待一个笨蛋变态裸奔狂会改过自新,还不如期待米山失去对夕阳海边的眷恋。 „Probably the second round of competition has started.” Has a look at the time, I raise the head to say suddenly. “好像第二轮比赛已经开始了。”看看时间,我忽然抬头道。 „It is not good, I must have a look, before my number arranges probably quite .” How the Tiya fragrant tongue, put out a cape to throw over. “啊不好,我得去看看了,我的场次好像排得比较前。”蒂亚香舌微咋,拿出一袭斗篷披了上去。 „Before always bewildered discards Valise...... to look to the cape that I make on personally” Tiya puts on large to almost drags the place the cape, I send out the low voice protest. “以前老是莫名其妙的丢掉维拉丝亲手给我做的斗篷……”看着蒂亚身上穿的肥大到几乎拖地的斗篷,我发出小声抗议。 „It is not right!” Incarnation mysterious cape female Tiya, the fair slender index finger will set upright gently on my lip. “不对！”化身神秘斗篷女的蒂亚,将白皙修长食指轻轻竖在我的嘴唇上。 „These are not Valise do personally, is I gives.” “这些都不是维拉丝亲手做的,是我给凡凡的。” „Therefore, you natural takes?” “所以呢,你就理所当然的拿回去咯？” „This has anything, but took 78, more than ten.” “这有什么嘛,只不过是拿了七八件,十几件而已。” Unexpectedly also 78, more than ten? I think that only has 2-3! 竟然还七八件,十几件？我以为只有2-3件而已！ „Even if you give to me, I thought that this takes away is not good rashly.” I am sincere, does not hope that Tiya moves toward a wrong path. “就算是你送给我的,我觉得这样贸然拿走也不大好。”我语重心长,不希望蒂亚走向一条错误的道路。 „Marries, has not taken secretly.” “和凡凡结婚以后,就没有偷偷拿过了。” „This is then good.” I relax, past makes it pass, in brief later my clothes/armor not bewildered missing. “这样便好。”我松了口气,过去的就让它过去吧,总之以后我的衣服不会莫名其妙的失踪了。 „Now takes frankly and uprightly, the plainclothes that for example usually wears, bring, when the words of pajamas are just right.” “现在都是光明正大拿的,比如说凡凡平时穿的便衣,拿来当睡衣的话正好。” I: „......” 我:“……” „That this, did not say that I first have a look at the competition, so as to avoid loses the qualifications automatically.” Tiya as if also detected that said the leak hole, hehe embarrassed smiled, after us compared with victory hand signal dashed. “那就这样咯,不说了,我先去看看比赛,免得自动失去资格。”蒂亚似乎也察觉到说漏口了,诶嘿嘿的难为情一笑,朝我们比了个胜利手势后就飞奔出去了。 „Really good, small Wu, has to like you loving the abnormal wife.” Has turned head, discovered that Rafel their vision is very subtle. “真好呢,小小吴,有个爱你爱到变态的妻子。”回过头,就发现拉斐尔她们的目光十分微妙。 „Wait, Tiya is not abnormal, but is the ordinary love hobby, right, is individual has.” “等等,蒂亚不是变态,只不过是普通的恋物癖而已,对吧,是个人都有吧。” I swept people one eyes, then discovered that the yellow piece maidservant and three do not have princess subconscious nod, as if very approval these words. 我扫了众人一眼,然后便发现黄段子侍女和三无公主下意识的点了点头,似乎非常认同这番话。 Therefore, the atmosphere in Jail falls into again shortly silent. 于是,监牢里的气氛再次陷入短暂寂静。 „Should...... you not steal my clothes/armor, Tiya such a noisy, I think suddenly these years I had indeed lost many clothes/armor appearances.” “该不会……你们也偷了我的衣服吧,蒂亚这么一闹,我忽然想起来了这些年来我的确弄丢过不少衣服的样子。” The yellow piece maidservant and three do not have the princess unemotionally turned away. 黄段子侍女和三无公主面无表情的移开了视线。 Really is your ahh!!! 果然是你们啊啊啊！！！ I just want to reprove this two rampant maidservant, the result three do not have the princess to write anything in the note, then xī xī sù sù draws close, only shines to me looks. 我正想训斥这两个嚣张侍女一顿,结果三无公主在笔记上唰唰的写了些什么,然后窸窸窣窣的贴近过来,只亮给我一个人看。 On the notebook writes „chicken chicken to fetch water”, then an arrow, aims at „flatter colored glaze” three characters. 笔记本上面这么写着“鸡鸡打水”,然后一个箭头,指向“阿琉斯”三个字。 Also threatens the master unexpectedly!!! 竟然还威胁主人！！！ My deep shocked, wants three to put to lie without the princess on the leg spanks, but thinks of the notebook above meaning, if three do not have the princess really to tell flatter the matter that the high especially big orangutan said a moment ago colored glaze, that little spoiled female by the strength of delusion, what fearful black spoiled thing can manufacture, is only thinks to be afraid. 我深深的震惊了,就想把三无公主放趴在腿上打一顿屁股,但是想到笔记本上面的意思,若是三无公主真的把高特大猩猩刚才说的事告诉阿琉斯,那个小腐女凭借妄想之力,到底能制作出什么样可怕的黑色腐物,光是想想就不寒而栗。 Calculates you to suppress, wait and see! 算你狠,等着瞧！ „High-rising clothes/armor, I have actually taken secretly.” At this time, the red and white princess surrendered suddenly with no reason at all. “兀的衣服,其实我也偷偷拿过。”这时候,红白公主忽然无缘无故的自首了。 „You little join in the fun.” “你少凑热闹。” „.” “是真的。” „Based on what reason?” I impatient gives up, the yellow piece maidservant and three do not have the princess I to understand, the red and white princess definitely is unable to understand. “基于什么理由？”我不耐烦的罢了罢手,黄段子侍女和三无公主我可以理解,红白公主就完全无法理解了。 „Telling this was the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf thing then sold to fool Qi to make her be the coolie to me.” “告诉这是圣月贤狼的东西然后卖给笨蛋琪露诺让她给我做苦力。” „ahh, the fool spirit dream gave me clothes/armor unexpectedly is not a mother!” Qi called out pitifully, the red and white princess knocked down without delay, displayed her fan equally sharp wrestle technique depressed making noise that the red and white princess punched. “啊啊啊,原来笨蛋灵梦给我衣服竟然不是妈妈的！”琪露诺惨叫一声,二话不说就将红白公主扑倒在地,施展她那迷一样犀利的格斗技将红白公主揍的苦闷出声。 I: „......” 我:“……” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” „...... It is not good, this way...... the words this way...... my small Lina must lose, must lose...... me to write a bit faster...... makes her also steal small Wu clothes/armor to her, ten eight insufficient, 20-30 talent lines...... do not lose absolutely, even if that abnormal matter......” “不……不行,再这样下去……再这样下去的话……我的小琳娅就要输了,就要输了……我得快点写信给她……让她也偷小小吴的衣服,十件八件不够,得20-30件才行……绝对不输,哪怕是那么变态的事情……” Rafel rare shows not the calm expression, puts out the written records to write hurry from the body, although is unable to accept this abnormal approach that starts to tremble she to be however determined that for treasure granddaughter that bewildered victory and defeat study must do. 拉斐尔少见的露出不淡定表情,慌慌忙忙从身上拿出纸笔开始哆嗦的写起来,虽然无法接受这种变态的做法但是为了宝贝孙女那莫名其妙的胜负学她还是决心要去做。 Awakes hundred clan princesses! You left make the trouble to me again, this way I must not have clothes/armor to put on! 醒醒啊百族公主殿下！你别再给我添乱子了,再这样下去我就要没衣服穿了！ „Really is one group of odd people, what love hobby, isn't very strange?” Evil Dragon was unable to continue watching. “真是一群怪人,恋物癖什么的,不是很奇怪吗？”恶龙蕾娜看不下去了。 „I did not have the means to say anything, after all Tiya was also a prime culprit.” Book expressed that although thinks venomous tongue fool monkey one very much, but will involve in any event Ji friend, therefore considers as finished. “我没办法说些什么,毕竟蒂亚也是元凶。”本子娜表示虽然很想毒舌笨蛋猴子一番但无论如何都会把好姬友牵连进去所以还是算了。 „This view is actually not absolutely correct, I also wants to correct in any event.” The obsession patient yellow piece maidservant goes forward one step, having the words must say. “这种说法其实不完全正确,无论如何我也想要纠正。”强迫症患者黄段子侍女上前一步,有话要说。 „accuracy said that should say is the love taste hobby is right.” “准确的说应该说是恋味癖才对。” „Right, the primary taste, is very important.” Three did not have the princess also rare opens the mouth speech. “没错,原味,很重要。”三无公主也难得的开口说话了。 „Wasn't this more abnormal?!” “这不是更加变态了吗？！” „Without the means that who makes us have an abnormal master, was compelled to hear the abnormal order that daily his smell sleeps and so on,...... has been used to it, without the means changed.” The yellow piece maidservant scratched the tearful eyes. “没办法,谁让我们有个变态的主人呢,被逼天天闻他的气味睡觉之类的变态命令,已经……已经早就习惯了,没办法改过来了。”黄段子侍女擦起了泪眼。 „Did wait/etc, when turn into my wrong? When have I issued such strange order?! Your two, easily do not believe that others' words, don't with this vision that looks at the reptile lifeform looks at me!!” “等等,什么时候变成我的错了？我什么时候下过这么奇怪的命令了？！还有你们两个,别轻易就相信别人的话,别用这种看爬虫生物的目光看我啊！！” „Does not believe that clean, does want to believe your monkey? Right, Tiya was so abnormal, certainly is the mistake of monkey!” “不相信洁露卡,难道还要相信你这猴子？没错了,蒂亚那么变态,一定都是猴子的错！” „Likes and dislikes, your fool pornography Druid do not approach my one step again, I feared that was polluted.” “好恶,你这笨蛋色情德鲁伊别再靠近我一步,我怕被污染。” „Right, the fool crown prince submitted to punishment a bit faster the acknowledgment.” “没错,笨蛋亲王快点伏法承认了吧。” 【Acknowledged guilt, then handed over many clothes/armor.】 Three do not have the princess also in the notebook again and again lightly. 【认罪,然后交出更多的衣服。】三无公主也在笔记本上连连轻点。 【Primary taste.】 【原味的。】 Mom, these women are quite fearful, I want to go home ahh!!! 妈妈,这些女人好可怕,我想回家啊啊啊！！！ „Hey ~~ ~ can disturb?” At this time, the high especially big orangutan appeared the incomparably weak sound to transmit from the back, sees only his big form, as if reduced several to squat generally in the corner, visits us with the small creature look of tears twinkle. “喂~~~能打扰一下吗？”这时候,高特大猩猩显得无比微弱的声音从背后传来,只见他那高大的身影,似乎缩小了好几圈一般蹲在角落,用泪光闪烁的小动物眼神看着我们。 „Disturbs your family affairs I to be sorry very much, what you come this goal are to make, forgets my litigant really? Asked, who is good, responds my, do not exclude me.” “打扰你们的家事我很抱歉,但是你们来这的目的到底是做什么,把我这个当事人忘掉真的好吗？拜托了,谁都好,搭理我一下,别把我一个人排除在外啊。” All vision fall on his several seconds, then moved out of the way , to continue the topic. 所有目光落在他身上数秒,然后挪开,继续刚才的话题。 „The death penalty, was unable to endure your pornographic monkey to continue to pollute pure Tiya again.” Book got angry however drew out the pale thin sword. “死刑,已经无法再忍受你这色情猴子继续污染纯洁的蒂亚了。”本子娜怒然拔出了青白细剑。 „Wait, this matter gives me to do, I can a fist let his no pain leaves this world, hoping the next generation can be a normal person.” Evil Dragon is eager to try. “等等,这种事还是交给我来做吧,我会一拳让他毫无痛苦的离开这个世界,但愿下辈子能做个正常人。”恶龙蕾娜跃跃欲试。 „No, everyone is slightly calmly, speaking of the death penalty, shouldn't first remove completely clothes/armor of criminal?” The yellow piece maidservant compared to the suspension hand signal, this thinks that she was the plan saves my me is really naive. “不,大家还是稍微冷静点,说到死刑,不是应该先脱光犯人的衣服吗？”黄段子侍女比了给暂停手势,本以为她是打算来救我的我真是太天真了。 „This time clothes/armor must leave small Lina in any event, I will not make a young Lina person be pushed aside absolutely outside.” “这次的衣服无论如何都要留给小琳娅,我绝对不会让小琳娅一个人被排挤在外。” Really? Sir Rafel, was pushed aside compared with your treasure granddaughter, now she is facing danger that is the widow, this is a more important matter!! 真的可以吗？拉斐尔大人,比起你的宝贝孙女被排挤,现在她面临着做寡妇的危险,这才是更加重要的事情吧！！ After one creates a disturbance, the high especially big orangutan of treated coldly tears tears directing current, was released on bail finally, can attend the second round of selection competition, although I do not favor him, after first round of elimination, the participant quality of second round of trials will enhance without doubt, by his present domain intermediate strength, ten will have 8~9 in the second round in total defeat. 一番打闹之后,被冷落的涕泪直流的高特大猩猩,总算是被保释出来了,得以参加第二轮的选拔比赛,虽然我并不看好他,经过第一轮的淘汰,第二轮选拔赛的参赛者质量无疑会提高很多,以他现在领域中级的实力,十有八九会在第二轮里折戟沉沙。 Then, me also untied one to be puzzled finally own long-time riddle topic, Wu seven big inconceivable —— is vanishing clothes/armor that did not see. 然后,我这边也终于解开了一个困惑着自己的长久谜题,吴氏七大不可思议之一——消失不见的衣服。 Returns to the arena, the competition of Tiya has been in progress unexpectedly! Just started shortly after as if fortunately, finally I was also complained about by book, is peaceful to watch the competition, Rafel had other things to process first walks. 回到擂台上,蒂亚的比赛竟然已经在进行中了！还好似乎才刚刚开始不久,结果我又被本子娜埋怨了一番,然后才安静下来观看比赛,拉斐尔则是有其他事情要处理先走了。 Her time opponent was Druid, the strength compared with the knight of first round of meeting incessantly a tiny bit, the domain high-level boundary, equipment understood at a glance that was the Unique expert, this time, Tiya did not have means that sending easily to fall the opponent probably. 她这次的对手是个德鲁伊,实力比第一轮遇到的骑士强了不止一星半点,领域高级的境界,身上的装备一看就知道是精英老手,这一次,蒂亚大概没办法那么轻易的打发掉对手了。 The result is not as we expected, although used compared with the last more than points of time, but Tiya ended the fight in ten minutes. 结果出乎我们的意料,虽然用了比上一场多点的时间,但蒂亚还是在十分钟之内结束了战斗。 Seeming like, was that Druid general idea/careless, after Tiya thinks that obtained the advantage, the result directly by a Tiya fire to seal/confer Qiushuai face. 看起来,是那名德鲁伊大意了,接近了蒂亚之后以为获得了优势,结果直接被蒂亚一个火封球甩脸了。 What fire to seal/confer ball? Is the Frozen Orb demon changes the flame edition, however the stability of flame magic erupts damage to be three trees first, first physique superior Druid, fire to seal/confer ball by round of entire wiped out 1/3 life points unexpectedly livingly, but also directly by the intense explosion to flying, to seize the opportunity to supplement together the meteorite then GG. 何谓火封球？就是冰封球的魔改火焰版本,然而火焰魔法的稳定爆发伤害名列三系第一,一个体质超强的德鲁伊,竟然被一发全中的火封球活生生打掉了三分之一的生命值,还直接被强烈的爆炸冲飞出去,被乘机追加一道陨石然后GG。 The Fire tree magic output is that terrifying! 火系魔法输出就是那么恐怖！ Sees performance of Tiya on stage, all watching a sports contest were silent, at this time, everyone started Tiya from a threatening opponent, rises to almost talent this that is hard to defeat and other altitudes, in addition she hidden the mysterious appearance of status, just like became this martial arts contest congress the biggest dark horse in domain group. 看到蒂亚在台上的表现,所有观赛者都沉默了,这时候,大家才开始把蒂亚从一个有威胁的对手,上升到几乎难以战胜的天才这等高度,再加上她隐藏身份的神秘打扮,俨然成了这一届比武大会的领域组里的最大黑马。 Compares others, the thing that we can see are more, by the Tiya present talent strength, in previous generation of evildoer/monstrous talent level talent —— is also Elder Sister Sharna, the small spirit, the master brother two fellow apprentices, my king, the classes of 12 knight inheritance( besides some setting the base maidservant) , to promote the strength of boundary world after completely, in domain rank has been hard to find the opponent who can be a worthy opponent, the small black coal will perhaps chase on her in the future, but absolutely is not the present...... 相比其他人,我们能看到的东西更多,以蒂亚现在的天赋实力,在上一辈妖孽级天才——也就是莎尔娜姐姐,小幽灵,大师兄二师兄,吾王,十二骑士传承者之流(除某垫底侍女之外),全部晋升到了世界之力境界后,在领域这个级别里已经难以找到可以匹敌的对手了,或许小黑炭将来会追赶上她,但绝对不是现在…… ... 。。。