*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Is the small Wu mistakes, you looked, the important document was damaged.” “都是小小吴的错,你看,重要的文件都被损毁了。” Although makes Qi absorb immediately the freeze aura, lets turn into the ice cave the tent to return to warmer weather, but so-called what is done cannot be undone, the especially those frail slip of paper, was added defrosting by such fierce freeze, in the surface looks also completely, in fact bumps gently turned into the powder. 虽然立刻让琪露诺将冰冻气息吸收起来,让变成冰窟的帐篷重新回暖,但所谓覆水难收,尤其是那些脆弱的纸片,被这么剧烈的冻结加解冻,表面上看着还完好,实际上轻轻一碰就变成了粉末了。 After that the group are thrown into confusion cleans up to the foolish matter that a moment ago I and Qi made, Rafel held has been turning into the document of powder, to my complaint full staring. 那之后,一行人手忙脚乱的给刚才我和琪露诺做的傻事擦屁股,拉斐尔捧着已经变成粉末的文件,冲我怨念十足的瞪眼。 „This...... this is accidental/surprised, accidental/surprised, I do not want to make Sir Rafel you open mind.” I cough awkwardly again and again. “这……这是意外,意外,我不也是想让拉斐尔大人您开开眼界嘛。”我尴尬的咳嗽连连。 „Now indeed opens mind, from another angle.” Rafel tone complaint, as if the black curse equally gasping for breath that I entangle. “现在的确是开眼界了,从另外一个角度上。”拉斐尔语气更加怨念,就仿佛黑色诅咒一样将我缠的喘不过气来。 „I made a mistake, did I make a mistake was not good?” “我错了,我错了还不行么？” „Apology is useful, what also wants the violent law enforcement to make?!” “道歉有用,还要暴力执法做什么？！” „......” This...... was you of alliance elder Third World head said that this words, was not appropriate. “……”这……身为联盟长老第三世界负责人的你说这种话,不大合适吧。 „Simple point understanding, you want now to my violence law enforcement is right.” “简单点理解,你现在想对我暴力执法对吧。” „Right, in my heart killing intent has decided!” “没错,我心中杀意已决！” „Can't change another way? For example compensates.” “就不能换另外一种方式吗？比如说补偿。” „Does compensation, what compensate?” “补偿,补偿什么？” „What you have not told me in the final analysis these so-called important documents are make to use, you did not say how I do know?” “说到底你还没有告诉我这些所谓的重要文件到底是做什么用的,你不说我怎么知道？” „Good that this issue asked.” As if in my these words, a face rich squid triumphant Rafel just became quiet in my words turns hostile, how performed a movie king to refine livingly before everyone. “这个问题问的好。”仿佛就在等我这句话般,一脸富鱿凯的拉斐尔在我话刚落音就变了脸,活生生在大家面前上演了一出影帝是怎么炼成的。 Looks smile that Rafel brims with, I have to plant invited Monarch enter the ominous premonition of jar. 看着拉斐尔洋溢的笑颜,我有种被请君入瓮的不祥预感。 „These materials are the second batch of Lesser Evil army waiting lists, relevant information that and following martial arts contest congress needs.” “这些资料都是第二批魔王军候补名单,以及接下来的比武大会所需要的相关信息。” „I know that......” was incapable of chanting in a low voice, I got the handle eventually, no, even if did not have the event, these hundred clan princesses will still force me to obey with other methods probably, to her, the ease can think that 100 methods made me bow the head obediently. “我就知道……”无力低吟了一声,我终究还是被抓住把柄了,不,就算不发生刚才的事件,这百族公主大概也会用其他手段逼迫我就范,对她来说,轻而易举就能想到一百个方法让我乖乖俯首。 Therefore , at this time the hoodlum selected would rather. 所以说,这时候倒不如光棍点好了。 „Good, do I help and that's the end, what want me to make specifically?” “好,我帮就是了,具体要我做些什么？” „, This time to is very happy, I also think by small Wu your personality, but must continue to struggle.” “哦呀,这次到是挺痛快的嘛,我还以为以小小吴你的性格,还要继续挣扎一下呢。” „At this moment my how many also struggles clearly is useless, moreover this time Grandma Akara sends me to come, to run about to you?” “事到如今我多少也明白挣扎是没有用的,而且这次阿卡拉奶奶派我过来,不就是为了给你跑腿么？” „What, is this, I also think that small Wu uses the name of help to come Third World to play, originally is determined to help me, why didn't say early?” “什么呀,原来是这样,我还以为小小吴是打着帮忙的名义来第三世界玩的,原来是下定决心要来帮我,为什么不早说呢？” „Mediated to say early late what distinguished?” “早说和晚说有什么区别？” „The words that spoke early I did not need to perform in this play, was really.” Then, under these hundred clan princesses' puts out packs of documents to suspend from table stage drawers above, then patted the racket, very spirited sticks out chest to say. “早说的话我就不用演这出戏了,真是的。”说完,这百族公主从桌台下的抽屉里重新拿出一叠叠文件摆到上面,然后拍了拍,很神气的挺起胸膛说道。 „These are the genuine documents, these were a moment ago false, I am also thinking what means manufacture with makes them vanish accidentally/surprisingly, then shirks on small Wu to make you be the coolie the mistake obediently, has not thought that small Wu will coordinate, perhaps our does two have the tacit understanding very much not?” “这些才是真正的文件,刚才那些都是假的,我还想着用什么办法制造意外让它们消失,然后把过错推卸到小小吴身上让你乖乖做苦力,没想到小小吴会那么配合,我们两个说不定很有默契不是吗？” I: „......” 我:“……” If you are not the Lina paternal grandmother, is not the Akara best friend, is not hundred clan princesses, is not dance double Ji, is not a great beauty, is not the powerhouse of strength of rank world, I must punch your one now fat! 如果你不是琳娅的奶奶,不是阿卡拉的闺蜜,不是百族公主,不是歌舞双姬,不是个大美人,不是个世界之力级别的强者,我现在就要胖揍你一顿了！ Well, wait/etc, when is, has Rafel promoted? Previous time sees her time, but also is only vague detected vaguely from her aura of strength of rank world, now has promoted thoroughly stably? 咦,等等,到底是什么时候,拉斐尔已经晋升了？上次见她的时候,还只是若有若无的从她身上隐晦察觉到一点世界之力级别的气息,现在已经彻底晋升稳固了吗？ Our hundred clan princess good terrors, absolutely are the God's favored ones right, the beautiful three people in adventurer are the talent ranks, Rafel, Pisa also needs the late integer ten years to arrive at Third World beautifully, and has held the post of the management position not to have the means like beautiful wholly-absorbed experience, even so, she still promotes after Tat beautifully few years in follows to promote together arrives at the strength of rank world. 我们的百族公主殿下好恐怖,绝对是天之骄子没错,萨绮丽三人在冒险者当中已经算是天才级别了,拉斐尔呢,比萨绮丽还要晚个数十年来到第三世界,并且一直担任着管理职务没办法像萨绮丽那样专心历练,就算如此,她也在萨绮丽晋升后的没几年时间里跟着一起晋升到世界之力级别。 If, if Rafel can by the trivial matters of alliance Bind, choice wholly-absorbed experience, what achievement she now unable to achieve? Perhaps at least is also strength of high-level powerhouse the world, even can achieve the peak boundary also perhaps , compared with her, as if even the master brother two fellow apprentices must be overshadowed. 假如说,假如说拉斐尔能够不被联盟的琐事所束缚,选择专心历练,她现在能取得什么样的成就呢？恐怕至少也是个世界之力高级强者,甚至能达到巅峰境界也说不定,和她比起来,似乎连大师兄二师兄都要黯然失色了。 Really enviable, what these hundred clan princesses have are not, what but also there is cannot achieve? Compared with her, her treasure granddaughter Lina, my likes the little wife who plays with the husband more and more, the achievement of now achieving saw a little trivial. 真是令人羡慕呀,这百族公主到底还有什么是不会的,还有什么是做不到的？与她相比,她的宝贝孙女琳娅,我那越来越喜欢作弄丈夫的小妻子,现在取得的成就都显得有点微不足道了。 „Hey, is in a daze, do you have are listening to my words?” Has the sound of penetrating power transmits from the ear, awakens me, originally was Rafel my ear small mouth is collecting to shout one. “喂喂,发什么呆,你有在听我的话吗？”从耳朵旁传来的极具穿透力的声音,将我惊醒过来,原来是拉斐尔拉着我的耳朵小嘴凑上来大喊了一句。 „Listening, listening, to make me make anything, Sir Rafel you spoke frankly, I can achieve will do.” “听着,听着,到底要让我做什么,拉斐尔大人您就直说吧,我能做到的都会做。” „I like likely the young Wu such refreshed person, come, this is the work that you must do.” Rafel small hand raises, one bunch of documents like winged of type flies in front of me, looked at one, I am pale. “我就喜欢像小小吴这么爽快的人,来,这是你们要做的工作。”拉斐尔小手一扬,一堆文件就像长了翅膀样的飞到我面前,看了一眼,我脸色发青。 „Sir Rafel, this work load...... also was too rather big.” “拉斐尔大人,这工作量……未免也太大了些吧。” „Are this many? Also my here 1/10, has completed excluding me.” Rafel blinks, does not seem to understand why such a wee bit works I also to complain incessantly. “这还多？还不到我这边的十分之一呢,不包括我已经做好的。”拉斐尔眨眨眼,似乎不明白这么丁点工作为什么我还要叫苦连天。 „Don't places on a par my ability and your ability, matter that your day can complete my one month not necessarily competent good!” “别把我的能力和你的能力相提并论呀,你一天能做完的事情我一个月都未必能干好！” „Said probably is reasonable, but, was I only of equal in small Wu the degree only 30 times of ability? As if were a little few, should also be able to be stronger is right.” “说的好像有道理,只不过,原来我只相等于小小吴的区区三十倍能力的程度么？似乎有点少了吧,应该还能再强一些才对。” „What degree did I appraise to lower in your eyes?” “我在你眼里评价到底低到了什么程度？” „haha, does not crack a joke, these quest you must complete in any event.” “啊哈哈,不开玩笑了,这些任务无论如何你也要完成。” „, Did not give up any idea of calmly decides, you make me get rid of ten well-known feudal lords would rather, the killed matter I excel.” “不不不,休想若无其事的就这么定下来,你倒不如让我去干掉十个知名领主,打打杀杀的事情我更擅长。” „This matter I know certainly.” Rafel visits me, winked her eyelash to be slender, moist clear sky blue eye pupil, although very beautiful, but also under punched very much. “这种事情我当然知道呀。”拉斐尔看着我,又眨了眨她那睫毛修长,湿润澄清的天蓝色眼眸,虽然很养眼但也很欠揍。 „Knows that do not feel embarrassed the matter that I handle unable to achieve.” “知道就别为难我去做做不到的事情。” „A young Wu person cannot achieve, this point I am very clear.” Rafel seemed like must give up, held the volume to sigh: „But, I had not said that only permits small Wu your one person do, others cannot help.” “小小吴一个人是做不到,这一点我很明白。”拉斐尔像是要放弃了般,扶额叹了一口气:“但是,我并没有说只许小小吴你一个人去做,其他人不能帮忙呀。” „This......” I stare dumbfounded, probably...... this indeed is a blind monk magnificence chose/point! “这……”我瞠目结舌,好像……这的确是个盲僧啊华点！ „Why small Wu can this degree, we as the manager, naturally not possible everything kiss stupidly is, because of this needs massive pain...... cough cough, lots of superior partners and subordinates.” “为什么小小吴能笨到这种程度,我们身为管理者呀,当然不可能事事亲为,正因为如此才需要大量的苦……咳咳,大量的优秀伙伴和手下啊。” You want to say the coolie, wants saying that coolie is right, really with Akara is the person of same strip ship! 你是想说苦力吧,是想说苦力对吧,果然和阿卡拉是同一条船的人！ However, the boat of this friendship is in imminent danger, has the possibility of capsizing anytime, is really happy big rushes...... not, is cries sadly. 然而,这条友谊的小船已经岌岌可危,随时都有翻船的可能性,真是让人喜大普奔……啊不,是悲伤落泪啊。 „You meant, making me call the help Lina? But she in the Holy See mountain, moreover that side also very busy......” knows oneself show a fool attribute, I weak speech, does not dare to show off ability again. “你的意思是说,让我把琳娅叫过来帮忙？可是她远在教廷山,而且那边也挺忙的……”知道自己又秀了一次笨蛋属性,我弱弱的发言,不敢再逞能了。 „You have not understood that my meaning, fool small does Wu, to your person, how give them many confidence?” “你还没明白过来我的意思,笨蛋小小吴,对你身边的人,给她们多一点信心如何？” Good, has taken away on the cauldron of fool me directly. 好吧,已经直接把笨蛋的大锅扣到我头上了。 „Person?” I then looked at the crystal, looked at Qi, their two is fighting for one cup of mind-clearing water. “身边的人？”我回头看了看水晶,又看了看琪露诺,她们两个正争抢一杯清神水。 Also without the speech, Rafel waves the hand again and again: „No, their two even.” 还没说话,拉斐尔就连连摇手:“不,她们两个就算了。” It seems like that the crystal and Qi fool attribute also completely exposed, was really my daughter, the intelligence quotient inherited the father worthily completely I, from now our fool father and daughter three people of groups must be bound by a common destiny, for a penny and for a pound established the fool god simply, carried forward the tradition of fool, I thought that we will not be lonely, so long as looked at a surrounding person slightly, can find many right initiation candidates. 看来,水晶和琪露诺的笨蛋属性也彻底暴露了,真不愧是我的女儿,智商完全继承了父亲我呢,从此以后我们笨蛋父女三人组就要相依为命,干脆一不做二不休建立笨蛋神教,将笨蛋的传统发扬光大,我觉得我们不会寂寞,只要稍微看一眼周围的人,就能找到很多合适的入教人选。 In other words,...... Julie is not probably good except for crystal Qi, whom did I ask also?! 也就是说,除了水晶琪露诺……尤丽叶大概也不行吧,我就问还有谁？！ Yellow piece maidservant, Evil Dragon, three do not have princess one, red and white princess, as well as small black coal. 黄段子侍女一枚,恶龙蕾娜一枚,三无公主一枚,红白公主一枚,以及小黑炭一枚。 Their five? 她们五个？ It is not I underestimates them, their abilities...... probably indeed compared with I many appearances! Although many odd and that's the end. 不是我小看她们,她们的能力呀……好像的确比我强很多的样子！虽然有很多怪癖就是了。 After shocking discovery this fact, I whiz one stands, gives them the document in hand. 震惊的发现这个事实后,我嗖一下站起来,将手中的文件递给她们。 „How does everyone help?” “大家帮个忙如何？” „Ha? Why I must help you, asking others for help the help should use this tone?” “哈？我凭什么要帮你,求人帮忙应该用这种语气吗？” „Sorry, help asks you great Evil Dragon Mr .” My sincere 90 degrees bow, the incorrect words can only scrape off gold on knee again. “对不起,帮我个忙吧求您了伟大的恶龙蕾娜大人。”我诚恳的九十度鞠躬,再不行的话就只能把膝盖上的黄金刮掉了。 „Un, this also a little appearance, wait/etc, what did you say a moment ago?” “嗯,这还有点样子,等等,你刚才说了什么？” „I meant that asked you great Saint Sir dragon.” Mouth reckless say/way who I am without turning a hair. “我是说求您了伟大的圣龙蕾娜大人。”我面不改色的口胡道。 „Saint dragon...... I am not the Saint dragon, ok, is also useless about the fellow explanation that our clan knows nothing with your type.” Evil Dragon is whispering low voice, thinks, she reveals to tease the smile. “圣龙……我才不是什么圣龙呢,算了,和你这种对我们一族一无所知的家伙解释也没用。”恶龙蕾娜小声嘀咕着,想了想,她露出戏谑笑容。 „To make me help is not not possible, what price but your fool can Druid pay?” “想让我帮忙不是不可能,但是你这笨蛋德鲁伊能付出什么样的代价呢？” „Rubs the shoulder to pound the back to you.” “给你揉揉肩捶捶背。” „Does not need!” “不需要！” „Delicious grilled fish feast.” “一顿美味的烤鱼大餐。” „This...... cough cough, I am not the crystal, not possible move! The grilled fish that also your fellow made was too inferior, rejected!” “这……咳咳,我又不是水晶,才不可能中招！再说你这家伙做的烤鱼太劣质了,驳回！” Hey, you obviously vacillated a moment ago, heart movement. 喂喂,你刚才明显是动摇了,心动了吧。 „Ten.” “十顿。” „Deal.” “成交。” „......” Originally thinks that handles Evil Dragon difficultly, probably is also simple, was I too overestimated her? “……”本来以为搞定恶龙蕾娜有多困难,好像也蛮简单的,是我太高估了她吗？ The vision falls to the red and white princess on, her words...... 目光落到红白公主身上,她的话…… „Paper.” “纸。” „Deal.” “成交。” Probably is also simple, wait/etc, are my these younger sisters very casual?! 好像也蛮简单的,等等,难道说我身边这些妹子都挺随便的？！ The yellow piece maidservant and three did not have the princess not to need to confirm, after all was own personal maidservant, but should the benefit must , the small black coal words let her following yellow piece maidservant, me has crystal Qi and Julie three. 黄段子侍女和三无公主就不用确认了,毕竟是自家的贴身侍女嘛,不过该给的甜头也是要给的,小黑炭的话就让她跟着黄段子侍女吧,我这边已经有水晶琪露诺和尤丽叶三个了。 Thereupon, three minutes were less than I handled everyone. 于是乎,三分钟时间不到我就搞定了所有人。 „Has one set small Wu.” “有一套嘛小小吴。” „Snort, I was called 【So long as is man who can certainly achieve diligently】.” “哼,我可是被称之为【只要努力去做就一定能做到的男人】呀。” „Can I believe your words?” “我可以相信你的话吗？” „Why no?” “为什么不呢？” „Good, decided that so long as can achieve diligently, increases the add 1 point quest quantity not to relate again.” “好,决定了,只要努力就能做到的话,再增加一点任务量也没关系吧。” „Sorry please the words that I spoke a moment ago, when talks nonsense!” “对不起请把我刚才说的话当放屁吧！” Should recognize instigated must instigate, is one of my few merits, the thorn person vision that but the girls cast what's the matter, should not praise me quick-wittedly is right? 该认怂的时候必须怂,也是我为数不多的优点之一,只不过女孩们投来的刺人目光是怎么回事,不是应该夸一下我机智才对么？ „Eland.” Subpoenaed one, valiant Rogue Encampment soldier commanded appears before us quickly. “伊兰雅。”传唤一声,英姿飒爽的罗格营地士兵统领很快出现在我们面前。 „These people as if must be divided into the appearances of five groups, you send four party soldier to await to dispatch.” “这些人似乎要分成五个组的样子,你派上四个小队的士兵听候差遣吧。” Rafel is very careful, knows three not to have the princess, the red and white princess, Evil Dragon and yellow piece maidservant are not high in the Third World popularity, accepts quest to run to express the opinion rashly, even can show that the status still will be very towering, therefore dispatches soldier to follow is the best solution, first can show that their status, secondly is also easily more convenient through soldier to do with the Third World person. 拉斐尔很细心,知道三无公主,红白公主,恶龙蕾娜和黄段子侍女在第三世界的知名度都不高,贸然接受任务跑去发表意见,就算能证明身份也会很突兀,所以派遣士兵跟随是最好的解决办法,一来可以证明她们的身份,二来通过士兵也更方便容易和第三世界的人打交道。 Just...... 只不过…… „Why divides five groups to only have four party, I?” “为什么分五个组却只有四个小队,我呢？” „Aiya, by small Wu you in the Third World popularity, but also has a need for soldier following?” “哎呀哎呀,以小小吴你在第三世界的知名度,还用得着士兵跟随吗？” „With fame irrelevant, I also want several to be able the subordinate who helps run about!” “和名气无关,我也想有几个可以帮忙跑腿的手下啊！” „This two not?” Rafel pouts to the crystal and Qi: „Because of the relations of martial arts contest congress, our here soldier is also very scarce, can save saves as far as possible.” “这两个不是吗？”拉斐尔冲水晶和琪露诺努努嘴:“因为比武大会的关系,我们这边的士兵也很紧缺,能省就尽量省下吧。” „My solemn alliance elder and Savior became running about of lowest level unexpectedly!” “我堂堂联盟长老兼救世主竟然成最底层的跑腿了！” „Has seductress/evil spirit of like this powerful foreign aid a big dragon in addition ice, your also extravagant demands anything.” “有一头巨龙外加一个冰之妖精这样的强大外援,你还奢求什么呀。” „If possible please must make me use this two powerful foreign aid to trade two ordinary soldier!” “如果可以的话请务必让我用这两个强大外援换两个普通士兵！” „Today's weather is really good, Eland, or we take a walk.” “今天的天气真好,伊兰雅,要不我们去散个步吧。” Shifted the topic unexpectedly! Moreover is disinclined the so poor clumsy shift topic way of brain! 竟然转移话题了！而且是懒得动脑的如此劣拙的转移话题方式！ „Sorry, Rafel elder, I have quest in the body.” Eland has been familiar with the thought of her boss that bracelet obviously, she is without turning a hair should say. “抱歉,拉斐尔长老,我还有任务在身。”伊兰雅显然已经十分熟悉她的上司那跳脱的思维,她面不改色的应道。 „Rafel elder, if feels too idle, might as well appoint to share to quest of convoy guard yesterday?” “拉斐尔长老要是觉得太闲,不如将昨天指派给护卫队的任务分担一些吧？” „hahaha, I crack a joke, I am very busy, a lot must be done, un, you also go busily, do not disturb me, I must start to work.” “啊哈哈哈,我只是开个玩笑罢了,我很忙的,还有很多事情要做,嗯,你们也去忙吧,别打扰我,我要开始干活了。” , Rafel's form on document pile of institutes by table was submerged, immediately enters the active status. 哧溜一声,拉斐尔的身影就被桌上的文件堆所淹没,立刻进入了工作状态。 „I first said goodbye, every elder, please along with me come, my gives you to arrange the manpower.” “那我先告辞了,凡长老,请随我来吧,我这就给您安排人手。” „That asked.” “那就拜托了。” Friendly smiles, we and Eland stepped to leave Rafel's tent, formally started the running about work of Third World, the reputation of it seems like my doing odd jobs elder could not throw off for a lifetime...... 友善的相视一笑,我们和伊兰雅移步离开了拉斐尔的帐篷,正式开始了第三世界的跑腿工作,看来我这个打杂长老的名头是一辈子也甩不掉了…… ... 。。。