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***************************************************************************************************„Is the smallWumistakes, youlooked, the importantdocumentwas damaged.”
“都是小小吴的错,你看,重要的文件都被损毁了。”AlthoughmakesQiabsorbimmediately the freezeaura, letsturn into the ice cave the tentto return to warmer weather, butso-calledwhat is done cannot be undone, the especially thosefrailslip of paper, was addeddefrostingby such fiercefreeze, in the surfacelooksalsocompletely, in factbumpsgentlyturned into the powder.
虽然立刻让琪露诺将冰冻气息吸收起来,让变成冰窟的帐篷重新回暖,但所谓覆水难收,尤其是那些脆弱的纸片,被这么剧烈的冻结加解冻,表面上看着还完好,实际上轻轻一碰就变成了粉末了。
After that the groupare thrown into confusioncleans upto the foolish matter that a moment agoIandQimade, Rafelheldhas been turning into the document of powder, tomycomplaintfullstaring.
那之后,一行人手忙脚乱的给刚才我和琪露诺做的傻事擦屁股,拉斐尔捧着已经变成粉末的文件,冲我怨念十足的瞪眼。„This...... thisisaccidental/surprised, accidental/surprised, Ido not wantto makeSirRafelyouopen mind.”Icoughawkwardlyagain and again.
“这……这是意外,意外,我不也是想让拉斐尔大人您开开眼界嘛。”我尴尬的咳嗽连连。„Nowindeedopens mind, fromanotherangle.”Rafeltonecomplaint, as if the blackcurseequallygasping for breath that Ientangle.
“现在的确是开眼界了,从另外一个角度上。”拉斐尔语气更加怨念,就仿佛黑色诅咒一样将我缠的喘不过气来。„Imade a mistake, did Imake a mistakewas not good?”
“我错了,我错了还不行么?”„Apologyis useful, what alsowants the violentlaw enforcementto make?!”
“道歉有用,还要暴力执法做什么?!”„......”This...... wasyou of allianceelderThird Worldheadsaid that thiswords, was not appropriate.
“……”这……身为联盟长老第三世界负责人的你说这种话,不大合适吧。„Simplepointunderstanding, youwantnowtomyviolencelaw enforcementis right.”
“简单点理解,你现在想对我暴力执法对吧。”„Right, inmyheartkilling intenthas decided!”
“没错,我心中杀意已决!”„Can'tchange another way? For examplecompensates.”
“就不能换另外一种方式吗?比如说补偿。”„Does compensation, whatcompensate?”
“补偿,补偿什么?”„Whatyouhave not toldmein the final analysistheseso-calledimportant documentsaremaketo use, youdid not say how Ido know?”
“说到底你还没有告诉我这些所谓的重要文件到底是做什么用的,你不说我怎么知道?”„Good that thisissueasked.”As ifinmythese words, a facerichsquidtriumphantRafeljustbecame quietinmywordsturns hostile, howperformed a movie kingto refinelivinglybeforeeveryone.
“这个问题问的好。”仿佛就在等我这句话般,一脸富鱿凯的拉斐尔在我话刚落音就变了脸,活生生在大家面前上演了一出影帝是怎么炼成的。Lookssmile that Rafelbrims with, Ihaveto plantinvitedMonarchenter the ominouspremonition of jar.
看着拉斐尔洋溢的笑颜,我有种被请君入瓮的不祥预感。„Thesematerialsare the secondbatch of Lesser Evilarmywaiting lists, relevant information that and followingmartial arts contestcongressneeds.”
“这些资料都是第二批魔王军候补名单,以及接下来的比武大会所需要的相关信息。”„Iknow that......”was incapable ofchanting in a low voice, Igot the handleeventually, no, even ifdid not have the event, thesehundredclanprincesseswill still forcemeto obeywithothermethodsprobably, to her, the easecanthink that 100methodsmademebow the headobediently.
“我就知道……”无力低吟了一声,我终究还是被抓住把柄了,不,就算不发生刚才的事件,这百族公主大概也会用其他手段逼迫我就范,对她来说,轻而易举就能想到一百个方法让我乖乖俯首。Therefore ,at this time the hoodlumselectedwould rather.
所以说,这时候倒不如光棍点好了。„Good, do Ihelpand that's the end, whatwantmeto makespecifically?”
“好,我帮就是了,具体要我做些什么?”„, Thistimetoisveryhappy, IalsothinkbysmallWuyourpersonality, but must continueto struggle.”
“哦呀,这次到是挺痛快的嘛,我还以为以小小吴你的性格,还要继续挣扎一下呢。”„At this momentmyhow manyalsostrugglesclearlyis useless, moreoverthistimeGrandmaAkarasendsmeto come, torun abouttoyou?”
“事到如今我多少也明白挣扎是没有用的,而且这次阿卡拉奶奶派我过来,不就是为了给你跑腿么?”„What, isthis, Ialsothink that smallWuuses the name of helpto comeThird Worldto play, originally is determined to helpme, whydidn't sayearly?”
“什么呀,原来是这样,我还以为小小吴是打着帮忙的名义来第三世界玩的,原来是下定决心要来帮我,为什么不早说呢?”„Mediatedto sayearlylatewhatdistinguished?”
“早说和晚说有什么区别?”„The words that spokeearlyIdid not needto perform inthisplay, was really.”Then, underthesehundredclanprincesses'puts outpacks of documentsto suspendfromtablestagedrawersabove, thenpatted the racket, veryspiritedsticks out chestto say.
“早说的话我就不用演这出戏了,真是的。”说完,这百族公主从桌台下的抽屉里重新拿出一叠叠文件摆到上面,然后拍了拍,很神气的挺起胸膛说道。„Theseare the genuinedocuments, thesewere a moment ago false, Iam also thinkingwhatmeansmanufacturewithmakesthemvanishaccidentally/surprisingly, thenshirksonsmallWuto makeyoube the coolie the mistakeobediently, has not thought that smallWuwill coordinate, perhapsour does twohave the tacit understandingvery muchnot?”
“这些才是真正的文件,刚才那些都是假的,我还想着用什么办法制造意外让它们消失,然后把过错推卸到小小吴身上让你乖乖做苦力,没想到小小吴会那么配合,我们两个说不定很有默契不是吗?”I: „......”
我:“……”Ifyouare not the Linapaternal grandmother, is not the Akarabest friend, is nothundredclanprincesses, is notdancedoubleJi, is not a great beauty, is not the powerhouse of strength of rankworld, Imustpunchyouronenowfat!
如果你不是琳娅的奶奶,不是阿卡拉的闺蜜,不是百族公主,不是歌舞双姬,不是个大美人,不是个世界之力级别的强者,我现在就要胖揍你一顿了!Well, wait/etc, whenis, has Rafelpromoted? Previoustimeseeshertime, but also is onlyvaguedetectedvaguelyfromheraura of strength of rankworld, nowhas promotedthoroughlystably?
咦,等等,到底是什么时候,拉斐尔已经晋升了?上次见她的时候,还只是若有若无的从她身上隐晦察觉到一点世界之力级别的气息,现在已经彻底晋升稳固了吗?Ourhundredclanprincessgoodterrors, absolutelyare the God's favored onesright, the beautifulthreepeopleinadventurerare the talentranks, Rafel, Pisaalsoneeds the lateintegertenyearsto arrive atThird Worldbeautifully, andhas held the post of the management positionnot to have the meanslikebeautifulwholly-absorbedexperience, evenso, shestillpromotesafterTatbeautifullyfewyearsinfollowsto promotetogetherarrives at the strength of rankworld.
我们的百族公主殿下好恐怖,绝对是天之骄子没错,萨绮丽三人在冒险者当中已经算是天才级别了,拉斐尔呢,比萨绮丽还要晚个数十年来到第三世界,并且一直担任着管理职务没办法像萨绮丽那样专心历练,就算如此,她也在萨绮丽晋升后的没几年时间里跟着一起晋升到世界之力级别。If, ifRafelcanby the trivial matters of allianceBind, choicewholly-absorbedexperience, whatachievementshenow unable to achieve? Perhapsat least is also strength of high-levelpowerhouse the world, evencanachieve the peakboundaryalsoperhaps , compared with her, as ifeven the masterbrothertwofellow apprenticesmustbe overshadowed.
假如说,假如说拉斐尔能够不被联盟的琐事所束缚,选择专心历练,她现在能取得什么样的成就呢?恐怕至少也是个世界之力高级强者,甚至能达到巅峰境界也说不定,和她比起来,似乎连大师兄二师兄都要黯然失色了。Reallyenviable, whatthesehundredclanprincesses have arenot, what but alsothere is cannot achieve? Compared withher, hertreasuregranddaughterLina, my likes the littlewife who plays with the husbandmore and more, the achievement of nowachievingsawa littletrivial.
真是令人羡慕呀,这百族公主到底还有什么是不会的,还有什么是做不到的?与她相比,她的宝贝孙女琳娅,我那越来越喜欢作弄丈夫的小妻子,现在取得的成就都显得有点微不足道了。„Hey, is in a daze, do youhaveare listening tomywords?”Has the sound of penetrating powertransmitsfrom the ear, awakensme, originallywasRafelmyearsmallmouthis collectingto shoutone.
“喂喂,发什么呆,你有在听我的话吗?”从耳朵旁传来的极具穿透力的声音,将我惊醒过来,原来是拉斐尔拉着我的耳朵小嘴凑上来大喊了一句。„Listening, listening, to makememakeanything, SirRafelyouspoke frankly, Icanachievewill do.”
“听着,听着,到底要让我做什么,拉斐尔大人您就直说吧,我能做到的都会做。”„Ilikelikely the youngWusuchrefreshedperson, come, thisis the work that youmustdo.”Rafelsmall handraises, onebunch of documentslikewinged of typefliesin front ofme, looked atone, Iam pale.
“我就喜欢像小小吴这么爽快的人,来,这是你们要做的工作。”拉斐尔小手一扬,一堆文件就像长了翅膀样的飞到我面前,看了一眼,我脸色发青。„SirRafel, thiswork load...... also was too rather big.”
“拉斐尔大人,这工作量……未免也太大了些吧。”„Are thismany? Alsomyhere1/10, has completedexcludingme.”Rafelblinks, does not seem to understand why sucha wee bitworksIalso to complain incessantly.
“这还多?还不到我这边的十分之一呢,不包括我已经做好的。”拉斐尔眨眨眼,似乎不明白这么丁点工作为什么我还要叫苦连天。„Don'tplaces on a parmyabilityandyourability, matter that your daycancompletemyonemonthnot necessarilycompetentgood!”
“别把我的能力和你的能力相提并论呀,你一天能做完的事情我一个月都未必能干好!”„Saidprobablyis reasonable, but, was Ionlyof equalin smallWu the degreeonly30times of ability? As ifwere a little few, shouldalsobe ableto be strongeris right.”
“说的好像有道理,只不过,原来我只相等于小小吴的区区三十倍能力的程度么?似乎有点少了吧,应该还能再强一些才对。”„Whatdegree did Iappraiseto lowerin your eyes?”
“我在你眼里评价到底低到了什么程度?”„haha, does not crack a joke, thesequestyou must completein any event.”
“啊哈哈,不开玩笑了,这些任务无论如何你也要完成。”„, Did not give up any idea ofcalmlydecides, youmakemeget rid oftenwell-knownfeudal lordswould rather, the killedmatterIexcel.”
“不不不,休想若无其事的就这么定下来,你倒不如让我去干掉十个知名领主,打打杀杀的事情我更擅长。”„ThismatterIknow certainly.”Rafelvisitsme, winked her eyelashto be slender, moistclearsky blueeyepupil, althoughverybeautiful, butalsounderpunchedvery much.
“这种事情我当然知道呀。”拉斐尔看着我,又眨了眨她那睫毛修长,湿润澄清的天蓝色眼眸,虽然很养眼但也很欠揍。„Knows that do not feel embarrassed the matter that Ihandle unable to achieve.”
“知道就别为难我去做做不到的事情。”„A youngWupersoncannot achieve, this pointIam very clear.”Rafelseemed likemustgive up, held the volumeto sigh: „But, Ihad not said that onlypermits smallWuyour one persondo, others cannothelp.”
“小小吴一个人是做不到,这一点我很明白。”拉斐尔像是要放弃了般,扶额叹了一口气:“但是,我并没有说只许小小吴你一个人去做,其他人不能帮忙呀。”„This......”Istare dumbfounded, probably...... thisindeedis a blindmonkmagnificencechose/point!
“这……”我瞠目结舌,好像……这的确是个盲僧啊华点!„WhysmallWu can thisdegree, weas the manager, naturallynot possibleeverythingkissstupidlyis, because of thisneedsmassivepain...... cough cough, lots ofsuperior partnersandsubordinates.”
“为什么小小吴能笨到这种程度,我们身为管理者呀,当然不可能事事亲为,正因为如此才需要大量的苦……咳咳,大量的优秀伙伴和手下啊。”Youwantto say the coolie, wants saying that coolieis right, reallywithAkarais the person of samestripship!
你是想说苦力吧,是想说苦力对吧,果然和阿卡拉是同一条船的人!However, the boat of thisfriendshipis in imminent danger, has the possibility of capsizinganytime, is really happybigrushes...... not, iscriessadly.
然而,这条友谊的小船已经岌岌可危,随时都有翻船的可能性,真是让人喜大普奔……啊不,是悲伤落泪啊。„Youmeant,makingmecall the helpLina? Butshein the Holy Seemountain, moreoverthat sidealsoverybusy......”knowsoneselfshow a foolattribute, Iweakspeech, does not dareto show off abilityagain.
“你的意思是说,让我把琳娅叫过来帮忙?可是她远在教廷山,而且那边也挺忙的……”知道自己又秀了一次笨蛋属性,我弱弱的发言,不敢再逞能了。„Youhave not understood that mymeaning, foolsmall does Wu, toyourperson, howgivethemmanyconfidence?”
“你还没明白过来我的意思,笨蛋小小吴,对你身边的人,给她们多一点信心如何?”Good, has taken awayon the cauldron of foolmedirectly.
好吧,已经直接把笨蛋的大锅扣到我头上了。„Person?”Ithenlooked at the crystal, looked atQi, theirtwois fighting foronecup of mind-clearing water.
“身边的人?”我回头看了看水晶,又看了看琪露诺,她们两个正争抢一杯清神水。Alsowithout the speech, Rafelwaves the handagain and again: „No, theirtwoeven.”
还没说话,拉斐尔就连连摇手:“不,她们两个就算了。”It seems like that the crystalandQifoolattributealsocompletelyexposed, was really my daughter, the intelligence quotientinherited the fatherworthilycompletelyI, from nowourfoolfather and daughterthreepeople of groupsmustbe bound by a common destiny, for a penny and for a poundestablished the foolgodsimply, carried forward the tradition of fool, Ithought that wewill not be lonely, so long aslooked at a surroundingpersonslightly, canfindmanyrightinitiationcandidates.
看来,水晶和琪露诺的笨蛋属性也彻底暴露了,真不愧是我的女儿,智商完全继承了父亲我呢,从此以后我们笨蛋父女三人组就要相依为命,干脆一不做二不休建立笨蛋神教,将笨蛋的传统发扬光大,我觉得我们不会寂寞,只要稍微看一眼周围的人,就能找到很多合适的入教人选。In other words,...... Julieis not probably goodexcept forcrystalQi, whom did Iaskalso?!
也就是说,除了水晶琪露诺……尤丽叶大概也不行吧,我就问还有谁?!Yellowpiecemaidservant, Evil Dragon, threedo not haveprincessone, red and whiteprincess, as well assmallblackcoal.
黄段子侍女一枚,恶龙蕾娜一枚,三无公主一枚,红白公主一枚,以及小黑炭一枚。Theirfive?
她们五个?
It is not Iunderestimatesthem, theirabilities...... probablyindeedcompared withImanyappearances! Although many oddand that's the end.
不是我小看她们,她们的能力呀……好像的确比我强很多的样子!虽然有很多怪癖就是了。
After shockingdiscoverythisfact, Iwhizonestands, givesthem the document in hand.
震惊的发现这个事实后,我嗖一下站起来,将手中的文件递给她们。„How does everyonehelp?”
“大家帮个忙如何?”„Ha? WhyImusthelpyou, asking others for help the helpshouldusethistone?”
“哈?我凭什么要帮你,求人帮忙应该用这种语气吗?”„Sorry, helpasksyougreatEvil DragonMr .”Mysincere90degreesbow, the incorrectwords can only scrape offgold on kneeagain.
“对不起,帮我个忙吧求您了伟大的恶龙蕾娜大人。”我诚恳的九十度鞠躬,再不行的话就只能把膝盖上的黄金刮掉了。„Un, thisalsoa littleappearance, wait/etc, what did yousaya moment ago?”
“嗯,这还有点样子,等等,你刚才说了什么?”„Imeant that askedyougreatSaintSirdragon.”Mouthrecklesssay/way who Iam without turning a hair.
“我是说求您了伟大的圣龙蕾娜大人。”我面不改色的口胡道。„Saintdragon...... Iam not the Saintdragon, ok, is also uselessabout the fellowexplanation that our clanknows nothingwith your type.”Evil Dragonis whisperinglow voice, thinks,sherevealsto tease the smile.
“圣龙……我才不是什么圣龙呢,算了,和你这种对我们一族一无所知的家伙解释也没用。”恶龙蕾娜小声嘀咕着,想了想,她露出戏谑笑容。„To makemehelpis notnot possible, whatpricebut your fool can Druidpay?”
“想让我帮忙不是不可能,但是你这笨蛋德鲁伊能付出什么样的代价呢?”„Rubs the shoulderto pound the backtoyou.”
“给你揉揉肩捶捶背。”„Does not need!”
“不需要!”„Deliciousgrilled fishfeast.”
“一顿美味的烤鱼大餐。”„This...... cough cough, Iam not the crystal, not possiblemove! The grilled fish that also your fellowmadewas too inferior, rejected!”
“这……咳咳,我又不是水晶,才不可能中招!再说你这家伙做的烤鱼太劣质了,驳回!”Hey, youobviouslyvacillateda moment ago, heart movement.
喂喂,你刚才明显是动摇了,心动了吧。„Ten.”
“十顿。”„Deal.”
“成交。”„......”Originallythinks that handlesEvil Dragondifficultly, probablyis also simple, wasItoooverestimatedher?
“……”本来以为搞定恶龙蕾娜有多困难,好像也蛮简单的,是我太高估了她吗?
The visionfallsto the red and whiteprincesson, herwords......
目光落到红白公主身上,她的话……„Paper.”
“纸。”„Deal.”
“成交。”Probablyis also simple, wait/etc, are mytheseyounger sistersverycasual?!
好像也蛮简单的,等等,难道说我身边这些妹子都挺随便的?!
The yellowpiecemaidservantandthreedid not have the princessnot to needto confirm, after allwasownpersonalmaidservant, butshould the benefit must , the smallblackcoalwordsletherfollowingyellowpiecemaidservant, mehascrystalQiandJuliethree.
黄段子侍女和三无公主就不用确认了,毕竟是自家的贴身侍女嘛,不过该给的甜头也是要给的,小黑炭的话就让她跟着黄段子侍女吧,我这边已经有水晶琪露诺和尤丽叶三个了。Thereupon, threeminuteswere less thanIhandledeveryone.
于是乎,三分钟时间不到我就搞定了所有人。„HasonesetsmallWu.”
“有一套嘛小小吴。”„Snort, Iwas called【So long asisman who can certainlyachievediligently】.”
“哼,我可是被称之为【只要努力去做就一定能做到的男人】呀。”„Can Ibelieveyourwords?”
“我可以相信你的话吗?”„Whyno?”
“为什么不呢?”„Good, decided that so long ascanachievediligently, increases the add 1 pointquestquantitynot to relateagain.”
“好,决定了,只要努力就能做到的话,再增加一点任务量也没关系吧。”„Sorryplease the words that Ispokea moment ago, whentalks nonsense!”
“对不起请把我刚才说的话当放屁吧!”Shouldrecognizeinstigatedmustinstigate, is one of my fewmerits, the thornpersonvision that but the girlscastwhat's the matter, should notpraisemequick-wittedlyis right?
该认怂的时候必须怂,也是我为数不多的优点之一,只不过女孩们投来的刺人目光是怎么回事,不是应该夸一下我机智才对么?„Eland.”Subpoenaedone, valiantRogue Encampmentsoldiercommandedappearsbeforeusquickly.
“伊兰雅。”传唤一声,英姿飒爽的罗格营地士兵统领很快出现在我们面前。„Thesepeopleas ifmustbe divided into the appearances of fivegroups, yousendfourpartysoldierto awaitto dispatch.”
“这些人似乎要分成五个组的样子,你派上四个小队的士兵听候差遣吧。”Rafelis very careful, knowsthreenot to have the princess, the red and whiteprincess, Evil Dragon and yellowpiecemaidservantare not highin the Third Worldpopularity, acceptsquestto runto express the opinionrashly, evencanshow that the status still will be very towering, thereforedispatchessoldierto followis the bestsolution, firstcanshow that theirstatus, secondly is also easily more convenientthroughsoldier to dowith the Third Worldperson.
拉斐尔很细心,知道三无公主,红白公主,恶龙蕾娜和黄段子侍女在第三世界的知名度都不高,贸然接受任务跑去发表意见,就算能证明身份也会很突兀,所以派遣士兵跟随是最好的解决办法,一来可以证明她们的身份,二来通过士兵也更方便容易和第三世界的人打交道。Just......
只不过……„Whydividesfivegroupsto only havefourparty, I?”
“为什么分五个组却只有四个小队,我呢?”„Aiya, bysmallWuyouin the Third Worldpopularity, but alsohas a need forsoldierfollowing?”
“哎呀哎呀,以小小吴你在第三世界的知名度,还用得着士兵跟随吗?”„Withfameirrelevant, Ialso want severalto be able the subordinate who helpsrun about!”
“和名气无关,我也想有几个可以帮忙跑腿的手下啊!”„Thistwonot?”Rafelpoutsto the crystalandQi: „Because of the relations of martial arts contestcongress, ourheresoldier is also very scarce, cansavesavesas far as possible.”
“这两个不是吗?”拉斐尔冲水晶和琪露诺努努嘴:“因为比武大会的关系,我们这边的士兵也很紧缺,能省就尽量省下吧。”„MysolemnallianceelderandSaviorbecamerunning about of lowest levelunexpectedly!”
“我堂堂联盟长老兼救世主竟然成最底层的跑腿了!”„Hasseductress/evil spirit of like thispowerfulforeign aid a big dragonin additionice, youralsoextravagant demandsanything.”
“有一头巨龙外加一个冰之妖精这样的强大外援,你还奢求什么呀。”„If possiblepleasemustmakemeusethistwopowerfulforeign aidto tradetwoordinarysoldier!”
“如果可以的话请务必让我用这两个强大外援换两个普通士兵!”„Today'sweatheris really good, Eland, orwetake a walk.”
“今天的天气真好,伊兰雅,要不我们去散个步吧。”Shifted the topicunexpectedly! Moreover is disinclined the sopoorclumsyshifttopicway of brain!
竟然转移话题了!而且是懒得动脑的如此劣拙的转移话题方式!„Sorry, Rafelelder, I have questin the body.”Elandhas been familiar with the thought of herbossthatbraceletobviously, sheis without turning a hairshouldsay.
“抱歉,拉斐尔长老,我还有任务在身。”伊兰雅显然已经十分熟悉她的上司那跳脱的思维,她面不改色的应道。„Rafelelder, iffeelstooidle, might as wellappointto sharetoquest of convoy guardyesterday?”
“拉斐尔长老要是觉得太闲,不如将昨天指派给护卫队的任务分担一些吧?”„hahaha, Icrack a joke, Iam very busy, a lotmustbe done, un, youalsogobusily, do not disturbme, Imuststartto work.”
“啊哈哈哈,我只是开个玩笑罢了,我很忙的,还有很多事情要做,嗯,你们也去忙吧,别打扰我,我要开始干活了。”
, Rafel'sformondocumentpile of institutesbytablewas submerged, immediatelyenters the active status.
哧溜一声,拉斐尔的身影就被桌上的文件堆所淹没,立刻进入了工作状态。„Ifirstsaid goodbye, everyelder, pleasealong withmecome, my givesyouto arrange the manpower.”
“那我先告辞了,凡长老,请随我来吧,我这就给您安排人手。”„Thatasked.”
“那就拜托了。”Friendlysmiles, weandElandsteppedto leaveRafel'stent, formallystarted the running aboutwork of Third World, the reputation of it seems like my doing odd jobseldercould not throw offfor a lifetime......
友善的相视一笑,我们和伊兰雅移步离开了拉斐尔的帐篷,正式开始了第三世界的跑腿工作,看来我这个打杂长老的名头是一辈子也甩不掉了……
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