*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Akara ran, the scheduled good breakfast also malingered, does not have the breakfast is not good, puts out an elder brother's stance slightly, wants to continue to work Lehne who pulling to go home, followed two small tails, the crystal is not no need saying that how this glutton may miss the Valise delicious breakfast, as for Qi, was unfamiliar with the people and place newly-arrived, she was not glad with the unchaste red and white princess, even if the crystal not cross-eye, mostly the time two people will still arrive at —— to quarrel together are always lonelier than a person. 阿卡拉跑了,原本预定好的早餐也泡汤了,不吃早餐可不行,稍微拿出一点哥哥的架势,把还想继续工作的莱娜给牵回了家,身后跟着两条小尾巴,水晶不必说,她这个吃货怎么可能会错过维拉丝的美味早餐呢,至于琪露诺嘛,初来乍到人生地不熟的,跟着无节操的红白公主她又不乐意,所以即便和水晶不对眼,大多时间两人也会走到一块——吵架总比一个人寂寞好嘛。 Just entered home to run into Karina, family's atmosphere was a little as if strange, has acted is bullied the role puppy dog Valise, probably very depressed appearance, lowered the head, was similar to is the wrong thing was stressed the child, what in her behind was Sarah and three does not have the princess, similarly revealed the manner that as if submitted to punishment. 刚进家门就遇到了卡丽娜,家里的气氛似乎有点古怪,一直扮演着被欺负角色的小狗狗维拉丝,好像很沮丧的样子,低着头,就如同是做了错事被抓个正着的孩子,在她身后的是莎拉和三无公主,同样露出一副仿佛伏法的举止。 This was strange matter. 这可是怪事了。 „Just right that Brother Wu you comes back.” Sees me to come back, Karina eyes one bright, immediately gives up the girls walking toward me. “吴小弟你回来的正好。”见我回来,卡丽娜眼睛一亮,立刻放弃女孩们向我走过来。 „What happened?” “发生了什么事？” „Your obedient wives, violated the camp laws, must follow me, could seize the opportunity to experience Jail taste.” “你的乖乖妻子们,违反了营地法规,现在要跟我走一趟,说不定能乘机体验一把监牢的滋味。” „How...... how can like this?” I am shocked looks at Karina, discovered that she does intentionally in the serious expression, the eye contains the happy expression that is unable to hide, then knows that she in half jokingly, relaxes at heart slightly. “怎……怎么会这样？”我震惊的看着卡丽娜,发现她故作严肃的表情里,眼睛蕴含着无法隐藏的笑意,便知道她是在半开玩笑,心里微微松了口气。 „How Valise they may violate the laws, you are joking Sister Lena with me.” “维拉丝她们怎么可能会违反法规,你是在和我开玩笑吧丽娜大姐。” „They did not use the magic in the camp yesterday, doesn't Brother Wu you know?” “她们昨天不是在营地里用了魔法么,吴小弟你难道不知道？” „Eh......” thought that yesterday to hurry back to clean the room, Valise and Sarah indeed used the magic, as for not had feeling three not to have the princess, it is estimated that cannot run away, no wonder their one gloomy expression that came within the grip of the law , three were not an exception without the princess, if she can reveal other expression that to call damn. “呃……”想起来了,昨天为了赶回去打扫屋子,维拉丝和莎拉的确用了魔法,至于无存在感的三无公主,估计也逃不了,难怪她们都一副落入法网的灰暗表情,哦不,三无公主除外,她要是能露出其他表情那才叫见鬼。 „As the camp elder, Brother Wu you looks that such matter happened has not actually prevented, you are also responsible.” “身为营地长老,吴小弟你看着这样的事情发生却没阻止,你也有责任。” „Yes, I cannot stop Valise they, is my mistake, must punish punishes me.” “是,我没能制止维拉丝她们,是我的错,要罚就罚我吧。” „Lets the singing girl Sir and our alliance's first beautiful woman is imprisoned , was too rather unreasonable, I do not want to be submerged by everyone's saliva, if Brother Wu is willing to be imprisoned, naturally is the good deed.” “让歌姬大人和我们的联盟第一美人儿去坐牢,未免也太不近人情了,我可不想被大家的口水淹没,如果吴小弟愿意代为坐牢的话,自然是好事。” „Please must do that has anything to come to me, so long as other damage Valise they, how long me regardless of must sit to want.” My face sincere keeping off in front of the girls, extends both hands toward Karina, come, ties up me. “请务必这么做,有什么事都冲着我来,只要别伤害维拉丝她们,无论要坐多久我都愿意。”我一脸正色的挡在女孩们面前,朝卡丽娜伸出双手,来,把我绑起来吧。 „...... It is not good, is we make mistakes obviously, how can make the Sir replace to subject to a penalty, Elder Sister Lena, your...... this is practices favoritism, no, despises the laws!” Sees this Valise, desperate under cannot attend to with Karina's best friend sentiment, is pulling me hastily, for fear that I by Karina will seize blocking in our two. “不……不行,明明是我们犯了错,怎么能让大人来代替受罚呢,丽娜姐姐,你这……这可是徇私,不,是蔑视法规！”看到这一幕的维拉丝,情急之下也顾不得和卡丽娜的闺蜜感情,连忙拉扯着我,生怕我会被卡丽娜抓走似的拦在我们两个之间。 „Is I makes mistakes, is I begins to use Teleport, Sarah and small jasmine they are see me to make subconscious following to do, is my mistake, Elder Sister Lena, must grasp catches me to be good.” “是我犯了错,是我开头使用瞬移的,莎拉和小茉莉她们是见我这么做才下意识的跟着做,都是我的错,丽娜姐姐,要抓就抓我好了。” „It is not good, is not absolutely good, in the family/home does not have me to be able, but does not have Valise you to be possible is not absolutely good.” I hold on Valise backhandedly, nearby crystal goes all out to nod, seems saying right, pet owner good, who without the Valise pet owner did delicious to me? “不行,绝对不行,家里没有我可以,但是没有维拉丝你可绝对不行。”我反手拉住维拉丝,一旁的水晶拼命点头,仿佛在说没错没错,饲主怎么样都好,没了维拉丝饲主谁给我做好吃的？ Your this glutton fool gives on the side of me! 你这吃货笨蛋给我一边去！ The background music, walks! You are wind ~~ ~ I am sand ~~ ~ 背景音乐,走起！你是风儿~~~我是沙~~~ „Sir is a household head, was everyone's pillar, in the family/home does not have the Sir is not good, said again a person worked a person to work as, how can make the Sir replace me to subject to a penalty, this matter is unable to accept absolutely.” “大人才是一家之主,是大家的主心骨,家里没了大人可不行,再说一人做事一人当,怎么能让大人代替我受罚,这种事绝对无法接受。” „Amn't I at the time of home to be few? In the family/home did not have you to handle will be in great confusion, the little darling was obedient, Jail anything's I also had!” “我不在家的时间还少吗？家里没了你打理才会乱成一团,乖乖听话,监牢什么的我又不是没去过！” „But......” “可是……” „It‘s nothing, but, I had decided that do you want to violate my household head and husband's words?” “没什么可是的了,我已经决定好了,难道说你想违背我这个一家之主兼丈夫的话？” „I......” “我……” „But, in Jail is moist and cold, a person was too lonely, I will not perhaps be able to bear, if can before, some people to me warm, I could boil.” “但是啊,监牢里又潮湿又冷,一个人太孤独了,我说不定会受不了,如果能在去之前,有人给我一点温暖的话,我或许能熬过去。” „Sir......” “大人……” „Let alone the words, kiss me.” “别说话,吻我。” „Not good...... is not absolutely good!” “不行……绝对不行！” Really the difficulty to Valise was too high? Without the means that has I more initiative, lowered the head to kiss Valise. 果然对维拉丝来说难度太高了吗？没办法,只好我主动些,低头吻上了维拉丝。 „Un wū wū ~~ ~” looks at the tearful eyes to be tearful, a face is anxious, rebukes oneself completely, does not have for the first time, because kisses to blush bashful Valise under big crowd of people, I exude ding-dong one. “嗯呜呜~~~”看着泪眼汪汪,一脸焦急,满是自责,首次没有因为在大庭广众之下亲吻而脸红害臊的维拉丝,我心里发出叮咚一声。 Another achievement unlocking started. 又一个成就解锁开了。 „Puff hahahaha!!!” At this time, others could not bear smile finally, the chain-reaction, the laughter spread the entire family/home. “噗噗哈哈哈哈！！！”这时候,其他人终于忍不住笑开了,连锁反应的,笑声蔓延了整个家。 „Big...... big elder brother, I thought that...... thought knows when to stop a point is quite good.” Sarah purses the lips to repress laughter, while urged me to repent and be saved, avoid suffered hardships boundlessly, was patted into the fool by the flat-bottomed pan. “大……大哥哥,我觉得……觉得适可而止一点比较好。”莎拉一边抿嘴忍笑,一边劝我回头是岸,省得受苦无边,被平底锅拍成傻子。 Three do not have the princess to pull out the notebook silently, quill then lifts at the above light 0.1 points, revealed that „80 points” inscription , this time performing skill does give me 80 points? This is the rare high praise! 三无公主默默掏出笔记本,羽毛笔在上面轻点一点然后抬起,亮出“80分”字样,哦哦,这次的演技给我80分吗？这可是难得的好评！ Valise hears everyone's laughter, even again how naive pure, at this time still understands oneself suffered to bully, subjected to a penalty she from the criminal case in this circle jumped, finally discovered oneself under big crowd of people, is doing with the husband is shaming the bashful matter. 维拉丝听到大家的笑声,就算再怎么天真单纯,这时候也明白了自己又挨欺负了,从违法犯罪受罚这个圈子里跳出来的她,终于发现自己在大庭广众之下,正在和丈夫做着羞羞的事情。 Therefore, familiar pū, the cheek is red, the forehead belches smoke, faints shy, seems the spring, summer, autumn, winter rotation nature regular appears. 于是,熟悉的噗一声,脸蛋通红,额头冒烟,害羞晕倒,仿佛已经是春夏秋冬轮换的大自然规律般出现了。 in any case, this time has not fainted, the hurried withdrawing bosom, blows up the small mouth, is staring us with the panting in indignation vision of no deterrent force, as if also discovered does this useless, she one, casts aside gently goes excessively. 好歹,她这次没有晕倒过去,急急忙忙的脱开怀抱,鼓起小嘴,用毫无威慑力的气呼呼目光瞪着我们,似乎也发现了这样做毫无用处,她轻轻一哼,撇过头去。 „Today's breakfast, did not have, temporarily, does not want to manage you!” “今天的早餐,没有了,暂时,不想理你们了！” The crystal is greatly disappointed! 水晶大受打击！ „......” Valise turns the head slightly, the corner of the eye split vision cast aside my one eyes, is ready for any sacrifice, shy off and on said one: „There Sir...... has is not the flavor of Sir!” “还有……”维拉丝微微转头,眼角余光撇了我一眼,豁出去的,羞涩的断断续续说了一句:“大人那儿……有不属于大人的味道！” Therefore, the focus shifts to me on immediately, thinks carefully, the people reveal suddenly the vision, visits me with the strange look, or looks at my mouth, guessed very early in the morning, where this lascivious Druid went to be a womanizer. 于是,焦点立刻转移到我身上,仔细一想,众人露出恍然目光,用古怪的眼神看着我,或者说看着我的嘴巴,纷纷猜测一大早的,这个好色德鲁伊到底又去哪里沾花惹草了。 I to do not dare then to look at Lehne anxiously, wū...... then may be difficult to explain, the retaliation of Valise occasionally is very fearful. 我紧张到不敢回头去看莱娜,呜呃……这下可难解释了,维拉丝的报复偶尔还是挺可怕的。 „Good, the farce arrived at this to end.” Sister Lena raises one's head to me breaks through. “好了好了,闹剧就到此结束吧。”还是丽娜大姐出头给我解了围。 „Because does not see with one's own eyes, this time I turned a blind eye, next time cannot in use the magic in a public setting, please do not make me difficult to do.” “因为不是亲眼看到,这次我就睁一只眼闭一只眼了吧,下次可不能在公共场合里使用魔法了哦,请不要让我难做。” „Sorry, Elder Sister Lena, later I will pay attention ten million/countless, will not violate again.” Valise also knows that this time indeed is own mistake, this good puppy dog forgets a moment ago the played with grievance immediately, earnest bending the waist apology. “抱歉,丽娜姐姐,以后我会千万注意,不会再犯了。”维拉丝也知道这次的确是自己的错,这只善良的小狗狗立刻就忘了刚才被作弄的委屈,认真的弯腰道歉。 „hahaha, I said am all right, is definitely all right, I have gone into action to ask favor to Lena, looks in my husband's face, Lena really will definitely not catch you.” The high especially big orangutan happily goes forward, said seems his merit. “哈哈哈,我就说没事吧,肯定没事的,我都已经出马向丽娜求情了,看在我这个丈夫的面子上,丽娜肯定不会真的抓你们。”高特大猩猩得意上前,说的仿佛是他的功劳。 Well, originally you, had the feeling thin catch up with three not to have the princess quickly just. 咦,原来你在呀,存在感稀薄的都快赶上三无公主了刚刚。 Wait, what did the high especially big orangutan say a moment ago? Is the informant your fellow?! 等等,高特大猩猩刚才说了什么？难道说告密者就是你这家伙？！ Thinks carefully, Valise and Sarah's personal connection is so good, even if were seen the use magic by others, mostly will not report, thinks it over, only then this fool orangutan will make such foolish matter of doing bad things with good intentions! 仔细想想,维拉丝和莎拉的人缘那么好,就算被别人看到使用魔法,大多也不会去举报,想来想去只有这头笨蛋猩猩会做这样的好心办坏事的傻事了！ Found an opportunity to punch his one simply well...... 干脆找个机会揍他一顿好了…… Finally, Karina confessed that she was only plays with the best friend, rubbed the breakfast while convenient, adjusted recently the busy weary body and mind, but has not thought that I will coordinate, to sing being completely muddled that a dance duet pitiful puppy dog Valise will sexually harass. 最后,卡丽娜坦白,她只是过来作弄一下好闺蜜,顺便蹭顿早餐,调节一下最近繁忙疲倦的身心,只是没想到我会那么配合,唱了一出二人转将可怜的小狗狗维拉丝调戏的晕头转向。 The result is, I and Karina ate overnight thin rice gruel...... 结局就是,我和卡丽娜吃了一顿隔夜的稀粥…… This time small event has uncovered, but I and Lehne am working as „properly” matter that the crystal and Qi surface institute did in the morning, is actually also fermenting. 这次的小事件算是揭过了,但是我和莱娜早上当着水晶和琪露诺的面所做的“正经”事情,却还在酝酿。 Over the two days, always felt that the two fool daughter is using the strange vision to visit me, was I am overly suspicious and fearful? You have not inherited the strange knowledge absolutely, absolutely not right, certain anything does not understand right! 这两天,总感觉两个笨蛋女儿在用奇奇怪怪的目光看着我,是我太疑神疑鬼了么？你们绝对没有传承到奇怪的知识,绝对没有对吧,一定什么都不懂对吧！ Then, I also acknowledged recently crystal fool daughter's status, in addition Qi, forms the fool daughter two people of groups that fell in love with kill suddenly, what is opposite with it is the pair of child princess intelligent clever group, finally in addition the living person not near group dissociation of small black coal outside, although walks with pair child princess is quite near, but temporarily looks like, the present is pair of child princess is intimate with the small black coal unilaterally, the small black coal has not opened completely happily against accepts her two warm elder sister. 说起来,我也是最近才承认水晶这个笨蛋女儿的身份,外加突然到访的琪露诺,组成了相爱相杀的笨蛋女儿二人组,与之相反的是双子公主这边的聪明伶俐组,最后加上小黑炭的生人勿近组游离于外,虽然和双子公主走的比较近,但暂时看来,现在是双子公主单方面的亲近小黑炭,小黑炭并未完全敞开心防接受她的两个热情姐姐。 As for card clean, as well as another half daughter Mia and fermented beanpaste, because gathered relates together was too complex, therefore one side first put temporarily, has a look at the present daughters, I was interested very much, similarly was the daughter, the fool group and intelligent group is almost the completely opposite attribute, then don't a living person near group, what spark among the three boil up in addition violently? 至于卡洁儿,以及另外半个女儿小米娅和大酱,因为凑到一块关系实在太复杂了,所以先暂时放到一边,就看看眼前的女儿们,我很感兴趣,同样是女儿,笨蛋组和聪明组几乎是完全相反的属性,再加上一个生人勿近组,三者之间到底会激迸出什么样的火花？ This is natural relational as well as ecosystem of issue having about the daughter, I am earnest serious! 这是一个有关于女儿的自然关系以及生态系统问题,我是认真严肃的！ First, making me track the small black coal, very early in the morning, she wakes with mother yellow piece maidservant, washing will finish eating the breakfast from now on, started a day of curriculum, here has saying that sympathizes beautifully very carefully, knows that the student wants the moral , intellectual , physical and aesthetical development to develop comprehensively, therefore when arranging the training program of small black coal kept some time to enable the yellow piece maidservant specially to teach that the small black coal literacy class, the intelligent small black coal had crossed the literate stage now, made great strides forward to the path of literary young girl gradually. 首先,让我跟踪一下小黑炭,一大早,她就和妈妈黄段子侍女一起醒过来,洗漱过后吃完早餐,开始了一天的课程,这里不得不说萨绮丽十分细心体贴,知道学生要德智体美劳全面发展,所以在安排小黑炭的训练课程时特意留出了一段时间让黄段子侍女可以教导小黑炭文化课,聪明的小黑炭现在早就已经渡过了识字阶段,渐渐向文学少女的道路迈进了。 The yellow piece maidservant has lasting achievements, I must praise her, moreover she had self-knowledge very much, knows oneself were a mother who did not have the moral integrity full yellow around the mouth piece, therefore regarded itself the material for negative education at heart, to three responded with against Wolf vigilant attitude without the princess, was not contacted these strange knowledge by own daughter absolutely, because of understanding, therefore was more specialized, absolutely was 360 degrees no dead angle defense, making the small black coal maintain a pure stainless mind. 黄段子侍女功不可没,我得表扬表扬她,而且她很有自知之明,知道自己是一个无节操满口黄段子的妈妈,于是心里就把自己当成了反面教材,对三无公主报以防狼的警惕态度,绝对不让自己的女儿去接触那些奇奇怪怪的知识,因为懂得,所以更加专业,绝对是360度无死角的防御,让小黑炭保持了一颗纯洁无垢的心灵。 Under the contrast, double child princess on...... wū wū wū, three does not have the princess you dead to me, I must hit your buttocks 100! 对比之下,双子公主就……呜呜呜,三无公主你给我死出来,我要打你屁股一百下！ Returns to the subject, lets me continues to track the small black coal, after the cultural curriculum of two hour, is the life class, the concrete content is Valise formulation today's lunch and dinner menu, inspects the cave the food is whether enough, the insufficient words then must go to the west district market filler depot, bargaining is an artistic class, the appropriate life can the live flavor, noble Sir adventurer not know that green vegetables fresh meat much money one jin (0.5 kg), this matter cannot happen on the small black coal. 回到正题,让我继续跟踪小黑炭,两个小时的文化课程过后,接下来是生活课,具体的内容是和维拉丝制定今天的午餐和晚饭菜单,检查地窖的食材是否足够,不够的话便要去西区市场补充仓库,讨价还价是一门艺术课,贴切生活才能活的有滋有味,高贵的冒险者大人不知道青菜鲜肉多少钱一斤,这种事可不能发生在小黑炭身上。 This stage, if double child princess completed at pastor training camp there matter, will be involved, in addition has full-time assistant mother Sarah, the yellow piece maidservant needless saying that will definitely teach by personal example, has to say this fool maidservant, although has no merit to speak in other aspects, but the only cook can exceed younger sister's thing only. 这个阶段,若是双子公主在牧师训练营那儿的事情做完了,也会参与其中,另外还有专职副手莎拉妈妈一枚,黄段子侍女自不必说,肯定会言传身教,不得不说这笨蛋侍女虽然在其他方面一无是处,但唯独厨艺是唯一能胜过妹妹的东西。 The lunch will start the official cultivation from now on, here is First World, the small black coal did not have the opponent, doesn't the yellow piece maidservant want with oneself daughter fight, what to do? Without the issue, how did you look at this capilli soft and thick snow white Giant Wolf, too strong a point? Then trades this, the whole body armor only reveals the big head of turning round innocent small eye at the back of the basket. 午餐过后开始正式的修炼,这里是第一世界,小黑炭没了对手,黄段子侍女也不想和自己的女儿战斗,怎么办呢？没问题,你看这头毛茸茸的雪白巨狼怎么样,太强了一点？哦,那么换这个,浑身装甲背着篮子只露出滴溜溜的无辜小眼睛的大个头。 Therefore, camp mascot small armor degenerated into the target, daily runs by the full training ground that one crowd of Skeleton Golem pursue, scene very happy feeling. 于是,营地吉祥物小甲沦为了靶子,天天被一群骷髅石魔追的满训练场跑,场面十分喜感。 Until the dinner time, a small black coal and yellow piece maidservant of wet perspiration, mother and daughter bathe the setting sun sunset glow to go home, ends to take a bath —— to explain together beforehand, takes a bath I not to peep! 直到晚饭时间,一身湿汗的小黑炭和黄段子侍女,母女俩沐浴着夕阳晚霞回到家,一起完洗澡——事先说明,洗澡我可没偷看！ A little fondly remembers Ruth and small black coal small time somewhat with family happiness that I take a bath, the daughters grew up, is one not only made me happy and sad matter. 只是,多多少少有点怀念西露丝艾柯露和小黑炭小的时候和我一起洗澡的天伦之乐罢了,女儿们长大了,是一件既令我开心又伤心的事情。 After having had the dinner, why can come? 吃过晚饭之后,接下来要干嘛来着？ Finally when I want continues to track the small black coal secretly, back together person's shadow suddenly suddenly throws, me pushes to the ground. 结果就在我想要继续偷偷跟踪小黑炭的时候,背后一道人影忽然冷不防的扑过来,将我按倒在地。 ...... It is not good, did the matter expose? Wait, making me think how should explain, how should hoodwink, to...... was right, cipher, cipher! 不……不好,难道事情败露了？等等,让我想一想,该怎么解释,该怎么蒙混过去好,对……对了,暗号,暗号！ „The Son of Heaven covers the tiger!” I bellow, shows the organized person. “天王盖地虎！”我大吼一声,以示自己是有组织的人。 „Covers the place tiger of your head the fool crown prince.” The back of the head was knocked gently, hears the familiar sound, I have turned the head slowly, the discovery is the yellow piece maidservant. “盖你个头的地虎呀笨蛋亲王。”后脑勺被轻轻敲了一下,听到熟悉的声音,我缓缓转过头,发现是黄段子侍女。 „Is you, what wants to make, finally can make the matter that below defies superiors? Although has long known that you will tread this sooner or later, but has not thought that can be now, can your child, when to worry?” “是你呀,想要做什么,终于要做出以下犯上的事情了吗？虽然早就知道你迟早会踏出这一步但没想到会是现在,你这孩子呀,到底得让人操心到什么时候？” „Shifting the topic is useless, one is tracking us all day your fool crown prince, said that is also hitting what wicked scheme.” “转移话题是没用的,一整天都在跟踪我们吧你这笨蛋亲王,说,又在打什么鬼主意。” „I just want to call the roll of officers and assign them tasks the heroic bearing of my small black coal, received the eye.” I however answered resentfully. “我只不过是想多点将我的小黑炭的英姿,收入眼中罢了。”我悻悻然解释道。 „Natural with was not good, why can with tracking such method? Does completely does not understand that your fool is actually thinking anything, no, perhaps the brain has withered completely did not have the means to think again also perhaps, I understood, perhaps here has bottle of medicines to eat immediately can also rescue.” “大大方方的跟上来不就好了,为什么要用跟踪这样的手段？完全搞不明白你这个笨蛋到底在想些什么,不,或许大脑已经完全萎缩了没办法再想了也说不定,我明白了,这里有瓶药请立刻吃下去说不定还能抢救一下。” Locks in own strength gradually to let loose, well, she believed that did she really believe like this?! It is not I boasted, I and yellow piece maidservant that what husband that what woman many years, she to my understanding, can speak of me, as soon as digs the buttocks to know that what fart grade of degree I must put, such she, was easily hoodwinked unexpectedly by my? 锁住自己的力道逐渐放开,咦,她信了,她真的就这样信了？！不是我自夸,我和黄段子侍女那啥夫那啥妇多年,她对我的了解,可以说到了我一撅屁股就知道我要放什么样的屁这等程度,这样的她,竟然被我这样轻易的蒙混过去了？ ...... My daughter controls the attribute such has great popular support? 难道说……我的女儿控属性就那么的深得人心？ ... 。。。