*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Awakes Valise, this is the misconception, how I possibly have a child!” Saw Valise to fall into during the fearful delusion, I pulled her shoulders to sway back and forth, finally this puppy dog shaking to wake. “醒醒啊维拉丝,这是错觉,我怎么可能生孩子！”见维拉丝陷入到了可怕的妄想之中,我扳着她的双肩来回摇晃,终于将这只小狗狗给摇醒了。 „Hugs...... was sorry, clear(ly) knew not possibly, but...... but was like the crystal, really looked like, like did not have the means not to think toward this aspect, in the future...... in the future I and Sir the child of can also be...... can be this appearance?” “抱……抱歉,明知道不可能但是……但是就和水晶一样,实在太像了,像的没办法不往这方面想,将来……将来我和大人的孩子也会是……会是这个样子吗？” Was saying to be saying, blushed charming Valise to look at Qi, was enthralled again, falls into to another delusion during. 说着说着,脸红娇羞的维拉丝看了一眼琪露诺,再次入神,陷入到另外一份妄想之中。 „, This absolutely is impossible, how Saint moon/month virtue isn't Wolf my type of our later child possibly looks like Saint moon/month virtue Wolf?” I shake to wake Valise again, her today's condition is not a little right. “不不不,这绝对不可能,圣月贤狼又不是我的本样我们以后的孩子怎么可能长得像圣月贤狼呢？”我再次摇醒维拉丝,她今天的状态有点不对劲。 „Is ? Said also right, said also hahaha, but...... even if will look like...... that Saint moon/month virtue Wolf I...... I will not mind...... not to mind.” “是、是吗？说的也对,说的也是啊哈哈哈,不过……不过就算是像圣月贤狼我……我也是不介意的……那个……不会介意。” „I mind!” “我介意啊！” „Said right, I like like Elder Sister Wu silly the child, the words of boy.” At this time Lina also inserted the topic. “说的没错,我还是喜欢像吴姐姐这样的傻乎乎的孩子,男孩的话。”这时候琳娅也插入话题了。 „Does not want me to want daughter ahh! I from started to mind that a moment ago very much your name, said that looks at me is your anyone, how you should call me, without saying to the words do not blame me not being impolite tonight.” “不要啊我想要女儿啊啊啊！还有我从刚才开始就一直很介意你的叫法,说说看我到底是你的谁,你到底该怎么叫我,没说对的话今晚就别怪我不客气了。” „Husband, Big Brother Wu.” “丈夫,吴大哥。” „Changed a statement quickly, you cannot insist, was unafraid of death? Uh-huh.” “改口好快,你就不能坚持一下,视死如归一点吗？嗯哼。” „This called one who knows the times great, I do not want to be handled the strange matter by Elder Sister Wu in the evening, ordinary was good.” “这叫识时务者为俊杰,我可不想被吴姐姐晚上做奇怪的事情,普通的就好了。” „Snort, I also stood erect finally at home the dreadful dignity...... wait/etc, did you speak the words again? I listened to leak anything probably.” “哼,我也终于在家里竖立起了让人害怕的威严么……等等,你把刚才的话再说一遍？我好像又听漏了什么。” „One who knows the times great.” “识时务者为俊杰啊。” „......” Always felt that I was sexually harassed by Lina, is the misconception? “……”总感觉我被琳娅调戏了,是错觉么？ „I, I.” At this time, Sarah is also raising hand said that had the words to say. “我,还有我。”这时候,小莎拉也举着手表示有话要说。 „I want to the child who big elder brother lives one after another child tall, the boy or the girl, at least...... at least like me...... like me...... , if the girl the chest also wants...... to want...... wū wū wū ~~ ~” “我想给大哥哥生一个个子高的孩子,无论是男孩还是女孩,至少……至少不要像我这样……像我这样的……如果是女孩的话胸部也一定要……要……呜呜呜~~~” Front in high spirits and is also saying shyly, behind becomes depressed, squatted in the corner to approach wall several ant, Sarah, I was lolicon ahh!!! 前面还兴高采烈兼羞涩的说着,后面就变得消沉起来,蹲到角落里面向墙壁数起了蚂蚁,莎拉啊,我可是萝莉控啊啊啊！！！ The feeling is quite tired, a Qi arrival, in the girl triggers extraordinarily the chain-reaction. 感觉好累,一个琪露诺的到来,在女孩之中引发了不得了的连锁反应。 „Very happy that was very happy, is really may celebrate encouraging, finally mother and daughter had a reunion.” Red and white princess pā clatter pā clatter is patting the dust on skirt, shows the Holy Mother general warm smile, seemed saying , solved one greatly troublesome. “很高兴吧,很高兴吧,真是可喜可贺,终于母女重逢了。”红白公主啪嗒啪嗒拍着裙子上的灰尘,露出圣母一般的温暖笑容,就仿佛在说,啊,又解决了一个大麻烦。 „Topic returns from the beginning, therefore , you are the plan grasp 【Small and weak and good to bully】 Qi works as the coolie, helping you reconstruct the shrine?” “话题回到一开始,所以说,你是打算抓【弱小又好欺负】的琪露诺来当苦力,帮你重建神社？” „Right, what a pity rune/symbol paper used up, otherwise can definitely work, seductress/evil spirit existence, but does not need to eat the thing, is earnest also to be able not to need to sleep, but also has the infinite vigor best labor force.” “没错,可惜符纸用完了,不然肯定能得逞,妖精这种存在啊,可是既不用吃东西,认真起来也可以不用睡觉,还拥有无穷活力的最佳劳力。” „......” This fellow, was really was too annoying, I have turned head, referred to toward the red and white princess to Qi: „Teaches her.” “……”这家伙,真是太让人可气了,我回过头,冲着琪露诺往红白公主一指:“教训她。” „Receives an order!” A Qi salute, will pat the red and white princess of clean skirt to knock down again with great difficulty, wrestles, the suppression in close combat makes this no moral integrity princess hold to call out in grief again. “领命！”琪露诺一个敬礼,再次将好不容易拍干净裙子的红白公主扑倒在地,扭打起来,近战上的压制让这无节操公主再次抱头悲鸣。 „Mother mother, Qi does how?” The red and white princess thorough uniform/subdue, making the salt fish that its resembles lies softly lie down after the ground begins cannot, Qi reveals Nuofei to throw to the bosom takes undeserved credit. “妈妈妈妈,琪露诺干的怎么样？”将红白公主彻底制服,让其像一条软趴趴的咸鱼般躺在地上再起不能后,琪露诺飞扑到怀里邀功。 „Very good to be very good, is really a clever child.” “很好很好,真是个乖孩子。” At this moment, an intense vision sweeps from outside, one such as Qi stood in out of the door a moment ago peeps. 就在这时,一道强烈的目光从外面扫进来,一如刚才琪露诺站在门外窥视。 „Crystal heard the unpleasant sound probably, the crystal saw the unpleasant matter probably.” Studies Qi to search into the crystal of half head from the door, swept inside one, the vision as if sent out „chirp ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” sound, the forehead wrinkled a Sichuan character. “水晶好像听到了让人不愉快的声音,水晶好像看到了令人不愉快的事情。”学着琪露诺从门扉外探入半个头的水晶,扫了里面一眼,目光仿佛发出“叽~~~~~~~”般的声音,眉心皱成一个川字。 „Crystal wants to come back to look for food, but sees this, a crystal accidental/surprised appetite did not have.” “水晶本来是想回来觅食的,但是看到这一幕,水晶意外的一点食欲都没有了。” This glutton actually said oneself do not have the appetite, saw the judgment day scene? 哦呀,这吃货竟然说自己没有食欲,是看到了世界末日般的景象么？ „Who this fellow is, why will depend in the crystal exclusive position, why can study the crystal to be called mother mother?” “这家伙是谁,为什么会赖在水晶专属的位置,为什么要学水晶把妈妈叫做妈妈？” „Can not hide in out of the door speech line like this?” I am incapable of holding the volume, the trouble came. “能别这样躲在门外说话行么？”我无力扶额,麻烦来了。 „Said right, the crystal wants to be stronger, does not permit mother who anybody robs the crystal!” Then, the crystal stride walks, the direct impact on toward us, then barbarian king Chongzhuang pushes Qi one side, followed to throw the bosom. “说的没错,水晶要强硬一些,不允许任何人抢走水晶的妈妈！”说完,水晶大步走进来,直冲冲朝着我们,然后一个蛮王冲撞将琪露诺挤到一边,也跟着扑到了怀里。 „Who you are, what wants to make? The fellow who bullies Qi, mother will not let off her.” Qi is staring the crystal wickedly. “你是谁,想做什么？欺负琪露诺的家伙,妈妈可不会放过她。”琪露诺恶狠狠的瞪着水晶。 „I want to ask these words, who you are, why must pretend to be the crystal, mother , but a crystal mother.” “我才想问这句话,你是谁,为什么要冒充水晶,妈妈可是水晶一个的妈妈。” „You are the fake goods, pretends to be Qi, only then Qi can call mother.” “你才是冒牌货,冒充琪露诺,只有琪露诺才能叫妈妈。” Zī ~~ ~~ ~!!! 滋滋滋滋滋~~~~~！！！ The two super fool is so crowded in my arms is looking at each other, the vision boils up the fierce spark violently, the atmosphere becomes dangerous, may attack brutally anytime. 两个超级笨蛋就这么挤在我怀里对视着,目光激迸出剧烈的火花,气氛变得险恶起来,随时有可能大打出手。 „You sufficed.” I lift both hands, fell, enjoyed a person of hand blade. “你们够了。”我抬起双手,同时落下,赏了一人一记手刀。 „Had said many times, cannot be called my mother.” “说过多少次了,不许叫我妈妈。” „Hears not to have, only then Qi was allowed to be called mother.” “听到没有,只有琪露诺一个才被允许叫妈妈。” „Crystal is, these words are to are right, cannot anybody call mother besides the crystal that you said again.” “水晶才是,这番话是对你说的才对,除了水晶以外不许任何人再叫妈妈。” „Your two is! Gave me to stand obediently!!” The second hand blade falls. “你们两个都是！给我乖乖站好了！！”第二记手刀落下。 Qi and a crystal face suffering is standing, has not forgotten to stare with the dangerous vision to the opposite party, reveals 【Mother, once back passed away you to be finished】 Threat look. 琪露诺和水晶一脸委屈的站直着,还不忘用险恶的目光瞪向对方,露出【妈妈一旦背过身去你就完蛋了】的威胁眼神。 Left has a look right to have a look, I sigh, does not know that should say any good, because this two is a fool, because is just the fool is hard to explain. 左看看右看看,我叹了一口气,不知道该说些什么好,因为这两个都是笨蛋,正因为是笨蛋才难以说明。 „You look, because of the appearance of your fellow, making mother worry, please vanish a bit faster, if did not understand how the disappearance crystal can help you, did not use the reward.” “你看,因为你这家伙的出现,让妈妈烦恼了,请快点消失吧,如果不懂得怎么消失水晶可以帮你,不用报酬。” „Afterward is not you are right? Was you make mother worry, mother saw Qi time did not know happily.” “后来的不是你才对吗？是你让妈妈烦恼了,妈妈见到琪露诺的时候不知道多高兴呢。” „Why you can only be mother times of crystal to call mother brazenly, don't you know the disparity? The words that does not know please favor, between I and mother, what kind of, is much longer, this is the I and mother fetters , your fake goods!” “为什么你能厚着脸皮把只属于水晶的妈妈一次次的叫着妈妈,难道你不知道差距吗？不知道的话请看好了,我和妈妈之间,怎么样,长得一模一样吧,这就是我和妈妈之间的羁绊,你这个冒牌货！” , I did not think that this is not the fetters is the bad karma! 不不不,我觉得这不是羁绊是孽缘！ „Ha? Laughable, semblance anything is the superficial thing, can prove only we ice the seductress/evil spirit blood relationship only has the wing, you have a look at Qi wing, has a look at mother's wing again, right, this is blood relationship between I and mother, but you, a even wing no fellow also want to recognize mother unexpectedly randomly, Qi are unable to continue watching.” “哈？可笑,外表什么的都是肤浅之物,唯一能证明我们冰妖精血缘的只有翅膀,你看看琪露诺的翅膀,再看看妈妈的翅膀,没错,这就是我和妈妈之间的血缘关系,而你,一个连翅膀都没有的家伙竟然也想乱认妈妈,琪露诺真是看不下去了。” Do not look that the wing recognizes people feeds, I am not the ice seductress/evil spirit, the back ice wing is only the equipment effect! 别看翅膀认人啊喂,我不是冰妖精,背后的冰翼只是装备效果而已！ „Really is laughable, you have crystal this with mother same underhanded chest your poor breast ice piece!” “真是可笑,你有水晶这和妈妈一样的下作胸部吗你这个贫乳冰块！” What is the underhanded chest, explained the bastard to me clearly! 什么叫下作胸部,给我解释清楚啊混蛋！ „Ignorant, you have Qi this your only to imitate others' stupid dragon with the makings of mother same graceful noble ice.” “愚昧之极,你有琪露诺这和妈妈一样的优雅高贵的冰之气质吗你这头只会模仿别人的蠢龙。” My this fool daughter eyes saw the main body of crystal unexpectedly, how possibly? 哦呀,我这笨蛋女儿竟然一眼就看出了水晶的本体,怎么可能？ „Ices the seductress/evil spirit, can the generations of inheritance knowledge, although inherits is some subtle useless knowledge, how for example to give the giant the manicure, teaches you giant beast crotch corrupt blade, the jump tumbling back punctures the class/flow crosswise repeatedly, the manufacturing method of corner massacre, and fatal chicken leg great sword god, one set carries off the tortoise fist wait/etc.” “冰妖精呀,也是可以代代传承知识的,虽然传承下来的都是一些微妙的无用知识,比如说如何给巨人修指甲,教你巨兽胯下贪刀,横向反复跳跃翻滚背刺流,墙角惨案的制造方法,以及致命的鸡腿巨剑神教,一套带走王八拳等等。” Does not know when in same place full blood Resurrection red and white princess, saw my doubts, in the hand held one cup of hot tea hissing to drink, entered the understanding of say the + seeing a play pattern completely. 不知何时原地满血复活的红白公主,看出了我的疑惑,手中捧着一杯热茶嘶嘶的喝着,完全进入了解说+看戏模式。 , I did not think that these cold knowledge are very useful! Icing the seductress/evil spirit is really fearful, no wonder my fool daughter can press the red and white princess to punch unexpectedly, naturally, this is in she used up under rune/symbol paper the premise. 不不不,我觉得这些冷知识很有用啊！冰妖精真是可怕,难怪我这笨蛋女儿竟然能摁着红白公主揍,当然,这是在她用光了符纸的前提下。 Also, what strange game were this goods playing recently? 还有,这货最近是不是在玩什么奇怪的游戏？ The biggest secret of crystal dragon was exposed by a Qi word, the crystal reveals the color of shock, immediately becomes angry out of shame: „...... Hehe, the good guts, to dare to be ignorant of the proper action to take in front of the great big dragon unexpectedly, it seems like can only teach your ruthlessly, making you clearly recognize the essence of this world.” 水晶龙的最大秘密被琪露诺一言揭破,水晶露出震惊之色,随即恼羞成怒:“呵……呵呵呵,好胆量,竟然敢在伟大的巨龙面前不知进退,看来只能狠狠教训你一顿,让你认清楚这个世界的本质了。” „Qi must become the great seductress/evil spirit of queen of ice, even the big dragon will not pay attention, grazes a horse, becomes the frog you frozen!” “琪露诺可是要成为冰之女王的伟大妖精,就算是巨龙也不会放在眼里,放马过来吧,将你冻成青蛙！” „Said the words that should not speak, your fool ice piece, it seems like you have not known your situation.” The crystal corner of the eye flashes through together the sharp ray, this thinks that she must begin immediately, who knows that this fool shouted to out of the door suddenly. “说出了不该说的话,你这笨蛋冰块,看来你还不知道自己的处境呀。”水晶眼角闪过一道锐利光芒,本以为她要立刻动手了,谁知道这笨蛋忽然向门外大喊。 „Sister the head, Sister Eika Layh the head, this has not the fellow who our big dragon pays attention, everyone comes to gang up to surround and beat up her together, does not need to be polite with the crystal!” “蕾娜大姐头,艾卡莱伊大姐头,这有个不把我们巨龙放在眼里的家伙,大家一起过来围殴她,不用和水晶客气！” Everyone body in a flash, is almost incapable of falling to the ground, crystal this instigated that the package really lost fully the face countenance of big dragon. 所有人都不禁身子一晃,差点无力倒地,水晶这怂包真是丢足了巨龙的颜面。 „Ok, your two enough.” I do not want to make this farce continue to perform, plays out in two people, time that must wrestle spoke to stop. “好了,你们两个够了。”我不想让这场闹剧继续上演下去,在两人剑拔弩张,就要扭打起来的时候出言制止了。 Which good speaks the truth I a little to have a look at crystal dragon VS ice seductress/evil spirit, but considering the Holy See mountain is not solid, if were pierced the day to be possible by this two fool to trouble, Old Man Fara must move my skin is not possible. 好吧说实话我是有点想看看水晶龙VS冰妖精到底哪家强,不过考虑到教廷山内部并没有那么结实,万一被这两个笨蛋捅破天了可就麻烦了,法拉老头非得扒掉我一层皮不可。 „Crystal listens to mother's words.” “水晶听妈妈的话。” „Qi also listens to mother's words.” “琪露诺也听妈妈的话。” „...... That your can two be together well?” I am unclear for several time am make the headache to hold the movement of volume. “呃……那你们两个能好好相处吗？”我已经记不清到底是第几次做头疼扶额的动作了。 „Cannot!” Two people with one voice. “不能！”两人异口同声。 Reaching an agreement listens to my words? 说好的听我的话呢？ „Can that not call my mother again?” “那能别再叫我妈妈了可以吗？” „Said you, fool dragon.” “说你呢,笨蛋龙。” „Said that you are right, stupid ice piece.” “说你才对,蠢冰块。” „It seems like among our two must have a war.” “看来我们两个之间必有一战。” „Might as well hit at a later date day, fights it out here, decides mother's property rights.” “择日不如撞日,就在这里一决胜负,决定妈妈的所有权吧。” „Is just right for crystal intent, the Valise pet owner, can help the crystal prepare one cup of mind-clearing water? When mind-clearing water prepared, was the crystal solves this shamelessly to dare with the fellow who the crystal snatched mother time, one breath satisfactory drinking up, was really the life two big happy events.” “正合水晶意,维拉丝饲主,可以帮水晶准备一杯清神水吗？等清神水准备好了,就是水晶解决掉这个厚颜无耻胆敢和水晶抢妈妈的家伙的时候,一口气美美的喝掉,真是人生两大乐事。” Also the student warms up wine to cut magnificence hero, you think that you are Uncle pass/test! 还学人温酒斩华雄,你以为你是关大爷呀！ „Qi is, must become the frog to put in the river absolutely you to wander frozen marine, like this free travel, but the world thanks Qi rare a bit faster, otherwise I feared that later began you not to have the time to speak.” “琪露诺才是,绝对要把你冻成青蛙放到河里一直漂流到海上,这样的免费旅行可是天下少有快点感激琪露诺吧,不然我怕待会动起手来你没时间说话了。” „Fights it out!” “一决胜负吧！” „Turns into the frog!” “变成青蛙吧！” „Very good, this just has the two water jar, did not need me saying that you should know how to do.” “很好,这刚好有两个水缸,不用我说你们应该知道怎么做了吧。” Meanwhile fishes the crystal and Qi, after shooting first with one hand and then the other pā pā pā to spank, I referred to two big water jar say/way. 同时将水晶和琪露诺捞起,左右开弓一顿啪啪啪打屁股后,我指了指门外的两个大水缸道。 The crystal runs without delay immediately, takes up a water jar to withstand/top in the head, has turned around happily shows off to Qi: „Trivial fool ice piece also wants to snatch mother with the crystal, but also stupidly stands there, could not understand mother to say anything unexpectedly, look, only then the crystal was mother has mutual affinity.” 水晶二话不说立刻跑过去,拿起一个水缸顶在头上,转过身得意的向琪露诺炫耀:“区区笨蛋冰块还想和水晶抢妈妈,还傻愣愣站在那里,竟然听不懂妈妈在说些什么,看,只有水晶才是和妈妈心心相印的。” No, you were punished had experience, I do not think that this is worth the proud matter. 不,你只是被罚多了有经验了而已,我并不认为这是值得自豪的事情。 Qi sees, runs to withstand/top the water jar immediately on the head, is in sharp opposition with the crystal , withstood/top the penalty of water jar to turn into a reward in their eyes? Who can tell me to ask. 琪露诺看见,也立刻跑过去将水缸顶在脑袋上,和水晶针锋相对,到底什么时候,顶水缸的惩罚在她们眼中已经变成了一种奖励？谁能告诉我拜托了。 „Crystal can also make the empty to turn, favored your stupid ice piece, what kind of, a water drop has not sprinkled.” “水晶还能做倒空翻,看好了你这愚蠢冰块,怎么样,一滴水都没有洒出来。” „This is not difficult, Qi can also.” “这并不难,琪露诺也会。” pā, the water poured, the water jar was also broken. 啪啦一声,水倒出来了,水缸也碎了。 „hahahaha, the fool, you thinks how long water jar the crystal withstood/top, the trivial beginner dares to challenge the crystal unexpectedly the dignity.” “哈哈哈哈,笨蛋,你以为水晶顶了多久水缸,区区初学者竟然敢挑战水晶的威严。” Said this is not one is worth the proud matter. 都说了这不是一件值得自豪的事情。 „Qi makes a mistake for a while, did not calculate a moment ago comes, to favor again.” “琪露诺只是一时失误,刚才不算重来,看好了。” „Despicable, unexpectedly lives to be linked to each other frozen the water jar and head, you cause to cheat!” “卑鄙,竟然将水缸和脑袋冻住连在一起,你使诈！” „No one stipulated that cannot do that the fool is a fool, smart Qi is the world's first...... not, is second.” “没有谁规定不能这么做,笨蛋就是笨蛋,聪明伶俐的琪露诺才是世界第一……不,是第二。” „Looked that I beat the water jar of your fool ice piece.” “看我把你这笨蛋冰块的水缸打烂。” „Gave up any idea of, Qi was simply good your stupid dragon Dasui.” “休想,琪露诺干脆把你这头蠢龙打碎好了。” „Gives me to stand obediently!” “都给我乖乖站好！” „Is and is mother!” “是、是的妈妈！” „Cannot call mother again!” “不许再叫妈妈！” „Good and good mother!” “好、好的妈妈！” „Gives me to go to the lakeside to circle ten, cannot sprinkle a water drop!” “给我去湖边绕十圈,不许洒出一滴水！” „Leads and receive an order mother!” “领、领命妈妈！” Looks that the two fool daughter top of the head water jar creates a disturbance the form that goes far away, I squat on the ground, holds the hair to leave calls out in grief desperately. 看着两个笨蛋女儿头顶水缸打打闹闹远去的身影,我蹲在地上,抱着头发出绝望悲鸣。 „Strong, the association/will is good, Qi this child does not go bad, but was stupid.” The red and white princess pats my shoulder comfort to say. “坚强点,总会好起来的,琪露诺这个孩子并不坏,只不过是笨了点而已。”红白公主拍拍我的肩膀安慰道。 „This matter I also know that also whose mistake has to turn into this appearance is?!” “这种事我也知道还有变成这副模样到底是谁的错？！” „Without the means that I was compelled, if not comply to be regarded the frog to freeze equally, where throws in the river to wander to does not know, the high-rising is cruel enough to see that this matter does happen?” “没办法,我是被逼的,要是不答应的话就会被当成青蛙一样冻起来,扔到河里一直漂流到不知何方,兀忍心看到这种事情发生吗？” „I want to become the frog to throw in the lake you now frozen!” “我现在就想将你冻成青蛙扔到湖里去！” „Unexpectedly even this special hobby also...... the high-rising, absolutely is that child's mother right.” “竟然连这种特殊的嗜好也……兀,绝对是那孩子的母亲没错。” „This time must teach you absolutely!!” “这次绝对要教训你！！” ... 。。。