*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Obtained enough information after Evil Dragon, I have sat outside the garden, is lost in thought that simply speaking is in a daze. 从恶龙蕾娜那儿得到了足够的信息后,我就一直坐在庭院外面,陷入沉思,简单来说是在发呆。 Is the coincidence? Has the history about Hell ten kings, actually has many similar places with the dream that last night has, for example growth from weak ones to strong ones, for example behind civil strife. 是巧合吗？有关于地狱十王的历史,竟然和自己昨晚做的梦有着许多相似地方,比如说从弱到强的成长,又比如说后面发生的内乱。 The place of only asymmetric information, is in the dream own existed, in Evil Dragon recounted, in that phase of history absolutely did not have such fellow who the Hell ten kings adopted and take care of grow up, even, Hell ten kings, when was just born was sticking together warms up, operated independently, finally stepped onto the life peak, could not master completely. 唯一信息不对称的地方,就是梦中的自己的存在了,在恶龙蕾娜的述说中,那段历史里面根本就没有这么一个将地狱十王收养并照顾长大的家伙,甚至乎,地狱十王在刚诞生的时候到底是抱团取暖,还是各自为战,最终走上人生巅峰,都完全搞不懂。 Why I will do such strangely, has the third dimension dream? Perhaps should ask Lena, but this fellow has been feigning death, temporarily do not count on it. 为什么我会做这么奇怪,又这么有真实感的梦？或许该问问艾芙丽娜,不过这家伙一直在装死,暂时是别指望它了。 „Father father, words accompanies Ruth() to take a walk.” When is in a daze, suddenly about the arm was grasped, the soft tender body pasted, as well as that familiar, making me from the ear sweet to the acting like a spoiled brat sound at heart. “爸爸爸爸,有空的话陪西露丝(艾柯露)去散散步吧。”发呆之际,忽然胳膊左右被抱住了,柔软的娇躯贴了上来,以及那熟悉的,让我从耳朵甜到心里的撒娇声。 Turning head, is really pair of child princess right. 回过头,果然是双子公主没错。 Just recovered from the ponder, in the mind is also blending the information that obtained from Evil Dragon there, strange dreamland that as well as last night made, under this then cast aside, my line of sight presented several points of absent-minded unexpectedly. 刚从沉思中回过神来,脑海里还参杂着从恶龙蕾娜那里得到的信息,以及昨晚做的古怪梦境,这回头一撇之下,我的视线竟然出现了几分恍惚。 Ruth and two exactly the same, should deeply engrave the pretty cheek in own heart, unexpectedly gradually becomes fuzzy, is fuzzy, then, as if turned into another two fuzzy faces, brings several points of strangeness, several points of familiar, as well as several points fondly remembers. 恍惚中,西露丝和艾柯露两张一模一样的,本该早已经深深刻印在自己心中的俏丽脸蛋,竟然渐渐变得模糊,再模糊,然后,似乎变成了另外两张模糊的面孔,带着几分陌生,几分熟悉,以及几分怀念。 I make an effort to shake the head, is really, had a dream does oneself quickly stupidly, unexpectedly could not distinguish clearly the reality and dreamland, regarded the role in dream Ruth. 我用力摇了摇头,真是的,做梦都快把自己做傻了,竟然分不清现实和梦境,把西露丝艾柯露当成梦里的角色了。 „Father how, wasn't healthy?” Sees my a series of unusual movement, double child princess embraces tightly my arm, been concerned collects, two soft small hands searched searching on my forehead lightly. “爸爸怎么了,身体不舒服吗？”见我一系列的不寻常动作,双子公主将我的手臂搂抱得更紧,关切的凑上来,两只柔软的小手在我额头上轻探了探。 „I am all right, possibly had not had a good sleep last night.” In heart one warm, I the pair of child princess's small hand will grip, a kiss on the back of the hand, comforts them to say gently with a smile. “我没事,可能是昨晚没睡好。”心中一暖,我将双子公主的小手握住,在手背上轻轻一吻,笑着安慰她们道。 „Hasn't rested well......?” Puzzled 12 seconds, immediately, the double child princess's cheek does not know that suddenly is why ruddy, pitch-black eye pupil disclosed that the shy meaning, the moist charming water glare passes gently. “没睡……好？”困惑了一两秒钟,随即,双子公主的脸蛋不知为何忽然红润起来,乌黑眼眸里透露出羞涩之意,湿润妩媚的水光轻轻流转。 Wait, what in your brains is actually thinking now, what thought of? I have to plant not the wonderful feeling, as the world's first daughter controls, the matter that most fears was misunderstood by the treasure daughter, therefore I must explain clearly. 等等,你们脑子里现在到底在想些什么,想到了什么？我有种不妙的感觉,身为世界第一女儿控,最怕的事情就是被宝贝女儿误会,所以我一定要解释清楚。 „How, did my words...... have what is not right?” “到底怎么了,我刚才的话……有什么不对劲吗？” „...... Father...... father and Elder Sister Ellis...... early morning kidding around............ an evening...... that......” “难道说……爸爸……爸爸和爱丽丝姐姐……一大早的嬉闹……难道说……一晚上……那个……” Younger sister is bolder, under my gentle gaze, off and on said the guess, elder sister Ruth actually has blushed the face, buried the head in my crook of the elbow stubbornly does not dare to raise the head. 妹妹艾柯露大胆一些,在我的温柔注视下,断断续续的把猜测说出来,姐姐西露丝却早已经羞红了脸,将脑袋死死埋在我的臂弯中不敢抬头。 „......” “……” „............” “…………” My daughter...... my treasure daughter...... my clear naive treasure daughter, what degree has failed to study, is a few words can associate to this degree merely, three do not have the princess, how many strange things did you teach Ruth their? Then looked that I do not make into the monkey buttocks your buttocks! 我的女儿……我的宝贝女儿……我那清纯天真的宝贝女儿,到底已经学坏到什么程度了,仅仅是一句话就能联想到这种程度,三无公主,你到底教了西露丝艾柯露她们多少奇怪的东西？回头看我不把你的屁股打成猴屁股！ However first, must first and treasure daughters explains the clear misunderstanding, although by the father to the daughter explained that this thing many a little...... wū wū wū, a little moral integrity collapse, what my father works as is really sorry figure vexed. 但是首先,得先和宝贝女儿们解释清楚误会,虽说由父亲向女儿解释这种东西多少有点……呜呜呜,有点节操崩坏,我这个父亲当的真是狼狈窝囊啊。 „Ruth, you misunderstood, matter absolutely is not such that you think.” “西露丝艾柯露,你们误会了,事情绝对不是你们想的那样。” „Really?” “真的？” „Naturally real!” “当然是真的！” „Then...... hasn't done?” “那么……一点都没做吗？” „......” I open the mouth to look, my princess, which type you break the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom to like this make, makes me awkward intentionally? “……”我张大嘴巴看着艾柯露,我的公主殿下,你这样打破砂锅问到底是要闹哪样,存心让我尴尬么？ Not is only, Ruth is actually also enduring the intense shyness, lifted the head, after double child synthesis , the might increases ten times of inquisition vision to throw. 不仅是艾柯露,西露丝竟然也忍着强烈的害羞,抬起了头,将双子合体后威力增加十倍的探究目光投过来。 „This...... this...... cough cough coughs, this matter is how good, do not fail to study with the small jasmine!” How after I dare to tell daughters Armstrong revolves to accelerate, filling Armstrong artillery unchaste phrase, made excuses several, suddenly vigilant, was the time takes up father's dignity, cannot make pair of child princess ask boldly. “这……这个……咳咳咳,这种事无论怎么样都好,你们别跟小茉莉学坏了！”我怎么敢告诉女儿们阿姆斯特朗回旋加速后填装式阿姆斯特朗炮这种无节操的字眼,支支吾吾几下,才猛然警觉,是时候拿起父亲的威严,不能让双子公主这么大胆问下去了。 Really, after seeing I responded, Ruth and quietly spit the fragrant tongue, has not closely examined again, making me relax. 果然,见我反应过来之后,西露丝和艾柯露都悄悄地吐了吐香舌,没有再追问下去了,让我松了一口大气。 Just, they throw once for a while quiet...... cough cough, is the complex vision, made me somewhat unable to endure gradually. 只不过,她们时不时投过来的幽……咳咳,是复杂目光,渐渐让我有些吃不消了。 „Walks, did not say that can take a walk? We walk, goes to the central square to go to the lakeside, or is the forest, said that goes to there grassland to have a look at Valise to herd simply?” “走走走,不是说要散步吗？我们走吧,去中心广场还是去湖边,或者是森林,还是说干脆去草原那儿看看维拉丝放牧？” „First looks at Lilith to practice, then goes to the lakeside to transfer the revolutions, then returns to village square rest a while, finally looks for mother Valise.” Double child princess looks at each other, opening the mouth that with one voice the smile blooms. “先去看莉莉斯练习,然后再去湖边转转,接着回到村子广场休息一会儿,最后去找维拉丝妈妈。”双子公主相视一眼,笑容绽放的齐声开口。 „Can't this accompany you one all day the time?” I cannot help laughing. “这不是得陪你们一整天时间了吗？”我哑然失笑。 „Doesn't father...... want?” “爸爸……不愿意吗？” Facing the treasure daughter's miserable vision, the soul of my daughter controlling erupts instantaneously, becoming is not steerable: „How can, I mean, day of time how enough, I must accompany my treasure daughters for a lifetime.” 面对宝贝女儿的楚楚可怜目光,我的女儿控之魂瞬间爆发,变得不可控制:“怎么会呢,我的意思是说,一天时间怎么够,我要陪我的宝贝女儿们一辈子。” „Agreed.” Suddenly, Ruth that miserable vision, becomes brims with happily, hey, wait/etc, changed was also too quick, was I swindled? “约定好了哦。”眨眼间,西露丝艾柯露那楚楚可怜的目光,就变得幸福洋溢,喂,等等,变的也太快了吧,难道说我上当了？ Tat hurt her clever student beautifully, harmed me to be somewhat jealous, pondered over at heart secretly, does she want to snatch the daughter with me? This is not good, even if she is the beautiful aunt is not good, the small black coal is my one...... cough cough, is the I and yellow piece maidservant unique daughter, no one will let. 萨绮丽疼极了她的乖学生,害我都有些吃醋了,心里暗暗琢磨,难道说她想和我抢女儿？这可不行,就算她是绮丽阿姨也不行,小黑炭是我一个……咳咳,是我和黄段子侍女独一无二的女儿,谁也不会让。 Therefore, for fear that fool father of small black coal robbed being overly suspicious and fearful, for several days almost ran toward the place of small black coal training daily, gives the euphemistic name to improve the relationship, double child princess's suggestion exactly then my heart. 因此,生怕小黑炭被抢走的疑神疑鬼的笨蛋父亲,这些天几乎天天都往小黑炭训练的地方跑,美其名曰增进感情,双子公主的建议恰好遂了我的心。 The training ground is not at the Holy See mountain, thinks is also, although the Holy See mountain reinforces after the magic, already quite reliable, but cannot make these little say that is the domain ranks, even is the powerhouse of strength of rank world, messes about in the Holy See mountain, isn't outside also many places can use? 训练场并不在教廷山内部,想想也是,虽说教廷山内部经过魔法加固以后,已经相当牢固,但也不能让这些少说都是领域级别,甚至是世界之力级别的强者,在教廷山内部瞎折腾,外面不是还有许多地方可以利用吗？ Thereupon, Holy See mountain surrounding area in ten li (0.5 km), no wonder that the region, became the natural open-air arena, tosses about heartily are not related. 于是乎,教廷山方圆十里内的无怪区域,就成了天然的露天擂台,尽情折腾也没关系。 The training grid of small black coal to a Holy See mountain very near place, is very safe, I can bold brings to lack the strength to truss up a chicken pair of child princess( compared to the Hell world) to walk. 小黑炭的训练场地就在离教廷山很近的一块地方,十分安全,以至于我可以大胆的带着手无缚鸡之力(相对于地狱世界而言)的双子公主走过去。 Tat is not at beautifully, as one of the Lesser Evil army, how even if to love the small black coal again, she can still discipline to enhance the strength to be a lord, her treasure student takes to her pressure is not generally the progressive speed of small —— small black coal ultra-fast, quickly to letting starts to estimate that beautifully she will exceed oneself this teacher with many years. 萨绮丽并不在,身为魔王军的一员,就算再怎么疼爱小黑炭,她也得以磨练提升自身实力为主,况且她的宝贝学生带给她的压力可不是一般小——小黑炭的进步速度超快,已经快到让萨绮丽开始预想她会用多少年超越自己这个老师。 Although by the talent of small black coal, this is the inevitable matter, beautifully to defend the dignity of teacher, wants to go all out will pass this time in the future, the only way continually enhances own strength. 虽然以小黑炭的天赋,这是不可避免的事情,但是为了维护老师的威严,萨绮丽还是想拼命的将这个时间往后推移,唯一的做法就是不断提升自己的实力。 In the accidental/surprised subtle place, our beautiful aunts have the child general competitive lovable personality, making me in secret titter for a long time. 在意外微妙的地方,我们的绮丽阿姨有着小孩子一般的不服输的可爱性格,让我暗中偷笑了好久。 The yellow piece maidservant replaced beautiful position that goes out experience, is supervising and protecting daughter's training, I also admire this young maidservant, establishes the Holy See mountain intelligence system the burden/shoulder pole is also heavy obviously, she actually closes tightly the root to find lots of time to accompany the small black coal, if this fool maidservant can be normal, always markdown sale her moral integrity and expired contraceptive, I can give her for the time being an outstanding mother's title. 黄段子侍女取代了外出历练的萨绮丽的位置,在监督和保护女儿的训练,我也是蛮佩服这小侍女,明明建立教廷山情报系统的担子也不轻,她却还是咬紧牙根抽出大量时间来陪小黑炭,如果这笨蛋侍女能再正常一点,不要老是甩卖她的节操和过期避孕药,我姑且可以给她一个优秀母亲的头衔。 „Crown prince your honorable self visits to do, here had me to look after the small black coal to be enough, your highness can handle some more meaningful matter.” Before pair child princess, the yellow piece maidservant also calculates a little moral integrity, but are not many, look I just now come her to point to the door, clearly wants to monopolize the daughter to build up the sentiment, how could I make her work. “亲王殿下大驾光临有何贵干,这里有我照看小黑炭足够了,殿下可以去做些更有意义的事情。”在双子公主面前,黄段子侍女还算有点节操,不过也不多,这不,我才刚来她就下逐客令了,分明就是想独占女儿培养感情,我岂能让她得逞。 „Comes to see own daughter, pointless matter?” “来看望自己的女儿,难道是没有意义的事情？” „Small black coal said that my mother was enough, father anything just on sesame seed supplementary like fried cake, shakes not to relate.” “小黑炭说有我这个母亲就足够了,父亲什么的只不过是像煎饼上的芝麻那样的附带品,抖掉也没关系。” „Without said that like this, the small black coal will not say this words you little to deceive me absolutely!” Although clear(ly) knows that yellow piece maidservant in flickering person, I am injured. “才没有这样说吧,小黑炭绝对不会说出这种话你少骗我！”虽然明知道黄段子侍女是在忽悠人,我还是受了伤。 „, The trivial fool crown prince, the brain unexpectedly became easy-to-use.” Sees pair of child princess to run to refuel to the younger sister, this rampant maidservant reveals one's true colors immediately. “啧,区区笨蛋亲王,脑子竟然变得好使了。”见双子公主已经跑上去给妹妹加油,这嚣张侍女立刻原形毕露。 „I am how good, to is your fool maidservant, starts to try to trick unexpectedly I with the so poor clumsy lie, to have exhausted the bag of clumsy tricks?” “我怎么样都好,到是你这笨蛋侍女,竟然开始用如此劣拙的谎言试图忽悠我,难道说已经黔驴技穷了？” „Crown Prince Brute does not satisfy the ordinary object, actually even/including Lv also thinks that...... I will not study the donkey to call, to ask to forgive me to vent others the strength of your abnormal.” “禽兽亲王已经不满足于普通对象,竟然连驴也想……我可不会学驴叫,拜托饶过我吧将你的变态之力发泄到其他人身上吧。” „......” Foreword withdraws, this goods are really the venomous tongue and unchaste. “……”前言撤回,这货果然还是很毒舌兼无节操。 „Snort, you ride the present to flaunt the advantage of argument, then be not weeping and wailing the apology to beg for mercy was enough.” “哼,你就乘着现在逞一逞口舌之利吧,回头别哭着喊着道歉求饶就行。” „I can have such a clever mouth......”, a yellow piece maidservant face proper revealing advertisement salesman business smile, in the hand holds a fine small porcelain bottle: „Depends entirely on has it, inherited expired secret medicine, ate it, even if the inarticulate crown prince can also become has a glib tongue.” “我能有这样一张伶俐的嘴巴……”顿了顿,黄段子侍女一脸正经的露出广告推销员式营业笑容,手中托着一个精致小瓷瓶:“全靠有它,祖传过期秘药,吃了它,哪怕是嘴笨的亲王殿下也能变得巧舌如簧。” „The expired two character has completely exposed your inherited secret medicine is what thing, but also is able to discriminate with my positive result creates the propaganda.” “过期两个字已经完全暴露了你的祖传秘药到底是什么玩意,还有别拿我的名堂来做宣传。” „So long as said 【This is the secret medicine that crown prince takes daily can depend on because of this opens mouth cheats queen docile】, Meets the sale, how should handle, the source of goods wanted insufficient, can only resort to the method of rising in prices?” “只要说出去【这可是亲王殿下天天服用的秘药正因为如此才能靠着一张嘴把女王陛下哄骗的服服帖帖】,一定会热卖,该怎么办好呢,货源就要不足了,只能动用提价的手段了吗？” „You are worried too long-term also had , is not only I also wants to take to serve as the false sales promotion Aalto Liya's positive result, even if were held to close in the prison cell to reconsider by cleanly are not related?” “你担心的太长远了还有不单是我连阿尔托莉雅的名堂也想拿出来用作虚假推销么,就算被卡露洁抓住关到牢房里反思也没关系么？” „wū ~~ ~” hears younger sister's name, this yellow piece maidservant restrains finally, small called out in grief: „Fool crown prince is really the ghost livestock, with is so unexpectedly fearful . Moreover the chest absolutely be smaller than the 1st fellow to threaten me me.” “呜~~~”听到妹妹的名字,这黄段子侍女终于收敛,小小的悲鸣了一声:“笨蛋亲王真是鬼畜,竟然拿那么可怕,而且胸部绝对要比我小一号的家伙来威胁我。” „Very good, the sound took down, another day with listens to cleanly, exactly will have anything, is really the anticipation.” “很好,声音录下了,改天拿给卡露洁听一听吧,到底会发生什么呢,真是期待。” „I made a mistake, even if becomes ghost livestock the birth tool of crown prince is still indifferent, was ordered for three years to have eight children is also indifferent, please must not want Zzanka to know this matter cleanly.” “我错了,就算成为鬼畜的亲王殿下的生育工具也无所谓,被下令三年生八个孩子也无所谓,请务必不要让卡露洁知道这件事。” „Admits mistakes refreshed hateful this point, who is studies?” When clenching jaws that I am mad, a little can realize a moment ago Evil Dragon facing me mood. “认错爽快的让人可恨这一点,到底是和谁学来的？”我气的咬牙切齿,有点能体会刚才恶龙蕾娜面对我时的心情了。 „Did not plan that complained for three years to live eight child these words?” Yellow piece maidservant small mouth, as if a little desire discontented appearance. “不打算吐槽三年生八个孩子这句话吗？”黄段子侍女努着小嘴,似乎有点欲求不满的样子。 „I will not be swindled, how three years possibly have eight children, are not the sows!” “我才不会上当,三年怎么可能生八个孩子,又不是母猪！” „Thinks the metaphor 【Your this sow also only then gave birth to tool merit】 This meaning? Worthily is the ghost livestock crown prince, is quite fearful, not only the physical body, my energy must be polluted.” “是想暗喻【你这头母猪也只有生育工具这一个优点了】这个意思吗？不愧是鬼畜亲王,好可怕,不仅肉体,我的精神也要被污染了。” „What energy polluted is I am right!” “精神被污染的是我才对！” „Actually I consider as finished, so long as is above the triplets could complete quest, three years eight.” “其实我算了一笔,只要是三胞胎以上的话或许能完成任务,三年八个。” „This arrives is a blind spot.” My face is shocking, right, the triplets daughter, my present also lacks such setting! “这到是个盲点。”我一脸震惊,对呀,三胞胎女儿,我身边现在还缺少这样的设定呢！ „But, lived triplets' probability too to be really low.” “但是,生三胞胎的概率实在太低了。” „Right, low pity.” “没错,低的可怜。” „Therefore I consider as finished.” “所以我又算了一笔。” „What to consider as finished?” “算了什么？” „According to taking ten people of one type for ambition the fertility computation of ghost livestock crown prince, promoting the triplets probability the means to only have one, that is gives birth to the tool to his miserable peerless beautiful young girl in ten days 【bi】 At least 500,000 times, converting are every day want 【bi】 50,000 times, want every hour 【bi】 2084 times, want every minute 【bi】 35 times, round up and conservative words final result must in every second 【bi】 One time.” “根据以十人一种为野心的鬼畜亲王殿下的生育能力计算,提升三胞胎概率的办法只有一个,那就是在十天时间里对他的楚楚可怜的绝世美少女生育工具中【哔】至少五十万次,换算下来就是每天要中【哔】五万次,每个小时要中【哔】两千零八十四次,每分钟要中【哔】三十五次,四舍五入并留有余地的话最后的结果就是必须每秒钟中【哔】一次。” I: „......” 我:“……” Yellow piece maidservant: „......” 黄段子侍女:“……” I: „Which point actually wants to make me first complain, you spoke frankly.” 我:“到底想让我先吐槽哪个点,你就直说吧。” Yellow piece maidservant: „Did not have the time to explain, made a bed quickly.” 黄段子侍女:“没时间解释了,快铺床。” I: „Do you determine in front of the small black coal?” 我:“你确定在小黑炭面前？” Yellow piece maidservant: „So long as eats up my inherited expired contraceptive, can immediately the stealth, no, even if the strange sound can also conceal, general idea.” 黄段子侍女:“只要吃下我这祖传的过期避孕药,就能立刻隐身,不,哪怕是奇怪的声音也能掩饰,大概。” „This is not even yourself starts to suspect that the drug efficacy, whom deceived your fool maidservant!” “这不是连你自己都开始怀疑药效了么,骗谁啊你这笨蛋侍女！” „Said goodbye, the blue pure world, from now, in my eye will only have the endless muddy white color, the body has filled the strange strong fishy smell, the fool crown prince will also be obtaining 【One second of male】 Investigation extremely nickname, all for three years eight children!” “再见了,蓝色清净的世界,从此以后,我的眼睛里将只剩下无尽的浊白颜色,身上会一直弥漫着奇怪的浓烈腥味,笨蛋亲王也将获得【一秒男】的究极外号,一切都是为了三年八个孩子！” „I have affirmed now very much you owed training.” I nod, no longer complained, this fool maidservant also can only flaunt a sharp venomous tongue, if I came, she will instigate immediately. “我现在已经很肯定你又欠调教了。”我点了点头,不再吐槽,这笨蛋侍女也就只能逞一把犀利毒舌,我要是来真的,她立刻就会怂。 Therefore , facing yellow piece maidservant who the firepower full moral integrity violent walks, I must by oneself short of long conquering the enemy, —— little said in brief, is dry! 所以说,面对火力全开节操暴走的黄段子侍女,我要以己之长克敌之短,简而言之——少说,多干！ ... 。。。