*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** That night, I had a dream. 那天晚上,我做了一个梦。 Not is that fondly remembers, in the have mixed feelings fog the world, that lonely fellow who holds the sword to think aloud, this dream lets me instead a little...... slightly a little happy aftertaste, at least from the beginning. 并非又是那怀念的,让人心情复杂的雾中世界,那个抱着剑自言自语的孤单家伙,这梦让我反而有点……稍微有点幸福的余韵,至少在一开始的时候。 It seems like in a bleak and dangerous world, does not know that because of what reason, what reason, I became the super wife father unexpectedly, simultaneously is taking care of ten babies, juggles, just looked after this, another cried, waits to be busy running, but also in halfway, third fourth waking, crying aloud, the sound is resounding, in very covert Cave, seems to be living so daily the busy life of baby chorus. 似乎是在一个荒凉而危险的世界,不知道因为什么原因,什么理由,我竟然成了超级大奶爸,同时照顾着十个婴儿,忙里忙外,刚照料好这个,另外一个又哭了,等忙着跑过去,还在半路,第三个第四个醒过来,哇哇大哭,声音响亮,在一个似乎很隐蔽的洞窟里,过着这般天天婴儿大合唱的忙碌生活。 The source of food is very deficient, does not know luckily who is helping, supplying the aspect at least is nothing issue, the world in dream is too fuzzy, what even that ten babies grow unable to record clearly, but felt like oneself and situation of babies seems dangerous, recalls, plants „always some defiant people want to harm Us” thinks severe Gan unclearly. 食物的来源很匮乏,幸好不知道有谁在帮忙,供给方面至少是没什么问题,梦里的世界太模糊,甚至连那十个婴儿长得什么样都已经无法记清楚,只是隐约觉得自己和婴儿们的处境似乎十分危险,回忆起来,有种“总有刁民想害朕”的不明觉厉感。 Among a blink, in the dream the world the much better year, ten babies seemed to have grown into the one after another yī ya fresh-faced little young girl, the bear very much, scurries about daily, with monkey, lets think I who can relax am more badly battered, the situation much better in the baby are not less than them, remembers what in any case is clearest is the busy appearance. 一眨眼间,梦里世界似乎就过了好多年,十个婴儿已经长成了一个个咿呀粉嫩的小幼女,熊的很,天天上蹿下跳,跟个猴子似的,让本来以为可以松一口气的我更加焦头烂额,处境不比她们在婴儿的时候好多少,反正记得最清楚的还是自己忙碌的样子。 Fortunately, although the small young girls all skin, sleeps very much must kick ten back and forth quilt, almost made me catch cold, but at least also listened to my words, making them leave does that the little darling is obedient immediately, but shortly after the potency continued, a while had forgotten, tossed about. 幸运的是,虽然小幼女们个个都很皮,睡觉都要踢个十来回被子,差点让我感冒了,但至少还听我的话,让她们别这么做,她们会立刻乖乖听话,只不过效力持续不久,过不了一会儿就忘了,重新折腾起来。 At this time, had individually brave, leads elder sister younger sisters, rides I am not paying attention to time slips out, was domineering and tyrannical in the , although our situations seemed dangerous, I to was remember that I in very clear dream always talked incessantly with them, daily must feel alarmed and anxious for them, but, their instinct so, cannot solely describe with mischievous probably, I do not know what's the matter, the information in dream was too ambiguous, but felt indistinctly this was their instinct, matter that is unable to prevent. 这时候,有个别胆大的,已经带着姐姐妹妹们,乘着我不注意的时候溜出去,在附近横行霸道了,虽然我们的处境似乎还是很危险,我到是记得很清楚梦里的我老是和她们唠叨,天天都要替她们担惊受怕,不过,她们的天性好像本就如此,不能单单用调皮来形容,我也不知道是怎么回事,梦里的信息太含糊,只是隐约感觉到这是她们的本能,是无法阻止的事情。 Crosses again several years, the little young girls grew into little loli finally, the destructive power also increased day by day, at this time, our situations became subtle, does not have the means to live several years place to continue to live, because little loli caused trouble everywhere, has attracted the danger that I have been worried about, finally was discovered, therefore as if on life that roamed about the escape. 再过个几年,小幼女们终于长成小萝莉了,破坏力也是与日俱增,在这个时候,我们的处境变得微妙起来,已经没办法在一直生活了数年的地方继续生活下去,因为小萝莉们到处惹是生非,已经将我一直担心的危险吸引过来,终于被发现了,于是似乎过上了流浪逃命的生活。 Think that several times must roll to extinguish, but does not know that is own luck good( actually this possibility to cross out does not have relations), is little loli life strength is tenacious, everyone being saved from death, have battle efficiency little loli who and making trouble ability matches, after times whet, like protagonist in novel, in the adversity grows, saw the light suddenly under the death, became more and more fierce, I can only wait and see them to fight in one side, cannot add on any was busy. 好几次都以为要团灭了,但不知道是自己的运气好(其实这个可能性可以划掉也没关系),还是小萝莉们生命力顽强,大家一次次的死里逃生,本就已经拥有着和捣蛋能力相匹配的战斗力的小萝莉们,经过一次次磨砺后,就像小说里的主角一样,在逆境中成长,于死亡下顿悟,变得越来越厉害,我只能在一旁观望她们战斗,帮不上任何的忙了。 Also is at that time, I quite clear remembering, in dream had the desolate and gratified sigh: Child ( female )( son) has grown up, that vigorous flexible powerful skill, they are flapping the wings, rises with a spring to hover from the bird nest in the heroic bearing of sky. 也是在那个时候,我比较清晰的记得,梦里的自己产生了落寞而欣慰的感叹:孩(女)子(儿)们已经长大了,那矫健灵活强大的身手,正是她们扑扇着翼翅,从鸟巢中一跃而起翱翔于天空的英姿。 If crossing instead by on the run life that the children protect, after for several years, finally, they turned the great eagle that dominates the sky, when does not know, does not have the pursuing troops, when does not know, is they are pursuing the opponent instead to kill. 如是过着反而被孩子们保护起来的亡命天涯生活,数年后,终于,她们变成了雄霸天空的巨鹰,不知道什么时候,身后已经没有追兵了,不知道什么时候,已经是她们在追着对手反杀了。 When also does not know is, ten babies who cried for food the appearance that also comes clearly into view in own mind, has grown for the proud dignified young girl, when did not know, they as if had the noble status, everywhere one visit, anybody cannot stand to raise the head before them. 也不知道是什么时候,在自己的心目中嗷嗷待哺的样子还历历在目的十个婴儿,已经成长为了骄傲威严的少女,更不知道什么时候,她们似乎有了高贵的身份,所到之处,已经没有其他任何人能在她们面前站立抬头。 The fledgling grows up, after all will leave the parents, took the world as the family/home, in dream also welcomed this moment, not being able to remember the turning point was anything, these ten have never been working as under their suppressing foot foster of father, has grown up, has is far exceeding my foster the young girl of extraordinary method and strength, one after another leaves without saying good-bye, including opening the paper has not stayed behind. 雏鸟长大,终归会离开父母,以天地为家,梦中的自己也迎来了这一刻,记不得契机是什么,这十名在从未当过父亲的自己的憋足抚养下,已经长大成人,拥有着远超过我这个抚养者的非凡手段和实力的少女,一个个不辞而别,连张纸条都没有留下。 Perhaps, the mission of my whole life has been completed, did not have regrettably, vanishes silently, perhaps is the following destiny, but, even if to the dwelling place of the dead, I may also for oneself...... not, for own ten children, but proud —— I witnessed ten growth that young girl who with own eyes has the protagonist template, achievement that they obtain, even makes me not dare with „foster” this phrase to blaspheme, because oneself besides taking care of them, had never taught their any useful knowledge, gives them to pave any way, helping them solve any difficultly, they. All achievements of obtaining, adopts their efforts. 或许,我这辈子的使命已经完成了,了无遗憾,就此默默消失,或许就是自己接下来的命运,但是,哪怕到了九泉之下,我亦可为自己……不,是为自己的十个孩子而自豪——我可是亲眼见证了十个拥有主角模板的少女的成长,她们一路所获得的成就,甚至让我不敢用“抚养”这个字眼去亵渎,因为自己除了照顾她们以外,从未教导过她们任何有用的知识,给她们铺平过任何道路,帮她们解决过任何困难,她们所获得的一切成就,都是通过她们自己的努力。 It looks like penniless, the poor wretch who even the school expense cannot hand over adds the illiterate person, the lucky adoption ten were a self-made person, finally fights for to become the power to lean the world by own effort to be possible richly the queen in enemy. 就像是一个一贫如洗,连学费也交不起的穷光蛋加文盲,幸运的收养了十个自学成才,最终凭借自己的努力打拼成为权倾天下富可敌国的女王。 If the dreamland till here, then all are happy, content. However, Sir Zhou does not plan easily to let off my would-be tragedy emperor obviously, making me have a complete good dream. 如果梦境到这里为止,那么一切都是幸福的,美满的。但是,周公大人显然不打算轻易放过我这个准悲剧帝,让我做个圆圆满满的好梦。 The dreamland is still continuing, crossed did not know many long time, my incompetent mortal good fortune cannot throw the street, but also was tenacious, does not know that is living for anything, until one day, this thought to spread the wings to depart, to the young girls to oneself very remote place, came back very much remotely finally. 梦境还在继续,又过了不知道多少久,我这个无能的凡人幸未能扑街,还顽强的,不知道为了啥而活着,直到有一天,本以为展翅离去,到了离自己很遥远很遥远的地方的少女们,终于回来了。 Moreover one after another coming back, returned suddenly neat. 而且是接二连三的回来,眨眼间就回齐了。 These years, they of leaving home through the ceaseless efforts, finally achieved the extraordinary achievement, what achievement is, already, but tastes to have a feeling indistinctly, that certainly is not the unimaginable thing. 这些年,离家出走的她们通过不懈努力,终于取得了非凡成就,到底是什么样的成就,已经记不起来了,只是回味起来隐约有种感觉,那一定是自己所无法想象的东西。 Once in the proud and noble manner on them breaking out of their cocoons, now is to just like fish dive Dragon Gate, formed if I can not do it , who can tyrant to be dignified, I think that this cannot describe them with the maturity. 曾经在她们身上破茧而出的骄傲和高贵气质,如今更是犹如鱼跃龙门,形成了一种舍我其谁的霸者威严,我想这已经不能用成熟来形容她们了。 Transformed makes me feel the strange daughters, come back goal only then ——, although I have not given their many benevolence, but filial they actually never forget, to repay this benevolence, wants to receive them in the domain that tries hard to fight to live me. 已经蜕变的让我感到陌生的女儿们,回来的目的只有一个——虽然我不曾给予过她们多少恩情,但孝顺的她们却念念不忘,为了报答这份恩情,想把我接到她们努力打拼出来的地盘上生活。 Un...... seems like this, after all is only a dream, I can recall so many contents is not very easy, many sleeps woke up forgot the content in dream completely. 嗯……好像是这样吧,毕竟只是一个梦嘛,我能记得起那么多内容已经很不容易了,多少人一觉醒来就完全忘了梦里的内容。 Reading and old graciousness of daughters, want to give me to care for the aged, naturally lets my father...... not, but is incompetent, without deficient adopter who the means render them any assistance, is grateful, but at this time, the issue came. 女儿们的念及旧恩,想要给我养老,自然让我这个父亲……不,只不过是无能的,没办法给予她们任何帮助的贫乏收养者,感激涕零,但是此时,问题来了。 The daughter has ten, I do not have the means clone, which should with good? Does live for a year? Although is good way however I unable to open the mouth. 女儿有十个,我却没办法分身,该跟哪一个好呢？一个住一年？虽然是个好办法但是我开不了口。 Because had also said a moment ago, the young girls present is not the past these, although is mischievous, clever clever little young girl but who obeys to my words only, little loli. 因为刚才也说过,少女们现在已经不是当年那些虽然调皮捣蛋,但唯独对我的话十分听从的乖巧伶俐的小幼女,小萝莉。 They have the dignity that makes people unable Defiance, as well as does not accommodate the disobedient will, after knowing anyone will not yield, next second, originally happy family disruption, together mischievous, have been on the run together ten sisters turn into enemies, for trivial cares for the aged this and other to me the small issues, provoded the startled day chaotic war and chaos caused by war. 她们已经有了让人无法反抗的威严,以及不容忤逆的意志,在得知谁也不会让步后,下一秒,原本幸福的家庭破裂了,一起调皮捣蛋过,一起亡命天涯过的十姐妹反目成仇,为了区区给我养老这等小问题,引发了惊天的乱战、战乱。 In dreamland, as if the whole world because their anger and fight randomly, but the earth-shattering, turns the mountain but actually sea, wails vast, just like world Hell. 梦境中,似乎整个世界都因为她们的怒火和乱斗,而天崩地裂,翻山倒海,哀嚎遍野,犹如人间地狱。 Final of dreamland, brings intense remorse, spiritless chose escape, chose vanished silently...... 梦境的最后,带着强烈的自责,懦弱的自己选择了逃避,选择了默默消失…… Is startled wakes, sits up from the bed fiercely, is gasping for breath, I scratch the wet cold sweat that on the forehead seeped out, feels to have a lingering fear for this lifelike and strange dream. 一觉惊醒过来,猛地从床上坐起,喘着气,我擦了擦额头上渗出的湿漉漉冷汗,为这个逼真而怪异的梦感到心有余悸。 What, who wants through such dream to warn truth that my milk father aura must die? 什么呀,有谁想通过这样的梦警告我奶爸光环必须死的道理么？ Closed one's eyes to make a while deep breath, I calmed down gradually, planned to ask that Lena this dream what's the matter, was in the fog world such strange dreamland, or was only, because certain things made one carelessly, the day has thought of the night to have a dream. 闭眼做了一会儿深呼吸,我才渐渐冷静下来,打算问问艾芙丽娜这个梦到底是怎么回事,是雾中世界那样的诡异梦境,亦或者说只是自己因为某些事情胡乱造了一个,正所谓日有所思夜有所梦。 For example, because heard the story that Evil Dragon told me about the Hell ten kings before, thereupon, under my lolicon attribute operation, ten kings turned into ten young girl loli, as of dreamland master, is very shameless fabricated a status of loli adopter to oneself, lived a period of happy life. 比如说,因为之前听到了恶龙蕾娜告诉我的关于地狱十王的故事,于是乎,在我的萝莉控属性的操纵下,十王就变成了十个幼女萝莉,身为梦境主人的自己,则是很无耻的给自己捏造了一个萝莉收养者的身份,过了一段幸福快乐的生活。 Person lifeform, is sometimes very complex, but is very most of the time easy to understand, especially like the fool who my can see through. 人这种生物呀,有时候很复杂,但大多时候都很好懂,特别是像我这种一眼就能看穿的笨蛋。 What a pity Lena has no response, how did not know and rests the place, ok, next time will see asks again. 可惜艾芙丽娜没有任何反应,不知道又睡死了还是怎么地,算了,下次见到再问吧。 Comforts heart that is cooling slowly, my thoughts return to the reality from the dreamland finally, then felt that the bosom had the foreign matter that nice and warm softly and throws slippery. 安抚着慢慢冷却下来的心脏,我的心思终于从梦境中回到现实,然后感觉到了怀里有暖乎乎软绵绵且滑不溜丢的异物。 Lowers the head looks, sees only a stark naked spirit young girl, at this time is lying in own bosom, the both arms are hanging the neck, even I awaken the movement that sits fiercely, has not awakened this only to rest the god young saintess. 低头一看,只见一只一丝不挂的幽灵少女,此时正趴在自己怀里,双臂挂着脖子,连我猛地惊醒坐起来的动作,也没惊醒这只睡神小圣女。 Your this small lazy pig saintess, to is the calmness and steadiness of resting, does not know how your family knight had a strange strange dream. 你这小懒猪圣女呀,到是睡的安稳,丝毫不知道你家骑士做了怎么样一个古怪离奇的梦。 Sees the small spirit sweet resting face, some of my envy, this envy, lives to the guts wickedly, first rubbed the cheek of this young saintess, the feel as always invincible good, even if rubs does not plan to awake? Un, tries other places again. 看到小幽灵甜甜的睡脸,我就有些嫉妒,这一嫉妒,就恶向胆边生,先是揉了揉这小圣女的脸蛋,手感一如既往的无敌好,就算这么揉也还是不打算醒吗？嗯,再试试其他地方吧。 Tried, I said that I underestimated the resting god attribute of small spirit. 试了一遍,我表示自己还是小看了小幽灵的睡神属性。 Then, how should handle? 那么,该怎么办好呢？ My cautious puts on the small spirit the bed, is staring at her resting face, lowers the head to ponder for three seconds, in the mind the miraculous glow flashes, pats the palm. 我小心翼翼的将小幽灵放到床上,盯着她的睡脸,低头沉思三秒,脑海中灵光一闪,一拍手心。 Had! 有了！ Wu exclusive shouted that after the bed must kill technique —— Armstrong revolves to accelerate , the filling Armstrong cannon, walks you! 吴氏专属喊床必杀技——阿姆斯特朗回旋加速后填装式阿姆斯特朗大炮,走你！ Within a half hour, I raise the pants to seize the life to run from the room in a panic staggering, small spirit with making threatening gestures, pursued me to chase down enough 100 around the hall. 半个小时之后,我仓皇的提着裤子踉踉跄跄从房间里夺命跑出来,身后跟着张牙舞爪的小幽灵,绕着大厅追我追杀了足足一百圈。 „Early morning how, restless kept.” Runs up to Evil Dragon who I live in calmly, was awakened by noise by the sound sound, as she of big dragon should very hypersomnia, is relentless to the fellow who daring to disturb her clear dream is right, however this goods do not know that is what rare and beautiful flowers, make the giant sound to awaken by noise her several times, actually did not mind, but was on the mouth complained several. “一大早的又怎么了,闹腾个不停。”若无其事的跑到我家住下来的恶龙蕾娜,被动静声吵醒,身为巨龙的她本该十分嗜睡,对胆敢打扰她清梦的家伙毫不留情才对,然而这货不知道是什么奇葩,好几次闹出巨大动静将她吵醒,竟然也不怎么介意,只不过是嘴上抱怨了几句。 I am also thinking makes a noise intentionally daily very early in the morning, making her give way before difficulties, returns to her dragon nest to rest , it seems like that the plan was invalid. 我还想着故意天天一大早闹出点动静,让她知难而退,回她的龙巢去睡呢,切,看来计划是行不通了。 „Bear tower, bullied Ellis?” Just Sir Emperor Wu , you look right, just Sir Emperor Wu naturally was natural with us stayed together, because too natural like three did not have the princess yellow piece maidservant, I was disinclined to raise. “熊塔,又欺负爱丽丝了？”正义的武帝大人,哦,你看没错,正义的武帝大人当然是理所当然的和我们住在一起,因为太理所当然了就像三无公主黄段子侍女一样,我都懒得提起了。 For those the small fox, dies also wants proud tender, making us not give her to prepare the room, she must live with the clansmen in the same place, finally every other day runs over is very late, then had a look at the weather that plays to say considers as finished tonight on pushing someone take on a difficult job here stayed, which fool if there is to dare to seize the opportunity the night assault bold, do not blame her not being impolite. 到是小狐狸,死也要傲娇,让我们别给她准备房间,她要和族人们住在一块,结果三天两头跑过来玩的很晚,然后看看天色说算了今晚就勉为其难的在这里住下吧,要是有哪个笨蛋敢色胆包天乘机夜袭,可别怪她不客气。 The Lesser Evil village that probably said that has many are unsafe, she delicate, cannot walk night road. 说的好像魔王村有多不安全,她有多柔弱,不能走夜路似的。 Said seems me to go to the night assault, she really meets Defiance. 说的好像我去夜袭,她真的会反抗似的。 Has had the breakfast, I also somewhat never forget to the dream that last night has, saw that the Evil Dragon young girl as if planned is satiated with food and wine to go out to take a walk, quietly with. 吃过早饭,我对昨晚做的梦还有些念念不忘,看到恶龙少女似乎打算吃饱喝足外出散个步,就悄悄跟了上去。 Without walking far, Evil Dragon turns around, the elegant eye of circle stares me saying: „What makes, do your pornographic Druid hunger and thirst to dare to project in our big dragon the idea finally?” 没走多远,恶龙蕾娜就转过身来,俏目圆瞪着我道:“做什么,难道说你这色情德鲁伊终于饥渴到敢把主意打到我们巨龙身上了？” „You want to be many, I am not interested in you.” “你想多了,我对你一点都不感兴趣。” The words just became quiet, a powder fist punched the midair me, the body super revolving 36,000 degrees, last fell down in the shrubbery, toward the place, the foot faced upwards, pulled out. 话刚落音,一记粉拳就将我揍上了半空,身体高速旋转了三万六千度,最后一头栽倒在灌木丛里,头朝地,脚朝天,一抽一抽的。 This...... does this female tyrannosaurus, how actually want? A word does not punch the person also to have a limit at earliest convenience, I must reply that I indeed do want to sneak attack you to grasp pā pā pā you?! 这……这头母暴龙啊,到底想怎么样？一言不合就揍人也该有个限度吧,难道我还得回答我的确想偷袭你把你抓回去啪啪啪？！ Thinks with goal, I endured. 想到一路跟上来的目的,我忍了。 „Do not be angry, I want to ask that your something, the stories of Hell ten kings you told before, a little cares.” The racket head soil, I use the serious tone of research humanities history to answer. “别生气,我就是想问你一些事,你之前说的地狱十王的故事,还是有点在意。”拍拍头上的泥土,我用研究人文历史的一本正经语气解释道。 „I have no interest today.” “我今天没兴趣。” „This, do not have the words saying that you are taking a walk in any case, said that with me the story isn't very matter while convenient?” “别这样嘛,有话好说,反正你在散步,和我说说故事不是很顺便的事情么？” „While convenient, I have not been taking a walk, I in...... was right, I in patrol territory.” The Evil Dragon young girl the leisurely and carefree rhythm of life found a serious excuse to oneself forcefully. “一点都不顺便,还有我不是在散步,我是在……对了,我是在巡逻领地。”恶龙少女强行给自己悠闲的生活节奏找了一个严肃借口。 „Yes, as dragon knight is busy at me certainly being probable to help, please allow me to join goes on patrol together.” “是么,身为龙骑士这个忙我肯定是要帮的,请允许我加入一起巡逻。” „Who is the dragon knight, who wants you to help, you get out of the way!” “谁是龙骑士,谁要你帮忙,你走开！” „Aiya, I saw the trace of spy a moment ago probably, in the lakeside, walks, we disperse powder...... not, is examines.” The footsteps of following Evil Dragon young girl I sway back and forth brazen-faced and shameless everywhere, how regardless of she catches up does not leave...... “哎呀,我刚才好像看到奸细的踪影了,就在湖边,走,我们去散一散……哦不,是去查看一下。”我死皮赖脸满地打滚的跟上恶龙少女的脚步,无论她怎么赶也不离开…… ... 。。。