*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Really was too excessive, clear(ly) knew perfectly well why pure under did have the spider lair not to say one?” When carried to a nest all spiders in underground cavern, I jumped, tore to stick in spider web, while protested to the Evil Dragon young girl indignantly. “真是太过分了,明明知道地底下有蜘蛛巢穴为什么不说一声？”等将地下洞穴里的所有蜘蛛给一窝端了,我跳上来,一边撕扯黏在身上的蛛网,一边向恶龙少女忿忿抗议。 „Well, I look at an affection of your senior expert, thinks that you saw through the underground situation, wants to get down to brush the spider, ran to catch a chill such like the past few days.” A Evil Dragon face I am the good person you should not be unjust to my expression, but the performing skill time is not proficient, was saying was saying always the tittering laughter that leaks from the mouth deeply had betrayed her, this goods want to look at me to leave intentionally smelly. “咦呀,我看你一副资深专家的作态,以为你看穿了地下的情况,是想下去刷刷蜘蛛呢,就像前些天跑出去吹风那样。”恶龙蕾娜一脸我是好人你可别冤枉我的表情,但演技功夫不到家,说着说着总是从嘴里漏出来的噗嗤笑声已经深深出卖了她,这货就是故意想看我出糗的。 However, even if I am unable to refute like this, who by a moment ago model/pattern Er who oneself indeed exhibited a survival expert, digging a pit in various significances oneself burying, but Evil Dragon did not remind me secretly, was so ruthless, this account I remembered! 然而,纵使这样我还是无法反驳,谁让自己刚才的确摆出一副生存专家的范儿呢,各种意义上的挖坑把自己给埋进去了,不过恶龙蕾娜也不偷偷提醒我,如此无情无义,这笔账我记下了！ Although the spider underground lair was cleaned up was very broad, but no one likes happy the fresh bonfire rest in the encirclement of spider web, we chose another place, dug a pit, opens the hole, the clear earth, this arrived is not I blows, doing this type indeed was exactly adept, uh-huh, how to say also played in the Hell world two person has roamed about with three people of vagrant players, this experience no one could compare. 虽说蜘蛛地下巢穴被清理了很宽阔,但没有谁喜欢在蛛网的环绕中愉快的生篝火休息,我们选了另外一块地方,挖坑,开洞,清土,这到不是我吹,干这种活的确拿手,嗯哼,怎么说也是在地狱世界玩过双人流浪和三人流浪的选手,这份经验谁也比不上。 I when am busy at the same time, Evil Dragon and Julie have not been idling, they have lived the bonfire in the place that cleaned up, because of Julie clumsy blurry, without the means added on what busy, therefore food and so on thing in her taking care, cannot, because her personality placed, the non- belt/bring that blurry express the food in inventory will also corrupt bullied the person. 我在一边忙着的时候,恶龙蕾娜和尤丽叶也没闲着,她们在已经清理完毕的地方生起了篝火,因为尤丽叶的笨拙迷糊,没办法帮上什么忙,所以食材之类的东西就在她那保管,总不能因为她性格迷糊就连放在物品栏里的食材也会腐烂的特别快吧,不带这么欺负人的。 Regarding can take in moves the Stash great task, Julie is very happy, making me look felt to love dearly for her. 对于能担当上移动储物箱的重责,尤丽叶感到十分高兴,让我看了都为她感到心疼。 „What today eats?” As big dragon, Evil Dragon young girl to eating seems quite tasteful, spoken lines is also a young glutton, is only not like the crystal that greedy shocking everybody fairy altogether indignant. “今天吃点什么？”身为巨龙,恶龙少女对吃的似乎比较讲究,说白点也是个小吃货,只是不像水晶那么馋的惊世骇俗神鬼共愤罢了。 „~~ ~ forest meal ~~ ~ forest meal most delicious ~~ ~” Julie, as soon as listens, hits energy, with the soft glutinous sound of her ten big singing girl ranks, arranged the folk song say and sings, lovable violation. “啦啦啦~~~森林套餐~~~森林套餐最好吃~~~”尤丽叶一听,打起精神,用她那十大歌姬级别的软糯声音,自编小调连说带唱,可爱的犯规。 However was a pity very much, here had the fellow of puzzled character and style, Evil Dragon rejected such Julie cruel-heartedly, when has not heard her to say anything, gave itself to order the meal. 但是很可惜,这里有个不解风情的家伙,恶龙蕾娜狠心的拒绝了这样的尤丽叶,当没听到她在说什么,自顾自的给自己点餐。 „For a long time without eating the grilled fish, eats the grilled fish tonight.” “好久没吃烤鱼了,今晚就吃烤鱼吧。” „For a long time? You in my family have eaten in previous talent that quest starts.” I cannot bear complain. “好久？你在任务开始的前一天才在我家吃过吧。”我忍不住吐槽。 „Now is quest third day!” The opposite party are serious, is not cracking a joke, as if on saying me has lacked a thing of named grilled fish energy, did not supplement on the chest is hiding the energy lamp must flick to start to report to the police. “现在已经是任务的第三天了！”对方一脸严肃,不似在开玩笑,就仿佛在说我身上已经缺了一种名为烤鱼能量的东西,再不补充胸口上隐藏着的能量灯就要一闪一闪开始报警了。 Chest......? 胸口……呃？ „Why to have stared at others chest to look at your pornographic Druid!” The result looked much for one second, this Evil Dragon young girl charmingly was angry, a palm of the hand clapped my head underground. “干嘛一直盯着人家的胸口看你这色情德鲁伊！”结果只是多看了一秒,这恶龙少女就娇羞愤怒了,一巴掌把我的脑袋拍到了地下。 Can I tell the facts actually want to take a look on your chest to have the energy lamp of grilled fish energy? Having anything is attractive, the crystal is bigger than you. 我能实话实说其实是想看看你胸口上有没有烤鱼能量的能量灯么？啧,有什么好看的,水晶都比你大。 Result just lifted, the second palm of the hand falls, the head drilled into again under. 结果头刚抬起,第二巴掌落下,脑袋再次钻入了地下面。 „Subconscious patted, always felt that your bastard Druid is thinking some disrespectful matter.” Above the back of the head, the Evil Dragon half inexplicable half annoyed subtle explanation transmits. “下意识就拍了下去,总感觉你这混蛋德鲁伊在想些十分失礼的事情。”后脑勺上方,恶龙蕾娜一半莫名一半恼火的微妙解释传来。 „......” Therefore the intuition of woman, always breaks the rules. “……”所以说女人的直觉呀,老是犯规。 „Your highness your highness, you are all right.” Julie kisses/intimate gently supports by the arm me. “殿下殿下,你没事吧。”尤丽叶亲温柔的将我搀扶起来。 „All right, tonight has the forest meal.” I pat her small hand, an injured mind obtained comforting. “没事,今晚就吃森林套餐。”我拍拍她的小手,一颗受伤的心灵得到了抚慰。 „Hey, cannot disregard my decision.” “喂,不许无视我的决定。” „You must eat the grilled fish yourself to make, I and Julie have the forest meal.” “你要吃烤鱼你自己弄去,我和尤丽叶吃森林套餐。” „It is not good, you must help me make.” “不行,你得帮我弄。” „I will not do.” “我可不会做。” „All right, I can teach you.” “没事,我可以教你。” „Will yourself do also request to make me do much?” “你自己会做还要求多多让我来做？” „This called the incident not work two lords.” “这叫一事不劳二主。” Saw me and Evil Dragon also quarrels, Julie's anxious helpless, had a look at Evil Dragon, had a look at me, had to think the mediation, but responded her at all inappropriate this living that patted slowly incessantly, in the brain just thought the lines, our bickering changed to at another matter. 见我和恶龙蕾娜又吵起来了,尤丽叶急的不知所措,看看恶龙蕾娜,又看看我,有心想调解,但是反应慢了不止一拍的她根本不合适这种活,脑子里刚想好台词,我们的斗嘴又转到了另外一件事情上。 Likes boring tip of cows horn, always thinks oneself to Julie who the person will put to trouble, puts the blame on the reason that I and Evil Dragon will quarrel to her own on, will see this, I can only make the concession, is staring the Evil Dragon young girl of complacent announcement victory, will turn the head to comfort Julie, wrong will not be you, will be the world...... not, will be Evil Dragon! 喜欢钻牛角尖,总是认为自己会给人添麻烦的尤丽叶,把我和恶龙蕾娜吵架的原因归咎到她自己身上了,见此,我只能做出让步,瞪着洋洋得意的宣布胜利的恶龙少女,转头去安慰尤丽叶,错的不是你,是世界……啊不,是恶龙蕾娜！ „Said why you will like eating the grilled fish?” Is making the time of dinner, idled is being all right my mouth to violate cannot bear and opens the mouth inexpensively. “说起来你为什么会那么喜欢吃烤鱼？”做着晚饭的功夫,闲着没事我嘴巴犯贱忍不住又开口了。 „Why can't I like eating the grilled fish?” “为什么我不能喜欢吃烤鱼？” „What is turning point?” “契机是什么？” „...... Venting...... Vengeance!” Speaking of this, Evil Dragon to has not been busy saying that closed/pass your PIS, but recalled earnestly, then very affirmative saying. “呃……解气……复仇！”提起这个,恶龙蕾娜到是没忙着说关你PIS,而是认真回忆了一下,然后很肯定的说道。 „Ha?” I cannot understand that completely this mysterious turning point, the thought of big dragon is really different from the normal person. “哈？”我完全不能理解这种神奇的契机,巨龙的思维果然和正常人不一样。 „Said, in I to build up a dog that raises also to like eating the grilled fish.” “说起来,我到是想起家里养的一条狗也喜欢吃烤鱼。” „You meant that I do look like a dog?!!” “你的意思是说我像一条狗吗？！！” „Why you responded are so big, I spoke thoughtlessly you can also associate to this aspect?” “你干嘛反应那么大,我就随口说说你也能联想到这种方面？” „Also is not because your bastard Druid mouth is too poisonous, always likes damaging others obliquely?” “还不是因为你这混蛋德鲁伊嘴巴太毒,老是喜欢拐弯抹角的损别人？” „Having you are poisonous? Having you are so poisonous?!” “有你毒？有你们那么毒？！” „That really many thanks praise.” “那真是多谢夸奖了。” „One day you will be taught, wait and see bastard! This is your grilled fish, takes away!” “总有一天你会得到教训的,等着瞧吧混蛋！这是你的烤鱼,拿去！” „Bah, was unpalatable dead, with compares simply day place that Valise did.” “呸,难吃死了,和维拉丝做的相比简直一个天一个地。” „After being unpalatable, do not let me do!” “难吃以后就别让我来做！” „Thought arriving beautiful, gave me to practice grilled fish exactly said ripe again, un, at least just like your barbecue time, the barbecue flavor that but you made to be honest was also actually same, owes also feels all right saying that has acknowledged as teacher to Valise as well as Rafel.” “想的到美,给我把烤鱼这门活练熟了再说,嗯,至少和你的烤肉功夫一样,不过说实话你做的烤肉其实味道也一般般,亏还好意思说向维拉丝以及拉斐尔拜过师。” „Quarrelled, later the three meals a day you were responsible for!” “吵死了,以后三餐你负责！” „Noble big dragon will not do this heavy manual labor, particularly for your fellow.” “高贵的巨龙才不会干这种粗活,尤其是为你这种家伙。” „I am also noble Savior and Lesser Evil the bastard!” “我也是高贵的救世主兼魔王啊混蛋！” „Ha? This two reputation adds might as well this...... to be inferior to my toe.” “哈？这两个名头加起来都还不如本……不如我一个脚趾头呢。” „Has to plant your toe to extend, making me have a look at it noblly!” “有种把你的脚趾头伸出来,让我看看它有多高贵！” „What do you want to make? Your this anomaly, should not be will have the evil thought to my toe, told you, if you dare to act unreasonably I to throw from moon you.” “你想做什么？你这个变态,该不会是对我的脚趾也产生了邪念吧,告诉你,你要是敢乱来我就把你从月亮上边扔下来。” „Wait, why you can associate to this matter unexpectedly , I knew, the noble big dragon Sir also reads that type of vulgar books unexpectedly, is really unusual, unusual.” “等等,为什么你竟然能联想到这种事情,哦,我知道了,高贵的巨龙大人竟然也看那种庸俗不堪的书籍,真是稀奇,稀奇呀。” „Mixes...... the bastard, is short talks nonsense in that I had not looked Duke Brute who these lower reaches cannot withstand!” “混……混蛋,少在那胡说八道,我才没有看那些下流不堪的禽兽公爵！” „......” This really confessed without being pressed. “……”这真是不打自招了。 „Julie, come, I picked out the bone to you.” “尤丽叶,来,我给你剔掉了骨头。” „Delicious.” “好吃。” „hahaha, comforted the words I still to decline with thanks even.” Grilled fish how I who oneself are was clear, let alone with Valise compares, was inferior compared with the forest meal that Julie makes. “哈哈哈,就算是安慰话我也心领了。”自己做的烤鱼如何我自己清楚,别说和维拉丝的相比,就是比起尤丽叶做的森林套餐都不如。 „Your highness does, regardless of anything is delicious.” For fear that I do not believe that Julie gets hold of the small fist to supplement one. “殿下做的,无论什么都好吃。”生怕我不信,尤丽叶握紧小拳头补充一句。 „Is......? You said like this makes me strange, hehehe, that eats.” “是……是吗？你这样说让我怪不好意思的,嘿嘿嘿,那就多吃一点吧。” „Your highness also eats, come, ~~ ~” “殿下也吃吧,来,啊~~~” „This...... cough cough, is not good, I came to be good.” “这……咳咳,不大好吧,我自己来就好了。” „Come, dear, ~~ ~” “来,亲爱的,啊~~~” „Good, good...... ~~ ~” “好,好吧……啊~~~” Then, I felt that punctures the line of sight of person together extremely, falling that stares arrives at the body, has turned head, is gnawing Evil Dragon young girl of grilled fish, deducted the extreme the atmosphere of single dog, is clearly using the resenting vision of scarlet fruits to stare our two. 然后,我就感觉到一道极其刺人的视线,直瞪瞪的落到身上,回过头,独自一人啃着烤鱼的恶龙少女蕾娜,将单身狗的气氛演绎到了极点,分明在用赤果果的愤恨目光瞪着我们两个。 „How...... how? Has the opinion?” “怎……怎么？有意见吗？” „No, snort/hum!” “没,哼！” Not also snort/hum is so loud, I had just turned head, near the ear hears somebody's low voice whisper. 没还哼的那么大声,我刚回过头,耳边又听到某人的小声嘀咕。 „Does not know the sense of honor.” “不知廉耻。” I: „......” 我:“……” To be honest I also know that does that to Evil Dragon is too much, what to do but can, Julie to be that type, once will concentrate on the goal to forget person who things, I can guarantee that she has neglected Evil Dragon existence now completely, entered each family pattern, a moment ago that dear, the whole body that but will call me will be weak, energy will be absent-minded, has almost taken seriously each family, quest that will forget to carry, thought now with Julie newlyweds' honeymoon. 说实话我也知道这么做对恶龙蕾娜有点过分,但是能怎么办,尤丽叶是属于那种一旦专注目标就会忘掉身外之物的人,我敢保证她现在已经完全忽视了恶龙蕾娜的存在,进入了过家家模式,刚才那一声亲爱的,可是把我叫的全身酥软,精神恍惚,差点就把过家家当真,甚至忘掉身负的任务,以为现在是在和尤丽叶度着新婚夫妇的蜜月了。 The lethality was too strong kisses/intimate. 杀伤力太强了呀亲。 So, in Julie's gentleness and Evil Dragon hate, in this Heaven Hell twofold day spent the dinner time, the rest a moment later, I realized that the matter has not ended. 就这般,在尤丽叶的温柔和恶龙蕾娜的怨恨,这天堂地狱两重天中度过了晚饭时间,休息片刻之后,我才意识到事情还没完。 First, according to couple of days ago approach, my shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, because the front section day accompanies Julie to rest together several times by the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf status, made her be used to it unexpectedly, could not bear her miserable look therefore only to continue. 首先,按照前两天的做法,我变身圣月贤狼,因为前段日子以圣月贤狼的身份陪尤丽叶一起睡过几次,竟然让她习惯了,受不了她楚楚可怜的眼神于是只能继续下去。 My a while enters in the boundary of dream to accompany the skeleton big dragon to play in any case well, does not need to be worried that can unable to bear Julie fragrant soft in the seduction of bosom. 嘛,反正我一会儿进入梦之境界里陪骸骨巨龙好好玩耍,也不用担心会忍不住尤丽叶香软在怀的诱惑。 However Evil Dragon does not trust me, even if shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, she opinion is still very big, said that what this solitary one male widow altogether rests a bed to be highly improper, is not absolutely good, cannot like this. 但是恶龙蕾娜不信任我呀,哪怕变身圣月贤狼,她依然意见很大,说什么孤男寡女共睡一张床成何体统,绝对不行,不能这样。 Said probably......, is not right, a point that said right, indeed is the this solitary one male widow, un un, this saying I like listening, Saint moon/month virtue Wolf the fellows, when the woman looks at should go to the lava pool of big pineapple to wash the eye. 说的好像……咦,不对,说的一点没错,的确是孤男寡女,嗯嗯,这话我爱听,把圣月贤狼当女人看的家伙统统都该去大菠萝的熔浆池子里洗眼。 cough cough, therefore, to prevent me makes the matter that Brute is inferior to naive pure Julie, great noble big dragon Your Highness gives self up to resolutely the serving tiger, drilled the same bedding, then stared the surveillance that her pitch-black eyes did wink greatly Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, is uncomfortable the whole body that I stared, has almost not entered the boundary of dream. 咳咳,所以说呢,为了防止我对天真纯洁的尤丽叶做出禽兽不如的事情,伟大高贵的巨龙蕾娜殿下毅然舍身伺虎,钻到了同一个被窝,然后瞪大她的乌黑眼睛一眨不眨的监视着圣月贤狼,把我盯的浑身难受,差点就没进成梦之境界。 The this solitary one male widow rests a bed to be highly improper, how two female and one male rest a bed to calculate, this Evil Dragon young girl hasn't considered? 孤男寡女同睡一床成何体统,两女一男同睡一床又该怎么算,难道这恶龙少女就没考虑过么？ Good, since this, that separates to rest, person of bedding general headquarters. 好吧,既然这样,那就分开睡吧,一人一个被窝总行了吧。 However is not good, first did not say Julie's response, this Evil Dragon extraordinary actually also shouts was protesting, said that wants to train the tacit decision of dragon knight to try the same bedding to rest, the counter- positive quantity I do not dare to raise a rumpus to her, lifting of BALABALA arranged in order one bunch of reasons, I thought that she is purely the curiosity to be exuberant, wants to try with the stranger with the bed is what taste. 然而也不行,先不说尤丽叶的反应,这恶龙蕾娜出奇的竟然又嚷嚷着抗议了,说是想培养龙骑士的默契决定还是试一试同一个被窝睡,反正量我也不敢对她动手动脚,BALABALA的举列了一堆理由,我看她就是纯属好奇心旺盛,想试试和陌生人同床是什么滋味。 Moreover is the tacit understanding of —— sentiment dragon knight to rest?! 另外——感情龙骑士的默契是睡出来的？！ In brief the situation is this, after I and Julie lie down, infiltration of this Evil Dragon young girl also numb slip, is away from a Julie with me, is sideways facing here, stares at the vision, with such, winked couple days ago, as to look at each other with my affection, increases the tacit understanding , seems bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, seeming me had thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later to her was the same, in brief was various significances is unclear, making one do completely does not understand that what in the brain of this fellow is actually thinking. 总之情况就是这样,我和尤丽叶躺下以后,这恶龙少女也麻溜的钻了进来,和我中间隔着一个尤丽叶,然后侧着身子面对这边,把目光盯过来,和前几天那样,一眨不眨,仿佛想和我深情对视,增加默契,又仿佛是苦大仇深,好似我对她始乱终弃了一样,总之是各种意义不明,让人完全搞不明白这家伙的脑子里到底在想些什么。 If passing the relaxation time of abyss of suffering, is after two days, the early warning crystal in hand only had final several finally, we also arrived at the final destination. 如是过着水深火热的休息时间,又是两天过后,手中的预警水晶终于只剩下最后几枚了,我们也来到了最后的目的地。 This is one piece by the mountain range that the dense fog covers, has a look at the map, unexpected, takes this aspect as the bold intelligence head yellow piece maidservant, unexpectedly is very perfunctory labelled a symbol on the map, explained. 这是一片被迷雾笼罩的山峦,看看地图,出乎意料,以这方面为豪的情报头子黄段子侍女,竟然十分敷衍的在地图上标注了一个记号,做了些说明。 The general meaning is this place detectives does not know why is unable to enter, we can go in the arrangement early warning crystal to go, cannot even, according to the information that the small fox provides, before she was not careful rushes by mistake has entered inside, however has not met any monster, should be safe. 大概的意思是这个地方侦查人员不知为何无法进入,我们能进去布置预警水晶就去,不能就算了,根据小狐狸提供的情报,之前她曾经不小心误闯进入过里面,然而并没有遇到任何怪物,应该是安全的。 The mountain range that this strange dense fog cover, to the Holy See mountain does not calculate that nearly is not far, I naturally cannot treat it lightly, even if really does not have monster still to rush to look at an outcome, the Hell mountain is own domain, how can allow such blind spot sunspot to exist? 这片奇怪的迷雾笼罩的山峦,离教廷山不算近也不算远,我自然不能掉以轻心,就算真的没有怪物也得闯进去看个究竟,地狱山是自己的地盘,怎么能允许有这样的盲点黑点存在呢？ The detectives are unable to enter, makes you have a look at me to open protagonist mode, goes into the mystical place, encounters the ominous beast, drops the cliff, obtains the marvelous ability rare book in the cavern. 侦查人员无法进入而已,就让你们看看我开启主角模式,闯入秘境,遭遇凶兽,落下悬崖,在洞穴里获得神功秘籍吧。 Wait, why I must meet the ominous beast then to fall into the cliff is not possible, can't make the protagonist relaxed point obtain the marvelous ability rare book? This year oppressive lord style cropped up more and more, should I set up a protagonist protection association? 等等,为什么我非得遇到凶兽然后落入悬崖不可,就不能让主角轻松点获得神功秘籍吗？这年头虐主风格越来越冒头了,我是不是该成立一个主角保护协会？ The brain hole held a meeting greatly, I have come back to have a look at the map again, has a look at the mountain range that the dense fog covers again, well, how a little familiar feeling? 脑洞大开了一会,我回过头再看看地图,再看看迷雾笼罩的山峦,咦,怎么有点熟悉的感觉？ Thinks, the miraculous glow did flash past —— this is not the young Junior Sister led me to pick the place of mushroom a while ago? I remember that in also has Cave, in Cave has many unclear sleep/felt severe mysterious murals, originally wants to take this as the bait, that demanded an advantage from Old Man Fara, afterward...... I forgot this matter afterward. 想了想,灵光一闪而过——这不是前段时间小师妹带我来采蘑菇的地方么？我记得里面还有个洞窟,洞窟里有很多不明觉厉的神秘壁画,本来想以此为诱饵,从法拉老头那索要点好处,后来……后来我把这事忘了。 Perhaps I really should go to the brain branch to look, this amnesia had been in the incurable incorrect situation. 或许我真应该去脑科看一看了,这健忘症已经到了不治不行的地步。 „Follows me.” The place that once had been to was easy to do, I remember vaguely Saint moon/month virtue Wolf still has left behind the energy mark in inside, should not vanish is right, therefore changes, changes the white robe floatingly actually still very MAN forcefully very MAN Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, beckons toward behind two girls, takes the lead to intrude in the dense fog. “跟上我。”是曾经到过的地方就好办了,我依稀记得圣月贤狼还在里面留下过精神标记,应该还未消失才对,于是摇身一变,换上白袍飘飘却依然很MAN强行很MAN的圣月贤狼,朝身后的两位女孩招了招手,率先闯入迷雾之中。 „Oh wait/etc, do not think that changed the body is not poor sense of direction!” The sound that Evil Dragon broadcasts, making me produce the human outside red and white princess to test the intense impulsion that the German arched bridge fell...... “唉你等等,别以为变了身就不是路痴了！”身后恶龙蕾娜传来的声音,让我产生了在红白公主以外的人身上实验德式拱桥摔的强烈冲动…… ... 。。。