ROD :: Volume #26

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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The Lesser Evil army came back one after another, brought their family members, or in twos and threes, or 4~5 in groups, 67 is a companion, has some fellows not to know how to trick, unexpectedly one direct line gives to call, enough more than ten people, sparse seems like one group of excess birth guerrilla forces. 魔王军陆续回来了,带来了他们的家人,或者三三两两,或是四五成群,六七为伍,有个别家伙不知道是怎么忽悠的,竟然将一个直系的都给叫来,足足有十几人,稀稀拉拉的像是一群超生游击队。 These people arrive at the Hell world with the nervousness, was frightened by outside environment, when arrives at the interior, saw beautiful scenery that these Rogue Encampment has not even had, that is deceived the sad expression one becomes startled wild with joy, I stand in internal teleportation entrance not far away, looks at the vivid facial expressions of these person of unceasing drastic changes, looked, as if person lifetime major rises completely understanding, on the face were many several wisps of vicissitudes. 这些人怀着紧张心情来到地狱世界,被外面的环境吓倒,等一来到内部,看到那些连罗格营地都不曾拥有的美丽风光,那受骗悲伤的表情一下变得惊愣狂喜,我就站在内部传送入口的不远处,看着这些人不断剧变的丰富表情,看多了,就仿佛是已经将人一生的大起大落给看透了,脸上多了几缕沧桑。 Finally has not sobbed to sigh several with enough time, by book disrupting atmosphere. 结果还没来得及唏嘘感叹几句,就被本子娜给扰乱了气氛。 Does, stealthy hiding peeps here, which gentlewoman also had a liking, finally revealed the splendid Wolf tail your pornographic monkey.” “干嘛呢,鬼鬼祟祟的躲在这里偷窥,又看上了哪家的良家妇女,终于露出色尾巴了么你这色情猴子。” Looked at you saying that luckily you were not the gentlewoman, otherwise I jumped a pair of child into the sea|nautical mile unable to wash clean.” “瞧你说的,幸好你不是良家妇女,否则我跳双子海里都洗不清了。” Finally the forehead was punctured, I should know that this fellow is a rascal ten thousand years of princess who talked does not win then begins. 结果额头被刺了,我早就该知道这家伙是个动口不赢便动手的无赖万年公主。 Tiya also soon came.” “蒂亚也快要来了。” I study to be short of you do not deceive me, she must have two moon/month.” I raise Yandia fortnight will transmit one fold the letter every other greatly. “我读书少你不要骗我,她还得有一两个月时间。”我扬了扬蒂亚每隔十天半月就会传来一封的大叠家书。 That certainly is because Tiya plan gives you a pleasant surprise.” “那一定是因为蒂亚打算给你个惊喜。” „, This perhaps, the girl indeed will also make this matter probably.” Pinches the chin to think, rational that book said that in our desert princess bone is the pursue romantic girl. “哦,这也说不定,那丫头好像的确会做出这种事。”捏着下巴一想,本子娜说的有理,我们的沙漠公主骨子里还是个追求浪漫的女孩。 ...... Besides liking making desert meal this point is not very romantic. 呃……除了喜欢做沙漠套餐这一点不是很浪漫以外。 Therefore, how can you arrange?” “所以说呢,你到底要怎么安排?” How anything arranges, after Tiya came, naturally lived in my family.” “什么怎么安排,蒂亚来了后当然是住在我家里了。” „It is not good, Tiya came with great difficulty, should with me in the same place, I alone be lonely, the monkey isn't your very lively? Did not lack two people.” “不行,蒂亚好不容易来了,应该和我在一起,我一个人寂寞,猴子你那不是已经很热闹了吗?不缺一个两个人了吧。” „The issue that doesn't lack, I said, Tiya is my wife, is occupied by my family perfectly justified, lives to call anything with you, the person who does not know also thinks that our two had a falling out must divorce.” “不是缺不缺的问题,诶呀我说,蒂亚是我的妻子,住我家里天经地义吧,和你住叫什么事,不知道的人还以为我们两个闹翻了要离婚呢。” Really is a good news.” “真是个好消息。” You showed the expression that took pleasure in others' misfortunes I to be possible really to again spank your.” My some vitality/angry. “你再露出幸灾乐祸的表情我可真要打你屁股了。”我有些生气了。 Can't consider again?” “不能再考虑考虑?” Cannot, only if you let Tiya and I divorce.” “不能,除非你让蒂亚和我离婚。” It seems like has not resulted in socializes.” “看来是没得周旋了。” Leeway that has not socialized absolutely.” “绝对没有周旋的余地。” Good.” “好吧。” What to be good?” “好什么?” Does not have the means that I have to live with Tiya together.” “没办法,那我只好跟蒂亚一起住了。” I said that you could not understand the logical expression right, said that Tiya was my wife must live in one with me.” “我说你这是听不懂人话了对吧,都说蒂亚是我的妻子要和我住一块。” What cannot understand the logical expression is the monkey you are right, I had not said that does not let Tiya and you lives together.” “听不懂人话的是猴子你才对吧,我没说不让蒂亚和你一块住呀。” How you must live in one with Tiya.” “那你怎么还要和蒂亚住一块。” Why Tiya and you live in the same place, I cannot live in the same place with Tiya, your logic is a little strange, fool.” Charming self-satisfied white my eyes, book very happy pulls up the maroon long hair gently, leaves behind dumbfounded me to swagger away. “为什么蒂亚和你住一块,我就不能和蒂亚住一块,你这逻辑有点奇怪吧,笨蛋。”妩媚得意的白了我一眼,本子娜很开心的将栗色长发轻轻一撩,留下目瞪口呆的我扬长而去。 Wait, making me think, thinks carefully, was a little circled by book fainted, she meant, I with Tiya can stay together, but she must with Tiya stay together, this line, is not how right, probably also why not. 等等,让我想一想,仔细想一想,有点被本子娜绕晕了,她的意思是说,我和蒂亚可以住在一起,但是她也要和蒂亚住在一起,这怎么行呢,不对,好像也没什么不可以的。 After combing the clear relations, I look at the direction that her form is vanishing speechless. 梳理清楚关系后,我无语望着她身影消失的方向。 Should...... this goods not run to circle a great-circle with me, actually under the fundamental goal is to rub me to live , is really a fellow who made one unable to master, said directly is not good? Must talk circuitously, looked that I will not reject in the share of Tiya, moreover in the camp, you doesn't rub me to live in frequently? How to drop, now feels embarrassed, can find the excuse excuse is not possible? 该不会……这货跑来和我绕了一个大圈,其实根本的目的就是想蹭我家住下吧,真是个令人搞不懂的家伙,直接说出来不就好了?非得这么绕圈子,看在蒂亚的份上我也不会拒绝,而且在营地的时候,你不也经常蹭我家住吗?怎么滴,现在才觉得不好意思,非得找个借口理由不可? Perhaps fortunately, Lina they considered this possibility, entire Lesser Evil village probably own constructing biggest, two -and-a-half log cabins, light/only the room has about 20, a about hundred squares courtyard and cave, seem like indeed a little Lesser Evil manner from the scale. 还好,琳娅她们或许是考虑到了这种可能性,整个魔王村大概就自己家建的最大,两层半的木屋,光房间就有将近二十间,还有近百平方的院子以及地窖,从规模看上去到的确有点魔王派头。 ...... Is majestically located Lesser Evil of village, how to feel and village tyrant has no difference? 呃……雄踞一村的魔王,怎么感觉和村霸没什么区别? It is not right, making me think again, now must be counted book, as well as forthcoming Tiya, after my king will come back, can live with her clansman in the forest probably, but will not only be the wife must reserve one to give her, the Evil Dragon young girl couple of days ago dropped around expressed that will come to rub to eat once for a while to rub, by me to her understanding and understanding the Valise craftsmanship, this Once for a while Possibly will soon turn Continuously Was right, the fool crystal, cannot really make my shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf coax her to rest daily. 不对,让我再想想,现在还得算上本子娜,以及即将到来的蒂亚,吾王回来后大概会和她的族人一起住在森林,但既是妻子也得预留一间给她,恶龙少女前两天串门的时候表示会时不时过来蹭吃蹭住,以我对她的了解和对维拉丝手艺的了解,这个【时不时】可能用不了多久就会变成【一直】了,哦对了,还有个笨蛋水晶,总不能真让我变身圣月贤天天哄她睡吧。 Pulls the finger headage to get down, the room is only almost is just also sufficient. 这么扳着手指头数下去,房间也只是差不多刚好够用而已。 Because fortunately, did not suppose space magic array that to withstand/top the white small tent like the camp, this pure natural log cabin, to having no recourse time can also cap 12, the ease can add a time of quantity newly the room. 还好,因为不像营地设了空间魔法阵的那顶白色小帐篷,这栋纯天然的木屋子,到了迫不得已的时候还可以加盖个一两层,轻而易举就能新添一倍数量的房间。 When the time comes, in common, only then in the Lesser Evil villages of 12 story-high, 4~5 building store height . Moreover the giant family/home, really must turn into the Lesser Evil castle. 只是到时候,在普遍只有一两层高的魔王村里,四五层高而且巨大的家,就真的要变成魔王城堡了。 Thinks to have a headache, ok, goes home to ask Valise they. 想想都头疼,算了,回家问问维拉丝她们吧。 Finally just the going home entrance, saw that several sea clan warrior pass in and out, seems moving. 结果刚回到家门口,就看到好几个海族战士进进出出,仿佛在搬家。 Wait, this is my family! 等等,这是我家啊! Rushes to enter in the home to look, seeing only Alley is standard is directing busy sea clan warrior, the mermaid princess dignity is full. 赶忙进入家里一瞧,只见埃里雅正在指挥着忙碌的海族战士,人鱼公主的威严满满。 Alley?” “埃里雅?” yī ya ~~ ~ small mermaid princess hears the sound, whiz one flees from her fish bowl, throws acts like a spoiled brat to my bosom during, turned from the dignified princess little fellow who mounts the person. 咿呀~~~”小人鱼公主听到声音,嗖一下从她的鱼缸里窜出来,扑到我的怀抱之中撒娇,从威严的公主殿下变成了黏人的小家伙。 Can obviously feel very much, all sea clan warrior, as if their time stop, acted suddenly simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform, silent several seconds, then calmly moves. 可以很明显感觉到,所有的海族战士,仿佛她们身上的时间忽然停顿了似的,动作齐齐一顿,寂静了数秒,而后才若无其事的重新动起来。 You leave this, good terrifying! 你们别这样,好恐怖的! Has not thought the action that could not be more normal Alley throws to the bosom, will cause that loudly responded, probably this is the mermaid princess true style. 从没想过埃里雅一个扑到怀里的正常得不能再正常的举动,会引起那么大反应,大概这才是人鱼公主的真正气派吧。 yī ya, yī ya?” Alley pulled my front piece, sees my one to be submerged the helpless expression by the water, jumps down simply, changes to turn into the average man shape. 咿呀,咿呀呀?”埃里雅扯了扯我的衣襟,见我一副被水淹没不知所措的表情,干脆跳下来,摇身一变变成常人形态。 Elder Brother how yī ya?” “哥哥怎么了咿呀?” No, no, Alley, what's all this about?” I have then gotten back one's composure, may be called the three first outstandingly beautiful faces shake at present, after dull 12 seconds, shaking the head opens the mouth. “不,没什么,埃里雅,这是怎么回事?”我这才回过神,紧接着又被眼前堪称三界第一绝色的面庞晃了一下,呆个一两秒后,才摇头开口。 Alley, planned that moves in lives in yī ya with everyone together.” My words just became quiet, Alley announced on happy impatient. “埃里雅,打算搬来和大家一起住咿呀。”我话刚落音,埃里雅就高兴的迫不及待宣布。 Is this, Sir, we have complied, should no issue, before originally Alley , is we have stayed together.” Valise cautious gathers up saying that this yearned the puppy dog that ordinary life, an person of thing in opposite party most yearns, Alley can like come back in the past, to her is one is worth the happy matter absolutely. “是这样的,大人,我们已经答应下来了,应该没什么问题吧,本来埃里雅以前就一直是和我们住在一起。”维拉丝小心翼翼的凑上来说道,这向往平凡生活的小狗狗,对家中的一人一物最是留恋,埃里雅能像往常那样回来住,对她而言绝对是一件值得开心的事情。 Naturally does not have the issue, is only...... like this? Your clansman......” I looked at these sea clan warrior, when Alley announced must live here, clearly, their time were given by whom secretly, acted stop several seconds to restore. “当然没问题,只是……这样好吗?你的族人……”我又看了看那些海族战士,在埃里雅宣布要在这里住的时候,很明显,她们的时间又被谁给偷了,动作停顿了好几秒才恢复过来。 Does not have the issue, had said with the clansmen, everyone complied with yī ya.” Pretty lovable mermaid princess, is pulling me single-handedly, is pulling Valise single-handedly, happy looks like one chirp the bird. “没问题,已经和族人们说了,大家都答应了咿呀。”俏丽可爱的人鱼公主,一手挽着我,一手挽着维拉丝,高兴的就像是一只叽叽喳喳的小鸟。 You are mermaid princess, they do not certainly dare to say a non- character, what I fear is your father's intercontinental harpoon missile! 你可是人鱼公主,她们当然不敢说一个不字,我怕的是你老爸的洲际鱼叉导弹啊! Alley thing are not many, mostly personal items in her immeasurably deep fish bowl, therefore sea clan warrior completed the transporting work quickly, I make Valise lead Alley to go to the room to look to satisfy, oneself fast gathering immortal Chief white/shell that. 埃里雅的东西并不多,大多私人物品都在她那深不可测的鱼缸里面,所以海族战士很快就完成了搬运工作,我让维拉丝带着埃里雅去房间瞧一瞧满不满意,自己飞快凑到仙贝队长那。 This...... really?” “这……真的好吗?” Evil Dragon runs to come to here to rub to eat to rub, everyone knows fortunately after all her character, knows the temperament of big dragon, I must really dare to be a return dragon knight, divides minute of punched even mother does not recognize. 恶龙蕾娜跑来这里蹭吃蹭住还好点,毕竟大家都知道她的性格,知道巨龙的脾气,我要真敢做一回龙骑士,分分钟被揍的连妈都不认得。 Alley is different, has the legendary beautiful appearance, the temperament good character delicate( at least not to look at Alley to brandish the person of gold trident to think), if my Lesser Evil beastly nature sends greatly to her makes anything, that is the rhythm that direct and sea clan battles against. 埃里雅不同,拥有传说中的美貌,脾气好性格柔弱(至少没看过埃里雅挥舞黄金三叉戟的人是这么想),万一我这个大魔王兽性大发对她做点什么,那可是直接和海族开战的节奏啊。 Your Highness Alley had the work you to look.” Although immortal Chief white/shell also wear a look of smile, no matter what who can listen, she said this saying said is very reluctant. “埃里雅殿下就有劳您多照顾了。”仙贝队长虽然还面带着微笑,但是任谁都能听出来,她说这话说的很勉强。 Probably in expression I regards, if the beautiful newly-married wife of peerless treasure, had the work you to consider this meaning much, the face is smiling, in tone of immortal Chief white/shell does not have any happy expression. 就好像在表达“我视若绝世珍宝的美丽新婚妻子,就有劳你多多照顾了”这个意思,脸在笑,仙贝队长的语气里没有任何的笑意。 „Before Alley, has lived in my family, looks after is not a problem, is your side...... really does not have the issue?” My vague expression I feared that harpoon machinegun...... not, is the meaning of intercontinental harpoon missile. “埃里雅以前一直在我家里住,照顾到是不成问题,就是你们那边……真的没问题吗?”我隐晦的表达出我怕鱼叉机关炮……哦不,是洲际鱼叉导弹的意思。 Relax, Your Highness Alley can any place exchange with the king at any time, without permission of king, gentle clever Your Highness Alley will not make this action absolutely.” “放心吧,埃里雅殿下可以和王在任何时候任何地点交流,没有王的允许,温柔乖巧的埃里雅殿下绝对不会做出这种举动。” Really this? 真是这样吗? I these words was skeptical on immortal Chief white/shell, naturally, my meaning did not mean that Alley was not clever, but was she possibly may have the boldness and action compared with that Your Highness mermaid princess who immortal Chief white/shell knew probably. 我对仙贝队长这番话表示怀疑,当然,我的意思并不是说埃里雅不乖巧,而是她可能大概或许会比仙贝队长所认识的那位人鱼公主殿下更具有魄力和行动力。 Takes action first and explains later this matter...... she possibly to do. 先斩后奏这种事……她可能做得出来。 This words have no way to show with immortal Chief white/shell, otherwise is loyal and devoted to Alley, and princess will imagine becomes world happiest girl's her to divide minute to get angry, I can only wear a look of sincere smile entrusting of acceptance immortal Chief white/shell, and look once for a while toward the sky above, can look drop a hundred meters thick gold harpoon suddenly. 这种话没法和仙贝队长说明,否则对埃里雅忠心耿耿,并将公主殿下想象成世间最美好的女孩的她分分钟翻脸,我只能面带诚恳笑容的接受仙贝队长的托付,并时不时往天空上方望去,看看会不会忽然落下一根百米粗的黄金鱼叉。 Finally Alley arrival took a room, although she lives in the fish bowl, but mermaid princess condescends in your family's kennel stays, doesn't your room give? To make war the bastard with the sea clan! 结果埃里雅的到来又占用了一个房间,虽说她是住在鱼缸里,但是人鱼公主屈尊在你家的狗窝住下,你连一个房间都不给?是想和海族开战么混蛋! Again then, the yellow piece maidservant got Julie to come back. 再然后,黄段子侍女领着尤丽叶回来了。 Good, I know that you want to say anything, Valise, Sarah, you arrange many room.” “好吧,我知道你想说什么,维拉丝,莎拉,你们去布置多一个房间。” Fool crown prince unexpectedly became intelligent.” My quick-witted response made this young maidservant shock. “笨蛋亲王竟然变聪明了。”我的机智反应让这小侍女震惊了一把。 What was changes intelligent, have I so smartly been good, right Julie.” Pulls Julie, making her sit by oneself, I happily asked. “什么叫变聪明了,我一直那么机灵好不好,对吧尤丽叶。”将尤丽叶牵过来,让她坐在自己旁边,我得意问道。 Yes, your highness Julie was smarter.” moe moe the blurry knight, as if bites the cotton candy sweet soft sound with that the nod echoes generally. “是的,殿下比尤丽叶机灵多了。”萌萌哒迷糊骑士,用那仿佛咬下棉花糖一般甜软的声音,点头附和。 Although does not want to acknowledge, like this seems like you also is really the inborn pair, can definitely pat the memory crystal that a couple accepts as a memento.” “虽然不想承认,这样看上去你们还真是天生一对,完全可以拍个夫妻留念的记忆水晶了。” Wife? Is Julie the qualified wife of your highness?” Julie holds their palms together, the smile blooms. “妻子吗?尤丽叶已经是殿下的合格的妻子了吗?”尤丽叶双手合十,笑容绽放。 „......”, Your dream is not a qualified wife, rather than Your highness The qualified wife, facing mean-spirited loves the sneering vision of yellow piece maidservant is jealous anxiously, my pressure is a little big. “……”不不不,你的梦想是做一个合格的妻子,而不是【殿下的】合格的妻子啊,面对小气巴巴爱吃醋的黄段子侍女的冷笑目光,我压力有点大。 Believes me, I have not really instilled into the strange thought to Julie! 相信我,我真没给尤丽叶亲灌输奇怪的念头! Julie in forest that side family/home what to do?” After encouraging Julie several, I draw the yellow piece maidservant to talk in whispers at the same time. “尤丽叶在森林那边的家怎么办?”鼓励了尤丽叶几句后,我将黄段子侍女拉到一边窃窃私语。 Moves to here, has not needed to live in that side.” “都搬到这里来吧,已经没必要在那边住了。” What's wrong? What happened?” “怎么了?发生什么事了吗?” Arrived has not had anything.” “到是没发生什么。” Why can that use this view?” “那为什么要用这种说法?” Simply speaking, the clansmen regarding the respect of 12 knight inheritance, making Julie bear the oversized pressure, even if you were lascivious shameless Crown Prince Brute, I still have to get so far as side you her.” “简单来说,族人们对于十二骑士传承者的尊敬,让尤丽叶承受过大的压力了,所以就算你是个好色无耻的禽兽亲王,我也不得不把她弄到你身边。” Pressure? I try to imagine, can indeed feel several points, Julie is a very gentle girl, although very slow, but in certain aspects especially keen, everyone understands Julie's personality even, but regarding the yearning respect anticipations of 12 knight inheritance, will reveal somewhat, making her detect, wants to respond to this respect and anticipation, but, except for singing and fight, she has not really taken the thing that acts. 压力么?我试着想象一下,的确可以感受到几分,尤丽叶是个十分温柔的女孩,虽然很迟钝但是在某些方面又格外的敏锐,大家即便是了解尤丽叶的性格,但是对于十二骑士传承者的向往尊敬期待,多多少少都会流露出来,让她察觉,想要回应这份尊敬和期待,但是,除了唱歌和战斗方面,她实在没有拿得出手的东西。 The pressure that such a, Julie faces could be imagined, I even can imagine, always her who the matter screws up, for does not make clumsy slow tarnish the reputations of 12 knights, might close oneself inside the room, does not make anybody see, does not contact with anybody. 这么一来,尤丽叶面临的压力就可想而知了,我甚至能想象到,老是把事情搞砸的她,为了不让笨拙迟钝的自己败坏十二骑士的名声,很可能会把自己关在屋子里头,不让任何人见到,不和任何人接触。 Therefore , this blurry knight no one looks after is not good, in various aspect significances. 所以说,这迷糊骑士没人照顾还是不行呀,各种方面意义上的。 I knew, makes Julie live safely, here she will not be wronged any pressure and absolutely.” “我知道了,就让尤丽叶安心的住下来吧,在这里她绝对不会受到任何压力和委屈。” Because knows that this point makes her come to here to live, lets, only then some suspicious pornographic crown prince who only I am worried.” “正是因为知道这一点才让她来这里住,唯一让我担心的只有某个可疑的色情亲王。” From started you a moment ago continuously in the asking for it, is the long time is taught, did the tail curl upwards? Said thinks small black coal amulet/charm, feels secure.” I am staring this rampant maidservant with clenched jaws, asked wickedly. “从刚才开始你就一直在讨打,是不是久没有被教训,尾巴又翘起来了?还是说认为有小黑炭这块护身符在,觉得有恃无恐。”我咬牙切齿的瞪着这嚣张侍女,恶狠狠问道。 You want to make the small black coal know that her abnormal Crown Prince Brute the father, how usually treats her dear mother, although grazes a horse.” The yellow piece maidservant bone-chilling cold smiles, the expression died a martyr's death, is unafraid of death. “你想让小黑炭知道她的变态禽兽亲王父亲,平时到底是怎么对待她亲爱的母亲,就尽管放马过来。”黄段子侍女凛冽一笑,表情慷慨就义,视死如归。 Really is because the small black coal, hehe, me understood.” Pinched the cheek of this young maidservant, deepness that I smile. “果然是因为小黑炭在么,呵呵呵,我明白了。”捏了捏这小侍女的脸蛋,我笑的深沉。 In the evening, double child princess is hugging they lovable timid younger sister, happy sleeping. 当晚,双子公主抱着她们可爱胆怯的妹妹,开开心心的睡了一觉。 In the evening, I am also hugging the yellow piece maidservant, trained sleeping time happily. 当晚,我也抱着黄段子侍女,开开心心的调教了一个睡觉的时间。 ... 。。。
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