*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Yellow piece maidservant the word of blurting makes me feel that situation some are not wonderful, according to the past urogenous, in the event of this type of script, goes forward in more and more direction of deviation the plot can unable to control, out of control, finally is swallowed the bitter fruit by oneself this would-be tragedy emperor. 黄段子侍女的脱口之言让我感到局势有些不妙,按照以往的尿性,一旦发生这种剧本,剧情就会控制不住的向着越来越偏差的方向前进,一发不可收拾,最后由自己这个准悲剧帝吞下苦果。 Therefore , to avoid suffering hardships again, the situation develops in the direction that cannot expect, I decisively made a decision, the construction work of village was also happen to quick, in the name of celebrating village birth, calls completely all the Lesser Evil army of going out. 所以说,为了避免再次受苦,局势朝着不可以预料的方向发展,我果断做了一个决定,正好村庄的建造工作也快了,以庆祝村子诞生为名,将所有外出的魔王军全部召集回来。 Then , to promote the people's big referendum, is involved including the Angel big dragon and sea clan, I believe that in this ideas of most people are normal, the choice that they make will conform to the aesthetic standard of normal person, un, at least Angel and sea clan these two big foreign aids gave me many such confidence. 然后,搞个全民大公投吧,包括天使巨龙和海族也参与其中,我相信这里面大部分的人的想法都是正常的,他们做出的选择会更符合正常人的审美观,嗯,至少天使和海族这两大外援给了我不少这样的信心。 As for the experience crazy demon that does not give up individually, I can only say that you took root to turn into one wild to bother in the open country simply. 至于个别舍不得回来的历练狂魔,我只能说你们干脆在野外扎根变成一株野生蘑菇好了。 From the celebration of improvement project, very lonely some time Holy See mountain, because this time convenes to live it up again, everyone's enthusiasm compared with above times transformation celebration , is not only because quick can have a warm comfortable small room is the family/home , is not only because the following village names the voting. 自改造工程的庆祝过后,很是冷清了一段时间的教廷山,因为这次召集再次热闹起来,大家的热情比之上次的改造庆祝更甚,不仅是因为很快就能拥有一栋温馨舒适的小屋子为家,也不仅仅是因为接下来的村庄命名投票。 But because, in most Lesser Evil morales of troops some plan, planned after the village is completed receives the whole family, henceforth takes Holy See mountain as, Holy See mountain attack who the first two moon/month has seizes, the Lesser Evil army participated in this fight as the actual participant, and won the victory personally, Holy See Mountain Influence Shop to the entire Hell mountain region, this harvest great accomplishment made everyone establish very big confidence to the Holy See mountain, at least in five years of agreement , the Holy See mountain under everyone's protection, must be impregnable, will not have any risk. 而是因为,绝大多数魔王军心中都有了打算,打算在村庄落成后将一家人接过来,从此以教廷山为家,前两个月发生的教廷山攻夺战,魔王军作为实际参与者参加了这场战斗,并亲手赢得了胜利,将教廷山势力铺向了整个地狱山区域,这份丰收硕果让大家对教廷山建立起了很大信心,至少在约定的五年时间内,教廷山在大家的守护下,应当是固若金汤,不会有任何风险。 Crosses as for the agreement time, when the time comes said again, if the Holy See mountain has hard strength that resists four Lesser Evil Three Prime Evils, is naturally best, if not, sends back the family member at the worst when the time comes, in any case Hell Waypoint at present, not leader leg run away. 至于约定时间一过,到时候再说,若是教廷山已经有了对抗四魔王三魔神的硬实力,自然最好,若是没有,大不了到时候把家人重新送回去呗,反正地狱传送阵就在眼前,又不会长腿自己跑掉。 Can live the 4~5 year with the family member, experience comes back to feel the warmth of family, outside is faded and fallen many years of domain powerhouses regarding these, simply is the long-awaited happiness, who does not want to strive. 能和家人在一起生活个四五年,历练回来能感受到家庭的温暖,对于这些在外飘零多年的领域强者而言,简直是梦寐以求的幸福,谁不想争取呀。 The Lesser Evil army that thereupon, returns to the Holy See mountain, besides the Angel great Longhai Clan three big reinforcements, others are the facial expression are roused to action, is almost elongating the neck every day, pulls completion of finger to village to make the countdown, late in the late dream is reuniting with the family member, somewhat impatient some constructs experience, directly participates in the construction simply, this naturally sped up the completion speed of village much. 于是乎,回到教廷山的魔王军,除了天使巨龙海族三大援军以外,其他人都是神情激奋,几乎每天都在伸长脖子,扳着手指给村庄的完工做倒计时,晚晚梦里都在和家人团聚,有些心急的又有一些建筑经验的,干脆就直接参与到建设当中,这自然使得村庄的完工速度又加快了不少。 As for naming , right, named, this naturally was also an important matter, later was the place that lived, own family/home, how said that must give a resounding name of pleasant to hear. 至于取名,哦,对了,还有取名,这当然也是一件重要的事情,以后就是自己住的地方,自己的家了,怎么说也得取个好听响亮的名字。 Then, people's big referendum such enormous and powerful opened, I must acknowledge, although this action very funny ratio, lets one group of fellows who most of the time do not have the political and economic vision decided that future of country, this is not digs a pit to oneself jumps, will boil the country to hold one's nose on the dish of West does that. 然后,全民大公投就这么浩浩荡荡的拉开了帷幕,我得承认,虽然这种举动大多数时候都很逗比,让一群没有政治经济眼光的家伙来决定国家的未来,这不是自己挖坑给自己跳么,也就西方的皿煮国家才会捏着鼻子这么做。 However, does not have the means to make the choice regarding some, or others were not made the choice by oneself the matter, the referendum indeed have the effect —— result is not even good, is not at least a scapegoat with oneself, but can also instead bite these fellow one while convenient. 但是,对于一些自己也没办法做出选择,或者别人不让自己做出选择的事情,公投的确有着奇效——就算结果不好,至少不用自己背锅,还可以顺便反咬那些家伙一口。 Let you not make me name initially, the tomato egg flower village or fish head Doufu Village are of pleasant to hear! 让你们当初不让我取名,西红柿蛋花村或者鱼头豆腐村多好听啊！ Hundred Lesser Evil army, in addition about 200 move bricks the labor, in addition the number of votes were also many, the quick first round of invitational meet ended, five names emerge. 百来名魔王军,再加上近两百名搬砖工,加起来票数也不少了,很快第一轮预选赛结束,五个命名脱颖而出。 Has the Lesser Evil village respectively, the Savior village, Bisheng Village, hundred clan Lianmeng Village, as well as...... drunkard village. 分别有魔王村,救世主村,必胜村,百族联盟村,以及……酒鬼村。 Lesser Evil village Savior village two name I was not many complained, these people lazy dug out the phrase from my nickname directly, Bisheng Village was what ghost, I understand that you wanted to defeat the Hell spawn desire, but how this name sounded seems like the Pizza Hut village. 魔王村救世主村这两个名字我就不多吐槽了,这些人都已经懒的直接从我的外号上面抠字眼了,必胜村是什么鬼,我明白你们想要打败地狱一族的愿望,但是这名字听起来怎么都像是必胜客村呀。 Hundred clan Lianmeng Village should be most serious, most suited the national condition to name, I think that these serious Angel should contribute many numbers of votes. As for the drunkard village, does not need to ask, I know this definitely is one group of drunkards has the organization deliberate activity. 百族联盟村应该是最正经八百,最符合国情的一个取名了,我想那些一本正经的天使们应该贡献了不少票数。至于酒鬼村,不用问,我都知道这绝对是一群酒鬼有组织有预谋的活动。 After all, in Dark Continent, in ten adventurer has seven to be addicted to alcohol. 毕竟,在暗黑大陆里,十个冒险者里有七个都嗜酒。 Takes a look at these five names, takes a look at the expression that my face shuts out again, knows that this referendum had was much bad, later did not play. 瞧瞧这五个名字,再瞧瞧我一脸嫌弃的表情,就知道这种公投活动有多糟糕了,以后再也不这么玩了。 No matter how said that after invitational meet, played in the finals, must choose an achievement to name from these five names finally, is really simple easy to understand, any brain does not use. 不管怎么说,预选赛之后就是决赛了,要从这五个名字里挑选出一个作为最终命名,真是简单易懂,啥脑子都不用动。 I thought that must struggle, in order to avoid really turns into the Bisheng Village drunkard village teases compared with like this name, that will become my lifetime sunspot...... one, why must say that one, the heart good pain, not to love again. 我觉得必须挣扎一下,以免真的变成必胜村酒鬼村这样逗比的名字,那将会成为我一生的黑点……之一,为什么要说之一呢,心好痛,不想再爱了。 Decided regarding the final name, I and small spirit actually vote veto, but uses this power to fall the moral integrity. 对于最后的命名决定,我和小幽灵其实有一票否决权,但是动用这种权力可是要掉节操的呀。 Since this, that chooses most proper that did not ask hundred years of coquettish, but strove for well organized, at least the moral integrity was preserved, was you, hundred clan Lianmeng Village! 既然这样,那就选最正经的那个吧,不求百年风骚,但求四平八稳,至少节操算是保住了,就是你了,百族联盟村！ After electing, I started the garnering votes work, the goal is these has the collective influence person. 选好之后,我开始了拉票工作,目标是那些拥有集体影响力的人。 For example alliance's here is beautiful, book of Horadric clan, Evil Dragon of big dragon clan, Mu Ai winter melon his son of dwarf clan, a Coirre Kyker of Barbarian clan, the small fox of fox person clan wait/etc. 比如说联盟这边的萨绮丽,赫拉迪克族的本子娜,巨龙族的恶龙蕾娜,矮人族的穆矮冬瓜他儿子,野蛮人一族的夸尔凯克,狐人族的小狐狸等等。 The elf clan, I am a crown prince, then draws in a Julie, Eminem Dina this loyal and devoted knight makes the foreign aid, should does not have any issue, leader Alley of sea clan be always follows to me, the girls have a ticket . Moreover the Angel clan is the absolute supporters in hundred clan Lianmeng Village, I do not need to discuss with them. 精灵族这边,我是亲王殿下,然后再拉上一个尤丽叶,还有阿姆露迪娜这个忠心耿耿的骑士做外援,应该没有任何问题,海族的首领埃里雅更是对我言听计从,还有女孩们也拥有一票,另外天使族本来就是百族联盟村的绝对支持者,我都不用去和她们商量。 Calculates, even if not garner votes I still to have very big odds of success especially, un , this wave energy won mistakenly! 180 population hit 120 population, how does wyvern ride the face to lose? How did you tell me to lose?! Puts down A to pass directly was enough!! 这么算来,就算不特地拉票我也有很大胜算,嗯,错不了了,这波能赢！180人口打120人口,飞龙骑脸怎么输？你告诉我怎么输？！直接平A过去就行了！！ However, to avoid a poisonous paternal grandmother dies oneself, I was steady striving for victory the road of no return that step onto the politics to garner votes. 但是,为了避免一口毒奶奶死自己,我还是稳中求胜的走上了政治拉票的不归路。 „Small fox ~~ ~” “小狐狸啊~~~” „Snort!” This arrogant petite day fox, but also is acting difficult for couple days ago proposing, said that is acts difficult is not right, is shy, blushes, obstinate argumentative. “哼！”这只傲娇小天狐,还在为前几天的求婚事件而闹别扭,说是闹别扭也不对,就是害羞吧,脸红吧,嘴硬吧。 „Oh, do not walk, I was not and you say that matter, I want to say that this voting, you and your clansman threw hundred clan alliance lines not.” “唉,别走啊,我不是和你说那事,我是想说这次投票,你和你的族人投百族联盟这个行不。” „Really unusual, will choose this unexpectedly, is your bastard others pretends to be?” Small fox one hear, is staring at me with the surprise vision immediately, as if I usually the taste has bad as, is really disrespectful. “真稀奇啊,竟然会选这个,你这坏蛋是不是别人冒充的？”小狐狸一听,顿时用诧异的目光盯着我,仿佛我平时的品味有多差似的,真失礼。 „My this has the means that can only choose the best person available.” “我这不是没办法么,只能矮子里拔将军了。” „Good, looks in your bastard rare proper one time, without following to add to the chaos, I promised you.” “好吧,看在你这坏蛋难得正经一次,没有跟着添乱,我就答应你了。” Regarding small fox all sorts of disrespectful speeches, I also can only squeeze out thanks character from the gap between teeth, then has a look at four no one, seizing this small day fox is the pain kisses, touches she soft comfortable big fox Israel , Palestine all the way, making you not promise me! Let your proud tender! 对于小狐狸种种失礼的发言,我也只能从牙缝里挤出一个谢字,然后看看四下无人,逮住这只小天狐就是痛吻一番,将她柔软舒服的大狐狸以巴摸个够,让你不答应我！让你傲娇！ Then is book...... 接着是本子娜…… „It is not dry/does.” “不干。” „My words have not said.” “我话还没说呢。” „In any case nothing but wants to disturb in the finals, is sudden appearance to propose that the sixth name, wants to seek to support right, I had completely understood the natural disposition that your fool monkey, lost heart, this princess will not accompany you to play with the reputation/honorary of Horadric clan.” “反正无非是想在决赛里捣乱,异军突起提出第六个名字,想要寻求支持对吧,我早就看透你这笨蛋猴子的本性了,死心吧,本公主才不会拿赫拉迪克族的名誉陪你玩。” „Originally can also do that unexpectedly, how I have not thought!” My face is shocking, the book venomous tongue opened a leaf of new world front door to me. “原来竟然还可以这么做,我怎么就没想到呢！”我一脸震惊,本子娜的毒舌给我打开了一扇新世界大门。 Only pitifully, a moment ago already and small fox made, moreover that side the Angel clan will certainly not support me to do, even if I betrayed the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf appearance is still useless, most can only draw a Eva ticket, other Angel had the moral integrity very much. 只可惜,刚才已经和小狐狸约好了,而且天使族那边肯定不会支持我这么干,就算我出卖圣月贤狼的色相也没用,最多只能拉来爱娃儿一张票,其他天使还是很有节操的。 The regret gave up this plan, I inform my goal truthfully. 遗憾放弃了这个打算,我将自己的目的如实告知。 „Why do I want to comply with your matter?” Seeing me is not invites her to disturb together, book expression proper several points, but the rumor is tight. “为什么我要答应你这种事？”见我不是来邀请她一起捣乱,本子娜的表情正经了几分,但口风还是紧的很。 „You do not want to give drunkard village Bisheng Village Lesser Evil village name to the place that later lives.” “你也不想给以后住的地方取个酒鬼村必胜村魔王村这种名字吧。” „It doesn't matter, so long as did not call the monkey the village I is very satisfied.” “无所谓哦,只要不是叫猴子村我就很满足了。” „You were too easy to satisfy, should set out toward a higher goal!” “你太容易满足了,应该朝更高的目标进发！” „That...... we come to be sudden appearance for example, forces up mage village name?” “那比如说……咱们来个异军突起,把法师村这个名字顶上去？” „Request was too high, I will not accompany you to be together noisy.” “要求太高了,我才不会陪你一起闹。” „How do you actually want?” “那你到底想怎么样？” „Therefore you threw hundred clan Lianmeng Village to be right!” “所以说你投百族联盟村就对了！” „Why do I want to comply with your matter?” “为什么我要答应你这种事？” I: „......” 我:“……” If not the strength has the disparity, I wish one could to press this book to hit her ruthlessly, as soon as passes the buttocks, making her clever speech sexually harass the person reed. 如果不是实力有差距,我恨不得能摁住这本子娜狠狠打她一通屁股,让她巧言簧舌调戏人。 „Good, I promise you and that's the end.” “好了好了,我答应你就是了。” „Really?” “真的？” „Considers for Tiya, if will change into her certainly to support you, naturally, I can only propose this matter with the clansmen, if they will not listen, insisted that my choice, I will not have the means.” “就当是为了蒂亚吧,要是换成她肯定会支持你,当然,我只会和族人们提一提这事,她们要是不听,坚持自己的选择,那我也没办法。” „This enough, sufficed.” “这样就够了,够了。” After handling book, I found Evil Dragon. 搞定本子娜以后,我屁颠屁颠的找到恶龙蕾娜。 Then PIA was punched to fly by a fist. 然后PIA一声就被一拳头揍飞了。 „Why?!” Rises with a spring from the ground, my spirited indignation, why hits the person for no reason, are you an elementary student?! “为什么？！”从地上一跃而起,我激昂愤慨,为什么平白无故打人,你是小学生吗？！ Takes back the fist, until entire grilled fish well satisfied finishing eating, this Evil Dragon young girl had not given full expression licked the thin jade finger, the vision is squinting toward here. 收回拳头,直到将一整条烤鱼心满意足的吃完,这恶龙少女才意犹未尽的舔着细玉手指,眼光往这边斜视一眼。 „I eat the thing repugnantly time was disturbed, when thing that particularly in eating most likes.” “我讨厌吃东西的时候被打扰,尤其是在吃最喜欢的东西时。” Then, is supplementing one at heart, your idiot Druid, before I ate the grilled fish many times many time robbed or hide my basin, this was the retribution! 然后,蕾奥娜在心里补充一句,你这蠢货德鲁伊,以前在我吃烤鱼的时候多少次多少次把我的盆子抢走或是藏起来,这是报应！ Good, this reason...... I take! 好吧,这个理由……我服！ „Now finished eating, can chat the proper matter?” “现在吃完了,能聊正经事了？” „Said.” “说。” „Matter about voting.” “关于投票的事情。” „Does not comply.” “不答应。” „Good, bye.” “那好,再见。” „Hey, do you ask me to suffer a fist? in any case again diligently, you, if can coax me to be happy, perhaps I promised you!” Said that this goods do not press the repertoire to walk, can only enter the repertoire forcefully. “喂喂,你找我就是为了挨一拳？好歹再努力一下啊,你要是能哄我开心了,说不定我就答应你了！”蕾奥娜表示这货不按套路走,只能自己强行进入套路了。 „I think carefully, suddenly discovered, your big dragon altogether also five people , are counted the crystal the words are six, but the glutton I can easily buy with the green onion biscuit casually, in other words you only have five tickets, is unworthy.” “我仔细想了一想,忽然发现,你们巨龙一共也就五人,哦,算上水晶的话是六个,不过那吃货我随便用块大葱饼干就能轻易收买了,也就是说你们只有五票而已,不值。” „Is your fellow despising our big dragon? I must protest, our big dragon each must have two...... not, is five voting rights, this is fair!” “你这家伙是在藐视我们巨龙吗？我要抗议,我们巨龙每个必须要有两张……不,是五张投票权,这才公平！” Also discovered this blind spot, she did not care about number of votes many, since this fool Druid asked to visit, then the number of votes had the value, naturally must strive. 蕾奥娜也发现了这个盲点,原本她并不在乎票数多少,可是既然这个笨蛋德鲁伊求上门来了,那么票数就有价值了,自然得争取一下。 „You they protested to Lina, did not close my matter.” “你向琳娅她们抗议去,不关我事。” „You to ask me, when I went to there Lina, but grasped more than ten 20 tickets, didn't you want?” “那你到是求我啊,等我去了琳娅那儿,可就掌握十几二十张票了,难道你不想要吗？” „I think again carefully, is ok, compromising for the general interest oneself is not good.” “我再仔细想了想,还是算了,委曲求全自己不大好。” „Your this hateful bastard, the idiot, later gave up any idea of that I helped you!” Looks form that some Druid sneaks off fast, clenching jaws of air/Qi. “你这可恶的混蛋,蠢货,以后休想我帮你了！”蕾奥娜看着某德鲁伊飞快溜走的身影,气的咬牙切齿。 Why others strove, has also striven for with Nana who you opposed, did not ask this princess, your biased lascivious Druid! 为什么别人都求了,一直和你作对的娜娜也求了,就是不求本公主,你这个偏心好色德鲁伊！ I did not ask Evil Dragon to be reasonable, the book elegant that side I also had the last trump card, so long as revealed that her good Ji friend Tiya, to balance the books understanding by me, she will agree mostly. 我不求恶龙蕾娜是有道理的,本子娜那边我还有最后一张王牌,只要亮出她的好姬友蒂亚,以我对本子娜的了解,她多半会同意。 Evil Dragon was different, as the big dragon, her anything does not lack, not wanted not to strive, wanting to put out to move her thing is too difficult. 恶龙蕾娜这边就不同了,身为巨龙,她什么都不缺,无欲无求,想要拿出打动她的东西太难了。 The most important thing is —— I can actually ask Eika Layh secretly, although Evil Dragon is the leader in big dragon reinforcements, but, this fellow usually is clearly ineffective, all are handling compared with she maturer steady reliable Eika Layh, Eika Layh is so good to speak, puts her not to strive for asking Evil Dragon, when you my silly! 最重要的是——我其实可以偷偷去求艾卡莱伊啊,虽说恶龙蕾娜才是巨龙援军里的头领,但很明显,这家伙平时不管事,一切都是比她更成熟稳重可靠的艾卡莱伊在打理,艾卡莱伊那么好说话,放着她不求去求恶龙蕾娜,你当我傻的呀！ Good, I indeed was silly such several seconds, comprehended at a glance luckily, morning of repenting and being saved. 好吧,我的确是傻了那么几秒,幸好幡然悔悟,回头是岸的早。 Then is Mu Ai winter melon his son, the chart small short winter melon, this goods are good to buy, the nice wine that several altar/jar make made him easily nod, patted the chest to guarantee that can discuss with the clansman. 接下来是穆矮冬瓜他儿子,图小矮冬瓜,这货好收买,几坛碧丝酿的好酒就让他轻易点头了,拍着胸口保证会和族人商量。 However, some Druid forgot obviously the morality of dwarf clan, Tugra Dean this dwarf king does not have the moral integrity and dignity, can his words clansman listen, even he himself will drink up the cocktail party not to wipe the mouth to throw back of the head that the commitment is two said, the dwarf will be addicted to alcohol, drunkard village name will have a they heavy/thick merit. 但是,某德鲁伊显然忘记了矮人族的德性,图拉丁这个矮人王根本就毫无节操和威严可言,他的话族人会不会听,甚至他自己喝完酒会不会一抹嘴把承诺扔到后脑勺那都是两说,矮人嗜酒,酒鬼村这个名字可是有他们一份厚重的功劳。 Then is the Werebear clan, I look for directly and she discussed that became, this absolutely does not have the issue, with personality, so long as I did not propose that strange request, she will certainly support my. 接下来是熊人族,我直接去找塔莫娅和她商量就成了,这个绝对没问题,以塔莫娅的性格,只要我不提出奇怪的要求,她肯定会支持我的。 Then yes...... 然后是…… Transferred a great-circle, earned mostly the support of person, my morale of troops calm, the confidence increased. 这么转了一大圈,获得了大多人的支持,我军心大定,信心大增。 This wave of advantage was very big, wins, was wyvern rides the face bureau absolutely! 这波优势很大,赢定了,绝对是飞龙骑脸局！ ... 。。。