*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** After Sarah urged one, Mr. and Mrs. Ral firepower centralized to me on, the nag they also collected, east asked west to ask, wants to know Holy See mountain that side situation, wants to know in the small fox of that life, good that their teams leader crossed. 对莎拉叮嘱一番之后,拉尔夫妇又将火力集中到我身上,老马他们也凑上来,东问西问,想知道教廷山那边的情况,想知道在那生活的小狐狸,他们的队长过的好不好。 „Your two, some worries, some are curious, went the Hell world to experience with me would rather together?” Finally, I thought that really does not have the means interpretation to be clear by the level that own style of writing teaches, therefore suggested. “你们一个两个,有的担心,有的好奇,倒不如一起跟我去地狱世界见识一下得了？”最后,我觉得以自己语体教的水平实在没办法解释清楚,于是建议道。 „Uncle Ral, you did not ask Sarah before, can also take you? I can the direct reaction you, be able, not to need the too tedious flow and procedure now, like Third World, will not be worried that was surrounded.” Seeing everyone hesitates, I continue to instigate. “拉尔大叔,你之前不是问了莎拉,能不能也把你们带上吗？我现在可以直接回答你,能,不需要太繁琐的流程和手续,也不会像去第三世界那样,担心被人围观。”见大家都在犹豫,我继续怂恿。 In the people, on Aunt Lisa an average person, needs the protective device to arrive, mother-in-law Sir money I am willing to spend, to spend, Sarah in the side, cannot spend also to injure oneself in putting on a vain show. 众人里面,就丽莎阿姨一个普通人,需要保护装置才能到达,岳母大人这个钱我还是愿意花,花得起的,莎拉就在身边呢,花不起也得打肿脸充胖子呀。 Originally lively chirp scene, after several seconds of silence, not as I expected, what first opens the mouth is the nag. 原本热热闹闹叽叽喳喳的场面,经过数秒钟的寂静后,出乎我意料,先开口的是老马。 „We...... consider as finished.” He scratches the head, said. “我们……还是算了。”他挠挠头,说道。 „Why, doesn't your fellow most like joining in the fun?” I am startled, nag you how nag, because did finally making the brain frequently badly. “为什么,你这家伙不是最喜欢凑热闹吗？”我大吃一惊,老马你怎么了老马,因为作死频繁终于把脑子给作坏了么。 „How this...... should explain that is...... does not feel all right greatly.” “这个……该怎么解释呢,就是……就是不大好意思去。” „Will you also feel embarrassed?” Then is not only I, has a big shock including always face very cool white Wolf, in the public places, we want to press the nag, having a look at this delivery bottom to throw over the Hell spy of nag cover. “你还会觉得难为情？”这下不仅是我,连总是一脸酷酷的白狼都大惊失色,要不是在公共场所,我们都想摁住老马,看看这货到底是不是披着老马外皮的地狱奸细。 „Your these bastards, regarded as anyone my nag!” A nag face is black, the angry protest said, without the means that who makes him usually give impression too that anything of person, makes the dead method one pattern after another, this probably is the characteristics that on him makes everyone has profound respect for only. “你们这些混蛋,都把我老马看成什么人了！”老马一脸黑,愤怒的抗议道,没办法,谁让他平时给人的印象太那啥,作死手段花样百出,这大概是他身上唯一让大家肃然起敬的特点。 „Kurt white Wolf don't you think so? experience so many years, I misread you together!” “难道说库特白狼你们不也这么觉得吗？一起历练那么多年,我看错你们了！” „No rush , we had not no rush said that is not this.” Thought that sexually harassed the crucial moment to be similar, Kurt smiled, said: „Actually I am also, although wants to go to experience, but does not feel all right, if sees Sister Lucia the head, what to do should, say well what?” “别急,别急,我们也没说不是这样啊。”觉得调戏火候差不多了,库特笑了起来,道:“其实我也是,虽然很想去见识一下,但是不怎么好意思,万一看到露西亚大姐头,该怎么办,说些什么好呢？” „What to do can also, greet with her, inquires after the well being, she also wants certainly to see you.” “还能怎么办,和她打招呼,嘘寒问暖呀,她一定也很想见到你们。” „That said that Sister Lucia will definitely not welcome us, but...... but we once boasted extravagantly before her, said that must try hard to mix the reputation, finally now actually runs the Holy See mountain to play as sightseer swaggering, many a little cannot gain ground...... every Boss you to be able to understand that as you of male chauvinism should be able to understand!” “话是这么说,露西亚大姐头肯定不会不欢迎我们,但是……但是我们曾经在她面前夸下海口,说一定要努力混出名头,结果现在却以一名观光者的身份大摇大摆跑去教廷山游玩,多少有点抬不起头……凡老大你应该能理解吧,身为大男人主义的你应该能理解吧！” Kurt more said is more excited, I shut out shoves open him, he must collect to spurt my face mouth froth planetesimal that big face. 库特越说越激动,要不是我嫌弃的推开他,他就要将那张大脸凑过来喷我一脸口沫星子了。 „Hey, the words cannot speak irresponsibly, I am not the male chauvinism.” The corner of the eye takes a look at Valise and Sarah, although I know early oneself have that the symptom of male chauvinism, particularly in the status of household head, however is in front of girls to be unwarrantable. “喂喂,话不能乱说,我可不是什么大男人主义。”眼角瞅到维拉丝和莎拉,虽然我老早就知道自己有那么点大男人主义的苗头,尤其是在一家之主的身份上,但是当着女孩们的面可不能承认。 „A little can understand, but I remember before , I come back, you very happy don't takeoff/escape also runs to join in the fun together, at that time may not necessarily you unable to gain ground in front of the small fox.” “有点能理解,只不过我记得以前我回来的时候,你们不是挺欢脱的也跑回来一起凑热闹,那时候可不见得你们在小狐狸面前抬不起头。” „That time was at that time, the present is now, at that time Sister Lucia still in Third World, always felt not remote to us, at heart what thinking was depending on our talents, so long as five years ten years, can mix Third World and Sister Lucia again diligently after all a reunion, are now, Sister Lucia caught up suddenly, one fled to the Hell world went, but the threshold of Hell world was so high, the domain level powerhouse can obtain an admission ticket reluctantly, if we did not progress, how doing right by eldest sister.” “那时是那时,现在是现在,那时露西亚大姐头还在第三世界,总感觉离我们并不遥远,心里想着的是凭我们的天赋,只要再努力个五年十年,总归也能混到第三世界和露西亚大姐头重逢,可是现在,露西亚大姐头忽然发力,一下窜到地狱世界去了,而地狱世界的门槛那么高,领域级强者才勉强能获得一张门票,我们要是再不上进点,那怎么对得起大姐头。” „So that's how it is, the mindless nag you can also think that this, is not really easy, I can understand , I will also refuel to you well diligently.” Patted the shoulder of nag, I said sincerely, the nag actually does not enjoy, instead shows not crisp expression honk to shout unceasingly. “原来如此,没心没肺的老马你还能想到这一层,真不容易,我能理解了,好好努力吧,我也会给你们加油的。”拍了拍老马的肩膀,我真诚说道,老马却并不受用,反而露出不怎么爽的表情嘟嚷不断。 „How I thought that I have been despised by you? What image am beforehand I in your mind?” “我怎么觉得我一直在被你们小看呢？以前的我在你们心目中到底是什么形象？” I and Kurt white Wolf they look at each other, smiles not to speak. 我和库特白狼他们相视一眼,笑而不语。 Your image, did that also with say? The nag, you will make the prestige acting of dead emperor. 你的形象,那还用多说吗？老马啊,你就将作死帝的威名担当到底吧。 „But, if which day of Sister Lucia came back, you may probably remember that informs us.” The nag talked over one sadly, hits energy, changed that joyful doing dying young expert. “不过,要是哪天露西亚大姐头回来了,你可要记得通知我们呀。”老马难过的念叨了一阵,就重新打起精神,又变回了那个活蹦乱跳的作死小能手。 „What's wrong, didn't you say must well diligently? In my opinion, even if the small fox came back, you will still diligently, let side that she sees you to progress earnestly.” I cannot do intentionally. “怎么,你不是说要好好努力吗？在我看来,就算小狐狸回来了,你们也应该埋头努力,让她看到你们上进的一面呀。”我故作不懂。 „Nonsense, Boss can rest, can't the little brother rest slightly? Right.” Before the nag , the atmosphere that half a word said is imposing, the latter half a word imposing manner actually changed, the words that wants me to describe look like in protagonist and supporting role some bald. “废话,老大都能休息,小弟就不能稍微歇一歇吗？对吧。”老马前半句说的大气凛然,后半句气势却变了,非要我形容的话就像是主角与配角里的某光头。 „......” “……” He said so rational, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 他说的如此有理,我竟无言以对。 „Uncle Ral you?” Pays no attention to draw the nag to press in ground punch kick Lucia party, I have looked back to the Ral three strips. “拉尔大叔你们呢？”不理拉着老马摁在地上拳打脚踢的露西亚小队,我回过头看向拉尔三条子。 „We...... cough cough, we also consider as finished.” “我们……咳咳,我们也算了。” „Well, why?” My this little while was really startled, the Ral strip actually asked the daughter brazenly, explained that he really wants to go to a scenery of experience Hell world . Moreover, they do not have similar Lucia party „I have a high school classmate who is opening McLaren” the pressure, how instigated suddenly. “咦,为什么？”我这会儿真吃惊了,拉尔条子竟然厚着脸皮问了女儿,说明他真的很想去见识一下地狱世界的风光,而且,他们也没有类似露西亚小队的“我有一个开着迈凯伦的高中同桌”的压力,怎么忽然就怂了呢。 „I must try hard, must progress, can't always idle about, understands?” Ral stares my one eyes, the eyelid is jumping unceasingly, resembling to suggest anything. “我也要努力,也要上进,不能老是游手好闲,懂？”拉尔瞪我一眼,眼皮不断在跳,似想暗示什么。 I slightly make the ponder, finally understood. 我略作思考,终于懂了。 Because of the nag a moment ago progressing words, not making Ral they unable to lag behind the face to comply. The lying trough, teases compared with the nag continually can say such words, if we with, even the nag were also inferior brazenly? 不就是因为老马刚才一番上进的话,让拉尔他们拉不下面子答应么。卧槽,连逗比老马都能说出这样的话,我们要是还厚着脸皮跟上去,岂不是连老马都不如？ Perhaps without Sarah in one side fortunately, these thinks insensitively, grasped the nettle, Sarah in may be different, Ral must maintain own father loft image!! 要是没有莎拉在一旁还好,说不定这些个厚脸皮想了想,就迎难而上了,莎拉在可就不同了,拉尔得维持自己的父亲高大形象呀！！ Although I did not think that he has any loft image in front of Saraz. 虽然我并不觉得他在莎拉面前有什么高大形象可言。 „You, thinks like this?” I have a look at others, Doug and Gopher two , is very evidently excited, but Boss instigated, they felt probably oneself run not to have the meaning, shakes the head. “你们呢,也是这样想吗？”我看看其他人,道格和格夫两个,看样子也挺心动的,不过老大都怂了,他们大概是觉得自己跑去没意思,都摇了摇头。 „Ok, by our present strengths, went to the Hell world not to have means happy boasting even.” Doug gave birth to a face to shut out suddenly, resembles was saying, the place and salt fish that cannot boast what did have to distinguish? “算了,以我们现在的实力,就算去了地狱世界也没办法愉快的吹牛。”道格忽然生出一脸嫌弃,似在说,不能吹牛的地方和咸鱼有什么区别？ The Gopher honest and good-natured person, expressed from the populace, to Yu Lisha let alone, her average person, knows oneself will put to trouble to everyone, the husband does not go to her not to go. 格夫老实人,表示从大众,至于丽莎就更别说了,她普通人一个,知道自己会给大家添麻烦,丈夫不去她更不会去。 „Hi, how two reached an agreement did not go, I also think that the Holy See mountain can live it up finally.” Saw everyone to reject, I was very disappointed, these and compared more than ten years of diehards good friends together funny, can enter the earnest pattern finally? “嗨,怎么一个两个说好了又不去,我还以为教廷山终于能热闹起来了。”见大家都拒绝了,我心里很失望,这些和自己一起逗比了十几年的死党好友,也终于要进入认真模式了吗？ Coming back one is not difficult, next time will call lively everyone together again lively. 也罢,回来一趟并不难,下次把大家都叫上一起再热闹热闹吧。 The world not loose banquet, has not crossed shortly very for a long time, we are the Ral nag they say goodbye eventually, stepped Waypoint again, arrives at Harrogath , to continue , but through Worldstone teleportation, chooses Hell world teleportation, after one tosses about, finally everyone reached the destination. 天下没有不散的筵席,眼看已经过了挺长时间,我们终究是和拉尔老马他们告辞,再次踏上了传送阵,来到哈洛加斯,续而通过世界之石传送,选择地狱世界传送,经过一番折腾后,终于所有人都到达了目的地。 Sarah and Valise from Waypoint walks, the body is quite ill, their strengths were weak, Hell teleportation was unfriendly to them, I was prepared early, first first arrived, then made Lina arrange, after waiting for Valise and Sarah arrived, their one by one delivers to the room to rest. 从传送阵里走出来的莎拉和维拉丝,身体极为不适,她们的实力还是弱了点,地狱传送对她们并不友好,我对此早有准备,第一个最先到达,便让琳娅安排,等维拉丝和莎拉到了之后,就将她们一一送到房间里休息去了。 On the contrary is together with pair of child princess, condition good, although pale but can also jump, thinks is also, Valise and Sarah for the family, had partly given up the experience promotion, double child princess was actually placed the great expectations by Akara, has not stopped promoting itself, now, daughters' strength has surpassed the mothers. 反倒是一起跟来的双子公主,状况好点,虽然脸色苍白但还能蹦蹦跳跳,想想也是,维拉丝和莎拉两人为了家庭,已经半放弃了历练提升,双子公主却被阿卡拉寄予厚望,从来没有停止过提升自己,如今,女儿们的实力都已经超过妈妈们了。 However, although their conditions are still permissible, I made Lina return to the room to rest them. 不过,虽然她们的状态尚可,我还是让琳娅把她们送回房间去休息了。 Well, did I also forget a person? Three did not have the princess you to swell three did not have the princess! 咦,我是不是还忘了一个人？三无公主你肿么了三无公主！ Let later with Shearman will faint in the past three after the princess picks up, finally is only left over the crystal and Evil Dragon young girl as well as book three, as for Eika Layh and other four big dragon young girls, to save the time, we had quite a while arrived early, after all currently Hell teleportation also has one hour of cooldown time, person many times is quite inconvenient. 让随后跟来的希尔曼雅将晕倒过去的三无公主抱走后,最后只剩下水晶和恶龙少女蕾娜以及本子娜三个,至于艾卡莱伊等另外四名巨龙少女,为了节约时间,已经早我们半天到达了,毕竟现在地狱传送还有一个小时的CD时间,人多的时候极为不便。 I hope that these three fellows can also save next time to me, crystal this mounts the fool glutton of person, I really cannot think through book and Evil Dragon must with the reason that we embark together, aren't you usually Boss look at me is not feeling well? If said because of Valise they, like, Evil Dragon, how long this just did not know particularly. 我多么希望这三个家伙也能给我节约一下时间啊,水晶这黏人的笨蛋吃货也就罢了,我实在想不通本子娜和恶龙蕾娜也非要跟我们一起出发的理由,你们平时不是老大看我不爽么？若说是因为维拉丝她们,也不像,尤其是恶龙蕾娜,这才刚认识多久呀。 Ok, this Druid shows mercy one time, spends freely my seconds of the time of several million high and low income, waits for you. 算了,本德鲁伊就大发慈悲,挥霍一次我这秒秒钟几千万上下收入的时间,等你们吧。 The result three people did not appreciate kindness rendered, the crystal came, meow my one eyes, seeing are not she like 【Mother】 The shape, greets on oneself casually runs to find the person to play, the Evil Dragon young girl and book is a face I should and other natural expressions, is really provoking. 结果三人并不领情,水晶来了,喵我一眼,见不是她喜欢的【妈妈】形态,随便打了个招呼就自个跑去找人玩了,恶龙少女和本子娜更是一脸我应该等她们的理所当然表情,实在让人生气。 Not bird they, I also the more important things must be done now, are related to the prestige of household head. 不鸟她们,我如今还有一件更加重要的事情要做,事关自己一家之主的威名。 Before arriving at the Lesser Evil palace, I on bah bah two toward about palm, then brandish the strength requirement 250 big hammers, wants to pound, with the name of own moral integrity. 来到魔王殿前,我往左右掌心上呸呸两下,然后抡起力量需求250的大锤子,就想砸下去,以正自己的节操之名。 Finally not walked away book and Evil Dragon pressing on the ground. 结果被并未走远的本子娜和恶龙蕾娜给摁在了地上。 „Drops, lets loose me, I must pound this thing!” I go all out to struggle, helpless my can hold up the strong bodies of strength requirement 250 hammers, actually struggles two to seem like the feeble constitution slender slender young girl. “放手,放开我,我要砸了这玩意！”我拼命挣扎,无奈我这举得起力量需求250的锤子的强壮身躯,却挣扎不过两名看起来弱质纤纤的苗条少女。 This mother one is the magic crystallizes, one is the strength of big dragon! 这尼玛一个是魔法结晶,一个是巨龙之力呀！ „This, I do not understand that very much your present mood, however gives up.” The book voice suddenly becomes gentle, fills to pity. “别这样,我很理解你现在的心情,但是放弃吧。”本子娜的声音忽然变得柔和,充满怜悯。 „Right, this is these respectable workers, spends countless painstaking care to build, gives you gift of this fool, how you can not appreciate kindness rendered.” Evil Dragon also urged in a skillful tone. “对对对,这可是那些可敬的工人们,花费无数心血打造出来,送给你这笨蛋的礼物呀,你怎么能不领情。”恶龙蕾娜也以一副循循善诱的语气劝道。 „Shut up, I do not want this malicious full gift!” I struggle is fiercer, what a pity two is as stable as the rock of Gibraltar the young girl who I press, under my fierce struggles has not vacillated with the finger continually. “闭嘴,我才不要这种恶意满满的礼物！”我挣扎的更加厉害,可惜两位把我摁住的少女稳若泰山,在我的剧烈挣扎下连跟手指头都没动摇。 „Look, these people are shedding tears.” “看,那些人在掉泪。” „Monkey can Lesser Evil disappear the human nature finally? Although has long known that one day you will tread this step, has not actually thought such rapidness that I must hurry writing a letter to let Tiya and you divorce.” “猴子大魔王终于要泯灭人性了吗？虽然早就知道总有一天你会踏出这一步,却没想到来的如此之快,我得赶紧回去写信让蒂亚和你离婚。” „I thought that your two anxious to stir up trouble, for fear that my moral integrity does not fall!” I am angry. “我看你们两个就是唯恐天下不乱,唯恐我的节操不掉！”我大怒。 And the gentle princess look at each other, with one voice: „Was looked unexpectedly by you.” 蕾奥娜和娜娜公主相视一眼,异口同声:“竟然被你看出来了。” „You......” the old blood blowout of my almost air/Qi, cultivating the behavior cannot be so honest! “你们……”我差点气的一口老血喷出,做人不能那么诚实！ At this time, saw that here had people who may collect lively gradually to encircle, saw that book and Evil Dragon also loosened me. 这时候,看到这里有热闹可凑的人们逐渐围了过来,见状,本子娜和恶龙蕾娜也将我松开。 The good opportunity, not to think that the person are many I not to dare to open! I relocate the temporary worker in office, fighter aircraft ahh in cell phone!!! 好机会,别以为人多我就不敢拆！我可是拆迁办里的临时工,手机中的战斗机啊啊啊！！！ Lifts up high the sledgehammer, will rush, finally the front crowd were many a form, is winking, looks at my every action and every movement curiously. 高举大锤,正要冲上去,结果前方人群多了一个身影,正在一眨一眨,好奇的看着我的一举一动。 Under foot staggers, almost falls full of admiration, I ridicule am receiving the back the hammer, greeted toward the opposite party. 脚下一个踉跄,差点摔个五体投地,我讪笑着将锤子收到背后,朝对方招呼。 „Yo......, Julie, good morning.” “哟……哟,尤丽叶,早啊。” „Your highness your highness, what is making, can Julie be able to help?” The blurry knight saw me to discover her, the eye one bright runs over immediately, the slender white hands pulled my sleeve cuff not to put. “殿下殿下,在做什么呢,尤丽叶能帮得上忙吗？”迷糊骑士见我发现了她,眼睛一亮立刻跑过来,纤纤玉手扯上了我的袖口不放。 „Without...... no, me thought that...... was right, thought that recently exercised deficient, therefore wants to do the exercise, you look.” Reveals a ratio to cry also the pitiful smile, I the great hammer sound of sword in hand has the sound brandish several, finally suspended to think the power and prestige POSE, finished this set of calisthenics to radio music. “没……没什么,我就是觉得……对了,觉得最近缺乏锻炼,所以想做做运动,你看。”露出一个比哭还可怜的笑容,我将手中的巨锤霍霍有声的挥舞几下,最后摆了个自认为威风的POSE,结束这套广播体操。 Looks at this gentle princess and in some Druid behind, secretly titter —— to know that this fool Druid does not have the means with Julie this girl. 在某德鲁伊身后看着这一幕的娜娜公主和蕾奥娜,暗自偷笑——就知道这笨蛋德鲁伊拿尤丽叶这种女孩没办法。 But......!! 只不过……哼！！ „Julie, can play with your highness?” The blurry knight thinks little, without working as the surrounding person is a matter, as if this world only has me and her two......, these words not that meaning, I meant, by her single nucleus single thread, once is concentrating on and me speaks , there would be no means to pay attention to others again. “尤丽叶,也能和殿下一起玩吗？”迷糊骑士不以为意,也没当周围的人是一回事,仿佛这个世界就只剩下我和她两个……呃,这句话并不是那个意思,我的意思是说,以她的单核单线程,一旦专注着和我说话,就没办法再理会其他人了。 Very clear example, is I and ni pā knight and blurry knight walks in the same place, three people are chatting mutually time, she must deal with the dialogue of two people simultaneously with single-hearted devotion, will frequently present the reflex arc ultra long and time line confused setting, first half a word is normal, latter half a word ran back for several days to go...... 很明显一个例子,就是我和咪啪骑士和迷糊骑士走在一起,三人互相聊着的时候,她要同时专心应对两个人的对话,就会经常出现反射弧超长以及时间线错乱的设定,前半句还正常,后半句就跑回好几天前去了…… ... 。。。