...... …… Why does not know, goes to the back garden each time, the back garden that I absurd feelings, should create shade the front courtyard that set off with the green leaf, starting from that moment that since I move, by a circle prism not well-known construction of similar outer space movement fort shape occupying, to design completely spaciously and spaciously, as if to have a thing, wrested away the entire back garden 90 area, the contour does not have the aesthetic sense the strange construction, how should describe this towering feeling? At this moment my mood, probably when the visit burial figures of warriors and horses group suddenly discovered in the soldier burial puppet that reaches as high as the contour is like that speechless. 不知道为什么,每次来到后花园,我都有一种荒谬的感觉,原本应该和绿叶成阴的前院相衬映的后花园,打从我入住的那一刻开始,就已经被一栋类似太空移动要塞形状的圆柱体不知名建筑给占据了,完全是为宽大、宽敞而设计,仿佛就是为了多装一点东西般,霸占了整个后花园90的面积,外形却毫无美感可言的古怪建筑,该怎么形容这种突兀感呢？此刻我的心情,就好像在参观兵马俑群的时候突然在里面发现了一座高达外形的兵俑那般无语。 If the design of villa should take the perfect score, the construction of this strange motion fort version appears, at least will deduct for over 90 points, therefore, whenever I when the courtyard takes a walk, avoids changing to the back garden, goes out each time, I do not turn head as far as possible, but comes back each time, then lowered. 如果说原本别墅的设计该拿满分的话,这座诡异的移动要塞版的建筑出现,起码将之扣掉了90分以上,所以,每当我在院子散步的时候,都避免转到后花园里去,每次出门,我都尽量不回头,而每次回来,则是把头低了下去。 Even runs up to Ryan home one time, he also asked one like this: Behind your family has a stack? Although understands these words 120 ingredients to never revere laughing, but also explained at least, it was becomes famous in nearby residential district. 甚至有一次跑到莱恩家里,他也这样问了一句:你家后面是不是有个大烟囱？虽然明白这句话120的成分是为老不尊的嗤笑,但是起码也说明,它在附近的住宅区里算是出了名了。 „Buckle ——” “扣扣——” This is the first time that I arrived here, is knocking the wooden door, I discovered, with huge „motion fort” compared with, as the only entrance gate is very small, customizes for jasmine that petite stature simply general, doesn't she plan again the long stature? Moreover entire house, only then on two buildings opened a leaf of small window, and stern spheres with the rail, does not know also thinks that here imprisons the prison cell that the servant uses, but I am maltreating my maidservant. 这是我第一次来到这里,敲着木门,我发现,与巨大的“移动要塞”相比,身为唯一入口的门却很小,简直就是为了茉里莎那娇小的身材而量身定做一般,难道她已经不打算再长个子了吗？而且整个房屋只有二楼上面开了一扇小窗子,并森严的用铁栏围住,不知道的还以为这里是监禁佣人用的监房,而我则是在虐待自己的侍女呢。 Waited, looked at no one to respond, I then try to push, opened unexpectedly, aiyaya, this is not good, how in the evening can not lock a door, does not know that nearby this has the strange uncle to appear and disappear in the evening? in any case you are also the flower of Lut Gholein. I am shaking the head, the thick heavy ironwood gate will shove open, lowers the head „drill”. 等了等,看没有人回应,我便试着一推,竟然开了,哎呀呀,这样可不好,晚上怎么能不锁门呢,不知道这附近晚上有怪叔叔出没吗？好歹你也算是鲁高因之花吧。我边摇着头,边将厚实沉重的铁木门推开,低头“钻”了进去。 High, narrow, many. 高,窄,多。 Just stepped into inside, my eye then could not turn around, inside and outside, was the two completely different world seems to be ordinary, the bookshelf that rows had the constriction arranged to the two sides from the entrance, between the bookshelf and bookshelf only left behind tolerated the person reluctantly through the track, placed oneself in this narrow and small space, looked up that to inlay to the 4~5 meter high bookshelf of roof, as if the line of sight also generally became with this house curving. 刚刚踏入里面,我的眼睛便转不过来,门里门外,仿佛是两个完全不同的世界一般,一排排极具压迫感的书架自门口向两边排了开来,书架与书架之间只留下一条勉强能容人通过的小道,置身于这狭小的空间,抬起头望着那直镶到屋顶的四五米高的书架,仿佛就连视线也和这栋房子一般变得弯曲起来了。 On the bookshelf chocked up all kinds of books without a doubt, in the air filled this animal skin paper and wood/blockhead everywhere mixes in together, that type in the unique flavor that in the time-honored library can smell, in addition this pressed up to the narrow line of sight of eye socket, then made one have a not being able to ventilate feeling indistinctly, if made me stay in this place, did not need three days of ironclad energy to collapse. 书架上面毫无疑问摆满了各式各样的书籍,空气中到处弥漫这一股兽皮纸张和木头混合在一起的,那种只有在历史悠久的图书馆里才会闻到的特有味道,再加上这直逼眼眶的狭隘视线,隐约便让人有一种透不过气来的感觉,若是让我呆在这种地方,不用三天铁定精神崩溃。 Difficult is leaning the body, shuttles back and forth in the bookshelves unceasingly back and forth, I will whisper should not confuse by my poor sense of direction characteristics here, but if must therefore open Town Portal to escape, that this whole life may not want to be on the rise to cultivate the behavior again. 艰难的侧着身子,不断地在书架之间来回穿梭,我心里嘀咕着以自己路痴的特性该不会在这里迷了吧,若是因此而要开传送门逃生,那这辈子可就别想再抬起头做人了。 Fortunately the back garden in villa was not really big, making this strange circular construction not be hard to ponder over like Black Marsh Forgotten Tower, transferred a while, I found two building entrance —— fruitfully and three do not have the simple wooden staircase that the princess was called generally petite. After the steps tread, a leaf of wooden door duplicate/restores is cut off in front, pushes gently, the gate still has not caged. 所幸别墅的后花园实在不大,让这栋古怪的圆形建筑远不像黑色荒地的遗忘之塔那么难以琢磨,转了一会儿,我如愿以偿的找到了二楼入口——和三无公主一般娇小合称的简易木制楼梯。顺着阶梯踏上去以后,一扇木门复又阻隔在前面,轻轻一推,门依然没上锁。 Said the protection consciousness stronger, although you have the strength of mercenary, but if night assault does have the strange uncle of Class Transferor strength? For example like me......, cough cough......, naturally, this is not I blurted out absolutely incautiously, I am not lolicon, is only very pure example, un un......!! 都说了防备意识要强一点呀,虽说你有佣兵的实力,但万一夜袭者是有转职者实力的怪叔叔呢？比如说像我……,咳咳……,当然,这绝对不是我一不小心脱口而出,我不是萝莉控,只是十分纯洁的举了个例子罢了,嗯嗯……！！ Although two buildings still suspended many bookshelves, but is not urgent like a building, the line of sight is ample, is opening near the window rail, the cool breeze that blows slowly has caressed that beauty window curtains, to quite the somewhat enjoyable feeling, fortunately, truly speaking, saw a building time I also a little worried that her character had been twisted. 二楼虽然依然摆了许多书架,但是却并不像一楼那么紧迫,视线还算宽裕,临窗铁栏开着,徐徐吹来的凉风抚过那丽质的窗帘,到颇有几分写意的感觉,还好,说实在的,看到一楼的时候我还有点担心她的性格是不是已经被扭曲了呢。 The jasmine small nest in the midpoints of two building rooms, the surroundings is the circular bookshelf one after another, as if deliberately placed oneself by oneself in the books, when sees that luxurious comfortable white hammock, will remember her also once is princess's status, this bed is also she directly few daily necessities that bring from the imperial palace. 茉里莎的小窝就在二楼房间的正中央,周围是一圈一圈的圆形书架,仿佛刻意让自己置身于书海,只有看到那张豪华舒适的白色软床时,才会想起她还曾是公主的身份,想必这张床也是她直接从皇宫里带来的为数不多的生活用品吧。 In addition, only then bedside one is disclosing the plain aura inlaying gold/metal Mugui, above is suspending an exquisite cup, one pack of white papers, a pen rack, above inserts quill that more than ten sizes are varying, is a bright magic lamp, simply like revolution period the ornaments of impoverished writer writer, crude at all not like princess, no, even the small family families' maidservants must better some. 除此之外,只有床边一个透露着古朴气息的的镶金木柜,上面摆着一个小巧的杯子,一叠白纸,一个笔架,上面插着十几根大小不一的羽毛笔,还有就是一盏明亮魔法灯,简直就像革命时期的清贫文人作家的摆设,简陋的根本不像公主,不,甚至连小户人家的侍女大概都要更好一些。 At this moment, our little princesses are falling into the body the soft bed, is lying on the pillow, with total concentration looks that one does not know the book of what name, the body one changes the usual personal snow white long gown to add the steamed stuffed bun ignorant/veiled gauze kerchief, but changed the slightly frail spend some fine pajamas, the show black long hair throws over sprinkles on the bed, the attractive fair calf high stilts get up, the sound of footsteps that an appearance of no vigilance, I have not deliberately concealed had not discovered, really does not know how she is passes the mercenary to test, because is the princess, on being connected including the above the imperial capital leaves a loophole? 此刻,我们的小公主正将身体陷入柔软的床榻里面,趴着枕头上,聚精会神的看着一本不知什么名字的书,身上一改平时的贴身雪白色长袍加包子头蒙纱巾,而是换上了略为单薄的花点精致睡衣,秀黑的长发披洒在床上,诱人的白皙小腿高高翘起来,一副毫无戒心的样子,就连我没有刻意掩饰的脚步声都没有发现,真不知道她是如何通过佣兵考验的,难道因为是公主,就连上帝都网开一面？ Originally wants to make fun of slightly, lets her clear way of the world the danger, but saw that pair aims at the bed unceasingly is pedalling ruthlessly the calf, I then realize immediately, her present mood absolutely like not displaying peaceful, perhaps was just playing tricks on You angry to Elder Sister Scharr still has not disappeared. 本来想稍微捉弄一下,让她明白世道的险恶,但是看到那双不断以床榻为目标狠狠蹬着的小腿,我立刻便意识到,她现在的心情绝对不像表现出来的那样安静,恐怕是对沙尔娜姐姐刚刚的戏弄依然尤怒未消。 Therefore, I walk up, bend down, puts out a hand to rub in her small head back and forth. 所以,我只是走上前去,俯下身子,伸手在她的小脑袋来回揉着。 „Is reading, our little princess?” “在看书吗,我们的小公主殿下？” Has turned head, is a Zhang Heping often cannot see any expression the cheek entirely different suffering facial features, what is most conspicuous is originally that pair greatly like the cartoon light yellow eye, at this moment like rabbit glowing red, can let not be good at revealing sentiment three reveal so obviously without the princess outside mood, looked that the Lysol elegant elder sister's behavior far more than is to let her is annoyed, simply to situation of clenching jaws. 回过头的,是一张和平常看不出任何表情的脸蛋截然不同的委屈面容,最显眼的是原本那双大如卡通般的亮黄色眼睛,此刻像兔子一样红通通的,能让不善于表露感情的三无公主露出如此显著于外的情绪,看来沙尔娜姐姐的行为何止是让她恼火,简直就是到了咬牙切齿的地步了。 „It‘s nothing.” “没什么。” After looking at one, she has come back not to fling me immediately, but the look was very obvious already not in the books, „my present ten points ~ the vitality/angry of ten points, you comforted me a bit faster ~ exhausted every means to flatter me, making me happy!!” Appearance. 看了一眼之后,她马上回过头不甩我,但是眼神很明显已经不在书本上了,一副“我现在十分~十分的生气,你快点来安慰我呀~用尽方法来讨好我,让我开心起来呀！！”的样子。 Comforts the person? That is not the matter that I excel, although then can think of dozens methods at heart instantaneously, the words that but really must open the mouth are actually not able to start. 诶,安慰人？那可不是我擅长的事情,虽然心里瞬间便能想到几十种方法,但是真要开口的话却又无从下手。 Therefore, I can only rub her small head unceasingly, with every effort gentle is stroking unceasingly, what accidental/surprised is, such effect seems to be more effective than any words of comfort, her expression gradually is restoring indifferently, that pair of red pupil is dim, lost was angry —— not to misunderstand, this was she most normal appearance. 所以,我只能不断的揉着她的小脑袋,尽力温柔的去不断抚摸着,不过让人意外的是,这样的效果似乎比任何安慰的话都要有效,她的表情正逐渐的恢复冷漠,那双通红通红的瞳孔重新黯淡下来,失去了生气——别误会,这才是她最正常的样子。 Although the mood returned to normal slowly, she is still unceasingly crooked the head collects, as if likes the caressed kitten, in the movement following my hand is rubbing gently unceasingly, at this moment, she has turned head suddenly, being overly suspicious and fearful visits me. 情绪虽然慢慢平复了下来,她却依然歪着脑袋不断的凑上来,仿佛一只喜欢被人爱抚的小猫,顺着我手上的动作不断磨蹭着,就在这时,她突然回过头,疑神疑鬼的看着我。 „Well ——...... stupid...... master......? When you are...... come......?” “咦——......笨……主人……？你是……什么时候来的……？” „......” “……” Estimates, steps into the front door to have two ten minutes away me high and low, on has about eight minutes( not to ask that to two buildings why I spent for 12 minutes to find the staircases in two buildings less than 200 squares room, I will not tell anybody), good, this even if, your precaution consciousness were weak, cannot discover me to approach, as can be appreciated, but still had crossed for six minutes from our first dialogue, during , had five points of many time hand to place your head...... 估算一下,距我踏入大门已经有二十分钟上下,上到二楼则是有八分钟左右(别问我为什么花了十二分钟才在不足二百平方的屋子里找到二楼的楼梯,我是不会告诉任何人的),好吧,这也就算了,毕竟你防范意识薄弱,没能发现我靠近,可以理解,但是自我们第一次对话也已经足足过了六分钟,期间有五分多的时间手一直放在你头上…… Lifted to arrange in order so many data, actually I only want to ask that actually —— your response nerve was constituted by what, insulator? 举列了那么多数据,其实我只想问一句——你的反应神经究竟是由什么构成的,绝缘体吗？ Why does not know, my imagination treats the mischievous time suddenly the small spirit like that pulling her is soft the cheek toward the impulsion of two sides drawing, considering the relations did not have to that degree after all well, I inspire, the expiration, repeated three, with great difficulty suppressing. 不知为何,我突然有一股想像对待调皮捣蛋时候的小幽灵那般,扯着她软乎乎的脸蛋往两边拉的冲动,考虑到彼此之间的关系毕竟还没好到那种程度,我吸气,呼气,重复了三遍,好不容易给抑制下去了。 Well ——? 咦——？ Is tranquil, I actually detected suddenly, just this little loli in the face of my name, probably subtle what prefix word added that is my illusion? 平静下来,我却突然发觉,刚刚这小萝莉在我的称呼面前,好像微妙的加了点什么前缀词吧,难道是我的幻觉？ „It‘s nothing, I am only on come to see, that is all.” “没什么,我只是上来看看,仅此而已。” I endure many questions at heart to reply, somewhat collected curiously, actually wants to have a look at her to read any book, is actually enthralled I so to be even close unable to detect. 我忍着心里的诸多疑问答道,有些好奇的凑了上去,想看看她究竟在看些什么书,竟然入神到连我如此接近都没能察觉。 Jasmine as if did not abstain that I nose her privacy, has let the body, her pā will put the book on bedhead closes, revealed the title page. 茉里莎似乎并不忌讳我查探她的隐私,让过身子,她啪的一声将摆在床头上的书合上,露出了封面。 With her movement, a specious jasmine delicate fragrance front surface throws, the woman like the flower, the pretty woman has the unique flower fragrance, smelling a fragrance that archaism said knows the beautiful woman not to have the truth. 随着她的动作,一股似是而非的茉莉清香迎面扑来,女人如花,漂亮的女人则更是有着自己独特的花香,古语所说的闻香识美人并不是毫无道理。 However was a pity very much, my present mood, is actually a point wants to taste this and Sarah they are entirely different, but the equally attractive alone special form fragrant thoughts do not have, because I saw once the title page —— full writing of acquaintance filled up that type the entire title page. 但是很可惜,我现在的心情,却是一点想去品尝这股与莎拉她们截然不同但却一样诱人的独特体香的心思都没有,因为我又看见了是曾相识的封面——满满的文字将整个封面填满那种。 „Can't you read the normal point book?” At this moment, does not have any words and expressions can describe the collapse feeling on my face. “你就不能看正常一点的书吗？”此刻,没有任何词语能形容我脸上的崩溃感。 „Normal...... book?” Muttering that jasmine has doubts, cannot seem like: „This is very normal book.” “正常的……书？”茉里莎疑惑的喃喃道,似乎不懂:“这是很正常的书。” She emphasized -type holds up the title page of that book to suspend to me in front, is pointing at the above book title, the tone is very proper. 她强调式的举起那本书的封面摆到我面前,指着上面的书名,口吻十分正经。 „Is normal, is that young and vigorous viscounts and maidservants also has the story of sexy charming countesses and knights.” I have seized the book on her hand fiercely. “正常个屁,又是那种年轻力壮的子爵和侍女们还有性感迷人的伯爵夫人和骑士们的故事吧。”我猛地一把将她手上的书夺过。 „Well ——?” Also really made me guess mistakenly, is she really reading very proper book? My word for word read the book title. “咦——？”还真让我猜错了,难道她真的是在看很正经的书？我逐字逐句的把书名念出来。 „Defends own paradise, how will teach you repugnant guest to drive away the maidservant to enter step ——” “保卫自己的乐园,教你如何将讨厌的客人赶走之侍女进阶篇——” Is normal!!! 正常个屁呀！！！ I am staring jasmine, she resembles also somewhat visits me puzzled, looking at each other that continuously two people are dumbfounded...... 我瞪着茉里莎,她似也有些不解的看着我,两人大眼瞪小眼的一直对视…… „Good, you won.” “好吧,你赢了。” I am rubbing the eye socket of itching, weak submitting, with three does not have the princess to compare to stare, I made a mistake, really even anus long wrong position. 我揉着发痒的眼眶,无力的屈服,和三无公主比瞪眼,我错了,真的连肛门都长错位置了。 „Should have, hands over.” I extend another hand, yourself look at the expression that manages. “应该还有吧,交出来。”我伸出另外一只手,一副你自己看着办的表情。 Really, heard such a saying hesitant, jasmine not slightly took out a very similar book from the pillow. 果然,听到这么一说,茉里莎没有丝毫犹豫的又从枕头下面抽出一本十分类似的书。 „Stabilizes own position, how teaches you to get rid of rookies the maidservant of title to cross the threshold.” “稳定自己的位置,教你如何摆脱菜鸟的称号之侍女入门篇。” Taking a look, crossing the threshold this is proper, why entered step to transfer the insignificant problem? These two books absolutely are not the same authors, absolutely yes! 瞧瞧,入门篇这是多正经呀,为什么进阶篇就转了牛角尖呢？这两本书绝对不是同一个作者吧,绝对是吧！ I „dragon” face am happy immediately, will enter step to receive, crosses the threshold to give back to jasmine: „This was right, this type can call it the normal book, for example the doctrine, Holy Bible, or is some travel notes biography anything, these books can be normally.” 我顿时“龙”颜大悦,将进阶篇收好,入门篇则是重新还给茉里莎:“这就对了,这种才能称之为正常的书嘛,还有比如说教义呀,圣经呀,或者是一些游记传记什么的,这些书才能算得上正常呀。” „But......” jasmine still visits me puzzled, is pointing at around her many bookshelves. “但是……”茉里莎依然不解的看着我,指着她周围的许多书架。 „These books, I have looked two years ago.” “这些书,我在两年前就已经看完了。” „That looks again.” My ill-humored should say. “那就再看一遍。”我没好气的应道。 „Completely on brain, therefore without that necessity.” “全部都记在脑子上了,所以没那个必要。” „......” The damn talent child, I hates talent. “……”该死的天才儿童,我恨天才。 „In brief later reads some normal points books as far as possible, or your character will be getting more and more bad.” Actually without was crooked jasmine who the head is making the ponder shape to understand that my words, I bend down, the big hand placed her head duplicate/restores to rub several. “总之以后尽量看些正常一点的书吧,要不你的性格会越来越糟糕的。”没等歪着脑袋作冥思状的茉里莎究竟有没有理解我的句话,我俯下身子,大手放在她的头上复又揉了几下。 „Also a little, must record clearly, do not annoy Elder Sister Scharr to be angry starting from tomorrow again, knows? You can also feel, by elder sister's strength, if must kill you I am is impossible to stop with enough time, do not crack a joke with own life ?” “还有一点,一定要记清楚,从明天开始不要再惹沙尔娜姐姐生气了,知道吗？想必你也能感觉到,以姐姐的实力,如果要杀你的话我是不可能来得及阻拦的,别拿自己的生命开玩笑,好吗？” After saying, I very natural shot on the forehead gently, then turns around to depart. 说完以后,我十分自然的轻轻在额头上弹了一下,便转身离去。 „......” “……” Caresses had been shot place, jasmine motionlessly gawked some little time, in the brain does not know that is thinking anything, later, suddenly is for a long time red the small feet to jump down from the bed, petite stature likely squirrel keen crawled following the ladder, in bookshelf most above extracted one and just that two very similar book, then leapt lightly, barefoots hugged to write books pūchi pūchi slightly to run back on the bed. 抚着被弹过的地方,茉里莎一动不动的愣了好一会儿,脑子里不知在想些什么,许久以后,突然赤着小脚从床上跳了下来,娇小的个子像松鼠般灵敏的顺着梯子爬了上去,在书架的最上方抽出一本与刚刚那两本十分相似的书,然后轻跃下来,赤脚抱着书扑哧扑哧的小跑回床上。 „Calculates...... the conscience,...... comforts me,......,...... early, has a look......, after ultimate,......” powder pū pū the small mouth is whispering some unclear words, jasmine takes out the bosom book, the book title on title page impressively is —— “算……良心,……安慰我,……,……早了点,还是看看……,终极篇以后……”粉噗噗的小嘴嘀咕着一些含糊不清的话语,茉里莎将怀里的书抽出,封面上的书名赫然是—— „Tries to please own master, how teaches you to obtain master maidservant of expert of favor.” “取悦自己的主人,教你如何获得主人的青睐之侍女高手篇。” * * Over the two days a little small cold, ēn ēn, words saying has tested the official? Selecting experience . T. T 这两天有点小感冒,恩恩,话说有考过公务员的吗？给点经验吧..T.T