*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** In the family/home were many a small tiger fool elf princess Beja, as well as not quiet book and Evil Dragon, because although their existences make in the family/home I imagine are livelier , but also is makes me have a headache very much. 家里多了一头小老虎似的笨蛋精灵公主贝雅,以及不消停的本子娜和恶龙蕾娜,虽然因为她们的存在让家里变得比我想象中的更加热闹,但也是让我头疼得很。 Hello is fun your, why what must pull to me on, finally turns into my knee the arrow? 你们好好玩你们的呗,为什么啥都要扯到我身上,最后变成我膝盖中箭？ From this I understood, is higher than three woman plays, no, what higher several boundaries is, three women damage you together. 由此我明白了,比三个女人一台戏更高一个,不,更高几个境界的是,三个女人齐损你。 Also, Valise that having nicely is gently good to bully, has Angel loli Sarah of being with good intention, as well as always happy entangling is greasy I to worship me, lets my sense of achievement and daughter controls pair of child princess of energy trough bursting, as well as......? And who is coming? This I cannot forget, not to taste princess three again to kick again, right, speaking of princess three kicked me to think, was three does not have the princess. 还有,有善良温柔好欺负的维拉丝,有善解人意的天使萝莉莎拉,以及总是甜甜蜜蜜的缠腻着我崇拜着我,让我的成就感和女儿控能量槽爆棚的双子公主,以及……嗯？以及谁来着？这我可不能再忘记了,已经不想再品尝公主三段踢了,对了,说到公主三段踢我想起来了,是三无公主。 Said that this existence feeling also is really, others remember anyone, can remember her characteristics again, this Little Three does not have is reminds me first of her characteristics, then records , in the family/home also has such a rampant personal young maidservant. 说起来这位的存在感也真是,别人都是想起谁,才能再想起她的特点,这小三无却是让我先想起她的特点,然后才记起来,哦,家里还有这么一位嚣张的贴身小侍女。 Since has had feeling low Little Three not to give to record this, then my simple one breath asks again, has been busy these days of Holy See mountain in me, how many Duke Brute did she series expand? 既然已经将这存在感低下的小三无给记起来了,那么我干脆一口气再问问,在我一直忙碌教廷山的这段时间,她到底又把禽兽公爵系列扩展到了多少本？ Three do not have the princess speechless thick one pack, the head/number of people that high books, will put my palm fully, gives the thumbs-up, the dispassionate corner of the eye flashes through benefits the light together, resembled was saying, you're welcome, although took away to look that this was first-hand, wrote to the master specially you looks. 三无公主无言的将厚厚一叠,足有一个人头那么高的书堆,放到我的手心,竖起大拇指,不带感情色彩的眼角闪过一道利光,似在说,别客气,尽管拿去看吧,这可是第一手,专门写给主人你看的。 The palm is quite heavy, but the innermost feelings are serious, when should also be quiet, gave me to terminate Duke Brute thoroughly the series? Duke Brute was too pitiful, he is quick 【bi】 Performed the person to perish, asked to forgive him. 手心好重,但是内心更加沉重,什么时候也该消停消停,给我彻底完结掉禽兽公爵系列了吧？禽兽公爵太可怜了,他已经快【哔】尽人亡了,拜托饶过他吧。 Overall, day at home passes very enjoyably, but Lina and Lehne are not, throughout makes me have an irritable feeling, sometimes to ate the dinner time, would thinking that the person has not arrived in full, will look around subconsciously several, looked that to the position that Lina and Lehne usually sit, the opens the mouth wants to ask, actually remembers them suddenly also in the Holy See mountain, therefore can only depress the thoughts to eat meal earnestly. 总体而言,在家里的日子过得挺舒心,但是琳娅和莱娜不在,始终让我有一种别扭的感觉,有时候到了吃晚饭时间,总会觉得人还没有到齐,会下意识的张望几眼,看向琳娅和莱娜平时坐的位置,张口欲问,却忽然想起她们还在教廷山,于是只能压下心思埋头吃饭。 It is not good on this point, the girls have been familiar with me is not at home, but I have not actually been familiar with them is not at home, they to the thoughts that I plunge, must be much more than to the thoughts that they pour into me, currently also has Valise Princess Sarah pair of child to accompany me, I still always thought that was short of such a. 就这一点不好,女孩们已经习惯我不在家了,而我却还没有习惯她们不在家,她们对我倾入的心思,远比我对她们倾注的心思要多得多,现在还有维拉丝莎拉双子公主陪伴着我,我却依然老是觉得心里少了那么一块。 It can be imagined, usually I not at home, girls lonely. 可想而知,平时我不在家的时候,女孩们心里是有多冷清。 Is the night, my arms are embracing Valise, looks at out of the window moonlight, in the puppy dog scatters in the bed pitch-black on beautiful hair rubbed affectionate several. 是夜,我怀里揽着维拉丝,看着窗外月色,在小狗狗散落在床的乌黑秀发上亲昵蹭了几下。 „Valise, goes to the Holy See mountain with me.” “维拉丝,和我一起去教廷山吧。” Two people live alone, Valise shy slightly enhanced, although blushes in my affectionate action however that pair of glittering and translucent carving pupil still glitters is being calm and gentle. 两人独处的时候,维拉丝的害羞度略提高了一些,虽然脸红于我的亲昵举动但是那双晶莹剔透的眸子依然闪烁着冷静和温柔。 „I and Sarah, had guessed correctly the Sir these comes back, will make us together.” “我和莎拉,已经猜到了大人这一趟回来,会让我们一起去了。” „Intelligent intelligent, worthily is my intimate wife.” I feel the head of Valise, in she sends on the temple to kiss one. “聪明聪明,不愧是我贴心的妻子。”我摸着维拉丝的头,在她发鬓上亲一口。 „Sir, this is in the discussion proper topic.” Valise blushed to be shy finally, thin the low voice protest that if the mosquito recited said. “大人,这可是在讨论正经话题。”维拉丝终于脸红害羞了,细若蚊吟的小声抗议道。 „Where I have am not proper, said, you do want to make me cite not a proper example?” Saying, holds the big hand of Valise to start not honestly hovers everywhere. “我哪里有不正经了,还是说,你想让我举个不正经的例子？”说着,抱着维拉丝的大手开始不老实的四处游动起来。 „...... Does not want...... wū wū wū ~~ ~ Sir such words............ did not discuss again.” The shy puppy dog really does not have the means that has to put out such soft weak threat, making one more look more likes, more listens more to be crazy. “不……不要……呜呜呜~~~大人再这样的话……就……就不讨论了。”害羞的小狗狗实在没办法,只好拿出这么柔软无力的威胁,让人越看越喜爱,越听越着迷。 Did not discuss the proper matter, is to start to handle not the proper matter? I want to respond like this, once the opens the mouth, then possibly couldn't help the gear hobbing machine, Valise was extremely easy to satisfy, after rolling one, often went to sleep exhaustedly. 不讨论正经事,是要开始做不正经的事情了么？我很想这样回应,不过一旦开口的话,接下来可能就忍不住要滚床了,维拉丝极易满足,滚完一通之后往往都是疲惫入睡。 Therefore , for the proper matter I endured to endure. 所以说,为了正经事我忍了一忍。 „Okay good, I knew, the singing girl Sir you calms down.” “好好好,我知道了,歌姬大人您消消气。” „Has not been angry, but...... is only......, when discussed that the proper topic bullies the person...... to bully the person is incorrect.” Valise more said shyer lowers the head in the bosom, pure such as she also thought that oneself spoke this saying, was not equal to that was saying, without, when discussed how the proper topic can be casual bullies her? “才没有生气,只是……只是……在讨论正经话题的时候欺负人……欺负人是不对的。”维拉丝越说越害羞的在怀里低下了头,单纯如她也想到了,自己说这话,不等于是在说,没在讨论正经话题的时候就可以随便怎么欺负她了？ Likes playing with the personality of person by the Sir, a these words exit|to speak, is been definitely red by the blushing ear that he will play with, although will not be repugnant like this, will like by that warm happy feeling that the Sir will play with, but...... but...... 以大人爱作弄人的性格,这句话一出口,肯定又会被他作弄的脸红耳赤,虽然不讨厌这样,喜欢被大人作弄的那种温馨幸福感,但是……但是…… Valise indeed fully realizes my intent, traded to be me to be able help opening the mouth to play with her in the past in any event, is riding her shy when that wiped the gently beautiful character and style, enjoyed this attractive puppy dog heartily. 维拉丝的确是深知我意,换做以往我无论如何都忍不住要开口作弄她,然后乘着她在害羞的那一抹柔美风情时,尽情享用这只诱人的小狗狗。 I continue to endure! 我继续忍！ „cough cough, how therefore , you and Sarah think.” “咳咳,所以说,你和莎拉怎么认为。” „If the Sir wants to make us go, we go, this is I and Sarah's decision.” Valise raised the head, on face shy removes slightly, what replaces it is the earnest expression, that is being faithful to husband no matter what his lot is the gentleness and amenable of being duty-bound not to turn back. “如果大人想让我们去,那我们就去,这就是我和莎拉的决定。”维拉丝抬起头,脸上的羞涩微微褪去,取而代之的是认真表情,那是嫁鸡随鸡嫁狗随狗的义无反顾的温柔和顺从。 „But, I want the Sir to know, which regardless of we go, without perfect answer, regardless of us where, anytime and anywhere you came back.” “不过,我希望大人知道,无论我们去哪儿,都没有十全十美的答案,无论我们在哪儿,都会随时随地的等你回来。” „How not perfect answer law?” I asked curiously. “怎么个没有十全十美的答案法？”我好奇问道。 „Therefore...... that...... I a little do not give up family's these sheep.” Valise duplicate/restores embarrassed lowering the head. “所以说……那个……我有点舍不得家里的那些羊。”维拉丝复又不好意思的低下头。 Family's flock of sheep in she pours into under the painstaking care, has been some scale, earliest names that batch with everyone's name, when has died of old age are many, Valise also sad for a long time, present was the first group of grandson children's generations, the quantity were also many several times, at first sight has seemed like the standard herd Goatman family. 家里的羊群在她倾注心血之下,已经颇具规模,最早的以大家的名字命名那一批,已经老去多时,维拉丝还伤心了许久,现在的都是第一批的孙儿辈了,数量也多了好几倍,乍一看已经像是标准的牧羊人家庭了。 I usually can also look after the flock of sheep at home with Valise, therefore not only she does not give up, I also to these flock of sheep some sentiments, went to the Holy See mountain the words, in addition the person was so troublesome, these sheep did not have the means belt/bring in the past, whom should give to look. 我平时在家也会和维拉丝一起照顾羊群,所以不仅她舍不得,我也对这些羊群有些感情了,去教廷山的话,人尚且如此麻烦,这些羊更是没办法带过去,该交给谁照顾好呢。 „Also, the Sir do not forget, Lehne will also come back after all, when the time comes we walked, was only left over her.” “还有,大人别忘了,莱娜终归也会回来,到时候我们走了,就只剩下她一个人了。” I tremble , such words Lehne was too indeed pitiful, her body originally delicate. 我心里一颤,的确,那样的话莱娜太可怜了,她的身体本来就娇弱。 „Also, Ruth and experience issue what to do? But their pastor talents are deep the approval and affection of Grandma Akara, even the Sir you wants, Grandma Akara is not willing to bury their talents probably.” “还有,西露丝和艾柯露的历练问题怎么办？她们的牧师天赋可是深得阿卡拉奶奶的认可和喜爱,就算大人你愿意,阿卡拉奶奶大概也不愿意埋没她们的天赋。” „Said very reasonable.” My head has drooped thoroughly, it seems like before , is I thinks was extremely happy. “说的很有道理。”我脑袋已经彻底耷拉下来了,看来之前是我想的太过美好了。 „Finally, is I and Sarah and small jasmine, although in fight, this cannot see the form of Sir for a lifetime probably again, but we have not given up, if possible, we want to enhance the strength again, this can handle more things after all, can make the Sir feel relieved.” “最后,是我和莎拉以及小茉莉,虽然在战斗方面,这一辈子大概再也看不到大人的身影,但是我们还没放弃,如果可以的话,我们还是想再提升一下实力,这样总归是能做更多的事情,也能更让大人放心。” The Valise pitch-black clear pupil visits me, every single word or phrase, is full of the tender feelings, all was considering for me. 维拉丝乌黑晶莹的眸子看着我,一字一句,充满柔情,全都是在为我考虑。 „Sorry, is I thinks was too simple.” “抱歉,是我想的太简单了。” „Sir wants to make us happier, we know.” The puppy dog head rubbed rubbing in the bosom, pastes on own initiative, is blushing bashfully on the neck kissed gently. “大人只是想让我们更加幸福而已,我们都知道。”小狗狗脑袋在怀里蹭了蹭,主动贴上来,羞红着脸在脖子上轻轻吻了一下。 „Finally cannot make you happy eventually, I can think occasionally, if had not met with you initially, you can happily? Especially Valise you, then yearns for the light life.” “结果终究还是没能让你们幸福,我偶尔会想,若是当初没有和你们相遇,你们会不会更加幸福一点？尤其是维拉丝你,那么向往平淡的生活。” „Sir, please do not speak that affecting words, we, so long as recalls that and Sir meets, will feel very happy, the Sir said, to us was too brutal.” “大人,请不要说那么让人伤心的话,我们啊,可是只要回忆起和大人相遇的一幕幕,就会觉得很幸福,大人这么说,对我们来说太残酷了。” „Sorry, is I am not good.” Hugged hugging the bosom girl tightly, I hit energy. “抱歉,都是我不好。”将怀里的女孩紧抱了抱,我打起精神。 „Does not have the means to let everyone eventually temporarily the same place, but I will continue to try hard, for you, can live for later in the same place, Three Prime Evils four Lesser Evil anything, I must strike to fly.” “终究是暂时没办法让大家都在一起,不过我会继续努力的,为了你们,为了以后能生活在一块,三魔神四魔王什么的,我要统统都打飞。” The bosom puppy dog has not laughed at me to boast, but with that pair of sparkling simple and honest eye pupil, winks looks, has the gentleness, some anticipations, have the trust, some worries, that is a wife to all sentiments that the husband can pour into. 怀里的小狗狗没有笑话我吹牛,而是用那双亮晶晶的淳朴眼眸,一眨不眨的看过来,有温柔,有期待,有信任,也有担心,那是一个妻子对丈夫所能倾注的所有感情。 „What to do does Sir plan?” “大人打算怎么办呢？” „Without means that since cannot put down here family/home, that was must run back and force, only to be able laborious everyone, you first went to the Holy See mountain to adapt, when later wants to go, or when we came back, was good to arrange.” “没办法,既然放不下这里的家,那还是得两头跑,只能辛苦大家了,你们先去教廷山适应一下吧,以后什么时候想去,或者什么时候我们回来,都好安排。” „Un, I listen to the Sir.” Valise nods lightly. “嗯,我听大人的。”维拉丝轻点了点头。 Perhaps sounds is not troublesome, but a family is impossible to have two after all, our present conditions, before I go out experience time compared well also little, estimated during with me, after waiting for the Holy See mountain to transform, finally can settle the entire family/home, everyone lived together the conception, missed the long distance. 或许听起来没那么麻烦,但是一个家庭终归不可能有两个家,我们现在的状况,和以前我外出历练的时候比起来也就好了一点点,和我原本预想之中的,等教廷山改造好之后终于可以将整个家安顿下来,大家生活在一起的构想,差了十万八千里。 The revolution has not succeeded, the comrade must try hard. 革命尚未成功,同志仍需努力呀。 „Really listens my?” “真的都听我的？” „Un, naturally.” Valise reveals the puzzled vision, resembles was asking, this matter can also confirm? I am the Sir am most loyal obedient the cleverest puppy dog. “嗯,当然了。”维拉丝露出困惑目光,似在问,这种事还要确认吗？我可是大人最忠诚最听话最乖巧的小狗狗哦。 Behind that is my brain makes up. 后面那句是我脑补的。 „Very good, you first this, right, then this, right, is this, finally turns upwards the buttocks, un, is this, maintains this not to move!” “很好,你先这样,对,再这样,没错,就是这样,最后再把屁股翘起一点,嗯,就是这样,保持住这样别动！” I one tosses about, assumed a posture to Valise, the puppy dog that this moe dull responded is half beat behind, several seconds will respond from now on, this body posture was not right, was too ashamed!!! 我一番折腾,给维拉丝摆了个姿势,这呆萌的小狗狗反应慢了半拍,数秒过后才反应过来,这个体位不对啊,太羞耻了！！！ However is too late, after Armstrong red has the corner/horn three times of returning at once pronations drive , the entering type Armstrong cannon, the launch! 但是已经太迟了,阿姆斯特朗红色有角三倍速回旋前驱后入式阿姆斯特朗大炮,发射！ Later, I also discussed with Sarah this matter, has Valise before, I have been able fully to understand their ideas, therefore one night talked very smoothly. 之后,我又和莎拉商量了这事,有维拉丝在前,我已经能充分理解她们的想法,所以一番夜深交谈下来十分顺利。 Must say place that anything is a pity, that is response smart Sarah, may be more difficult than to deceive naive tender gruff Valise. 要说有什么可惜的地方,那就是反应机灵的莎拉,可比天真娇憨的维拉丝难骗多了。 This roughly in one week, the crystal came back finally. 这样约莫过了一个星期后,水晶终于回来了。 „Well, making me have a look, your goods were fat.” The corner of the eye saw that the crystal runs over to me greets, I impolite putting out a hand pinches her fat cheek to rub. “咦,让我看看,你这货是不是胖了点。”眼角见到水晶屁颠屁颠跑过来向我打招呼,我一点也不客气的伸手捏着她肉乎乎的脸蛋搓揉起来。 „Comes the Beidou wave, read the bottom person to draw the white lead.” “来北斗浪,自读底部人拉白丹。” According to me experience that must come from small spirit that she should in saying „was indeed fat, the pet owner has not bullied the person is good person” this, so that's how it is, I may really be an outstanding pet owner, I was touched by myself. 根据我从小幽灵那得来的经验,她应该是在说“的确胖了,饲主没有欺负人是好人”这样,原来如此,我可真是一名优秀的饲主呀,我都被自己感动了。 „Therefore, what thing is the new big gift parcel?” “所以说呢,新手大礼包是啥玩意？” „Pet owner asked that what this does make? The crystal will not give you that good thing.” This moe the glutton not to respond stupid slowly, immediately covers to tighten the pocket, no, accuracy said that should be the whole body rolls up. “饲主问这个做什么？水晶可不会把那么好的东西给你。”这蠢萌吃货反应不慢,立刻捂紧了口袋,不,准确的说应该是全身都蜷缩起来了。 I hit a sound to refer, shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, opened wide the bosom to smile to the crystal gently. 我打了个响指,变身圣月贤狼,冲水晶敞开怀抱温柔一笑。 „Crystal, come, the clever child, said that to me attained any good thing.” “水晶,来,乖孩子,给我说说都拿到了什么好东西。” „Mom! Is mother!” This fool crystal dragon, sees me to be in front of her to set up the trap obviously, without hesitation like a moth to the flame throws the bosom, acts like a spoiled brat to rub gently, tender gruff. “妈妈！是妈妈！”这笨蛋水晶龙,明明见我当着她的面设下陷阱,还是毫不犹豫的飞蛾扑火般扑到怀里,撒娇磨蹭,娇憨之极。 Then her big dragon novice big gift parcel all pulling out. 然后就把她的巨龙新手大礼包全给掏出来了。 I said that you take off/escape clothes/armor to make what ahh!! 我说你脱衣服做什么啊啊啊！！ Although is at home, but such influence is not very good to know that if saw by Evil Dragon and book, does not know that must speak my anything malicious remarks in the back. 虽然是在家里,但是这样影响很不好知道么,要是被恶龙蕾娜和本子娜看到了,又不知道要在背后说我什么坏话了。 Finally was a little probably late, Evil Dragon saw, saying with a smile that she takes pleasure in others' misfortunes immediately. 结果好像有点迟了,恶龙蕾娜看到了,她立刻幸灾乐祸的笑道。 „Pū pū pū, dumbfounded, clothes/armor that the crystal body puts on, is this a best thing that goes back to obtain.” “噗噗噗,傻眼了吧,水晶身上穿的衣服,就是她这趟回去得到的最好东西。” „This set of clothes/armor? With is not usually different.” “这套衣服？和平时没什么两样啊。” „You underestimated it, the set of clothes/armor that our big dragon clan built, can let crystal momentarily shapeshift, did not need to take off/escape again.” “你太小看它了,我们巨龙一族打造的这套衣服,可以让水晶随时变身,不用再脱了。” Thinks before the crystal, wants the shapeshift big dragon shape time, removes completely the light clothes/armor the scene, my face heavy line, this is indeed good to design to the big dragon. 想到水晶以前要变身巨龙形态的时候,把衣服脱光光的情景,我一脸黑线,对巨龙而言这的确是个好设计。 „In addition it can also transform any design, a day trades to be the same, does not bring repeatedly.” “此外它还能变换任何款式,一天换一样,不带重复的。” „Then is mysterious?” I look surprisedly to the crystal, she nods again and again. “那么神奇？”我惊讶的看向水晶,她连连点头。 „Good.” I hit a sound to refer, said: „Crystal, changes an iron sheet to me tubbish.” “那好。”我打了个响指,道:“水晶,给我变个铁皮桶状。” „Oh!” in 【Mother】 Under the pattern, the crystal clever obedient to the extreme, hears word had not considered slightly, without going to think that the iron sheet tubbish should be what appearance, directly changed. “哦！”在【妈妈】模式下,水晶可谓乖巧听话到了极点,闻言丝毫没有考虑,也没去想铁皮桶状到底该是什么模样,就直接变了。 Thereupon, the body wraps a crystal of iron-covered barrel to appear before me, seems like a pail that had the hands and feet and head, the smiled my waist bent. 于是乎,身上套着一个铁皮桶的水晶出现在我面前,看起来就像是一个长了手脚和脑袋的桶子,笑的我腰都弯了。 „Looked at your fellow to make the crystal do anything, cannot you disparage our big dragon clan!” Evil Dragon was unable to continue watching, not only for crystal moe to deeply feel to deeply regret stupid, and to my not good full is the indignation. “瞧你这家伙让水晶干了些什么,不许你这么贬低我们巨龙一族！”恶龙蕾娜看不下去了,既为水晶的蠢萌深感痛惜,又对我的无良满是愤慨。 „Okay good, I knew, the crystal, changes.” “好好好,我知道了,水晶,变回去吧。” „Oh!!” The crystal changed. “噢！！”水晶变了回去。 „Comes the sheep shape again.” “再来个绵羊状。” „Oh!!” The crystal turned wears the sheep helmet, put on sheep rag doll clothes/armor, hands and feet clothing sheep gloves and shoes sprouted the sheep young girl dull, tubbish was more lovable than the beforehand iron sheet. “噢！！”水晶变成了戴着绵羊头盔,穿着绵羊布偶衣服,手脚穿戴绵羊手套和鞋子的呆萌绵羊少女,比之前的铁皮桶状可爱多了。 „Your this fellow ahh!! Crystal! Does not want this fellow to speak you to listen!!” Soon went wild, what evil did oneself this whole life made, how meet this pair of rare and beautiful flowers to combine? “你这个家伙啊啊啊！！还有水晶！不要这家伙说什么话你都听！！”蕾奥娜快要抓狂了,自己这辈子造了什么孽,怎么就遇到了这对奇葩组合？ …… ……