ROD :: Volume #26

#2568: The poor sense of direction big method is good


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** After the Holy See mountain transforms is successful, my at heart feels relieved, a progress bar, jumped over from zero finally one, shows improvement after illness to be the same, took to itself some confidence and hopes. 教廷山内部改造成功后,我的心里如释重负,就似一条进度条,终于从零蹦到了一,有了点起色一样,带给了自己一些信心和希望。 Road Spain and France gave us five years of valuable time, now has used 1/10 to have many, is over six months point, we used this time to bring the Holy See mountain to take finally the crucial first step, laid the foundation in the Hell world, although the road ahead fills the dense fog as before, actually gave us more, broader choice path. 路西法给了我们五年宝贵时间,现在已经用了十分之一有多,也就是半年多点,我们用这点时间终于带着教廷山迈出了关键性的第一步,在地狱世界里打下了根基,前路虽然依旧是充满迷雾,却给了我们更多的,更宽广的选择道路。 Only those who make me have doubts, although seven giants were restrained by road Spain and France cannot disturb, but they are unexpectedly law-abiding, without taking advantage of loopholes to use any schemes and tricks, this fully does not conform to they sinister deceitful character, Hell monster is stupid, actually this existed excluding seven giants, others socialized ten million years also to jump for joy with Angel even instead kill existence occasionally, you must say that their stupid words, in this world would have no smart person. 唯一让我疑惑的是,七巨头虽然受路西法所约束不能来捣乱,但是它们竟然安安分分,没有钻空子使用任何阴谋诡计,这完全不符合它们阴险狡诈的性格呀,地狱怪物是蠢,却不包括七巨头这等存在,人家可是和天使周旋了千万年还活蹦乱跳甚至偶尔反杀一记的存在,你要说它们蠢的话,这个世界上就没有聪明人了。 Therefore , the attitudes of seven giants I cannot comprehend, thought the Holy See mountain does not have the threat, even if gives us five years of development still to jump to stumble to spend, therefore is waiting and seeing our every action and every movement with a seeing a play psychology? This idea I can understand, like the childhood discovered main house gate has an ant hole, has not smashed immediately, but will wait for the ant hole to increase especially some time from now on, bubble will urinate to drench a happiness. 所以说,七巨头的态度我至今也搞不懂,是觉得教廷山毫无威胁,就算给我们五年时间发展也蹦跶不出一朵花来,所以在以一种看戏的心理观望着我们的一举一动吗?这种想法我能理解,就像小时候发现家门口有一个蚂蚁洞,没有立刻捣毁,而是特地等一段时间过后蚂蚁洞变大了,才一泡尿下去淋个痛快。 ...... This analogy is a little to be honest disgusting, ok, tests the intelligence quotient lives or makes Akara want to go, at the worst when the time comes we threw the Holy See mountain to travel dingily, returning to Dark Continent to continue to be my false Savior to go, keep the mountain not to worry not to have the firewood fever. 呃……老实说这种比喻有点恶心,算了,考验智商的活还是让阿卡拉想去,大不了到时候我们扔了教廷山灰溜溜跑路,回到暗黑大陆继续做我的伪救世主去,留得青山在不愁没柴烧。 After abandoning this worry, my gu slides smooth hit other thoughts. 扔下这层顾虑以后,我就咕溜溜的打起了其他心思。 While convenient a saying, after the transformation is completed finished, Aalto Liya finally by Yalan Delane is sent people to give please, the reason is outstanding class Taijiu. 顺便一说,在改造完成结束之后,阿尔托莉雅终于被雅兰德兰派人给请了回去,理由是翘班太久。 The country cannot one day not have the queen, my king thinks experience become stronger heart everyone can understand, but must go back to make an appearance occasionally, making the people relieved one not? Although sympathizes with Aalto Liya, but my heartfelt happy are only the common elf crown prince, the false Savior who as well as no has the feeling, does not need to throw to make everyone this ordinary not wonderful face feel at ease. 国不可一日没有女王,吾王想历练变强的心大家能理解,但偶尔也要回去露个面,让民众们安心一下是不?虽然同情阿尔托莉雅,但我衷心的高兴自己只是个不起眼的精灵亲王,以及没什么存在感的伪救世主,不用将这张平凡无奇的脸抛出去让大家安心。 Again while convenient a saying, my king calling the person is the yellow piece maidservant, she dilly-dallied 2-3 end of the month therefore to be liberated from the evil clutches of Yalan DeLand, or to go back to replace own price to obtain the liberation my king Zhao. 再顺便一说,把吾王给叫回去的人是黄段子侍女,她磨磨蹭蹭了2-3个月终于是从雅兰德兰的魔爪中得到解放,或者说以把吾王找回去代替自己的代价得到了解放。 The arrival of yellow piece maidservant, made the Holy See mountain the style get lost immediately bottom line that teased with the labor mouth, felt at least in me is so, stuffy several months of yellow piece did not have the soul of moral integrity by Yalan Delane, once released, even my crown princes of this moral integrity bottle blasting open shivered, once the surroundings no one, she exposes on the natural disposition immediately, harmed me to consider for the moral integrity, has to have the matter to be all right presses her pā pā pā on the bed. 黄段子侍女的到来,顿时让教廷山的风格掉向了逗和工口的底线,至少在我感觉是如此,被雅兰德兰闷了几个月的黄段子无节操之魂一旦释放,连我这个节操瓶炸裂的亲王都为之颤抖,一旦周围没有人,她立刻就本性暴露,害我为了节操着想,不得不有事没事就将她摁在床上啪啪啪 This called anything, called to use poison to combat poison, to shake M control of yellow river piece, but also let alone, especially was really effective, at least when bullied tearful eyes showed the loving tenderly expression that the shame could not withstand tearfully, she did not have the means again unseemly behavior. 这叫什么,叫以毒攻毒,以抖M治黄段子,还真别说,格外有效,至少被欺负的泪眼汪汪露出羞辱不堪的怜爱表情时,她是没办法再作怪了。 The words saying that this should not be the yellow piece maidservant original goal of? This H maidservant, has the multiplex mouth, how many pressures accumulated? 话说这该不会是黄段子侍女本来的目的吧?这H侍女,到底有多工口,积累了多少压力? However, she anything is unchaste before me, once there is a small black coal, instantaneously the incarnation will be a good wife and loving mother, virtuous to serious appearance, as if a sullied thing will be intolerable. 不过,她在我面前再什么无节操,一旦有小黑炭在,瞬间就会化身为贤妻良母,一副贤惠到不得了的样子,仿佛一点污的东西都不能容忍。 Director this traded a type of style to feed simply! 导演这简直换了种画风啊喂! Although the yellow piece maidservant the strength is not strong, let alone compared with my king, in 12 knight inheritance is also existence of setting the base, however her arrival, clean value Lina actually the ratio to Aalto Liya and who leaves is higher. 黄段子侍女虽然实力不强,别说和吾王相比,就是在十二骑士传承者中也是垫底的存在,但是她的到来,对琳娅而言却比走掉的阿尔托莉雅和卡露洁价值更高。 Do not forget this goods is elf clan the status of intelligence head, where Yalan Delane as if knows the Holy See mountain in the aspect that information is beset with problems, besides the yellow piece maidservant, sent several outstanding intelligence personnel and yellow piece maidservant arrives together, prepares to form the preliminary intelligence system. 别忘了这货是精灵族的情报头子的身份,雅兰德兰似乎从哪里知道了教廷山在情报方面捉襟见肘的局面,除了黄段子侍女以外,更是派了好几个优秀的情报人员和黄段子侍女一起到来,准备组建初步的情报系统。 This decision helped us be busy, always Huo Delin four people of group such world strength powerhouse, when the intelligence personnel used, used a talented person in an insignificant position simply, when the intelligence system formed, can make them handle a more important matter. 这个决定帮了我们大忙,老是把霍德林四人组这样的世界之力强者当情报人员使用,简直是大材小用,等情报系统组建好了,就可以让他们去做更加重要的事情了。 However urgent matter, first arranges them to return to Dark Continent, right, the Huo Delin four people of near nostalgia are timid, on the grounds of Holy See mountain stable, has not gone back, now the entire Hell mountain region seized, the interior also transformed, was not only we hopes that these paid too many old seniors to go back, returns home with riches and honors, accepts the praise, they as if also want to go back to see everyone following this imposing manner. 不过当务之急,还是先安排他们回暗黑大陆,没错,霍德林四人近乡情怯,一直以教廷山尚未安定为由,至今没有回去,如今整个地狱山区域夺下来了,内部也改造好了,不仅是我们希望这几位付出太多的老前辈回去,衣锦还乡,接受嘉奖,他们似乎也想顺着这个气势回去见见大家。 The person is older, the character is smaller, this saying to be not false, because near nostalgia timid this reason, then eager looks before , the long-awaited hometown does not dare to go back, my first seeing. 都说人越老,性格越小,这话不假,因为近乡情怯这个理由,便眼巴巴的看着以前朝思暮想的家乡不敢回去,我还是第一次见。 Moreover, the skeleton big dragon is also a major problem, because the transformation of Holy See mountain finishes the relations, I have about ten days not to go to look for it to talk openly, it should not feel lonely, oneself walk. Some young Junior Sisters naturally felt relieved in me, but everyone knows that secure brings the mysteriously appearing and disappearing attribute, when perhaps played to be missing, completely depended upon her to protect the Holy See mountain is the not possible matter, therefore I must want to select the method again. 另外,骸骨巨龙也是个大问题,因为教廷山的改造完工关系,我已经有个将近十天没去找它谈心了,它该不会觉得寂寞,自己找上门来吧。有小师妹在我自然是放心,但是大家都知道贝安沙自带神出鬼没属性,说不定什么时候就玩失踪了,完全依靠她保护教廷山是不可能的事情,所以我得再想点法子。 The safest method solves it, but in a short time, let alone solves it, is defeats it to me is quest that is impossible to achieve. 最安全的方法是将它解决掉,但是短时间内,别说解决它,就是打败它对我而言都是一件不可能做到的任务 Called secure to teach its, expelled it? I have to try to find this solution, but, to me of present stage, the skeleton big dragon is one makes everyone envy best opponent, can make the COSPLAY bear be similar in Barbarian three Sir's that superior hammers( hangs) refining up( hits), now nowadays, to has arrived at the powerhouses of our rank, such enemy hit the lantern unable to find absolutely, otherwise you think that master brother two Senior Brother these damn Ou sovereign so will be easy to envy itself? 叫上贝安沙去教训它一顿,把它赶走?我不是没想过这个办法,但是,对现阶段的我而言,骸骨巨龙可是一个让大家都羡慕不已的最佳对手,可以让COSPLAY熊得到类似在野蛮人三大爷那的超强锻(吊)炼(打),现在这年头,对已经到了我们这个级别的强者而言,这样的敌人绝对是打着灯笼都找不到,不然你以为大师兄二师兄这些该死的欧皇会那么容易羡慕自己? Therefore, listening to everyone to urge, I a little did not hate to tidy up the skeleton big dragon quickly, moreover why did not know, the sixth sense made me not want to rely on secure military force greatly. 因此,听大家一劝,我又有点舍不得这么快收拾骸骨巨龙了,而且不知为什么,第六感让我不大想依赖贝安沙的武力。 Catching up is not, does not catch up is not, how should handle? 赶也不是,不赶也不是,该怎么办好呢? At this time, the red and white princess thought probably the heart had the guilt, ran to offer advice to me. 这时候,红白公主大概是觉得心有愧疚,又跑来给我出主意了。 Heard that the high-rising is worrying about the matter of skeleton big dragon.” “听说兀在操心骸骨巨龙的事情。” Right, holding your lucky my present day and night to worry, crossed unusual is substantial.” My ill-humored should say. “没错,托你的福我现在日夜操心,过的非常充实。”我没好气的应道。 High-rising, if believes that we, we can flicker with the spell that skull dragon, making it unable to find the Hell mountain temporarily the direction.” “兀要是相信咱的话,咱可以用符咒忽悠一下那头骨龙,让它暂时找不到地狱山的方向。” So is really mysterious?” I am doubtful, the red and white princess's spell system, feels and strength system of Dark Continent is the completely different styles, perhaps indeed has some magical things. “真有那么神奇?”我半信半疑,红白公主的符咒系统,感觉和暗黑大陆力量体系是完全不同的画风,或许的确有着一些神奇之处。 Trading to do is other similar powerhouses, we possibly cannot achieve, but the intelligence quotient of that skull dragon is especially low, could try, so long as the high-rising believes us.” “换做是其他类似的强者,咱可能做不到,但是那头骨龙的智商特低,或许可以一试,只要兀相信咱的话。” I think, thought have no reason not to believe the red and white princess, although this no moral integrity princess is always far-fetched, but is making money wait/etc to tease compared with the aspect, the words that is earnest perhaps are credible, un, perhaps. 我想了想,觉得没理由不相信红白公主,这无节操公主虽然一向不靠谱,但都在赚钱等等逗比方面,认真起来的话或许还是靠谱的,嗯,或许。 Good, that asked you.” I start to have the earnest expectation. “好吧,那就拜托你了。”我开始抱着热切的期望。 What has to need to prepare?” “有什么需要准备的吗?” Paper, a lot of papers.” The red and white princess small hand extends, two eyes illumination. “纸,大量的纸。”红白公主小手一伸,两眼发光。 I: „......” 我:“……” Has saying that this no moral integrity princess accidental/surprised inexpensive, inexpensive in various significance various aspects. 不得不说,这无节操公主意外的廉价,各种意义各种方面上的廉价。 Only spent the trivial half-day time, manufactured a big pocket spell to embezzle while convenient, the red and white princess embarked on the preparation, for safety's sake I together with. 只花了区区半天时间,制作了一大兜符咒顺便贪污了一些,红白公主就准备出发了,为了保险起见我一起跟上去。 As expected, the skeleton big dragon whistling rests in its nest greatly, it has not slept, is fulfilling a few words to rest is much longer? You are the skeleton big dragon! 不出所料,骸骨巨龙又在它的窝里呼呼大睡,它就没有不睡觉的时候么,难道正应验了一句话睡得多长得快?你是骸骨巨龙啊! Our times have not alarmed it, the red and white princess maintains composure throws one pack of spells, these spells swayingly, quiet attachment to the skeleton big dragon on, has not aroused its vigilance to submerge. 我们这次并未惊扰它,红白公主不动声色的将一叠符咒扔出去,这些符咒晃晃悠悠,悄无声息的附着到骸骨巨龙身上,并没有引起它的警觉就没入进去了。 Such was enough?” “这样就行了?” Un, this was OK, in a short time it will have wrong sensation in the sense of direction, if holding the goal of Hell mountain, is how regardless of unable to go.” The red and white princess clapping heart , indicating to be of great success. “嗯,这样就可以了,短时间内它会发生方向感上的错误感知,若是抱着去地狱山的目的,是无论如何也去不了的。”红白公主拍拍手心,表示大功告成。 Although is a little doubtful, but the red and white princess's spell indeed submerged within the body of skeleton big dragon in fact, and has not made it detect, she will say no wonder only then skeleton big dragon such fellow at meeting move, if changed into other same level powerhouse, let alone with these spells, we, as soon as were close to be detected. 虽然有点半信半疑,但事实上红白公主的符咒的确没入到了骸骨巨龙的体内且没有让它察觉到,也难怪她会说只有骸骨巨龙这样的家伙才会中招,要是换成别的同等级强者,别说用这些符咒,我们一接近就已经被察觉到了。 Said the perception capability of skeleton big dragon actually not weakly, but was it was too calm, because has the ability that almost regenerated infinitely, it did not fear anybody to sneak attack, but can get rid of its super powerhouse regarding these, how it did not help matters even again vigilantly, trading to do is my I will also become such nerve big strip gradually. 倒不是说骸骨巨龙的感知能力有多弱,而是它太淡定了,因为有着几近无限再生的能力,它根本不惧任何人偷袭,而对于那些能干掉它的超级强者,它就算再怎么警惕也无济于事,换做是我我也会渐渐变得这么神经大条。 On gone back road, I looking pensive. 回去的路上,我一路若有所思。 Can treat poor sense of direction the spell of sense of direction, our may not have.” A red and white princess arrow through, making me be injured the great covering chest, categorically denying that several want to spit blood. “能够治疗路痴的方向感的符咒,咱这可没有哦。”红白公主一箭穿心,让我受伤不浅的捂住心口,几欲吐血的矢口否认。 Who was poor sense of direction, who? After you talked nonsense to be careful again, I broke your paper source!” “谁是路痴了,谁啊?你再瞎说小心以后我断你的纸源!” High-rising, became angry out of shame.” “兀,恼羞成怒了。” No!” “才没有!” We have means that perhaps to treating poor sense of direction will be effective.” “咱有一个办法,说不定对治疗路痴会有效。” Said is not this, how many do you want me to repeat? However that means to can mention listen, I have many poor sense of direction attribute friends, they can need, un un.” “都说了不是这样,你要我重复几遍?不过那个办法到是可以说来听听,我有不少路痴属性的朋友,他们一定会需要,嗯嗯。” Helps us reconstruct the shrine.” “帮咱重建神社。” Then?” “然后呢?” Then throws money toward the match cash box.” “然后往赛钱箱里扔钱。” Again then.” “再然后呢。” Prayer own poor sense of direction improves.” 祈祷自己的路痴变好。” How wants only then you gained the advantage!!” “怎么想都只有你获得了好处吧!!” „, Should not be offers mutual benefit and achieves common progress is right.” “不不不,应该是互利互惠才对。” How offering mutual benefit and achieving common progress law?” “怎么个互利互惠法?” „The person of Prayer obtained the mind consolation, but we obtained the material consolation, is really may celebrate encouraging.” 祈祷之人得到了心灵慰藉,而咱得到了物质慰藉,真是可喜可贺。” May to congratulate your younger sister, you mean that encouraging runs Prayer not to have the effect, can only console oneself?!” “可喜可贺你妹,你的意思是说跑去祈祷还没效,只能自我安慰一下?!” High-rising, talked nonsense what frank talk.” A shyness of red and white princess face. “兀,瞎说什么大实话呀。”红白公主一脸的羞涩。 I: „......” 我:“……” To this no moral integrity princess thick of facial skin , some new understanding, should she not be the illegitimate daughter of old drunkard? 对这无节操公主的脸皮之厚,又有了新的认识,她该不会是老酒鬼的私生女吧? Although the trouble of skeleton big dragon was solved, un, I am regarded as entirely believe the red and white princess, thinks that it has solved, but a matter makes me care. 虽然骸骨巨龙的麻烦解决了,嗯,我就当做是完全相信红白公主,认为它已经解决了吧,但是还有一件事让我十分在意。 That is to make the skeleton big dragon violent walk the reason of attack, in my hand this strange wand. 那就是让骸骨巨龙暴走来袭的原因,我手中这根奇怪的手杖 Does not have the means that magic to look for Old Man Fara such expert. 没办法,魔法方面还是得去找法拉老头这样的专家。 I am very busy, have no free time.” “我很忙,没空。” My also anything without saying, just walked to be choked by him, since my incarnation relocation managed in the past few days his secret laboratory opened, this old fogy has exploded the condition of beard , there would be no to give me the good complexion. 我还什么都没说,刚找上门就被他呛住了,自从前些天我化身拆迁办将他的秘密实验室拆了之后,这老家伙就一直是炸胡子的状态,就没给过我好脸色。 However, I naturally have to cope with his means. 不过,我自然有对付他的办法。 Really has no free time?” I do intentionally disappointedly, careless pulls out wand to hold appreciatively, while turns around to strike an attitude to leave. “真的没空?”我故作失望,一边漫不经心的掏出手杖把玩,一边转身作势离开。 the next moment, wand in hand vanished, appears in Old Man Fara hand. 下一刻,手中的手杖消失,出现在了法拉老头的手上。 Really, how this experiments the crazy demon possibly because of being angry to give up this type of mysterious unknown good thing. 果然,这实验狂魔怎么可能会因为生气而放弃这种神秘未知的好东西。 Good rich dead spirit strength, where does your brat make this thing?” After studying some little time, Fara just like treating the lover, from wand moves out of the way the vision that does not abandon. “好浓郁的亡灵力量,你这臭小子是从哪里弄来这玩意的?”研究了好一会之后,法拉才宛如对待恋人般,不舍的将目光从手杖上挪开。 Plays with the skeleton big dragon gets so far as.” I scattered slightly to lie, the words that told the facts, was equal to exposing is the red and white princess directs the skeleton big dragon, everyone will perhaps have the opinion to her. “跟骸骨巨龙玩玩的时候弄到的。”我撒了个小谎,实话实说的话,便等于暴露了是红白公主将骸骨巨龙引过来,大家说不定会对她有意见。 So rich dead spirit aura, I know that cannot withdraw the relations with that skeleton big dragon, un un, I have a look, I have a look.” Thinking aloud, Old Man Fara immersed to the observing and emulating research of wand. “如此浓郁的亡灵气息,我就是知道和那头骸骨巨龙脱不开关系,嗯嗯,我看看,我看看。”自言自语着,法拉老头又沉浸在了对手杖的观摩研究中。 Waited for a long time, seeing him as if turns into the stone carving to be the same, but also is continuing the observational study, I cannot bear make noise: What kind of, you to speak words.” 等了好久,见他仿佛变成石雕一样,还在继续观察研究,我忍不住出声:“到底怎么样,你到是说句话啊。” Is wordy on your brat!” Impatient raising the head, Fara is staring me: You think that this is the trash that the roadside cleans up, can analyze insightfully!” “就你臭小子啰嗦!”不耐烦的抬起头,法拉瞪着我:“你以为这是路边捡到的垃圾,一眼就能分析通透啊!” The trash I do not know, but indeed is the red and white princess roadside picks right, I complained one secretly: You must give me a reliable news, how long wants to be able it to study probably insightfully?” 是不是垃圾我不知道,但的确是红白公主路边捡来的没错,我暗自吐槽一句:“那你总得给我个准信,大概要多久才能把它研究通透?” Did not say certainly, did not say certainly.” Fara open mouth to boast extravagantly several times, finally assumes an air of self approbation. “说不准,说不准。”法拉几次张嘴欲夸下海口,最后摇头晃脑起来。 Perhaps if it were the natural material said fortunately, so long as got to the root of seeks the bottom, identifies its origin, the answer will naturally come out.” “如果它是天然材料或许还好说,只要追根寻底,辨认出它的来历,答案自然就会出来。” You meant, it is not natural?” “你的意思是说,它并不是天然的?” Right, although cannot completely affirm, but I detected indistinctly from above artificial aura, made probably artificially, this thing.” “没错,虽然不敢完全肯定,但我隐约从上面察觉到了一丝人工的气息,好像是人为造出来的,这玩意。” Ha?” Obtains this news, I am a little in a daze. “哈?”得到这个消息,我有点发愣。 According to Old Man Fara meaning, if this thing really artificially makes, has the greatest connection with the skeleton big dragon, that said, the skeleton big dragon is also very likely...... to make artificially? 按照法拉老头的意思,如果这玩意真的是人为制造出来的,和骸骨巨龙又有莫大的关联的话,那岂不是说,骸骨巨龙也很有可能是……人为造出来的? …… ……
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