ROD :: Volume #26

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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Un...... the rhythm was too steady, where has is not right, this way, Hell mountain attack seizes me only then hits the share of soy sauce? 嗯……节奏太稳了,是不是有哪里不对呀,再这样下去,地狱山攻夺战我岂不是只有打酱油的份? No, to cannot say that is buying the soy sauce completely, after all also made under month the saintess, the white robe Angel nickname, words saying that complained itself interestingly really? 不,到不能说完全是在打酱油,毕竟还弄了个月下圣女,白袍天使的外号,话说吐槽自己真的有意思么? Saw that the plan smoothly advances me is very happy, but also for a oneself traveler felt that unavoidably small lonely, you looked that only usually whistling rests greatly, the gloomy saintess spirit that whatever I fight outside, is struggling now diligently. 看到计划顺利推进我心里很高兴,不过也难免为自己一场过客而感到小小寂寞,你看,那只平时呼呼大睡,任由我在外战的天昏地暗的圣女幽灵,如今都在奋斗努力呢。 High-rising......” “兀……” The lying trough lying trough, scared to death the father!! 卧槽卧槽,吓死爹了!! The back conveying sound suddenly, is frightening soul to come in me of sad Chunai autumn quickly, does not need to turn the head to confirm, like this called the fellow of person to only have one. 背后冷不防的传来声音,将正在悲春哀秋的我快吓出魂儿来了,不用转头确认,这样称呼人的家伙只有一个。 Is you, why to appear suddenly? Why runs here to come?” I have turned head, maps the pupil a chief criminal of red and white witch women's wear, the relenting gas channel/angrily said. “是你啊,干嘛冷不防出现?跑这里干什么来着?”我回过头,将一身红白巫女装的罪魁祸首映入瞳孔,松了口气道。 Sees the high-rising to be in a daze in this, has the concern appearance, therefore comes to ask.” “见兀在这发呆,有心事的样子,所以过来问问。” Your good intention I declined with thanks, but there is a that time should better to think how should reconstruct your shrine.” “你的好意我心领了,不过有那个时间最好还是多想想该怎么重建你的神社吧。” Reconstruction shrine works, matter not in one single day.” A red and white princess face dignified with deep veneration. “重建神社工作,非一朝一夕之事。”红白公主一脸的凝重肃然。 Even if you show a serious expression, cannot bring excuse that when evades.” “就算你摆出一副严肃的表情,也不能拿来当逃避的借口。” Was seen through an affair by the high-rising?.” “被兀拆穿了?诶嘿。” Hey your younger sister, the expression was too false!” “诶嘿你妹,表情太假了!” Told the facts, will oneself actually to reconstruct the shrine appear here?” “实话实说,本人其实就是为了重建神社才会出现在这里?” What meaning end question argument is, did you lose in intersection of rebuilding one's homeland?” “末尾的疑问调调是什么意思,你迷失在了重建家园的十字路口么?” No, but how lost to earn gold coin intersection with the body, so long as there is gold coin, the paper will have, had the paper, strength will have, had strength to defeat these fellows, forcing them to be the coolie to construct the shrine, not confused place.” “非也,只不过是迷失在了如何用身体去赚取金币的十字路口,只要有了金币,纸张就会有,有了纸张,力量就会有,有了力量就能打败那些家伙,强迫她们做苦力建神社了,毫无迷茫之处。” Namely regards feeling full red-light district intersection, said over and over again you not to work only wants to enslave others' labor force!” “即视感十足的红灯区十字路口,说来说去你还是不想干活只想奴役别人的劳力啊!” oneself, inborn poor and weak, not suitable dry/does heavy labor.” “本人,天生贫弱,不适合干重活。” „, A value gold coin hammer did not fly ten million/countless carefully!” “啊,价值一千万金币的锤子不小心飞出去了!” ten million/countless gold coin!!!” “一千万金币!!!” Although my performing skill even is false the children to see through, how can reach as high as 200 golden games mallets to let slip to fling strength requirement to fly? However fell into the red and white princess in square hole in the center to neglect this fact obviously, the corner of the eye flashed through benefits the light together, the war mallet that flew has become has sparkled in her eyes innumerably shining gold coin, her flew to flee, accuracy unmistakable will fight the mallet to catch, hugs in the bosom, immediately immersed during happy fantasy that in innumerable gold coin and paper fell. 虽然我的演技假得连小孩子都能看穿,到底如何才能将一柄力量需求高达200的金色槌失手甩飞出去?但是掉进钱眼里的红白公主显然忽略了这个事实,眼角闪过一道利光,那飞出去的战槌在她眼中已经成了无数闪闪发亮的金币,她一个飞窜,准确无误的将战槌接住,抱在怀里,随即沉浸在无数金币和纸张掉落的美好幻想之中。 Helps me catch, in order to avoid pounded the flowers and plants is really grateful, words saying that you weren't inborn poor and weak?” My unemotional must return to golden games mallet from the red and white princess hand. “帮我接住以免砸到花花草草真是太感激了,话说你不是天生贫弱吗?”我面无表情的从红白公主手中要回金色槌。 But this goods a moment ago single-handed engagement mallet! Slightly Poor and weak Point Paladin cannot achieve this thing. 这货刚才可是单手接战槌啊!稍微【贫弱】一点的圣骑士都做不到这种事。 Person will erupt the infinite potential in the face of the benefit.” The fond dream breaks, a red and white princess face regretted that looks I fighting the mallet receive, plausible answered. “人在利益面前可是会爆发出无穷的潜力。”美梦打破,红白公主一脸惋惜的看着我把战槌收起,振振有词的解释道。 You that want to ask for money, why do not kill some monster simply, the casualness can peel off the property, the purchase uses the paper that cannot use up for a lifetime.” “你那么想要钱,为什么不干脆自己去杀一些怪物,随随便便就能爆落财物,购买用上一辈子也用不完的纸张。” „It is not good, cannot this.” “不行,不能这样做。” Why?” “为什么?” oneself carry the fearful curse, once will slaughter innocents is punished fearfully.” “本人身负可怕的诅咒,一旦滥杀无辜就会遭到可怕的惩罚。” That may really be too fearful.” “那可真是太可怕了。” Right, compared without the paper also wants the dreadful matter.” “没错,是比没有纸张还要可怕的事情。” So is unexpectedly fearful.” “竟然如此可怕。” Un un, therefore can only by betraying the physical body but made money, what a pity cannot succeed, why is?” “嗯嗯,所以无奈之下只能靠出卖肉体赚钱了,可惜至今尚未能成功,到底是为什么呢?” „Is this most fearful choice? Why heavens does not give you unable the service others' curse, as well as can with the curse that the proper means make money?!” “这才是最可怕的选择吧?老天为什么不给你不能劳役别人的诅咒,以及必须用正当手段赚钱的诅咒?!” „......” “……” Your expression is telling me, these that I said a moment ago, is more fearful than the fearful curse that you carry now, do non- service others as well as make money really so to be to you difficult with the right technique?” “你的表情在告诉我,我刚才所说的那些,比你现在身负的可怕诅咒还要可怕,不劳役别人以及用正当手法赚钱对你而言就真的那么困难吗?” I have have made money well right.” The red and white princess quibbled. “我也是有好好正当赚钱过的。”红白公主狡辩道。 For example?” “比如说?” For example these make in yi with the spell.” “比如说这些用符咒做的内yi。” Can't sell?” “不是卖不出去吗?” Right, obviously information not wrong, doesn't the woman in the world like the chest being big? This has in yi of abundant chest effect, but why has not sold to the Lina sales promotion, sells unable to sell to Saraz?” “对呀,明明情报没有错,世上的女人不都喜欢自己胸部大吗?这可是具有丰胸效果的内yi,可是为什么向琳娅推销没有卖出去,向莎拉推销也没能卖出去?” Your information right, but found fault the person completely! 你的情报没错但是完全找错了人啊! Lina does not need, usually must with binding the chest strap greatly causes the chest that moves about with difficulty to entangle tightly,...... she...... she cannot put on this design the bra only to put on as for Sarah child yi ahh!!! 琳娅是根本不需要,平时还得用裹胸带把过于巨大而导致行动不便的胸部缠紧,至于莎拉……她……她根本穿不上这种款式的胸罩只能穿儿童式内yi啊啊啊!!! Does not know why I cried, could not master reason me to cry completely in any case. 不知为何我落泪了,完全搞不懂原因反正我是哭了。 „Does high-rising, need to buy?” Suddenly, the red and white princess closely is staring at me, an eye of reveal hopes. “兀,要买吗?”忽然,红白公主紧紧盯着我,目露希望。 „In high-rising, does need to buy yi? Has the abundant chest effect.” She continues closely to stare at me, accuracy said that is staring at Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, the accuracy point said again is staring at the chest of Saint moon/month virtue Wolf. “兀,要买内yi吗?有丰胸效果哦。”她继续紧紧盯着我,准确的说是盯着圣月贤,再准确点说是盯着圣月贤的胸部。 The German arched bridge falls, walks you! 德式拱桥摔,走你呐! I dodge! 我闪! Plot as always, falls 0% hundred dodge red and white princesses not to have the means with this to the German arched bridge completely, simpler hand blade attacks her unable to avoid obviously. 一如既往的剧情,完全拿这对德式拱桥摔百分之百躲闪的红白公主没办法,明明更简单的手刀攻击她都躲不开。 It seems like really cannot sell.” Red and white princess depressed in yi the spell receives. “看来果然是卖不出去。”红白公主沮丧的将符咒内yi收起来。 „......” Actually looks besides others beside me and Lina and Sarah, the probability of selling I dare to vouch for have 99% at least, this fellow really will also select the person, most does not need the person sales promotion of this type of thing to three, as if also carried is unable to become merchant's curse for a lifetime. “……”其实找除了我和琳娅和莎拉以外的其他人,卖出去的概率我敢打包票起码有90%九,这家伙还真是会挑人,向三个最不需要这种玩意的人推销,仿佛还身负了一辈子无法成为商人的诅咒。 Saw that she is pitiful, when my innermost feelings are deeply grieved sets firm resolve secretly, will not remind her absolutely. 看到她如此可怜,我的内心悲痛欲绝之余暗暗下定决心,绝对不会提醒她。 Doesn't matter.” The red and white princess hit energy strongly. “没关系。”红白公主坚强的打起了精神 Because of this, will appear here, seeks for the new becoming wealthy method.” “正因为如此,才会出现在这里,寻找新的生财手段。” What method?” “什么手段?” Since is unable to slaughter innocents......” “既然无法滥杀无辜的话……” I to thought Hell monster is not innocent.” “我到是觉得地狱怪物并不算无辜。” In our eyes, all life all are the equalities, does not have division in any case, does not have the vulgarity of race.” “在吾等眼中,一切生命皆乃平等,无贵贱之分,无种族之鄙。” „A fellow who goes all out to enslave her person coolie says this words also really to puzzle.” “一个拼命想奴役她人苦力的家伙说出这种话还真是让人困扰。” whistling, the high-rising can understand that these words the myriad things all may enslave.” “呼呼呼,兀可以把这句话理解成万物皆可奴役。” Unexpectedly flash on blackening!” “竟然一瞬间就黑化了!” In brief the new becoming wealthy method is to go out to stroll.” “总之新的生财手段就是外出闲逛。” Then?” “然后呢?” Looked that can pick some valuable things to sell out.” “看能不能捡些值钱的东西卖掉。” „......” Is new becoming wealthy method unexpectedly a junkman?! You dignity value several money one jin (0.5 kg) as witch clan princess, come, called ten jin (0.5 kg) eight jin (0.5 kg) to me. “……”新的生财手段竟然是拾荒者?!你身为巫女一族公主的尊严到底值几钱一斤,来来来,给我称个十斤八斤。 It is not good, cannot accompany this fellow to make again, I have the proper business in the body. 不行,不能再陪这家伙闹下去了,我还有正事在身。 Thinks of here, my weak gives up toward the red and white princess: Good good, diligently, wish you soon to pick the thing well, getting rich is not the dream, is promoted to the general manager, becomes CEO, gets married tall rich and handsome, steps onto the life peak.” 想到这里,我无力的朝红白公主罢了罢手:“好吧好吧,好好努力,祝你早日捡到好东西,发家致富不是梦,升任总经理,当上CEO,迎娶高富帅,走上人生巅峰。” Receives the high-rising auspicious words, I will try hard well!” “承兀吉言,我会好好努力的!” Hasn't this fellow really listened to my satire to pretend not to listen? 这家伙是真没听出我的讽刺还是装作没听出? Then said goodbye, played enough to return to the Holy See mountain outside to me, don't run all over the place again knew?” “那么再见了,在外面玩够了就给我回教廷山去,别再乱跑了知道吗?” Wait, actually currently has a matter to ask the high-rising.” “等等,其实现在就有一件事想拜托兀。” How?” “又怎么了?” Actually has picked the strange thing, does not know that is valuable.” Then, red and white princess one section clear mild, makes the wand thing to take just like the jade. “其实已经捡到奇怪的东西了,不知道值不值钱。”说完,红白公主将一截晶莹温润,宛如玉制手杖般的东西拿出来。 This arrives is...... the light looked that the appearance the words are good, can pick this type in the Hell world the thing? This red-white have talent that works as the junkman? Then, you come from 200 years ago, the son's name was still En. 哦哦,这到是……光看卖相的话挺不错的,在地狱世界里还能捡到这种好东西?难道说这红白有当拾荒者的天赋?说吧,你是不是来自两百年前,还有个儿子叫尚恩。 My subconsciousness wants to look at the attribute, what a pity this thing seems not equipment items, cannot see any data, but can very clear feeling, Saint moon/month virtue Wolf strength repel its existence faintly. 我下意识想看属性,可惜这玩意似乎并不是装备物品,并不能看到任何数据,只是能够很清晰的感觉到,圣月贤力量隐隐在排斥着它的存在。 Saint moon/month virtue Wolf is the sacred attribute, repels its words, in other words is this thing what evil thing? Perhaps seal what serious thing? 圣月贤是神圣属性,排斥它的话,也就是说这玩意难道是什么邪恶的东西?或许封印着什么不得了的东西? Thinks of here, I one startled, puts out a hand to meet movement stop that to get down. 想到这里,我一惊,伸手去接的动作停顿下来。 First gives the high-rising research it, if the valuable thing, do not forget to give money.” My movement was to stop, red and white princess actually directly this thing stopper. “先把它交给兀研究,若是值钱的东西,可别忘记给钱。”我的动作是停下来了,红白公主却直接把这玩意塞了过来。 Hey, why must me study, even the good thing not necessarily to be to me useful, you are buy and sell by using compulsion! 喂喂喂,为什么非得我去研究,就算是好东西对我来说也不一定有用,你这是强买强卖啊! I just want to protest, the red and white princess has actually run far, looks direction that she leaves, as if also planned that continues to work as the appearance of a while junkman, hopes not to intrude the battlefield to add to the chaos to everyone. 我正想抗议,红白公主却已经跑远了,看她离开的方向,似乎还打算继续去当一会儿拾荒者的样子,但愿别闯入战场给大家添乱吧。 Has a look at the thing in hand, holds appreciatively several, smooth to the touch warm smooth/slide, such as suet white jade, how regardless to see is the material quality precious artware, really does not seem like what evil thing. 看看手中的东西,把玩几番,手感细腻温滑,如羊脂白玉,无论怎么看都是材质珍贵的艺术品,实在不像是什么邪恶之物。 Ok, first received to say again, if I can also remember that poured might as well studies. 算了,先收起来再说吧,若是我还能记得起来的话,倒不妨研究研究。 Receives this strange jade to make wand, I hit energy to continue to go on patrol, was delayed a while time by the red and white princess a moment ago, perhaps situations in five battlefield have had the change. 收起这根奇怪的玉制手杖,我打起精神继续巡逻,刚才被红白公主耽误了一会儿工夫,说不定五个战场上的局势已经产生了变化。 Really, when I rush to the eighth region, my king maidservant group just ended the fight, they really advanced vigorously the group compared with the pig suddenly quickly a half a point. 果然,当我赶到第八区域的时候,吾王侍女组刚好结束了战斗,她们真的比猪突猛进组快了一丝半分。 I exclaimed in surprise, this thinks the first blooming group meeting between the pig advances vigorously group and the queen drunkard groups suddenly produces, never expected that kills a dark horse, was Aalto Liya and attains to kill unexpectedly cleanly. 我心里惊叹,本以为首个脱颖而出的小组会在猪突猛进组和女王酒鬼组之间产生,没想到中间杀出一匹黑马,竟然是阿尔托莉雅和卡露洁拿到了首杀。 You cannot say that my king maidservant group luck is good, elected the enemy who was easy to deal with, conversion was other beheads the group is not absolutely impossible to look like them is so quick, two people are relying on experience that many years and a dwarf clan resisted, took the lead cutting to massacre inside Lesser Evil feudal lord, caused the big collapse of dwarf, trading to do is other groups completes to behead quest with the normal method, most can also arrange third fourth. 你不能说吾王侍女组运气好,选到了最容易对付的敌人,换成是其他斩首小组绝对不可能像她们那么快,两人是凭借着多年和小矮人一族对抗出来的经验,率先将里面的魔王领主给斩杀掉,才引起小矮人的大崩溃,换做是其他小组用正常手段完成斩首任务,最多也就能排个第三第四名。 Regardless how to see, was they looks for right the right enemy, and relied on the strong strength to obtain this first, name will follow reality, without the least bit moisture content. 无论怎么看,也是她们找对了合适的敌人,并凭借着强大的实力取得这个第一,实至名归,没有半点水分。 In successfully routs dwarf army, how many Unique dwarves also after chasing down, my king maidservant group stops the footsteps, as if hesitant, whom should the next goal elect? 在成功击溃小矮人大军,又追杀了几名精英小矮人之后,吾王侍女组停下脚步,似乎犹豫了一下,下一个目标到底该选谁? Aalto Liya as queen is the decisive person, was only less than three seconds, two people then started again, look at the direction that they plundered, has not chosen to be toughest, needed the two group to unite efforts to challenge the blood abdomen beast that but approached the seventh region Lesser Evil feudal lord in eighth region. 身为女王的阿尔托莉雅是果断之人,只是顿了不足三秒,两人便再次启程,看她们掠去的方向,并没有选择难度最高,需要两个小组协力才能挑战的血腹兽,而是临近第八区域的第七区域魔王领主。 The wise choice, with the fight style of my king, wants to coordinate to need the extremely high request with her, if second is the ni knight and blurry knight that also many, if not, changes into other groups, that will unite efforts to battle will be very irritable, if particularly exactly will be the queen drunkard group, that may really be Wang Jianwang, far more than will be the landslide tsunami, with my Elder Sister king and Sharna style and character, let alone strength of two group will gather the same place when the time comes, did not hold back mutually is God blessed. 明智的选择,以吾王的战斗风格,想和她配合需要有极高的要求,如果第二名是咪骑士和迷糊骑士那还好些,如果不是,换成其他小组,那协力作战就会十分别扭,尤其是如果恰好是女王酒鬼组,那可真是王见王,何止是山崩海啸,以吾王和莎尔娜姐姐的风格和性格,到时候别说两个小组的力量合到一块,不互相扯后腿就已经是上帝保佑了。 Receives round trip has a look at the pig to advance vigorously the group suddenly, they should also to end the fight. 接下来去看看猪突猛进组吧,他们也应该要结束战斗了。 Then looks, sure enough, the pig advanced vigorously the group suddenly even already not in the battlefield, was only left over dozens to survive the female monster and Lesser Evil army is also pestering, inside Unique did not have, wants to end the fight also on a while's matter. 回头一看,果不其然,猪突猛进组甚至已经不在战场上了,只剩下数十只残存女妖和魔王军还在纠缠,里面连个精英都没有,想来结束战斗也就一会儿的事情了。 Did these four fellows, where leave behind the Lesser Evil army to clean the aftermath to run? 这四个家伙,留下魔王军打扫残局跑哪去了? I slightly make the search, easily found four people of traces, the noise that they make was also too big. 我略做搜索,轻易就找到了四人的踪影,他们闹出的动静也太大了。 The opponents of four people of this choices are the Demon seductresses/evil spirits, this is one group of annoying little fellows, frequently appears in Third World in the Harrogath mountain, is the strength not to calculate powerful, but super hard to deal with type, mainly meets Teleport, moreover their flame magic attack, although might not strong, but the momentum to is very big, is easy to fool to see their adventurer for the first time, a is big of their thin and small build several times the hammer of flame flings to go out from the hand, at first sight also thinks that is some big move, thinks severe effect +10 unclearly. 四人这次选择的对手是恶魔妖精,这是一群烦人的小家伙,在第三世界频繁出现于哈洛加斯山,是属于实力并不算强大但超级难缠的类型,主要是会瞬移,而且它们的火焰魔法攻击虽然威力不强但声势到是挺大,容易唬住第一次见到它们的冒险者,一柄是它们瘦小体型数倍之大的火焰之锤从手中甩出去,乍一看还以为是某种大招,不明觉厉效果+10 Therefore said that the pig advances vigorously the group to look for this crowd of Demon seductresses/evil spirits suddenly, the made sound is big, ever present the hammer of flame looks like the entire screen attack simply, burnt the entire mountain top, situated, almost made one unable to distinguish clearly the east, south, west, and north. 所以才说猪突猛进组找上这群恶魔妖精,闹出的动静大,铺天盖地的火焰之锤简直就像是全屏攻击,将整个山头都燃烧起来了,处于其中,几乎让人分不清东南西北。 Four people bridged over a regional choice this crowd of hard to deal with and scary Demon seductresses/evil spirits, naturally had their truth, the Demon seductress/evil spirit can also frighten the rookie, this expert facing Tugra Kov and expert in Shassi, the hammers of their flame was slightly big point barrage, had no recourse hard anti- integer ten is not a problem, so long as the calm calm point should not be scared, the opposite party was just one group of mousie. 四人跨过一个区域选择了这群难缠且唬人的恶魔妖精,自然有他们的道理,恶魔妖精也就能吓一吓新人,面对图拉科夫和沙希克这种老手中的老手,它们的火焰之锤不过是稍微大一点的弹幕而已,迫不得已硬抗个数十记都不成问题,只要冷静沉着点别被吓着,对方只不过是一群小老鼠尔尔。 Moreover, their Teleport are not the non-solutions, is not smooth like Sorcerer Teleport. 另外,它们的瞬移也不是无解,并不像巫师瞬移那么溜。 I slightly think, knows their calculations, this group of greedy muscle demon people are the plan take two in the Decapitation Strike half to the heads of three Lesser Evil feudal lords. 我略一想,就知道他们的小算盘了,这群贪心的肌肉魔人是打算在斩首行动里拿下两个半到三个魔王领主的人头啊。 Original five behead the group, the Lesser Evil feudal lord altogether has ten, one group of two according to the normalcy just enough assigns, is the blood abdomen beast strength is too strong, must the two group be able to challenge, if the blood abdomen beast is half, will create will have a group only to challenge one -and-a-half surely, but another group can challenge two half. 本来五个斩首小组,魔王领主共有十个,按正常来说一组两个刚好够分配,可是血腹兽实力太强,必须两个小组才能挑战,如果血腹兽算半个的话,就造成必定会有一个小组只能挑战一个半,而另外一个小组可以挑战两个半。 Even if the group is willing to give up blood abdomen beast fat not challenging, moreover suffices to behead the speed to be quick enough, can achieve challenges three Lesser Evil feudal lords continuously, lets the two group can only challenge one -and-a-half. 甚至如果有一个小组愿意放弃血腹兽这块肥肉不去挑战,而且够强斩首速度够快的话,可以做到连续挑战三个魔王领主,让其中两个小组只能挑战一个半。 The pig advances vigorously the group to have this idea suddenly obviously, wants to take two half even is three heads, Hell seductive woman who regardless of elects from the beginning, the Demon seductress/evil spirit that chooses now, has a common trait, that is skin Bao the blood brittle...... 猪突猛进组显然就是在打这个主意,想要拿下两个半甚至是三个人头,所以无论一开始选的地狱妖妇,还是现在选的恶魔妖精,都有一个共同特点,那就是皮薄血脆…… ... 。。。
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