*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „White robe Angel...... under moon/month saintess...... pū hahahaha ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” “白袍天使……月下圣女……噗哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~” Sure enough, after going back, I encountered rare violent complaining, one group of venomous tongue young girls headed by book elegant and small fox, started brutal surrounding to me. 果不其然,回去以后,我遭遇到了历史少有的猛烈吐槽,以本子娜和小狐狸为首的一群毒舌少女们,对我发动了惨无人道的围观。 Because these people the strength is excessively strong, to avoid bringing to the attention of Lesser Evil feudal lord, does not dare to be detained too for a long time, working that goes all out in the mopping-up operation, generally is list lone traveller moves or forms a pair, on the same day went to return to this on the same day, finally I came back hit just in time, this was even heavens also planned that looked my was surrounded the rhythm that complained strongly. 这些人因为实力过强,为了避免引起魔王领主的注意,并不敢在扫荡行动中滞留太久,太卖力的干活,一般都是单独行动或者成双成对,当天去当天回这样,结果我回来的时候撞了个正巧,这是连老天也打算看我被强势围观吐槽的节奏么。 „Luminophor, was your nickname robbed?” The small fox even harbors evil intentions stimulates this time leaves my amulet humble abode to run to participate in the small spirit of mopping-up operation similarly. “发光体,你的外号被人抢走咯？”小狐狸甚至不怀好意的去刺激这次同样离开我的项链蜗居跑去参与扫荡行动的小幽灵。 „Doesn't matter, I thought that small every is very appropriate.” Small spirit nod seldom, a senior saintess critic countenance. “没关系,我觉得小凡很合适。”小幽灵煞有其事的点着头,一副资深圣女评论家嘴脸。 „Is more appropriate than you?” “比你还合适吗？” „Although does not want to acknowledge that but has to acknowledge, when young every this saintess was indeed more outstanding than me.” “虽然不想承认但不得不承认,小凡这个圣女当的的确是比我优秀多了。” „You sufficed!” I seize the small spirit, is rubbing her cheek, at the same time and wicked grasps to the tail of small fox, wishing one could to grow three heads and six arms, stops up these girls' mouths one by one. “你们够了！”我逮住小幽灵,揉着她的脸蛋,一边又恶狠狠的向小狐狸的尾巴抓去,恨不得能长出三头六臂,将这些女孩们的嘴巴挨个堵住。 „It is not I intentionally, my is also the good intention help, why will be passed on this? Does this world have the natural justice and law of the land? Why does not have to report with good intention!” “又不是我故意的,我这也是好心帮忙,为什么会被传这样？这个世界还有天理和王法吗？为什么好心没有好报！” „Probably was...... the Big Brother Wu good intention?” The Lina words transmit from the back slowly, although feels the gentle feeling, makes me one stiff, the imposing manner reduces greatly, ridicules. “大概是……吴大哥太好心了吗？”琳娅的话从背后缓缓传来,虽然充满温柔感,却让我为之一僵,气势大减,讪笑起来。 „Lina, is this, is not such that you think, I am......” “琳娅,是这样的,不是你想的那样,我是……” „I know.” Lina visits me spookily: „I know that is not Big Brother Wu does not believe me, but liked worrying.” “我知道。”琳娅幽幽的看着我:“我知道不是吴大哥不相信我,只是太爱操心了。” „Aha haha......” at this time, besides laughing foolishly I can also make anything, the girls too understood me, it is estimated that Lina also expected that very early in the morning I will have this action. “啊哈哈哈……”这种时候,除了傻笑我还能做什么,女孩们都太了解我了,估计琳娅也一早预料到我会有这种举动了吧。 „Therefore , this time on especially ~ no ~ original ~ forgives ~ moon/month ~ next ~ Saint ~ female ~ greatly ~ person ~.” More and more mischievous girl, winning smile sweet collects, pinched my tip of the nose, teasing every single word or phrase. “所以说,这次就特~别~原~谅~月~下~圣~女~大~人~了。”越来越调皮的小妮子,巧笑嫣然的凑上来,捏了捏我的鼻头,一字一句的调侃道。 „Even you...... I do not plan to forgive you!” I am breathless, wants to seize Lina to spank, ran away by her. “连你也……我可不打算原谅你！”我气急败坏,就想要逮住琳娅打屁股,被她跑掉了。 „Young, later you are a saintess clone, but must work and keep off for this saintess the spear/gun well.” A small spirit face spirited to appoint the tone to say. “小凡,以后你就是本圣女的分身了,可要好好替本圣女干活和挡枪。”小幽灵一脸神气的以任命口吻说道。 „, Had works newly? Originally I can also bring to keep off the spear/gun.” “哦哦,有新的工作了吗？原来我还可以拿来挡枪。” „Right, you looked that this saintess is powerful, noble beautiful, certainly will have to have despicable Assassin of envy to attempt to be disadvantageous to this saintess, at this time small every can apply, after all is this/Ben saintess looks like existence of saintess.” “没错,你看本圣女位高权重,高贵美丽,一定会有心生嫉妒的卑鄙刺客企图对本圣女不利,这种时候小凡就能派上用场了,毕竟是比本圣女更像圣女的存在。” „Originally also has such Assassin, I unexpectedly had not discovered before.” “原来还有这样的刺客,我以前竟然没发现。” „Uh-huh, discovers now is not late.” “嗯哼,现在发现也不迟。” „Very pitifully, Jie Jie Jie Jie, actually I am that Assassin, had ambushed for more than ten years in your side!” I bellow Demacia(charge), explodes to plunge the small spirit, planned first to teach this only to be supercilious the young saintess who to say again. “很可惜,桀桀桀桀,其实我就是那个刺客,已经在你身边埋伏了十多年了！”我大吼一声德玛西亚,爆起扑向小幽灵,打算先教训教训这只目中无人的小圣女再说。 „Rescues...... saves a life ahh!! The fools slightly must assassinate this saintess.” The small spirit runs away while shouting seldom, the performing skill is simply lifelike. “救……救命啊啊！！笨蛋小凡要行刺本圣女。”小幽灵一边逃窜一边煞有其事的呼喊,演技简直逼真。 „Ka ka ka ka ka, you cannot run away, cannot run away, on the Holy See mountain is my person, you had been surrounded.” “咔咔咔咔咔,你跑不掉的,跑不掉的,教廷山上都是我的人,你已经被包围了。” „Hey, show fox attack!” “嘿,骚狐狸攻击！” , The small spirit circles to suddenly is wanting to look at the small fox of good play behind, holds her tail to fling ruthlessly toward me, looked really loved dearly. 冷不防的,小幽灵绕到正欲看好戏的小狐狸身后,抓住她的尾巴狠狠朝我这边甩过来,看了真心疼。 „Your this luminophor!!” “你这发光体！！” The small fox sends out the indignant scream, was actually seized by me, presses after the bosom devastated one continues to chase down. 小狐狸发出气愤尖叫,却被我逮住,摁在怀里蹂躏了一番之后继续追杀。 This is a plot of careful design, but was a pity very much only the pit small fox, book they had to guard, in abundance out of the way, far away from this two danger character. 这是一场精心设计的阴谋,但很可惜只坑了小狐狸一个,本子娜她们有防备了,纷纷躲开,远离这两个危险人物。 Finally I and small spirit has to start out insincerely but end up seriously , to continue to pursue, pursues one to run, pursues pursues, runs runs, finally in front discovered that may pā...... not be right, may the pit fellow. 结果我和小幽灵只好假戏真做,继续追逐,一个追一个跑,追啊追,跑啊跑,终于又在前面发现一个可啪……不对,是可坑的家伙。 „Comes the person quickly, helping me block slightly every......?” Small spirit swoops, is wanting, no matter 3721 seize the front petite form, no matter who gets angry pit one, finally approaches actually discovered appearance that this person seems like the pit. “快来人,帮我挡住小凡……咦？”小幽灵一个飞扑,正欲不管三七二一逮住前面的娇小身影,不管是谁都怒坑一记,结果靠近的时候却发现这个人好像坑不起的样子。 secure who recently mysteriously appeared and disappeared, my is stupid the young Junior Sister who and moe. 是最近神出鬼没的贝安沙,我那又笨又萌的小师妹。 „senior brother, what you are playing to play, secure can play together?” Looks at our two curiously, under secure pure busy vision gaze, the bonus was I face thick-skinned also feels embarrassed. “师兄,你们在玩什么游戏,贝安沙可以一起玩吗？”好奇的看着我们两个,在贝安沙纯洁无暇的目光注视下,饶是我老脸皮厚也觉得不好意思了。 „cough cough, secure, we do not have to play, the fool saintess scolded me a moment ago, I must seize her to rub the face to spank.” “咳咳,贝安沙,我们没在玩,那笨蛋圣女刚才骂了我,我要逮住她揉脸打屁股。” „Bah, trivial stupid small every egg young, gave up any idea.” The small spirit makes faces to me. “呸,区区笨小凡蛋小凡,休想。”小幽灵冲我做了个鬼脸。 „You are waiting, my seizes you!” “你等着,我这就逮住你！” „Cannot catch, cannot catch.” “逮不着,逮不着。” Our two started to play hide-and-seek around secure. 我们两个开始绕着贝安沙玩起了捉迷藏。 „secure, helping me hold this fool spirit.” I remember the young Junior Sister suddenly am not stump, then opening the mouth makes her help, this thinks the young Junior Sister who has listened to my words very much complies immediately, who knows her to reveal the color of hesitation, then blocked unexpectedly me. “贝安沙,帮我抓住这笨蛋幽灵。”我忽然想起小师妹可不是树桩,便开口让她帮个忙,本以为一直很听我话的小师妹会立刻答应,谁知她露出迟疑之色,然后竟然把我拦下了。 „senior brother, bullies the person, is incorrect.” “师兄,欺负人,是不对的。” I was shocked, this is my shy, young Junior Sister who ignores all bystanders? 我震惊了,这还是我那个怕生的,漠视一切外人的小师妹吗？ On the other hand, I remember that secure indeed is displays to the small spirit unusual interest. 话说回来,我记得贝安沙的确是表现出过对小幽灵非同一般的兴趣。 Similarly by small spirit that secure action has a scare, on the contrary like vigilant kitten, to because a moment ago the chase created a disturbance neglected for a while secure to produce vigilantly, instead hid from me behind, with as if can send out „chirp ~~ ~~ ~” so the vision of sound is fixing the eyes on secure, as if wants the opposite party once the slightest sign of trouble appears, she hides in amulet immediately. 同样被贝安沙的举动吓了一跳的小幽灵,反倒是像警觉的小猫一样,对刚才因为追逐打闹而一时忽略了的贝安沙产生警惕,反而躲到了我身后,用仿佛能发出“叽~~~~~”这般声音的目光紧盯着贝安沙,似乎只要对方一有个风吹草动,她就会立刻躲到项链里去。 secure regarding the small spirit and atmosphere, I can only describe with the subtlety how many have not met obviously, even the words had not said that does feel among their two...... probably very interesting appearance? 对于小幽灵和贝安沙之间的气氛,我只能用微妙来形容,明明是没见过几次面,甚至连话都没说上一句,却偏偏觉得她们两个之间……好像很有趣的样子？ „Small spirit, you should still remember that my young Junior Sister secure, secure, this is Ellis, the humble abode in my side fool spirit.” There are several points to be eager to try, I give this two people to make the introduction again mutually. “小幽灵,你应该还记得吧,我的小师妹贝安沙,贝安沙,这是爱丽丝,蜗居在我身边的一只笨蛋幽灵。”带着几分跃跃欲试,我再次给这两个人互相做介绍。 Result small spirit easy detection to my intention, bit one on my shoulder ruthlessly, in I eat sorely in the cry changed to the white light to hide in amulet. 结果小幽灵轻而易举的察觉到我的意图,狠狠在我肩膀上咬了一口,在我吃疼的嗷叫声中化作白光躲回了项链里。 secure vision, looks to amulet. 贝安沙的目光,愣愣的看向项链。 „Is interested in the small spirit very much?” Endured on the shoulder Amplify Damage also to want fearful biting to hurt, I looked curiously to secure, except for her who outside me no one was close, unexpected and did the small spirit become Ji You? If can that really be good, to be honest the eccentric personality of secure and small spirit is the matter that I have a headache about very much. “对小幽灵很感兴趣吗？”忍着肩膀上比施了伤害加深还要可怕的咬疼,我好奇的看向贝安沙,除了我以外谁都不接近的她,会出乎意料的和小幽灵成为好姬友吗？如果能那真是太好了,说实话贝安沙和小幽灵的孤僻性格都是我很头疼的事情。 secure first shakes the head, then turns into gently a point. 贝安沙先是摇了摇头,然后又变成轻轻一点。 „Always thought that...... has the secure familiar flavor.” “总觉得……有种贝安沙熟悉的味道。” Familiar flavor? On small spirit? Besides taking spirit body actually also strangely has the body fragrant flavor, the diamond powder flavor that perhaps and dog nose can smell, I to do not know on the small spirit also to have other what flavors, will make secure feel familiar. 熟悉的味道？小幽灵身上？除了作为幽灵体却还诡异的带着体香的味道,以及或许狗鼻子才能闻到的钻石粉末味道,我到是不知道小幽灵身上还有什么其他的味道,会让贝安沙觉得熟悉。 „On Senior Brother, has.” “师兄身上,也有。” „I?” I referred to myself , indicating to shock to secure god transition. “我？”我指了指自己,对贝安沙的神转折表示大跌眼镜。 „Un, after shapeshift .” secure makes an effort to nod, supplements one, making me find the clue indistinctly. “嗯,变身以后。”贝安沙用力点点头,补充一句,让我隐约找到了线索。 After shapeshift ? My COSPLAY bear shapeshift secure has experienced, she speaks this saying to the present, should refer to is not the COSPLAY bear, that was Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, Saint moon/month virtue Wolf and were the small spirit similar familiar flavor...... the holy strength? 变身以后？我的COSPLAY熊变身贝安沙已经见识过,她到现在才说这话,应该指的不是COSPLAY熊吧,那就是圣月贤狼了,圣月贤狼和小幽灵同样的熟悉味道……难道是圣洁之力吗？ „, That crowd of Angel, are growing pair of a fellow who talks excessively the wing, there is a secure familiar flavor?” Asking that I confirmed. “那么,那群天使,长着一双白乎乎翅膀的家伙,也有贝安沙熟悉的味道吗？”我确认的问道。 „No.” secure affirmative shaking the head. “没有。”贝安沙肯定的摇了摇头。 „......” Clue interrupt. “……”线索中断。 Ok, secure originally mystical, counted on that unearths her secret through this thing, obviously was I was too naive, said again, secure has concealed to me, definitely had her reason, I should not beating around the bush inquired, only if some day she is willing to tell me. 算了,贝安沙本来就神神秘秘,指望通过这点东西挖掘出她的秘密,显然是我太天真了,再说了,贝安沙对我有所隐瞒,肯定有她的理由,我不该拐弯抹角的去打听,除非有一天她愿意告诉我。 „Recently the Holy See mountain was in progress the action that attacks the Hell mountain, do not run all over the place to everyone puts to trouble.” After wants to be clear, my heart loosen, starts the daily Senior Brother younger sister to be affectionate, touches secure head, pinches secure face, feel good as always. “最近教廷山在进行着攻打地狱山的行动,可别乱跑给大家添麻烦哦。”想清楚后,我心头一松,开始日常的师兄妹亲昵,摸摸贝安沙的头,又捏捏贝安沙的脸,手感一如既往的好。 secure as also wants the strong strength compared with me, and no one could control except for me, was more impossible to allow her to participate during the plan. 贝安沙作为比我还要强大的战力,并且除了我谁也控制不了,更加不可能让她参与到计划之中。 The young Junior Sister like, rubbed in the past like only the lazy cat, gently nod. 小师妹如同往常般,像只慵懒的猫一样蹭过来,轻轻点头。 „secure, listens to fellow apprentice's words.” “贝安沙,听师兄的话。” „Really clever, is really clever.” “真乖,真乖。” „senior brother and secure play together.” “师兄和贝安沙一起玩吧。” „Naturally without issue, well what plays?” “当然没问题,但是玩什么好呢？” „Picks the mushroom together!” secure wants not to blurt out immediately, it seems like she is prepared early. “一起去摘蘑菇！”贝安沙想也没想就立刻脱口而出,看来她是早有准备。 „Picks the mushroom...... in the Hell world to have the mushroom?” “摘蘑菇……地狱世界里有蘑菇吗？” „Has, where secure knows.” “有,贝安沙知道在哪里。” Does the departure Holy See mountain that „......” the young Junior Sister mysteriously appeared and disappeared recently, for seek for the mushroom? Was she bothered the picking mushroom little girl who takes possession? Which to did not forget to look for the mushroom. “……”难道说最近小师妹神出鬼没的离开教廷山,就是为了去寻找蘑菇？她是被蘑菇附身的采蘑菇小女孩吗？到了哪都不忘去找蘑菇。 However, now attacks to seize the plan of Hell mountain to be underway, as a card in a hand, I cannot run all over the place, only to is nothing relates limited to the words of Hell mountain. 不过,现在攻夺地狱山的计划正在进行中,身为底牌,我可不能乱跑,只限于地狱山的话到是没什么关系。 „In the Hell mountain also has?” “地狱山里也有？” „Un...... the Hell mountain are quite few, the taste is not that good.” “嗯……地狱山比较少,口味也不是那么好。” „......” Can I complain? Even the mushroom taste of which region has understood was clear, secure is the specialized mushroom expert? Is mushroom food god who even Uncle Mario also feels ashamed of one's inferiority? “……”我能吐槽吗？连哪片区域的蘑菇口味都已经了解的一清二楚了,贝安沙是专业的蘑菇达人吗？是连马里奥大叔也自愧不如的蘑菇食神？ „For these days I really could not get out of the way, can only in the Hell mountain range activity.” “这几天我实在走不开,只能在地狱山范围活动。” „Un, good, on the Hell mountain.” secure thinks, picks the mushroom compared with a person, picks with the Senior Brother is more interesting, therefore complied encouragingly. “嗯,那好,就地狱山吧。”贝安沙想了想,比起一个人摘蘑菇,还是和师兄一起摘更有趣,于是勉为其难的答应了。 „Walks .” “走,出发。” „! Picks the mushroom! Picks the mushroom with the Senior Brother!” “哦！摘蘑菇！和师兄一起摘蘑菇！” Greets with Lina, under gazing after that she does not know whether to laugh or cry, we pair of intimate Senior Brother younger sister launched in the Hell mountain of Hell world the travel of young boy little girl picks the mushroom, can look to eat to secure, can go on patrol on the way, why not? I do not keep Holy See mountain and other to be beautiful and ni pā knight they come back, ironclad will also encounter more violent complaining, this should be strategic seeks asylum. 跟琳娅打了招呼,在她哭笑不得的目送下,我们一对儿亲亲热热的师兄妹就在地狱世界的地狱山里展开了采蘑菇的小男孩小女孩之旅,又可以给贝安沙找吃的,又可以顺路巡逻,何乐而不为呢？我才不要留在教廷山等萨绮丽和咪啪骑士她们回来,铁定还会遭到更加猛烈的吐槽,这应该算是战略性避难。 At the suggestion of my, secure led me to arrive at the third region, the topography most important place, various types of canyon limestone caves hid in the hills, that jet black opens the mouth, just like the trap under Demon arrange/cloth, selected the person to bite. 在我的提议下,贝安沙带我来到了第三区域,地势最险要之地,各种峡谷溶洞隐藏在群山之中,那一张张漆黑开口,就犹如恶魔布下的陷阱,择人而噬。 In this place, secure actually goes easily and freely, my meaning is she, not only stops is powerful, can disregard the important place, what is more important, her very familiar here, she has even printed the feeling in mind the terrain completely, various strange detouring, various common shortcuts, she as if closes one's eyes to touch, various gods will fend the god to run a god to explore the way, follow close on do not pay attention to lose her form after my one slightly, this not powerful on the matter that can achieve. 在这种地方,贝安沙却是如履平地,我的意思是她并不单止实力强大,可以无视险要的地方,更重要的是,她很熟悉这里,甚至乎给人一种她已经将地形完全印在脑海中的感觉,各种诡异的绕道,各种不起眼的捷径,她仿佛闭着眼睛都能摸到,各种神闪避神跑位神探路,紧跟在后的我稍微一个不留神就会失去她的身影,这并不是实力强大就能做到的事情。 If makes these Lesser Evil army see this, shamefacedly, they will definitely brag that had tried to find out several months, is familiar with the Hell mountain, everyone every detailed map, is the best evidence that they pass through to overstep, but actually missed compared with secure, this distance like lived here for several months, has traced the person of ripe path thoroughly, with managed a household the disparity of same person here. 如果让那些魔王军看到这一幕,肯定会羞愧不已,他们自诩已经摸索了好几个月,对地狱山熟悉无比,大家人手一份的详细地图,就是他们走过踏过的最好证据,但是比起贝安沙却差了远,这种距离就如同在这里生活了好几个月,已经彻底摸熟道路的人,和把这里当家一样的人的差距。 Does my this moe moe's fool young Junior Sister, really have way skill of no small matter? This is not strange, after all is the master gate bloodline that is all connected, her Senior Brother I have the name of labyrinth killer, as Junior Sister, how can also be glad to the backwardness in this aspect? 难道说我这萌萌的笨蛋小师妹,竟然有非同小可的寻路技能？这并不奇怪,毕竟是一脉相承下来的师门血统,她的师兄我可是有着迷宫杀手之称,作为师妹,又怎么能在这方面甘于落后？ secure has not noticed lagging behind Senior Brother that 【After Yangtze River , before wave pushes, wave】 The gratified gaze, she is walking with single-hearted devotion, before long really picked few mushrooms. 贝安沙并没有注意到落在后面的师兄那【长江后浪推前浪】的欣慰注视,她专心走着路,不一会儿真的摘到了少量蘑菇。 I: „......” 我:“……” This damned place also really has the mushroom, secure hasn't really deceived me?! 这鬼地方还真有蘑菇啊,贝安沙真的没骗我啊？！ However...... 不过…… Is looking in the hand the pitch black mushroom, as if underwent the evil strange aura of Hell world year after year to smoke the bubble, the entire mushroom became has also dyed like the ink, although the sports teacher taught to be good-looking the mushroom to be mostly virulent, uglier instead more can eat, but I dare and remain not many moral integrity to guarantee with the personality, in the hand this black Qiqi the black mushroom of thumb size, absolutely was in the excrement the poisonous rank. 看着手中黑漆漆的蘑菇,仿佛经受了常年累月的地狱世界的邪恶诡异气息熏泡,整个蘑菇也变得如同墨汁染过,虽然体育老师教过长得漂亮的蘑菇大多有毒,越丑的反而越能吃,但是我敢以人格和所剩不多的节操保证,手中这乌漆漆的拇指大小的黑蘑菇,绝对是屎里有毒的级别。 I not silly asked that secure this mushroom really can eat? She and her seemingly likes eating the mushroom very much younger sister's sense of taste system, is completely different from the normal person, the psilocybin mushroom of Kula Stee forest, the storm mushroom of western kingdom desert deep place, these has the mushroom of fatal danger to the normal person, is their most loves. 我不会傻的去问贝安沙这蘑菇真能吃吗？她和她那个貌似很喜欢吃蘑菇的妹妹的味觉系统,和正常人完全不一样,库拉斯特森林的迷幻蘑菇,西部王国沙漠深处的风暴蘑菇,这些对正常人而言有着致命危险的蘑菇,都是她们的最爱。 A word it, the two sisters are the overweight taste, the average person are too difficult to learn generally. 一言概之,姐妹俩都是超重口味,一般人学不来。 ... 。。。