*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The material of forest grand feast solved......, the forest grand feast , was the strong fruit flavor is sweet, greasy, was not the words that every day ate to can also bear, I was young salt taste Hell of fox to suffer, the trivial forest grand feast was a cinch. 森林盛宴的材料解决了……呃,森林盛宴,也罢,就是浓重的水果味道甜了点,腻了点,不是每天吃的话到还受得了,我连小狐狸的咸味地狱都挨过来了,区区森林盛宴不在话下。 The words saying that a moment ago where the topic asked is coming, Julie that unrestrained ponder line cajoled into me is a little dizzy. 话说刚才话题问到哪来着,尤丽叶那无拘无束的思考线都把我绕得有点晕了。 „What usually you and honey are all right does are making?” I thought finally, since has asked twice, that broke the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom simply, no, was wait/etc, Julie deliberately avoids the topic? She and ni pā knight usually when is all right together does, is doing shames the bashful matter? “平时你和蜜拉没事做的时候都在做些什么？”我终于想起来了,既然已经问过两次,那干脆就打破砂锅问到底吧,不,等等,难道说是尤丽叶故意回避话题？她和咪啪骑士平时在一起没事做的时候,都在做一些羞羞的事情？ Imagines that picture, my tip of the nose itches immediately, as if had anything to flow, the lily was infinite. 想象一下那副画面,我鼻头顿时发痒,仿佛有什么要流出来了,百合无限好啊。 „I and honey, were all right to be......” this Julie to build time finally to the line, slightly made the ponder shape, the single nucleus single thread revolved high-speed such a small meeting, found the answer. “我和蜜拉,没事做……”这一次尤丽叶总算是搭对线了,略作思考状,单核单线程高速运转了那么一小会,找到答案。 „Like this, hand in hand, walks everywhere.” Then, this soft younger sister singing girl hey, lovable shakes the hand, pulls with me again in the same place, smiled such as the flower is brilliant, even the gloomy aura of Hell world seemed to be scattered by her. “就像这样,手牵着手,四处走。”说完,这软妹子歌姬嘿一声,可爱的把手握上来,重新和我牵在一起,笑的如花绚烂,连地狱世界的阴沉气息似乎都被她驱散了。 „Does this take a stroll everywhere?” “就这样四处溜达？” „Un, sometimes, honey will tell the story to me, sometimes, we will be in a daze together.” “嗯,有时候,蜜拉会给我讲故事,有时候,我们会一起发呆。” „......” Probably misunderstood them, but won't this be boring? Especially is in a daze together, I cannot imagine two peerless beautiful woman singing girls completely hand in hand idle to situation that the lunar month bright forest lake flowers are in a daze. “……”好像误会她们俩了,不过这样不会无聊吗？尤其是一起发呆,我完全想象不出来两位绝世美人歌姬手牵着手无所事事的对着太阳月亮森林湖泊花朵发呆的情形。 „With is like your highness.” Julie said with a smile suddenly. “和跟殿下一样呢。”尤丽叶忽然笑道。 „What is like me?” “什么和我一样？” „Draws with the honey in the same place, what regardless of will make is not bored, now, with some of your highness also such feelings, from starts?” “和蜜拉在一起的时候,无论做什么都不会无聊,现在,和殿下也有这样的感觉,到底是从什么时候开始的呢？” „Is walking being in a daze, won't be bored?” “就这么走着走着发呆,也不会无聊？” „Un.” Julie layer on layer/heavily a first point. “嗯。”尤丽叶重重把头一点。 That sentiment is good, is not I boasts, the matter that oneself Druid Wu Fan, the class Lesser Evil Savior, the age 39, most excels is in a daze. 那感情好,不是我吹牛,本人德鲁伊吴凡,职业魔王救世主,芳龄三九,最擅长的事情就是发呆。 Therefore I raised an inborn Acer note to live this solitary one, if were trades to be the original world and girlfriend in said to her together like this, after ironclad will be beaten savagely one suddenly, turned over to the suggestion of group. 于是我提了一个天生宏碁注孤生,如果是换做原来世界和女朋友在一起对她这样说,铁定会被暴打一顿然后重新归团的建议。 „We are in a daze together.” “那我们一起来发呆吧。” „Un, Julie, will try hard!” The powerful small fist grasps, Julie UP!! “嗯,尤丽叶,会努力的！”气势十足的小拳头一握,尤丽叶UP！！ ...... It is not in a daze this matter, are not related diligently, rather tried hard is not is in a daze. 不……发呆这种事,不努力也没关系,倒不如说努力了就算不上是在发呆了。 After Julie comes back, idle long-drawn-out the day went no longer , the ni pā knight also was really, I just played a small joke initially, one side she really threw Julie to me unexpectedly completely looks, runs went, does not think, the men and women did give and receive eventually do not kiss to not? Julie will also violate the blurry person in taking a bath, sometimes washed is washing was falling asleep, luckily Lina, otherwise can I only shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf go to help her put on clothes/armor to hug? 尤丽叶回来后,清闲悠哉的日子就一去不复还了,咪啪骑士也真是的,我当初只不过是开个小玩笑,她竟然真把尤丽叶完全扔给我照顾,跑一边去了,也不想想,男女终究是授受不亲对不？尤丽叶可是会在洗澡的时候也犯迷糊的人,有时候洗着洗着就睡着了,幸好还有琳娅在,否则我只能变身圣月贤狼进去帮她穿好衣服抱出来？ , This matter even shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf is not undoable. 不不不,这种事就算变身圣月贤狼也不能做。 cough cough, has in brief is not convenient, many awkward places, although I to do not dislike troublesome instead have the sense of achievement , because flood surplus milk father aura vented recently nowhere, therefore can only use to Julie? Doesn't that have a crystal? 咳咳,总之有很多不方便,很多尴尬的地方,虽然我到是一点都不嫌麻烦反而有种成就感,是因为满溢过剩的奶爸光环最近无处发泄,所以只能对尤丽叶使用么？那不还是有一个水晶吗？ After several days, the Lesser Evil army came back gradually, Holy See mountain start restored the past liveliness. 数日过后,魔王军渐渐都回来了,教廷山开始恢复了往日的热闹。 However at this time, I welcomed two unexpected visiting guests. 然而此时,我迎来了两位意想不到的远道而来客人。 „Senior Brother Carlos, Senior Brother Thea Tuker? How your two came, is Sir Rafel willing to put you to come?” Regarding suddenly the master brothers and two fellow apprentices of arrival, I am overjoyed, dash to move forward to meet somebody, with a smile really a hammer on their shoulders. “卡洛斯师兄,西雅图克师兄？你们两个怎么来了,拉斐尔大人舍得放你们来吗？”对于忽然到来的大师兄和二师兄,我大喜过望,飞奔迎上去,笑着在他们肩膀上着实一锤。 „What's wrong, doesn't welcome?” Carlos asked with a smile, Thea Tuker arrived at the eye does not seem insufficient, looked around everywhere, could not attend to talking. “怎么,不欢迎？”卡洛斯笑着反问道,西雅图克一来到眼睛似乎就不够用,四处东张西望,根本顾不得搭话。 „How can, be only curious, Sir Rafel one has not remained you who cries two three to hang oneself noisily, Harrogath did quest complete?” “怎么会呢,只是好奇罢了,拉斐尔大人没有一哭二闹三上吊的把你们留下来,哈洛加斯的任务完成了吗？” „Also no.” Speaking of quest, Carlos's look slightly was dignified several points. “还没有。”说到任务,卡洛斯的神色稍微凝重了几分。 „Asks for leave, coming the time that here joins in the fun to also to have.” “不过请个假,来这里凑凑热闹的时间到是还有。” „To collect Hell mountain attack to seize this liveliness?” “想凑地狱山攻夺战这个热闹？” „Very much so.” “正是如此。” „Hasn't Sir Rafel come with you?” I stand on tiptoes the tip of the toe to look around everywhere, that Sir demoness, will perhaps hide in a big way to frighten me one to jump, do not suspect, person who she will make this matter. “拉斐尔大人没有和你们一起来吗？”我踮起脚尖四处张望,那个魔女大人,说不定会躲起来吓我一大跳,别怀疑,她就是会做出这种事的人。 „No, Sir Rafel does not come.” “没有,拉斐尔大人不来了。” „Oh, I was also counting on makes her direct.” “唉,我还指望着让她来指挥呢。” „Your present responsibility is important, cannot everything like before rely on others, should learn the independence facing the issue.” Listened to my such saying, the guidance that the master brother talks incessantly immediately. “你现在责任重大,可不能像以前那样事事都依赖别人,应该学会自己独立面对问题。”听我这样一说,大师兄立刻唠唠叨叨的教导起来。 „, My this did not have self-knowledge, the matter that the matter that can shoulder my exhausted others, will not however be able to achieve could not achieve, this was not one can be solved diligently.” Deeply has me of understanding of own mortal level intelligence quotient, shakes the head to give up. “不不不,我这是有自知之明,能扛下来的事情我不会劳烦别人,但是做不到的事情就是做不到,这可不是努力一下就能解决的。”对自己的凡人级智商深有了解的我,摇头罢手。 „Knows that you will say, doesn't have Lina? Even if not believe itself, will still believe her.” “就知道你会这么说,不是还有琳娅吗？就算不相信自己,也该相信她吧。” „This...... said is also.” I nod, to is not I do not believe Lina, in a war that past General Skeleton raided, was by her command and adjustment, the Lina first fight director obtained everyone's unanimous good marks, explained that she had the talent in this aspect. “这……说的也是。”我点了点头,到不是我不相信琳娅,在当年骷髅将军袭来的一战中,就是由她指挥调度,琳娅的初战指挥获得了大家的一致好评,说明她有这方面的天赋。 In fight has sheltered under wing the girls, for a short time does not have the means to imagine in then this important fight, must undertake that heavy responsibility direction overall situation by Lina that delicate shoulder unexpectedly. 只是,在战斗方面一直把女孩们庇护在翅膀之下的自己,一时半会没办法去想象在接下来这场至关重要的战斗中,竟然要由琳娅那柔弱的肩膀去承担起那么重的责任指挥全局。 Saw my hen protects the chicken mentality, Carlos has not spoken, but made an effort to pat my shoulder. 看出了我的母鸡护小鸡心态,卡洛斯没说话,只是用力拍了拍我的肩膀。 At this time, Thea Tuker this two goods fellow apprentices seemed to be awakening from a dream: ” Well, Junior Brother Wu, when did you come? ” 这时候,西雅图克这个二货师兄才如梦初醒:”咦,吴师弟,你什么时候来了？” I flip the supercilious look, came early. 我翻了翻白眼,早来了。 „Did not say this, leads us to stroll a bit faster, I was early impatient.” “不说这个,快点带我们去逛一逛,我老早就迫不及待了。” „This fellow, three days ago started to jump to stumble to keep, shouts must kill the four directions in the Hell world greatly, I am expelling, outside he had run out a moment ago.” “这家伙,三天前就开始蹦跶个不停了,嚷嚷着要在地狱世界大杀四方,要不是我撵着,他刚才已经冲出外头。” „Good all various professions, our, other light said Thea Tuker, Carlos you were the heart are also hard to take itchy.” “行行行,我们这就出发,别光说西雅图克,卡洛斯你也是心痒难耐了吧。” hears word, Carlos's warm smiling, without reply, battle intent that but in the eye burns is actually the best answer. 闻言,卡洛斯温煦的笑了笑,没有回答,但是眼睛里燃烧的战意却是最好的答案。 „You wait/etc, I take individual.” “你们等等,我多带上个人。” Shortly, I also drew Julie, has stayed in Third World together, the master brothers and two fellow apprentices were also familiar with her, know that Julie was quite blurry, usually needed the person to look, therefore has not felt about my action extremely accidentally/surprisingly. 没多久,我把尤丽叶也拉过来了,一起在第三世界呆过,大师兄和二师兄对她也算熟悉,知道尤丽叶比较迷糊,平时需要人照顾,因此对我的举动并没有觉得太过意外。 Finally on the halfway ran into crystal glutton to come to eat, I gave to carry conveniently her, threw in a whole face uncomfortable Evil Dragon young girl, unexpectedly also with, this all of a sudden team became huge. 结果半路上又遇到了水晶这吃货来要吃的,我顺手就将她给拎上,附赠一个满脸不爽的恶龙少女,竟然也跟了上来,这一下子队伍就变得庞大起来了。 „Is this legendary big dragon clan supports?” The split vision took a look at several, Thea Tuker lowers the sound to ask on the quiet, disappointment that the tone cannot hide. “这就是传说中的巨龙一族支援？”余光瞅了好几眼,西雅图克压低声音悄悄问道,语气隐藏不住的失望。 He is the fight madman, on first hearing to having big dragon time, immediately the hot blooded ebullition, wants to dispute, but arrived here one to look, the so-called big dragon unexpectedly is a petite young girl, making Thea Tuker be similar to under a basin cold water pouring immediately, battle intent ran not to have, such a young girl, even if clear(ly) knows that her strength was very strong, Thea Tuker could not have a long face issues the challenge on own initiative. 他是战斗狂人,乍一听到有巨龙的时候,顿时热血沸腾,想要较量一番,可是来到这里一看,所谓的巨龙竟然是一名娇小少女,让西雅图克顿时如同一盆冷水浇下,战意跑没了,这样一名少女,就算明知道她的实力很强,西雅图克也拉不下脸主动发出挑战。 „Right, do not despise her, a tail can sweep you to Hell world another head.” Sees two fellow apprentices' mood to change, I repress laughter properly a face should say. “没错,别小看她,一尾巴能把你扫到地狱世界另外一头。”瞅见二师兄的情绪变化,我忍笑一脸正经的应道。 Your two best hit, who wins who loses indifferently, although does not prefer, I favor a Evil Dragon young girl point, after all other superior non- races of big dragon can compare, under the same boundary is almost invincible, moreover is the steamroll -type invincibility. 你们两个最好打起来,谁赢谁输无所谓,不过虽然不情愿,我还是更看好恶龙少女一点,毕竟巨龙的优势非其他种族能比,同等境界下几乎无敌,而且是碾压式的无敌。 I suggested that Thea Tuker challenges the crystal, a axe advantage, case-hardened, just can hit bang pā makes noise, the momentum will not be at least small, but two fellow apprentices cannot have a long face to send out the challenge Evil Dragon, let alone a face sprouted the weak crystal stupid. 我更建议西雅图克挑战水晶,一个斧头利,一个皮硬,刚好能打的砰啪作响,至少声势不会小,不过二师兄连恶龙蕾娜都拉不下脸发出挑战,就更别说一脸蠢萌幼稚的水晶了。 „?” Another side master brother, takes a look at one eyes once for a while, as if is puzzled anything's appearance. “蕾娜？”另外一边的大师兄,时不时瞅蕾娜一眼,似乎在困惑着什么的样子。 Generally speaking, and only miss a character, should be able to associate to easily is right, gives such name also to calculate that to oneself was exceptionally straightforward, but also has compared with she more straightforward person. 一般来说,蕾奥娜和蕾娜只差一个字,应该很容易能联想到才对,蕾奥娜给自己取这样的名字也算异常耿直了,但无奈还有比她更耿直的人。 The people in the Hell mountain palanquin, Thea Tuker are not willing to return to the Holy See mountain, the master brother is very helpless, has 【Pushes someone take on a difficult job】 Accompanies two fellow apprentices to remain to fight together, facilitates takes care of mutually, without the means that I can only urge them not to play too for a long time, comes back as soon as possible, do not seize Hell mountain attack missing. 众人在地狱山兜了一圈,西雅图克就不愿意回教廷山了,大师兄很无奈,只好【勉为其难】的陪二师兄留下来一起战斗,方便互相照应,没办法,我只能叮嘱他们别玩太久,尽快回来,别把地狱山攻夺战给错过了。 „What significance this comes out to have?” The master brother two fellow apprentices walk, this Evil Dragon young girl started to assume an awe-inspiring pose. “这趟出来到底有什么意义？”大师兄二师兄一走,这恶龙少女就开始发威了。 „Therefore is yourself with right?” “所以说是你自己跟过来的对吧？” „I...... I to protect Julie, who knows that your pornographic Druid brings to her to make anything to the open country her.” Expression, found an excuse to oneself, duplicate/restores is also righteous. “我……我只是为了保护尤丽叶,谁知道你这色情德鲁伊把她带到野外想对她做些什么。”蕾奥娜语气一顿,给自己找了个理由,复又理直气壮。 By I have been pulling Julie, does not know where came the interest, without I replied that first gave to vie to answer first. 被我一直牵着的尤丽叶,不知道哪里来了兴致,没等我回答就先给抢答了。 „Matter that couple can handle normally.” “夫妻正常会做的事情。” Matter that „husband...... the couple normal meeting...... can handle? Fruit...... really your fellow...... your incurable erotomania! Abnormal! Brute! Lower reaches! Does not know the sense of honor!” “夫……夫妻正常会……会做的事情？果……果然你这家伙……你这无可救药的色情狂！变态！禽兽！下流！不知廉耻！” „Wait, this is the misunderstanding.” “等等,这是误会。” „You were said that Julie will tell the lie?” “你是说尤丽叶会说假话？” „Therefore said......” “所以都说了……” Finally this, I take the completely innumerable talking, cannot suspend the decolorization Wolf reputation eventually, Julie kisses/intimate, you worthily are pit my member at crucial moments. 结果这一路,我费尽无数口舌,终究还是没能摆脱色狼名声,尤丽叶亲,你不愧是在关键时刻坑我的一把手啊。 Waits to return to the Holy See mountain time, discovered that above noise especially, probably the fox person clan reinforcements and Werebear Clan reinforcements are gathering together, regarding anyone. 等回到教廷山的时候,发现上面格外的喧闹,好像狐人族援军和熊人族援军正聚集到一起,围绕着谁。 Is this situation......? 这种情况……难道说是？ Without and other in brain emits the right key, in the crowd, three people walked to here. 没等我脑子里冒出正确答案,人群之中,三人就向这边走了过来。 The small fox and this combines to the beast mother, in addition spirit saintess, my family the venomous tongue small spirit came back lovably. 正是小狐狸和塔莫娅这对兽娘组合,外加一个幽灵圣女,我家可爱又毒舌的小幽灵回来了。 „Small every ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~” “小凡~~~~~~~~~~” Is seeing me, the small spirit starts to accelerate to clash. 一见着我,小幽灵就开始加速冲上来。 „Yo, did you just come back?” I beckon, loosen Julie to move forward to meet somebody, wanting the small spirit that will flush to hug in the bosom, supplements the saintess energy well, has little left my side small spirit, in may me want to go bad in a month that this leaves, was worried badly. “哟,你们刚回来？”我招了招手,松开尤丽叶迎了上去,想要将冲上来的小幽灵搂在怀里,好好补充一下圣女能量,甚少离开过我身边的小幽灵,在这离开的一个月时间里可把我想坏了,担心坏了。 Well, the speed was getting more and more fast, was quicker, but also is speeding up, unceasing acceleration. 咦,速度越来越快了,更快了,还在加快,不断的加速。 Unbelievable, my wife and children spirit has grown this degree, can in only more than 100 meters from the might of Riga arriving at once spirit body shell, I very gratified. 难以置信,我家小幽灵已经成长到了这种程度,能在区区一百多米的距离里加速到幽灵体炮弹的威力,我十分的欣慰。 It is not right, now is not the gratified time! 不对,现在不是欣慰的时候吧！ Looks howls to small spirit, my tiger with tears, in hiding with does not hide this two choices, naturally chose the latter. 看着呼啸冲过来的小幽灵,我虎目含泪,在躲与不躲这两个选择之间,理所当然的选了后者。 This 【Heavy】 Missing and reunion, are undertaken by my belly. 这份【沉重】的思念和重逢,由我的肚子来承担。 „Pū oh —— —— —— ——!!!” “噗喔————————！！！” Solemn and stirring emitting, the time as if slowed down, the picture seemed framed, accuracy unmistakable collision in some Druid abdomens, that pair of slender white delicate arms tiger pliers hugs, as if passed through the movement of being repeatedly tempered, lets two people body perfect companies as one, withstood this momentum together, has drawn back, draws back draws back. 一声悲壮的喷吐,时间仿佛被放慢,画面仿佛被定格,准确无误的撞在某德鲁伊腹间,那双纤纤玉臂一个虎式钳抱,似乎经过了千锤百炼的动作,让两人的身体完美的连为一体,共同承受了这股冲力,一直退,退啊退。 That flash, in my eye flashes through the innumerable galloping-horse lanterns, since childhood, the memory that these have blurred becomes clear incomparable, nasal cavity vague flutters Hwajonri to transmit the flower fragrance that in the ear as if the auditory hallucination same lullaby is familiar to fondly remember, resembles in the attraction summons me to pass. 那一瞬间,我的眼中闪过无数的走马灯,从童年至今,那些早已模糊的记忆又变得清晰无比,鼻腔若有若无的飘荡着花田里传来的花香,耳中仿佛幻听一样的摇篮曲熟悉而让人怀念,似在吸引呼唤着我过去。 „Fool.” Draws one single-handedly, arrives at one side the crystal and Julie, when the spirit body shell brings somebody's body howls from side, the mouth gently whispered. “笨蛋。”蕾奥娜一手拉一个,将水晶和尤丽叶拉到一边,在幽灵体炮弹带着某人的身体从旁呼啸而过的时候,嘴巴轻轻嘀咕了一句。 Brings the organing, two combining bodies drew a straight line in the Holy See mountain, the accuracy unmistakable crashing in goal, was not right, perhaps said that was the Lesser Evil palace is quite appropriate, then inside in pā. 带着啸音,两道合二为一的身体在教廷山划出了一条直线,准确无误的冲进球门,哦不对,或许说是魔王殿比较合适,然后里面一阵噼里啪啦。 When everyone rushes, goes in looked, could not bear smile. 等大家赶到,进去一看,都忍不住笑了。 The position that two people stay finally, peaceful death undying, on the Lesser Evil palace center deepest that jet black throne, under the momentum of abdomen, some Druid straight sitting on the throne, both hands Chuigong put exactly, the bow heavy is lowering again, my deep sleep 10,000 years, actually soon must now by the appearance that you awakened by noise, if stepping into the people in Lesser Evil palace regarded are formidable party, that those images and scenes somewhat soon will also really face finally the deep feeling of Super Unique Lesser Evil. 两人最后停留下来的位置,好死不死,恰好在魔王殿中央最深沉的那张漆黑王座上面,在腹部的冲力下,某德鲁伊端正的坐在王座上,双手垂拱而放,头重重低着,一副我沉睡了一万年,如今却即将要被你们吵醒的模样,如果把踏入魔王殿的众人当成是勇者小队的话,那此情此景还真有几分即将面对最后BOSS大魔王的深沉感觉。 The small spirit because of the body posture relations of spirit body shell, lies on the thigh of some every Lesser Evil directly, seems like by the miserable princess who Lesser Evil imprisons suffers cruelly, but the day sees pitifully, she now in wū wū grabs the arm of some Druid, bites, is planting full tooth seal above. 小幽灵因为幽灵体炮弹的体位关系,正面趴在某凡大魔王的大腿上,看起来像是被魔王所囚禁并残忍折磨的楚楚可怜公主,但是天见可怜,她现在正在啊呜啊呜的抓着某德鲁伊的手臂,一口咬下,在上面种着满满的牙印。 The slight magic fluctuation caused everyone to pay attention, sees only the gentle princess to receive a memory crystal calmly, on that day she that must come from the opposite party hand. 轻微的魔法波动引起了大家注意,只见娜娜公主若无其事的收起了一枚记忆水晶,正是那天她从对方手中要来的那枚。 „Un, good of snapshot, is worth preserving.” “嗯,抓拍的不错,值得保存。” „Gives me while convenient one.” “顺便给我一份。” „, I also want......” “啊,我也要……” Therefore somebody's black history were also many...... 于是某人的黑历史又多了一个…… ... 。。。