*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Finally the matter of Lesser Evil palace lets it go, I will be kill will not sit in this above hold what Lesser Evil conference, Old Man Fara wicked interest no one can bear. 最后魔王殿的事不了了之,我是打死也不会坐在这上面开什么魔王会议,法拉老头的恶趣味没人能受得了。 Just like Lina said, now this thing opening, may attack to move bricks the labor enthusiasm, if they cooled warmly, working is not powerful, does not work powerful, the Holy See mountain transforms on the time delay, such a wants also indeed to be very serious. 但是正如琳娅所说,现在就把这玩意给拆了,可能会打击搬砖工们的热情,万一他们热情冷却了,干活也就不给力了,干活不给力,教廷山改造就得延时,这么一想还的确是挺严重的。 Always felt oneself seemed like perfunctory the stopper a child of expired toffee, was the misconception? 总感觉自己像是被敷衍塞了一颗过期奶糖的小孩,是错觉吗？ Snort, despising me is not good, the skill of this Druid shipbuilding does not have, the skill of ship salvage is actually first-class, wants not to have, making Old Man Fara wicked interest in the lane this Lesser Evil palace vanish forever, is a simple matter, for example told the crystal me many delicious conceals in the Lesser Evil palace, inlaid in the pillar and wall, it is estimated that in less than ten minutes, can see to cover entirely tooth seal the tattered Lesser Evil palace in on the verge of collapse. 哼,小看我可不行,本德鲁伊造船的本事没有,拆船的本事却是一流,想要把这座魔王殿给弄没,让法拉老头的恶趣味永远消失,是一件再简单不过的事情,比如说告诉水晶我把很多好吃的藏在魔王殿里,镶在了柱子和墙壁之中,估计用不了十分钟,就能看到布满了牙印的摇摇欲坠的破烂魔王殿。 First lets Old Man Fara happily a while. 也罢,就先让法拉老头得意一阵子。 After coming back, my little darling kept the Holy See mountain to accompany Lina, her girl each family was not far are innumerable arrives at Hell world damned place to help me manage the Holy See mountain, even the heart was big, extremely will still be ill facing the strange and bad environment, perhaps because of this, wants to invest into the work during as far as possible, forgot to place the loneliness and frightened of Hell. 回来之后,我乖乖的留在了教廷山陪琳娅,她一个女孩家家的不远无数里来到地狱世界这种鬼地方帮我管理教廷山,就算心脏再大,面对陌生和恶劣的环境也会极度不适吧,或许是因为这样,才想尽可能的投入到工作之中,忘掉身处地狱的寂寞和恐惧。 As the husband, after I she brings here, shortly after abandons her to run experience, should not, be accompanies her now well, making her be familiar with gradually, but the environmental factor is very throughout important, when I want to wait for the Holy See mountain to transform complete, simulates the environment style of similar camp, she should be able thoroughly to feel at ease. 身为丈夫,我将她带来到这里后,没多久就扔下她跑出去历练,已经不应该了,现在更是得好好陪她,让她渐渐习惯,不过环境因素始终很重要,我想等教廷山内部改造完成,模拟出类似营地的环境风格时,她应该能彻底安心下来吧。 In order to deal with the following Hell mountain captures, almost all Lesser Evil army turn out in full strength, in doing final sprint preparatory work, in the Holy See mountain seems somewhat lonely, Elder Sister Sharna, my king, small fox , even was these years has almost never left my side small spirit not, making me not be familiar with strangely, shook M Angel Princess Eva also to bring Angel party to go out, in the Holy See mountain, besides these workers, only has several Angel and patrol squad of sea that clan saw frequently. 为了应付接下来的地狱山攻略,几乎所有的魔王军都倾巢而出,在做最后的冲刺准备工作,教廷山里显得有些冷清,莎尔娜姐姐,吾王,小狐狸,塔莫娅,甚至是这些年几乎从未离开过我身边的小幽灵都不在了,让我怪不习惯的,就连抖M天使公主爱娃儿也带着一个天使小队外出,教廷山里,除了那些工人以外,经常见到的只有几个天使和海族的巡逻小分队。 Alley to is still, compared with going out experience, as if sleeps in this stage to Alley is more important, merpeople lifeform also is really mysterious. 哦,埃里雅到是还在,比起外出历练,对埃里雅而言在这个阶段似乎睡觉更重要,人鱼这种生物还真是神奇啊。 In addition, with the crystal and Evil Dragon young girl who I come back together, as well as her little friend, that White Dragon young girl named Eika Layh, another three big dragon young girls as if also went out restless, hoped not to cause trouble, they went out with crystal, I was know that the courting disaster ability of big dragon had much, small black coal, under the Tat beautiful guidance, in attentive cultivation diligently. 除此之外,就是跟我一起回来的水晶和恶龙少女蕾娜,以及她的小伙伴,那个叫艾卡莱伊的白龙少女,另外三名巨龙少女似乎也出去闹腾了,但愿别闯祸,跟水晶蕾娜她们出去走了一圈,我算是知道巨龙的惹祸本领有多强了,还有小黑炭,在萨绮丽的教导下,用心努力的修炼中。 These people, must search to console except for the small black coal and Alley every day, other not the lord who needs to pay attention to specially, therefore I and Lina very rare on the normal two people of sexes , this view had always felt that has a deficit very much she, is the conjugal relation actually rare two people lives alone obviously, thinks that my extremely evil harem male which day was burnt on cross, seems not that unexpected matter. 这几个人,除了小黑炭和埃里雅每天都要探慰,其余都是不需要特别去理会的主,所以我和琳娅十分难得的过上了正常的二人夫妻生活,呃,这种说法总感觉很亏欠她,明明是夫妻关系却难得二人独处,这么想想我这个万恶的后宫男哪天被烧死在十字架上,似乎也不是那么出乎预料的事情。 How long such day has not maintained, everyone came back one after another. 这样的日子并没有维持多久,大家就陆陆续续的回来了。 First is Eva Angel party, went out to transfer one to come back, as if is also doing the nosing work besides experience, this shook M Princess Angel to go out, some as if type is unable to use up with the energy that the language described, once for a while cast aside my one eyes with the hidden bitterness vision, wished one could to write the idea in the vision. 首先是爱娃儿的天使小队,出去转了一圈回来,似乎除了历练以外还兼做着查探工作,这抖M天使公主出去一趟,似乎某种无法用语言形容的能量用光了,时不时用幽怨的目光撇上我一眼,恨不得把想法写在目光里。 —— quick shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf lets my supplementary energy. ——快变身圣月贤狼让我补充能量吧。 I said that you after the shaking M energy trough that meeting Saint moon/month virtue Wolf does turn on?! 我说你这是在遇到圣月贤狼之后才开启的抖M能量槽吗？！ However thinks that Eva these years helps me conscientiously, the double child princess's matter, and matter of Holy See mountain , helping, I can only reluctant shapeshift devastate one her, the concrete process children not suitable inconvenient description, un...... always felt that recently more played was more, should not have problems? Has saying that Saint moon/month virtue Wolf has to shake Queen S the potential, many skill are self-taught. 不过想到爱娃儿这些年尽心尽力的帮我,双子公主的事,以及教廷山的事,都帮了不少忙,我只能不情不愿的变身将她蹂躏一番了,具体过程少儿不宜不便描述,嗯……总感觉最近越玩越过火了,该不会出问题吧？不得不说圣月贤狼还是有抖S女王潜力的,许多技能无师自通。 Well, wait/etc, have I accepted some strange setting? 咦,等等,我是不是已经接受某种奇怪的设定了？ Immediately is my king Hexiao maidservant combines cleanly, they go out to warm up, the difficulty of Hell mountain was unable to satisfy their present strengths, the combination of Elder Sister Sharna and old drunkard is also, but their two does not have to come back early, should not run away secretly the Holy See mountain range, obviously at that time that sincere has asked them. 随即是吾王和小侍女卡露洁的组合,她们俩只是出去热个身,地狱山的难度已经无法满足她们现在的实力了,莎尔娜姐姐和老酒鬼的组合也是,不过她们两个却没有那么早回来,该不会是偷偷跑出教廷山范围了吧,明明那时候那么诚恳的拜托过她们了。 Oh, ok, only Elder Sister Sharna and old drunkard these two I really do not have the means that is not cruel enough, cannot control. 唉,算了,唯独莎尔娜姐姐和老酒鬼这两人我是真没办法,一个不忍心,一个管不了。 Saw that was clean I to remember the yellow piece maidservant, at that time said let me and small black coal first comes one step, she with, has not thought quickly this nearly one month passed in a flash, she has not come, it seems like Yalan Delane gave her big burden/shoulder pole, I almost can imagine the scene that this fool maidservant put on a long face to work. 看到卡露洁我又想起了黄段子侍女,当时说让我和小黑炭先来一步,她很快就会跟过来,没想到这一晃快一个月过去了,她还是没来,看来雅兰德兰给了她不小的担子,我几乎能想象这笨蛋侍女哭丧着脸干活的情景了。 Then appears, book who came from Dark Continent, a while does not see, she gives the person felt like changed many, this feeling did not have the means to describe with the language, must from proposed that 12 points can say, that was felt probably her strength promoted many appearances. 然后出现的,是从暗黑大陆那边过来的本子娜,一阵子不见,她给人的感觉似乎变了不少,这种感觉却没办法用语言去形容,非要从其中提出个一两点可以说道的,那大概就是感觉到她的实力提升了许多的样子。 „What went back to make?” I am very curious. “回去做些什么了？”我很好奇。 „Un, achieves the achievement that hundred monkeys cut smoothly.” Book elegant everywhere mouth reckless. “嗯,顺利达成了百猴斩的成就。”本子娜漫天口胡。 „What ghost do hundred monkeys cut the achievement are?” “百猴斩成就是什么鬼？” „Puts on the mask of some fool monkey in the heads of 100 monkeys, then cuts to kill them.” “在一百只猴子的头上戴上某个笨蛋猴子的面具,然后将它们斩杀。” „You abuse the animal! Why must put on the mask of monkey on the head of monkey, doesn't this do the unnecessary to move unnecessarily?” I pretend unable to understand forcefully, naturally is impossible to understand, otherwise to acknowledge oneself is that fool monkey? “你这是虐待动物吧！再说为什么要在猴子的脑袋上戴上猴子的面具,这不是脱裤子放屁多此一举吗？”我强行装作听不懂,当然不可能听懂,否则岂不是承认了自己就是那只笨蛋猴子？ „Because cut more comfortable does that.” “因为斩起来会舒爽很多就这么做了。” I: „......” 我:“……” This fellow to my hatred value big, has wants to launch the brutal attack with her venomous tongue to me. 这家伙对我的仇恨值到底有多大呀,到底有多想用她的毒舌对我进行惨无人道的攻击。 „Did not say that proper words action may not have your share.” “不说正经话这次行动可就没你的份了。” „If accepted this threat, next time will definitely reach out for a yard after taking an inch, for example 【Did not make me lick your toe action to be possible not to have your share】 So.” “如果接受了这次威胁,下次肯定会被得寸进尺,比如说【不让我舔你的脚趾头这次行动可就没你的份了】这般。” „Who must lick your toe the bastard, without this matter!” I get angry raises a tea table at the same time somewhat has a guilty conscience, to not in view of book, but is Eva, just now does this matter cough cough to cough! “谁要舔你的脚趾头啊混蛋,没有这种事！”我怒掀一记茶几的同时有些做贼心虚,到不是针对本子娜,而是爱娃儿,才刚做过这种事呢咳咳咳！ „Does not satisfy ** foot? Is really inconceivable, your abnormal monkey to always contains Tiya of your abnormal action to handle any dreadful matter.” “已经不满足于**趾头了吗？真难以想象,你这变态猴子到底对总是包容你的变态举动的蒂亚做过什么可怕的事情。” „Only then couple normally at matter of doing!” “只有夫妻正常在做的事情！” „Couple...... normal at matter of doing?” Another sound from appears suddenly behind, making me one startled, turning head, was actually the ni pā knight and Julie two came back, appeared fortunately behind. “夫妻……正常在做的事情？”另外一道声音忽然从身后出现,让我一惊,回过头,却是咪啪骑士和尤丽叶两个回来了,凑巧出现在身后。 „This...... no, welcome back.” I shift the topic hastily, but these actually does not collect the effect on the blurry knight of goldfish memory time. “这……没什么,欢迎回来。”我连忙转移话题,可是这一次对金鱼记忆的迷糊骑士却不凑效。 „Julie wants to know, the couple normally at the matter of doing, is anything.” Gets hold of the small fist, Julie who has to consider to be the lovable young girl who a qualified wife vainly hopes, opened the ultra frequency pattern, the flashing eyes, even pulled out the notebook. “尤丽叶想知道,夫妻正常在做的事情,到底是什么。”握紧小拳头,有着想做一名合格妻子的可爱少女梦想的尤丽叶,开启了超频模式,目光炯炯,甚至掏出了笔记本。 „This......” I am hitting the meaningful glance to the ni pā knight unceasingly, feeds, prevents your good Ji Youbao to walk a bit faster. “这……”我不断向咪啪骑士打着眼色,喂喂,快点阻止你的好姬友暴走啊。 „Julie, you neglected a more important matter.” Received my prompt, ni pā knight as if start stands to mediate. “尤丽叶,你忽略了更重要的事情。”收到我的提示,咪啪骑士似乎开始站出来打圆场了。 „Before these words, doesn't have a more explosive topic? For example ** foot and so on.” “在这句话之前,不是有更加劲爆的话题吗？比如说**趾之类的。” My actually meeting letter/believes the ni pā knight who your anxious to stir up trouble I is really eight lifetime heavens!!! 我竟然会信你这唯恐天下不乱的咪啪骑士我真是八辈子日了蕾奥娜！！！ „Heard including...... even this words?” I withdraw flustered several steps, has come back to stare ruthlessly to book, this goods certainly are intentionally, making me rude under roar, was heard, all these are Kong Ming's planning! “连……连这种话都听到了吗？”我慌慌张张的退后几步,回过头狠狠瞪向本子娜,这货一定是故意的,让我失态之下吼出来,被人听到,这一切都是孔明的算计！ „Sorry, your highness said that loudly vigorously, wants to treat as has not heard to be a little difficult.” Exhibits that symbolic charming mature wife smile, the ni pā knight very innocent is blinking to say toward me. “抱歉,殿下说的那么大声起劲,想当做没听见有点困难呢。”摆出那标志性的妩媚成熟人妻笑颜,咪啪骑士十分无辜的朝我眨着眼道。 „In brief this is the misunderstanding, all are the plot of this fellow.” “总之这是误会,一切都是这家伙的阴谋。” „, I can imagine probably, will not have any strange idea.” “嘛,我大概能想象出来,不会产生什么奇怪的想法。” You can understand that was really good. 哦哦,你能理解真是太好了。 „But Julie...... I may not have the means that your highness may probably explain well clearly with her, cannot make her accept these strange knowledge, if followed the example that to be bad.” “但是尤丽叶……我可就没办法了,殿下可要好好和她解释清楚,不能让她接受这些奇怪的知识哦,万一有样学样那可就糟糕了。” „Deliberately reminded a moment ago she remembers these strange knowledge is also not you?!” “刚才刻意提醒她想起这些奇怪知识的还不是你？！” „The misunderstanding has produced in any case, many are unimportant, in turn thinks, if your highness can explain together clear, Julie later hears these topics, did not have the protection, won't easily believe again? This is also good for Julie.” “反正误会已经产生了,多一个也不要紧,反过来想想,殿下要是能一起解释清楚的话,尤丽叶以后听到这些话题,不就有了防备,不会再轻易相信吗？这也是为了尤丽叶好。” „, This matter does not need to be worried that I want to be am generally speaking impossible to hear 【** Foot】 And so on topic.” “不不不,这种事情根本不必担心吧,我想一般来说是不可能听到【**趾】之类的话题的。” „** What is the foot......? Is...... the couple who your highness said a moment ago normally at the matter of doing?” “**趾……到底是什么？难道说就是殿下刚才所说的……夫妻正常在做的事情？” The ni pā knight had not replied with enough time, was first stood by Julie one step, grips my hand, fixes the eyes on my double pupil star light to sparkle, as if discovered new continent. 咪啪骑士没来得及回答,就被尤丽叶抢先站出一步,握住我的手,紧盯着我的双眸星光闪闪,仿佛发现了新大陆。 Bad...... bad, even I make a mistake! 糟……糟糕,连我自己都犯了错误！ „Hasn't this heard three times continuously?” The ni pā knight cannot bear the winning smile in one side finally sweet tittered pū laughs to make noise. “这不是已经连续听到三次了吗？”咪啪骑士在一旁终于忍不住巧笑嫣然的噗嗤噗嗤笑出声。 Also is not your mistake! 还不都是你的错！ „Such fool, I lived so many years first sights.” Book also does to hold the volume in the one side not to endure to witness the shape. “这样的笨蛋,我活了那么多年还是第一次见到。”本子娜也在一旁做扶额不忍目睹状。 The bastards, little slander the person, I am not 30,000 years a fool! Most is 100 years, cannot be many! 混蛋,少污蔑人,我才不是什么三万年一出的笨蛋！最多是一百年,不能再多了！ The heart is quite tired, I this/should first solve Julie's problem now , to continue to book inquires, ok, no matter this book, come, Julie kisses/intimate, comes with me, far away from these two strange elder sisters, I teaches you ** the foot...... is not right, is I tells you ** foot is the abnormal behavior, the good child do not study. 心好累,我现在到底该先解决尤丽叶的问题,还是继续向本子娜打听下去,算了,不管这本子娜了,来,尤丽叶亲,跟我来,远离这两位怪姐姐,我来教你**趾……哦不对,是我来告诉你**趾头是变态的行为,好孩子千万不要学。 Just wants to draw Julie to leave, that side book actually started to disclose on own initiative. 正想拉着尤丽叶走人,那边的本子娜却开始主动爆料了。 „My this going back, accepts the final inspection.” “我这趟回去,是接受最后的检查。” „Inspection?” Stops the footsteps, turning around that I have doubts. “检查？”停下脚步,我疑惑的转过身。 „Are you sick?” “你有病？” „Fool monkey is sick.” Book stared my one eyes ill-humoredly. “笨蛋猴子才有病。”本子娜没好气的瞪了我一眼。 „Has not gotten sick the inspection anything vigor, adventurer generally speaking does not need these, let alone your puppet is healthier hundred times of thousand times.” “没病检查个什么劲,冒险者一般来说不需要这些吧,更何况你的玩偶身体更结实百倍千倍。” „Naturally was not the body had the problem, on the other hand your monkey has forgotten completely.” “当然不是身体出现了问题,话说回来你这猴子已经完全忘了吧。” „What forgot?” “忘了什么？” „Although this body is builds to me specially, agreeing with definitely is 100%, but a few years ago just fused after all, the complete fusion of body and soul needs some time, a process, does not have the means to display the true strength before then, these important things did you forget?” Appearance that book is angry very much. “虽说这具身体是专门给我打造的,契合度肯定是百分之百,但毕竟前些年才刚刚融合,身体和灵魂的完全融合需要一段时间,一个过程,在这之前没办法发挥出真正实力,这些重要的东西你都忘了吗？”本子娜很生气的模样。 „Which...... where, has not forgotten, records well.” I ridicule several, is whispering at heart, your princess always complained occasionally damages me, but also counted on that I remembered clear your matter , was too rather overbearing. “哪……哪里,没忘,都好好记着呢。”我讪笑几声,心里却在嘀咕,你这人偶公主老是吐槽损我,还指望我把你的事情记得一清二楚,未免也太霸道了。 That pair of maroon beautiful pupil blew my several eyes ruthlessly, obviously saw through my lie: „Originally wants to catch up to add on busy, since the monkey does not care about the companion, the necessity that I have not helped, went back.” 那双栗色美眸狠狠刮了我几眼,明显是看穿了我的谎言:“本来想赶过来帮上点忙,既然猴子一点都不关心同伴,那我也没帮忙的必要了,回去了。” Oh, companion? When had this setting, wasn't makes to do complains the opponent for a lifetime? 唉,同伴？什么时候有了这种设定,不是约好了要做一辈子的吐槽对手吗？ I cannot make book only walk, first did not say that her battle efficiency is worth waiting, makes her go back like this, later Tiya will definitely be mad at me, blaming me not to take care of her good Ji You. 我可不能就让本子娜这样走了,先不说她的战斗力值得期待,就这样让她回去,以后蒂亚肯定会生我的气,怪我没照顾好她的好姬友。 „Wait, should not be angry, how are we conscientious in discharging official duties?” I go forward to hold on book not to ask her hastily to leave. “等等,别生气,咱们公事公办怎么样？”我连忙上前一把拉住本子娜不让她走。 „Is conscientious in discharging official duties?” “公事公办？” „Snort, is so.” I pushed the bridge of the nose deeply, pā pā that the calculation hit made noise. “哼,就是如此。”我深沉的推了推鼻梁,小算盘打的啪啪作响。 „Hires you, how much money can spend?” “雇佣你,到底得花多少钱？” „Hires me? Interesting, your parsimonious monkey will actually say this words.” Book seemed to be interested. “雇佣我？有趣,你这吝啬猴子竟然会说出这种话。”本子娜似乎感兴趣了。 „Do not say like this, although I am parsimonious, but I am not harsh.” “别这样说,虽然我吝啬,但我不苛刻。” „Good, you should know how many construction cost of my body is?” “好吧,你应该知道我这具身体的造价是多少吧？” „This......” I started to perspire, this body, but let for 30,000 years ago the direct murderer who the Horadric clan went bankrupt, was equivalent...... makes me calculate, minimum ten artifact above prices. “这……”我开始流汗了,这具身体,可是让三万年前赫拉迪克族破产的直接凶手啊,相当于……让我算一算,起码十件神器以上的价格。 „Discussed that money hurts feelings much.” I put down the calculation in heart, shows the warm smile. “谈钱多伤感情。”我放下心中的小算盘,露出热情笑容。 „Relax, the sentiment without could not injure.” “放心,不存在的感情伤不了。” My choked repetitive cough, in the mind the miraculous glow flashes suddenly. 我被呛的连连咳嗽,忽然脑海中灵光一闪。 „Right, how did I give you equally compared with a money better thing?” “对了,我给你一样比钱更好的东西怎么样？” „Oh?” “哦？” „Comes with me.” Had not explained that my mysterious brings the book elegant as well as curious with the elf knight group, arrived at the reforger Lesser Evil palace. “跟我来吧。”没有多解释,我神秘兮兮的带着本子娜以及好奇跟上来的精灵骑士组,来到了新造的魔王殿。 „Saw that jet black throne? Did not think that is very suitable you noble elegantly beautiful makings? Toward that sits, wraps slender charming one leg on the other of black silk to curl upwards, tch, great ancient Princess Horadric, turns into the queen immediately.” “看到那张漆黑王座了吗？不觉得很适合你高贵冷艳的气质吗？往那一坐,包裹着黑丝的修长迷人二郎腿一翘,啧啧,伟大的古代赫拉迪克公主,立刻就变成了女王。” Stands in the main hall center, I am in high spirits is pointing at highest place that Lesser Evil seat, balances the books face instigation of currying favor with say, said one on the difference. 站在大殿中央,我神采飞扬的指着最高处那张魔王座椅,对本子娜一脸的献媚的怂恿道,就差说一句。 The mothers invited the seat of honor. 太君请上座。 ... 。。。