*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The Akara working efficiency is astonishing, had just chatted the matter of martial arts contest congress with me, has turned the head, then discussed with Lina Lehne, attitude that must nearby implement, you me told that this was the thought in her brain just braving? Teases me to play. 阿卡拉的办事效率惊人,才刚刚和我聊过比武大会的事,转过头,便和琳娅莱娜商量起来,一副要就近实施的态度,你跟我说这是她脑子里刚冒出来的念头？逗我玩呢。 However, to preparing to conduct from the preparation officially, how saying that also wants six months, had the time I to return to Hell mountain Binan to go in the half year, thought of here, I relaxed slightly. 不过,从准备到筹划到正式举办,怎么说也要个半年时间吧,有这半年时间我早就回地狱山避难去了,想到这里,我微微松口气。 The difficult office, how to do to cancel Akara these strange thoughts? She is willing to help me brush the prestige I am very grateful, but the tasteful way, my moral integrity has also remained obviously are not many, why must feel embarrassed me like this. 难办啊,该怎么样做才能打消阿卡拉那些奇奇怪怪的念头呢？她愿意帮我刷声望我是很感激,但也得讲究方式啊,我明明节操已经所剩不多了,为什么还要这样为难我。 Lina and Lehne come back, sees some Druid, their husband( Elder Brother) is seldom gathering one group of child people, launches the proper serious discussion congress. 琳娅和莱娜回来的时候,就见某德鲁伊,她们的丈夫(哥哥)正煞有其事的聚集一帮子人,展开正经严肃的讨论大会。 The proposition of conference is „about how without falling moral integrity brushes the prestige to show the strength to make the people be sincerely convinced to the Savior”, because bad and long, therefore is called „how most fatal invisible to install B to refine”. 会议的命题是“关于如何在不掉节操的情况下刷声望展现实力让众人对救世主心服口服”,因为又臭又长所以简称为“最致命的无形装B该怎么炼成”。 The discussion positive person has below, nag , tall Te, Ral three people of groups ; Some other friendship project participants certain. 讨论积极人士有以下,老马,菲妮,高特,拉尔三人组;另有友情参与人员若干。 This doesn't...... really have the issue? Sees this Lina, just passed through the gate starts to hold the volume, oneself moe the husband who moe stupid stupid, but don't by these far-fetched friend pit unbypassed. 这个……真的没问题吗？看到这一幕的琳娅,刚进门就开始扶额了,自己蠢萌蠢萌的丈夫,可千万别被这些不靠谱的友人坑上一条无回路啊。 „To obtain prestigious that is not simple, the world all yearns for the freedom, so long as you walk in the free forefront, naturally can become is a focus of public attention, wants to be neglected difficultly.” tall Te both hands hold the chest properly, the country character face serious as if at discussion national affairs. “想要获得名望那还不简单,世人皆向往自由,只要你走在自由的最前线,自然会变得万众瞩目,想被忽略都难。”高特双手抱胸,国字脸正经严肃的仿佛在讨论国家大事。 „Simply speaking?” Although guessed correctly he could say anything, but I have a ray of hope to ask. “简单来说呢？”虽然猜到了他可能要说什么但我还是抱着一丝希望问道。 „Naturally is follows my tall Te together, walks in the free forefront, pursues freedom, release freedom, only then first liberates the freedom of innermost feelings, can comprehend the free true meaning, can lead everyone to seek the freedom, this is Savior this matter of doing!!” “当然是跟着我高特一起,走在自由的最前线,去追逐自由,释放自由,只有先将自己内心的自由解放出来,才能领悟自由的真谛,才能带领大家去寻求自由,这才是救世主该做的事情啊！！” tall Teyue said is more excited, the solemn incarnation the free male god, excited under could not bear the one breath eat three bunches of bananas. 高特越说越兴奋,俨然化身了自由男神,激动之下忍不住一口气吃了三串香蕉。 Moreover, my Savior and Lesser Evil, when does not know him, used what xuanhuan general movement, took off clothes/armor of upper part, just started talking obviously time well-dressed. 另外,就连我这个救世主兼魔王,都不知道他在什么时候,用了什么玄幻一般的动作,就把上半身的衣服脱下了,明明刚开口说话的时候还是衣着整齐的。 „......” You liberate the orangutan, the world that perhaps the ape ball rises is very suitable you. “……”你还是去解放猩猩吧,或许猩球崛起的世界很适合你。 Sees high special total defeat, frequently pays attention to this group of people( are teasing ratio) Lina to relax slightly , Big Brother Wu somewhat is fortunately sane. 见高特折戟沉沙,时刻关注着这一群人(逗比)的琳娅微微松口气,还好,吴大哥还有几分理智。 „Does nag, you feel?” I have turned the head to look to the nag, although knows that he possibly could not say what word of praise however even a fool occasionally has a good idea to have one, for the time being asks. “老马,你觉得呢？”我转过头看向老马,虽然知道他可能说不出什么好话但是愚者千虑必有一得嘛,姑且问问吧。 „Every Boss, I, planned to join an organization recently.” The nag has not offered advice to me, first mentioned his own situation on the contrary. “凡老大,最近我,打算加入一个组织。”老马没有给我出主意,反倒是先说起了他自己的情况。 „, What organization?” “哦,什么组织？” „Saves the organization of the world with the laughter.” “一个用笑声拯救世界的组织。” „Sounds like very extraordinary appearance.” I show the doubts expression, felt that...... these words found a little familiar, is the misconception? “听起来好像很了不起的样子。”我露出疑惑表情,感觉……这番话听起来有点耳熟啊,是错觉吗？ „Right, I know that my talent is impossible to compare favorably with every Boss, even if with presenting compared with, perhaps under, cannot like you, defeat Hell spawn with the practical action, saves the world.” Saying, the nag grasped the fist suddenly, in the eye socket burnt the flame. “没错,我知道我的天赋不可能比得上凡老大,就算和在座诸位相比,恐怕也在中下,不能像你们那样,用实实在在的行动去打败地狱一族,拯救世界。”说着,老马忽然握起了拳头,眼眶里燃烧起了火焰。 ...... It is not right, today's nag style is not completely right, I somewhat stayed, asks you to offer advice, how to turn into the life consultation admission passage to discuss suddenly? Buoys up to me! 不……不对劲啊,今天的老马画风完全不对,我有些呆了,就只是找你们来出个主意,怎么忽然就变成了人生咨询进路相谈了？都给我振作起来啊诸位！ „But, every Boss you, do not have the means to defeat Hell spawn even in a short time, making continent obtain the peace, right.” “但是,就算是凡老大你,也没办法在短时间内打败地狱一族,让大陆获得和平,对吧。” „This, let alone in a short time, can achieve in the lifetime, is the miracle.” “这个嘛,别说短时间内,能在有生之年做到,就已经算是奇迹了。” „Therefore , before obtaining peace, people must continue to live in abyss of suffering, but I, Maragh, want to take to depressed everyone to be joyful with another way, even if similar to the anesthetic generally short joy and peace, rather than every Boss you can achieve, forever peace.” “所以说,在获得和平以前,人们还要继续生活在水深火热之中,而我,马拉格比,想要用另外一种方式带给苦闷的大家快乐,哪怕只是如同麻药一般短暂的快乐和安宁,而不是凡老大你能做到的,永远的和平。” „Nag, your boy actually thought is so deep.” “老马,原来你这小子竟然想的那么深。” The people were shocked, suddenly felt usually teases compared with the nag has been promoted to the class/flow of philosopher thinker, the ideological consciousness high fearfulness, has become is as deep as a well, making one unable to completely understand completely. 众人震惊了,忽然觉得平时逗比的老马已经晋升为哲学家思考者之流,思想觉悟高的可怕,已经变得高深莫测,让人完全看不透了。 „Hehehe, overpraised, I also on attempt.” Was worshipped by everyone shocking vision, nag embarrassed scratching the head, the tail curled upwards secretly. “嘿嘿嘿,过奖过奖,我也就尝试一下。”被大家震惊的目光所崇拜,老马不好意思的挠挠头,尾巴偷偷的翘了起来。 „Wait.” Also can keep calm only, and is recalling the Druid of past, compared with a hand signal that and stops. “等等。”唯一还能保持冷静,并且在回忆着过去的本德鲁伊,比了一个且停的手势。 „That organization that nag, you said that should not be Aumas that.” “老马,你说的那个组织,该不会是奥玛斯那个吧。” „Well, how every Boss you know, is it possible that you are also?” The nag visits me accidentally/surprisingly. “咦,凡老大你怎么会知道,莫非你也是其中一员？”老马意外的看着我。 „......” My your younger sister, who will join that type of strange organization! “……”我一员你妹,谁会加入那种奇怪的组织！ „Inserts words meow, I am the senior personnel of organization meow.” A poor|Fei face extraordinary pride sticks out chest. “插句话喵,菲妮我已经是组织的资深人员了喵。”菲妮一脸了不起的自豪挺起胸膛。 „Nag.” My sincere patted the racket to make the shoulder of dead emperor: „Your desire is very good, idea right, but actually went astray the direction, how can that type of suspicious organization join casually?” “老马啊。”我语重心长的拍了拍作死帝的肩膀:“你的愿望很好,想法没错,但却走错了方向,那种可疑的组织怎么能随便加入呢？” „Why?” “为什么？” „This is just like...... takes to everyone to laugh heartily as normal person, with by the status of teasing the ratio takes to everyone to laugh heartily, which do you choose?” “这就好比……以一个正常人的身份带给大家欢笑,和以一个逗比的身份带给大家欢笑,你选择哪一个？” „This......” “这……” „......” Hesitates unexpectedly? Ok, no matter I he, in any case Aumas's teasing compared with organization, although compared a point funny, but idea and direction yes right, his ability is also very outstanding, how otherwise to be appointed to be the Pandemonium Fortress head by Akara. “……”竟然还要犹豫？算了,我不管他了,反正奥玛斯的逗比组织虽然逗比了一点但想法和方向是没错的,他自身的能力也很优秀,否则又怎么会被阿卡拉委任为群魔堡垒的负责人呢。 In brief the meaning of nag I understood, thinks that Ainley I enter that type of strange organization I not to want, to enter the strange reputation that type of strange organization brushes, will make very strange me stranger, later perhaps in the strange history book will leave behind „strange Savior” and „strange Lesser Evil” and „strange crown prince” and so on strange name. 总之老马的意思我懂了,想安利我进入那种奇怪的组织我才不要,进入那种奇怪组织刷来的奇怪名声,会让本来就已经很奇怪的我变得更加奇怪,以后说不定就会在奇怪的史书上留下“奇怪的救世主”、“奇怪的魔王”和“奇怪的亲王”之类的奇怪称呼。 I was really the whole person felt strange the soul was pale! 我真是整个人都奇怪了魂淡！ Fortunately, Big Brother Wu you cannot continue to feel strange, sees this Lina secretly, relaxes. 还好,吴大哥你可不能继续奇怪下去了,偷偷看到这一幕的琳娅,又是松了口气。 „Snort, you want is too many, the trivial reputation, wants to become well-known, that is the simple matter.” The Ral three people of groups have the self-confident smile to save the scene. “哼,你们都想太多了,区区名声而已,想要变得众人皆知,那是再简单不过的事情。”拉尔三人组带着自信笑容救场。 „? That says your straightforward procedures.” Has experienced tall Te and nag is far-fetched, I have several points of vigilance. “哦？那说一说你们的简单方法。”经历过高特和老马的不靠谱,我已经有了几分警惕。 „Looks at you, an appearance of face alert, relax, our means were not stupid like that several moment ago, basically, basic makes anything in less than you.” “瞧你,一脸戒备的样子,放心,我们的办法可不像刚才那几个那么蠢,基本上,根本用不了你做什么。” „Really?” Heard Ral they saying that my eye of reveal hopes, really worthily was initially the person who I saved, at crucial moments can always apply, what did not need me to make, does not mean that can preserve itself to remain not many moral integrity? This is my time the primary purpose that everyone gathers the discussion, has not thought that finally they were comprehended by Ral. “真的？”听到拉尔他们这么说,我目露希望,果然不愧是当初把我救回来的人,在关键时刻总是能派上用场,不用我去做什么,不就意味着可以保住自己所剩不多的节操了？这正是我这次将大家聚过来讨论的根本目的,没想到终于被拉尔他们领悟到了。 „Naturally, your what did not serve as, looks at our good, so long as helped you say that every day in the bar several, in less than a half year, took care of your prestige to increase, what kind of?” “当然,你什么都不用做,看我们的好了,只要每天在酒吧里帮你说上几句,用不了半年,保管你的声望大增,怎么样？” „Please excuse my inability to comply, next.” My unemotional has turned the head, no longer looks at these three far-fetched fellows. “敬谢不敏,下一个。”我面无表情的转过头去,不再看这三个不靠谱的家伙。 Let them go to the bar to help me speak every day? Helps me boast real, moreover by the skills of these people, has not known that what appearance will blow, the reputation came, but that is the evil reputation that blows, can do that Akara had done, but also said with you? On the other hand, I suspected seriously you want to find an excuse to go to bar reckless to drink to boast every day, the human nature, is really ugly. 让他们每天去酒吧帮我说话？帮我吹牛才真吧,而且以这几个人的本事,还不知道会吹成什么样子,名声是来了,不过那是吹出来的恶名,能这么做,阿卡拉早就去做了,还用你们说？话说回来,我严重怀疑你们只是想找个借口每天都去酒吧胡喝胡吹,人性啊,真是丑陋。 „Finally was one's turn me meow.” poor|Fei full of enthusiasm lifting up high small hand. “终于轮到我了喵。”菲妮兴致勃勃的高举小手。 „Said that said I sleep.” I am having the yawn, does not have any hope to these people. “说吧,说完我去睡一觉。”我打着哈欠,对这些人已经不抱任何希望了。 „Do not damage others' confidence from the beginning, listening to me to say meow, actually I had a very simple way meow.” “别一开始就打击别人的信心,听我说喵,其实我有一个很简单的办法喵。” „What strange organization should not want the same as urge me to join with the nag?” “该不会是想和老马一样劝我加入什么奇怪的组织吧？” „Of course not, is another means meow, so long as the cousin can study study me, wasn't quick can have a group of fan meow?” “当然不是,是另外一个办法喵,只要表哥能学学我,不是很快就能拥有一大群粉丝了喵？” „Studies you?” I think, stares the big eyes. “学你？”我看着菲妮,瞪大双眼。 Studies you to be the false mother? Your he meow is teasing me. 学你做伪娘？你他喵的在逗我吧。 „Gives an example meow, in brief, develops toward the idol, may have anything to harvest also perhaps meow.” “只是举个例子罢了喵,总之,朝着偶像派发展,或许会有什么收获也说不定喵。” Idol? Are the bastards, you slandering me? I am the real power faction, the song god, the song god have the wood to have! I am angry, taught ruthlessly. 偶像？混蛋,你是在污蔑我吗？我可是实力派,歌神,歌神有木有！我大怒,狠狠教训了一顿菲妮。 Pū...... does Big Brother Wu develop toward the idol? Also really dares to speak irresponsibly...... wait/etc, if Big Brother Wu is willing shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, the absolute issue not to have, perhaps even the paternal grandmothers must candidly admit defeat, but...... pū pū pū! 噗……吴大哥朝偶像派发展？还真敢乱说……等等,若是吴大哥肯变身圣月贤狼的话,绝对一点问题都没有,说不定连奶奶都要甘拜下风,只不过……噗噗噗！ „......” Is the misconception? Always felt where lets the fluctuation that I care about very from transmitting, have some people hidden in the hidden place complain me? “……”是错觉吗？总感觉从什么地方传来让我十分在意的波动,是不是有人一直躲在暗处吐槽我？ Also listened to several suggestions, for example Ricken Hans, lets me toward the cook development, has the guidance of Valise absolutely is twice the result with half the effort, in the future may rely on the cook to conquer the Hell world, their slogans will be the delicacy borderless, the delicacy are not divided the race. 又听了几个建议,比如说里肯汉斯,让我朝厨艺界发展,有维拉丝的教导绝对是事半功倍,将来或许可以凭借厨艺征服地狱世界,他们的口号是美味无国界,美味不分种族。 If can conquer some between-meal snack Lesser Evil by the cook, indeed has the possibility, but was a pity very much, others to Valise the craftsmanship also gives also to be able the appraisal. 如果能凭借厨艺征服某个零食大魔王,的确是有可能,但是很可惜,人家对维拉丝的手艺也只是给了个还可以的评价。 flatter colored glaze with her four character true words techniques, made the suggestion, as for is anything suggested, too the contamination I do not want to say that the final result was this little spoiled female enjoys unprecedented volume paper drum five combo, that held to squat to guard, the pitiful expression that could not withstand confusedly, it is estimated that own existence significance forgot temporarily. 阿琉斯用她的四字真言术,也提了建议,至于是什么建议,太污秽了我不想说,最后的结果是这小腐女享受到了史无前例的卷纸筒五连击,那抱头蹲防,迷茫不堪的可怜表情,估计就连自己的存在意义都暂时忘掉了。 Ok, knows that cannot depend on these fellows, completely offers some stupid ideas this group, the after person of anxious to stir up trouble expels, I lie on the table, is sighing worn out. 算了,就知道不能靠这些家伙,将这帮尽出些馊主意,唯恐天下不乱的人赶走后,我趴在桌子上,有气无力的叹息着。 „Tea.” Three do not have princess brief and to the point as always, will brave the steam the teacup to advance in front of me silently. “茶。”三无公主一如既往的言简意赅,默默将冒着热气的茶杯推到我面前。 „, Thanks finally felt warm.” Drank one, felt that the evil intention from that group of bastards abated a moment ago much, I relax, smile with sincerity. “哦,谢了,终于感受到了一点温暖。”喝了一口,感觉来自刚才那帮混蛋的恶意消退了不少,我松口气,坦然一笑。 „......” Sends out a lovable breath gently, three do not have the princess still an unemotional appearance, but looks at her action, as if had what words to me to say. “……”轻轻发出一声可爱鼻息,三无公主依然一副面无表情的样子,但是看她的举动,似乎有什么话想对我说。 She first with hardly leaves quill of hand, selected the point to put the snow white manuscript paper on table, wrote anything above gently, then launched to me. 她先用几乎不离手的羽毛笔,点了点摆在桌上的雪白稿纸,在上面轻轻写了些什么,然后向我展开。 The two lifelike doodle villain appears on the paper, one is the classical back of Duke Brute, another is to put on the villain of cape. 两个活灵活现的涂鸦小人出现在纸上,一个是禽兽公爵的经典背影,另外一个是穿着斗篷的小人。 Obtains my attention, this Little Three does not have seems to be enthusiastic, puts down the pen and paper in hand simply, hit the sign language with me. 得到我的关注,这小三无似乎挺来劲,干脆放下手中的笔和纸,和我打起了哑语。 She first made a movement that brushes the print, then small hand, lifts, flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky. 她先是做了一个刷刷印制的动作,然后小手一张,一抬,一个天女散花。 My silent several seconds, have tears streaming down the face, full of admiration make the frustrated body anteflexion, by sincere asking for a lifetime, making her not do that. 我沉默数秒,泪流满面,五体投地的做出失意体前屈,以一辈子的诚恳拜托,让她千万别这么做。 „What this is two people...... saying?” “这两个人……在说些什么？” Even like Lina, has not understood strange exchange between some Druid and his personal maidservants intelligently, let alone is others, on the girls one after another head braves the question mark, wants to ask, sees some Druid pitifully to the solemn and stirring appearance, cannot open the mouth. 就算是聪慧如琳娅,也没看懂某德鲁伊和他的贴身侍女之间的奇怪交流,又何况是其他人,女孩们一个个脑袋上冒着问号,想问,见某德鲁伊悲惨到悲壮的模样,又开不了口。 Simply speaking, three no princesses' meanings are, so long as this code name changes into its main body real name Duke Brute, by her friendship help, inscribes several inspirational wave of recent work, many printing, disseminate completely, will not have half a month somebody's prestige to increase incessantly ten times. 简单来说,三无公主的意思是,只要把禽兽公爵这个代号换成其本体真名,由她友情帮助,写上几本灵感如潮的新作,多多印刷,全部散播出去,不出半月某人的声望就会增加不止十倍。 Then, some Druid gave to kneel. 然后,某德鲁伊就给跪了。 Has no alternative but to kneel! 不能不跪啊！ At this moment, out of the door broadcasts the sound that raises a rumpus, the crystal one enters the room, was shouting hid from me behind. 就在这时,门外传来闹翻天的声音,水晶哧溜一下钻进屋子,大喊着躲到了我身后。 „Pet owner, Boss bullies the person.” “饲主,蕾娜老大欺负人。” Felt strange, usually isn't the crystal hides Valise they to go behind? Now how does the stature cloud over? However, usually probably is I am bullying the crystal. 哦呀,奇怪了,平时水晶不都是躲到维拉丝她们的身后去吗？怎么今个儿变天了？不过话说回来,平时好像都是我在欺负水晶。 Evil Dragon young girl to/clashes later, wicked is staring me and behind crystal: „Hands over crystal fool, this...... I cannot forgive her today!” 恶龙少女蕾娜随后冲进来,恶狠狠的瞪着我和身后的水晶:“把水晶这个笨蛋交出来,本……我今天饶不了她！” „Wait, what exactly had, what matter has unable to discuss well, must shout hits to shout "kill"?” “等等,到底发生了什么,有什么事不能好好谈,非要喊打喊杀？” Puts usually, I look forward to see the crystal to suffer distress, but now, bullies her is, how I look right and left saw that feels the uncomfortable fellow, therefore on pushing someone take on a difficult job works as a protector. 放到平时,我巴不得看到水晶受难,但是现在,欺负她的是蕾娜,一个我左看右看怎么看就是觉得不爽的家伙,所以就勉为其难的当一回守护者吧。 „Has no need for you managing, hands over her and that's the end!” A face is ashamed and resentful, how can this hateful Druid speak these hateful words that the crystal spoke, is not absolutely good. “用不着你管,将她交出来就是了！”蕾奥娜一脸羞愤,怎么能将水晶说的那些可恶话对这可恶德鲁伊说,绝对不行。 „You did not say that did not have the means that I not whatever you bully my family member.” Some Druid has a strong sense of righteousness, in the crystal eye, the image suddenly became big. “你不说,那就没办法了,我不会任由你欺负我的家人。”某德鲁伊大义凛然,在水晶眼中,形象忽然就变得高大起来了。 „Pet owner you...... originally to crystal......” affected scratched the tearful eyes, the crystal as if found the Defiance Princess dragon clan courage, poked head from some Druid behind, decided that must fight side-by-side with him. “饲主你……原来对水晶……”感动的擦了擦泪眼,水晶仿佛找到了反抗龙族公主殿下的勇气,从某德鲁伊身后探出头,决定要和他并肩作战。 „Right right, Boss, still gives up any idea to bully the crystal even today, the pet owner will protect the crystal full power, because the pet owner and crystal have made one to rest!” “没错没错,就算是蕾娜老大,今天也休想欺负水晶,饲主会全力保护水晶的,因为饲主和水晶已经约好了一起睡！” I: „......” 我:“……” : „......” 蕾奥娜:“……” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” Silently, I the crystal from pulls before the body behind, toward the opposite one pushes, at this moment, the Evil Dragon young girl as if had with me was of one mind, to my understanding nod, received the crystal that lost presence of mind at a loss, is drawing outside. 默默地,我将水晶从身后扳到身前,往对面一推,这一刻,恶龙少女仿佛和我有了心有灵犀般,冲我会意的点了点头,接过茫然失措的水晶,拉着出了外面。 In a while, the pitiful yell of crystal called out in grief to spread far away...... 没过多久,水晶的惨叫悲鸣传出了大老远…… ... 。。。