*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The curtain of night approaches, the person has arrived in full, including meter/rice mountains and khan several that the period of time do not see, but today's protagonist has not actually seen the trace, the nag offers up one's life bravely, runs to inquire to me, I also can only to him, helpless the look, the words I had passed , can Rafel come, can only look that the day looked looks at...... Akara. 夜幕来临,人已经到齐了,包括一阵子不见的米山和可汗几个,可是今天的主角却还是没见踪影,老马临危受命,屁颠屁颠的跑来向我询问,我也只能给他一个无奈眼神,话我已经传到了,拉斐尔能不能来,就只能看天看地看……阿卡拉了。 Right, a Akara happiness, putting a Rafel evening is false, yes, although the possibility is minimum, after all our big elders is the extremely evil capitalist, thinks my beforehand doing odd jobs experience. 没错,阿卡拉一个开心,放拉斐尔一晚上假,也是可以的,虽然可能性极小,毕竟我们的大长老阁下是万恶的资本家,想想我以前的打杂经历吧。 When everyone awaits eagerly, finally, as if brings BGM and star light background hundred clan princesses, the repeated calling and urging beginning comes out, has the beautiful self-confident smile, makes a dazzling entrance. 在大家望眼欲穿的时候,终于,仿佛自带BGM和星光背景的百族公主殿下,千呼万唤始出来,带着绝美自信的微笑,闪亮登场。 „Made everyone wait for a long time, was rare you to have a mind, tonight I will perform well will certainly not disappoint you.” “让大家久等了,难得你们那么有心,今晚我会好好表演一定不会让你们失望。” These hundred clan princesses to are not modest, comes up on self-sensation good greeting, as if everyone is hoping she arrives. 这百族公主到是一点都不自谦,上来就自我感觉良好的打招呼道,仿佛所有人都在盼望她一个人到来似的。 Although is roughly this right. 虽说大致上是这样没错。 „Sir Raphai long live!” The nag they could not have borne celebrate jubilantly, I said to stop, is good to lose face, your fellows unexpectedly also...... “拉斐大人万岁！”老马他们已经忍不住欢腾庆祝起来,我说停下来,好丢脸,菲妮你们这些家伙竟然也…… Not is only this group of grown men, they, cheers on including the family girls, this hateful charm men and women pass hundred clan princesses who kill, this way, the dignity of my household head may on difficult insurance. It is not good, this time must not be absolutely inferior me in this hundred clan princesses' song god skill with, to recall(?) I image and dignity in girls heart. 不光是这群大男人,就连菲妮她们,就连家里的女孩们都欢呼起来,这个可恶的魅力男女通杀的百族公主,再这样下去,我一家之主的威严可就难保了。不行,这次一定要将我绝对不逊色于这个百族公主的歌神本事给拿出来,以挽回(？)我在女孩们心中的形象和威严。 However, the tonight's subject does not seem like this, at least is not now. 不过,今晚的主题好像不是这个,至少不是现在。 After lively evening banquet, everyone in twos and threes gathering becomes one group, is drinking, is chatting, is boasting, at this moment, the nag and seldom stand, in the future will hit a sound to refer, pā pā two, under the exaggerations of innumerable flower petal, hang vertical stroke one on tree tumbles, above writes four large characters. 热热闹闹的晚宴过后,大家三三两两的聚成一团,喝着酒,聊着天,吹着牛,就在这时,老马和菲妮煞有其事的站出来,往后打了一个响指,啪啪两声,在无数花瓣的渲染下,挂在树上的竖幅唰一下滚落,上面写着四个大字。 Bird god competition!! 雀神争霸赛！！ Oh, I know that this fellow cannot find out any great idea, but no matter what, this far-fetched means our hundred clan princesses attracting. 唉,我就知道这家伙想不出什么好主意,不过不管怎么样,这个不靠谱的办法还是将我们的百族公主给吸引过来了。 „Finally can start? Ahem, do not bully me is a novice, the game of small Wu invention, I am playing in Third World frequently.” “终于要开始了吗？哼哼哼,可别欺负我是新手哦,小小吴发明的游戏,我在第三世界可是经常在玩。” Rafel vision glistens immediately, the body as if burnt the visible fighting spirit. 拉斐尔目光顿时闪亮起来,身上仿佛燃烧起了肉眼可见的斗志。 „Paternal grandmother, originally you ignore a proper occupation in Third World.” Lina blows up the small mouth, a preparation to the appearance that Akara complained. “奶奶,原来你在第三世界就这么不务正业。”琳娅鼓起小嘴,一副准备向阿卡拉告状的样子。 „Wait, listening to me to explain that small Lina, this is beautiful plot!” “等等,听我解释啊,小琳娅,这是萨绮丽的阴谋！” „Talked nonsense anything, Rafel, your temper everyone has not understood.” Repairs of nail to be beautiful, blows the fingertip, snorts contemptuously to say. “胡说八道什么呀,拉斐尔,你的性子大家还不了解么。”修着指甲的萨绮丽,吹了吹指尖,嗤之以鼻道。 „Said that our two always loses, this time should not be hapless.” Tugra Kov and Shassi expressed to this game a little mind shadow. “说起来我们两个总是输,这次应该不会那么倒霉了吧。”图拉科夫和沙希克表示对这游戏有点心灵阴影。 „Not nervous, we lose frequently are because the opponent is beautiful and Rafel, today some so many people, are not necessarily able to lose.” “莫慌,我们经常输是因为对手是萨绮丽和拉斐尔,今天有那么多人,未必会输。” „Although a little cruel, but I must reiterate over and over, forbidding Lehne to participate.” “虽然有点残忍但我还是要再三重申,禁止莱娜参赛。” „Dissolute, my Ral plays the game not to lose.” “放肆,我拉尔玩游戏就从来没有输过。” „Boss, I can these words understand that hasn't played the game for you?” “老大,我可以将这句话理解为你从来没有玩过游戏吗？” „Doug your boy always taunted me, suffered to death!” “道格你小子老是挖苦我,受死！” „wū ~~ ~ everyone's look...... is a little probably fearful.” “呜~~~大家的眼神……好像有点可怕。” „Do not fear, your luck is always pretty good.” “碧丝别怕,你的运气向来不赖。” „I...... I am responsible for tidying up the tableware, poured tea to pour water, everyone played slowly...... well, do not pull I, Elder Sister Lena, do not pull I, played I really unable to play like this, wū wū wū ~~ ~” “我……我负责收拾碗筷,斟茶倒水好了,大家慢慢玩……咦咦,别拉我,丽娜姐姐,别拉我,这样的游戏我真的玩不过来,呜呜呜~~~” The game has not started, everyone talked, the atmosphere was warm suddenly, this liveliness, was lets our hundred clan princesses happily, the working zeal was full. 游戏还未开始,大家就你一言我一语,气氛眨眼间热烈起来了,这份热闹,更是让我们的百族公主开心不已,干劲满满。 „Idle talk little said, starts a bit faster, how to decide that the competition order is good?” “废话少说,快点开始吧,怎么决定比赛顺序好呢？” „Old rule, ballot.” “老规矩,抽签。” „Oh!” This fair means obtained everyone's consistent approval. “噢！”这个公平的办法得到了大家的一致认可。 Thereupon...... 于是乎…… desolate Fengchui crosses, on the bird stage, four unemotional faces, gathered again under reconciling of destiny. 一阵萧风吹过,雀台上,四张面无表情的面孔,在命运的撮合下再次凑到了一起。 Why can say again? 为什么要说再次呢？ I: „......” 我:“……” Nag: „......” 老马:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” : „......” 蕾奥娜:“……” Does this scene...... somewhat seem to have met before? Ok, the detail does not need to care. 这场景……是不是有些似曾相识？算了,细节不必在意。 „cough cough, nag , fate.” I am false smile. “咳咳,老马,菲妮,缘分呐。”我皮笑肉不笑。 „Yes, every Boss, fate.” The nag hides a dagger in a smile. “是啊,凡老大,缘分啊。”老马笑里藏刀。 „Goddess of Victory is waving to me meow.” Tragedy emperor has a look at me, has a look at the nag, suddenly had self-confidently. “胜利女神在向我招手喵。”悲剧帝菲妮看看我,又看看老马,忽然有了自信。 „Stupid human.” Said that your my puppy condition cannot win, but also wants to my complete body challenge? Pattern Tucson broken, waits for the losing all underpants to cry to go home. “愚蠢的人类。”蕾奥娜表示你们连我的小狗状态都打不赢,还想向我的完全体挑战？图样图森破,等着输光底裤哭着回家吧。 „Will, you play mahjong? If not, or this, first makes the audience.” My vision sweeps to also tall Te who does not decide to group, wants first to drive out most uncertainties in field. “蕾娜啊,你会打麻将吗？要是不会,要不这样,先做一做观众吧。”我目光扫向还未决定分组的高特,想先将场上的最不确定因素驱除。 „Puts 100 hearts, I was fiercer than you.” Already haughty sat, the vision is disclosing looking disdainfully, seemed saying, I in view of you, I did not mean everyone present, is Le color. “放一百个心,我比你厉害多了。”蕾奥娜已经大马金刀的坐了下去,目光透露着睥睨,仿佛在说,我不是针对你,我是说在座的各位,都是乐色。 The dead duck is obstinate argumentative, how then comes this move? 啧,死鸭子嘴硬,那么来这招如何？ „cough cough, you do not seem clear, I and nag and several, the showdown of fate has not completed, therefore we hit is not the common mahjong, but is —— takes off/escapes! Clothes! Hemp!!” “咳咳,你似乎还不明白,我和老马和菲妮几个,有一份宿命的对决尚未完成,所以我们打的不是一般的麻将,而是——脱！衣！麻！将！” With sound that everyone can hear, one word at a time, I chin up and chest out, a extraordinary spirited appearance, does not know, at this time is different in those days, has been promoted to Karina of police leader, in inscribed an immoral charge to us silently at heart. 用所有人都能听到的声音,一字一顿,我昂首挺胸,一副了不起的神气模样,丝毫不知,今时不同往日,已经晋升为警察头头的卡丽娜,默默在心里给我们记上了一笔伤风败俗的罪名。 This thinks that can frighten off this Evil Dragon, never expected that a she not caring at all expression: „Doesn't matter, I will not lose in any case.” 本以为能吓走这只恶龙,没想到她一副满不在乎的表情:“没关系,反正我不会输。” On this subject, have no reason to catch up with her, snort/hum, waited to meet do not repudiate a debt was enough. 话说到这个份上,也没理由赶她了,哼,等会别赖账就行。 I have turned head, actually sees Maragh to cover the face, face upwards to laugh crazily, which the lying trough grass shaves Capital you to be, punishes your old enemy quickly! 我回过头,却见马拉格比捂着脸,仰天疯狂大笑起来,卧槽草薙京你在哪,快来制裁你的宿敌！ „Finally came, for this day, my nag waited for many years.” “终于来了,为了这一天,我老马等了多少年。” „What do you mean.” “什么意思。” „Ahem, you think that I am pure to attract Sir Rafel comes, finds out this means?” “哼哼,你以为我只是单纯为了吸引拉斐尔大人过来,才想出这个办法的吗？” „It is not meow, according to my judgment, your intelligence quotient also on this level meow.” “难道不是喵,根据菲妮我的判断,你的智商也就这个水平了喵。” „Shut up! Therefore you were too naive, my nag is an indomitability, the man of fighting on despite repeated setbacks.” “闭嘴！所以说你们太天真了,我老马可是一个百折不挠,屡败屡战的男人啊。” „Loses steadily is right.” “是屡战屡败才对吧。” „Bastard, making me say that the words will die! Listened, for this moment, I trained hard for many years, look, this was the evidence!” Then, the nag lowered roars, the whole body muscle agitation erupts, inflates a time of muscle group to explode clothes/armor brace incessantly forcefully, revealing almost all was solid upper part comprised of the massive muscle. “混蛋,让我把话说完会死啊！听好了,为了这一刻,我苦练了多年,看吧,这就是证据！”说完,老马低吼一声,全身肌肉鼓动爆发,膨胀了不止一倍的肌肉团硬生生将身上的衣服撑爆,露出几乎全是由块状肌肉所组成的结实上半身。 Under our shocking vision gazes, these muscles, above wrote all over densely and numerously, just like curse runes of earthworm, carefully looked, is not the autonomy curses, but is some reckless terms. 在我们震惊的目光注视下,这一块块的肌肉,上面写满了密密麻麻,宛若蚯蚓的诅咒符文,仔细一看,并不是什么自残诅咒,而是一些胡牌名词。 What four carve secretly, big four happy, country gentlemen unparalleled, day reckless, Dasanyuan, a character color, is how fierce how carves. 什么四暗刻,大四喜,国士无双,天胡,大三元,字一色,怎么厉害怎么刻。 „Saw, this was my cultivation achievement, asked that you did fear, hahahaha!!!” “看到了吗,这就是我的修炼成果,问你们怕不怕,哈哈哈哈！！！” „Cousin meow, here as if also muscle is the blank meow.” “表哥喵,这里似乎还有一块肌肉是空白的喵。” „We add on to him, do not disappoint his effort.” “我们给他加上吧,别辜负了他这番努力。” „Meow meow.” “喵喵。” „You to are listen to me to speak the bastard...... wait/etc, what you carved on me, why is fart reckless? The bastards, I could not forgive you!” “你们到是听我说话啊混蛋……等等,你们在我身上刻了什么,为什么是屁胡？混蛋,我饶不了你们！” After chasing down me, we calm down finally, the preparation starts. 追杀了我和菲妮一圈后,我们终于冷静下来,准备开始。 „Custom did not need me to say much, lost one game to take off/escape one, now starts!” Then, our three look with the vision of taking pleasure in others' misfortunes to the nag. “规矩不用我多说了吧,输一局脱一件,现在开始！”说完,我们三个都用幸灾乐祸的目光看向老马。 „You look at me to make anything...... wait/etc, does not calculate, making me first put on clothes/armor.” Gawked for a half second, the nag discovered oneself exploded the action of clothes a moment ago, was equal to that the draw gave in vain several chips, stopped hastily. “你们看我做什么……等等,不算,让我先穿上衣服。”愣了半秒,老马才发现自己刚才爆衣的举动,等于是平白送出了好几个筹码,连忙喊停。 „The death that nag, oneself makes, kneels also to do, said that you can't lose?” “老马啊,自己作的死,跪着也要作完,还是说你输不起？” „Is you causes to cheat obviously is right, I saw obviously, every Boss you were shouting the moment of a moment ago starting, cape suddenly thick more than ten times!” “明明是你们使诈才对吧,我明明看到了,凡老大你刚才在喊开始的一刻,身上的斗篷忽然就厚了十几倍！” „, That was clothes/armor absorbed certainly water, I said how body heavy so many, ok, might as well, made me use this serious body fight, the true fierce gentleman, dared to face any difficult position.” “哦,那一定是衣服吸水了,我说怎么身体沉重了那么多,算了,无妨,就让我用这副沉重的身躯战斗吧,真正的猛士,敢于面对任何困境。” „Absorbing water your younger sister, put on more than ten obviously! Wore the minimum more than ten capes in the flash!” “吸水你妹,明明就是多穿了十几层吧！在一瞬间穿上了起码十几层的斗篷吧！” „Nag, my cape male nickname, you are not do not know.” “老马,我的斗篷男外号,你又不是不知道。” „Hate.....hateful, unexpectedly this, then you, your ribbon ornament were also many a moment ago minimum more than ten in the flash right, cannot hide the truth from my eyes!” “可……可恶,竟然还有这一手,那么菲妮你呢,你身上的缎带饰品刚才在一瞬间也多了起码十几件对吧,瞒不过我的双眼！” „Meow, as an idol bar maidservant, these may be necessary meow.” “喵,身为一名偶像型的酒吧侍女,这些可都是必备的喵。” Facing me and shamelessness, the nag knelt thoroughly. 面对我和菲妮的无耻,老马彻底跪了。 „reckless.” When our three quarrels, opposite not making a sound pushes the sign. “胡。”就在我们三个争吵不已的时候,对面的蕾奥娜不声不响的把牌一推。 „, Is the nag you, has harmed us to lose concentration noisily.” “啧,都是老马你,一直吵吵嚷嚷的害我们分神。” „Right right, had the opportunity of reckless a moment ago obviously meow.” “没错没错,刚才明明有胡牌的机会喵。” „Little wordy, with my together under Hell!” Nag already blackening. “少罗嗦,和我一起下地狱吧！”老马已然黑化。 „reckless.” The second game, in we how also when considers to make the sign, the Evil Dragon young girl opened reckless. “胡。”第二局,在我们还在考虑怎么做牌的时候,恶龙少女又开胡了。 Should this fellow not be will open hangs? Has not traced several obviously. 这家伙该不会是开挂了吧？明明还没摸几张。 I and exchanged a look, this way is not good, clothes/armor of nag few, had lost 12 games again, he wanted GAMEOVER, once he ended, our two must play. 我和菲妮交流了一记眼神,这样下去可不行啊,老马的衣服已经没几件了,再输个一两局,他就要GAMEOVER了,一旦他完了,我们两个也要玩完。 Has a plan for the present, can only first bribe the nag. 为今之计,只能先贿赂住老马了。 Therefore, a plot big net under three people of vision exchanges, weaves quietly, only big winner to the floor covers to go. 于是,一场阴谋大网在三人的目光交流下,悄悄地编织起来,向台面上唯一的大赢家蕾奥娜笼罩而去。 The nag receives our becoming reconciled to suggest, immediately beams with joy, three people started to play the plans sign. 老马收到我们的握手言和暗示,立刻眉开眼笑,三人开始打起了心机牌。 Has saying that the nag has to train hard, in I and deliberately under turns on the water, his first even/including reckless several, clothes/armor were gradually many, then I and reckless several, can again smooth caught up with the fate this Evil Dragon young girl, shouted. 不得不说,老马还是有苦练过的,在我和菲妮的刻意放水下,他一连胡了几把,身上的衣服渐渐多了起来,接下来我和菲妮再胡几把,就可以顺利的将这头恶龙少女赶下场了,呼嘿嘿嘿。 Discovered the clue finally, this scene was too friendly, friendly is a little strange, three people were still manipulating strategically obviously a moment ago. 蕾奥娜终于发现了端倪,这场面太和气了,和气的有点诡异,明明刚才三人还在勾心斗角。 ...... To be coping with itself jointly? So that's how it is, human is really one group of despicable fellows. 难道说……是在联手对付自己？原来如此,人类果然是一群卑鄙的家伙。 Does not fear gorgeously, as the big dragon, they have been used to the enemy to organize to bring death, if a person runs to look selects only, that makes them feel strange. 蕾奥娜巍然不惧,身为巨龙,她们已经习惯了敌人组团过来送死,若是一个人跑上来找单挑,那才让她们觉得诡异。 However has saying that three shoemakers go against a Zhuge Liang, particularly on bird stage, if three people collaborate, indeed is the non-solution, lost one game after several other later, complexion finally changed. 但是不得不说,三个臭皮匠顶上一个诸葛亮,尤其是在雀台上,若是三人联手起来,的确是挺无解的,连输了几把之后,蕾奥娜脸色终于变了。 Is you must bring about own destruction, do not blame this princess not being impolite. 是你们要自寻死路的,可别怪本公主不客气了。 „Had not said can't eat the thing?” Swept three complacently person of eyes dying, is cold the face to ask. “没说过不许吃东西吧？”扫了三个洋洋得意的将死之人一眼,蕾奥娜冷着脸问道。 „No, you eat although.” Some Druid countenance, seemed saying to, this was your final dinner, enjoyed well. “没,你尽管吃吧。”某德鲁伊的嘴脸,仿佛在对蕾奥娜说,这就是你最后的晚餐了,好好享受吧。 Speechless touched in the pocket, fishes out four Leaf appearances, looks does not have the green grass of eye very much, whole swallowing down. 蕾奥娜无言的在兜里摸了摸,摸出一株四根叶子模样,看起来不是很起眼的青草,囫囵的吞了下去。 The dragon clan special product, can by the lucky grass that own luck erupts in a short time, GET, naturally, regarding certain unlucky people, even if gnaws not to help matters 100 lucky grass. 龙族特产,能让自己的运气在短时间内爆发的幸运草,GET,当然,对于某些倒霉透顶的人而言,就算是将一百株幸运草啃下去也无济于事。 I and tracing heart as if by prior agreement, as if felt the taunt of destiny, this certainly was the misconception. 我和菲妮不约而同的摸了摸心脏,似乎感受到了命运的嘲讽,这一定是错觉。 The war fires again, from the beginning, three people felt the lucky goddess steamroll. 战局再次打响,从一开始,三人就感受到了幸运女神的碾压。 „reckless.” “胡。” „Again reckless.” “再胡。” „reckless.” “又胡了。” „Slow...... slow, my sign has not built.” Both hands of some Druid tremble, lost soon slides from the chair. “慢……慢点,我牌还没砌好。”某德鲁伊的双手哆哆嗦嗦,已经输的快要从椅子上滑下去。 Director, the script is not right, didn't reach an agreement to us a Zhuge Liang? How to become Wanglang! 导演,剧本不对啊,不是说好了给我们一个诸葛亮吗？怎么成王朗了！ „Who manages you, my again reckless!” “谁管你,我再胡！” Be relentless wields to strike finally, the nag covers is only remaining the whole body of underpants, the tears rushes to go. 蕾奥娜毫不留情的挥出最后一击,老马捂着只剩底裤的全身,泪奔而去。 „Maragh, wait/etc I, the life is unceasing running in the riverside, lets us together toward the free advance!” “马拉格比,等等我,人生就是要不断的奔跑在河边,让我们一起朝自由前进吧！” „Dies!” Karina Fire Ball wields, tall Te and nag simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform change to the meteor. “去死！”卡丽娜一个火球挥出,高特和老马齐齐化作流星。 The pitiful nag...... I wiped the tears, felt that today the title of this accurate tragedy emperor can give him temporarily. 可怜的老马啊……我擦了擦泪水,感觉今天自己这个准悲剧帝的称号可以暂时让给他了。 With the effect of lucky grass, wins against all obstacles, arrived at the finals unexpectedly. 凭着幸运草的功效,蕾奥娜一路破关斩将,竟然来到了决赛。 Finally four people , Rafel, double child princess. 最后四人,蕾奥娜,拉斐尔,双子公主。 After a half hour, double child princess won the competition by the enormous superiority, lucky grass effect in vanished from the beginning shortly, facing the present enemy, she does not want to cheat, no, even if perhaps cheated may not win, the double child princess's luck at games of chance was very good, a pair of child attribute that in addition went against heaven's will, predicted even the master can still fight. 半个多小时后,双子公主以巨大优势拿下了比赛,蕾奥娜的幸运草功效在一开始没多久就消失了,面对眼前的敌人,她不想作弊,不,或许就算作弊了也不一定能赢,双子公主的手气本来就很好,再加上逆天的双子属性,就算是预言师也能一战。 „Pitifully, lost to your two, the lovable princesses, as the victor of competition, had what desire although said that everyone can go all-out satisfied you.” “可惜,还是输给你们两个了,可爱的公主们,作为比赛的胜利者,有什么愿望就尽管说吧,大家会尽全力的满足你们。” Rafel very refreshed is willing to bet to concede, as reward of victory, although had not said from the beginning, but also no one opposed, because everyone knows that pair of child princess will not propose the embarrassing desire. 拉斐尔十分爽快的愿赌服输了,作为胜利的奖励,虽然一开始没这么说,但也没人反对,因为大家都知道双子公主不会提出让人为难的愿望。 „We want......” pair of child princess to look at each other, reveals just like the young girl together is in love the beautiful moving smile, said with one voice. “我们想要……”双子公主相视一眼,齐齐露出宛如少女怀春般明媚动人的笑容,异口同声道。 „We want tonight and mother rest together.” “我们想要今晚和妈妈一起睡。” Originally is such condition, this to lovable little princess, but also really likes acting like a spoiled brat to mother, hears so fills 【Innocence】 The desire, everyone showed the warm smile. 原来是这样的条件啊,这对可爱的小公主,还真是喜欢向妈妈撒娇呢,听到如此充满【童真】的愿望,大家都不禁露出了温暖笑容。 Only then my cold sweat whiz whiz, not good premonitions. 只有我一个冷汗嗖嗖,有一种不好的预感。 That anything...... Ruth, which can talk clearly is 【Mother】? 那啥……西露丝艾柯露,能说清楚到底是哪一个【妈妈】吗？ ... 。。。