ROD :: Volume #25

#2470: At this time so long as smiled is OK


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Mentioned Toxic Creeper, has fused magic array to fuse three skill through Druid summon, was Poison Creeper, ate the corpse vine and solar vine, the successful evolution the complete body......, is not investigates the polocyte to be right. 说起剧毒花藤,已经通过德鲁伊召唤融合魔法阵融合了三个技能,也就是猛毒花藤,食尸藤以及太阳藤,成功的进化成了完全体……不,是究极体才对。 However, the creeper child boots seem dissatisfied, its appetite big very much, first swallowed two Lesser Evil Slime, wish that but also eyes covetously also gave to eat the net Lesser Evil corpse, wild( food) heart( quantity) was very big, so, this goods as if also want incessantly long in the Holy See mountain, became the Holy See mountain artificial intelligence and so on existence. 然而,花藤童靴似乎并不满足,它的胃口大的很,先是吞了两只魔王史莱姆,还虎视眈眈的想要把冈姆大魔王的尸体也给吃了,野(饭)心(量)很大,不止如此,这货似乎还想长驻教廷山,成为教廷山的人工智能之类的存在。 The words saying that...... should not turn into the ship mother? I have not anticipated . 话说……该不会变成舰娘吧?我可是一点都没期待过哦,真的。 In brief, threw for a month not to manage it, how saying that also looked at one, expressed the care of my master to be right. 总之,将它扔了一个多月没管,怎么说也得去看一眼,表达一下我这个主人的关心才对。 Waits to go to that desolated circular garden, sees the present scenery, I stare the big eye, knees one kneel, began cannot. 等来到那片荒芜的圆形花园,看到眼前的景色,我瞪大眼睛,双膝的一下就跪下去,再起不能了。 Play...... Toxic Creeper ahh!! 剧……剧毒花藤啊啊啊!! Appears in me at present, is not Toxic Creeper that incites incites the smooth azure vine( to touch) strip smooth body, but is...... but is a tree! 出现在我眼前的,已经不是剧毒花藤那滋溜滋溜的青色藤(触)条(手)身体了,而是……而是一棵树! One 2-3 meters high, resembles Christmas tree general existence. 一颗2-3米高的,状似圣诞树一般的存在。 Finally, is dejected about my master, actually without saying goodbye, uttering a word...... I have tears streaming down the face, the air-to-air piece, never expected that creeper was gone forever at heart, turned into this appearance, will separate with forever Celestial forever. 终于,还是对我这个主人心灰意冷,竟然没有道别,一声不吭的就……我泪流满面,心里空空一片,没想到花藤就这么一去不返,变成了这副模样,和自己永远的天人永隔了。 Good, did the performing skill take an Oscar should no issue? 好吧,刚才的演技拿个奥斯卡应该没什么问题吧? Trades the face instantaneously, racket calmly the knee stands, I am summoning Toxic Creeper, got the response. 瞬间换脸,若无其事的拍拍膝盖站起来,我心里呼唤着剧毒花藤,得到了回应。 Toxic Creeper has not died, but traded a shape, it has discarded as noble and self-respect of creeper, turned into a joyful feeling Christmas tree, said, from now it air plants, does not have the means to move again, along with me went to battle with the system enemy together. 剧毒花藤没死,只不过是换了一个形态而已,它已经舍弃了作为一条花藤的高贵和自尊,变成了一颗充满喜庆感的圣诞树,也就说,从此以后它落地生根,已经没办法再移动,随我一起出征制敌了。 Said seems this goods to follow me to fight up and down the country, yourself said to look, because gluttonous rested for several years?! 说的好像这货跟过我南征北战似的,你自己说说看,因为贪嘴都睡了几年了?! Since is Toxic Creeper own choice, I blessing silently. 也罢,既然是剧毒花藤自己的选择,我就默默的祝福好了。 Thinks, a little regretted at heart, after all revives later Toxic Creeper, has the battle efficiency of strength of rank near world, after it digests two Lesser Evil violently poisonous Slime thoroughly, the promotion that can definitely succeed arrives at the strength of boundary world, flings again Little Snow behind, deserving is summoned pet that my first summon comes out. 想了想,心里还是有点惋惜,毕竟苏醒过来之后的剧毒花藤,已经有了将近世界之力级别的战斗力,等它彻底消化掉两只魔王剧毒史莱姆后,肯定能够成功的晋升到世界之力境界,再次将小雪甩到后面,当之无愧是我第一个召唤出来的召唤宠物 Finally, a net Lesser Evil corpse absorbs for it day and night, must spend to digest for a long time, but you cannot deny, the Toxic Creeper potential and its capacity for food are closely linked, so long as there are to eat, its growth cannot stop, perhaps in the future will make the bodies of Hell seven giants to make it swallow down, can break through to the boundary of limit, even is the boundary of transcendence. 最后,还有一只冈姆大魔王的尸体供它日夜吸收,或许要花很长时间才能消化完,但是你不能否认,剧毒花藤的潜力和它的饭量息息相关,只要有吃的,它的成长就停不下来,说不定将来弄具地狱七巨头的尸体让它吞下去,就能突破到极限之境,甚至是超越之境。 Now, Toxic Creeper gave up creeper Lesser Evil this filling the light and future path unexpectedly, chose with the Holy See mountain union, made an obscure Christmas tree, said that it had the ambition, but also overestimated it, I think that this goods absorbed previous time read without thinking to cause deep sleep several years lesson, wants to find a peaceful place purely, worked as peaceful beautiful creeper, flowered ten years eight years digests slowly net Lesser Evil. 现在,剧毒花藤竟然放弃了花藤大魔王这条充满光明和未来的道路,选择和教廷山结合,做一颗默默无闻的圣诞树,说它有野心,还真是高估了它,我想这货只是吸取上次囫囵吞枣导致沉睡数年的教训,单纯地想找个安静的地方,当个安静的美花藤,花个十年八年把冈姆大魔王慢慢消化掉。 To put it bluntly, the pure glutton thought that why is side completely some gluttons? Is it possible that after more than ten years, I discovered on oneself actually also bewildered glutton aura, attracts the glutton specially, even turns into the glutton the surrounding person? 说白了,单纯的吃货思维而已,为什么自己身边尽是一些吃货呢?莫非时隔十多年,我才发现自己身上竟然还有一个莫名其妙的吃货光环,专门吸引吃货,甚至将周围的人变成吃货? Flexure scratches the head, is facing at present this small Christmas tree, I was speechless long time, said that Druid was the friend of plant, but I think that any Druid came, must to present Christmas tree line of speechless eye salutes. 挠了挠头,面对着眼前这颗小小的圣诞树,我良久无语,都说德鲁伊是植物之友,但我想任何一个德鲁伊过来,都要对眼前的这颗圣诞树行无言的注目礼。 Ok, stands dry/does uselessly here. 算了,干站在这里也没用。 Toxic Creeper and Holy See mountain is also at the fusion stage, not complete incarnation for Holy See mountain artificial intelligence, therefore I do not have the means to try to direct the Holy See mountain through it now, after fusing, said that now temporarily do not disturb it. 剧毒花藤和教廷山还处于融合阶段,并没有完全化身为教廷山的人工智能,所以我现在也没办法通过它尝试一下指挥教廷山,等融合了后再说吧,现在暂时别打扰它。 I turned around just to leave, suddenly, at heart inexplicable palpitation, almost subconscious used the summon technique. 我转身刚想离开,忽然,心里一阵莫名的悸动,几乎下意识的施展出了召唤术。 summon Oak Sage. 召唤橡木智者 Oak Sage also had had not arrived for a long time, the lunch box of passer-by armor rank could not mix, hungry that called an emaciation, became the starfish appearance hungrily! 橡木智者也有好久没登场了,路人甲级别的饭盒都混不上,饿的那叫一个面黄肌瘦,都饿成海星模样了! It to has not rested like Toxic Creeper is several years, therefore, rises in me to 60 levels early, after learning the thorn spirit, managed summon to fuse magic array, making it evolve to investigate existence of polocyte. 它到是没像剧毒花藤一样一睡就是好几年,所以早早的,在我升到六十级,学会了棘灵之后,就主持了召唤融合魔法阵,让它进化成究极体的存在。 What a pity this investigates the polocyte a little water, said actually not it is thorough, cannot provide many battle efficiency additions to me, actually has, but Oak Sage was too crisp, simply does not have the means to survive in the battlefield, particularly the battlefield of COSPLAY bear, the map artillery separates for one minute to appear one time, if I like other Druid, do not care about the Oak Sage life, to can also summon, the issue be Oak Sage has evolved at will through the fusion Unique level, if it hung, summon may probably start over from the beginning again. 可惜这个究极体有点水,倒不是说它彻底没用,不能给我提供多少战斗力加成,其实还是有的,但是橡木智者太脆了,根本没办法在战场上生存,尤其是COSPLAY熊的战场,地图炮隔一分钟出现一次,我要是像其他德鲁伊一样,不在乎橡木智者的死活,到也可以随意召唤,问题是橡木智者通过融合已经进化到了精英等级,它要是挂了,重新召唤一个可就得从头再来了。 To put it bluntly, own summoned pet can mutated, unable to turn into the consumables like other Druid, this instead caused Oak Sage to degenerate into the soy sauce role. 说白了,自己的召唤宠物可以变异,不能像其他德鲁伊一样变成消耗品,这反而导致了橡木智者沦为酱油角色。 Now, this soy sauce role as if wanted the counterattack, was obscure it has been initiative, the intense summon, made me come out its summon. 现在,这个酱油角色似乎要逆袭了,正是一直默默无闻的它主动的,强烈的呼唤,才让我将它召唤出来。 What's wrong, does Oak Sage, what have to request?” “怎么,橡木智者,有什么要求吗?” I Oak Sage handful of energy starfish shape, asked that but also let alone, warm, soft, like held the pillow, no wonder girls experience rest time liked holding it, or slept rested the head on it under......, this was too a little miserable. 我将能量海星状的橡木智者捧起来,问道,还别说,暖暖的,软软的,像极了抱枕,难怪女孩们历练休息的时候喜欢抱着它,或者睡觉的时候将它枕在头底下……呃,这个有点太惨了。 Oak Sage will certainly not speak, responds to my question, it can only send out the strong wish in the mind, lets understanding of my master bit by bit. 橡木智者当然不会说话,回应我的疑问,它只能在心灵之中发出强烈的意愿,让我这个主人一点一点的读懂。 Simply speaking, Oak Sage wants to go to that side Toxic Creeper probably, what actually wants to make? Is holding the question, I put Oak Sage have turned into side Christmas tree Toxic Creeper, just let go, saw it to rise immediately, more rose to be higher. 简单来说,橡木智者好像想去剧毒花藤那边,到底想做什么?抱着疑问,我将橡木智者放到已经变成圣诞树状的剧毒花藤身边,刚松手,就见它立刻升了起来,越升越高。 The lying trough, should this goods not want to fly upwards? 卧槽,这货该不会是想飞升吧? Was I wants to be many, Oak Sage rose 56 meters in the air, then like turtle moving slowly, moved again, stopped until the above situated in Christmas tree. 是我想多了,橡木智者只是升到了五六米的空中,然后如同乌龟般的缓缓挪动,再挪动,直到位于圣诞树的正上方才停下来。 Like long-waited(?) Like that it starts to descend, at this moment, as if resounded in my mind 【, fit!】 And so on classical lines, then, Oak Sage settled down in the Toxic Creeper top of the head. 如同万众期待(?)的那般,它开始降落,这一刻,仿佛在我的脑海中响起了【XXXX,合体!】之类的经典台词,然后,橡木智者就安家在了剧毒花藤的头顶上。 A Christmas tree, goes against add a star again, this is very scientific, scientific makes me have tears streaming down the face, does not know that should show what expression to be good. 一颗圣诞树,顶上再加颗星星,这很科学,科学的让我泪流满面,不知道该露出什么表情才好。 At this time, small every, so long as smiled is OK.” When does not know, the small spirit ran, is patting my shoulder, the self-important comfort said. “这种时候,小凡只要微笑就可以了。”不知何时,小幽灵跑了出来,拍着我的肩膀,老气横秋的安慰道。 ha...... aha haha...... 哈……啊哈哈哈…… I smile!” “我微笑个屁啊!” Raises the tea table anger of mind ruthlessly, I exclaimed loudly. 狠狠将心灵的茶几怒掀一记,我大声吼道。 In one day, oneself are permanently continual lost the boosts of two summoned pet, was equal to that Summoning tree skill abandoned entire 2/3, which Druid changes into to come across this matter also to kneel. 一天之间,自己就连续永久性的失去了两只召唤宠物的助力,等于是召唤系技能废了整整三分之二,换成哪个德鲁伊遇到这种事情也得跪。 Yeah, Druid Summoning tree altogether on three collateral series, respectively is the vine department, the spirit department, as well as Wolf bear system, disappears now all of a sudden two departments, isn't 2/3 can also be 3/2 inadequate? 可不是么,德鲁伊召唤系一共就三个支系,分别是藤系,灵系,以及熊系,现在一下子不见了两系,不是三分之二还能是二分之三不成? Well, what probably also leaked? Ok, the matter that explained that is unimportant. 咦,好像还漏了什么?算了,记不起来的事情,说明并不重要。 Come on, strong, don't you have a saintess?” The small spirit continues to use her the comfort big law of accent. “加油,坚强点,你不是还有本圣女吗?”小幽灵继续使用她那不着调的安慰大法。 At this time, should not comfort me saying that at least also has Little Snow and?” I glanced her one eyes listlessly, was angry is disinclined. “这种时候,不是应该安慰我说至少还有小雪和塔莫娅吗?”我无精打采的瞟了她一眼,生气都懒得了。 Little Snow also fused simply.” 小雪干脆也融合了吧。” Does not want ahh!!” I hold to call out in grief, was unable to imagine Little Snow to see this Christmas tree by some chance , indicating oneself must turn into the sled dog of Santa Claus, what scene that will be. “千万不要啊啊啊!!”我抱头悲鸣,已经无法想象万一小雪看到这颗圣诞树,表示自己要变成圣诞老人的雪橇犬,那将是一副什么样的情景。 Then, Sir Emperor Wu said that I am Santa Claus, but also lacks( to ride) car(riage)( to ride), then eye deciding is looking at me. 然后,武帝大人表示我就是圣诞老人,还缺辆(坐)车(骑),然后眼定定的望着我。 The entire style is not right the director! 整个画风都不对了啊导演! Good good, this is not very well looks, you, displayed own biggest use finally.” “不错不错,这不是挺好看的嘛,你们啊,也终于发挥了自己的最大用处。” Disregards my pain to call out in grief, the small spirit flutters to the garden, looks right and left, on looks to look, regarding complete body Christmas tree that Toxic Creeper and Oak Sage turn into hand in hand, is satisfied. 无视我的痛苦悲鸣,小幽灵飘到花园里,左看右看,上看下看,对于剧毒花藤橡木智者携手变成的完全体圣诞树,非常满意。 How investigating the polocyte and investigates the polocyte to be fit obviously turns into the Omega beast to possibly is the Christmas tree of complete body, this did not degenerate, moreover was the one breath degenerates for several million years to go to the bastard! 究极体和究极体合体明明应该是变成奥米加兽才对怎么可能会是完全体的圣诞树,这不是退化了而且是一口气退化了数百万年去了么混蛋! Also, what displayed the biggest use finally, is it possible that looked like in this small saintess eyes, Toxic Creeper and were Oak Sage existences of similar Christmas tree mascot so? 还有,什么叫终于发挥了最大的用处,莫非在这小圣女眼中看来,剧毒花藤橡木智者一直都是类似圣诞树这般的吉祥物的存在? I: „......” 我:“……” Probably...... does not have the means to refute, let alone they, Little Snow they became the mascot quickly. 好像……也没办法反驳,别说它们,就连小雪它们都快成吉祥物了。 Thinks of here, my one afraid, abandons the behavior of my master regarding Poison Creeper and Oak Sage, that a wee bit discontented also vanished into thin air. 想到这里,我就一阵心虚,对于猛毒花藤橡木智者抛弃我这个主人的行为,原本那一丁点不满也都烟消云散了。 Considers as finished, even if continues to keep side me, they still can only buy dozen of soy sauce, particularly Oak Sage, even the sauce charge for oil cannot leave, as I of chief criminal has what qualifications to complain them, right that perhaps the small spirit said that this indeed is their best homes to return , at least in Guangchang Garden of this Holy See mountain, turns into the jubilant Christmas tree such a to be stationed, but can also once for a while taking a good photo brush the face. 算了算了,就算继续留在我身边,它们也只能打打酱油,尤其是橡木智者,连酱油钱都出不起了,身为罪魁祸首的我有什么资格埋怨它们,或许小幽灵说的对,这的确是它们的最好归宿,至少在这教廷山的广场花园上,变成喜气洋洋的圣诞树这么一驻,还能时不时的上镜刷一下脸。 The imposing manner is flowing, I am drooping the shoulder, listless turns around to depart. 气势一泻千里,我耷拉着肩膀,无精打采的转身离去。 Young every young didn't, really need to manage them? Young every young, how by the feeling that summoned pet does shut out?” “小凡小凡,真的不用管它们了吗?小凡小凡,被召唤宠物嫌弃的感觉到底怎么样?” The small spirit flies round in my side, the appearance of worry seemed like and disclosed that several points take pleasure in others' misfortunes, my ignition, hugs the bosom her ruthlessly, the chin that three days has not blown rubbed. 小幽灵在我身边飞来飞去,担心的样子看起来又透露出几分幸灾乐祸,我一个发火啊,就将她狠狠搂到怀里,三天没刮的下巴蹭了过去。 Until the small spirit sends out calling out in grief that begs for mercy, I loosen her well satisfied, kisses that pair of silver lightly, like the pupil of stars general sparkle, asked ambiguously: Little darling returns to your amulet to go, initially for the thing that the saintess gives, digested?” 直到小幽灵发出求饶的悲鸣,我才心满意足的松开她,轻吻上那双银色的,如同星辰一般闪耀的眸子,含糊问道:“乖乖回你的项链去,初代圣女给的东西,都消化完了没?” No.” “没有。” Without you should also righteousness?!” I was mad happily. “没有你还应的理直气壮?!”我被气乐了。 Rested wants to awake for a long time suddenly.” “睡了好久忽然想醒一醒。” I one am shocked, almost throws the bosom young saintess, like damn general......, probably she indeed is a demoness right, according to the words of original world view. 我一下惊呆,差点将怀里的小圣女扔出去,如同见鬼了一般……呃,好像她的确就是个女鬼没错,按照原来世界说法的话。 Short and long life, my family first rests the god actually to say such words, said, you are Beryl pretend! 夭寿了,我家的第一睡神竟然说出这样的话,说,你是不是贝利尔假冒的! Today's awakens, will continue to feel relieved for tomorrow big will sleep.” “今天的苏醒,是为了明天继续放心的大睡一觉。” Really, she is that I know rests the god saintess, my relieved relaxing. 果然,她还是我认识的那个睡神圣女,我安心的松了一口气。 „! Always feels small every at wants very disrespectful matter.” “哇!总觉得小凡在想很失礼的事情。” Your misconception, said that what's the matter?” I traceless shift topic. “你的错觉罢了,说,到底是怎么回事?”我了无痕迹的转移了话题。 I want to ask when the transformation of Holy See mountain can be completed.” “我只是想问一问,教廷山的改造什么时候才能完成。” Also, is wanting early at least six months, now has not made the blueprint.” “还早着呢,起码要半年时间吧,现在连图纸都还没有弄出来。” Un, this minor matter small every processed became, small every also only then this matter can have 1 use , after the blueprint did, may probably remember that glanced to this saintess.” “嗯,这种小事小凡去处理就成了,小凡也就只有这种事情才能派上一点用场,还有,图纸做出来后可要记得给本圣女过目。” The small spirit manner a first point, the stance of waving the arms about female president is full, I understood a moment ago Old Man Fara sentiments instantaneously. 小幽灵神气把头一点,甩手女总裁的架势十足,我瞬间就体会到了刚才法拉老头的心情。 „Is is, the actual master of Holy See mountain, I lord Ellis saintess your highness, the useless servant complies with your instruction.” “是是是,教廷山的真正主人,我主爱丽丝圣女殿下哟,不中用的仆人遵从您的吩咐。” Is this, said that again many quarts one boasts me again.” The facial skin of small spirit is not generally thick, is unexpectedly dissatisfied, making me continue to think highly. “就是这样,再多说一些,再多夸一夸我。”小幽灵的脸皮也不是一般厚,竟然还不满足,让我继续恭维。 I lord Ellis saintess your highness, your base and low servant is sending out the hope.” “我主爱丽丝圣女殿下,您的卑微佣人正在发出祈求。” thou and other mortals, asks what?” The small spirit also entered the condition. “汝等凡人,所求何物?”小幽灵也进入了状态。 Requested that I lord the saintess, tonight gives the base and low servant my warm the bed.” “请求我主圣女,今天晚上给卑微的佣人我暖床。” „...... Does not want, why the master must give the servant warm the bed, has never had such truth.” The small spirit stares, immediately the powder fist greeted. “才……才不要呢,主人为什么要给仆人暖床,从来没有过这样的道理。”小幽灵一愣,随即粉拳招呼过来。 How many times has warmed now saying that this words aren't late?” My haha said with a smile, the good lovable small powder fist, the small spirit also had such lovable attack method, came more again, comes more again, was more violent. “都已经暖过多少次了现在才说这种话不是已经太迟了吗?”我哈哈笑道,好可爱的小粉拳,原来小幽灵也有这么可爱的攻击方式,再来多一些,再来更多一些,更猛烈一些吧。 „It is not late, ( I bite) ~~ “一点也不迟,啊(我咬)~~ Instantaneously, my laughter turns wails. 瞬间,我的笑声变成哀嚎。 Awful, made is making is forgetting the subject probably, was the mistakes of this spirit saintess. 糟糕,闹着闹着好像又忘记正题了,都是这只幽灵圣女的错。 Waits for Holy See mountain Gaizao were good, how do you want? Like you said a moment ago, true does big sleep?” I have several points of teasing meaning, asked with a smile. “等教廷山改造好了,你想怎么样?像你刚才说的那样,真正的大睡一觉?”我带着几分调侃的意思,笑着问道。 Who would imagine, small spirit unexpectedly very earnest nod of: Right, is this, this time, plan well, satisfactory sleeping.” 岂料,小幽灵竟然很认真的点了点头:“没错,就是这样哦,这一次,打算好好的,美美的睡上一觉。” Is gazing at the small spirit not like in the joking look, my mouth opens wide slowly, cannot gather. 注视着小幽灵不像在开玩笑的眼神,我的嘴巴慢慢张大,根本合不上去。 , Satisfactory sleeping, how rests the law well, do not tell me, before you never had to be beautiful and good rested has thought...... 好好的,美美的睡一觉,到底是怎么个睡法,您老千万别告诉我,以前您从来没有又美又好的睡过一觉…… ... 。。。
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