*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** For various reasons, I pull Julie to stroll everywhere. 因为各种各样的原因,我牵着尤丽叶四处闲逛。 All kinds of reasons, actually also only then that two, wants to let the yellow piece maidservant and small black coal this is together many meeting to mother and daughter, cleanly also in the Hell world, side Aalto Liya a clean personal maidservant, therefore she does not have the means to leave. 各种各样的原因,其实也只有那么两个,想让黄段子侍女和小黑炭这对母女相处多一会,卡露洁还在地狱世界,阿尔托莉雅身边只有洁露卡一个贴身侍女,所以她没办法离开。 Although said, my king did not mind, for the clean happiness, has several days of false to her, temporarily asks other maidservants to assemble, but this yellow piece maidservant turns over to without the responsibility unaccountably, has the subtle self-respect, and sense of pride of as my king personal maidservant, is not therefore good. 虽然说,吾王并不介意为了洁露卡的幸福,给她放几天假,临时找个其他侍女凑合一下,但这黄段子侍女无责任归无责任,却又有着微妙的自尊心,以及作为吾王陛下的贴身侍女的自豪感,所以说不行。 When does she serve my crown prince also to have such self-respect and sense of pride? Really asked. 什么时候她侍奉我这个亲王殿下也能产生这样的自尊心和自豪感？真的拜托了。 As the matter stands, mother and daughter can only ride these days in the same place that Aalto Liya is resting, the yellow piece maidservant is inspecting the small black coal probably the schoolwork, I thought that this perhaps is because she had realized that as mother's is long 【Crooked】 Therefore especially is strict, hoping the daughter can not take own old route. 这样一来,母女俩只能乘着阿尔托莉雅休息的这段时间在一起,黄段子侍女大概又在检查小黑炭的功课了,我觉得这或许是因为她已经意识到身为母亲的自己已经长【歪】了,所以才格外严格,希望女儿能够不走自己的老路。 Regarding this, I only want to pat her shoulder to comfort one, relax, your road, the average person wants to walk cannot get away, everyone figures out, how must knock on the growth path, is treading like the ghosts and demons general fan trace step, can grow into the yellow piece maidservant like this mysterious personality? Liked being jealous mean-spiritedly anxiously, is without turning a hair saying that some even I thought the ashamed no moral integrity yellow piece, and masculine phobophobia, the maidservant rampant sickness, the library period of five days group sickness, shook the M sickness timidly shyly, wait wait/etc. etc., pulled ten fingers to be innumerable simply, the average person could not achieve absolutely. 对此,我只想拍拍她的肩膀安慰一句,放心吧,你这条路,普通人想走也走不了,大家评评理,到底得在成长道路上怎么磕磕碰碰,踏着如同鬼魅一般的迷踪步法,才能长成黄段子侍女这样的神奇性格？小气巴巴爱吃醋,面不改色说些连我都觉得羞耻的无节操黄段子,以及男性恐惧症,侍女嚣张症,图书馆候群症,胆小怕生抖M症,等等等等,简直扳着十根手指都数不清,一般人绝对做不到吧。 What another reason...... is another reason...... is coming? Always felt like forgot anything, thinking diligently, I was the unimportant principle that held is forgetting, disregarded it. 另外一个原因……另外一个原因……是啥来着？总感觉好像忘了点什么,努力的想了想,我还是秉着忘记的都不重要的原则,无视之。 Quite a while the time passed by a flash, counted on the fingers, I get Julie to look for the ni pā knight, plans the high praise returned goods, then rescues from mother's evil clutches the small black coal, then......, then returns to the camp, should not forget anything, should. 半天时间一晃过去了,掐指一算,我领着尤丽叶去找咪啪骑士,打算好评退货,然后再把小黑炭从母亲的魔爪中救回来,然后……呃,然后回营地,应该没忘记什么吧,应该。 The ni pā knight to found immediately, but in her hand hold big stack of material files, make me feel embarrassed, isn't this busy? 咪啪骑士到是立刻找到了,可是她手上托着的一大沓资料文件,却让我为难,这不是还在忙着吗？ Thinks, I look at the ni pā knight with deep veneration, you continue busily, this moe moe's Julie kissed me to hug...... to be strange. 想了想,我肃然的看着咪啪骑士,你继续忙,这只萌萌的尤丽叶亲我就抱回去了……才怪呢。 „Honey, you how also in busy, how even diligently, must know to alternate tension with relaxation again, is the long-time truth, carefully knocking up body.” My sincere said to the ni pā knight, is supplementing one at heart. “蜜拉,你怎么还在忙,就算再怎么努力,也要知道一张一弛,才是长久道理,小心累垮身子啊。”我语重心长的对咪啪骑士说道,然后在心里补充一句。 Therefore the rest, then this Julie I also returned to you. 所以休息吧,然后这只尤丽叶我就还回给你了。 „Crown prince seems like good of rest.” Ni pā blinks, reveals just like the thoroughly ripe juicy peach charming smile. “亲王殿下看起来到是休息的不错。”咪啪眨眨眼,露出宛如熟透蜜桃般迷人的笑容。 „cough cough, this......, Ok.” I am a little shy, what frank talk talk nonsense you, does not know that I am mix to eat the waiting for death attribute Savior? “咳咳,这个嘛……还可以,还可以。”我有点羞涩,瞎说什么大实话呀你,不知道我是个混吃等死属性的救世主吗？ „Said is also, indeed should rest a meeting.” Muttered one, this ni pā knight, did not have the omen suddenly the heavy material stopper in hand to my arms. “说的也是,的确该休息一会了。”喃喃一句,这咪啪骑士,忽然毫无预兆的将手中的沉甸甸资料塞到我怀里。 „Therefore, these asked the crown prince.” “所以,这些就拜托亲王殿下了。” „Wait, what asks me?!” “等等,什么叫拜托我了？！” „Doesn't your highness make me rest well? However these things must process immediately, simply put, does not want to say to me 【Uh-huh, dear honey, you rests, the remaining things give me was enough】 This?” “殿下不是让我好好休息吗？但是这些事情又是必须立刻处理的,言下之意,不是想对我说【嗯哼,亲爱的蜜拉,你去休息吧,剩下的事情交给我就行了】这样？” , You do not want is too many. 不不不,你想太多了。 „Can be able to add on, I to help, but these I will not do.” Looks at the bosom to be dazzled, just like the official documents written comments of heavenly book, if eats in the belly to solve them, I will really do that probably. “能帮得上,我到是想帮,可是这些我都不会做啊。”看着怀里眼花缭乱,宛如天书的公文批示,如果把它们吃到肚子里就能解决掉的话,我大概真会这么做。 „Actually is very simple.” The ni pā knight to draw her good best friend side, two singing girl Sirs stand the same place beautiful graceful bearing, eye-catching makes me be somewhat hard to open eyes. “其实很简单。”咪啪骑士将她的好闺蜜拉到身边,两位歌姬大人站到一起的绝美风姿,耀目的让我有些难以睁开眼。 „I and Julie, you choose one.” “我和尤丽叶,你选一个吧。” „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „Wants me, wants Julie? Chooses one, your highness cannot be too greedy.” “到底是要我,还是要尤丽叶？选一个吧,殿下可不能太贪心哦。” „......” Can give me a completely not greedy choice? “……”能给我一个完全不贪心的选择吗？ „If...... elects you, how can?” Discrete in order, I decide to do things the other way round, first probes to ask one. “假如说……选你的话,会怎么样？”谨慎起见,我决定反其道而行,先试探问一句。 „Bye.” The honey is tracking Julie's hand, the tone walks. “再见。”蜜拉牵着尤丽叶的手,调头就走。 „Hey!” “喂喂喂！” „Your highness wanted me, hasn't been willing to help my slightly busy?” By the ni pā knight who I stopped by calling out, turning head of hidden bitterness visits me, said seemed me to give to eat her wiped the mouth not to acknowledge mistakes to resemble. “殿下都要了我,还不肯帮我这点小忙？”被我叫住的咪啪骑士,幽怨的回过头看着我,说的好像我把她给吃了一抹嘴不认账似的。 „Was probing a moment ago, I elect Julie, decided that elects Julie!!” My breathless say/way. “刚才只是在试探,我选尤丽叶,决定了,选尤丽叶！！”我气急败坏道。 „Didn't regret?” “不后悔？” „!” I regret wants to kneel, I should not look for you. “不了！”我后悔的想跪了,我就不该来找你。 „Good, Julie asked that bye.” Similarly is refreshed bye-bye, but the document in hand took by ni pā, then changed into Julie. “那好吧,尤丽叶就拜托了,再见。”同样是一声爽快的拜拜,只不过手中的文件被咪啪拿了回去,然后换成尤丽叶塞了过来。 In me dumbfounded, the ni pā knight looks like one vividly, the butterfly of dancing lightly, resembling slow as is imaginary, disappearance fast in the line of sight, does not give the opportunity that I spoke actually. 在我目瞪口呆中,咪啪骑士像一只轻快的,翩翩起舞的蝴蝶般,似慢似幻,实则飞快的消失在视线中,根本不给我说话的机会。 The direction that her form vanishes by far, transmits her light pleased words. 远远的,她身影消失的方向,传来她的轻悦话语。 „Julie, I can only help you come here, must refuel.” “尤丽叶,我只能帮你到这里了,要加油哦。” „, Will refuel.” “哦,会加油的。” Does not know completely oneself were regarded Julie who express pushes to retreat, on the face has the blurry unclear sleep/felt severe smile, only understood refueled the two character, is echoing the words of best friend, raised the small fist to comply with one powerful, was because believes that your good best friend to harm you? Julie kisses/intimate, I very regrettable told you, you now by the ni pā knight selling . Moreover, when attached the complimentary gift to sell out. 完全不知道自己被当成快递般推来退去的尤丽叶,脸上带着迷迷糊糊的不明觉厉笑容,只听懂了加油两个字,便附和着好闺蜜的话,举起小拳头气势十足的应了一声,是因为相信你的好闺蜜不会害你吗？尤丽叶亲,我很遗憾的告诉你,你现在已经被咪啪骑士给卖了,而且还是被当附赠品卖掉。 „You know that what we were saying a moment ago?” Why does not know, I have the evil thought suddenly, wants to rub the face of blurry knight, having a look at her seven seconds still to remember had been rubbed from now on by me. “你知道我们刚才在说什么吗？”不知为何,我忽然心生恶念,很想揉一揉迷糊骑士的脸,看看她七秒钟过后还记不记得被我揉过。 „Does not understand.” Really, Julie acknowledged very much honestly, but she is then brilliant smiles, including has stroked from her side, since blows her lower hem skirt dance wind becomes soft, then holding their palms together light pā, whenever at this time, I know that she must speak some strange words. “不懂。”果然,尤丽叶很诚实的承认了,不过她接着绚烂一笑,连从她身边拂过,吹起她的衣摆裙舞的风儿似都变得软绵绵,然后双手合十轻啪一声,每当这个时候,我就知道她要说些奇怪的话了。 „But, Julie can look, the honey draws with your highness's relations is very good, even Julie a little envied.” “不过,尤丽叶能看出来,蜜拉和殿下的关系真的很好呢,连尤丽叶都有点羡慕了。” Ha? My face is wooden, should say the accident/surprise, is expected? 哈？我一脸木然,该说意外呢,还是早有所料呢？ Cannot bear, I thought that should tell moe moe dá Julie to kiss the brutal truth, making her should not be so naive: „We, were shirking a moment ago mutually, wants to push you to the opposite party looks, knows?” 忍不住,我觉得应该告诉萌萌哒尤丽叶亲残酷的事实真相,让她不要那么天真:“我们啊,刚才可是在互相推脱,都想将你推给对方照顾,知道吗？” „Is this?” Julie gently one crooked, hears such sad news, on the face soft the happy expression has not actually removed, what did she really understand me to say? “是这样吗？”尤丽叶头轻轻一歪,听闻这样的噩耗,脸上软乎乎的笑意却不曾褪去,她真的听懂了我在说什么吗？ „Then mentioned, was your highness lost to honey, therefore Julie did remain?” “那么说来,是殿下输给了蜜拉,所以尤丽叶才留了下来？” Indeed understood probably, but why doesn't her point care? Obviously a moment ago also because of me and secure Jieli these words, but sad sad. 啊,好像的确是听懂了,但为什么她一点都不在意呢？明明刚才还在因为我和安洁丽尔的那些话而伤心难过。 „Isn't angry?” “不生气吗？” „Un, because your highness said that Julie is a fool, therefore do not care about own idea, so long as remembers that your highness is a good person, will not abandon Julie not to manage.” “嗯,因为殿下说了,尤丽叶是笨蛋,所以不要在意自己的想法,只要记得殿下是个好人,不会扔下尤丽叶不管。” Hey, haven't I spoken such words? However the retribution to is real quick, immediately makes a return gift by Julie who comes a good person card. 喂喂喂,我没说过这样的话吧？不过报应到是来的真快,立刻就被尤丽叶回赠了一记好人卡。 Is covering the dripping with blood innermost feelings, I take a look at Julie for a long time, she also responded to me with the blurry soft smile for a long time, finally, I was defeated, lifting the hand wants to her a hand blade, must fall to the forehead on the time, suddenly changed to finding the clue make. 捂着鲜血淋漓的内心,我打量尤丽叶许久,她也用迷糊的柔软笑容回应我许久,最后,我败阵下来,抬手想给她一记手刀,就要落到额头上的时候,忽然改成了摸头。 „You, truly is a fool, another day I will sell you not to know you.” “你啊,确实是个笨蛋,改天我把你卖了你也不知道。” „But, your highness will certainly also buy Julie, right?” This blurry knight, as if recognized I am a good person, is a big good person, will be will cultivate the huge good person of computer, will be looks peerless big good person who every night a good person card of drawer will sob alone, therefore, she learned the stream of consciousness Identify technique finally. “但是,殿下一定还会把尤丽叶买回来的,对吧？”这迷糊骑士,似乎认定了我是个好人,是个大好人,是个会修电脑的天大好人,是个每天晚上都会看着一抽屉的好人卡独自抽泣的绝世大好人,所以,她终于学会了意识流辨识术。 Simply speaking, if cannot understand me, she will not understand again reluctantly forcefully, but changes to the intuition resolution. 简单来说,如果听不懂我的话,她不会再勉强自己强行去理解,而是改用直觉分辨。 Such Julie, slightly was a little probably formidabe. 这样的尤丽叶,好像稍微有点难对付了。 „Your highness, when can play each family with Julie?” “殿下,什么时候才可以和尤丽叶一起玩过家家？” „In brief now is not good!” “总之现在不行！” The Julie returned goods failure, I have first to look for the yellow piece maidservant, came back to say the small black carbon contact again. 尤丽叶退货失败,我只好先去找黄段子侍女,把小黑炭接回来再说。 With Julie chatted while is walking, suddenly, the front corner ran together the small form, somersault slightly ox like, did not look at the road ahead, the robust lowering the head direct impact came, but also thinks were oneself a tyrannosaurus? 和尤丽叶边聊边走着,忽然,前方拐角跑来一道小小身影,跟头小蛮牛似的,也不看前路,虎头虎脑的低着头直冲过来,还以为自己是头霸王龙？ Awful, hit toward me, I just want to make way, the discovery arm was actually being held by Julie, could not work loose unexpectedly, could not work loose unexpectedly...... cannot work loose...... does not escape...... 糟糕,朝我撞过来了,我刚想让开,却发现手臂被尤丽叶抱着,竟然挣不脱,竟然挣不脱……挣不脱……不脱…… Good, I acknowledged that Julie's strength is bigger than me, ok, happy. 好吧,我承认尤丽叶的力气比我大,行了吧,高兴了吧。 For a while neglects, the speed of opposite party is also fast, wants the deal with changes, I only to see this waist abdomen that high small form again without enough time helplessly, hits the body that the speed does not reduce directly. 一时疏忽,对方的速度又快,想再应变已经来不及了,我只能眼睁睁的看着这道只有自己腰腹那么高的小小身影,速度不减的迎头撞到身上。 Really pitiful, will be very certainly sore, with hits ruthlessly on a steel wall has not distinguished, after all I am the body of adventurer, the body of Druid, Savior's body, my steel body, as well as this diamond common sparkling 16 abdominal muscles...... 真可怜,一定会很疼吧,和狠狠撞在一堵钢铁墙壁上没有区别,毕竟我可是冒险者之躯,德鲁伊之身,救世主之体,我这钢铁身躯,以及这钻石一般闪闪发光的十六块腹肌…… With pitying the vision, looks that the small form hits on oneself, I muse, considers to you a lesson, later cannot batter like this little fellow. 用怜悯的目光,看着小小身影撞在自己身上,我心里暗想到,就当是给你一个教训吧,以后可不能这样横冲直撞了小家伙。 „Bumps!!” “碰！！” „Pū oh ——!!” “噗喔——！！” Druid Savior adventurer of some 16 diamond abdominal muscles, just like stretching across a high-speed thin dog was hit by the truck, defeat cotton wool same body in midair magnificent has drawn the parabola, immediately depressed pounding falls on the place, that momentum cannot stop, hit dozens to roll on the ground, finally stopped the car(riage), is lying full of admiration but actually motionlessly. 某个十六块钻石腹肌的德鲁伊救世主冒险者,宛如横跨高速的一条瘦狗被大卡车撞了个正着,败絮一样的身体在半空华丽的划过抛物线,随即沉闷的砸落在地,那股势头还是停不下来,又在地上打了几十个滚,才终于刹住车,五体投地倒趴着一动不动。 „Well, the crystal hit any strange thing probably.” The murderer of this homicide case, troublemaker on the highway, is opening the crystal senior driver of truck, stops the footsteps, vacant raising the head looks around everywhere, on the face wrote all over innocently. “咦,水晶好像撞到了什么奇怪的东西。”这起命案的凶手,高速公路上的肇事者,开着大卡车的水晶老司机,刹住脚步,茫然的抬起头四处张望,脸上写满了无辜。 „It is not the strange thing bastard!” Some Druid raised the head, angrily roars, immediately the mouth spits getting down of but actually foam. “才不是什么奇怪的东西混蛋！”某德鲁伊抬起头,怒吼一声,随即又口吐白沫的倒下去。 „Originally is a pet owner, why not the strange pet owner, can keep off the crystal the way?” “原来是饲主,为什么一点都不奇怪的饲主,要挡水晶的去路？” I by the view of crystal the guilty party sues first, air/Qi to the sudden rising, jumped from the ground, two eyes braved the flaming anger. 我被水晶恶人先告状的说法,气的给诈尸了,从地上一蹦而起,两眼冒着熊熊怒火。 Has not waited for an action, suddenly, broadcasts the elf soldier sound that side the corner: „That side running went, everyone pursues separately!” 没等有所行动,忽然,在拐角那边传来精灵士兵的声音:“跑那边去了,大家分头追！” The crystal just wants to sneak off, lived in the collar by my unemotional carrying, dá dá dá the neat compact sound of footsteps approaches, in an instant, more than ten elf knights appear from the corner. 水晶刚想开溜,被我面无表情的拎住衣领,哒哒哒的整齐紧凑脚步声靠近,转眼间,十多名精灵骑士从拐角处出现。 „Kisses/Intimate...... the crown prince? Your highness expensive/noble secure!” This crowd of elf knight corners hit the love, looked at my several seconds, salutes hastily. “亲……亲王殿下？殿下贵安！”这群精灵骑士拐角撞到爱,愣愣的看了我好几秒,才连忙行礼。 „Fellow who you must look, is this?” I go all out the crystal that two legs moves in the midair, carries in front of these soldier. “你们要找的家伙,就是这只吗？”我将两条腿卖力在半空跑动的水晶,拎到这些士兵面前。 „Right, is she, is it possible that is your highness...... acquaintance?” “没错,就是她,莫非是殿下的……熟人？” „No, did not know, but sees her to be suspicious, therefore then blocked, what foolish matter did this fellow violate?” A half second not hesitant, I shake the head. “不,不认识,只是见她可疑所以便拦了下来,这家伙到底犯了什么傻事？”半秒也没犹豫,我摇了摇头。 soldier relax, later some knowing whether to laugh or cry explained account with me. 士兵们松了口气,随后有些哭笑不得的和我说明了事情经过。 Simply speaking, crystal idiot dug the tree of crystal, right, her splendid hit one to have dozens meters deep large cave/hole in the tree of under foot crystal fully. 简单来说,水晶这蠢货去刨水晶之树了,没错,她堂而皇之的在水晶之树脚下打了一个足有数十米深的大洞。 Hou ~~ ~ 哦嚯~~~ I looked at a crystal meaningfully, she as if discovered my deep evil intention, made instantaneously in the air held to squat against stunner, in the mouth calling out in grief of sweet and delicate voice naivete. 我意味深长的看了一眼水晶,她似乎发现了我的深深恶意,瞬间就做出了空中抱头蹲防的高难度动作,口中娇声稚气的悲鸣。 „wū wū, the crystal has not done the misdemeanor, the crystal has not done the misdemeanor......” “呜呜,水晶没做坏事,水晶没做坏事……” „Digs a hole in the tree of under foot sacred crystal unexpectedly, this matter may be possible to be small greatly, is inferior to this, she gives me, I send to her to the big elder or the queen there await to punish.” “竟然在神圣的水晶之树脚下挖洞,这事可大可小,不如这样,她就交给我吧,我把她送去给大长老或者女王陛下那儿听候发落。” „Yes, Your highness, that troubled you.” soldier this little while also looks, this strange little girl is obvious and crown prince relates significantly, such being the case did not have anything matter, naturally, the incident report wanted on to assume. “是,殿下,那就麻烦你了。”士兵们这会儿也看出来,这奇怪的小女孩明显和亲王殿下关系匪浅,既然如此也就没自己什么事了,当然,事件报告还是要上呈上去的。 After elf soldier departs, I the crystal according to the thigh, pā pā pā pā pā pā pā pā pā, play a resonant palm of the hand and buttocks to being wronged the tree of crystal immediately fall in love with the song of killing. 等精灵士兵离去后,我立刻将水晶按在大腿上,啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪,给受了委屈的水晶之树奏响一曲嘹亮的巴掌与屁股相爱相杀之歌。 Today this Druid this hand breaking, must beat your buttocks! 今天本德鲁伊就是把这只手给打断了,也要把你的屁股打烂！ Sees the yellow piece maidservant time, her look is somewhat anxious. 见到黄段子侍女的时候,她神色有些焦急。 „How to come now, your majesty was about to awake.” “怎么现在才来,陛下快醒了。” „On road delayed a matter.” “路上耽误了一点事。” „Your hand how?” The yellow piece maidservant discovered that I was wrapped by the bandage, hangs in the hand of neck, asked curiously. “你的手怎么了？”黄段子侍女发现我被绷带包裹住,挂在脖子的手,好奇问道。 „It‘s nothing, did not hit the strange thing carefully.” “没什么,不小心撞到了奇怪的东西。” „The buttocks of crystal are not the strange thing.” Puts in great inconvenience anxiously covers the buttocks to follow in behind crystal, the low voice protest said. “水晶的屁股才不是奇怪的东西。”委屈巴巴的捂着屁股跟在后头的水晶,小声抗议道。 Immediately, the young maidservant who this love is jealous looks at our two with the suspicious vision, obviously her full is in the head of yellow piece, has wanted in the strange direction. 顿时,这爱吃醋的小侍女用可疑目光看着我们两个,显然她那满是黄段子的脑袋里面,已经往奇怪的方向想去了。 Has no time to explain, I the longing small black coal will pull: „We walked, you take care of Aalto Liya.” 无暇解释,我将依依不舍的小黑炭牵过来:“我们走了,你照顾好阿尔托莉雅。” „Un, the small black coal, mother will quickly look for you, waits for mother.” The yellow piece maidservant also realized now is not the time being jealous, after staring my one eyes, squats, on daughter forehead gentle kissed, immediately stands in the entrance, waves to gaze after us to depart. “嗯,小黑炭,妈妈很快就会去找你哦,等妈妈。”黄段子侍女也意识到现在不是吃醋的时候,瞪了我一眼后,蹲下去,在女儿额头上温柔的亲了一下,随即站在门口,挥手目送我们离去。 Naturally, mainly waves to the daughter, the vision that to that polite —— will not transmit yellow piece maidservant that sees off Crown Prince Brute who the young girls will not let off from the back, clearly said like this, this annoying rampant maidservant! 当然,主要是给女儿挥手,才不会对连幼女都不放过的禽兽亲王那么客气——从背后传来的黄段子侍女那送别的目光,分明这样说道,这可气的嚣张侍女！ ... 。。。