*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** five-color bothers me not to eat, but the color bright mushroom must not eat virulently, a probably three -year-old child knows that this is five-color, should poisonous? What eats this thing and kisses Sister An to distinguish directly? 五彩蘑菇我没吃过,不过色彩鲜艳的蘑菇有毒吃不得,大概三岁小孩都知道吧,这还是五彩的,该有多毒？吃这玩意和直接亲吻安姐有什么分别吗？ Then is the storm mushroom, the special product in desert center, in saving a Horadric clan action has tasted fortunately, I can only with satisfy a craving to describe very much, right, that absolutely is the brainstorm, what I said is in the literal sense, in the brain blew the storm, was similar to brain fluid brains brain stem anything, put in the washing clothes tube entirely that feeling, after eating up, will make one unable to bear happy singing „big windmill squeak yo yo transfer”. 然后是风暴蘑菇,沙漠中心里的特产,曾经在拯救赫拉迪克一族行动中有幸品尝过,我只能用很过瘾来形容,没错,那绝对是头脑风暴,我说的是字面意义上的,脑子里刮起了风暴,就如同把脑浆脑髓脑干什么的,统统放到洗衣筒里那种感觉,吃下后会让人忍不住幸福的唱起“大风车吱呀吱哟哟地转”。 The dream mushroom of Kula Stee forest, although I do not have to taste personally, but please refer to suffering distress record. 库拉斯特森林的梦幻蘑菇,虽然我没有亲自品尝过,但请参考菲妮受难录。 The Pandemonium Fortress lava mushroom is first listening, but light/only with listening knows that this thing not good end opening, it is estimated that to scald the mouth very much. The Harrogath snow elf mushroom, such as you sees, how can I say, the poison should not have, will be insufficient poignant or has the illusion, will be only the feeling is a little strange. 群魔堡垒的熔岩蘑菇是第一次听,但是光用听的就知道这玩意不好下口,估计会很烫嘴。哈洛加斯的雪精灵蘑菇,如你所见,怎么说呢,毒应该没有,也不至于会让人痛苦或者产生幻觉,只是感觉有点怪怪的。 You make me elect, I will certainly choose the snow elf mushroom. 你让我选,我当然会选择雪精灵蘑菇啦。 In the brain transferred, I felt oneself quick-witted found only one by one rather than the option of hatchet good ship result to GE, joyfully younger sister who therefore a first point, the mushroom on the mushroom, I also experiences a young Junior Sister. 脑子里转了一圈,我觉得自己已经机智的找到了唯一一个通往GE而非柴刀好船结局的选项,于是欣然把头一点,蘑菇就蘑菇吧,我也来体验一把小师妹的妹妹。 Just wants to receive the mushroom bag from secure hand-toughening regime, selects some snow elf mushrooms to come out, secure stomach is very powerful, I was the early experience crossed, I may not have this stomach, therefore was sorry the young Junior Sister, please give me means of livelihood! 正想从贝安沙手中接过蘑菇袋子,挑些雪精灵蘑菇出来,贝安沙的胃很强大,我是早见识过了,我可没有这个的胃,所以抱歉了小师妹,请给我一条活路吧！ Finally, extends in my hand to half, secure will bother the bag to gather. 结果,就在我的手伸到一半时,贝安沙将蘑菇袋子合了起来。 „Which type does Senior Brother want to eat?” “师兄想吃哪种呢？” The snow elf the snow elf, I just want to open the mouth, sees the young Junior Sister not to wait for my answer completely, selfish continues to say. 雪精灵啊雪精灵,我刚想开口,就见小师妹完全没有等待我的答案,自顾自的继续说道。 „secure, thinks of a fun game suddenly, with game that the younger sister plays frequently, does the Senior Brother want to play?” “贝安沙,忽然想到一个好玩的游戏,和妹妹经常玩的游戏,师兄想要玩吗？” What plays? I reveal the vigilant vision, in an instant thinks, although secure very pit, younger sister but who the pit she most will not always like, the game that therefore plays with the younger sister, should unable extremely pit. 什么游戏？我露出警惕目光,转眼一想,贝安沙虽然很坑,但总不会坑她最喜欢的妹妹吧,所以和妹妹玩的游戏,应该也不会太坑。 Therefore, relaxes the expression, I nod, play play, so long as can bring the snow elf mushroom. 于是,缓和表情,我点了点头,玩就玩,只要能把雪精灵蘑菇拿来。 „Good, then the game starts!” secure cheers one, immediately sinks the complexion, a hand searches into the mushroom bag, just like grabbing the sword hilt will soon draw a sword, the corner of the eye flashes through like the Assassin sharp light, in a big way frightened me one to jump. “太好了,那么游戏开始！”贝安沙欢呼一声,随即沉下脸色,一只手探入蘑菇袋子里,宛如抓着剑柄即将拔刀,眼角闪过如同刺客的锐光,吓了我一大跳。 „senior brother, wants this?” “师兄,要这一把吗？” „What this?” “什么这一把？” „In secure hand-toughening regime this, said that wants other?” Saying, secure searches into the small hand in mushroom bag, as if grasped toward the deep place. “就是贝安沙手中这一把,还是说要其他？”说着,贝安沙探入蘑菇袋子里的小手,似乎往更深处抓了一下。 I understand probably her meaning, and grasped the baby machine equally was right, but the mechanical arm operated completely in secure hand-toughening regime, I only then the choice wanted several capture the power. 哦,我大概明白她的意思了,就跟抓娃娃机一样对吧,只不过机械手臂完全操纵在贝安沙手中,我只有选择要第几把抓取物的权力。 Pats the palm suddenly, I was really he meow was too quick-witted, unexpectedly understood secure the game of fan in an instant, really worthily was I, to this age intelligence in the speed of by terrifying whiz whiz the rise, obviously one minute ago I am is impossible to guess. 恍然一拍手心,我真是太他喵机智了,竟然一转眼就看懂了贝安沙的迷之游戏,真不愧是我,到了这个年纪智力还在以恐怖的速度嗖嗖上涨,明明一分钟前的我是不可能猜得出来的。 Waits for...... wait/etc!! 等……等等啊！！ the next moment, I almost gave secure to kneel. 下一刻,我差点给贝安沙跪了。 Told me, the young Junior Sister, what did this have to distinguish with the Russian roulette?! 告诉我,小师妹,这和俄罗斯轮盘有什么区别？！ The tearful eyes look dimly secure anticipated vision extremely, that pair of pitch-black eye pupil as if can glitter the unlimited stars, filled naively, brilliant, pure, as well as on my dependency and trust. 泪眼朦胧的看着贝安沙期待万分的目光,那双乌黑眼眸仿佛能闪烁出无限繁星,充满了天真,烂漫,纯洁,以及对我的依赖和信任。 The Senior Brother will not go back on word right, the Senior Brother can play the game with secure right? 师兄不会食言的对吧,师兄会和贝安沙玩游戏的对吧？ Could not reject, just like did not have the means rejection blurry knight each family are the same, I could not reject such secure ahh!! 拒绝不了,正如没办法拒绝迷糊骑士的过家家一样,我拒绝不了这样的贝安沙啊啊啊！！ Cried loud and long at heart in filled with grief face upwarding, I am red the eyes, really just like the gambler who losing flew into a rage. 在心里头悲怆的仰天长啸一声,我通红着双眼,真宛如输急眼的赌徒。 Russian roulette, good, I play, makes you experience this Druid Uncle Lesser Evil dust-laden for a long time fearful seventh sense, stupid human, is you compels my, suffers to death meow! 俄罗斯轮盘是吧,好,我玩,就让你们见识一下本德鲁伊魔王大爷尘封已久的可怕第七感,愚蠢的人类,是你们逼我的,受死吧喵！ The index finger taps the temples, I reveal the deep vision, gazes at secure every action and every movement, the lip is trembling, said a character succinctly powerfully. 食指轻敲太阳穴,我露出深沉目光,注视着贝安沙的一举一动,嘴唇微颤,简洁有力的说了一个字。 „Next.” “下一把。” „Oh!” secure placed the hand in mushroom bag to move a position, grasped. “哦！”贝安沙放在蘑菇袋子里的手挪了一个位置,一抓。 The auricle shakes lightly, the next moment, I stare the big eye fiercely, heard, I heard! This sound...... solid powerful, and follows the slight air bubble broken sound, should be the storm mushroom! 耳扇轻抖,下一刻,我猛瞪大眼,听到了,我听到了！这声音……扎实有力,并且伴随轻微的气泡破响,应该是风暴蘑菇！ Snort, thinks the pit I, you were too tender the young Junior Sister. 哼,想坑我,你还是太嫩了小师妹。 „Next.” “下一把。” This sound, incites to make noise, just like making the hamburger steak, should be the lava mushroom, PASS, next. 这声音,滋滋作响,宛如在做油炸肉饼,应该是熔岩蘑菇,PASS,下一把。 This sound, fills strangely, wails just like Ghost, should be the five-color mushroom , to continue PASS. 这声音,充满怪异,宛如鬼魂哀嚎,应该是五彩蘑菇,继续PASS。 To, me at present one bright. 一直到第把,我眼前一亮。 The brittle sound of thin as cicada wing, so long as if adds a strength to be torn to pieces again, without a doubt, these was the snow elf mushroom without doubt! 薄如蝉翼的脆声,似乎只要再加一份力道就会支离破碎,毫无疑问,这一把就是雪精灵蘑菇无疑了！ „Was you !” I loudly shout, for fear that secure reneges on a promise, firmly holds her wrist/skill. “就是你了,第把！”我大喝一声,生怕贝安沙反悔,紧紧抓住她的手腕。 Well, is the misconception? Probably felt the evil intention of fan from the digit. 咦,是错觉吗？好像从数字中感觉到了迷之恶意。 „senior brother really determined that wants this?” “师兄真的确定要这一把？” „Un.” “嗯。” „Didn't regret?” “不后悔？” „No!” “不！” My look is bright, just like had found the life true value and significance. 我眼神炯炯,宛如已经找到了生命的真正价值和意义。 „Good, answer announcement.” secure is not loathsome, will be grabbed the hand of wrist/skill to take out from the cloth sack by me directly, brings...... the dream mushroom that full is grasping. “好吧,答案公布。”贝安沙也不拖泥带水,直接将被我抓着手腕的手从布袋里取出,带着满满一抓的……梦幻蘑菇。 ahh I come to the end of one's destiny —— ——!!! 嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷啊啊啊吾命休矣————！！！ „Worthily is the Senior Brother, the flavor of dream mushroom is most delicious.”, secure supplemented one: „Younger sister said like this.” “不愧是师兄,梦幻蘑菇的味道可是最美味的。”顿了顿,贝安沙补充一句:“妹妹是这样说的。” At this moment, I want to pat secure shoulder, was most proper the earnest expression to say to her with this whole life. 这一刻,我很想拍着贝安沙的肩膀,用这辈子最正经认真的表情对她说。 Now sends your younger sister to the place to give up drug taking, but also with enough time! 现在送你妹妹去戒毒所,还来得及！ secure does not notice me to be miserable the expression, will be full to grasp to roast the mushroom to string together, puts on the bonfire to open roasts, but also really let alone, the stance somewhat, roasted a meeting, the fragrance of mushroom also came out. 贝安沙没有注意到我惨兮兮的表情,将满满一抓烤蘑菇串起来,放到篝火上开烤,还真别说,架势是有几分,烤了一会,蘑菇的香味也出来了。 „Good good, this fire is really good.” secure nods unceasingly, the satisfied place is a little strange. “不错不错,这火真不错。”贝安沙不断点头,满意的地方有点奇怪。 Why does not satisfy the fragrance of your own craftsmanship or mushroom, but is...... the bonfire? 为什么不是满意你自己的手艺或者蘑菇的香味,而是……篝火？ WHY?! WHY？！ „Because......” secure hesitant, considers the words and expressions to explain: „Younger sister that...... cold, is very difficult to roast ripe.” “因为……”贝安沙犹豫了一下,斟酌着词语解释道:“妹妹那……冷,很难烤熟。” „Ha?” I hoodwinked completely. “哈？”我完全蒙了。 According to small Junior Sister theory, should the northeasterner eat the cold food in sauce, hair Xionggeng must eat the frozen fries? 按照小师妹这理论,东北人该吃凉拌菜,毛熊更是得吃冻薯条了是吧？ Ok, as if has various difficult reasons, I did not go into seriously, the most important thing is, cannot only have me to suffer distress, you said right, oh hahahaha haha!!! 算了,似乎有各种难以启齿的原因,我就不深究下去了,最重要的是,不能只有我一个人受难,你们说对吧,喔哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！ Abandoning something as beyond redemption exudes the evil laughter, I bring the mushroom bag, following the example one grasps toward inside, was the time, secure, should be one's turn you to play the Russian roulette. 破罐子破摔的发出邪恶笑声,我拿来蘑菇袋子,有样学样的往里面一抓,是时候了,贝安沙,该轮到你玩俄罗斯轮盘了。 Zī ~~ to incite ~~ 滋滋~~滋滋~~ In the hand broadcasts the sound that cooks similarly probably, I gawked for a half second, was screaming pulls out the hand, looks already swells hot with five carrot hand fingers, sways back and forth to call to hurt everywhere. 手上好像传来类似煎烤的声音,我愣了半秒,才尖叫着将手抽出来,看着已经肿烫的跟五根红萝卜似的手指头,满地打滚叫疼。 „Lava mushroom is a little hot, cannot make an effort to grasp.” secure sees my appearance, reminded one with good intention. “熔岩蘑菇有点烫,不可以用力抓。”贝安沙看到我的样子,好心提醒一句。 Too late! 太晚了！ Hate.....hateful, unexpectedly again and again...... secure, even if you are my lovable young Junior Sister, this time do not think that the Senior Brother can easily let off you, will not give up, come, the Russian roulette , to continue you! 可……可恶,竟然一而再,再而三的……贝安沙,就算你是我的可爱小师妹,这次也别想师兄能轻易放过你哦,不会放弃的,来吧,俄罗斯轮盘,继续走你！ Just like must pour into own thought to be the same in this god's right hand, I hold up another perfect big hand high, meditates several, grasps toward the bag, come, secure, choice! 宛如要在这神之右手中灌注自己的意念一般,我高高举起另外一只完好无损的大手,默念数声,往袋子里一抓,来吧,贝安沙,抉择吧！ „Does Senior Brother also want to play the game with secure? Good, secure must play.” This fool young Junior Sister, delivered unexpectedly on own initiative, ahem, good, omitted I urged to say( suddenly)( long-drawn-out) the strength. “师兄也要和贝安沙玩游戏吗？太好了,贝安沙要玩。”这笨蛋小师妹,竟然主动送上门来了,哼哼,太好了,省去了我劝(忽)说(悠)的力气。 „Next.” „Next.” „Next.” “下一把。”“下一把。”“下一把。” After having a relish lets I stressed several, secure as if found the feeling, the corner of the eye flashed: „Was this, secure, wanted this!” 饶有兴致的让我抓了好几把后,贝安沙仿佛找到了感觉,眼角一闪:“就是这把了,贝安沙,要这把！” Very good, takes an oath with the name of accurate tragedy emperor, stands the trial of tragic destiny, young Junior Sister! 很好,以准悲剧帝之名起誓,接受悲剧命运的审判吧,小师妹！ I in the thing the hand raise high, because secure hand wants the big reasons, the mushroom quantity no small matter that these stresses, turned time directly. 我将手中之物高高举起,因为比贝安沙的手要大许多的原因,这一把抓出来的蘑菇数量非同小可,直接就翻倍了。 This is...... this unexpectedly is...... is also the dream mushroom. 这是……这竟然是……也是梦幻蘑菇。 What, is a little slightly disappointed , was a tooth for a tooth perfectly. 什么呀,稍微有点失望,不过也罢,算是完美的以牙还牙了吧。 „secure luck, is good.” Sees is one big dream mushroom, secure is very satisfied, wait/etc, should this fellow...... the physique strong dream mushroom even not be invalid to her? “贝安沙的运气,也不错呢。”看到是一大把梦幻蘑菇,贝安沙很是满意,等等,这家伙该不会……体质强的连梦幻蘑菇对她也无效吧？ I have the premonition of not flying in circles faintly. 我隐隐有不翔的预感。 In order to avoid a more serious event, my quick-witted first hid the mushroom bag, all lived the present dream mushroom test to say again. 为了避免更严重的事件,我机智的把蘑菇袋子先藏好了,一切等活过眼前的梦幻蘑菇考验再说吧。 Saw secure adept roasted two skewers of mushrooms, I have to admire, secure who can make such dark ingredients, can roast the ordinary mushroom unexpectedly, this trained hard absolutely for dozens years...... not, even was the ability that several hundred several thousand years can discipline! 眼看着贝安沙娴熟的将两串蘑菇烤好了,我不得不佩服,能做出那样的黑暗料理的贝安沙,竟然能烤出普普通通的蘑菇,这绝对是苦练了数十年……不,甚至是数百数千年才能磨练出来的能力！ „Roasted!” secure lifts up high two skewers of mushrooms, two pitch-black ponytail also in simultaneously happy straight raising up, with mushroom skewer parallel, collected four Teletubbies all of a sudden, moe moe dá. “烤好了！”贝安沙高举两串蘑菇,两根乌黑马尾也在同时高兴的笔直竖起,和蘑菇串平行,一下子就凑齐了四个天线宝宝,萌萌哒。 „Makes me taste your craftsmanship.” My hand reaches that skewer is quite few, this is my, this is my, secure you are that skewer are quite big, do not confuse, the little darling accepts the arrangement of gate of destiny stone, dies oh hahahaha with me!!! “让我尝一尝你的手艺。”我的手伸向那一串比较少的,这是我的哦,这才是我的哦,贝安沙你是那串比较大的,可别混淆了哦,乖乖接受命运石之门的安排,和我一起死吧喔哈哈哈哈哈！！！ „It is not right.” secure shakes the head , indicating that I made a mistake the correct way of eating of mushroom...... not, accuracy said that is correct way of eating that the Senior Brother younger sister dines. “不对。”贝安沙摇了摇头,表示我弄错了蘑菇的正确吃法……不,准确说是师兄妹用餐的正确吃法。 „Person of half.” Younger brother tone that uses as if gentle sensible elder sister to urge mischievously is not free from worry, word for word bites was saying to me, secure first puts down one skewer of mushrooms, another skewer makes two halves, gives my half. “一人一半。”用着仿佛温柔懂事的姐姐叮嘱调皮不省心的弟弟般的语气,逐字逐句的咬着对我说道,贝安沙先把一串蘑菇放下,另一串扳成两半,递给我一半。 I: „......” 我:“……” Does wait/etc, play the Russian roulette also to have the yarn significance like this?! 等等,这样玩俄罗斯轮盘还有个毛线意义啊？！ Waits again, this said, I can undergo the baptism of twice dream mushroom?! Dies time insufficiently one?! 再等等,这岂不是说,我要经受两次梦幻蘑菇的洗礼？！死一次都不够？！ Looks that hands over to bother the skewer to me, brightly smiling secure, I as if saw the Hell seven giants, positive/direct belt/bring fierce smile approaches to me. 看着向我递来蘑菇串,笑容灿烂的贝安沙,我仿佛看到了地狱七巨头,正面带狰狞笑容的向我逼近过来。 This time, real pill. 这次,真的药丸。 ... 。。。