ROD :: Volume #25

#2446: Fights again, ultimate seafood bread!


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Except for the eldest sister second sister and younger sister's matter, is various places picks the experience of mushroom, picks the five-color mushroom in Rogue grassland, picks the storm mushroom in the western kingdom, picks the dream mushroom in Kula Stee forest, picks the lava mushroom in Pandemonium Fortress, picks the snow elf mushroom in Harrogath, secure, just like the Dark Continent mushroom expert! 除了大姐二姐和妹妹的事情,就是各种地方摘蘑菇的经历,在罗格草原五彩蘑菇,在西部王国摘暴风蘑菇,在库拉斯特森林摘梦幻蘑菇,在群魔堡垒摘熔岩蘑菇,在哈洛加斯摘雪精灵蘑菇,贝安沙,俨然已经是暗黑大陆的蘑菇专家了! Fed me to say wait/etc, the storm mushroom , the five-color mushroom and weren't the dream mushroom very dangerous thing? Your younger sister is really not because ate these mushrooms to be feeble? 喂我说等等,暴风蘑菇也就罢了,五彩蘑菇和梦幻蘑菇不是很危险的玩意吗?你的妹妹真不是因为吃了这些蘑菇才病弱吗? My speechless looks at secure, what kind of whole family this is, eldest sister far-fetched second sister often/common suddenly/violently walks the younger sister heavy dwelling, third child who is speaking at present, is pure as lovable as the extreme fool, doesn't such family really have the issue? Even if puts the poverty-stricken alliance, can apply for a household enjoying the five guarantees is quite appropriate to them? 我无语的看着贝安沙,这到底是怎么样的一家子呀,大姐不靠谱二姐常暴走妹妹重度宅,就连在眼前说着话的老三,也是个单纯可爱到极点的笨蛋,这样的家庭真的没问题吗?哪怕是放到穷苦的联盟,怎么也得给她们申请个五保户比较合适吧? Although filled to secure these four sisters' future worried, but also had to make me feel that the relieved matter, that is, all these, at least her these years life that described from secure very pure, besides not being able to find me very lonely, not puzzled by other trouble or the painful matter, every day was to take care of the younger sister, picked the mushroom, fed the younger sister to bother, takes care of the younger sister, picked the poisonous mushroom, fed the younger sister poisonous mushroom...... 虽然对贝安沙这四姐妹的未来充满了担忧,不过也不是没有让我感到安心的事情,那就是,从贝安沙描述的这一切来看,至少她这几年的生活过的十分纯粹,除了找不到我很寂寞以外,并没有被其他的麻烦或者痛苦的事情所困扰,每天就是照顾妹妹,摘蘑菇,喂妹妹蘑菇,照顾妹妹,摘毒蘑菇,喂妹妹毒蘑菇…… Should this really...... feel at ease? Was sorry my brain some confusions. 呃,这样真的……应该安心吗?抱歉我脑子有些混乱了。 Was cough cough, one's turn me finally? My this mammoth life, comparing you picked the mushroom every day and takes care of the younger sister to be more splendid, secure, have you prepared for surprisedly? 咳咳,终于轮到我了吗?我这波澜壮阔的人生,相比你每天摘蘑菇和照顾妹妹可是要精彩多了,贝安沙,你已经做好惊讶的准备了吗? However...... has a look at the weather, unknowingly is noon time, finds a place to sit, had the lunch, a lot of a lot of time can in any case with secure in the same place. 不过……看看天色,不知不觉已经是中午时间了,还是找个地方坐下来,吃了午饭,反正还有很多很多时间可以和贝安沙在一起。 As for this place, naturally is our first meeting places, is our secret footholds, old hotel that place abandons. 至于这个地方,当然是我们第一次见面的地点,也是我们的秘密据点,那处废弃的旧旅馆。 secure pushes to the front, as if must take undeserved credit anxiously, is running, rise with a jump two buildings, when I with time, she has turned in some covert room is looking for anything. 贝安沙一马当先,仿佛急着要邀功似的,噗哒噗哒的奔跑着,一跃而起进了二楼,等我跟上去的时候,她已经在某个隐蔽的房间翻找着什么。 Clang clang clang!!” Single-handedly holds a jug, secure has been turning the head, excited and spirited demonstrates her spoils of war to me. “铛铛铛!!”一手抱着一个坛子,贝安沙转过头,兴奋而神气的向我展示她的战利品。 „Is that...... the honey?” “那是……蜂蜜?” Guessed right, worthily is the Senior Brother.” “猜对了,不愧是师兄。” , This does not need to guess, on the other hand, I came to look for secure before time, smelled a honey flavor indistinctly, thinks is she eats the smell that the honey remained here, now looks like is not only this. 不不不,这根本不用猜吧,话说回来,我之前进来找贝安沙的时候,就隐约闻到了一股蜂蜜味道,原本以为是她在这里吃了蜂蜜残留下来的气味,现在看来不仅仅是这样。 I arrive at side secure curiously, is away from her to poke head in toward the room to look, immediately is dumbfounded, cannot speak. 我好奇的来到贝安沙身边,隔着她探头往房间里一看,顿时目瞪口呆,说不出话来。 Honey of the world altar/jar builds is so high close to the roof just like the building block, then chocked up roughly 40 even spacious rooms. 一坛坛的蜂蜜宛如积木般垒到接近屋顶那么高,然后摆满了约莫四十多平的宽敞房间。 How many altars/jars does this have heavens? The perfect number has not come, no wonder said beautifully often lacks the honey, originally arrived here! 这到底是有多少坛啊老天?已经完全数不过来了,难怪萨绮丽说时常缺蜂蜜,原来都到了这里! Continues these.” Seeing me is dumb as a wooden chicken, secure shows off her victory vigorously, dá dá slightly runs is opening another room, is honey of entire room, I said that you do want to be collector of the entire Third World honey on? “不止这些哦。”见我呆若木鸡,贝安沙更加起劲的炫耀她的战果,哒哒哒的小跑着打开另外一个房间,又是一整房间的蜂蜜,我说你这是要把整个第三世界的蜂蜜收罗到手上吗? senior brother, eats secure specially-made delicious food together.” “师兄,一起来吃贝安沙特制的美味食物吧。” Demonstrated after own spoils of war, secure is pulling completely dull me, returns to be treated as the living room by us and lives the bonfire the room, making me sit by the bonfire, she kisses/intimate own honey honey to sit down by me later, lights the bonfire. 展示了自己的战利品之后,贝安沙牵着完全呆愣的我,回到被我们当做起居室和生篝火的房间,让我坐在篝火旁边,她随后挨着我亲亲蜜蜜的一起坐下,点燃篝火。 I recovered at this time finally, look at present the bonfire of this pile of flaming combustion, looked at secure who regards as one many B dream to lower the head to turn looks for oneself four dimension pocket stances, the fine body hair of whole body set upright. 我这时候终于回过神来,看着眼前这堆熊熊燃烧的篝火,又看了看做出一副多啦B梦低头翻找自己的四次元口袋姿态的贝安沙,全身的寒毛竖了起来。 Armageddon, wants the terrifying hundred times of dark ingredients compared with salt taste Hell of small fox, can reappear the rivers and lakes? 毁天灭地,比小狐狸的咸味地狱还要恐怖百倍的黑暗料理,难道说又要重现江湖了吗? Fortunately, secure does not seem to expect that attended the meeting to meet with me, the body has not prepared too many things, in brief turned looked for the period of time, she revealed the color of being annoyed, is whispering underprepared and so on words, then decided a lunch new plan. 幸运的是,贝安沙似乎没有预料到会和我相遇,身上并没有准备太多的东西,总之翻找了一阵子,她露出懊恼之色,嘀咕着准备不足呢之类的话语,然后决定了一个午餐新方案。 Clang clang clang, because the material did not have the means to make the most sumptuous lunch therefore only to be able insufficient to eat it.” secure in thing the hand raises high, is still full many B dream manner. “锵锵锵,因为材料不足没办法做最丰盛的午餐所以只能吃它了。”贝安沙将手中之物高高举起,依然是十足的多啦B梦派头。 Looks up slightly, the fine body hair that I am with great difficulty soft raises up again. 微微抬头一看,我好不容易软下来的寒毛再次竖起。 What secure in hand is a piece of bread, together seemingly ordinary containing filling bread, but contains filling is a little strange, revealed eight foot and pair of pliers unexpectedly, what is more strange, these eight foot and pair of pliers also in jumping for joy is brandishing, making people think if at this time put the ground the bread, it met to take a walk absolutely. 贝安沙拿在手中的是一块面包,一块看似普通的夹心面包,只是夹心有点奇怪,竟然露出了八只脚和一对钳子,更奇怪的是,这八只脚和一对钳子还在活蹦乱跳的挥舞着,让人觉得这时候要是将面包放到地上,它绝对会自己走动起来。 Fatal seafood bread —— presented ahh!! 致命的海鲜面包——出现了啊啊!! I said, sells this type of rare and beautiful flowers food not to go out of business the bakery to the present? The Dark Continent person your tastes of unique?! Said, secure only did depend on a person of strength to support this extremely evil seafood bakery's operation? 我说,卖这种奇葩食物的面包店到现在还没有倒闭吗?暗黑大陆人你们的口味到底是有多独特?!还是说,贝安沙仅凭一人之力支撑起了这家万恶的海鲜面包店的经营? I cannot want to get down again, if in brief this seafood bakery if dares to arrive at Holy See mountain to come its chain store, I will give to pound it in the situation of not drinking absolutely. 我已经不敢再想下去了,总而言之要是这家海鲜面包店要是敢把它的连锁店开到教廷山来,我绝对会在滴酒不沾的情况下将它给砸了。 Person of half.” secure still remembers the correct way of eating of as before seafood bread, takes the crab bread of jumping for joy, from middle rips open neatly, incites one, that eight legs with pair of pliers, are the same just like the automobile of flameout, stops the movement slowly, hung. “一人一半。”贝安沙依旧还记得海鲜面包的正确吃法,拿着活蹦乱跳的螃蟹面包,从中间整齐撕开,滋拉一声,那八根腿和一对钳子,就宛如熄火的汽车一样,缓缓停下动作,垂了下去。 Come, senior brother .” “来,师兄,给。” I received half bread, the subconsciousness looked at one, internal organs anything, a big group mounts the flour gruel the thing, tick-tock flowed from the cross section, the whole person was not immediately good. 我接过半个面包,下意识看了一眼,内脏什么的,一大团黏糊糊的东西,滴滴答答的从断面流了下来,整个人顿时就不好了。 .” Side, after the bread soaks in the honey jug completely, secure happy loudly has stuttered, together with staining the honey of bread and hand, as well as these strange thing that flowed from the crab belly, the hard crab crab shell and crab crab claw, 32 chew, swallowed, “咔嚓,咔嚓。”身旁,将面包完全浸泡到蜂蜜坛子里后,贝安沙已经开心的大口吃起,连同沾满了面包和手的蜂蜜,以及那些从螃蟹肚子里流出来的奇怪东西,坚硬的螃蟹壳、螃蟹爪,三两口嚼一嚼,就吞咽了下去, Has a look bonfire that the previous life has, I made a difficult decision, secure intention is irrecusable, but please allow me to soak the honey the bread, then puts in the fire to roast, at least quite easy entrance. 看看眼前生起的篝火,我做了一个艰难决定,贝安沙的心意不能拒绝,但是请容我将面包泡一泡蜂蜜,然后再放到火上烤一烤,至少比较容易入口。 My really he meow quick-witted. 我真他喵的机智。 Next!” Half crab bread affirms insufficiently fills the belly, secure by imposing manner of making persistent efforts, under gaze that in I tremble violently, puts out the second bread. “下一个!”半个螃蟹面包肯定不够填饱肚子,贝安沙以再接再厉的气势,在我猛烈一颤的注视下,拿出第二个面包。 Wash bowl big containing filling bread!! 脸盆大的夹心面包啊!! Is...... so will be why big?” My stiff asking, not good feelings. “为……为什么会那么大?”我僵硬的问道,有一种不好的感觉。 Does not have the means that because contained filling said very much.” The secure proud slightly supine chin, was saying probably, originally also has the matter that the Senior Brother does not know. “没办法,因为夹心很大的说。”贝安沙骄傲的微仰下巴,好像在说,原来还有师兄不知道的事情。 No, the size of containing filling should be able...... to move at will...... entire......” was saying to be saying, I was silent. “不,夹心的大小应该可以随意……调……整……”说着说着,我就沉默了。 From the band of bread, finds out a skidding octopus mucilage tentacle slowly, cancelled the check toward me, resembles is greeting, you come, to eat me, riding freshly aggressive is delicious. 从面包的夹层中,缓缓探出一根滑溜溜的章鱼粘液触手,朝我勾了勾,似在招呼,你们来啊,来吃我啊,乘着新鲜生猛才好吃。 Underestimates from the tentacle greatly, this should be a growing up octopus , no wonder, the wash bowl that no wonder the bread must make is so big, for entire grips this octopus, I understood, I understood hahaha —— you think I will say the bastard!! 从触手大小看,这应该是一只成年章鱼,哦,难怪了,难怪面包要做的脸盆那么大,是为了将这只章鱼整个夹住啊,我懂了,我理解了哈哈哈——你以为我会这么说吗混蛋!! Hiss, the octopus has not escaped by the destiny that secure tears in half, because too does not have the means stopper to soak to the honey jug in greatly, secure will put in order altar/jar honey to pour on the bread, thinks, many but actually a altar/jar, how heroic way of eating, my Wu day day clothing/taking. “嘶啦”一声,章鱼也没逃过被贝安沙撕成两半的命运,因为太大没办法塞到蜂蜜坛子里浸泡,贝安沙就将整一坛蜂蜜倒在面包上面,想了想,又多倒了一坛,多么豪迈的吃法啊,我日天服了。 Yes, sea turtle bread of fighting it out! 紧接着是,一决胜负的海龟面包! I: „......” 我:“……” Looks at one just under the fresh hot sea turtle egg, slides from round table size the band of bread, fell place egg-yolk, I fall into am silent for a very long time. 看着一个刚刚下出来的新鲜热乎海龟蛋,从圆桌大小的面包的夹层中滑出来,摔了一地蛋黄,我陷入久久沉默。 Sorry, secure, I am full, is really full. 抱歉,贝安沙,我已经饱了,真的已经饱了。 Actually......” secure is eating the honey sea turtle bread in gulps, has not forgotten to open the mouth to show off her seafood feast. “其实……”贝安沙大口大口的吃着蜂蜜海龟面包,还不忘开口炫耀她的海鲜大餐。 Actually the whale...... the whale...... Hamm Hamm( swallows chews sound) the ultimate challenge...... Hamm Hamm, that was really a little...... Hamm Hamm...... too big...... Hamm Hamm......” “其实还有鲸……鲸鱼……哈姆哈姆(吞嚼声)的终极挑战……哈姆哈姆,那个实在是有点……哈姆哈姆……太大了……哈姆哈姆……” Decided, tomorrow will make soldier go that strange seafood restaurant sealing, to waste the charge of food and deceit ignorant young girl! 决定了,明天就让士兵去把那家奇怪的海鲜店给封了,以浪费食物和欺骗无知少女的罪名! ...... …… After lunch that the happy desire cries, secure somewhat had not given full expression, licks still to remain the finger of honey taste, the vision looked to covering the belly, was pale, body on the verge of collapse moe moe the Senior Brother, she contained the finger suddenly. 令人幸福欲哭的午饭过后,贝安沙有些意犹未尽,舔了舔尚残留着蜂蜜味的手指,目光看向捂着肚子,脸色发青,身体摇摇欲坠的萌萌哒师兄,她忽然含起来手指头。 Meat dumpling, good to eat.” “肉包子,好想吃。” Un?” I have turned head, to the look that secure blister is looking at anxiously. “嗯?”我回过头,正对着贝安沙眼巴巴看过来的眼神。 Right? To eat the meat dumpling? 是吗?想吃肉包子吗? Here should have to sell.” Feels her head gently, I asked that you will buy the honey, bought the seafood bread, do not tell me not to buy the meat dumpling. “这里应该有卖吧。”温柔摸着她的头,我问道,你都会买蜂蜜,买海鲜面包,别告诉我不会买肉包子。 „Has.” secure puzzled nod, swung swinging: But, the flavor is not right, with the Senior Brother to the difference that I eat, secure likes the Senior Brother to my meat dumpling.” “有是有。”贝安沙困惑的点点头,又摇了摇:“但是,味道不对,和师兄给我吃的不一样,贝安沙喜欢师兄给我的肉包子。” So that's how it is, the Valise craftsmanship was certainly needless saying that delicious ten times of hundred times that definitely the ratio bought, what I was gratified, although secure fondness rare and beautiful flowers, but after all was a little normal sense of taste. 原来如此,维拉丝的手艺当然是不用说,肯定比买的好吃十倍百倍,我欣慰的是,贝安沙的喜好虽然奇葩,但总归还是有一点正常味觉。 Without the issue, in the afternoon, in the evening, had the genuine meat dumpling to eat probably at the latest.” “没问题,大概下午,最迟晚上,就有原汁原味的肉包子吃了。” senior brother long live!” Two pitch-black ponytail super revolving, secure of incarnation glutton was throwing excitedly , to continue to use to make one lose face the move to me. “师兄万岁!”两根乌黑马尾高速旋转着,化身吃货的贝安沙兴奋扑了过来,继续对我使用蹭脸招数。 Good, rubs again, the face hid to you rub.” secure enthusiasm really makes my Senior Brother also happy, is shy, separates with her with great difficulty, she pasted, cross sits on my two legs, shows face-to-face the posture of hug, is immersed in the bosom, but traded a goal , the delightful cheek continues to rub in my arms. “好了好了,再蹭,脸皮子都要给你蹭掉了。”贝安沙的热情实在让我这个师兄又高兴,又是害羞,好不容易和她分开,她又贴了上来,跨坐在我的两条腿上,摆出面对面拥抱的姿势,埋首在怀,只不过是换了个目标,小小的,甜美的脸蛋在我怀里继续蹭着。 Mysterious dark gold merchant who right, secure, spread recently, should be you.” I remember this matter suddenly, therefore spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “对了,贝安沙,最近流传的神秘暗金商人,应该就是你吧。”我忽然想起这件事,于是随口问道。 Mysterious dark gold merchant?” Bosom secure disclosed the puzzled tone. “神秘暗金商人?”怀里的贝安沙透露出困惑语气。 Had recently presented several times, is hoodwinking the big cape, specializes in selling the merchant of dark gold and green.” “就是最近出现过几次的,蒙着大斗篷,专卖暗金和绿装的商人。” What Senior Brother said is this, right, is secure.” Young Junior Sister tone indifferent nod, indicated that this is not worth the matter that conceals and shows off...... “师兄说的是这个呀,没错,是贝安沙。”小师妹语气淡然的点了点头,表示这并不是什么值得隐瞒和夸耀的事情…… ... 。。。
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