*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „The Worldstone teleportation connection is conducted how, smooth?” Saw that no means obtain the thing of wish from the Akara mouth, I also lost heart, many years of being together has to do, I have long known intelligence quotient disparity of both sides. “世界之石传送连接进行的怎么样,顺利吗？”眼看没办法从阿卡拉口中得到想要的东西,我也就死心了,多年的相处打交道,我早就知道双方的智商差距。 „Un, but also is smooth, if can preserve this momentum, about month can connect most mostly on.” When speaking of this good news, Akara also beams from ear to ear, happy serious. “嗯,还算顺利,如果能保持这个势头的话,最多半个月左右就能连接上了。”说到这个好消息时,阿卡拉也是笑逐颜开,开心的不得了。 „Compared with being expected spent a long time, in addition already over one month.” I whispered greedily, obviously initially Old Man Fara and I had said the smooth words could not spend for a month. “比预料中花了更长时间呢,加起来已经超过一个月了。”我却贪心不足的嘀咕了一句,明明当初法拉老头和我说过顺利的话花不了一个月时间。 „That is because had a problem, originally does not take one month.” A Akara thread of conversation revolution, making me blurry. “那是因为出现了点问题,本来是不需要一个月时间的。”阿卡拉话锋一转,让我迷糊了。 „Didn't say smoothly all? How to have the problem?” “不是说一切顺利吗？怎么又出现问题了？” „It is not the technical issue, is the issue in choice.” “不是技术上的问题,是选择方面的问题。” „Grandma Akara, you said that confused me, can say is simpler?” After all you also know that the intelligence quotient of Savior read very much remnantly, right, how forgave? “阿卡拉奶奶,你这么说都把我搞糊涂了,能不能说的更简单一些？”喏,毕竟你也知道救世主的智商很残念,对吧,体谅一下如何？ „About choosing whom and issue of Harrogath heart connection.” “是关于选择谁和哈洛加斯心脏连接的问题。” „Who?” “谁？” „Right, we have the two choice, First World’s Worldstone and Second World’s Worldstone.” “没错,我们有两个选择,第一世界的世界之石和第二世界的世界之石。” „So that's how it is.” I somewhat mastered: „According to the truth should be First World’s Worldstone is quite appropriate, now? Chose?” “原来如此。”我有些搞懂了:“按道理来说应该是第一世界的世界之石比较合适吧,现在呢？选择好了吗？” „Naturally, time from the beginning indeed is the plan with First World’s Worldstone, but this involves the capacity and other factors, you also know, the First World’s Worldstone frequency of use must be bigger than Second World’s Worldstone many.” “当然了,一开始的时候的确是打算用第一世界的世界之石,可是这涉及到负载量等许多因素,你也知道,第一世界的世界之石使用频率要大过第二世界的世界之石许多。” „Un, is such matter, therefore chooses Second World’s Worldstone now?” “嗯,是这么回事,所以现在选择了第二世界的世界之石？” I nod, this is very easy to understand, even if by my intelligence quotient, entry First World arrives at Second World adventurer, not necessarily everyone can smooth entry Second World go to Third World, should say this ratio also less than half. 我点了点头,这很容易理解,哪怕是以我的智商,通关第一世界来到第二世界的冒险者,未必人人都能顺利通关第二世界前往第三世界,应该说这个比率还不到一半。 On the one hand in the experience process, would presenting Sacrifice, on the other hand, many adventurer talent aptitude, cannot support them to break through to the false domain boundary, goes to the Third World pass not only to defeat Baal clone, achieves the false domain is also a standard, these adventurer because of the talent ability issue, are doomed not to have the means to go to Third World, can only seek the arrangement in addition. 一方面是在历练的过程中,总会出现牺牲,另外一方面,许多冒险者的天赋资质,并不能支持他们突破到伪领域境界,前往第三世界的通行证不仅仅是要打败巴尔分身,是否达到伪领域也是一项标准,这些冒险者因为天赋能力问题,注定没办法前往第三世界,只能另寻安排。 In addition, other reasons, this ratio can have 1/3 in brief, the alliance should be happy. 除此之外,还有其他各种原因,总之这个比率能有三分之一,联盟就该乐开怀了。 In this case, the First World’s Worldstone frequency of use, naturally must be much more than Second World, therefore considering the words of load issue, chooses Second World’s Worldstone to connect, indeed is a truth, but I do not believe only then this reason. 这种情况下,第一世界的世界之石使用频率,自然要远远大于第二世界,所以考虑到负载问题的话,选择第二世界的世界之石进行连接,也的确是个道理,但我不相信只有这一个原因。 „In addition, other reasons?” “除此之外呢,还有其他原因吗？” „Un, other consideration factors, even includes some premonition intuitions, without means and you very good explanation.” “嗯,还有其他考虑因素在内,甚至是包括一些预感直觉,没办法和你很好的说明。” „Without the relations are not related, which Worldstone with has no influence on me, sits Worldstone teleportation issue at most a time.” I shake the head, somewhat understands many worries of Akara at heart indistinctly. “没关系没关系,用哪个世界之石对我来说没什么影响,顶多是多坐一次世界之石传送的问题。”我摇了摇头,心里也隐约有些明白阿卡拉的诸多顾虑。 „In other words, has officially decided that connects now with Second World’s Worldstone, and most also had the time to connect the Hell world for half a month smoothly?” “也就是说,现在已经正式决定用第二世界的世界之石进行连接,并且最多还有半个月时间就能顺利连通地狱世界了吗？” „Very much so, asking the patience to wait.” “正是如此,请耐心等待吧。” „I to am indifferent, but also has these days time, should consider that what good does, I cannot help in the camp, should go to Third World?” “我到是无所谓,只是还有这么些天的时间,该考虑一下干些什么好,在营地我也帮不上什么忙,是不是该去趟第三世界呢？” „You do not raise, I will also suggest that you do that although there are reinforcements in private from various clans, but do not forget our adventurer alliance is the main force, but these main forces, I thought that you best to go to Third World, the choice, there you were also familiar personally after all, knew many people.” “你不提,我也会建议你这么做,虽然有来自各族的私下援军,但别忘了我们冒险者联盟才是主力,而这些主力,我觉得你最好自己去第三世界一趟,亲自挑选,毕竟那里你也熟悉了,认识了不少人。” „Said is also, I have the little advance plan, but does not know that Sir Rafel does give up?” Thinks that must go to Third World to choose the Lesser Evil army, my being able not help titter, this is equal to digging Rafel's corner, she is glad to be strange. “说的也是,我心里已经有一点点腹案了,只是不知道拉斐尔大人舍不舍得？”想到要去第三世界挑选魔王军,我就情不自禁的偷笑起来,这等于是挖拉斐尔的墙角啊,她乐意才怪呢。 „Hehe, this may be beyond control she, relax, Rafel most acts difficult, awkward you, will not really stop you to do that she is a taking the entire situation into account person.” Senior best friend Akara of as Rafel, comforts me to say with a smile. “呵呵呵,这可由不得她,放心吧,拉斐尔最多闹闹别扭,为难一下你,不会真的阻拦你这么做,她是个顾全大局的人。”身为拉斐尔的资深闺蜜的阿卡拉,笑着安慰我道。 „Issue is this awkward, you also know the method that Sir Rafel plays with the person, may really unable to endure.” “问题就是这个为难一下,你也知道拉斐尔大人作弄人的手段,可真让人吃不消啊。” „I may not have the means that you take on much, must have as the Lesser Evil bearing.” “那我可没办法了,你多多担待吧,要有身为魔王的气量。” „I gave Grandma Akara you to complete Lesser Evil simply.” “那我干脆把魔王让给阿卡拉奶奶你做好了。” I flip the supercilious look, why, why, to make this Lesser Evil, the work load one came up, the pay has not added that no, should say that never had pay thing, bore the burden of responsibility, not only stopped, now must make me relax the bearing, was my must make the rhythm of Holy Mother? 我翻了翻白眼,凭什么,凭什么呀,做了这个魔王,工作量一下就上去了,薪酬也没加,不,应该说就从来没有薪酬这玩意,任劳任怨不单止,现在还要让我放宽气量,我这是要做圣母的节奏吗？ Complained after Akara, my running back family/home, asked the girls to seek the body and mind to comfort, mixed one day later, finally remembered must go to Third World to look for the greasy Senior Sister...... not, was the principal force. 跟阿卡拉抱怨了一番之后,我屁颠屁颠的跑回家,找女孩们寻求身心安慰去了,这么混了一天后,终于想起还要去第三世界寻找油腻的师姐……哦不,是主力部队。 Recently always thought that going to Third World was also more and more optional, was this good deed or the misdemeanor? 最近总觉得啊,去第三世界也是越来越随意了,这到底是好事还是坏事呢？ Because went to relations of Hell world on own initiative, girls' nerve as if also became more tenacious, no longer reduced after me for the first time Hell world came back must go to Third World each time, nervous, for fear that I got so far as the Hell world again. 因为主动又去了一趟地狱世界的关系,女孩们的神经似乎也变得更强韧了,不再像我第一次沦落地狱世界回来之后每次要去第三世界那样,紧张兮兮,生怕我再被弄到地狱世界。 According to the view of Lina, Big Brother Wu went to two Hell world, even if not fall there carefully, will still know road that goes home, moreover now the Hell world and Second World passage also soon connected, necessity that has not been worried about. 按照琳娅的说法,吴大哥已经去过两趟地狱世界,就算再不小心落到那里,也应该知道回家的路了,而且现在地狱世界和第二世界的通道也快要连通了,就更没有担心的必要。 Therefore, I harbor several points of lonely feeling, under send-off of girls after the turnover, arrives at Third World again. 于是,我怀着几分寂寞感,在女孩们的送别下几经周转,再次来到第三世界。 Just stepped into Third World Rogue Encampment, I have not handled the unnecessary matter, rushed to Rafel's tent directly, planned to hit her one unexpectedly, was caught off guard. 刚踏入第三世界罗格营地,我没有做多余的事情,径直奔向拉斐尔的帐篷,打算打她一个出其不意,措手不及。 Rafel this sly fox movement is who would imagine quicker, I just arrived at the tent entrance, outside sees is setting upright a sign, above writes Hell monster and small Wu can not enter. 岂料拉斐尔这只狡猾的狐狸动作更快,我刚到帐篷门口,就看到外面竖着一块牌子,上面写着地狱怪物与小小吴不得入内。 My goodness, in her eyes, I have been equal to disasters general monster, as for? As for? 好家伙,在她眼中,我已经和洪水猛兽一般的怪物等同起来了,至于吗？至于吗？ I naturally not obedient obedient, pulls out the sign, throws by far, then lifts the tent entrance to enter inside. 我当然不会乖乖听话,把牌子一拔,扔得远远,然后掀开帐门进入里面。 Has not seen Rafel's trace, to saw the second sign, above writes: If were small Wu comes, beautiful graceful noble great dance double Ji hundred clan princesses not. 没有看到拉斐尔的踪影,到是又看到了第二块牌子,上面写着:如果是小小吴来了的话,美丽优雅高贵伟大的歌舞双姬百族公主殿下不在。 „......” Catches up with the person not to forget to boast, what narcissistic energy this is, although Rafel indeed has the narcissistic capital. “……”赶人还不忘自夸,这是一种什么样的自恋精神,虽然拉斐尔的确有自恋的资本。 Suddenly, in the room a sound of rustling sound made me raise up the ear, naturally was pulls up to discard the sign, the movement endured the ratio to pull out agily 【bi】 Brutal, then moves toward in the room with stride the inside room. 忽然,房间内一阵悉悉索索的声音让我竖起了耳朵,自然是又将牌子拔起扔掉,动作之利索堪比拔【哔】无情,然后大步走向屋内里间。 Had peeped in the leg wool immortal, is suspending in many spices rooms, Rafel light snort/hum song, is manipulating her pots and blows, where looks like the alliance elder, to seeming like caring for the aged. 在腿毛仙人曾经窥视过的,摆着许多香料的房间里,拉斐尔正轻哼小曲,摆弄着她的坛坛罐罐,哪像联盟长老,到像是在养老。 Suddenly detected that my sound of footsteps, her surprised turning head, with my vision straight relative, after such as gawked dull for several seconds, she made one to let my bewildered movement suddenly, in the spice in jug the hand wiped toward the fair beautiful cheek on ruthlessly, the spice that even if irritated the nose strong also choked the straight cough to refuse to balk. 忽然察觉到我的脚步声,她惊讶的回过头,和我的目光直直相对,如是呆愣了数秒后,她忽然做了一个让我莫名其妙的动作,将手中坛子里的香料往白皙美艳的脸蛋上狠狠一抹,哪怕被浓重刺鼻的香料呛得直咳嗽也在所不惜。 „cough cough coughs, who you are, how can go into the room of beautiful moving Sir Rafel arbitrarily, while convenient a saying, I was the servant of attendance spice Sir Rafel invited recently newly, you did not know that I was also very normal matter.” “咳咳咳,你是谁,怎么能擅自闯入美丽动人的拉斐尔大人的屋内,顺便一说,我是拉斐尔大人最近新聘请的照顾香料的佣人,你不认识我也是很正常的事情。” I: „......” 我:“……” Good, who can teach me now, where should start to complain is quite good, I will complain the title of emperor to give him. 好吧,现在谁能教一教我,到底该从哪里开始吐槽比较好,我将吐槽帝的称号让给他。 „Right? Isn't beautiful moving Sir Rafel actually at home?” Thinks, I decided this suppresses the full play to develop, having a look at Rafel can throw actually the moral integrity and ashamed heart achieves what degree. “是吗？美丽动人的拉斐尔大人竟然不在家吗？”想了想,我决定把这场憋足的戏演下去,看看拉斐尔能抛却节操和羞耻心做到什么程度。 Putting on airs looked at several toward inside, I show the disappointed expression, if is really not, has not deceived me! 装模作样的往里面望了几眼,我露出失望表情,果真不在,没有骗我哇！ „Right, she is not at home now, went out, probably good some time to come back, you looked for her time probably, she definitely was not at home.” Hears the beautiful moving this phrase, opposite party slightly proud very has that to lose to granddaughter's chest, should say with the delightful sound just like the spirited lark equally. “对对对,她现在不在家,外出去了,大概好一段时间才能回来,大概你来找她的时候,她肯定不在家。”听得美丽动人这个字眼,对方微微骄傲的挺起那完败给孙女的胸膛,宛如神气的百灵鸟一样用悦耳声音应道。 „Is this, that did not have the means.” I ponder the moment, sighs. “是这样啊,那就没办法了。”我沉思片刻,叹了一口气。 „Without the means is good, without the means is very good, obedient where gives me to come, where returns goes.” Rafel who the chicken pecking meter/rice is nodding 【Spice maid】, As if not plan to conceal own status, said with very familiar and rampant tone urging. “没办法好,没办法很好,乖乖的给我从哪里来,就回哪去吧。”小鸡啄米般点着头的拉斐尔的【香料女佣】,似乎已经不打算掩饰自己的身份了,用很是熟悉且嚣张的语气催促道。 „No, I said does not have the means that referred to without means first to explain to Sir Rafel was clear, dispatched to make me that obtain from Grandma Akara, since Sir Rafel were not, in a short time did not have the means to come back, bypassed her to act directly does not have the issue.” “不,我说的没办法,是指没办法向拉斐尔大人先解释清楚了,调遣令我已经从阿卡拉奶奶那获得,拉斐尔大人既然不在,短时间内也没办法回来的话,直接绕过她行动也没问题。” Does intentionally awkward sigh one, I turn around to want, suddenly pū passes one, the back leg sinks, is also hard to raise the foot to leave again. 故作为难的叹息一声,我转身欲走,忽然噗通一声,紧接着后脚一沉,再也难以提脚离开。 Has turned head, sees only the spice that on Rafel face wipes carelessly suo suo to fall, but the exposition the hundred clan princesses of true colors, look like the child who acts difficult to be the same at this time, sits on the ground, stubbornly grasps my leg. 回过头,只见拉斐尔脸上胡乱抹的香料已经嗦嗦掉落,而暴露出真面目的百族公主殿下,此时就像是闹别扭的小孩子一样,坐在地上,死死的将我一条腿抱住。 „wū wū wū, went too far, Akara went too far, how can like this, I be the Third World head, how can not undergo my agreement to do that you bully me, I was not this hundred clan princesses!” “呜呜呜,太过分了,阿卡拉太过分了,怎么能这样,我可是第三世界的负责人,怎么能不经过我的同意就这么做,你们都欺负我,我不做这个百族公主了！” No, you are not hundred clan princesses to are nothing relate, saving the time and energy flower above the work of Third World head, really asked. 不,你不做百族公主到是没什么关系,把节约下来的时间和精力花在第三世界负责人的工作上面吧,真的拜托了。 Rafel as if also detected the slip in speech ,( false) cried is louder: „I was not this alliance head!” 拉斐尔似乎也察觉到了口误,顿了顿,(假)哭的更大声:“我不做这个联盟负责人了！” Without the means that I can only turn around, the good words persuaded: „Sir Rafel, Grandma Akara with me said that you are a taking the entire situation into account person, should be able to understand that is right.” 没办法,我只能重新转过身,好言相劝:“拉斐尔大人,阿卡拉奶奶才和我说你是个顾全大局的人,应该能理解才对。” „Did not understand, I did not understand, does not want to understand!” “不理解,我不理解,一点也不想理解！” Visits me with one pair and a Lina nine points of being an excellent likeness moist pitiful beautiful eye, Rafel put out the move of appealing: „Small Wu, we are the good friends is right?” 用一双和琳娅九分神似的湿润可怜美目看着我,拉斐尔拿出了动之以情的招数:“小小吴,我们是好朋友对吧？” „No, is the good friend, rather relates a closer family member.” I look reluctantly, Sir Rafel, you still remembers that your treasure granddaughter is my wife? “不,与其说是好朋友,倒不如说是关系更密切的亲人。”我面露无奈,拉斐尔大人,您还记得您的宝贝孙女是我的妻子吗？ „In other words is not only the friend, is family member's dual relations?” Rafel as if found the blind spot, reveals 【Maternal aunt big】 Flashing past sharp vision. “也就是说既是朋友,又是亲人的双重关系咯？”拉斐尔仿佛找到了盲点,露出【姨妈大】的一闪而过锐利目光。 „Since is the so close relations, why must to me, not know like this Third World is also short of manpower? In order to deploy troops for defense I am badly battered, how can you make such cruel matter?” “既然是如此亲密的关系,为什么还要这样对我,难道说不知道第三世界也缺人吗？为了布防我可是已经焦头烂额,你怎么能做出这么残忍的事情？” „The words that but does not do that the foothold in Hell world does not have the means to construct.” “但是不这么做的话,地狱世界的据点就没办法建设下去啊。” „Not the support of some clans?” “不是有各族的支援吗？” „Population is insufficient, according to the discussion decided, each clan only sends about ten people, collects also 60-70 people, but also is less than hundred, you think to look, solemn eighth Lesser Evil including 100 subordinates not to have, should this disgraced?” “人数根本不够,按照商议决定,每族只派十人左右,凑起来也就60-70人,还不到百呢,你想想看,堂堂的第八魔王连一百个手下都没有,这该有多丢人？” „Small Wu has never had the moral integrity and dignified this type of thing in any case, said again what relations small Wu disgraced does have with me?” Rafel face casts aside, vision swiveleye low voice honk shouts, happen to listened to by me. “反正小小吴就从来没有过节操和威严这种东西,再说了小小吴丢人和我有什么关系？”拉斐尔脸一撇,目光斜视的小声嘟嚷道,正好被我听个正着。 This fellow...... this fellow...... I with good intention and she explained, spoke the truth bright fact, she actually showed a countenance of dead fellow daoist undying this poor Daoist, simply excessively. 这家伙……这家伙……我好心和她解释,讲道理明事实,她却摆出一副死道友不死贫道的嘴脸,简直过分。 „Since this, I choose the manpower also to have no relations with Sir Rafel.” I was angry, suspends the foot ruthlessly, plans to pull out leaves. “既然这样,那我去挑选人手也和拉斐尔大人没有任何关系。”我生气了,狠狠一摆脚,打算抽离。 „Wait, wait/etc, small Wu, I am cracking a joke, is really, when became cannot play the joke, was because worked as the relations of Lesser Evil?” “等等,等等,小小吴,我是在开玩笑的,真是的,什么时候变得那么开不起玩笑了,是因为当了魔王的关系吗？” The complexion changes, Rafel shows the beautiful moving smile suddenly, frowns to smile the charming and sultry, tender and beautiful desire drops. 脸色一变,拉斐尔忽然露出明媚动人的笑容,颦笑之间风情万种,娇艳欲滴。 Suddenly reveals the noble mature stance, is these hundred changes one of the princess's stunts, but asked that leaves under this shape rigidly adheres to my leg not to put again? 忽然就露出高贵成熟的姿态,也是这百变公主的特技之一,但是拜托了,在这种形态下别再死抱着我的腿不放了可以吗？ „Really cracks a joke?” “真的是开玩笑？” „Naturally real, how I may not support small Wu, we are anything relate, actually the list has even helped small Wu draw up, you look.” Is speaking, Rafel attentive hands over a paper. “当然是真的,我怎么可能会不支持小小吴呢,我们是什么关系,其实连名单都已经帮小小吴拟定好了,你看。”说着话,拉斐尔殷勤的把一张纸递过来。 I received look, a series of lists, it is estimated that 20-30, the quantitative aspect to is a little sincerity, but is the personal name that some does not know. 我接过一看,一连串的名单,估计有20-30个,数量方面到是有点诚意,但都是一些不认识的人名。 „Who are these people......? How hasn't heard?” “这些人……是谁？怎么一个都没听说过？” My in any case mixed a lot of time in Third World, does not dare to mediate to have wide acquaintance( liquor) compared with Tugra Kov of friend, however the person of understanding were also many, suddenly puts out this 20-30 individuals, actually has not heard including one, doesn't feel somewhat strangely? 我好歹在第三世界混了不少时间,不敢说和广交好(酒)友的图拉科夫相比,但是认识的人也不少了,忽然拿出这20-30个人,竟然连一个都没听说过,不觉得有些诡异吗？ „, Was nearly one year just arrived at the Third World rookie, following several were very outstanding blacksmith and mason, I heard that Holy See mountain spoiled looking awful, looked for these technical artisans especially, what kind of, thought through a matter.” Hundred clan princesses blink the beautiful pupils of several sky blue, the vision is pure and sparking, I really for your good sincere expression. “哦,都是近一年刚来到第三世界的新人,后面几个更是十分优秀的铁匠和石匠,我听说教廷山被糟蹋的不成样子,特地找来了这些技术工匠,怎么样,用心良苦吧。”百族公主殿下眨巴几下天蓝色的美眸,目光纯真而闪亮,一副我是真的为了你好的真诚表情。 I: „......” 我:“……” ... 。。。