ROD :: Volume #25

#2411: How I become the hoodlum to be your mistake!


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Everyone plays probably very happy appearance, can we join one meow?” “大家玩的好像很开心的样子,我们能加入一份喵?” When Hans is facing the unprecedented confidence crisis, makes him feel that together such as washes the sweet dew the sound never the distant place to appear. 正当汉斯面临着前所未有的信任危机时,一道让他觉得如沐甘露的声音从不远处出现。 Originally is the greenwood bar maidservant three people of groups. 原来是绿林酒吧侍女三人组。 I look at each other one with the shy vision with a smile with a smile, is greets, frowns slightly. 我笑着和碧丝含笑羞涩的目光对视一眼,算是打了招呼,紧接着微微皱起眉头。 Aiya, does not know why saw recently these three people appear, always had the huge anxiety to the future of greenwood bar, hasn't really related? Your three bar principal players always run all over the place, perhaps is that valiant proprietress squatting now behind the bar weeps bitterly? 哎呀,不知道为何最近看到这三个人出现,总是对绿林酒吧的前途产生了巨大忧虑,真的没关系吗?你们三个酒吧台柱老是乱跑,那个彪悍的老板娘现在说不定正蹲在吧台后面痛哭哦? „Can you really join?” I referred to Hans, has a look, is it possible that one year does not see, did she add newly shook the M attribute? “你真的要加入?”我指了指汉斯,又看看菲妮,莫非一年不见,她又新加了抖M属性? „, Saves me!” “菲妮,救我!” Although class is different, has said goodbye to adventurer and wanderer now basically, started with single-hearted devotion her false mother maidservant, most was a guest performer the grave robber occasionally, but always ignored a proper occupation led her two little friend to come the camp to play, they had the friendship with Ricken Hans who also ignored a proper occupation, the doing dead emperor attribute of tragedy emperor attribute and nag, now has praised outside. 虽然职业不同,菲妮现在已经基本告别冒险者和流浪者,专心做起她的伪娘侍女了,最多偶尔客串一下盗墓贼,但老是不务正业的带着她的两个小伙伴来营地玩耍,和同样不务正业的里肯汉斯他们结下了友谊,菲妮的悲剧帝属性和老马的作死帝属性,现在已经扬名于外。 Meow?” poor|Fei looked at pitiful Hans one eyes, looked at everyone one eyes, tilts the head thinks. “喵?”菲妮看了可怜兮兮的汉斯一眼,又看了大家一眼,歪头一想。 Is sorry meow, I want to join cousin this side meow.” Has saying that although is the tragedy emperor, but especially smart, distinguished clearly the situation, because just in the especially smart situation is still the tragedy emperor, makes people think pitiful, the destiny makes one. “抱歉喵,我想加入表哥这一边喵。”不得不说,虽然是悲剧帝,但菲妮格外的机灵,一眼就分清了局势,但正因为在格外机灵的情况下依然是悲剧帝,才让人觉得可悲,命运弄人。 No!!!” Is sent out the desperate pitiful yell by Hans who the whole staff betrays. “不!!!”被全员背叛的汉斯发出绝望惨叫。 Does not cry, does not cry.” At this moment, flatter colored glaze handed over the handkerchief to the Elder Brother. “不哭,不哭。”就在这时,阿琉斯给哥哥递上了手帕。 Hannah, you......” is looking at the handkerchief in hand, Hans's tears are more turbulent. “汉娜,你……”愣愣看着手中的手帕,汉斯的泪水更加汹涌。 ~~ ~ sorry, Hannah, I am unfair to you , helping your marriage take responsibility arbitrarily, disregards your opinion, my Elder Brother works as is unqualified.” Hans cries wipes the eye with the handkerchief, in the heart is wanting to sing a world, only then the younger sister is good. ~~~对不起,汉娜,我对不起你,擅自帮你的婚姻做主,无视你的主见,我这个哥哥当的太不合格了。”汉斯边哭边用手帕擦着眼睛,心中直想唱上一首世界只有妹妹好。 Suddenly, Hans's movement stop gets down, as if changes to a stone carving, swollen that slightly then, his stiff raising the head, eye cries to be swollen, could not have opened. 忽然,汉斯的动作停顿下来,仿佛化作一座石雕,然后,他僵硬的抬起头,眼睛似哭肿了的微微浮肿,已经睁不开了。 man (Han)...... Hannah?” “汉……汉娜?” Relieved, on handkerchief, in addition a point, hot pepper water.” The flatter colored glaze corner of the eye flashes through together the sharp ray. “安心,手帕上,加了一点,辣椒水。”阿琉斯眼角闪过一道锐利光芒。 ahh ahh oh oh oh oh oh cock-a-doodle-doo oh —— —— ——!!” the next moment, Hans's pitiful yell sound penetrating entire mage association. 啊啊啊啊噢噢噢噢噢喔喔喔——————!!”下一刻,汉斯的惨叫声响彻整个法师公会。 Without thinking of this little spoiled female also very black belly, where studies? I later may result in select carefully. 啧,没想到这只小腐女也挺腹黑的,到底是从哪里学来的?我以后可得小心点了。 After having put in order Hans, everyone also ceased all activities, starts to chat with pauses, Valise they were no exception, to hold the words of celebration party, girls Valise according to the truth, should be the busiest time particularly, but Akara said all her entire packages, including banquet, therefore Valise they were rare, idle even does not know that should make any good. 整过汉斯以后,大家也偃旗息鼓,开始有一搭没一搭的闲聊了,就连维拉丝她们也不例外,本来举行庆祝会的话,按道理来说女孩们尤其是维拉丝,应该是最忙的时候,可是阿卡拉说了一切她全包,包括宴会,所以维拉丝她们难得清闲,清闲的甚至不知道该做些什么好。 Sir, wants the tea to drink? Said the lukewarm water, mind-clearing water, the fruit juice , the vegetables juice is also good, heard that has the nutrition very much, but the liquor is not good.” “大人,要茶喝吗?还是说温水,清神水,果汁,啊,蔬菜汁也行,听说很有营养,但是酒可不行。” Side arrives, compared with Valise that the maidservant must fulfill responsibility with all one's heart, as if in happy swings the small running dog to ask to me. 来到身边,比侍女还要尽心尽责的维拉丝,仿佛在开心的摇着小狗尾巴般向我问道。 Ehm, makes cup of tea to me, asked.” “嗯啊,给我泡杯茶吧,拜托了。” After moment...... 片刻过后…… Sir, can drink tea?” “大人,要喝茶吗?” Good...... good.” “好……好的。” Sir, can drink tea?” “大人,要喝茶吗?” But my cup has not drunk up......” “但是我这杯还没有喝完……” Is cool, I trade one cup to you again.” “已经凉了,我再给你换一杯。” Sir, can drink tea?” “大人,要喝茶吗?” Just crossed for one minute, you look do not have coolly......” “可是才刚刚过了一分钟,你看也没有凉……” Always drinks tea will unable to fall asleep in the evening, I trade other to you.” “老是喝茶晚上会睡不着的,我给你换点其他吧。” Then on fruit juice.” “那就果汁吧。” Sir......” “大人……” Therefore throughout the afternoon, I went to ten lying down restrooms. 于是一整个下午,我去了十躺厕所。 Hateful, when I can marry to look like the Valise that virtuous female.” Looks that this old hoodlums were in the tears infiltrated the blood. “可恶啊,我何时才能娶到像维拉丝那么贤惠的女子。”看着这一幕的老光棍们更是眼泪里渗了血。 I thought that I found us until now the reason of hoodlum!” Kurt pats the palm, reveals the truth, only then a sharp vision, sees everyone to listen in reverent attention, complacent say/way. “我觉得我找到了我们至今还是光棍的原因了!”库特一拍手心,露出真相只有一个的锐利目光,见大家洗耳恭听,才洋洋得意道。 Because we always come to every Boss here to play, saw Valise they, eats meal that Valise they made, the vision naturally changed high, did not strive for being able to marry the wives like former Rogue three great beauty, but was at least not as good always should have, but was not as good as Valise the female, as soon as planned looked difficultly, therefore is hitting the hoodlum to the present.” “因为我们老是来凡老大这里玩啊,见惯了维拉丝她们,吃惯了维拉丝她们做的菜,眼界自然而然就变高了,不求能娶到像以前罗格三大美人这样的妻子,但至少略逊一筹的总应该有吧,但是偏偏就连略逊维拉丝她们一筹的女子还是难找,所以才到现在都打着光棍。” Said probably a little truth.” “说的好像有点道理。” Cannot.” I think, actually has to acknowledge rational that Kurt said that indeed, girl like Valise, even if looked everywhere three still to be probably difficult to find one. “不会吧。”我想了想,却不得不承认库特说的有理,的确,像维拉丝这样的女孩呀,就算找遍三界大概也再难找到一个。 However is not right, actually should some. 不过还是不对,其实应该还是有的吧。 You look, Ouna how?” I look at that not to make noise, quiet and refined listens to us to talk nonsense to deliberately create trouble on the graceful maidservant. “你们看,欧娜怎么样?”我将目光放到那名一直没有出声,娴静的听着我们胡扯胡闹的优雅侍女身上。 Every elder can places on a par me and Sir Valise, was really happy, but was sorry very much I the heart has the subordinate.” Ouna smiles, holds arm to say calmly. “凡长老能够将我和维拉丝大人相提并论,真是太开心了,但是很抱歉我已经心有所属了。”欧娜轻轻一笑,抱着菲妮的胳膊从容应道。 Actually I have thought she should be the daughter of some aristocrat family/home, the action that displays unknowingly has virtuous young woman model/pattern Er very much, but does not know why will be only maidservant in the greenwood bar. 其实我一直觉得她应该是某个贵族家的女儿,不经意表现出来的举动都很有淑女范儿,只是不知道为什么会在绿林酒吧里做区区一介侍女。 Then......?” A vision revolution, falls to, even if made the long bangs cover up several points of beauty, she was still three of greenwood bar manages a household, popularity only Beef and Ouna lowly, if can clip the bangs, that simply was the volume gentle virtuous beautifully as one perfect wife , but also made nice wine. “那么……碧丝呢?”目光一转,又落到碧丝身上,就算让长长的刘海遮掩了几分美丽,她依然是绿林酒吧的三当家,人气只比菲妮和欧娜低一点,若是能将刘海剪短些的话,那简直就是集温柔贤惠美丽为一体的完美妻子,哦,还酿得一手好酒。 Everyone's vision falls to, nod looking pensive, then simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shakes the head. 大家的目光又落到碧丝身上,若有所思的点点头,然后齐齐摇头。 What's wrong, what did you have is not unsatisfied to? I told you, she may gentle sympathize virtuously, will also brew alcohol, will not be inferior as the wife in Valise, naturally, in my eyes Valise they definitely were best.” “怎么了,你们对碧丝有什么不满意?我告诉你们,她可温柔贤惠体贴了,还会酿酒,作为妻子而言并不会逊色于维拉丝,当然,在我眼中维拉丝她们肯定是最棒的。” I feel indignant, lets who has lowered the head does not speak, shyer lowering the head. 我为碧丝感到愤愤不平,让一直低头不语的碧丝,更加害羞的低头。 Some merits had no way saying that for example separated Liu Hai's words, can let project on breakthrough horizon on appearance very 12 , the chest was very for example big, but could not be looked by the lacing, this was Ouna tells me, why must tell me as for her these, I could not master. 还有一些优点没法说,比如说分开刘海的话,可以让本来就十分的样貌打到突破天际的十二分,还有,比如说胸部很大,只不过是被束紧了看不出来而已,这是欧娜告诉我的,至于为什么她要告诉我这些,我也搞不懂。 No, good is good, but, that...... right.” “不,碧丝好是好,但是,那个……对吧。” Yes, without means that after all......” “是啊,没办法,毕竟……” Oh, if can early several years of charm that discovers......” “唉,要是能早几年发现碧丝的魅力……” At that time experience after Curras time how not to have discovered that was really blind the dog eye......” “当时历练经过库拉斯特的时候怎么就没有发现碧丝呢,真是瞎了狗眼……” Hey, you when First World Curras experience also less than ten years old.” “喂喂,你在第一世界库拉斯特历练的时候碧丝还不到十岁吧。” One group of people whispered ambiguously, looks that look full was sighed woefully and regretted, this, why looked became to my vision very bad? 一群人含糊其辞的嘀咕起来,看着碧丝的眼神满是哀叹和惋惜,这也就罢了,为什么看向我的目光变得十分不善? Good.” I clap, sleek/moist moistening the throat, on final —— a finger/refers toward three maidservants: „, How does everyone feel?” “好吧。”我拍拍手,润了润喉咙,往三位侍女中最后的一位——菲妮身上一指:“那么,大家觉得菲妮如何?” Everyone's vision gets together on, as bar maidservant of being a focus of public attention, does not have stage fright facing so many vision, meow a side smile responded. 所有人的目光齐聚菲妮身上,身为万众瞩目的酒吧侍女菲妮,面对这么多目光丝毫不怯场,“喵”的一声侧头微笑回应。 She...... she is that......” “她……她是那个吧……” But......” “但是……” „...... It is not good, by such a saying, I was really charmed by charm probably.” “不……不好,被这么一说,我好像真的被菲妮的魅力迷住了。” Really? Ok?!” “真的可以吗?可以吗?!” flatter colored glaze, worried.” “阿琉斯,苦恼中。” Can bridge over that taboo the boundary? The ancestors, please inspire to me!” “可以跨过那条禁忌的界限吗?先祖啊,请给我启示吧!” Facing heartthrob character and style, one group of grown men appear some is not calm, middle is also mixing with flatter colored glaze strange calling out in grief, perhaps was false mother attribute was too successful, should let this small spoiled female inspiration such as the role of spring, now makes her fall into intertwines, because did not have the means that when the man looked. 面对菲妮的万人迷风情,一群大男人显得有些不淡定了,当中也夹杂着阿琉斯的奇怪悲鸣,或许是菲妮的伪娘属性太成功了,本该让她这个小腐女灵感如泉的角色,现在却让她陷入纠结,因为一直没办法把菲妮当男人看。 „...... Wait, you want to make anything, every elder also is really, why must play this strange joke.” Ouna is not calmer, hurrying to the side, shows...... the precious flower to have main. “等……等等,你们想对菲妮做什么,凡长老也真是的,为什么要开这种奇怪的玩笑。”欧娜更加不淡定,赶紧的将菲妮拉到身边,以示名……名花有主。 Is sorry meow, everyone's intention I can only decline with thanks, I, have decided and Ouna in together meow.” “抱歉喵,大家的心意我只能心领了,我呢,已经决定和欧娜在一起了喵。” Has definitely faced who the innumerable fans have vindicated, having a familiar task and handling it with ease keeps off everyone's burning hot vision, but, suddenly, her small face flood red, looked at my secretly, making me have not the wonderful thought. 肯定是已经面对过无数粉丝表白的菲妮,驾轻就熟的将所有人的炙热目光挡下来,但是,忽然,她的小脸泛红,偷偷看了我这一眼,让我生起不妙的念头。 But...... how, but if this person is the cousin...... meow...... should handle meow?” “但是……但是如果这个人是表哥的话……喵……菲妮该怎么办好呢喵?” Every Boss your bastard!” Road of no return actually brutal rejected nag Kurt who just wants to move toward the taboo they, will be angry shifts to me on completely. “凡老大你这个混蛋啊!”刚想走向禁忌的不归路却被无情拒绝的老马库特他们,将愤怒全部转移到我头上。 Saying over and over again, is Brother Wu mistake!” “说来说去,还是老弟的错!” Right right, how wants to be the Wu boy occupies the too multi-resources, we could not find the women are his mistakes.” “没错没错,怎么想都是小子占据太多资源了,我们找不到女人都是他的错。” Father, these words can I tell mother?” “爸爸,这句话我可以告诉妈妈吗?” No, Sarah, I spoke incorrectly a moment ago, should everyone unable to find the women besides me is the mistake of Wu boy is right.” “不,莎拉,我刚才说错了,应该是除了我之外的大家找不到女人都是小子的错才对。” Well, do I also calculate? Had Lena's me, can be calculated? Probably does this is punched by Lena is very miserable.” “咦,我也算吗?有了丽娜的我,也要被算在内吗?这样做好像会被丽娜揍的很惨。” When do high you appear especially? Hasn't died?!” “高特你什么时候出现的?不是已经死了吗?!” Has not died! Has not died! But lost one to remember that right, who can tell me why me to be able the light the body to faint in the bar, when was the bar torn down?” “没死!才没有死!只不过是失去了一段记忆罢了,对了,谁能告诉我为什么我会光着身子晕倒在酒吧里,酒吧又是什么时候被拆掉的?” No, does not know that true understanding is opposite to you is quite good.” “不,不知道真相对你来说比较好。” Really...... real? Probably is very fearful that I not to inquire.” Was not counterfeited by the people My this also for you good The serious expression blows, tall Te shrinks the neck immediately, instigated. “真……真的吗?好像很可怕那我还是不打听了。”被众人不似作假的【我这也是为了你好】的严肃表情镇住,高特立刻缩了缩脖子,怂了。 The result keeps bach this topic, high especially such a was interposed to be thrown the Javan country immediately, everyone launched one round newly sounds both stupid and bored, and meaningless struggle( waste) by( words). 结果打光棍这个话题,被高特这么一插话立刻被扔到了爪哇国,大家又展开了一轮新的听起来既蠢又无聊且毫无意义的争(废)论(话)。 Therefore man...... 所以说男人啊…… What is only invariable is sympathizes Valise that still to continue to add the tea to me gently, for fear that I said that too thirsty as , is not good, wants to go to bathroom. 唯一不变的是温柔体贴的维拉丝还在给我继续添茶水,生怕我说太多口渴似的,呃,不好,又想上厕所了。 ... 。。。
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