*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Slow, Grandma Akara, do my partners receive the message?” Arrives at Akara’s tent, I immediately impatient asking, because this time celebration banquet rare is she monopolizes, it may be said that is the recreational activities using public funds, very keeps in line with my this Rogue third parsimonious wish. “呐呐,阿卡拉奶奶,我的伙伴们都收到消息没有？”来到阿卡拉的帐篷,我立刻迫不及待的问道,因为这次的庆祝宴会难得是她一手包办,可谓是公款吃喝,十分符合我这个罗格第三吝啬的心意。 Therefore, these little friends like, were usually not asked soldier to inform 12 by me, but went into action by Akara personally, efficiency that naturally was outstanding. 因此,那些小伙伴们也不像平时那样,由我拜托士兵们去通知一二,而是由阿卡拉亲自出马,效率那自然是不同凡响。 „Was quick, was quick, can some people in experience, to the time that they come back not?” Regarding my urgency, Akara returns with the lukewarm smile. “快了,快了,有些人正在历练,总得给他们回来的时间是不？”对于我的迫切,阿卡拉回以温吞笑容。 „When can come neat, when can the celebration banquet be held?” I do not satisfy the Akara answer, asked. “什么时候能够来齐,庆祝宴会什么时候能够举行？”我并不满意阿卡拉的答案,紧接着问道。 „I think to look, tonight how?” “我想想看,今天晚上如何？” „Then quickly.” I was startled, the person who comes back obviously now did not have many, self-confidence where Akara comes. “那么快。”我惊了,明明现在回来的人还没多少,阿卡拉到底是哪里来的自信。 „Gives me safely, will not disappoint you.” “安心的交给我吧,不会让你失望的。” „Good, I anticipated very much.” I nod, indeed, Akara has handled the matter of guarantee, has not made an indiscreet remark, was more reliable than the class/flow of old drunkard Old Man Fara. “好吧,我很期待。”我点点头,的确,阿卡拉做过保证的事情,从来没有失言过,比老酒鬼法拉老头之流可靠多了。 „Pet owner, the pet owner, the crystal must attend the banquet.” Has rubbed the crystal that eats to rub drinks in Akara, seizes the opportunity to grasp my thigh, shouts with the tone of speaking in an infantile tone of voice. “饲主,饲主,水晶也要参加宴会。”一直在阿卡拉家蹭吃蹭喝的水晶,乘机抱住我的大腿,用奶声奶气的语气嚷嚷道。 „Had not said that does not allow you to participate, so long as gives me law-abidingly.” “没说不让你参加,只要给我安分一点。” I bend the waist, on the temples that two make a fist in the crystal is drilling, this moe the crystal dragon stupid worthily is physical defense first, actually does not have the sensation of pain, instead shows the expression that enjoys, as if I am giving her to massage, too attacked the person, was this/should shapeshift COSPLAY bear gives her according, making her know that what was suffers hardships? 我弯下腰,两手握拳在水晶的太阳穴上钻着,这蠢萌水晶龙不愧是物理防御第一,竟然丝毫没有痛觉,反而露出享受的表情,仿佛我在给她按摩,实在太打击人了,是不是该变身COSPLAY熊给她按一按,让她知道什么叫受苦呢？ „Crystal will be very law-abiding, very law-abiding eating thing.” “水晶会很安分的,很安分的吃东西。” „What will you besides eating also make?” Seething with rage that hears word, I am mad, what evil oneself made, will pick one lump greatly troublesome like this? “你除了吃还会做什么？”闻言,我气的七窍生烟,自己到底是做了什么孽,才会捡回一坨这样的大麻烦？ „Sleeps.” The crystal boasts shamelessly, did not feel ashamed replied. “睡觉。”水晶大言不惭,毫不觉得羞愧的回答道。 „Except for sleeping?” “除了睡觉呢？” „Eats and drinks extravagantly.” “大吃大喝。” I: „......” 我:“……” Good, counted on that this young tooth crystal dragon said makes every effort to succeed to progress points words, I was really naive, really had his lord to have its favoring. 好吧,指望这头幼齿水晶龙说出争气上进一点的话,我真是太天真了,真是有其主必有其宠。 After getting out of the entanglement of crystal, I arrive at new Rogue Bar, wants to have a look at that group of bastards to have comes back secretly, planned that frightens me to jump, finally the acquaintance has not seen, actually by one group of child rookies adventurer encircling. 摆脱水晶的纠缠后,我来到新新罗格酒吧,想看看那群混蛋们有没有偷偷回来,打算吓我一跳,结果熟人是没见到,却被一帮子菜鸟冒险者给团团围住了。 „Every elder, please sit down quickly, on please sit, on nice wine.” This group of bastards, being smiling of face, do not understand the respect senior, particularly me the great Savior like Lesser Evil that and stops at no evil. “凡长老,快请坐,请上坐,上好酒。”这群混蛋,一脸的嬉皮笑脸,丝毫不懂得尊敬前辈,尤其是像我这样的伟大救世主兼无恶不作的大魔王。 „Said a bit faster with us the matter of Hell world, how you become this Lesser Evil, loves justly with...... pū pū.” “快点和我们说说地狱世界的事情吧,还有您是怎么当上这个大魔王的,爱与正义……噗噗。” „Laughed at me to probably again walk.” I drink the upper opening ice ale, falls the cup layer on layer/heavily, the exhibiting senior stance of stern voice and appearance. “再笑我可要走了。”我喝上口冰麦酒,重重将杯子顿落,声色俱厉的摆出前辈架势。 „Do not be angry, compared with you at the matter of Hell world, I wants to know you initially with the past events of singing girl Sir Valise.” “别生气嘛,比起你在地狱世界的事情,我更想知道你当初和歌姬维拉丝大人的往事。” „Right right, I want to know you and past events of Sir Sarah.” “对啊对啊,我想知道你和莎拉大人的往事。” „Tells the story of Queen Sharna to us? I quite hate, hating oneself to live late for more than ten years, without the means and Sir Sharna queen one stage fought.” Hating bitterly said this saying adventurer, it can be imagined was shakes certainly M. “给我们说一说莎尔娜女王的故事可以吗？我好恨啊,恨自己晚生了十几年,没办法和莎尔娜女王大人共一个舞台战斗。”痛心疾首的说出这话的冒险者,可想而知一定是个抖M。 „You left stupidly, even you and Queen Sharna same stage, the same batch went out experience, queen Sir have more than enough for a month to fling behind the buttocks you, you still can only look up to her back.” The side has the attack that adventurer is relentless to say. “你别傻了,就算你和莎尔娜女王同一个舞台,同一批外出历练,女王大人用不了一个月就已经把你甩到屁股后头了,你仍然只能仰望她的背影。”身旁有冒险者毫不留情的打击道。 „Bastard, looks up to the back also value.” Before shaking M adventurer is obvious, drank much, hears word is the tears, seemed like has given up treating. “混蛋,仰望背影也值啊。”抖M冒险者明显之前喝了不少,闻言是老泪纵横,看起来已经放弃治疗了。 „cough cough, I said you, actually also wants to listen to me in the Hell great deeds.” I cough several, 【Arrogant】 Swept entire bar one, looked that everyone sits respectfully, simultaneous/uniform Qitou comes silent the vision of anticipation, well satisfied, one glass of ales fill, incessant mentioning. “咳咳,我说你们,到底还想不想听我在地狱的伟大事迹。”我咳嗽几声,【孤高】的扫了整个酒吧一眼,看大家都正襟危坐,齐齐投来沉默而期待的目光,不由的心满意足,一杯麦酒灌下,滔滔不绝的说起。 „Wants initially I and small fox, right, is the day fox saintess of fox person clan, next arrives in the Hell world together, place that just went, how do you guess? The flame world, the Diablo domain, at that time, the entire sky was heat one piece, the temperature of ground reached as high as several thousand degrees, is unable to breathe, this also continued, I as if saw a tail of giant lizard, above brings piercingly, is the kilometer, sent out the extremely terrifying power and influence, blew hot and cold in the , hundred meters high hill top, bang by this tail sweeping flat land......” “想当初我和小狐狸,对,就是狐人族的天狐圣女,一起下到地狱世界,刚刚来到的地方,你们猜怎么着？火焰世界,迪亚波罗的地盘,当时啊,整个天空都是烧红一片,地上的温度高达数千度,根本无法呼吸,这还不止,我仿佛看到一条巨大蜥蜴的尾巴,上面带着刺骨,长达千米,散发出极为恐怖的威势,在附近摇摆不定,百米高的小山头,轰隆一声就被这条尾巴给扫成了平地……” While I blow vigorously , the bar front door exudes one heavily the sound, along with ding the bell ding the clear bell sound of bell to get up, the big voices of cover passed/lived all voice appear together. 正当我吹的起劲时,酒吧大门发出一声沉重的吱呀声,伴随着叮铃叮铃的清脆铃音响起,一道盖过所有声音的大嗓门紧接着出现。 „I said that is, originally is the Wu boy boasts in this.” “我说是谁呢,原来是吴小子在这吹牛。” The familiar voice makes me look back fiercely, who isn't the Ral three strips is? 熟悉的嗓门让我猛地回过头一看,可不是拉尔三条子是谁？ „When did you come back? How to know me in this?” My pleasantly surprised repetitive asking. “你们什么时候回来了？怎么知道我在这？”我惊喜的连连问道。 „We first went to your family, my treasure daughter Sarah said that you went to Akara big elder that we with, came up empty-handed in big elder that was supposing you should stroll in such several places, looked is looking.” “我们先去了你家一趟,我的宝贝女儿莎拉说你去阿卡拉大长老那了,我们又跟了上去,在大长老那又扑了个空,估摸着你应该就在这么几个地方闲逛,一找就找着了。” The Ral three strips are I pass through to Dark Continent first meeting worthily, is most familiar my person, the opens the mouth my custom whereabouts exposition without doubt. 拉尔三条子不愧是我穿越到暗黑大陆第一个遇到,最熟悉我的人,张口就将我的习惯行踪暴露无疑。 „Then considers to see me to make anything anxiously, does not accompany Sarah.” My vision looks to Ral, is not right, this dead daughter controls to go home, how possibly not to hold to Sarah to rush to here. “那么急着想见我做什么,连莎拉都不陪了。”我目光看向拉尔,不对啊,这死女儿控回家一趟,怎么可能不粘着莎拉跑到这里来。 „What has not wanted to have a look at our new Lesser Evil to be long, changes external appearances only?” Three people go forward with stride, pushed unrestrained/no trace of politeness a position, sits down in my side. “还不是想看看我们的新任大魔王到底长得什么样,有没有改头换面？”三人大步上前,毫不客气的挤了个位置,在我身边坐下。 „What kind of, somewhat had a new look to present me?” I rouse the cape, complacent asking, since becoming Lesser Evil, I felt that oneself makings evil charm several points, have dragon Aotian three success strength, does not blow black. “怎么样,是不是对现在的我有些改观了？”我抖擞一下斗篷,洋洋得意的问道,自从成了魔王后,我感觉自己的气质邪魅了好几分,已经有了龙傲天的三成功力,不吹不黑。 „This, we said does not calculate, must ask everyone's opinion.” “这个嘛,我们说了不算,得问问大家的意见。” Doug this boy, depends the skill of big mouth, each region has the personal connection, the boasting time has great popular support, big mouth Doug, the bragger Doug reputation had passed to Second World. 道格这厮,仗着大嘴巴的功力,每个区域都颇有人缘,吹牛功夫深得人心,大嘴巴道格,吹牛大王道格的美名已经传到了第二世界。 „Actually, I also very worried from the beginning, if every elder really became Lesser Evil, became our enemies, that Dark Continent may be finished.” And has simple and honest adventurer to reply difficultly. “其实啊,我一开始还挺担心的,要是凡长老真的成了魔王,成了我们的敌人,那暗黑大陆可就完蛋了。”其中有憨厚的冒险者挠头答道。 „But feels relieved now, every elder that every elder, has not changed.” Also there is adventurer to create a disturbance. “但是现在放心了,凡长老还是那个凡长老,一点都没变。”又有冒险者起哄。 „How saying that because of my honest good face?” I am greatly happy. “怎么说,是不是因为我这副正直善良的面孔？”我大乐。 „No , because the intelligence quotient of every elder has not changed, even if turned into the enemy not to fear.” In bar suddenly stealthy emanation sound. “不,是因为凡长老的智商一点都没变,就算变成了敌人也不怕。”酒吧里忽然鬼鬼祟祟的发出声音。 „Who? Who was said that stood to me, I ensure did not kill you!” I become angry out of shame, the vision takes a fast look around everywhere, but this group of bastards deliberately harbor the murderer, did not make me find. “谁？到底是谁说的,给我站出来,我保证不打死你！”我恼羞成怒,目光四处扫视,可是这群混蛋刻意包庇凶手,不让我找到。 „Appeases anger, appeasing anger, everyone is just cracks a joke.” The Ral strip consoles me in the one side , supplemented one. “息怒,息怒,大家只不过是开个玩笑而已。”拉尔条子在一旁劝慰我,顿了顿,补充了一句。 „What although said is the frank talk.” “虽然说的是大实话。” „Ral, do not think that you are Sarah's father I do not dare to move you.” I really got angry. “拉尔,别以为你是莎拉的父亲我就不敢动你。”我真的怒了。 „You dare.” Ral is coquettish, lets success go to the head. “你敢。”拉尔搔首弄姿,得意忘形。 „Aunt Lisa ——” I shouts one toward the bar out. “丽莎阿姨——”我朝酒吧门外大喊一句。 „No, Wu, dear Wu, I made a mistake, did I make a mistake was not good?” Ral leg one soft, almost knelt, mother -in-law Sir trusts my son-in-law, so long as I said that before her several malicious remarks, guaranteed the father-in-law Sir unable to eat to capture certainly tonight, Sarah was also, coped with Ral, my trump card simply many did not want. “别,吴,亲爱的吴,我错了,我错了还不行吗？”拉尔腿一软,差点就跪了,岳母大人对我这个女婿信任有加,只要我在她面前说上几句坏话,保准岳父大人今晚吃不了兜着走,还有莎拉也是,对付拉尔,我的杀手锏简直多的不要不要。 I and Ral spar, another side, big mouth Doug has helped me blow, mentioned the Hell world, that called a sputtering, solemn he went to the appearance, listened I accepted as true. 我和拉尔斗法的时候,另外一边,大嘴巴道格已经帮我吹上了,提到地狱世界,那叫一个口沫横飞,俨然一副他去过的样子,听的我都信以为真了。 „Thinks that my Barbarian brave warrior Doug, inherited the strength of Bul-Kathos, is killing the four directions in Second World greatly, to prevent my future nova rises, the Hell seven giants join up, arrives at their clone to me side, launching startled day war —— was natural, this is they thinks, in fact, my Doug axe, cut such six axe, is only left over eye of reveal frightened Baal clone, at this moment, I induced to the Wu boy suddenly presented the danger, do not believe that I was the guide of Wu boy, back then I him from blood wilderness picking....... This not to mention, said that I induced the Wu boy to have the danger, immediately bellows, living wants to seize the opportunity to sneak attack my Baal being frightened out of one's wits that clone to give to shake, then double referred to pressing the volume heart, right, was here, like this is pressing straightly, shut tightly both eyes, induced the position of Wu boy full power, whiz one on Teleport to him side, that may be serious, everywhere was revolting lava Hell, the sky cloudy seems fluttering a stratovolcano grey......” “想我野蛮人勇士道格,继承了布尔凯索之力,正在第二世界大杀四方,为了阻止我这个未来新星崛起,地狱七巨头联合起来,将它们的分身降临到我身边,展开了一场惊天大战——当然,这是它们以为,事实上,我道格一斧头一个,砍了那么六斧头,就只剩下一个目露恐惧的巴尔分身,就在这时,我忽然感应到吴小子出现了危险,别不信,我可是吴小子的领路人,想当年还是我将他从鲜血荒野给捡回来的……这个暂且不说,就说我感应到了吴小子有危险,立刻大吼一声,活生生的将想乘机偷袭我的巴尔分身给震的魂飞魄散,然后双指摁着额心,没错,就是这里,这样笔直摁着,紧闭双目,全力感应吴小子的方位,嗖一下就瞬移到了他身边,那可不得了,到处都是令人作呕的熔浆地狱,天空阴沉沉的仿佛飘荡着一层火山灰……” The big mouth of Doug is fierce, everyone forgot my to advocate completely, with total concentration listened to the Doug boasting, I have to acknowledge that also a little by the boasting that Doug fictionalized attracting, if not for knew about him to the depth, but also really thinks that he had gone to the Hell world. 到底还是道格的大嘴巴厉害,大家完全忘了我这个正主,聚精会神的听起了道格的牛皮,就连我都不得不承认也有点被道格虚构的牛皮给吸引了,若不是对他了解至深,还真会以为他曾经去过地狱世界。 Saw that Doug more blows vigorously, has covered my return camp the crest of wave of Lesser Evil completely, I angrily, do not look that grinningly he continues to blow, the person in bar more gathers, quick some acquaintances came back. 眼看道格越吹越起劲,已经完全盖过了我这个回归营地的大魔王的风头,我也不气恼,笑嘻嘻的看着他继续吹,酒吧的人越聚越多,很快又有熟人回来了。 „Hou humph humph, I thought that here is so lively, knows that is fellow who Doug this boasted, has not thought that also had the harvest.” Shoves open nag three people that the bar wooden door comes, delighted shouted to shout. “嚯嚯嚯,我看这里这么热闹,就知道是道格这吹牛皮的家伙在,没想到还另有收获。”推开酒吧木门进来的老马三人,眉飞色舞的嚷嚷道。 Then in an instant, the nag with I very ripe appearance, throws to hold in the arms my shoulder fast. 然后转眼间,老马就跟我很熟的样子,飞快扑上来搂住我的肩膀。 „I said every Boss, how hits to discuss?” “我说凡老大,打个商量怎么样？” „What discussed?” Called one cup of fruit juice, I not salty not pale asking, performs to reveal the Lesser Evil aloof style. “什么商量？”重新叫了一杯果汁,我不咸不淡的问道,尽显魔王的高冷风范。 „You look, you are Lesser Evil, what lacks great general hand/subordinate?” “你看,你已经是魔王了,手下是不是缺少个大将什么的？” „, A your such saying, truly lacks the manpower now very much.” My knitting the brows head, this saying to be not false, the Holy See mountain anything does not lack now, is short of manpower. “哦,你这么一说,现在确实很缺人手。”我皱了皱眉头,这话不假,教廷山现在啥不缺,就缺人。 ... 。。。