ROD :: Volume #24

#2396: Toxic Creeper ahh!!!


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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Discovered after the small fox became emaciated, I love dearly awfully, feels for others, if the small fox fell ill, moreover suffocates, almost dies, I will also be at a loss, pace back and forth panic-stricken, perhaps will do to select the seven giant such piffles of only. 发现小狐狸消瘦了一圈后,我心疼的要命,将心比心,如果小狐狸生病了,而且奄奄一息,差点没命,我也会六神无主,彷徨惊恐,说不定会做出去单挑七巨头这样的傻事。 The bonus is so, I at small fox overbearing request, lay down for two days, was served by her gently for two days, the body thoroughly got back, this small day fox feels at ease completely, in I do not know whether to laugh or cry under the gaze that loves dearly, on one toward the bed but actually, rested for one day and one night. 饶是如此,我还是在小狐狸霸道的要求下,又躺了两天,被她温柔伺候了两天,身体彻底恢复过来了,这只小天狐才完全安心下来,在我哭笑不得而心疼的注视下,往床上一倒,就是睡了一天一夜。 Good, this little while should be one's turn me to serve the day of fox Sir. 好吧,这会儿该轮到我伺候天狐大人了。 Crossed this makes people feel after bewildered sick crisis, I with the calm stance, started to comb for several days all from the beginning. 渡过这场让人感到莫名其妙的生病危机之后,我才以冷静的姿态,开始从头梳理这些天发生的一切。 First, I saw group of Spain and France, and under her force one of the Hell eight giants, loved with just Lesser Evil. 首先,我见到路西法了,并在她的强迫下成了地狱八巨头之一,爱与正义的魔王 The bastards, do not make me repeat to narrate such ashamed matter! 混蛋,不要让我重复叙说这么羞耻的事情! Road Spain and France gave me five years, guaranteed me so long as in the five years not the main movement dies, seven giants will not harass me, then disclosed some startled day inside stories of past Hell invasion, later numb slip waving hurries back me, reunites with saintess big people who worrying to cry. 路西法给了我五年时间,确保我这五年只要不主动作死,七巨头就不会来骚扰我,然后又爆料了一些当年地狱入侵的惊天内幕,之后麻溜的挥挥手将我赶了回来,和担忧落泪的圣女大人们重新团聚。 Andariel really such as such retreat of road Spain and France commitment, then we go to the Hell mountain, but this Druid, actually carried the high fever at this time unfortunately, almost hoodwinked lord summon to go, during this period, had many matter. 安达利尔果然如路西法承诺的那样退去,接着我们前往地狱山,而本德鲁伊,却在这个时候不幸身负高烧,差点蒙主召唤去了,也就是在这期间,发生了不少事情。 Was worth a saying had to place the alliance partner in Hell world, after arriving at the Hell mountain, was depended on the Holy See mountain has the feeling finally powerful and they relates on, at that time my serious illness stupor, depended entirely on a young fox person, must take care of me, must be busy relating with the alliance that side, explained all, the dual pressures on body and energy, making her thin and pale many. 值得一说的有身处在地狱世界中的联盟伙伴,来到地狱山后,总算是靠着教廷山的强大存在感和他们联系上了,当时我重病昏迷,全靠小狐狸一个人,又是要照顾我,又要忙着和联盟那边联系,解释一切,身体和精神上的双重压力,让她憔悴了不少。 Now, this/should my household head haunched the pillar of the state. 现在,该我这个一家之主撑起栋梁了。 Therefore , the contact of we and alliance how?” The room close to center hall, I and a sleep/felt awakes, finally restored the energy small fox to talk. “所以说,我们和联盟的联络到底怎么样了?”还是靠近中枢大厅的房间,我和一觉睡醒,终于恢复了精神的小狐狸正在谈话。 That mindless small spirit, does not only know that is how very calm my fool possibly to have a fever lethal how, in gloom that I most dangerous several days rested unexpectedly, had not detected slightly, naturally, could not blame her, she operated the Holy See mountain to fly here before, enough ten days have not closed the eyes, let alone were this only rest the god saintess, even ordinary adventurer cannot boil. 那只没心没肺的小幽灵,不知道是十分淡定我这种笨蛋怎么可能会发烧致死还是怎么,在我最危险的那几天竟然睡的天昏地暗,丝毫没有察觉,当然,也怪不了她,她之前一口气操纵着教廷山飞到这里,足足十天没合眼,别说是这只睡神圣女,就算是普通冒险者也熬不住。 Now, the small spirit also woke, but she is not interested in these, is manipulating Holy See mountain play to play the airplane game, I do not have to crack a joke, the Holy See mountain is depending upon the self- restore function, now most function facilities have restored, has the weapon system, enough 1000 magic vice- artillery, right, this is only the vice- artillery, in other words main artillery, although only then, but that might, tch, compared with four heavy Fists of Fire must, it is estimated that seven giants not dare the upfront to meet hardly. 现在,小幽灵也醒过来了,不过她对这些不感兴趣,正操纵着教廷山玩打飞机游戏,我没有在开玩笑,教廷山依靠着自我修复功能,如今大部分功能设施已经恢复,其中就有武器系统,足足一千门魔法副炮,没错,这只是副炮,也就是说还有主炮,虽然只有一门,但是那威力,啧啧,比四重焰拳都要强多了,估计七巨头也不敢正面硬接。 The shortcoming is the consumption is oversized, a round into the soul, saved a half month of energy to consume spatially the Holy See mountain. 缺点是消耗过大,一发入魂,就将教廷山积攒了半个多月的能量耗空。 What here must explain is according to the view of small spirit, the Holy See mountain seemingly altogether three energy systems, one set is primarily the heart of Saint tree, is the core energy system, the operation of main supplies center magic array, the self- repair capability and power system of Holy See mountain also depend on it. 这里要说明的是根据小幽灵的说法,教廷山貌似一共有三套能量系统,其中一套以圣树之心为主,是核心能量系统,主要供给中枢魔法阵的运行,教廷山的自我修复能力和动力系统也靠它。 Another set of main energy system dependence flight saves, Holy See mountain enters the step ability, for example the attack and defense system, the shuttle space, as well as other also not really transparent abilities, are depend upon the main energy system to energize for example, the main energy system can also give the core energy system to energize when needed, lightens the burden of heart of Saint tree, but cannot energize in reverse, in other words the heart of Saint tree cannot energize to the main energy system. 另外一套主能量系统依靠飞行积攒,教廷山的一些进阶能力,比如说攻击防御系统,比如说穿梭空间,以及其他各种还不甚明了的能力,都是依靠主能量系统供能,主能量系统还可以在需要的时候给核心能量系统供能,减轻圣树之心的负担,但是不能逆向供能,也就是说圣树之心不能给主能量系统供能。 Last set is the idle capacity system, usually be at laying aside the PLAY condition, the critical moment will begin using. 最后一套是备用能量系统,平时处于放置PLAY状态,关键时刻才会启用。 A saying, the shuttle space ability of Holy See mountain seemed to be attempted to pervert by road Spain and France while convenient, is unable to start, is really, actually does not trust my honest simple and honest Dark Continent five good excellent youth's commitments, but also feared that I do travel? 顺便一说,教廷山的穿梭空间能力似乎被路西法做了手脚,无法启动了,真是的,竟然不信任我这个诚实憨厚的黑暗大陆五好优秀青年的承诺,还怕我跑路吗? Now the small spirit is operating the Holy See mountain thousand vice- artillery, copes with these to dare to fly together near Holy See mountain monster, practices the accurate aim, pitiful monster, whom also without incurring annoys anyone, ate to the full wants from the sky to take a walk, finally BIU rumbled to become dust, was centered on a Holy See mountain surrounding area ten li (0.5 km) range to become the life hopeless situation at once. 现在小幽灵正操纵教廷山的千门副炮,对付那些敢于飞近教廷山的怪物,练习准头,可怜的怪物们,也没招谁惹谁,就是吃饱了想在空中散个步,结果BIU一下就被轰成灰了,一时之间以教廷山为中心方圆十里的范围成了生命绝境。 Ok, for the time being does not discuss that is only remnant the burst saintess spirit, returns to the subject. 算了,暂且不讨论那只残暴的圣女幽灵,还是回到正题上吧。 Actually that side the alliance has received a letter.” The small fox reveals one then to remember the appearance of important matter, touched, takes a letter/believes. “其实联盟那边已经来信了。”小狐狸露出一副这才想起重要事情的模样,摸了摸,将一封信拿出来。 Letter? When? What did inside write?” My surprised receiving envelope, looked at an above magic seal, indeed is the big elder badge that Akara has right. “来信了?什么时候?里面写了什么?”我惊讶的接过信封,看了一眼上面的魔法封口,的确是阿卡拉才拥有的大长老徽章没错。 I have not looked with enough time, should be five days ago.” “我还没来得及看,应该是五天前吧。” Should? Five days ago? Hasn't looked with enough time? Such important matter.” My startled eye stared the circle. “应该?五天前?还没来得及看?这么重要的事情。”我惊的眼睛都瞪圆了。 Snort, how, no?” Small fox enraged stares. “哼,怎么,不行吗?”小狐狸气冲冲的瞪过来。 Not...... naturally, sorry.” I then remember, five days ago my serious illness in bed, soon belch fart time, the small fox placed on all thoughts me probably, even the important letter of alliance threw one side. “不……当然可以,抱歉。”我这才想起,五天前正是我重病在床,快要嗝屁的时候,小狐狸大概是将所有的心思都放在了我身上,连联盟的重要来信都扔到一旁了。 Disassembles to come to see, what having a look at Akara to write?” Sees I apologize, the small fox was on the contrary embarrassed, proud tender light snort/hum, hastily shift topic. “拆开来看看吧,看看阿卡拉都写了些什么?”见我道歉,小狐狸反倒不好意思了,傲娇的轻哼一声,连忙转移话题。 Said is also.” My familiar and easy opening envelope, disassembles inside letter paper, sits the same place with the small fox, looked word for word for more than ten minutes. “说的也是。”我轻车熟路的打开信封,拆开里面的信纸,和小狐狸坐到一块,逐字逐句的看了十多分钟。 The content of letter/believes is actually very simple, has not been worth the thing that ponders over to think deeply, Akara really trusting me very much, or such as the small fox said such trusts my intelligence quotient, knows that I do not do the Lesser Evil material, was short of her wisdom anything unable to make. 信的内容其实很简单,并没有太值得琢磨深思的东西,阿卡拉果然很信任我,或者如小狐狸说的那样信任我的智商,知道我不是干魔王的料,少了她的智慧就什么也做不成。 Inside mentioned that she will help me set up rectifying names of Savior as soon as possible, and disseminates actually me to become Lesser Evil is in which important plan of alliance, as the matter stands should be able to dash the suspicions of many, in addition my Lesser Evil given name made one complain cannot, with evil basic by side, even if to be honest Akara does not make anything, the response of continent still compared with I imagine is much better, particularly among the response in adventurer, basic adventurer has not believed that my harem elder assembly discards the entire continent most outstanding wives, the betrayal alliance runs the Hell world to be the running dog. 里面提到她会尽快帮我重新树立救世主的正名,并散播其实我成为魔王是联盟的其中一步重要计划,这样一来应该能打消不少人的怀疑了,再加上我这个魔王的名号本来就让人吐槽不能,和邪恶根本靠不到边,说实话就算阿卡拉不做什么,大陆的反应也比我想象中的要好很多,尤其是在冒险者之间的反应,基本没有冒险者相信我这个后宫长老会舍弃整个大陆最优秀的妻子们,背叛联盟跑去地狱世界做走狗。 That side the family members, Akara already one by one and girls have chatted, everyone expressed the mood to be stable, to was the worry is Lesser Evil me to have what illness suddenly, can eat cannot have a good sleep not to draw well well, but also was hopeful my Lesser Evil to come back as soon as possible and so on, looked, my heart was puts finally. 家人那边,阿卡拉已经挨个和女孩们聊过,大家纷纷表示情绪稳定,到是担心忽然做了魔王的我有什么不适,会不会吃不好睡不好拉不好,还有希望我这个大魔王尽早回来云云,看了一遍,我这颗心总算是放下来了。 These words to let me feel at ease, below is the plan of Akara, the simplicity not as I expected, she planned that sends a team to come the Hell world, as for wants to make anything specifically, members anyone, her mysterious had not said, speaking of the time to me will be a pleasant surprise, as for the arrival of this team, will not need me to worry, the companions in Hell world have started to take action, start in the Hell mountain range establishment guidance magic, will let them as far as possible, when will arrive at the Hell world to fall to the security, and nearby place, believes that will want is not my like this Moral behavior emperor, Made so many arrangements, should be able to guide smoothly them, successfully aids. 这些话都是为了让我安心,下面是阿卡拉的打算,出乎我意料的简单,她打算派一个队伍前来地狱世界,至于具体想做什么,成员都有谁,她神秘兮兮的没有说,说到时候对我而言将会是一个惊喜,至于这个队伍的到来,也不需要我多操心,地狱世界的同伴们已经开始行动,开始在地狱山范围设置引导魔法,尽量让他们在降临地狱世界的时候落到安全且附近的地方,相信只要不是我这样的【人品帝】,做了那么多安排,应该能顺利将他们引导过来,成功接应。 To put it bluntly, the meaning of this letter/believes is to let me washes to sleep, adjusts the good mentality, greets to become Lesser Evil new day. 说白了,这封信的意思就是让我洗洗睡觉,调整好心态,迎接成为魔王的新一天。 After looking, I and small fox look at each other long time, to such unexpected result, can only show to look at the day speechless. 看完之后,我和小狐狸相视良久,对这样的意外结果,只能表以无语望天。 Probably...... become Lesser Evil this matter, has nothing at the worst, has not caused too big mighty waves appearance, although such result I should be happy, however subtle is a little also unwilling, was a little despised the feeling, feeds, my in any case is also a Savior, the Savior degenerates you to fear, you did fear? Performance was also too calm! 好像……自己成为魔王这件事,也没什么大不了的嘛,并没有引起太大波澜的样子,虽说这样的结果我应该开心,但是微妙的又有点不甘,有点被小看了的感觉,喂喂,我好歹也是救世主哦,救世主堕落你们怕不怕,你们到底怕不怕?表现的也太淡定了吧! Now what to do should we?” My this household head is only the town/subdues gathering place uses, making a decision small fox. “那我们现在该怎么办?”我这个一家之主只是镇场子用,拿主意的还是小狐狸。 Cold food in sauce, according to Akara said does.” The small fox shrugs, expressed that today I am also being loaf party. “凉拌,按照阿卡拉说的去做呗。”小狐狸耸耸肩,表示今天我也是偷懒党。 In other words, nothing can do?” I a little love dearly myself, made Lesser Evil with great difficulty, he meow actually idles is being all right to do, I should do to select Lesser Evil this matter of doing, for example invades some region, this way, my Lesser Evil and Savior must degenerate into buys the soy sauce. “也就是说,没什么事情可做咯?”我有点心疼自己,好不容易做了魔王,他喵的竟然闲着没事做,我是不是该去做点魔王该做的事情,比如说侵略某块区域,再这样下去,我这个魔王兼救世主就要沦为打酱油的了。 What's wrong, do you idle? I look forward, for these days took care of your bastard so tired.” The small fox stretches oneself, completely unfolds the happy physique. “怎么,你闲得慌?我可是巴不得,这几天照顾你这坏蛋累死了。”小狐狸伸了个懒腰,将美好身姿尽展。 „Is is, small this gives the day of fox saintess Sir you to pound the back.” “是是是,小的这就给天狐圣女大人您捶背。” Un, relaxes, today the body of fox is very precious as gold.” The small fox narrows the eye, to negligent became this Sir, without the means that who made me have a deficit she, has the little darling served. “嗯,悠着点,本天狐的身体可是很金贵的。”小狐狸把眼睛一眯,到是大咧咧的当起了这个大爷,没办法,谁让我亏欠她呢,只好乖乖的侍奉起来了。 „, Right, the days of me, I meant in several days of being seriously ill, what sleep-talking spoke?” Beats is beating, my careless asking. “哦,对了,我那几天,我是说病重的那几天里,到底都说了什么梦话?”捶着捶着,我漫不经心的问道。 The small fox body shakes, remembered that time to pace back and forth desperately, even prepared for the mood that committed suicide together in the name of love, was comfortable, suddenly the whole person was not good. 小狐狸身子一震,又想起了那时候彷徨绝望的,甚至做好了殉情准备的心情,原本舒舒服服的,忽然整个人就不好了。 Was thirsty.” She does intentionally calmly, lifts just like Laofoye small hands, immediately some Druid does everything to please holds the good tea. “口渴了。”她故作镇定,宛如老佛爷般小手一抬,某德鲁伊立刻大献殷勤的捧来好茶。 Putting on airs drank several, moistens the throat, the small fox calms down, on the day of recollection. 装模作样的喝了几口,润润喉咙,小狐狸才冷静下来,回忆那天。 Makes me think to look, the day of your bastard as if said Is my mistake, Blames me And so on strange sleep-talking.” “让我想想看,你这坏蛋那天似乎说了【都是我的错】、【都怪我】之类的奇怪梦话。” „, Right?” Is tilting the head, I expressed very calm. “哦,是吗?”歪着头,我表示非常淡定。 Should be one's turn you saying that what strange dream had, can speak that words?” Puts down the teacup, the small fox discovered that in own words brings an anxiety. “该轮到你说了,到底做了什么奇怪的梦,要说那种话?”放下茶杯,小狐狸发现自己的话语里带着一丝紧张。 Should not have the woman outside?!” “该不会是在外面又有了女人吧?!” How...... how can? Misunderstanding!” I beat went all out, only above wishes one could to pull out to make the small fox the heart have a look to have flower. “怎……怎么会呢?误会啊!”我捶的更加卖力了,只恨不能将心掏出来让小狐狸看看上面到底有没有花。 Said quickly!” “快说!” „Is, small this said, actually I also recorded not Qing dynasty, in the fuzzy impression seemed the dream to stain the blood to oneself both hands, side also fell long sword that stained the blood, aiyaya, was really fearful, was too fearful.” “是是,小的这就说,其实我也记不大清了,模糊印象中好似梦到了自己双手沾满了鲜血,旁边还落了一把沾满鲜血的长剑,哎呀呀,真是太可怕了,太可怕了。” My dangling head, the tone was slow and serious, filled the vicissitudes and melancholy, understood at a glance that was man who had the story. 我垂下头,语气缓慢而沉重,充满了沧桑和忧郁,一看就知道是个有故事的男人。 Obviously felt the small fox was nervous, but also installed to disdain. 明显感觉到小狐狸紧张兮兮起来了,还在强装不屑。 Your this bastard experience how long, did this fear?” “你这坏蛋历练多久了,就这样就怕了?” You do not know.” My brow wrinkle, shows the lingering fear expression. “你不知道啊。”我眉头一皱,露出后怕表情。 I still remember that ground also several corpses of sheep, are Valise raise.” “我还记得,那地上还有十几具羊的尸体,都是维拉丝养的。” The words become quiet, room silent moment. 话落音,房间沉默了片刻。 You should rejoice that is only a dream.” Listens small fox that I talked nonsense, showed the earnest expression, as if I really escape. “你该庆幸那只是一场梦。”听完我瞎说的小狐狸,露出认真表情,仿佛我真的逃过了一劫。 Yes, luckily is only the dream.” Is pulling with the small fox obviously randomly, but why I wiped a forehead subconsciously, is above actually in a cold sweat? “是啊,幸好只是梦。”明明是在和小狐狸乱扯,但是为什么我下意识抹了一把额头,上面却冒出了冷汗呢? The recollection tried to slaughter sheep in the past, the result...... I am not cruel enough to get down again. 回想当年菲妮试图宰羊,结果……我已经不忍心再想下去了。 Yeah, ok, did not say this, has a look small spirit, do not let her using up the energy of Holy See mountain.” I remember still in the center hall plays BIU ~ BIU ~ BIU ~ the young saintess, the headache said. “哎,算了,不说这个,去看看小幽灵吧,可别让她把教廷山的能量给用光了。”我想起还在中枢大厅里玩“BIU~BIU~BIU~”的小圣女,头疼道。 You go, I must rest.” The small fox was not happy that light snort/hum, urged that I hurry to roll, do not harass her idleness. “你自个去,我要休息。”小狐狸不高兴了,轻哼一声,催促我赶紧滚,别扰到了她的清闲。 Had/Left the room, the corridor or a Wolf affiliation piece, Holy See mountain can/but has no interest in restoring this, only after can wait, slowly manual restored, initially net two violently poisonous gas clouds that shot off the mouth to keep, was very stubborn several times, cleans up not to clean up cleanly, finally the small fox kibitzs, came Lane Toxic Creeper, seems drinking perfectly makes up the soup to be the same greatly, 32 gave the extinction the gas cloud. 出了房间,过道还是藉一片,教廷山可没兴趣修复这个,只能等以后慢慢手动修缮了,还有当初冈姆两口乱喷留下来的剧毒毒雾,十分顽固,清理了好几次都没清理干净,最后小狐狸支了招,把剧毒花藤过来,仿佛在喝十全大补汤一样,三两口就将毒雾给吸光了。 Although was lucky Toxic Creeper, but...... aiya Kokuji you are quite disgusting, even the saliva of enemy eats, temporarily don't close to me. 虽说多亏了剧毒花藤,但是……哎呀小藤你好恶心,连敌人的口水都吃,暂时别靠近我了。 In brief is this, the present Holy See mountain basically has no too major problem, but if handles carefully, making it a true collection comfortableness and combat capability as one fortress, but absolutely is not arduous quest that our three can complete. 总之就是这样,如今的教廷山基本没啥太大问题,但要是仔细打理起来,让它成为一座真正集舒适性和战斗能力为一体的堡垒,可绝对不是我们三个能完成的艰巨任务 Arrived the center hall, this thinks the young saintess who this only wants to play all the time definitely still non-stop in BIU of always enjoying, but looks, she already from control node. 到了中枢大厅,本以为这只贪玩的小圣女肯定还在乐此不疲的BIU个不停,可是一看,她已经从控制中枢上下来了。 What's wrong, played enough?” I cannot bear tease one. “怎么,玩够了?”我忍不住调侃一句。 No.” Having not given full expression of small spirit face. “没。”小幽灵一脸的意犹未尽。 „......” You to are very honest, how asked also to use the correct place? “……”你到是挺老实的,拜托也用到正确的地方如何? That how?” “那怎么了?” This saintess must liberate finally.” I asked that the small spirit revealed the exciting vision, the spirited two fork waists said. “本圣女终于要解放了。”我一发问,小幽灵露出兴奋目光,神气的两手叉腰说道。 „, This arrives is something new, what exactly had?” “哦,这到是新鲜事,到底发生了什么?” I felt, Toxic Creeper is gradually in one with the entire Holy See mountain friendly, after it completed the fusion, I can be the waving the arms about captain with ease, so long as later issued to order was enough.” “我感觉到了,剧毒花藤正在和整个教廷山逐渐融合为一体,等它完成融合后,我就可以轻轻松松的做甩手船长,以后只要下达命令就行了。” „......” That...... please ask, who can tell me me to show what expression to be good at this time? “……”那个……请问一下,谁能告诉我我这时候该露出什么表情才好? Toxic Creeper ahh!!! 剧毒花藤啊啊啊!!! ... 。。。
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