*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The wild grasshopper appeared! 野生的蚱蜢出现了！ Was you, Wu Fan beast, on! 就是你了,吴凡兽,上吧！ Wu Fan VS grasshopper 吴凡VS蚱蜢 Fight official —— starts!!! 战斗正式——开始！！！ Throws the dice to decide first to attack. 投骰决定先攻。 Wu Fan projected 1 point. 吴凡投出了一点。 The grasshopper projected 10000 points. 蚱蜢投出了10000点。 10000 point surface dices what's the matter ahh ahh ahh!!! 10000点面的骰子到底是怎么回事啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！ Disregards my protest, the fight continues to work. 无视我的抗议,战斗继续进行下去。 The grasshopper obtained first attacked. 蚱蜢获得了先攻。 The grasshopper used the hula dance. 蚱蜢使用了草裙舞。 The grasshopper lay on the Wu Fan face. 蚱蜢趴在了吴凡脸上。 Wu Fan confusion. 吴凡混乱了。 Wu Fan used hitting the face. 吴凡使用了打脸。 Wu Fan was been chaotic, Wu Fan attacked itself. 吴凡被混乱了,吴凡攻击了自己。 Wu Fan received 999 energy damage. 吴凡受到了九百九十九点精神伤害。 The grasshopper used dialed the sand( urine). 蚱蜢使用了拨沙(尿)。 Wu Fan sends out subtle smell. 吴凡散发出一股微妙的气味。 Wu Fan anger. 吴凡愤怒了。 Wu Fan used the unique skill —— anger to rip the script. 吴凡使用了绝招——怒撕剧本。 Does the wool, why I must not be possible with only grasshopper such fight!!! 搞毛啊,为什么我非得和区区一只蚱蜢这样战斗不可！！！ After rips the script, I plunge the grasshopper wickedly, by Sir Emperor Wu a hand holding down forehead, is actually not able one step, she to raise other hand gently forward gently, jumping that the grasshopper on hand achieved wishes finally walked, submerges in the thick patch of grass to vanish does not see. 努撕剧本后,我恶狠狠扑向蚱蜢,却被武帝大人一只手轻轻按住额头,无法向前一步,她将另外的手轻轻一扬,手上的蚱蜢终于如愿以偿的跳走,没入了草丛之中消失不见。 „, Lets loose me, I must select with that grasshopper only!” Saw that the grasshopper drilled, my desperate exuded one to call out in grief, this humiliation was unable to scrub again. “塔莫娅,放开我,我要和那只蚱蜢单挑！”眼看蚱蜢钻地了,我绝望的发出一声悲鸣,这份屈辱已经无法再洗刷了。 „Bear tower, with the Savior who a grasshopper is calculating, this really?” “熊塔,和一只蚱蜢斤斤计较的救世主,这样真的好吗？” „The world of man you do not understand, this is the fight, the fight!” My hot blooded ebullition, opens out hand, immediately throws to the thick patch of grass, seeks for that carefully is not being I, as soon as the defeated general of enemy of gathering, stray cur. “男人的世界你不懂,这是战斗,战斗！”我热血沸腾,拨开塔莫娅的手,立刻就扑到草丛里,仔细寻找着那个不是我一合之敌的败军之将,丧家之犬。 What a pity, on lawn boundless many tunnels, the degenerate who that sneaks away at a critical juncture does not know where hid went, looked some little time, helpless I gave up, has turned head, discovered that two hold the chin, the pupil pupil of that pair of deep purple blue, did wink stared at me to look. 可惜,草地上茫茫多的地洞,那临阵脱逃的败类也不知道躲哪去了,找了好一会儿,我才无奈放弃,回过头,发现塔莫娅正两手托着下巴,那双深紫蓝色的瞳眸,一眨不眨的盯着我看。 The corners of the mouth that curls upwards, and beautiful vision, has very obvious happy expression, the young girl winning smile sweet appearance is a little dazzling. 微翘的嘴角,以及明媚目光,带着十分明显的笑意,少女巧笑嫣然的样子有点炫目。 However my mood is very uncomfortable, kneels to lie on the ground looks for body being disinclined of grasshopper to stand, such several steps crawled, in front of gathering. 但是我的心情却十分不爽,跪趴在地上找蚱蜢的身体懒得站起来,就这么几步爬了过来,凑到塔莫娅面前。 „, You, is smiling.” “塔莫娅,你,在笑。” „? Right?” It seems like not to realize, touches the face, recalled, honest Sir Emperor Wu nodded layer on layer/heavily. “诶？是吗？”塔莫娅似乎自己也没意识到,摸了摸脸,又回想了一下,诚实的武帝大人重重点头。 „Should smile, a moment ago.” “应该是在笑吧,刚才。” „Is laughing at me? Is smiling my solemn Savior unexpectedly and a grasshopper competes?” “是在笑我吗？是在笑我堂堂的救世主竟然和一只蚱蜢较劲吗？” „Definitely is not.” Shakes the head layer on layer/heavily, this not slight hesitation. “肯定不是。”塔莫娅重重摇头,这次没有丝毫的犹豫。 „That why?” “那为什么？” „Can't I...... smile?” Sir Emperor Wu was puzzled, when smiled that luxurious thing? “我……不能笑吗？”武帝大人困惑了,什么时候笑成了那么奢侈的东西？ „Arrived did not say that cannot smile, but...... aren't you mad at me? Suddenly smiled is too towering, therefore was very suspicious.” I think, finally found was out of sorts, originally here. “到不是说不能笑,只不过……你不是在生我的气吗？忽然笑起来太突兀了,所以很可疑。”我想了想,终于找到了违和点,原来就在这里。 „Right, I still am mad bear tower.” Realized that this, the smile is pale gradually, the face cast aside, started to be angry, but has not waited for me to say anything, she transferred, again revealing dazzling beautiful smile, that silver-gray beautiful hair fluttered with the wind, is capturing the attention of person, as if let the sky deep blue changed colors. “没错,我还在生熊塔的气。”意识到这点的塔莫娅,笑容渐淡,脸撇了过去,又开始生气了,不过没等我说点什么,她又转回来,再次露出让人炫目的美丽笑容,那一头银灰色的秀发随风轻扬,吸引着人的目光,似乎让天空的碧蓝都为之失色。 „But, the place or the meeting that although still in the vitality/angry, want to smile want to smile, what having isn't right?” “不过,虽然还在生气,想笑的地方还是会想笑,有什么不对吗？” Where „...... this......” probably does not have is not right, but also is probably fair, no one stipulates the vitality/angry cannot smile. “不……这……”好像有什么地方不对,但好像又合情合理,没有谁规定生气的时候不许笑啊。 „For those nothing place is not right, but...... why? Saw that you are smiling, my mood inexplicable uncomfortable.” “到是没什么地方不对,只不过……为什么呢？看到你在笑,我心情莫名的不爽。” Perhaps was a moment ago and grasshopper fight battle intent also, in my heart is spunky unexpectedly bold, said so the provocative words to Sir Emperor Wu, even was dissatisfied, made an astonishing action, put out a hand to press firmly between the fingers cheeks gently, pulled pulling, like her usually frequently to such that I made. 或许是刚才和蚱蜢战斗的战意还在,我心中充满勇气,竟然胆大包天的对武帝大人说出如此挑衅的话,甚至还不满足,又做了一个惊人的举动,伸手轻轻捏住了塔莫娅的脸颊,扯了扯,就像她平时经常对我做的那样。 My this was, my uninhibited brain and hand, present is also mad my, did I do this am not courting death? Was finished, she will certainly be angry, could the violent walk not to have the shadow series leg momentarily my 64 HIT to face shapeshift. 我这是怎么了,我这不羁的大脑和手啊,现在的塔莫娅可是还生着我的气,我这样做不是在找死吗？完蛋了,她一定会更生气,随时都会暴走来个无影连环腿将我64HIT至面部变形。 Then, I am maintaining the posture that face that pinches, was shocked dull, has not as if expected my doing dead skill is so deep, gave to blow her unexpectedly at once, with staring, on peaceful grassy slope, only then the wind has blown sound. 就这样,我保持着捏塔莫娅的脸的姿势,呆愣住了,塔莫娅似乎也没料到我的作死功力如此深厚,竟然一时之间把她也给镇住了,跟着愣了起来,安静的草坡上,只有风吹过的声音。 However, what has saying that the face of Sir Emperor Wu...... the feel was really good, soft, shot the ball , tender. 但是,不得不说的是,武帝大人的脸……手感真是好啊,软软的,弹弹的,滑滑的,嫩嫩的。 Has not known how long, some response, is not the earliest possible time tramples finally flies I, not my unconventional hand crumb, but is maintaining such posture, suddenly opens the mouth. 不知过了多久,塔莫娅终于有了反应,不是第一时间踹飞我,也不是将我那放荡不羁的手捏碎,而是保持着这样的姿势,忽然开口。 „Bear tower...... aren't you happy? I smiled a moment ago.” “熊塔……你不高兴吗？我刚才笑的时候。” Unexpectedly is this issue, after wants to gather the full anger value, opens to me in a big way? 竟然是这种问题,难道是想蓄满怒气值后再向我开大？ I am facing the critical issue, slightly makes the ponder, how should reply? How should reduce the anger trough of Sir Emperor Wu? 我面临着生死攸关的问题,略做沉思,该怎么回答好呢？该怎么降低武帝大人的怒气槽呢？ No, the man kept promises, said the words that changed a statement are not my style, instigated anything to instigate, did. 不,男子汉说一不二,说出去的话改口可不是我的风格,怂什么怂,就是干。 „Yes.” Facing looking straight ahead of Sir Emperor Wu, I nod, suddenly on the feeling head as if emitted a cheerful music, adjoint system sound. “是。”面对武帝大人的直视,我点了点头,忽然感觉脑袋上似乎冒出了一声欢快的音乐,伴随着系统声音。 Congratulates player Wu Fan, your doing dead level promotion. 恭喜玩家吴凡,您的作死等级提升了。 „Uh-huh?” Did not say a word, made an effort is staring at me, looked, suddenly, she unfolded the face to smile. “嗯哼？”塔莫娅一言不发,就这么用力的盯着我,一个劲的看,忽然,她展颜一笑。 „Un, I understood.” “恩,我明白了。” „What bright...... understands?” I am not clear kiss!!! “明……明白什么？”我不明白啊亲！！！ „Bear tower does not need to know.” “熊塔不需要知道。” „Why?!” “为什么？！” „Because bear Tatai was slow.” “因为熊塔太迟钝了。” „Well, is my mistake?” Without thinking to go round and round, wrong is I, when my ancestors called the world or feudal official? “咦,是我的错吗？”没想到绕来绕去,错的又是我,我上辈子难道叫世界或时臣？ „Right, all are bear tower the mistakes.” “没错,一切都是熊塔的错。” „But I am not clear, can make my wrong understand?” I prepare to seek for advice modestly. “可是我还是不明白,能不能让我错个明白？”我准备虚心求教。 „Bear tower does not understand are not related, I understand that was good.” “熊塔不明白没关系,我明白就好了。” „How can like this, we not be a partner?” I despaired. “怎么能这样,我们不是伙伴吗？”我绝望了。 „Clever, this is enough.” Puts out a hand to touch my head, the smile on face is more abundant. “乖,这样已经足够了。”塔莫娅伸手摸摸我的头,脸上的笑容更盛。 Not is very completely good......, this move is...... 完全不够好不好……咦,这招是…… I detect suddenly, oneself by with finding the clue make attack, this is Penza let me beautifully to the matter that handles. 我忽然察觉到,自己正被塔莫娅用摸摸头攻击,这是原本萨绮丽让我对塔莫娅做的事情。 Was I first attacked? It is not good, wants to select what means to save. 难道说,我又被抢先攻了？不行,得想点什么办法挽救一下。 But...... touches quite comfortable, the eye narrowed the eyes unknowingly, this remembers, for these days had not rested under everyone's bombing well one time. 可是……塔莫娅摸的好舒服,眼睛不知不觉就眯了起来,这才想起,这几天在大家的轰炸下都没好好的休息过一次。 Thereupon, the eye hides more and more heavily, had several yawn, consciousness to blur...... 于是乎,眼皮子越来越重,打了好几个哈欠,不知不觉间意识就模糊起来…… Quickly grasps the meaning of something, I awaken suddenly, open the eyes. 一个激灵,我猛然惊醒,睁开双眼。 At this time is the setting sun drops, I rested the most daytime unexpectedly, even the lunch has not eaten. 此时已经是夕阳落下时分,我竟然睡了大半个白天,连中午饭都没吃。 Is the recent pressure is too certainly big, was too weary. 一定是最近压力太大,太疲倦了。 Deeply inspires, just wants to stretch oneself, sighed for a long time one has not rested that crisp, suddenly, all my movements stagnate, dull, moves does not dare to move. 深吸了一口气,刚想伸个懒腰,感叹一番好久没睡的那么爽过了,忽然,我所有的动作都停滞下来,呆呆的,一动不敢动。 At present, on the tip of the nose is going against, what is? Round, sharp, high, soft, has one share...... one share special delicate fragrance. 眼前的,鼻尖上顶着的,到底是什么？圆圆的,尖尖的,高高的,软软的,带着一股子……一股子特别的幽香。 After delay several seconds, I know the own present situation, simply speaking, was leaned to hug by, two people fell asleep. 呆滞数秒后,我才知道自己现在的处境,简单来说,就是被塔莫娅侧抱着,两人都睡着了。 My slight movement, vigilant will awaken, she rubs the eyes, sat up the body, delicate fragrance and soft that greets the nostrils, in my did not abandon in the vision to spread out. 我的细微动作,将警觉的塔莫娅惊醒过来,她揉了揉眼,坐起了身子,那扑鼻的幽香和柔软,也在我的不舍目光中拉开了距离。 „Is this time? Originally wants to let the bear tower sleeps small, the lunch the time awakens, without thinking of even me also fell asleep, certainly is bear tower the mistake, saw this resting the face that sinks, how was not possibly infected.” “已经是这个时间了吗？本来只是想让熊塔睡一小觉,午饭的时候叫醒过来的,没想到连我也睡着了,一定是熊塔的错,看到这张睡的那么沉的脸,怎么可能不被传染。” The sleepy eyes are clearheaded, Sir Emperor Wu explained in a few words was clear about all, originally is I first falls asleep, was infected her of sleepiness also to rest by me unknowingly, then how then does not know, I like holding the pillow hugged by her. 睡眼惺惺的,武帝大人三言两语就解释清楚了一切,原来是我先睡着,然后被我传染了睡意的她也不知不觉睡了下来,再然后就是不知怎么的,我被她像抱枕一样抱上了。 Originally fortunately account it's that simple, hahaha, fortunately, is really I thinks was too complex. 原来事情的经过就是那么简单,啊哈哈哈,还好还好,果然是我想的太复杂了。 „Are you...... still mad at me?” I also followed to crawl, approached to ask directly. “你……还在生我的气吗？”我也跟着爬了起来,凑近塔莫娅直接问道。 „Un, is angry.” “恩,还是生气。” „Really......” knows that is not easy to make her be mad disappears, the person who usually is not angry once the vitality/angry may not have is so good to coax, is beautiful, your plan pattern Tucson broken. “果然……”就知道没那么容易让她气消,平时不怎么生气的人一旦生气可没那么好哄,萨绮丽啊,你的计划图样图森破了。 „But, without before was angry.” Suddenly, Sir Emperor Wu came the god transition. “不过,没有之前那么生气了。”忽然,武帝大人来了个神转折。 „Well, real?” “咦,真的吗？” „Why can deceive bear tower?” “为什么要骗熊塔呢？” „Why meets suddenly well......, this I do not closely examine, the simple point told me, before had the multi- vitality/angry, now has the multi- vitality/angry?” “可是为什么忽然会……好吧,这个我不追问了,简单点告诉我,之前有多生气,现在有多生气？” I must first confirm, can oneself take a beating momentarily. 我得先确认一下,自己会不会随时挨揍。 „Before is ten words, the present is one.” Also is serious thinking, telling me is precise, lets my delighted answer. “之前是十的话,现在是一。”塔莫娅也是一本正经的想了想,告诉我非常精确的,让我喜出望外的答案。 „Disappeared on the air/Qi again diligently diligently, right.” “再努力努力就气消了,对吧。” „This...... may perhaps.” Clash/To my blinking chuckle, stood up, reaches out me. “这个……可说不定哦。”冲我眨眼轻笑,塔莫娅站了起来,向我伸出手。 „Gets up, bear tower, we should go back.” “起来吧,熊塔,我们该回去了。” „Oh.” I build the hand, by, took advantage of opportunity gently stood up. “噢。”我将手搭上去,被塔莫娅轻轻一拉,顺势站了起来。 Wait, this situation is not right, what made counter-? 等等,这情况不对啊,是不是弄反了什么？ No matter how said, can show such smile, can I such kind, the air/Qi definitely be disappearing was similar, although I do not know what completely oneself made to make her happy, words that must mention, performed a person grasshopper war? 不管怎么说,能露出这样的笑容,能对我这样亲切的塔莫娅,气肯定是消的差不多了,虽然我完全不知道自己做了些什么让她如此开心,非要说来的话,就是上演了一场人蜢大战？ ...... Does like some remote cold jokes accidentally/surprisingly? 难道说……塔莫娅意外的喜欢一些偏僻的冷笑话？ Is treading the setting sun, gone back all the way, our two has not spoken, atmosphere peaceful, but is not awkward, but is that type light...... warm? I could not say in any case am anything, only felt very comfortable, comfortable wants to stretch oneself, slept again. 踏着夕阳,回去的一路上,我们两个都没说话,气氛安静的很,不过却并不尴尬,而是那种淡淡的……温馨？反正我也说不出来是什么,只感觉很舒服,舒服的想伸个懒腰,再睡一觉。 When I am having the yawn, looked askance slightly, looked at my one eyes, transferred, continued to laugh secretly, this movement she does not know all the way made many to return. 就在我打着哈欠的时候,塔莫娅微微侧目,看了我一眼,转回去,继续窃笑,这个动作一路上她已经不知道做了多少回了。 „I said that what are you smiling?” Finally, I could not bear. “我说塔莫娅,你到底在笑什么？”终于,我忍不住了。 „This can...... be regarded as the secret?” Carries the small hand, one step raises, the young girl aura is full. “这个嘛……能当做是秘密吗？”塔莫娅背起小手,一步一抬高,少女气息满满。 „That also invited smiling of your secret.” My ill-humored white supercilious look. “那也请您秘密的笑。”我没好气的白了白眼。 „? That may be difficult to manage.” “诶？那可难办了。” „Otherwise told me, in a big hurry, told me, Sir, Princess .” I am holding hand, clinging to for dear life that smelly is not concerned about face hit rottenly. “不然的话就告诉我,快快,告诉我嘛,塔莫娅大人,塔莫娅公主,塔莫娅亲亲。”我拉着塔莫娅的手,臭不要脸的死缠烂打起来了。 „Bear tower uses this move unexpectedly, is really despicable.” “熊塔竟然用这一招,真是卑鄙。” Under the setting sun contamination, the fair elegant face is sending out an orange red beautiful brilliance, honest she is discontented with me to use the so despicable and shameless style, blew up the cheek help/gang slightly, I said, our Sir Emperor Wu did have the feminine qualities more and more? Moreover is natural opening comes out unknowingly, does not have slightly for feminine qualities, but feminine qualities, is charming. 夕阳沾染下,塔莫娅白皙的俏脸散发着一层橘红色的美丽光辉,正直的她不满我用如此卑鄙无耻的招式,微微鼓起了腮帮,我说,我们的武帝大人是不是越来越有女人味了？而且是在不经意间自然的散露出来,没有丝毫的为了女人味而女人味,更是迷人。 „Ok, on making an exception told you, was because I was a little happy, therefore smiled.” “算了吧,就破例的告诉你,是因为我有点开心,所以就笑了。” „Well? What answer this is, why happy?” “咦？这算是哪门子的答案,到底为什么开心？” „It is not good, said were many enough, bear tower also is really, oneself think well, does not want anything to make others tell.” “不行,已经说的够多了,熊塔也真是的,自己动动脑子多好,不要什么都让别人告诉。” „Is good to trouble, if our two can have fit skill to be good, you give my brain, I give you strength.” “好麻烦,如果我们两个能有合体技能就好了,你给我脑子,我给你力量。” „Said that...... spoke what nonsense, how possibly to have this strange skill.” “说……说什么傻话,怎么可能有这种奇怪的技能。” „I and small spirit to yes, her intelligence quotient cannot transform to give me completely.” “我和小幽灵到是可以,不过她的智商完全转变不过来给我。” „She is the spirit body therefore doesn't matter.” “她是幽灵体所以没关系。” „Spirit is really convenient, I also turned into the spirit to be good.” “幽灵真是便利,我也变成幽灵好了。” „Please must going on living well.” “请务必好好的活下去。” Unknowingly, was peaceful, the warm atmosphere was broken, I and as usual, with pauses chatted, performing was the topics of some powerful and unconstrained styles, naturally, was I raises. 不知不觉,原本安静的,令人温馨的气氛被打破,我和塔莫娅像以往一样,有一搭没一搭的一路闲聊起来,尽是些天马行空的话题,当然,都是我提出来的。 Arrived the family/home, suddenly, footsteps stopped shortly quickly, has turned around facing me, the deep breath, as if had the important matter to me say. 眼看快到家了,忽然,塔莫娅的脚步停了下来,转过身面对着我,深呼吸了一口,似乎有重要的事情要对我说。 I also turn very quiet, calmly visits her, is waiting for her important words. 我也屏住呼吸,静静看着她,等待着她的重要话语。 „Bear tower.” “熊塔。” „Un.” “恩啊。” „Tonight...... best 1 : 00 pm time, that...... a little can the matter...... give me time?” Always frank sprightly, the tone becomes somewhat coy. “今天晚上……最好晚 1 点的时候,那个……有点事……可以给我一点时间吗？”一向爽直明快的塔莫娅,语气变得有些扭扭捏捏。 „On our two?” “就我们两个？” „Naturally!” She stared my one eyes ill-humoredly, how many do you also want to draw in? “当然！”她没好气的瞪了我一眼,你还想拉上多少个？ „Without issue, where?” “没问题,在哪里？” „In...... there that we rested a moment ago together, Ok?” Thinks, said. “在……就在我们刚才一起睡的那儿,可以吗？”塔莫娅想了想,道。 This same place rests...... will as if make one misunderstand, but did not matter, I nod: „Un, there, I knew.” 这个一起睡……似乎会让人误会吧,不过无所谓了,我点了点头:“恩,就在那里,我知道了。” „Do not become lost.” “可不要迷路哦。” „......” Really is disrespectful, when Sir Emperor Wu became that disrespectful, did I possibly become lost? “……”真是失礼,武帝大人什么时候变得那么失礼了,我怎么可能迷路？ „Settled, I first walked.” After saying, beckons gently, impatient stepped the footsteps to take the lead to run. “就这么说定了,我先走了。”说完以后,塔莫娅轻轻招手,迫不及待的迈着脚步率先跑了回去。 Oh, I said wait/etc, how many step distances the leaving home entrance on, what ghost did you first go back are? 唉,我说等等,离家门口就几步的距离了,你先回去是什么鬼？ I could not have understood present completely, flexure scratched the head, suddenly the whole body shook fiercely, as if discovery extraordinary matter. 我已经完全看不懂现在的塔莫娅了,挠了挠头,忽然浑身猛地一震,仿佛发现了不得了的事情。 Wait, made me...... to make me a moment ago in night, meets in unmanned place, right? Why must at that time, that place, only then does two people meet? 等等,塔莫娅刚才约我……约我在夜深时分,在无人的地方见面,对吧？为什么要在那种时候,那种地方,只有两个人见面？ ...... My whole body shivers fiercely, thinks one type regards the feeling full possibility. 难道说……我浑身剧烈颤抖,想到了一种即视感十足的可能性。 Sir Emperor Wu liked me suddenly, planned to my confession? 难道说武帝大人忽然喜欢上了我,打算向我告白？ ... 。。。