*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „gu un ~~ ~~ ~” flexure scratched the head, the half-asleep partly awoke, the body always felt very heavy, like did not fall into the water carefully, tied down both feet by the water plant, along with the scant of breath, how to struggle cannot get up. “咕嗯~~~~~”挠了挠头,半睡半醒中,身体总觉得很沉重,就像不小心掉入了水里,被水草缠住了双足,伴随着呼吸困难,怎么挣扎也起不来。 Probably also had a nightmare, although could not recall the content, but heavy had the connection with this very much. 好像还做了个噩梦,虽然记不起内容了,但和这份沉重很有关联。 Can wake? Good to trouble, but also wants to rest a meeting again, but really sinks very much, who is, has what enmity anything resentment, must like this to me. 要醒过来吗？好麻烦,还想再睡一会,但是真的很沉,到底是谁,有什么仇什么怨,要这样对我。 Is being intertwined, I reluctant blurry opened the eyes finally, what reflects pleasant is strange......, became the fixed lines quickly, I have not been injured now. 在纠结中,我终于不情不愿的迷糊睁开了双眼,映入眼中的是陌生的……啊呸,都快成固定台词了,我现在可没受伤。 What reflects pleasant is white clouds blue sky, and morning of late autumn no temperature is positive. 映入眼中的是一片白云蓝天,以及深秋的毫无温度的早阳。 A'le? Was my...... falls asleep in the open country? Felt strange, last night exactly what happened? My Druid Wu Fan, already gradually heroic degenerated into took the day to be taken as the wild animal of bed? 阿勒？我这是……在野外睡着了吗？奇怪了,昨晚到底发生了什么事？我德鲁伊吴凡,已经渐渐豪迈的沦为了以天为被以地为床的野兽了吗？ Thinks diligently, finally found some fragments, last night I did not finish an apprenticeship Czech Republic with flatter colored glaze, tied up by unknown fearful strength, finally after begging for mercy, and pledged that this time no longer organized the unstressed tone section to move, everyone half believing and half doubting deregulated to us. 努力想了想,终于找到一些片段,昨晚我和阿琉斯出师未捷,被一股未知的可怕力量绑了起来,最后几经求饶,并发誓这次不再组织轻音部活动了,大家才将信将疑的给我们松绑。 As for sheep mule chicken party, the misdeeds that because probably the past went back on word were too many, the credit lost completely, even if same begged for mercy with me is trusted, pitiful tall Te, was protagonist is actually hung the time of most celebration party obviously, finally was put by the tenderhearted girls, I want to flow off several drops of dry tears for him. 至于羊骡鸡小队,好像因为过去食言的劣迹太多,信用彻底丧失,纵使和我一样求饶了也没有得到信任,可怜的高特,明明是主角却被吊了大半个庆祝会的时间,最后才被心软的女孩们放下来,我都想为他流下几滴干巴巴的泪水了。 Then? The memory started somewhat to blur, probably the pledge of my big unstressed tone section has not won enough trust, I with flatter colored glaze by cruel separation, but, how could did this prevent to save our masters and disciples two of the world wholeheartedly? Therefore we performed a magpie bridge immortal at the banquet, wishing one could can like cowherd and weaving maiden, built a magpie bridge on Milky Way, coming to a thousand li (500 km) to meet, even if only then one minute also good, how we will annotate the world to be saved with the shortest song. 然后呢？记忆就开始有些模糊了,好像我大轻音部的誓言并没有得到足够的信任,我和阿琉斯被残忍的分开,但是,这岂能阻止得了一心拯救世界的我们师徒两个？于是我们在宴会上演了一场鹊桥仙,恨不得能够像牛郎织女那样,在银河上面搭一座鹊桥,来个千里相会,哪怕只有一分钟也好,我们会用最短的歌来诠释世界是怎么被拯救的。 What a pity, was seen through each time perfectly, I go all out to stretch out with the flatter colored glaze hand, want to grasp the same place, is each time on the difference tiny bit distance, was pulled by the people, brutal separates both of us. 可惜,每次都被完美的识破了,我和阿琉斯的手拼命伸出,想要握到一起,可是每次就差一分一毫的距离,就被众人拉扯住,无情的将我们俩分开。 Afterward? Un, making me think carefully......, thought. 后来呢？嗯,让我仔细想一想……哦,想起来了。 Afterward probably was deliberately bad, forgot this matter, drank the liquor with everyone, was drunk gradually, the consciousness was fuzzy. 后来好像自暴自弃了,忘了这回事,和大家一起喝起了酒,渐渐就醉了,意识模糊了。 Therefore , after this was got drunk, rests directly on the conference site? 所以说,这难道是喝醉以后直接睡在会场上了？ I raised the head, about Gu Wang, really right, here is the main house gate open area, the table also disorderly dispersion that the celebration banquet uses, the central bonfire has been put out, actually still also in once for a while „pā” a resounding, 1.2 sparks. 我抬起头,左右顾望,果然没错,这里就是家门口的空地,庆祝宴会用的餐桌还凌乱的散布,中央的篝火已经熄灭,却依然还在时不时的“啪”一声脆响,嘣出一点两点火花。 The table above cup dishes had been tidied up, I lie down in probably on a table, others have the master brother two fellow apprentices, the nag three people of groups, the man in Ricken Hans Group, as well as high especially...... couple. 餐桌上面的杯子碗碟已经被收拾掉了,我好像躺在其中一张餐桌上,其他人还有大师兄二师兄,老马三人组,里肯汉斯组中的男人,以及高特……夫妇。 Besides in a table is photogenic Mr. and Mrs. tall who Te supports to rest, remaining is some grown men, everyone horizontal seven chaotic eight resting on the banquet field, somewhat lie down like me on the table, some lie on a bench but actually, somewhat sits, in the bench lies on the table, some rest directly on the ground, what is most mysterious is the meter/rice mountain and khan, hugged a tree to fall asleep, no matter how rested, on everyone covered a thick wool blanket, after all already late autumn. 除了在一张餐桌上相拥而睡的高特夫妇以外,剩下的都是些大男人,大家横七乱八的睡在宴会场上,有些像我一样躺在餐桌上,有些倒趴在一张长凳上,有些坐在长凳趴在桌上,有些直接睡在地上,最神奇的是米山和可汗,抱着一棵树睡着了,不过不管怎么睡,每个人身上都盖了一张厚厚毛毯,毕竟已经深秋了。 The stance that really sorry figure cannot withstand, takes a look at your drunkards, where although I do not have to go well and that's the end. 真是狼狈不堪的姿态呀,瞧瞧你们这些醉鬼,虽然我也没好到哪里去就是了。 On the other hand, the situation I understood, however does serious feeling come from where? I set out not to have the means to achieve now continually. 话说回来,情况我了解了,但是身上的沉重感又是从何而来？我现在连起身都没办法做到。 I have to move from others the vision return to myself on, looked immediately on heavens. 我不得不将目光从其他人挪回到自己身上,一看顿时就日了蕾奥娜了。 flatter colored glaze this little fellow, curls up the small tender body to rest in one side, both hands holds my waist firmly, the both legs grips my leg, the dark world that rests is dark. 阿琉斯这小家伙,蜷着小小的娇躯睡在一侧,双手牢牢抱着我的腰,双腿夹住我的一条腿,睡的昏天地暗。 Because is familiar with the relations personally, I alone rest likes with the big font upwards vertical stroke in the leg...... not, is the posture of middle finger, the itself/Ben is the sturdy grown man, the table not wide, this big font lies down, you looked that both wrists/skills did not have the place to put hangingly. 因为个人习惯关系,我一个人睡的时候喜欢用大字型朝天竖中腿……哦不,是中指的姿势,本就是粗壮的大男人,餐桌也没多宽,这一个大字型躺下去,你看两只手腕都悬空没地方搁了。 Therefore, according to my height and show/unfolds arm width, figures out the width of table, again according to the angle that the waist and thigh open, calculates the table area that flatter colored glaze occupies at this time...... in brief is very small, making her have to lean the body, is holding my waist firmly, clamps my leg to rest, turns over/stands up slightly, will be moves to fall down from the table, will be petite thanks to her stature, enough short my two head, will have one meter probably about six, in the westerner physique for lord Diablo world this was a dwarf, like this. More suitable, when Assassin, moreover...... the chest is learned very much. 因此,根据我的身高和展臂宽度,算出餐桌的宽度,再根据腰围和大腿张开的角度,计算出阿琉斯此时所占的餐桌面积……总之是很小,让她不得不侧着身子,牢牢抱着我的腰,夹着我的腿睡,稍微一个翻身,甚至是动一下就会从餐桌掉下去,也是多亏她个子娇小,足足矮了我两个头,大概只有一米六左右吧,在西方人体格为主的暗黑世界这算是个矮子了,不过这样的个头更适合当刺客,而且……胸部很有料。 I said that since do not push toward me difficultly, isn't also many open areas? Subconsciously how many I struggle, actually discovered flatter colored glaze hugs tightly is very very tight, what, this was punishing me last night at the final moment, the matter of unstressed tone section, saving the heavy responsibility of the world, the most important thing is this good student forgetting? 我说既然那么艰难就别往我这边挤啊,不是还有很多空地吗？我下意识挣扎几下,却发现阿琉斯抱的很紧很紧,什么呀,这是在惩罚我昨晚在最后时刻,把轻音部的事情,把拯救世界的重任,最重要的是把她这个好学生给忘记了吗？ However waits, flatter colored glaze is so petite, how to make me feel heavy, even can't set out? 不过等等,阿琉斯那么娇小,怎么会让我感到沉重,甚至起不了身呢？ Thinks carefully, I discovered the chief criminal is not flatter colored glaze, but yes...... 仔细一想,我才发现罪魁祸首并不是阿琉斯,而是…… A vision revolution, I get angry raise a mind tea table. 目光一转,我怒掀一记心灵茶几。 The crystal is slanting is lying down on me horizontally, the face is lying the thigh, the foot pedal the shoulder, pressed the weight of entire body on me, thinks that looked a big dragon pressed in taste, you know that I now some laboriously am uncomfortable. 水晶斜着横躺在我身上,脸趴着大腿,脚蹬着肩膀,将整个身子的重量都压在了我身上,想想看一头巨龙压在身上的滋味,你就会知道我现在有多辛苦难受了。 On the other hand, the quality of this table is also especially good. 话说回来,这餐桌的质量也是格外好。 It is not right, now does not complain this time, the bastard crystal, dares unexpectedly while my non- idea me, when the bed rested, damaging that studies in Beja that incurs? Absolutely is this right, the courage may be big, I had given you to feed obviously last night much also dare unexpectedly to my, it seems like you were tired of living. 不对,现在可不是吐槽这个的时候,混蛋水晶,竟然敢乘我不主意把我当床睡了,是在贝雅那学来的损招吗？绝对是这样没错吧,胆子可不小啊,明明我昨晚已经给你喂食了不少竟然还敢对我这样,看来你是活腻了。 I try hard the head that lifts can move only, the anger am staring the crystal, discovered that another less wonderful signal, this young tooth crystal dragon, the water discharge is ultra-large, I refer to the saliva! With faucet that has not turned tight, one after another unceasing the corners of the mouth from sleep wanders about destitute, oneself feel nothing, like the dead pig that rests, is all soaked by the saliva that she flowed my thigh to the pants crotch spot. 我努力抬起唯一能动弹的脑袋,怒瞪着水晶,发现另外一个更加不妙的信号,这头幼齿水晶龙,出水量超大,我指的是口水！就跟没扭紧的水龙头似的,一滴一滴不断的从睡梦中的嘴角边流落,本人浑然不觉,睡的像死猪一样,我的大腿到裤裆部位全都被她流出来的口水浸湿了。 What does this look like at first sight? Probably I wet the bed ahh!!! 这样乍一看像什么？像是我尿床了啊啊啊！！！ My wise, how could to defeat on your stupid young tooth crystal dragon, gives me to get down, gets down! 我一世的英明,岂能败在你这头愚蠢的幼齿水晶龙身上,给我下来,下来！ Several toss about, has not dragged down the crystal, to first awakened flatter colored glaze, she rubs the eyes, raised the head to see me, reveals soft lovable blurry rests the clearheaded smile. 几番折腾,没把水晶弄下,到先把阿琉斯惊醒了,她揉了揉眼,抬起头看到我,露出柔软可爱迷糊的睡惺惺笑容。 „Teacher, good morning, flatter colored glaze, rests is very good.” “老师,早上好,阿琉斯,睡的很好。” „Is good , helping me make a bit faster from the body this stupid dragon!” The reason that cannot make because of flatter colored glaze, my waist was also held by her, now she wakes, I naturally must urge. “好个屁,快点帮我把这头笨龙从身上弄下来！”弄不下来的原因也是因为阿琉斯在,我的腰被她抱实了,如今她醒过来,我自然要驱使一番。 flatter colored glaze has not loosened me according to the word, but raised the head, looks around several, experience as Assassin rapid grasps the environment with her, then, the vision falls to my pants crotch on finally, said one. 阿琉斯没有依言松开我,而是抬起头,张望几眼,用她身为刺客的经验迅速将周围环境掌握,然后,最后目光落到我的裤裆上,说了一句。 „Teacher, wets the bed?” “老师,尿床？” Urine your younger sister ahh!!! Always why can hold the immaterial detail, makes me get out of bed a bit faster...... not, is leaves office...... is not probably right, in brief let loose me to say again. 尿你妹啊啊啊！！！为什么总是能抓住无关紧要的细节,快点让我下床……不,是下台……好像也不对,总之放开我再说。 But, flatter colored glaze this whisper actually like the resonant alarm clock, awakens everyone, at first sight also thinks that they have pretended to be sleeping, waits for flatter colored glaze to give orders then wakes immediately the figurants. 可是,阿琉斯这句嘀咕却像嘹亮的闹钟一样,将所有人惊醒过来,乍一看还以为他们是一直在装睡,等着阿琉斯发号施令然后立刻醒过来的群众演员。 „Wets the bed? Let me have a look, oh, but also.” Thea Tuker and Maragh this two two goods, dodge to my front at an exceptional pace rapidly, carefully looked at one, then started creating a disturbance that opened eyes to talk nonsense. “尿床尿床？让我看看,哎哟,还真是。”西雅图克和马拉格比这两个二货,以惊人的速度迅速闪到我的面前,仔细看了一眼,然后就开始睁眼说瞎话的起哄了。 „Really? Presses Brother Wu not to let him get up a bit faster, making us also look at several.” Bagg and KFC party said that must join to surround the ranks. “真的？快点摁住吴老弟别让他起来,让我们也看几眼。”汉巴格和肯德基小队纷纷表示要加入围观行列。 „hahahaha, Brother Wu, never expected that you will also wet the bed, mentioned this, I clear remembering, when I was 13 years old, had also had such matter probably, a sleep/felt awoke the pants crotch to be wet, slid slippery......” “哈哈哈哈,吴老弟,没想到你还会尿床啊,说起这个,我还清晰的记得,在我13岁那年,好像也发生过这样的事情,一觉睡醒过来裤裆湿湿的,滑滑的……” Is your is the nocturnal emission good, rolls the distant point to me, do not launch the strange recollection pattern before me arbitrarily! 你那是梦遗好不好,给我滚远点,别在我面前擅自展开奇怪的回想模式！ Did not need me saying that from exposing gorilla tall Te of black history had risen dragon Tyrant to pack off by a Karina Lushan. 不用我说,自曝黑历史的大猩猩高特已经被卡丽娜一个庐山升龙霸送走了。 „You know when to stop to me!” My fire was big, holds also the crystal that rests greatly, sweeps away thousand army to these person of one, scattering in a panic that they catch up with. “你们给我适可而止吧！”我火大了,抱起还在大睡的水晶,给这些人一个横扫千军,才将他们赶的作鸟兽散。 „Well, which crystal this is, opened eyes saw the face of fool pet owner.” Was tossed about like this, waking that the crystal does not prefer finally, blinks, looks that her hugs I who horizontally, when the stick causes, tender gruff asking. “咦,水晶这是在哪,一睁眼就看到了笨蛋饲主的脸。”被这样折腾,水晶总算不情愿的醒过来,眨眨眼,看着将她横抱当棍使的我,娇憨的问道。 I get angry, lies to place on the thigh the crystal directly, lifts the big hand, according to her buttocks is pā pā pā falls, could not control the counter- wound, today must punching to cry this fool crystal dragon is not possible. 我黑着脸,直接将水晶趴放在大腿上,抬起大手,照着她的屁股就是啪啪啪落下,也管不了反伤了,今天非得将这头笨蛋水晶龙给揍哭不可。 Finally the crystal has not cried, I first cried, on the palm is wrapping up thick bandage, hides licks to lick the injured mind in the corner, enough one morning...... 结果水晶没哭,我先哭了,手掌上包扎着厚厚一层绷带,躲在角落里舔舐受伤的心灵,足足一个早上…… In a flash crossed for several days, person who participates celebration party in camp noisy enough, the powder of walked dispersing, only has Carlos and Thea Tuker somewhat is slightly confused, a saying, I helped the master brother arrange and secure Jieli the underground lover's rendezvous while convenient yesterday quietly, sees my small Angel card clean while convenient, small Angel has not seen me a while, kisses/intimate to hug, affectionate serious, making my daughter control the energy to make up instantaneously. 一晃过了数天,来参加庆祝会的人在营地里闹够了,走的走散的散,只剩下卡洛斯和西雅图克略有些迷茫,顺便一说,昨天我又帮大师兄悄悄的安排和安洁丽尔地下幽会了,顺便见一见我的小天使卡洁儿,小天使一阵子没见我,亲亲抱抱,亲昵的不得了,让我的女儿控能量瞬间补足。 However, in addition, two people return to First World to themselves are really confused, because they were given to urge especially by Rafel, has not been ready, has no important matter and quest must process, attended the celebration party, after seeing secure Jieli, had nothing to do, before can also go to the training ground to play to fighting the practice, as two people promoted arrive at the strength of the world, First World does not have the means to make them toss about, is not naturally able to train, how can this endure by militant crazy Thea Tuker? 不过,除此之外,两人对自己回到第一世界甚是迷茫,因为他们是被拉斐尔特地给劝回来的,并没有做好准备,也没什么重要的事情和任务要处理,参加了庆祝会,见了安洁丽尔之后,就没什么好干了,以前还可以去训练场玩玩对战练习,可是随着两人晋升到世界之力,第一世界已经没办法让他们折腾了,自然也无法训练,这让好战狂西雅图克如何能忍受得了？ Rafel's strange action, starting to speak but hesitating of Akara, the arrival of suddenly small fox, makes us detect aura that wind and rain wanted, therefore, how stays in the camp even again bored, Carlos and Thea Tuker still stayed, calmly waits for the Akara movement. 拉斐尔的奇怪举动,阿卡拉的欲言又止,小狐狸的忽然到来,都让我们察觉到了一股风雨欲来的气息,所以,就算呆在营地里再怎么无聊,卡洛斯和西雅图克也还是呆了下来,静静等待阿卡拉的动作。 Really, after several days, I, Carlos, Thea Tuker, the small fox, was all summoned in the Akara small tent, has Cain besides Akara, this to the alliance highest combination, although the smile is kind, made us feel dignified atmosphere, the small fox definitely knows anything, but her not agrees said that answer probably at present. 果然,数天过后,我,卡洛斯,西雅图克,还有小狐狸,全被召到了阿卡拉的小帐篷里,除了阿卡拉以外还有凯恩,这对联盟最高组合虽然笑容和蔼,却让我们感受到了一丝凝重气氛,小狐狸肯定是知道什么的,但是她不肯说,答案大概就在眼前了。 „Grandma Akara, called especially us, what matter had to want several of us to complete together?” Expels also wants to depend the crystal that drinks mind-clearing water, I pretend the careless cut-in subject, asked. “阿卡拉奶奶,特地把我们叫来,是有什么事情要我们几个一起去完成吗？”赶走还想赖着喝清神水的水晶,我装作漫不经心的切入主题,问道。 „Yes, I have been very actually awkward, without the means opens the mouth, Cain has also opposed me, to be honest, this is difficult quest.” Akara smiles, has not hit the riddle with me, entered the subject. “是的,其实我一直很为难,没办法开口,就连凯恩也反对过我,老实说,这是一件难以启齿的任务。”阿卡拉笑了笑,没有和我打哑谜,也进入了正题。 „What matter is? What quest so makes you feel embarrassed?” Akara has never had the attitude, making me more discrete. “到底是什么事情？什么任务如此让你为难？”阿卡拉从未有过的态度,让我更加谨慎起来。 Akara this time does not have the direct reaction I, but looks to Carlos and Thea Tuker, shows the apology smile. 阿卡拉这次没有直接回答我,而是看向卡洛斯和西雅图克,露出歉意笑容。 „This time quest, actually does not need your two, but, I actually have to call you, after all you are the important member of alliance, some rights know this matter, if did not call to listen to you together, I feared that your two was angry is not willing to see my old woman.” “这次的任务,其实并不需要你们两个,不过,我却不得不把你们叫过来,毕竟你们是联盟的重要一份子,有权利知道这件事,如果不把你们叫过来一起听,我怕你们两个生气不愿意见我这个老婆子了。” „How can, Lady Akara, be what matter, did we first listen to do to discuss the decision again?” Carlos and Thea Tuker look at each other, comes out one step by temperate calm Carlos Station, takes the lead to say. “怎么会呢,阿卡拉大人,到底是什么事,我们先听了再做商量决定可以吗？”卡洛斯和西雅图克相视一眼,由温和沉稳的卡洛斯站出来一步,率先说道。 „I know that you will not easily give up your opinion, Rafel called you, it may be said that walked a good chess.” Heard Carlos's words, the Akara jogging shaking the head. “我就知道你们不会轻易放弃自己的主见,拉斐尔把你们叫回来,可谓是走了一步好棋。”听见卡洛斯的话,阿卡拉轻摇了摇头。 „What relations this and does Sir Rafel have? She makes us come back especially, what goal has?” “这和拉斐尔大人有什么关系吗？她特地让我们回来,到底有什么目的？” „She is also opposed that my, making you come back, to exert pressure on me, making me think things over carefully before acting.” “她也是反对我的一员,让你们回来,就是为了给我施压,让我三思而行。” „How can, oppose you......” my surprised about not Shangju, remembered suddenly initially comes back from Third World, Rafel and I have spoken these words. “怎么会呢,反对你……”我惊讶的合不上嘴,忽然想起了当初从第三世界回来的时候,拉斐尔和我说过的那些话。 Allows me to reject Akara one time, if Akara therefore gets angry, making me go to her to lie low until something blows over, I when leave Third World, Rafel has said with me like this. 允许我拒绝阿卡拉一次,如果阿卡拉因此发火的话,让我去她那避避风头,我在离开第三世界的时候,拉斐尔这样和我说过。 Moreover, when leaves Harrogath, Grandma Ramallah's attitude also some...... is it possible that all because of this? 另外,在离开哈洛加斯的时候,马拉奶奶的态度也有些……莫非全都是因为这个？ Doesn't everyone...... approve the decision that Akara soon must make? 大家都……都不怎么认可阿卡拉即将要做出的决定？ Akara the walking stick by arriving at the one side, both hands support chin, exhibited a standard stance of ding commander, however the seriousness on her face, makes me unable to complain. 阿卡拉将拐杖靠到一旁,双手支撑下巴,摆出了一个碇司令的标准姿态,然而她脸上的严肃态度,却让我吐槽不出来。 „Idle talk said short, I come straight to the point directly, dear Wu, Lucia, I wants to make your two go to a Hell world.” “闲话短说,我就直接开门见山吧,亲爱的吴,还有露西亚,我想让你们两个去一趟地狱世界。” ... 。。。