*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Cousin meow, good morning, Ruth borrowed the cosmetic with me a moment ago, they finally found the one's beloved, wanted to dress up one well? But I thought that with their background, does not need to put on make-up meow.” “表哥喵,早上好啊,刚才西露丝艾柯露来和我借了水粉呢,难道说她们终于找到了心上人,想要好好打扮一番了？可是我觉得以她们的底子,根本不需要化妆喵。” The breakfast hour just crossed, on energy surplus running over, flings and Ouna behind, sees me to wash the face, greeted thereupon in high spirits. 早饭时间刚过,菲妮就精神过剩的跑过来,把身边的碧丝和欧娜甩到身后,见我在洗脸,于是乎兴冲冲地打招呼道。 „What? One's beloveds? Ruth and?!” “什么？心上人？西露丝和艾柯露？！” In a flash, felt 18 Hell dangerous murderous aura, in the coordination some Druid turned head fiercely, on the face was thin crash-bang the colorful fierce face, was more terrifying than Yama, is maintaining wear a look of the smile of fine valiant bearing like this, lifted the posture of hand greeting, frightening while still alive fainted. 一瞬间,菲妮感受到了十八层地狱般的险恶杀气,配合上某德鲁伊猛地一回头,脸上稀里哗啦五颜六色的狰狞面孔,比阎罗王还要恐怖,菲妮就这样保持着面带俏爽笑容,抬手招呼的姿势,活活的吓晕过去。 I, Ruth and wanted the cosmetic, was not I makes them go? What, this little false mother, in a big way frightened me one to jump. 哦,我记起来了,西露丝艾柯露和菲妮要水粉,不是我让她们去的吗？什么呀,这小伪娘,吓了我一大跳。 Thinks of here, I relax, continue to turn head, careful washes off the makeup bottom on face completely, as, although does not know why she will faint suddenly, but the punishment is deserved, makes her lie down on the ground, is cool. 想到这里,我松了一口气,继续回过头,仔仔细细的将脸上的妆底全部洗掉,至于菲妮,虽然不知道她为什么会忽然晕过去,但是罪有应得,就让她在地上躺一躺,凉快凉快吧。 „, What's wrong?” Ouna and arrive later, saw that falls down, her old friend calls out in alarm one. “菲妮,怎么了？”欧娜和碧丝稍后来到,看到菲妮倒在地上,她的老相好惊呼一声。 „Who knows that I one then see her, she gets down but actually, bumps has not bumped, but has not really related with me.” “谁知道呢,我一回头看到她,她就倒下去,碰都没碰,可真和我没关系。” I elute the suspicion for myself hastily, but Ouna this Sayuri the member of blackening, may be called says leaf and to have the joint entity of milk, after the blackening, no one recognizes, only recognizes the hatchet, according. 我连忙为自己洗脱嫌疑,欧娜这朵小百合可是黑化的一把手,堪称言叶和有奶的结合体,黑化之后谁都不认,只认柴刀,据菲妮述。 „Really is this, long Boss person?” Helps up, completely Ouna does not believe visits me, no wonder, on the spot only then I alone, I am not the murderer can also anyone. “真的是这样吗,长老大人？”将菲妮扶起,欧娜满是不信的看着我,也难怪,现场只有我一个人,我不是凶手还能有谁。 „Has not really deceived you, probably is because I was practicing the look that is full of murderous aura recently, not careful frightening to faint.” “真的没骗你,大概是因为我最近正在练习饱含杀气的眼神吧,不小心把菲妮给吓晕过去了。” „Why can practice such look?” “为什么要练这样的眼神呢？” „Always some people said that I don't have the expert imposing manner not?” “总是有人说我没有高手气势不是吗？” „Even this cannot with, when practices the object, the long Boss person is really.” After my explanation, Ouna does not haggle over, held to enter the room. “就算是这样也不能拿菲妮当练习对象啊,长老大人真是的。”经过我一番解释后,欧娜也不计较了,扶着菲妮进了屋子。 After that had several days of nightmares continuously, in the dream is completely she runs over then I to change to the evil spirit toward me suddenly her, as soon as stuttered, according to her own. 那之后,菲妮连续做了好几天的噩梦,梦里尽是她朝我跑过来然后我忽然化作厉鬼将她一口吃掉,据她自己说。 The person who on this day comes back has the Maragh three people of groups, is really pitiful, these three fellows, had said that must look for team member, had not found by the present, according to Kurt's non- reliable information, the nag wants to look for the two fox person younger sister, the ugly being surrounded by beautiful women evil thought is obvious, white Wolf is the practical faction, he thinks that in the team first lacks Assassin or Amazon, then according to the nature of team, looks for Barbarian or Necromancer again, naturally, Druid is also good. 这一天回来的人有马拉格比三人组,真是可怜呢,这三个家伙,早就说要找队友了,到现在还是没找到,根据库特的不可靠情报,老马想找两个狐人妹子,丑陋的左拥右抱邪念昭然若揭,白狼是实干派,他认为队伍里首先缺一个刺客或者亚马逊,然后根据队伍的性质,再找个野蛮人或者死灵法师,当然,德鲁伊也不错。 As for Kurt, he wants the character hotter Werewolf younger sister, has treadonned on shaking the road of M, walked away. 至于库特,他想要性格更加火辣的狼人妹子,已经一脚踏在抖M之路上面,走远了。 Selects to sort, although three people cannot find team member, the strength actually progresses by leaps and bounds, actually their talents are very good, but before , continuously by small fox unconsciousness is constraining, the small fox walked to them is also good deed, like pair child princess and small black coal, talent too high team member to the entire team, not necessarily was a good deed, such team member will make you have the dependent psychology, could not find to be own road, is unable to comprehend own say/way. 挑来拣去,三人虽然没能找到队友,实力却突飞猛进,其实他们的天赋都很不错,只是以前一直被小狐狸无意识的压抑着,小狐狸走了对他们而言也是好事一件,就像双子公主与小黑炭,一个天赋过高的队友对整个队伍而言,未必是件好事,这样的队友会让你产生依赖心理,找不到属于自己的路,无法领悟自己的道。 The result drags to tow, three people was not careful three Sir's tests, another not careful did one time Uncle Baal, although the process was somewhat thrilling, even if were facial paralysis male white Wolf recalls, the tail wool couldn't help vertical, after all but, succeeded not? Now was short of Lucia's Lucia party, is Second World adventure party, this rare three people of party also mixed the positive result, fulfilled them to pledge initially, has not lost face to the small fox. 结果拖着拖着,三人一个不小心就过了三大爷的考验,又一个不小心把巴尔大爷干了一次,虽说过程有些惊险,哪怕是面瘫男白狼回忆起来,尾巴毛都忍不住要竖直,不过,毕竟成功的过了不是吗？如今少了露西亚的露西亚小队,已经是第二世界的冒险小队了,这个罕见的三人小队也混出了名堂,履行了他们当初的承诺,没有给小狐狸丢脸。 „Every Boss, we come back, hahahaha.”, Maragh that filled to make the dead attribute big laughter to make a sound by far. “凡老大,我们回来啦,哈哈哈哈哈。”远远的,马拉格比那充满作死属性的大笑声就响了起来。 „Yo, welcome, is your three.” “哟,欢迎欢迎,是你们三位呀。” „We are earliest absolutely earliest, comes back right, because happen to just experience came back a few days, but also in the recuperation, received every Boss news to come back immediately.” “我们是最早的吧,绝对是最早回来的对吧,因为正好刚历练回来没几天,还在休整,接到凡老大的消息立刻就回来了。” „Very sorry, you are the second child.” I referred to who points out mistakes to pair child princess doing missionary work funny artist class...... “很抱歉,你们是老二。”我指了指正向双子公主传教搞笑艺人职业的菲妮…… poor|Fei you courts death ahh!!! 菲妮你找死啊啊啊！！！ Body(?) Buries to anyone could not discover after sheepfold that I clap, discovered that the nag and high especially this to being the dead emperor fiery that hits, when tall Te has come, is to make the electric wave induction between dead emperors to come his summon? 将菲妮的尸体(？)埋到谁也发现不了的羊圈里后,我拍拍手回来,发现老马和高特这对作死帝已经打的火热,高特是什么时候来的,难道是作死帝之间的电波感应将他召唤过来？ „You are never so expected that careful to my matter, I was really affected.” “没想到你们对我的事那么上心,我真是太感动了。” „Especially what high Boss you said is where words, we are comrade, comrade!” “高特老大你说的是哪里话,我们可是战友啊,战友！” The Paladin nag and Paladin tall Te, two people put arms around shoulders, smile the same place, Kurt and white Wolf see this, withdrew subconsciously several steps, in order to avoid contaminates superior that two people disseminate jointly to make the dead virus. 圣骑士老马和圣骑士高特,两个人勾肩搭背,笑到一块,库特和白狼看到这一幕,都下意识的退后了几步,以免沾染到两人联手散播的超强作死病毒。 „Good that said that was comrade, these words arrived in my heart simply.” Jumps out two lines of tears high especially, is patting the shoulder of nag. “说的好,是战友,这句话简直到了我的心坎上。”高特窜出两行热泪,拍着老马的肩膀。 „Can comrade, enjoy the freedom together?” “战友,要一起去享受自由吗？” „Freedom where?” A nag face is deep, vicissitudes to look into the distance. “自由在何方？”老马一脸深沉,沧桑远望。 „Riverside flies in circles freely.” tall Teguo character face one austere, to cipher. “河边自由翔。”高特国字脸一肃,对上暗号了。 „Riverside? Ahem, high especially Boss, although your my goal is different, but the path is the same, walks, rushes to the light together, the young girls of riverside, my nag came, this sculpture perfect male body, whatever you look at all the way.” “河边吗？哼哼哼,高特老大,虽然你我的目的不同,但是道路却是相同的,走吧,一起奔向光明,河边的少女们,我老马来了,这具雕塑般的完美雄性身躯,任由你们看个够。” „For free.” “为了自由。” „For beautiful young girl.” “为了美少女。” „Forward to!” The hand shakes hand, tall Te and nag just like filling the child of innocence, laugh brightly, the mutual chase plays, before pointing, Fang Xiangqian runs, the deep blue sky and bright sea of flowers embellished their background. “向前冲啊！”手拉着手,高特和老马宛如充满童真的孩童般,灿烂大笑,互相追逐嬉戏,指着前方向前奔跑,碧蓝的天空和鲜艳的花海点缀了他们的背景。 The result cannot run 100 meters, whiz whiz two ice arrows hit on accuracy unmistakably their chrysanthemum. 结果没能跑出一百米,嗖嗖两根冰箭就准确无误的命中了他们的菊花。 „Freedom!” tall Te called out pitifully, in the mind did not forget the light of dish boiling to shine the land. “自由！”高特惨叫一声,脑海中仍不忘皿煮之光普照大地。 „Beautiful young girl!” The nag also called out pitifully, the light of ACER covered him thoroughly. “美少女！”老马也惨叫了一声,ACER之光彻底将他笼罩。 Saw that several hundred meters give extra Karina who pair of patrol party was passing by, I give the thumbs-up to her by far, a night does not see, Sister Lena your ice arrow accurate aim promoted much. 看到数百米之外带着一对巡逻小队路过的卡丽娜,我远远的冲她竖起了大拇指,一夜不见,丽娜大姐您的冰箭准头又提升了不少。 „White Wolf, I felt our team lacks is not two people, is three talents is right.” That side, Kurt already and white Wolf discussed that the Werewolf young girl was also good, Barbarian Assassin Amazon Necromancer was also good, in brief first looked for Paladin to say again, without other requests, the first-level rookies may, so long as were not nag was enough. “白狼,我觉得我们队伍缺的不是两个人,是三个人才对。”那边,库特已经和白狼商量起来了,无论是狼人少女也好,野蛮人刺客亚马逊死灵法师也好,总之先找个圣骑士再说吧,没有其他要求,一级的新人都可,只要不是老马就行。 Is covering the nag of freeze crotch section, does not know that the unemployment crisis has arrived quietly. 捂着冻结裆部的老马,丝毫不知道失业危机已经悄悄降临。 Roughly is afternoon more than half, Ricken party one crowd of six people also enormous and powerful killed. 约莫是下午过半时分,里肯小队一群六人也浩浩荡荡的杀了回来。 „Well, Brother Hans?” I toward Ricken party behind looks, has not discovered Bagg party. “咦,汉斯老兄呢？”我朝里肯小队的身后望去,并没有发现汉巴格小队。 „Brother Wu.” Ricken's discontented saying. “吴老弟。”里肯不满的说道。 „Don't always our just gold fry meat party and that going down in the world bankruptcy fast-food restaurant that fill the fly mouse sewage relates the same place, we and they are not.” “别总是将我们正义的黄金炸肉小队和那种充满苍蝇老鼠污水的落魄倒闭快餐店联系到一块,我们和他们不是一路的。” KFC has party changed name to call gold fry meat party officially? 肯德基小队已经正式改名叫黄金炸肉小队了吗？ „In brief is, our they one step first came back quickly, Bagg party lost to us.” “简而言之就是,我们快他们一步先回来了,汉巴格小队又输给了我们。” mage Zilla gives the supplementary explanation in side, de Dena this is looking around to the Amazon sisters all the way unceasingly, sees me to ask that Elder Sister Sharna whereabouts, I said that you are the undying hearts? Elder Sister Sharna is my! 法师基拉在旁做着补充说明,徳丝德娜这对亚马逊姐妹一路上不断东张西望,见着我就问莎尔娜姐姐的行踪,我说你们还是不死心吗？莎尔娜姐姐是我的！ „?” I notice a phrase. “又？”我注意到一个字眼。 „Snort, Brother Wu you are not simple, unexpectedly even this detail discovered.” Ricken old white hair has not first wiped one gently, reveals 【Good that said that you asked on】 Exciting sharp vision. “哼,吴老弟你也不简单呢,竟然连这种细节都发现了。”里肯将一头未老先白的头发轻轻一抹,露出【说的好,就等你这么问了】的兴奋锐利目光。 ...... I cannot withdraw the words, always thought that is not the matter at the worst. 不……我能收回刚才的话么,总觉得不是什么大不了的事情。 „That is one month ago the matter of......” Ricken had entered the recollection pattern. “那是一个多月前发生的事情……”里肯已经自顾自的进入了回忆模式。 „I with that a word that sells the dead fly did not gather, quarrelled.” “我和那个卖死苍蝇的一言不合,吵了起来。” Said seems you usually to be able speaking to go together, will not quarrel. 说的好像你们平时能说到一块去,不会吵架似的。 „Since no one can convince anyone, way showdown that naturally must use the real man.” “既然谁都说服不了谁,自然要用真男人的方式对决。” ahh, is the standard daily rhythm. 啊啊啊,又是标准的日常节奏。 „Therefore, we conducted a good food most brutal decisive battle, eats the halberd!” “于是,我们进行了一场美食界最残酷的决战,食戟！” Policeman, is the director and screenwriter of that side that several right infringement! 警察叔叔,就是那边那几个侵权的导演和编剧！ „Finally, such as you see, naturally was we wins.” “最后,如你所见,自然是我们赢了。” „I am interested to the method that you compete with very much, how to win?” Is complaining at heart all the way, I open the mouth finally. “我对你们比试的手段很感兴趣,到底是怎么赢的？”在心里吐槽个够,我终于开口。 „Very simple, sets up a stall in the adventurer square respectively, attracts the guest, whose eaten small dish number are many who wins even.” “很简单,在冒险者广场上各自摆摊,吸引客人,谁被吃掉的碟数多谁就算赢。” „How many did result win?” “结果赢了多少呢？” „Is nothing more or less, is just like opposite party many dish, I now to selling that face of dead fly lamented that the unwilling expression also has a vivid memory, was really dispelled anger, hahaha.” “不多不少,正好比对方多一个碟子,我现在对卖死苍蝇的那一脸悔恨不甘的表情还记忆犹新,真是太解恨了,哈哈哈。” „Can not mention this matter again the team leader, remembers me to spit each time.” Ricken is saying happily, his team member actually one after another shows the feeling sick expression. “能别再提这件事了吗队长,每次想起我就想吐。”里肯高兴的说着,他的队友却一个个露出作呕表情。 „What's the matter?” “到底是怎么回事？” „In team leader forces...... not, is under the invitation, we contributed many dishes.” Zilla is saying, the face wrinkles one group, recalls that fearful experience, is one retches. “在队长的逼迫……不,是邀请下,我们贡献了不少碟子。”基拉说着,脸皱成一团,回忆起那段可怕的经历,又是一阵干呕。 „Has about 1/10 probably, in six months, I do not want to see the fry meat.” de Dena is also a face disgusting is not good. “大概有十分之一左右,半年之内,我再也不想看到炸肉了。”徳丝德娜也是一脸恶心的不行。 Five people ate the 1/10 small dish number, that must have several hundred plates at least, no wonder eats wants to spit, I reveal to pity the vision. 五个人吃了十分之一的碟数,那起码也得有个几百碟吧,怪不得吃的想吐,我露出怜悯目光。 „Waits, making team member help eat is not the violation behavior?” “不过等等,让队友帮忙吃不是犯规行为吗？” „Who said that this is I and sell the dead fly between individual showdown, they are the guest, the guest.” Ricken emphasized over and over. “谁说的,这是我和卖死苍蝇的之间的个人对决,他们是客人,客人。”里肯再三强调。 „Said again sold that side of dead fly not to use the similar method? But loses us after all, as soon as plans, is really the idiot, tries to challenge my Ricken family's king of title fast-food unexpectedly.” “再说卖死苍蝇的那边不是也用了同样的手段？只不过毕竟还是输我们一筹,真是蠢货,竟然试图挑战我里肯家族的快餐之王称号。” „You said that these words I cannot ignore.” At this moment, the just sound resounds from behind together, everyone has turned head, is not Hans brings his Bagg party to threaten kills. “你说这句话我可不能置之不理。”就在这时,一道正义的声音从后面响起,大家纷纷回过头,可不是汉斯带着他的汉巴格小队气势汹汹的杀过来。 „Sells the slough, did you actually slander me in behind recklessly? I misread you, thinks you were just one in the sinister villain who at the duel caused to cheat, has not thought to this degree unexpectedly despicable.” “卖腐肉的,你竟然在背后肆意的诋毁我？我真是看错你了,原本以为你只不过是一个在决斗上使诈的阴险小人,没想到竟然卑鄙到这种程度。” „Wait, you said that I do cause to cheat? The really huge joke, first greeted is not you who team member helped together was right? Do not make a thief crying "stop thief".” “等等,你说我使诈？真是天大的玩笑,最先招呼队友一起帮忙的不是你才对吗？你别做贼喊捉贼了。” „You did not say a moment ago this is the rational act?” “你刚才不也说了这是合理行为吗？” „It seems like you listened secretly much, good, since your also acknowledgment is the rational act, that what caused to cheat a saying?” Ricken Station in the altitude of victor, reveals the condescending vision to Hans. “看来你偷听了不少嘛,好吧,既然你也承认是合理行为,那何来使诈一说？”里肯站在胜利者的高度上,对汉斯露出居高临下目光。 „I saw, at the final moment, your fellow, since one plate of smelly slough secretly stoppers to chrysanthemum in!” A Hans big hand finger/refers, then delimits to fall, refers to Ricken's buttocks slantingly. “我看见了,在最后时刻,你这家伙既然把一碟臭腐肉偷偷塞到菊花里面！”汉斯大手一指,而后划落,斜指里肯的臀部。 Ricken complexion changes, his team member does not show due respect for the feelings is very talking in whispers. 里肯脸色一变,他的队友也十分不给面子的在窃窃私语。 „No wonder, competition later team leader constipation several days.” “难怪了,比赛之后队长便秘了好几天。” „In restroom spreads the strange painful moan frequently.” “厕所里经常传出奇怪的痛苦呻吟。” „That type just had/left the pot is also hot is spicy and crude boiling hot oil fried chicken block...... the team leader also spells.” “将那种刚刚出锅的又热又辣又粗糙的滚烫油炸鸡块……队长也是蛮拼啊。” „Has profound respect it.” “肃然起敬之。” ...... …… „Did not have the words saying that sold the slough!” Hans was then self-satisfied. “没话好说了吧,卖腐肉的！”汉斯这下得意了。 „Ahem, really worthily is you, obviously my old opponent, I have done so hid, unexpectedly was discovered by you.” “哼哼哼,真不愧是你,我的老对手,我明明已经做的如此隐蔽了,竟然还是被你发现。” „You think how many years we did fight?” “你以为我们斗了多少年？” „But, eats halberd inside rule, only said that passes away for us of duellist cannot eat right.” “但是,食戟里面的规则,只说过身为决斗者的我们不许吃对吧。” „Naturally.” “当然了。” „But, I have not eaten with the mouth, therefore hasn't violated a regulation?” “但是,我并没有用嘴吃,所以没有犯规不是吗？” „You......” “你……” „Also, do not think that I do not know, is fixing the eyes on me with you frequently, I also saw, at that last minute critical moment, your fellow also the bread that tries to make clamps the fly meat stopper to arrive at Juhuali to face same.” “还有,别以为我不知道,和你时刻紧盯着我一样,我也看到了,在那最后一刻的关键时刻,你这家伙也一样试图将自己做的面包夹苍蝇肉塞到菊花里面对吧。” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” How should say that this two fellow fought dozens years of old opponent worthily, the same deceit, same despicable, the same shamelessness, no one had the qualifications to say anyone. 该怎么说呢,这两个家伙不愧是斗了几十年的老对手,一样的狡诈,一样的卑鄙,一样的无耻,谁也没资格说谁。 Hans complexion big change: „Do not talk nonsense, little made false accusations, if I by doing so, you can also win?” 汉斯脸色大变:“别胡说,少血口喷人了,我要是这样做了,你还能赢？” „Yes, you, if succeeded, but also really does not have the means to win, but is even, what a pity were you failed not? hahaha, your idiot, knows fly hamburger that finally oneself make desperate, its makes you unable its stopper to the chrysanthemum, but I can, therefore was I won, hahaha!!!” “是的,你要是成功了,还真没办法赢,只不过是平手而已,可惜你失败了不吗？哈哈哈,你这个蠢货,终于知道自己做的苍蝇汉堡有多让人绝望了吧,它的个头让你无法将它塞到菊花里面,而我能,所以是我赢了,哈哈哈！！！” „Scoundrel, scoundrel!!!” Finally the tears that Hans flows off the humiliation, kneel down thrashing tread that resents unceasingly. “混账,混账！！！”汉斯终于流下屈辱的泪水,跪倒在地,不断愤恨的捶打着地面。 „Wait and see, I must study the mini model now immediately hamburger, you are also riding the present self-satisfied period of time! Later will not have such opportunity again.” “等着瞧,我现在立刻就要研究迷你型号的汉堡,你也就乘着现在得意一阵子吧！以后不会再有这样的机会了。” Do not take can squeeze in the chrysanthemum to study the malignant tumor of your two fast food industry for the premise! 别以能塞入菊花为前提而研究啊你们这两个快餐业的毒瘤！ ... 。。。