*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The time passed day-by-day, in the family/home has prepared completely safe, can, Valise, as if that obtain brand-new strength from Old Man Fara momentarily particularly...... not, is the brand-new kitchenware, the epic level portable mobile kitchen comprised of eight legendary kitchenwares, the abbreviation spirit corrupt Wolf will transfer dragon Mosheng Ka building portable to fold the motion panda tofu kitchen forever. 时间过了一天又一天,家里已经准备万全,随时都可以出发,尤其是维拉丝,似乎从法拉老头那获得了全新的力量……哦不,是全新的厨具,由八件传说中的厨具组成的史诗级便携式移动厨房,简称永灵贪狼转龙魔圣迦楼便携式可折叠移动大熊猫豆腐厨房。 What is good, in brief is such matter, my family's puppy dog the working zeal ultra says now fully, even if gives her as soon as has the Fallen corpse she to estimate that can make the good meal. 什么都好,总之就是这么回事,我家的小狗狗现在干劲超足的说,就算给她一具沉沦魔的尸体她估计都能做出美味佳肴。 In order to respond to this working zeal, I decide earlier, but before then, a matter must be first done. 为了回应她这份干劲,我决定早点出发,不过在这之前,还有一件事情必须先做了。 Cain and Akara as if want to know that initially I that prill ball that brought from the Hell world am what gadget, thinks after and other small spirits woke, ascertained, without thinking of this rested the god spirit, since Third World I made diamond powder consomme surface, has rested now, exhibited one „I, for small every made one bowl of soup to exhaust lifetime energy therefore do not disturb my me to rest enough for a month” the stance. 凯恩和阿卡拉似乎都想知道当初我从地狱世界带回来的那颗金属小球球到底是什么玩意儿,原本想等小幽灵醒过来之后再问个清楚,没想到这睡神幽灵,自从在第三世界给我做了一顿钻石粉末清汤面后,就一直睡到现在,摆出一副“我为了给小凡做一碗汤耗尽了毕生精力所以别打扰我我要睡够一个月”的架势。 Remembers sparkling consomme surface that bowl makes me have tears streaming down the face, I made a difficult decision, will wear amulet on neck to take down, with Qilin right arm that this single 24 years of institute exercises, grips tightly it in the palm, then makes the high and low reciprocating motion high-speed, the rapidness of frequency, even sent out similar electric motor same buzz whining noise, thing old diamond still cuts sharp. 想起那碗让我泪流满面的闪闪发光清汤面,我做了一个艰难的决定,将戴脖子上的项链取下来,用这单身二十四年所练就的麒麟右臂,将其紧紧握在手心,然后高速做上下往返运动,频率之快,甚至发出了类似电动机一样的嗡鸣声,宝刀未老是也。 Continued for ten seconds, I stop to rub......, is movement that the high and low swing vibrates, takes out amulet in palm, shakes toward the ground gently, shake-out one group of spirit luminophors that cannot distinguish clearly the east, south, west, and north, roll on the ground, several times want to rely on the body of convenient spirit to fly, actually works as the top of the head the land by mistake, the forehead knocks toward the ground unceasingly, seeming like must drill a hole. 足足持续了十秒时间,我才停下撸……啊呸,是上下摇摆震动的动作,将手心里的项链取出,轻轻往地上一抖,就抖出了一团分不清东南西北的幽灵发光体,在地上滚来滚去,好几次想凭借着便利的幽灵之躯飞起来,却误把大地当头顶,额头不断往地上磕,看上去像要钻洞。 „What enmity what resentment this saintess and young are, why can like this to me?” Waited to be dizzy a point, immediately the small spirit makes threatening gestures threw, enjoyed my whole body tooth seal without delay. “本圣女和小凡到底是什么仇什么怨,为什么要这样对我？”等头晕好了一点,小幽灵立刻张牙舞爪的扑上来,二话不说就赏了我全身牙印。 „You also felt all right saying that how the previous time diamond consomme surface did explain?” I wail at the same time, is impolite, is rubbing the cheek of small spirit, loud interrogation. “你还好意思说,上次的钻石清汤面怎么解释？”我嗷嗷哀嚎的同时,也不客气,揉着小幽灵的脸蛋,大声质问。 „Said seems like you for the first time consomme surface that eats this saintess, why cannot draw the lesson around walking, originally does not think pit fool young.” “说的好像你第一次吃本圣女的清汤面似的,为什么就不能吸取教训绕着走,本来就不是想坑笨蛋小凡的。” „The attention of man easily will always be captured by the diamond ray, therefore blames me?” “男人的目光总是会轻易被钻石的光芒所吸引,所以怪我咯？” „Changes into the parsimonious mean-spirited greedy ghost is quite appropriate the man.” “将男人换成吝啬小气贪心鬼比较合适。” „Has anything is not right parsimoniously, I with this stingy vigor, pull to raise you laboriously.” “吝啬有什么不对,我可是凭着这股抠门劲,才把你辛苦拉扯养大。” These words shout, the movement of small spirit stopped, the loosen opened the mouth, tilts the head to look at me, then hugged. 这句话大喊出来,小幽灵的动作停止了,松开嘴,歪头看了看我,然后抱了上来。 „Finds the clue make, small does not cry.” “摸摸头,小凡不哭。” „Has not cried your fool spirit.” “才没有哭你这笨蛋幽灵。” „Then tries harder again.” “那么再加把劲吧。” „Are you wicked landlord? Why can press out my every little bit labor force?” “你是恶地主吗？非要把我一点一滴的劳力都榨干吗？” „Not is only the labor force is so simple .” “不仅是劳力那么简单,诶嘿。” „Even if you used to sell to sprout/moe the expression tone of seduction to me saying that like this...... I will not be excited the bastard!” “就算你用这样卖萌加诱惑的表情语气对我说……我才不会心动呢混蛋！” „Does not have the means that can only be in one vigorous effort small every overthrows.” “没办法,只能一鼓作气将小凡推倒了。” „Gave up any idea of, even I still have the dignity of man!” “休想,就算是我也是有男人的尊严的！” „Touches the small every purse conveniently secretly.” “顺手偷偷摸走小凡的钱袋。” „Do not think!” “更别想！” „Mean-spirited, the purse and I, which is more important, today fights it out.” “小气,钱袋和我,到底哪个更重要,今天就一决胜负吧。” „I think that overthrows quite importantly.” “我个人认为推倒比较重要。” „Small every your moral integrity fell.” “小凡你的节操掉了。” „Where, where,...... damn, my wallet disappears, your thief spirit, a bit faster also I!” “哪里,在哪里,哦……该死,我的钱包不见了,你这只窃贼幽灵,快点还我！” „I throw the wallet, small every rushes to pick.” “我把钱包扔出去,小凡咻的一声冲上去捡回来。” „Works as the puppy me? I am not dry.” “把我当小狗么？我不干。” „I throw.” “我扔。” „Demacia(charge)...... I was swindled! You have not thrown!!!” “德玛西亚……我上当了！你根本就没扔！！！” „Has thrown.” “已经扔出去了哦。” „Deceived people.” “骗人。” „Does not believe you to look.” “不信你看。” Refers to following the small spirit, I indeed noticed that an object is making the parabola to fall. 顺着小幽灵所指,我的确看到一个物体在做抛物线落下。 On the other hand, does this thing a little look familiar? 话说回来,这玩意怎么有点眼熟？ I open a point the eye again, finally recognized, this was not I took a moment ago, planned to let the small spirit confirmation the prill? 我将眼睛再睁大一分,终于认出来了,这不是我刚才拿出来,打算让小幽灵确认的金属小球吗？ What, is not my purse, luckily, I scratched cold sweat luckily, relaxes. 什么呀,原来不是我的钱袋,幸好幸好,我擦了一把冷汗,松了口气。 „It is not relaxing time ahh ahh ahh!!!!!!” “不是松口气的时候啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！” The next flash, I have tears streaming down the face, by the incomparably solemn and stirring posture, threw to the prill low altitude that will soon crash ruthlessly, in the midair stretches to straighten to a big way the body, five fingers wish one could to be able like the noodles to elongate several points again, the tenacious backstop who just like fourth beats the home plate that strikes to make facing the opposite party's throws the ball movement senselessly. 下一瞬间,我泪流满面,以无比悲壮的姿势,狠狠向那个即将坠落的金属小球低空扑了上去,半空中将身体舒展伸直到最大,五根手指恨不得能像面条一样再拉长几分,犹如面对对方第四棒打出的本垒一击而做出无谓扑球动作的顽强捕手。 Finally, at the distance of being led far astray by a slight error, the prill scratches to fall from the fingertip, falls on the ground, sonorous one clashes with the hard ground. 结果,以差之毫厘的距离,金属小球从指尖上擦落,掉在地上,和坚硬的地面铿锵一下发生碰撞。 Was finished, continent will soon destroy, human faced exterminates, but all these causes, but was because only installed more than ten gold coin purses. 完蛋了,大陆即将毁灭,人类面临灭绝,而这一切的起因,只不过是因为一个只装了十多枚金币的钱袋。 However, has not had the egg matter, the prill shoots the ball to fall, tumbles out several meters away, on static lying down there, clever. 然而,并没有发生卵事,金属小球弹起弹落,滚出几米远,就静静的躺在那里,乖巧的很。 I am stepping the mine clearance soldier same step of fearful and apprehensive, arrives in front of the prill, dexterous picks up it, left has a look right to have a look, without shapeshift, has not smeared. 我心惊胆战的迈着排雷兵一样的步伐,来到金属小球面前,轻巧的将它拾起,左看看右看看,没有变形,也没有弄脏。 „Fortunately fortunately.” I small ball serious holds in the hand, scratched scratching, blows, has a lingering fear. “还好还好。”我将小球郑重的捧在手上,擦了擦,又吹了吹,心有余悸。 „Snort, originally small every also is just this degree.” “哼,原来小凡也只不过是这个程度而已。” What, was this fool spirit saintess, doing the wrong thing unexpectedly rampant? I raise the head stare, saw that the small spirit does not know where picks up a club, brandishes in the hand unceasingly, then under squats slightly, lifts the club after behind, the corner of the eye flashes through together the sharp ray, said rampant one. 什么,这只笨蛋幽灵圣女,做了错事竟然还敢嚣张？我抬头一瞪,看到小幽灵不知道从哪里拾起一根棍棒,在手中不断挥舞,然后微微下蹲,将棍棒举于身后,眼角闪过一道锐利光芒,说出了嚣张至极的一句。 „My baseball bat, without dead angle, even if the bad ball is also the same, like the young every third-class backstop, collapses at the first blow simply.” “我的球棒,没有死角,哪怕是坏球也一样,像小凡这样的三流捕手,简直不堪一击。” Leapt, anger in my heart got mad, burns the whole body, hot blooded in the boiling hot ebullition, just like shapeshift super match 【bi】 People. 腾的一下,我心中的怒火冒了上来,燃遍全身,热血在滚烫沸腾,宛如变身了超级赛【哔】人。 A stupid spirit native of Singapore, what makes you experience today is the murder baseball, cried not to complain about me! 愚蠢的幽灵星人,今天就让你见识一下什么叫杀人棒球吧,哭了可别怨我！ Deeply inspires just like the wild animal, the back leg raises, raises high above the top of the head, grips tightly at the palm baseball, has drawn together 90 degrees arc in the midair, throws ruthlessly to the small spirit, exudes the metallic luster spheroid in in the air to flash before unceasingly, is doing the unsystematic Brown exercise, fluctuates dozens remnant shades, threatening howls to go toward the small spirit. 宛如野兽般深吸一口气,后脚一提,高抬于头顶之上,紧握于手心的棒球,在半空划过一道九十度的弧线,狠狠向小幽灵投去,泛着金属光泽的球体在空中不断闪现,做着无规则的布朗运动,变幻出数十个残影,气势汹汹的朝着小幽灵呼啸而去。 Eats raising the arm of my soul pitcher to strike, big universe Ganges projection! 吃我灵魂投手的振臂一击,大宇宙恒河投射！ Well, metallic luster? 咦,金属光泽？ The instance that the ball throws, my consciousness stop such 0.5 seconds, then had tears streaming down the face again. 球扔出去的瞬间,我的意识停顿了那么零点五秒,然后再次泪流满面。 Director, the script is not right, the card falls a bit faster always! 导演,剧本不对啊,快点卡掉从来！ In flash that the ball flies, I also swoop again, is pursuing the path that ball, hopes that can stop it, avoid encountering the club violent treachery of small spirit. 在球飞出去的一瞬间,我也再次飞扑而起,追着投出去的球的轨迹,希望能将它截停下来,免于遭到小幽灵的棍棒毒手。 But, throwing does not have the consideration is too many, the strength caused in a big way a point, how regardless of I made a stroke of water in the midair the movement, cannot bump into the ball, PIA, it to my close distance, swung the bat by the small spirit ejects hundred meters away. 可是,扔的时候没考虑太多,力气使大了一点,无论我在半空怎么做出划水的动作,还是没能碰到球,PIA的一声,它就在离我近在咫尺的距离,被小幽灵挥棒击出百米远。 I knelt down in the face of the small spirit, the form was pale, the mouth spat the foam. 我跪倒在了小幽灵面前,身影苍白,口吐白沫。 „Youngster, you are tender.” The small spirit inserts toward the ground the club, stands and waits for a long time straightly, occupying a commanding position looks at OTZ to fall to the ground I, this scenery, how sees seems like the scene in hot blooded cartoon. “少年,你还嫩着呢。”小幽灵将棍棒往地上一插,笔直伫立,居高临下的看着OTZ倒地的我,这一幕风景,怎么看都像是热血漫画里的场景。 „What kind of, wants to study to play the baseball?” “怎么样,想学打棒球吗？” „I only want to spank your now!!!” My wicked raising the head, throws toward the small spirit, this young saintess is prepared early, discards the baseball bat shouted one on running far away, in in the air turned circle unceasingly, with me played the chase game. “我现在只想打你的屁股！！！”我恶狠狠的抬起头,朝小幽灵扑上去,这小圣女早有准备,扔掉球棒呼咻一声就跑的老远,在空中不断转圈,和我玩起了追逐游戏。 Created a disturbance for dozen minutes, I remembered the innocent pitiful prill finally, puts down the cheek hastily by red that I rub, the cherry lips also by the swollen small spirit that I kiss bite, with great difficulty, finally found it in a thick patch of grass corner/horn. 打闹了十几分钟,我终于又想起了无辜可怜的金属小球,连忙放下脸蛋被我揉的通红,樱唇也被我吻咬的略带浮肿的小幽灵,好不容易,终于在草丛一角将它找到。 Lucky, even after small spirit such devastation, it is still safe and sound, without slightly shapeshift, hey, Brother, I know you to endure, you look, now wasn't the calm after the storm? Relax, already not again some people of damage you. 万幸,即便是经过小幽灵这样的摧残,它依然安然无恙,没有丝毫变形,嘿,老兄,我就知道你挺得住,你看,现在不是雨过天晴了？放心吧,已经不会再有人伤害你了。 My treasure is stroking the prill, looks at the small spirit with the vigilant vision again, against Wolf is ordinary. 我宝贝的抚摸着金属小球,再用警惕的目光看着小幽灵,防狼一般。 „Fool small every impolite awakens this saintess, to let this/Ben saintess sees this, wants to tell the ball this/Ben saintess on this saintess your hand more important?” Small spirit panting in indignation is gazing at fixedly me, ate the vinegar of prill unexpectedly, this mean-spirited overbearing vigor, the yellow piece maidservant did not have compared with the means even. “笨蛋小凡无礼的把本圣女叫醒过来,就是为了让本圣女看到这一幕,想告诉本圣女你手上的球比本圣女更加重要吗？”小幽灵气呼呼的瞪视着我,竟然还吃起了金属小球的醋,这股小气霸道劲儿,就算是黄段子侍女也没办法相比。 „Possibly, I how am how possible to be the comparison you with this thing.” I protested loudly. “怎么可能,我怎么可能将你和这玩意做比较。”我大声喊冤。 „To prove this point threw the ball, this saintess is not cannot consider to surrender.” “为了证明这一点把球扔了,本圣女不是不可以考虑投怀送抱。” „.” I at present one bright, was attracted by the seduction tone of small spirit, hand/subordinate consciousness flings. “哦。”我眼前一亮,被小幽灵的诱惑语气所吸引,手下意识的一甩。 Ohh, the metal ball friend, buoys up, I am not intentionally, the next time, I had not really pledged to the day! 喔喔喔,金属球老兄,振作点,我不是故意的,真的没有下一次了,我对天发誓！ Picks up the metal ball again, I suspect looks at the small spirit. 再次把金属球捡起,我怀疑的看着小幽灵。 „How to feel that you have a grudge with this ball, is my misconception?” “怎么感觉你和这球有仇似的,是我的错觉吗？” „It is not an misconception, this thing gives this saintess very uncomfortable feeling.” The small spirit knits the brows slightly, acknowledged my speculation. “并非错觉,这玩意给本圣女一种非常非常不爽的感觉。”小幽灵微微皱眉,承认了我的猜测。 „...... Do you recognize it?” My energy inspires, entered the subject with great difficulty finally. “难道说……你认得它？”我精神一振,好不容易终于进入了主题。 „Separates such far away, where this saintess can look.” Saintess Sir ill-humored white my eyes. “隔这么老远,本圣女哪能看出来。”圣女大人没好气的白了我一眼。 „Okay good, my brings to you, beforehand explained may not probably act unreasonably again, if spoiled me to your buttocks hit to swell may not.” I warned, gives the small spirit the metal ball. “好好好,我这就给你拿过来,事先说明可不许再乱来,万一弄坏了我非得把你的屁股打肿不可。”我警告了一句,将金属球递给小幽灵。 A she shutting out expression, in the hand, left has a look, has a look, then under the melon like leftovers husks to throw, this time I am prepared luckily early, renders meritorious service as the backstop finally. 她一副嫌弃的表情,拿在手上,左看看,又看看,然后像吃剩下的瓜子壳一样扔出去,幸好这次我早有准备,作为捕手终于立了一功。 „You, do not want to draw the lesson.” “你啊,就是不想吸取教训是吧。” „Said probably slightly can teach me to be the same.” This small saintess both hands fork waist, head high, chest out, the manner provocation, was insufferably arrogant rampantly, resembles was saying, refused to accept you to come on me, had in a upfront I. “说的好像小凡能教训我一样。”这小圣女双手叉腰,昂首挺胸,神态挑衅,嚣张不可一世,似在说,不服你来上我啊,有种正面上我啊。 I: „......” 我:“……” In brief first clarified the origin of metal ball says again. 总之先把金属球的来历弄清楚再说吧。 „This time saw clearly, knows that what gadget it was?” “这次看清楚了,知道它是什么玩意儿了？” „Un, the general idea, can let the this/Ben saintess that repugnant thing, should be it has not missed.” The small spirit nods, rare has not feigned ignorance with me. “嗯,大概吧,能让本圣女那么讨厌的东西,应该就是它没差了。”小幽灵点点头,难得没有和我打马虎眼。 „Told me a bit faster, this was we in the only spoils of war of Hell world.” “快点告诉我,这可是我们在地狱世界的唯一战利品。” „That may really have the enough disappointing spoils of war.” The small spirit curls the lip, said. “那可真是有够差劲的战利品。”小幽灵撇了撇嘴,说道。 „If I have not guessed that wrong, it should be the control node.” “如果我没猜错的话,它应该是控制中枢。” „Control...... heat-stroke?” The emitting so high-end glossary suddenly, making me hoodwink all of a sudden. “控制……中暑？”冷不防的冒出如此高端的词汇,让我一下子蒙了。 „If can control young with it is always the condition of heat-stroke, that may be really good.” Small spirit complained sharply, lets my front and back by the sword. “如果能用它来控制小凡无时无刻不是中暑的状态的话,那可真是再好不过了。”小幽灵一记犀利吐槽,让我腹背受剑。 „Said is too complex, could not understand by the small every intelligence quotient, in brief, it should be controls the Holy See mountain the center item.” “说的太复杂,以小凡的智商也理解不了,简而言之,它应该是控制教廷山的中枢道具。” „On this thing? Control that big Holy See mountain?” I held appreciatively the prill, in the mind am associating to the huge build of Holy See mountain, innermost feelings full inconceivable, the magic really am too mysterious, the elementary student magical girl was really good...... cough cough, was sorry, the desire of mind deep place flowed incautiously. “就这玩意？控制那么大的教廷山？”我把玩着金属小球,脑海中联想到教廷山的庞大体型,内心满满的不可思议,魔法真是太神奇了,小学生魔法少女真是太棒了……咳咳,抱歉抱歉,脑海深处的欲望一不小心流出来了。 „Brings.” Small spirit impolite has grabbed the metal ball from my hand, does not know that with what method, Cain took it not to have the metal ball of means with Fara, actually had the mutation, in the ray, the entire spheroid shapeshift diamond is the same 【Stretches】 Comes, turns into a diameter half meter wisp of spatial spheroid, the texture of surface, performing is abstruse numerous and diverse magic array, was only has a liking for a head soon to be supported to explode. “拿来。”小幽灵不客气的从我手上抢过金属球,不知道用了什么方法,凯恩和法拉都拿它没办法的金属球,竟然发生了异变,在光芒之中,整个球体似变形金刚一样【舒展】开来,变成一个直径半米的缕空球体,表面的纹理,尽是深奥繁杂的魔法阵,光是看上一眼脑袋就快要被撑爆了。 „This...... this...... was too mysterious.” I had nothing to say in reply. “这……这……太神奇了。”我无言以对。 „Snort, is really this thing, is really inauspicious, is inauspicious.” Small spirit is taking any dirty thing to be the same, impatient makes it change the prototype of metal ball, then throws to me, one second is not willing to bump much. “哼,果然是这东西,真是不吉利,不吉利。”小幽灵似在拿着什么脏东西一样,迫不及待的让其变回金属球的原型,然后扔回给我,一秒钟也不愿意多碰。 „Then why loathes it?” I do not understand, how to see that this thing does not have the disgusting capital. “为什么那么厌恶它？”我不懂了,怎么看这玩意也没有让人厌恶的资本吧。 „It is the control node of Holy See mountain, I noticed before secretly the saintess paternal grandmother and Pope operate, need the soul of person to control it, but in controlling its process, the soul will be consumed unceasingly, finally died, in other words , you can regard it are an evil dead spirit item that absorbed the innumerable souls.” “它是教廷山的控制中枢,我以前偷偷看到圣女奶奶和教皇操作,需要人的灵魂才能控制它,而在控制它的过程中,灵魂又会不断被消耗,最终死亡,换言之,你可以将它当成是一个吸取了无数灵魂的邪恶亡灵道具。” The small spirit is frowning to say these words, finally makes me suddenly, this thing also bring the evil attribute. 小幽灵皱着眉头说出这番话,终于让我恍然,原来这玩意还自带邪恶属性。 Moreover don't forget, the small spirit now is the spirit condition, to dreading and dislike of this type of thing, naturally must by far compared with others intense ten times of hundred times. 而且别忘了,小幽灵现在是幽灵状态,对这种玩意的忌惮和厌恶,自然要远远比别人强烈十倍百倍。 *************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Was busy entire day, has not rested, sits the eyelid is fighting in front of the computer, originally wants to take the day false, but thinks is not possible to idle tomorrow, without the means that has to brace oneself the dozing off symbol. 忙了整整一天,没怎么睡,坐在电脑前眼皮都在打架,本来想请天假,可是想想明天还不一定能闲下来,没办法,只好硬着头皮打着瞌睡码字了。 ... 。。。