*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „......” “……” „......” “……” Atmosphere silent. 气氛沉默中。 „You to speak words, everyone already.” “你到是说句话呀,大家都已经出发了。” After we return to the camp third day, second half a month experience formally starts, second party, Eminem Dina and Eva, and third party yellow piece maidservant, the ni pā knight and blurry knight, have continued, as a group of, most important we, actually also sit here dry/does, are dumbfounded, felt the words that I do not open the mouth, these ten thousand years of princesses can with me to staring for a year. 我们回到营地以后的第三天,第二个半月历练正式开始,第二小队塔莫娅,阿姆露迪娜和爱娃儿,以及第三小队黄段子侍女,咪啪骑士和迷糊骑士,都已经相续出发,身为第一小队,重中之重的我们,却还在这里干坐着,大眼瞪小眼,感觉我不开口的话,这万年公主能和我对瞪一年。 After all in ancient grave bored swayed back and forth everywhere an enough 30,000 years of fellow, the patient levers, I may not have the means and she mess about to get down, has first to open the mouth. 毕竟是在古墓里无聊的满地打滚了足足三万年的家伙,耐心杠杠的,我可没办法和她瞎折腾下去,只好先开口。 „Oh.” Disregards my words, book long sighs. “唉。”无视我的话,本子娜长长叹气。 „Hey, the speech your puppet, should not be the components will lose the speech ability rustily, come, opens mouth, I give inside drop out point lubricating oil.” “喂喂,说话啊你这木偶,该不会是零件生锈丧失了说话能力吧,来,张开嘴,我给里面滴点润滑油。” Danger dangerous ten thousand years of princess's sword thorn that evades this uncouthly violence, sees only she listless back to pass away again. 险之又险的躲过这粗鲁暴力的万年公主的剑刺,只见她再次无精打采的背过身去。 „Like this was good, the monkey your one person goes to experience, I will also disappear in the camp at an appropriate time, half a month later came back, when the time comes we string together an end opening to supply, making others again think that our earnest experience half a month was good.” “这样好了,猴子你就一个人去历练吧,我也会在适当的时候消失在营地里,半个月之后再回来,到时候我们再串一下口供,让别人以为我们认认真真历练了半个月就好了。” Doesn't this fellow, really that want with my together experience? Soul-stirring that back then that teacher called, making me refreshing, but also once thinks that she will probably turn into the straightforward lovable young girl in the future, was I am too naive. 这家伙,就真的那么不想和我一起历练么？想当年那一声老师叫的荡气回肠,让我神清气爽,还一度以为她将来可能会变成率直可爱的少女,是我太天真了。 „You planned where hides to go? The ordinary method may not have the means to hide the truth from Rafel and Tat beautiful such old fox.” “那你打算躲到哪里去？普通的手段可没办法瞒得过拉斐尔和萨绮丽这样的老狐狸。” „Digging a hole hibernated in inside is good for half a month.” “挖个洞在里面冬眠半个月好了。” „This really? What to do if long can't awake? The words that ten thousand years will wake from now on perhaps, kind Fallen accompanied you to chat.” “这样真的好吗？万一长睡不醒怎么办？万年过后再醒过来的话,说不定就只有亲切的沉沦魔陪你说笑了。” „Takes Hell spawn to invade successfully for the premise?” “以地狱一族侵略成功为前提吗？” „No, takes the Dark Continent success to domesticate Hell spawn for the premise.” “不,是以暗黑大陆成功驯化地狱一族为前提。” „Why can I only chat with kind Fallen?” “那我为什么只能和亲切的沉沦魔说笑？” „Is this, I think probably only then Fallen can bear your temperament.” “是这样的,我个人认为大概只有沉沦魔受得了你的脾气。” „Dies.” “去死。” After evading again the thrilling sword punctures, good I book am still thinking of: „How tries to find other solutions? No matter how said that dug a hole buried anything oneself, was too odd.” 再次躲过惊险的剑刺以后,善良的我还在为本子娜着想:“想个其他办法如何？不管怎么说挖个洞把自己埋了什么的,也太离谱了。” „That flies the sky, takes day as the quilt, takes cloud as.” “那就飞上天空,以天为被,以云为席。” „Pū pū pū, you should not want to say that you are the pink clouds princess, asked that many years.” I hold the belly to laugh, this book also has innocent side, opened mind. “噗噗噗,你该不会是想说你就是彩云公主吧,拜托了,都多少岁了。”我抱着肚子大笑起来,这本子娜也有天真幼稚的一面,开眼界了。 „That has to kill your monkey, exhausted dermis put on to pretend to be you.” The book elegant cheek is bashful, the look is dense, the white handkerchief wipes the white thin sword, then changes to the innumerable light shadow to puncture to me. “那就只好杀了你这猴子,剥下皮自己披上冒充你了。”本子娜脸蛋臊红,眼神森然,洁白的手帕将白色细剑一抹,然后化作无数光影向我刺过来。 This time may not have the means to hide, good, my a little mouth was indeed inexpensive. 这次可没办法躲掉了,好吧,我的确有点嘴贱了。 „I said that do not be noisy, will make Rafel they look at the joke, first went out to say with me again, if when the time comes were not glad, you left again go to experience is not late alone.” Covers murmur is spurting the forehead of blood, I smile bitterly to urge. “我说,还是别闹了,会让拉斐尔她们看笑话的,先跟我出去再说吧,到时候如果不乐意,你再离开单独去历练也不迟。”捂着潺潺喷血的额头,我苦笑劝道。 „The view of this standard kidnapping child young girl, was the abnormal ghost livestock monkey can say worthily.” Book unemotional visits me. “这种标准的拐带儿童少女的说法,不愧是变态鬼畜猴子才能说得出来。”本子娜面无表情的看着我。 „You cannot walk, did not walk me to walk.” My patience is limited, this book rejects my good intention again and again , makes her keep in the camp, why likes why going. “那你走不走,不走我走了。”我的耐心是有限的,这本子娜一而再再而三的拒绝我的好意,也罢,就让她留在营地里,爱干啥干啥去吧。 Then, I turn around to walk, that called neat, without hesitation. 说完,我转身就走,那叫一个干脆利落,毫不犹豫。 Waits for Waypoint to appear in the line of sight, the back transmits lithely clatter the clicking sound, has turned head, sees only a book face reluctant with. 等传送阵出现在视线中,背后才传来轻盈的嗒嗒声,回过头,只见本子娜一脸不情不愿的跟了上来。 „Beforehand explained that I not with you, exactly on the way.” “事先说明,我可不是在跟着你,恰好顺路而已。” „Is is, on the way, on the way.” I make an effort pressed the temples, these ten thousand years of princesses, are arrogantly tender also really compared with the small fox even better. “是是是,顺路,顺路。”我用力的摁了摁太阳穴,这万年公主,傲娇起来还真比小狐狸更胜一筹。 „Then I first walked, beforehand explained, I will not go to Stony Field absolutely, where you like going to go, please as one likes.” Then, I take the lead to step into Waypoint, vanishes in the white light. “那么我先走了,事先说明,我绝对不会去石块旷野,你爱去哪去哪,请自便。”说完,我率先踏入传送阵,消失在白光之中。 At present a flower, I have arrived at Stony Field secret Waypoint, just walked, Waypoint is the white light flashes, a gentle princess face panting in indignation walks from inside. 眼前一花,我已经来到石块旷野的秘密传送点,才刚刚走出来,传送阵又是白光一闪,娜娜公主一脸气呼呼的从里面走出来。 „Didn't your deceiving monkey, reach an agreement will not come Stony Field?” “你这骗人猴子,不是说好了不会来石块旷野吗？” „Said seemed me to have the duty to say truth to you.” My tch the jogging index finger, shows the self-satisfied smile. “说的好像我有义务要对你说真话似的。”我啧啧啧的轻摇食指,露出洋洋自得笑容。 „If you are not glad, can now with returning to the city the scroll goes back, no one will be blocking you.” “要是你不乐意的话,可以现在用回城卷轴回去,没人会拦着你。” „Said seems me to have the duty to listen to words of monkey.” Presenting also my book refuses to admit being inferior. “说的好像我有义务要听猴子的话似的。”本子娜不甘示弱的奉还我一句。 „As you like.” I shrug, must step Waypoint again, teleportation goes to the unknown place, ten million/countless maybe in Rakanishu top of the head , ten million/countless...... not, seemingly also good, butchered it directly, such Rafel could not blame me, all were the arrangements of destiny. “随你咯。”我耸了耸肩,就要再次踏上传送阵,传送前往未知的地方,千万别是拉卡尼休的头顶上,呃,千万……不,貌似也挺不错的,直接将它宰了,这样拉斐尔也怪不了我,一切都是命运的安排。 Naturally, this is only cracks a joke, front in Black Marsh I have said that Rakanishu as the Stony Field feudal lord, is powerful, the side also a group of little brothers, centered on it surrounding area ten li (0.5 km) are the energy the disaster area of overflowing, thinks that teleportation to the Rakanishu top of the head , with the head drills, only then half finger/refers of wide crack ten meters thick titanium alloy board. 当然,这只是开个玩笑,前面在黑色荒地的时候我已经说过,拉卡尼休身为石块旷野的领主,实力强大,身边还有一大群小弟,以它为中心的方圆十里都是能量过溢的重灾区,想传送到拉卡尼休的头顶上,就跟用脑袋去钻只有半指宽裂缝的十米厚钛合金板。 Enters Waypoint, discovered that book does not have the sound, I cannot bear turn head, helpless is staring her. 进入传送阵,发现本子娜还是没有动静,我忍不住回过头无奈瞪着她。 „This is random Waypoint, don't you know?” “这是随机传送阵,你知道不？” „This matter does not need the monkey reminder.” “这种事情不需要猴子提醒。” „Said is also, then considered me to think aloud, if you do not enter Waypoint now, after must wait till I left, teleportation, then our two random teleportation to the probability of same piece place, not over 1/1000.” “说的也是,那么就当是我自言自语好了,如果你现在不进传送阵,要等到我离开后再传送,那么我们两个随机传送到同一片地方的概率,不超过千分之一。” „Promise of monkey is completely incredible.” Book is light, but the look actually obviously vacillated. “猴子的算数完全不可信。”本子娜再次轻哼,但是眼神却明显动摇了。 „Oh, Tiya, how did you come?” I look suddenly to book behind, stares the big eyes. “唉,蒂亚,你怎么来了？”我忽然看向本子娜身后,瞪大双眼。 „What?” As Tiya good Ji You book, has a scare, immediately has turned head, where has the form of Tiya, realized she who was swindled, but also without responded with enough time, held on by the big hand, pulled into Waypoint forcefully. “什么？”身为蒂亚好姬友的本子娜,吓了一跳,立刻回过头,却哪有蒂亚的身影,意识到上当的她,还没来得及反应过来,就被大手一把拉住,强行扯入传送阵。 When teleportation white light exactly shines, hurried two people will deliver. 传送的白光恰时亮起,将匆匆忙忙的两个人送了出去。 the next moment, we appear above the Stony Field sky, looks monster that the under foot limestone exposed plain as well as...... harbors evil intentions, sighed. 下一刻,我们出现在石块旷野的天空上方,看着脚下灰石裸露的平原以及……不怀好意的怪物,叹息一声。 This should say that is my luck is not good, is these monster luck is not good? 这到底该说是我的运气不好呢,还是这些怪物的运气不好呢？ In brief the front high energy, I must put Wolf to bite. 总之前方高能,我要放狼咬人了。 Waited to clean cleanly monster of under foot, ten thousand years of princess sends a punitive expedition immediately. 等打扫干净了脚下的怪物,万年公主立刻兴师问罪。 „Self-satisfied, has not thought that the clever trick of your abnormal monkey, was kidnapped here forcefully.” “得意了吧,没想到还是中了你这个变态猴子的诡计,被强行拐带到了这里。” „You walk now also with enough time, I mean what he says.” “你现在走还来得及,我说话算话。” „I do not want, the fool monkey handled the matter of that ghost livestock a moment ago, how so easily to possibly let off me, certainly wants to ride I am leaving in behind follows secretly right, accepts the track of abnormal monkey with it, I to being inferior frankly and uprightly is staring at you, preventing you to continue to handle the strange matter.” “我才不要,笨蛋猴子刚才做了那么鬼畜的事情,怎么可能会如此轻易放过我,一定是想乘着我离开的时候偷偷在后面尾行对吧,与其接受变态猴子的跟踪,我到不如光明正大的盯着你,防止你继续做奇怪的事情。” „......” Good righteous reason, making me have nothing to say in reply. “……”好一个理直气壮的理由,让我无言以对。 Good, I also really planned, if she departs, distant following on the heels, after all this fool person occasionally, learning experience is almost zero, if the accident sentiment, how I do go back later to confess to Tiya? 好吧,我还真打算如果她离去的话,就远远的跟在后面,毕竟这笨蛋人偶呀,历练经验几乎为零,万一出了什么事情,我回去以后怎么向蒂亚交代？ „Takes a look, was said by me.” The afraid look, actually stared by book, she continues to launch an attack. “瞧瞧,被我说中了吧。”心虚的眼神,却被本子娜盯了个正着,她继续发难。 „Sorry, I may have no free time to accompany you to continue proud tender, you love with.” I give up, to achieve the bottom five good youngster finally, does not have 【With not rolling】 This saying said. “抱歉,我可没空陪你继续傲娇了,你爱跟跟。”我罢了罢手,总算将五好少年做到了底,没有把【不跟滚】这话说出来。 However, ten thousand years of princess had become flushed the elegant face: „Wha...... what? proud tender? Owes...... this monkey to want to come out thanks to you, wants to advance on me all responsibility?” 但是,万年公主已经涨红了俏脸:“什……什么？傲娇？亏……亏你这猴子能想出来,是想将所有的责任都推到我头上吗？” „ahh, is my mistake, my mistake was OK.” “啊啊,都是我的错,我的错可以了吧。” „Explosion monkey!” “爆炸吧猴子！” „I said that you left are getting more and more weak.” “我说你别越来越幼稚了。” „Was forced the copulation by 10,000 oestrus stallions the monkey!” “被一万匹发情公马强制交配吧猴子！” „Relax, if inevitable I dead will also tow you to go together.” “放心,如果是不可避免的话我死也会拖着你一起去。” „Such words I pretend am a person lie down on the ground occasionally, is very safe, person who random impressions interest even oestrus stallion to not having life.” “那样的话我就装作是一具人偶躺在地上,很安全,就算是发情公马也不会对没有生命的人偶感兴趣。” „What is pretends, were you are one person occasionally good.” “什么叫装作,你本来就是一具人偶好不好。” „No matter how said, monkey your chrysanthemum must blast open, accepts fate.” “不管怎么说,猴子你的菊花都要炸裂了,认命吧。” „Hateful, will accept fate must blame, really must by that time, I have before was forced the copulation by the oestrus stallion first gave to force the copulation you, will not make you feel better in any case absolutely!” “可恶,会认命才怪,真要到那时候,我只好在被发情公马强制交配以前先把你给强制交配了,反正绝对不会让你好过！” „...... What? Your this abnormal monkey, the Brute monkey, the shameless monkey, the disgusting monkey,...... must be in heat to one person unexpectedly unexpectedly unexpectedly unexpectedly occasionally!” “什什什……什么？你这变态猴子,禽兽猴子,无耻猴子,恶心猴子,竟竟竟……竟然要对一具人偶发情！” Book elegant cheek suddenly red with monkey buttocks, holds the rolling up body tightly, is staring me with the vision that detests ashamed. 本子娜脸蛋忽然红的跟猴屁股似的,紧抱蜷缩身体,用羞耻嫌恶的目光瞪着我。 „You first sufficiently collected 10,000 oestrus stallions to say again, on the other hand, why could discuss this topic is not possible?” “等你先去凑足一万匹发情公马再说吧,话说回来,为什么非得讨论这种话题不可？” „Who made the fool monkey say a moment ago I was weak.” “谁让笨蛋猴子刚才说我幼稚。” „The topic that must therefore open this type to be drunk the uncle who can chat, proved are oneself has the bored uncle's attribute person occasionally?” “所以就要开这种只有喝醉酒的大叔会闲扯的话题,来证明自己是个有着无聊大叔属性的人偶吗？” „Aren't you also happiness of very chatting?” “你还不是闲扯的很开心？” „, Wasn't eyed covetously by 10,000 oestrus stallions possibly to be how happy?” “不不不,被一万匹发情公马虎视眈眈怎么可能开心得了？” „I am, light/only listened to that words of fool ghost livestock abnormal monkey, felt that the body had been tarnished, is unchaste, must be pregnant.” “我才是,光是听了笨蛋鬼畜变态猴子的那番话,感觉身子就已经被玷污了,已经不纯洁了,要怀孕了。” „Last I am prevalent, what can you give birth to? Villain partner?” “最后一句我持保留态度,你能生下什么？小人偶？” „Has no need for the monkey you managing!” Book was angry suddenly, is not usually that creating a disturbance vitality/angry, but is really angry very much, has cast aside the face, did not speak with me. “用不着猴子你管！”本子娜忽然生气了,不是平时那种打打闹闹的生气,而是真的很生气,撇过脸,不和我说话了。 „Eh......” seemingly does not poke the pain spot that she most minded carefully, good, was I made a mistake, because of the relations of small spirit, I thinks subconsciously likely beyond book elegant and small spirit these people mother, to breeding descendant's the matter was not interested, never expected that book minded very much. “呃……”貌似不小心戳到了她最介意的痛点,好吧,是我错了,因为小幽灵的关系,我下意识就认为像本子娜和小幽灵这些人外娘,对孕育后代的事情并不怎么感兴趣,没想到本子娜很介意。 Looking at it like this, is this person of occasionally princess unexpectedly an ideological very traditional young girl? Not, rare and beautiful flowers should be the small spirit is right, says what future, if gave birth to our two spirit egg, makes a pot egg to spend the diamond consomme surface to me, now recalls, she was saying when this saying natural smile expression, is really appalling. 这样看来,这人偶公主竟然还是一个思想很传统的少女？不不不,奇葩的应该是小幽灵才对,说什么将来要是生下了我们两个的幽灵蛋,就给我做一锅蛋花钻石清汤面,现在回想一下,她说着这话时的自然微笑表情,实在让人毛骨悚然。 What is lucky, the spirit will not lay eggs. 万幸的是,幽灵并不会下蛋。 Later good some time, book had not spoken with me, but evidently, she to does not have multi- being mad at me, mainly should be at heart sad, thinks is also, in each girl heart has a motherhood( small spirit to be an exception), but is person body occasionally book, how even if her body and function looked like human again, the birth function was actually not the principle issue that the magic and mechanism/organization technology can solve, this means that she opportunity this motherhood release will not have come out forever. 之后好一段时间,本子娜都没有和我说过话了,不过看样子,她到也不是有多生我的气,主要应该还是心里难过吧,想想也是,每个女孩心中都有一份母性(小幽灵除外),但已经是人偶之躯的本子娜,就算她的身躯以及功能再怎么像极了人类,生育功能却并非魔法和机关技术能够解决的法则性问题,这意味着她永远也没有机会将这份母性释放出来。 Recommends her to play a ground city of show show to overcome an obstacle simply the game, recognizes the system makes daughter anything most has the love. 干脆推荐她去玩个骚一骚的地上城闯关游戏吧,认系统做女儿什么的最有爱了。 Is complaining like this at heart, facing sad book, I actually does not dare hurriedly, for fear that the head to blossom again, this experience gets down, time quickly to evening. 心里这样吐槽着,面对心情不好的本子娜,我却不敢造次,生怕脑袋再次开花,这样一路历练下来,时间很快就到了傍晚。 The previous time does not know how to drop, the spare tent in inventory disappeared inexplicably, after going back, is informed by Rafel falls in the camp, forgot the belt/bring to the body, but also was reproven by her, this time I will not be negligent, took inventory to confirm last night, ahem, absolutely safe, I was really a calm reliable man. 上次不知道是怎么滴,物品栏里的备用帐篷莫名不见了,回去以后才被拉斐尔告知都落在了营地,忘记带到身上了,还被她训斥了一顿,这次我可不会那么大意了,都在昨晚清点确认过一遍,哼哼哼,万无一失,我真是个沉稳可靠的男人。 On the other hand, last night very late time asked me to drink beautifully, isn't she very busy? 话说回来,昨晚很晚的时候萨绮丽又来找我喝酒了,她不是很忙么？ In a mold toward inventory, my look is stiff, mechanical turning the head. 往物品栏里一模,我神色僵硬,机械的转过头。 „No, is not good, my tent had the strange fusion,...... does not disappear.” “不,不好了,我的帐篷又发生了奇怪的融合,不……不见了。” „Ha?” Book is unable to understand my senseless words obviously. “哈？”本子娜显然无法理解我这句没头没脑的话。 „In other words , my body only has a tent.” “换言之,我身上只有一个帐篷。” „Do your one person also want to rest the two tent?” Book with looking at the vision of idiot visits me. “难道你一个人还要睡两个帐篷？”本子娜用看白痴的目光看着我。 „No, I mean you......” “不,我是说你……” „On me has the belt/bring.” “我身上有带。” „......” Is a motor, forgot this goods are not Eva, wants to come to recent wife attribute even more exuberant Tiya, has definitely helped her arrange all, how the body possibly does not have the tent that must use frequently. “……”系马达,忘记了这货可不是爱娃儿,想来最近人妻属性越发旺盛的蒂亚,在出发的时候肯定已经帮她打点好了一切,身上怎么可能没有经常要用到的帐篷。 „That is good.” I relax. “那就好。”我松了一口气。 „Wait, should not be your monkey will be hitting what evil idea.” Book does not know where toward thought crookedly, a face vigilant is staring at me, withdrew several steps. “等等,该不会是你这猴子在打什么歪主意吧。”本子娜不知道往哪里想歪了,一脸警惕的盯着我,退后了几步。 „Sorry, before facing 10,000 oestrus stallions, I am not interested occasionally completely.” I gave up, start selfish the tent. “抱歉,在面对一万匹发情公马以前,我对人偶完全不感兴趣。”我罢了罢手,开始自顾自的扎起了帐篷。 Does not know why behind eye of only has some sharp, stared me ruthlessly some little time, these ten thousand years of princesses bewildered acting difficult, ran up to pitch camp to I very far place. 不知为何背后的目光有些锐利,狠狠瞪了我好一会儿,这万年公主才莫名其妙的闹着别扭,跑到离我很远的地方扎营去了。 „I said, separates to hold in the mouth that far carefully by Wolf.” Sees the book remote form, I shout greatly. “我说,隔那么远小心被狼叼走哦。”看着本子娜遥远的身影,我大喊道。 „Even if were eaten by Wolf, still always held in the mouth in the tent to handle the strange matter to be better than by the pornographic monkey.”, She returned to one by far ill-humoredly. “就算被狼吃掉了,也总比被色情猴子叼到帐篷里做奇怪的事情好。”远远的,她没好气的回了一句。 Really does not have to report with good intention, calculates that I blind titanium alloy dog eye, actually worries about this fellow. 真是好心没好报,算我瞎了钛合金狗眼,竟然去操心这家伙。 Was field survival level exceeds human to reach the limit probably MAX level —— to break through white/shell Yeji the Tiya to have a good teaching method, when I set up the good time the tent, book actually compared with me also first step, the pink small tent had the young girl romantic aura, discovered that my attention, she returned to stare, blocked from the tent not to make me look with the body. 大概是野外生存等级超越人类所能达到极限的MAX级——突破到了贝爷级的蒂亚教导有方,等我将帐篷扎好的时候,本子娜竟然比我还先一步,粉红色的小帐篷颇具少女浪漫气息,发现我的瞩目,她回以瞪眼,用身体遮住了帐篷不让我看。 Whom incurs to annoy who I. 招谁惹谁了我。 Convention, Little Snow their letting out free logging, by dinner time, in view of the fact that my balance remains not much cooks, is handled by book single-handedly, she is not rare, therefore the venomous tongue complained me, was really lucky, really these ten thousand years of princesses during one day had such several seconds of gentle time. 惯例的,将小雪它们放出去自由伐木,到了晚餐时间,鉴于我余额所剩不多的厨艺,由本子娜一手操办,她也难得没有因此毒舌吐槽我,真是万幸,果然这万年公主一天之中还是有那么几秒的温柔时间。 Flavor...... is really good. 味道方面……还真不错。 „Cook when you study?” I asked curiously, this goods according to the truth should no time contact was right. “你什么时候学的厨艺？”我好奇问道,按道理来说这货应该没什么时间接触才对呀。 „Must speak study words, in the past years, but also living time study.” Display that book accomplishes a task with ease, at the same time careless reply. “要说学的话,在当年,还活着的时候学的。”本子娜游刃有余的发挥着,一边漫不经心的回答。 „Listens to your saying the meaning, around also divides order?” “听你这话的意思,难道还分前后顺序？” „Living time, because is weak, goes to the kitchen continually does not have the means that but is somewhat interested, therefore read many related cook books, these knowledge also remembered, when continuously currently has the opportunity practice.” “活着的时候,因为身体虚弱,连下厨也没办法,但是有些感兴趣,所以看了很多相关的厨艺书籍,这些知识都还记住了一些,一直等到现在才有机会实践。” „No wonder, no wonder.” I in the name of tasting, an unceasing spoon spoon steals toward the bowl but in actually, while assumes an air of self approbation, the affected over-literary style, makes a suddenly appearance. “难怪,难怪。”我一边借着尝味的名义,不断一小勺一小勺的往碗里偷倒,一边摇头晃脑,之乎者也,做出一副恍然模样。 „No wonder what?” Book actually must get to the bottom, as if a little minded. “难怪什么？”本子娜却要寻根问底,似乎有点介意。 „No wonder is completely different from the style of Tiya.” “难怪和蒂亚的风格完全不一样。” „Tiya does has not been unpalatable.” “蒂亚做的也没那么难吃。” „How can, very be rather delicious is right.” “怎么会呢,倒不如说很美味才对。” „Really is the issue of food?” “果然是食材的问题吗？” „......, Had almost not known after all in the past Valise time, there has stressed the experience that the mouse eats in the cavern, has not eaten to go wrong is really good.” “呃……差不多吧,毕竟当年还没有认识维拉丝的时候,有过在洞穴里抓老鼠吃的经历,没有吃出毛病真是太好了。” „Really is rare, never expected that the monkey will have such experience, the trivial monkey Savior, I also thinks is gluttonous and lazy, the fellow of enjoying utmost good fortune.” “真是难得,没想到猴子也会有这样的经历,区区猴子救世主,我还以为是好吃懒做,享尽福气的家伙呢。” „......” Quickly gives me to the world the Savior apology of entire universe, then to I apologize! “……”赶快给我向全世界全宇宙的救世主道歉,然后再向我道歉！ „On the other hand, without the Valise words, your fool has eaten what is offered in the open country, which day eats to kill by poison the adventurer poisonous mushroom sufficiently not strange right.” “话说回来,没有维拉丝的话,你这笨蛋早就在野外饥不择食,哪一天吃到足以毒死冒险者的毒蘑菇也不奇怪对吧。” „...... My in any case also has the preparation dry rations.” “呃……我好歹也有准备干粮。” „You may not seem like the fool who can calculate the accurate pre- amount used.” “你可不像是能算准预用量的笨蛋。” „Disrespectful fellow, has not brought dry rations enough even, my own means that do not despise the Druid survival capability, Druid, but the king of jungle!” I grip tightly the fist, the eye lights a fire the seedling. “失礼的家伙,就算没有带够干粮,我也自有办法,别小看德鲁伊的生存能力,德鲁伊可是丛林之王！”我紧握拳头,目燃火苗。 „These words I took down, another day will look for a Amazon clan certainly to sell a good price.” “这句话我录下了,改天去找亚马逊一族一定能卖个好价格。” „Was sorry that gentle princess Sir treated as to break wind my words, do not shoulder Amazon and Druid flames of war.” I only missed with the sincerity that rainbow knelt down plead this extremely evil book. “抱歉娜娜公主大人把我刚才的话当做放屁吧,千万别挑起亚马逊和德鲁伊的战火。”我只差用彩虹式下跪的诚意来恳求这万恶的本子娜了。 „That may be difficult to say.” Ten thousand years of princess smiles ambiguously, as if not plan easily to let off me, the handle that gets with great difficulty, naturally must use appropriately. “那可就难说了。”万年公主含糊一笑,似乎并不打算轻易就这么放过我,好不容易抓住的把柄,当然要善加利用。 Is the misconception, the mood of this fellow seemed like many, good to stirred the soup caldron, while light snort/hum folk song, how to see that behind is sending out the radiant brilliance of housewife, in Valise like kitchen was ordinary. 是错觉么,这家伙的心情好像好了不少,好到在一边搅拌汤锅,一边轻哼小调了,怎么看背后都是在散发着家庭主妇的璀璨光辉,如同厨房里的维拉丝一般。 Mood good good, asked the temporary armistice, for these days has given being a mass of cuts and bruises that she and ni pā knight complained. 心情好了就好,拜托暂时休战吧,这几天已经给她和咪啪骑士吐槽的体无完肤了。 I am whispering low voice, does not pay attention while book, stole the bucket a small bowl, places inciting that the mouth sipped to make noise , looks appearance that she let success go to the head, was farther than the difference that Valise made, snort/hum...... 我小声嘀咕着,乘本子娜不注意,又偷勺了一小碗,放在嘴边啜的滋滋作响,切,瞧她得意忘形的样子,比维拉丝做的差远了,哼…… ... 。。。