*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „This......” outside Netta the tower surface appearance peeps, the request that as if I set had strange as. “这个……”内塔外塔面面相窥,仿佛我提出的要求有多奇怪似的。 „But, you are the partner of eldest sister head, shouldn't call the mobile phone? This called us to think for a long time decided that has thought very appropriately.” Netta face depressed saying, outside tower in nearby fierce nod. “可是,你是大姐头的伙伴,不是应该叫大哥大吗？这个称呼我们可是想了好久才决定下来,一直以为很合适。”内塔一脸沮丧的说道,外塔在一旁猛点头。 „Didn't make you not call her eldest sister?” I somewhat took off/escaped the strength, with a person speech of muscle was really tired. “塔莫娅不是也让你们别叫她大姐头了吗？”我有些脱力了,和一根筋的人说话真是累。 „Words, although said like this, but eldest sister is the eldest sister head, we also want to change a statement, may call anything to feel irritable.” “话虽然是这样说,但是大姐头就是大姐头,我们也想改口,可叫什么都觉得别扭。” „Very good, has not called me while you, now changes.” In the spirit of the principle of dead fellow daoist undying this poor Daoist, I in an instant Sir Emperor Wu selling. “很好,乘你们还没有叫惯我,现在就改了吧。”本着死道友不死贫道的原则,我转眼就将武帝大人给卖了。 „Well what called?” “叫什么好呢？” „Every elder, every brothers, should your ages be older than me?” “凡长老,凡老弟都可以,你们的年纪应该比我大吧？” „Right? Our ages are like Sister, is it possible that bear tower mobile phone Sister Bitta can be small?” Outside Netta tower simple and honest puzzled flexure bear head. “是吗？我们的年纪和塔莫娅大姐头一样,莫非熊塔大哥大比塔莫娅大姐头要小？”内塔外塔憨厚不解的挠着熊头。 „......” “……” Is the age of this two fellow unexpectedly same as?! 这两个家伙的年纪竟然和塔莫娅一样？！ I have a scare, this news can include in the Gakuentoshi seven big inconceivable legends absolutely , from the semblance, Netta and outside the appearance of tower is very easy gruff reality an misconception of older teen, me told that their age and Carlos Thea Tuker is similar I to believe that Gentaz asked them an uncle I also to believe that but, unexpectedly the age and was the same?! 我吓了一大跳,这消息绝对可以列入学园都市七大不可思议传说之中,从外表上看,内塔和外塔的面貌很容易给人一种憨实的大龄青年的错觉,跟我说他们的年纪和卡洛斯西雅图克相仿我都信,让塔莫娅叫他们一声大叔我也信,但是,竟然年纪和塔莫娅一样？！ Is it possible that Werebear clan masculine common is long quite old......, mature? 莫非熊人族男性普遍长得比较老……呃,成熟？ Ok, one side this topic first puts temporarily did not discuss. 算了,这个话题暂时先放到一边不谈。 „We and Sister the same place grew up, witnessed an eldest sister heroic bearing from infancy to maturity.” “我们和塔莫娅大姐头一起长大,亲眼目睹了大姐头从小到大的英姿。” „Right, an eldest sister childhood may be imposing, said that is the just partner, leading us to help the little brother fight all over nearby several villages not to have the rival, by ten -year-old time, many grown clansmen are not the opponents of eldest sister head.” “对对对,大姐头小时候可威风了,自称是正义的伙伴,带着我们一帮小弟打遍附近几个村子无敌手,到十岁的时候,许多成年族人都已经不是大姐头的对手了。” Netta and outside the tower reveal looked forward, recollection of infinite respect. 内塔和外塔目露憧憬,无限敬仰的回忆起来。 ? 哦？ The ear shakes, I caught „just partner” keenly this most essential phrase. 耳朵一抖,我敏锐的捕捉到了“正义的伙伴”这个最关键字眼。 Is it possible that had Sir Emperor Wu also had in one in childhood two black history? Has the possibility very much, because chatted and passing time with occasionally, she evaded the subject to oneself matter. 莫非武帝大人小时候也有过一段中二的黑历史？很有可能,因为偶尔和塔莫娅聊及过往的时候,她都对自己的事情避而不谈。 „Present eldest sister changed, although becomes calmer, was more powerful, but always felt short of a sharp qi, moreover did not make us call her eldest sister again, this was she thinks obviously in childhood, making us call like her.” “现在的大姐头变了,虽然变得更加沉稳,更加强大了,但总感觉少了一股锐气,而且还不让我们再叫她大姐头了,明明小时候这是她想到的,让我们这样叫她的。” I: „......” 我:“……” Probably tower here knew the black history about from Netta much, this really? By words that Sir Emperor Wu knew, should not give me infinitely series kicks the second to kill? At least is also the penalty of 64 HIT face shapeshift. 好像从内塔外塔这里知道了不少关于塔莫娅的黑历史,这样真的好吗？被武帝大人知道的话,该不会把我给无限连环踢秒杀了吧？至少也是64HIT面部变形的惩罚。 In order to recall a leeway, I quit when you're ahead hastily, break Netta and outside recalling of tower in the past. 为了挽回一丝余地,我连忙见好就收,打断内塔和外塔的忆当年。 „First did not say this, in brief you called me to be OK like this, every elder or was every brother......, the age...... cry every Boss was also good with the same words, listened to nag that fellow to call in any case.” “先不说这个,总之你们这样叫我就可以了,凡长老或者是凡老弟……呃,年纪和塔莫娅一样的话……叫声凡老大也行,反正听老马那家伙叫惯了。” „Yes, mobile phone.” Netta and outside Tazzi sound should say. “是的,大哥大。”内塔和外塔齐声应道。 „......” “……” „Said that must change a statement.” I have tears streaming down the face, the sound almost entreated. “都说要改口了。”我泪流满面,声音几近哀求。 „We knew, mobile phone.” “我们知道了,大哥大。” „......” “……” Knelt to the brothers to this, I am know Sir Emperor Wu who why always kept promises, did not have the means to make this two people change a statement, eldest sister this name that is representing the past black history corrected. 给这对兄弟跪了,我算是知道为什么一向说一不二的武帝大人,都没办法让这两个人改口,把大姐头这个代表着昔日黑历史的称呼纠正过来。 „Ok, we first say matter, general situation I, although understood from Akara big elder that but made concrete on what happened, I have not actually known, you can tell me?” “好了,我们先说一说塔莫娅的事情吧,大概的情况我虽然从阿卡拉大长老那了解了,但是具体在塔莫娅身上发生了什么事,我却还不知道,你们能告诉我吗？” „Naturally can.” Netta and outside tower with one voice. “当然能了。”内塔和外塔异口同声。 „The Akara big elder, we looks too slyly, some did not feel relieved, has not told her the special details, the mobile phone naturally does not have the issue.” “阿卡拉大长老,我们看着太狡猾,有些不放心,就没有告诉她具体情况,大哥大当然没问题。” You can also look at the slyness of Akara that old fox, not by her smile deceit, it seems like that this to brothers character, although ingenuous and straightforward, but the vision is not bad. 哦,你们也能看出来阿卡拉那只老狐狸的狡猾,没有被她的笑容欺骗么,看来这对兄弟的性格虽然憨直,但眼光不差。 „Right right, we are in suspense to human, but the mobile phone is different, is not only the partner of eldest sister head, but also the person looks feels specially ordinary, is very ordinary, is very good to speak, certainly is a good person.” “没错没错,我们对人类还是放心不下,但是大哥大不同,不但是大姐头的伙伴,而且人一看就觉得特别普通,特别平凡,特别好说话,一定是个好人。” „......” “……” Obviously Netta and outside the tower is praising me, why is my heart actually paining? 明明内塔和外塔是在夸我,为什么我的心却在隐隐作痛？ „Told me a bit faster, how?” My worn out asking, what's all this about, before wants to help first is discouraged. “快点告诉我吧,塔莫娅怎么了？”我有气无力的问道,这是怎么回事,在想帮一把塔莫娅之前就已经先泄了气。 „A while ago, Sister decided in a clan suddenly.” “前段时间,塔莫娅大姐头忽然决定回一趟族里。” „Un, I know, then?” “嗯,我知道,然后呢？” „After returning to the clan, eldest sister seems like has the concern.” “回到族里后,大姐头看起来好像有心事。” „Concern?” Girl's concern, but said that simple also simple, said that complex also complex thing, is not the aspect that I excel. “心事？”女孩子的心事,可是说简单也简单,说复杂也复杂的东西,不是我擅长的方面啊。 „Yes, therefore we asked.” “是的,于是我们就去问了。” Actually came straight to the point asked this won't be really trampled by Sir Emperor Wu flies? 竟然单刀直入的去问了这样真的好吗不会被武帝大人一脚踹飞吗？ „Finally eldest sister told us.” “结果大姐头告诉我们。” Unexpectedly successful?! 竟然成功了？！ „Eldest sister the power gap of feeling with the mobile phone is too big, obviously is the partner of mobile phone, actually cannot help.” “大姐头觉得和大哥大的实力差距太大,明明是大哥大的伙伴,却老是帮不上忙。” „This...... is not anxious, she later will definitely pursue.” “这个嘛……不急,她以后肯定会追赶上来的。” Sir Emperor Wu without a doubt was a supercilious person, just came out her summon in me, then she decided to become my summoned pet time, has agreed to become the partner obviously, in the future will fight side-by-side together, rides out the storm, but she felt afterward several times oneself cannot add on my busy, received a big stimulation probably, to even I such slow people have obviously been able to see once for a while she revealed was depressed. 武帝大人毋庸置疑是个心高气傲的人,在我刚将她召唤出来,而后她决定成为我的召唤宠物的时候,明明就已经约定好了要成为伙伴,将来一起并肩作战,共度难关,可是后来好几次她都觉得自己没能帮上我的忙,大概是受到了不小的刺激吧,已经明显到连我这么迟钝的人都能看出她时不时露出的沮丧了。 „Therefore? She how?” “所以呢？她怎么了？” „She decided that challenges a test of our Werebear clan.” “她决定去挑战我们熊人一族的考验。” I listened immediately on two legs one softly, almost frightening the paralysis, how also to come this set, on the other hand, did the Werebear clan have the setting that the day fox of similar fox person tested and so on? 我听了立刻就两腿一软,差点给吓瘫了,怎么塔莫娅也来这一套,话说回来,熊人族也有类似狐人的天狐考验之类的设定吗？ „After test, whether large scale promotion strength?” “通过考验后,是不是可以大幅度提升实力？” „Yes, the mobile phone is really intelligent, guesses.” “是的,大哥大真聪明,一猜就准。” „But since all previous generations, our Werebear clan living in seclusion remote mountain, has cultivated to live to rest up, besides must face food crisis once for a while, has not come across crisis, therefore our clan place of test is also very long for a long time does not have the clansman to challenge very much.” “可是历代以来,我们熊人一族都隐居深山,修生养息,除了时不时要面临食物危机以外,并没有遇到度不过的危机,所以我们一族的考验之地也很久很久没有族人去挑战过了。” „Went to the place of test, has not come back by the present, is this you now the matter that worries to seek help?” “塔莫娅去了考验之地,到现在还没有回来,这就是你们现在着急求助的事情？” I have a headache pressed the temples, but then the issue also raw sewage of good, small fox, many a list similar issue, is accumulates experience to me? 我头疼的摁了摁太阳穴,这下可好,小狐狸的问题还未处理,又多了一单同样的问题,算是给我积累经验吗？ „This.” Netta and outside tower with admiring the vision visits me, resembled was saying, worthily was a mobile phone, guessed right. “正是这样。”内塔和外塔用佩服的目光看着我,似在说,不愧是大哥大,又猜对了。 „Your head of the clan, is father, without saying what?” “你们的族长,也就是塔莫娅的父亲,没说什么吗？” „Head of the clan said that because is his daughter, certainly can be good, does not need the bystander to help.” “族长说因为是他的女儿,一定能行,不需要外人帮忙。” „Right, is an incorrigibly obstinate old man, should give up one's post to a more qualified person to Sister.” “对对对,就是个顽固不化的老头,早就该让贤给塔莫娅大姐头了。” „Like this said that own head of the clan is not good.” I scratched the cold sweat, length of this two people to the clan also is really a wee bit polite under presents. “这样说自己的族长不大好吧。”我擦了擦冷汗,这两个人对一族之长还真是丁点客气都欠奉。 Netta and outside the tower somewhat is also embarrassed: „Mobile phone, is this, small time, we and eldest sister is the just partner, but despicable evil enemy Champion is a head of the clan, frequently was overthrown by us, this custom has been difficult to change to the present.” 内塔和外塔也有些不好意思:“大哥大,是这样的,小的时候,我们和大姐头是正义的伙伴,而卑鄙邪恶的敌人头目就是族长,经常被我们打倒,这习惯一直到现在都难改。” „......” Originally had a bad effect on by Sir Emperor Wu, is not good, I did not know her black history probably carefully. “……”原来是被武帝大人带坏了,不好,我好像又不小心知道了她的一个黑历史。 „In other words, father thinks does not need, at least does not need others to help temporarily, right.” “也就是说,塔莫娅的父亲认为不需要,至少暂时不需要别人帮忙,对吧。” „Do not listen his.” Netta and outside the tower argued with one voice. “别听他的。”内塔和外塔齐声辩解。 „This managed difficultly, he after all is long of clan, you can not respect him, our alliance is not good.” “这就难办了,他毕竟是一族之长,你们可以不尊敬他,我们联盟可不行。” Netta and outside the tower eyes are red to worry immediately: „What to do should that? The mobile phone, you should not want to see somebody in danger and do nothing.” 内塔和外塔立刻眼红着急了:“那该怎么办？大哥大,你该不会是想见死不救吧。” „Do not be serious, I and who the matter thinks......, has relation in some soul in brief, can feel that she does not have the danger of life now, relax, what to do as for should......” “别把事情想的那么严重,我和塔莫娅……呃,总之是存在某种灵魂上的联系,能够感觉到她现在并没有生命之危,放心吧,至于该怎么办……” I hesitant, suspends the Akara plan, but must change, after all this two Werebear gruff big does not trust Akara. 我犹豫了一下,将阿卡拉的方案摆出来,不过得改一改,毕竟这两个熊人憨大个不信任阿卡拉。 „This, waits to meet me to send for as the representative, first returns to Werebear clan with you, finding the way to convince father, when the time comes I walk again personally.” “这样吧,等会我派个人作为代表,先和你们回熊人族一趟,想办法说服塔莫娅的父亲,到时候我再亲自走一趟。” „Really? Is the bear tower mobile phone willing to walk personally?” Brother Werebear are overjoyed. “真的？熊塔大哥大愿意亲自走一趟？”熊人兄弟喜出望外。 „Yes, the premise is your head of the clan must complying make me help, will otherwise become the diplomatic issue.” Thinks that various possibilities, my some headaches, could not bear and rub the temples. “是的,前提是你们的族长得答应让我帮忙,不然就会变成外交问题了。”想到各种可能性,我有些头疼,忍不住又揉起了太阳穴。 „Relax, the head of the clan will certainly comply.” “放心吧,族长一定会答应的。” „Right, if the old man does not comply, we tie up the stopper him to the bed, helping him comply.” “对对,那老头要是不答应,我们就将他绑起来塞到床底下,帮他答应。” Outside Netta the tower brandishes the arm, threatens. 内塔外塔抡起胳膊,气势汹汹。 „......”, although I thought that does this is not good , everything takes safety as first. “……”虽然我觉得这样做不大好,不过也罢,凡事以塔莫娅的安全为优先。 „Good, your two waits a bit in this, my finds the person.” “那好,你们两个在这稍等,我这就去找人。” After saying, I have to return to Akara small tent again, said with this matter, making her decide the dispatch candidate who will give me, by me was introduced that and outside tower to Netta, this will be big to Brother Werebear vigilance, will not do this good. 说完后,我不得不再返回阿卡拉的小帐篷一趟,和她说了这件事,让她将决定下来的派遣人选交给我,由我来介绍给内塔和外塔,这对熊人兄弟的警觉心不小,不这样做不行。 This matter has nothing to discuss that Akara naturally agreed joyfully, when I take to outside Netta the tower, after gazing after their overjoyed forms depart, finally long relaxing. 这种事没什么好商量的,阿卡拉自然是欣然同意,等我将人带给内塔外塔,目送他们欢天喜地的身影离去后,终于长长的松了口气。 , The small fox, two people fell into during the test, if presents the danger together, I may clone weak, it seems like completes after the wedding of Tiya, acts immediately. 塔莫娅,小狐狸,两人都陷入了考验之中,要是一起出现危险的话,我可就分身乏术了,看来和蒂亚的婚礼完成以后,就得立刻行动了。 On the other hand, recently probably fell into various tests fire fighting brigade roles, tests to start from Aalto Liya's King Arthur, cannot stop simply, hopes and small fox are final. 话说回来,最近好像陷入了各种考验的救火大队角色,从阿尔托莉雅的亚瑟王考验开始,简直停不下来,希望塔莫娅和小狐狸是最后的了。 To with the wedding also six days of time of Tiya, in these time, I besides companion as far as possible in the girls side, picks up the cultivation of boundary of dream is also the urgent matter, always fishes three days and dries the nets two days is not good, my goal does not have the dental cavity, is not, conquers the universe...... is not right with the singing sound, this goal put in the to divulge to an outsider diligently. 离和蒂亚的婚礼还有六天时间,这些时间里,我除了尽可能的陪伴在女孩们身边以外,捡起梦之境界的修炼也是刻不容缓的事情,老是三天打鱼两天晒网可不好,我的目标可是没有蛀牙啊呸,才不是,是用歌声征服宇宙……也不对,这个目标放到外传里努力好了。 I want to say that must first expel Hell spawn, our had the peaceful day, I can put down all truly, with the girls in the same place, on the happiness, has mixed the life that ate to wait for death forever, for this reason, I must have the sufficient strength, punch four Lesser Evil, kick Three Prime Evils, making them understand ** was just, but truth that the justice must win. 我是想说,要先把地狱一族赶走,我们一家才有安宁之日,我才能够真正放下一切,和女孩们永远在一起,过上幸福的,混吃等死的生活,为此,我必须拥有足够的实力,拳打四魔王,脚踢三魔神,让它们懂得**即是正义,而正义必胜的道理。 Therefore , the red light district must have, but the devil trains must have. 所以说,温柔乡必须有,但魔鬼训练也必须有。 The boundary of dream, falls to the ground along with wailing of kilometer giant beast, the rag doll bear of scar of knife wound falls to the ground wear a look of natural, the racket the bear's paws, shake bear Wei, expressed that does not use energy. 梦之境界,伴随着一头千米巨兽的哀嚎倒地,面带刀疤的布偶熊潇洒落地,拍拍熊掌,抖抖熊尾,表示毫不费劲。 I recently was really more and more powerful, looks up to bright moon that simulated by own brain hole, I wished one could to draw up cigarette, stood in the peak, overlooked the numerous mountains lonely. 我最近真是越来越强大了,仰望由自己的脑洞模拟出来的皎洁月亮,我恨不得抽上一支烟,站在巅峰,孤独的俯瞰众山。 Lesser Evil flesh coming back to life had been fumbled and broken up the show by me thoroughly, since breaking through to the world high-level boundary, in the boundary of dream does not know that oppressive many were returned by me, but fortunately, increased DLC new Super Unique recently 【Stone image king】, That hard body punches to have the feeling specially, made me find several points of fresh finally. 魔王血肉复生者已经彻底被我玩坏了,自从突破到世界高级境界以后,在梦之境界里已经不知道被我虐了多少回,不过还好,最近又增加了DLC新BOSS【石人王】,那硬邦邦的身体揍起来特别带感,总算让我找到了几分新鲜。 However, always felt that what was short , the Lesser Evil flesh coming back to life stone image king, lacks a to me fatal crisis constriction now, must do dead Third World to trace supervises Riel's new toy, plans to live the body? Also creates its pirating, plays 4 P with the stone image king as well as Lesser Evil flesh coming back to life greatly. 不过,总感觉还是少了点什么,无论是魔王血肉复生者还是石人王,现在都缺少一种对我而言致命的危机压迫感,是不是得作死去第三世界摸一摸督瑞尔的新玩具,拟生之体？将它的盗版也创造出来,和石人王以及魔王血肉复生者一起大玩4P。 Imagines, first by planning to be lived the body to freeze me with the body of its ever-frost, then the big stick of stone image king adds the magic to teach me to cultivate the behavior, finally a Lesser Evil flesh coming back to life tail sweeps, supplements to strike three fork imperial crown artillery, even life of COSPLAY bear is thick one time, can still lie down in the face of this set of combination technique instantaneously, did this always suffice the belt/bring to feel? 想象一下,先由拟生之体用它的永冻之躯将我冻住,然后石人王的大棒加魔法教我做人,最后魔王血肉复生者一记尾扫,追加一击三叉皇冠炮,就算COSPLAY熊的生命再厚一倍,在这套组合技面前也会瞬间躺倒,这总够带感了吧？ Thinks deeply three, I decided that does not make this dying, did not say 4 P, is only plans to live body one, the strength of its ever-frost lets my complete non-solution, like a whole body is the hedgehog of thorn, let alone starts, close to is unable to be close, if can resist its strength of ever-frost, did not say the complete immunity, will not at least be lived by freeze also well, then plans to live the body fights five dregs one. 深思三番,我决定还是不做这个死,不说4P,光是拟生之体一个,它的永冻之力就让我完全无解,就像一个浑身是刺的刺猬,别说下手,接近都无法接近,如果能够抵抗得了它的永冻之力,不说完全免疫,至少不会被冰冻住也好,那么拟生之体就是战五渣一个。 Now, first tries with the stone image king as well as 3 P of Lesser Evil flesh coming back to life. 现在,先来尝试一下和石人王以及魔王血肉复生者的3P吧。 After result several minutes, I was taught to cultivate the behavior by the two fellow jointly, black and blue dropping down, if not for cancels promptly, the poor life almost plays to take off/escape. 结果数分钟之后,我就被两个家伙联手教做人了,鼻青脸肿的倒下,若不是及时取消,小命都差点玩脱。 This is unscientific, obviously is I in the waste that in the boundary of dream creates, intelligence quotient absolutely not possible above me, the build ability race category does not match completely, good that why they can coordinate, looks like steals the fishy smell many years of bi husband bi women simply! 这不科学,明明是我在梦之境界里创造出来的废物,智商绝对不可能在我之上,体型能力种族类别也完全不搭配,为什么它们能配合的那么好,简直就像是偷腥多年的哔夫哔妇！ *************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Tomorrow pair, un! 明天双更,嗯！ ... 。。。