*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „You look, is you, Lane Valise dizzy.” The action of King Arthur naturally does not have the means to hide the truth from me, therefore I state categorically immediately, made false accusations. “你看,都是你,把维拉丝晕了。”小亚瑟王的举动自然没办法瞒过我,于是我立刻一口咬定,血口喷人。 „This wrong dá?” The little fellows worthily are the love idiots, experience in this aspect does not have, looked that Valise fainted, had a scare, a little gawked, probably really planned under the back this pot. “本昂的错哒？”小家伙不愧是爱情白痴,这方面的经验全无,看维拉丝都晕过去了,吓一跳,有点愣,好像真的打算背下这个锅。 However, this tyrant is not white mixed, sways back and forth the time of acting shamelessly first-class, even if has not made clear the situation, really thinks that is to make mistakes, will not easily be without a fight. 不过,她这个暴君也不是白混的,打滚耍赖的功夫一流,就算没搞清楚情况,真以为是自己犯了什么错,也不会轻易束手就擒。 „Nonsense, nonsense dá, this not wrong dá, this is usually impossible to have the mistake dá, the reason of vegetarian fool mount dá.” “胡说,胡说哒,本昂没有错哒,本昂素不可能有错哒,都素笨蛋坐骑的原因哒。” „......” I know that is my mistake, but you do not know, this was the disparity, your fool King Arthur. “……”我知道是我的错,但是你不知道,这就是差距了,你这个笨蛋亚瑟王。 Regarding the arbitrary words and deeds of little fellow, I said that in history for the first time smiles not to speak. 对于小家伙的蛮横言行,我有史以来第一次表示笑而不语。 „Ok, Valise is made to faint now by you, how should handle?” I planned continued to frame by planting stolen goods on to shift blame, made one, helpless shrugged the movement. “好了,现在维拉丝被你弄晕过去了,该怎么办好？”我还是打算继续栽赃嫁祸,做了一个无奈耸肩动作。 „Simple dá, this punctures her wakes dá.” The little fellows are lifting the toothpick sword, an eager appearance. “简单哒,本昂将她刺醒过来哒。”小家伙举着牙签剑,一副跃跃欲试的样子。 „Don't!” Although I know that perhaps the little fellow as once continent No. 1 powerhouse, strength did not have, how many minutes/shares but the control to strength and actually also inherited using the skill, perhaps entire Dark Continent could not find in this aspect compared with she fiercer person, does not need to be worried that she will let slip, but thinks that her toothpick sword holds gently, kills to the second clone of king of demon, my a little shadow, said at heart again, the person fainted you to puncture her wakes what's the matter, practical joke? “千万别！”虽然我知道小家伙作为曾经的大陆第一强者,或许力量没有了,但是对力量的控制和运用技巧却还继承了几分,恐怕整个暗黑大陆都找不到在这方面比她更厉害的人了,根本不用担心她会失手,但是想到她牙签剑轻轻一捅,就将邪魔之王的分身给秒杀,我还是有点心里阴影,再说了,人晕了你把她刺醒过来算怎么回事,恶作剧吗？ „Does the fool mount have a better way dá?” Saw me to overrule her suggestion without hesitation, this small hand managed the king a little rich squid to be triumphant. “难道笨蛋坐骑有更好的办法哒？”见我毫不犹豫的否决了她的建议,这小手办王有点富鱿凯了。 „Simple, don't you want to look a moment ago? I make you look that was all the way good.” Saying, I stare in the gaze of big eye in King Arthur, fainted past puppy dog Valise to raise the bosom again gently, lowers the head deeply to kiss her cherry lips, that kiss, was not enough to vent a moment ago completely three months of missing, must more be more. “简单,你刚才不是还想看吗？我就让你看个够好了。”说着,我在小亚瑟王瞪大眼睛的注视中,再次将怀里晕倒过去的小狗狗维拉丝轻轻一提,低头深吻上了她的樱唇,刚才那一吻,完全不足以将自己三个月的思念发泄出去,得更多更多。 Also was for a long time, I also think exasperation that the little fellow can wait, unexpectedly she to was very big to this aspect curiosity, the corner of the eye looked, unexpectedly is still looking with great interest, my some 【Kiss】 Does not live, more such missing is on the contrary deeper, kissed to ignite again to immolate oneself, cannot dominate. 又是过了许久,我还以为小家伙会等的不耐烦,不料她到是对这方面好奇心挺大的,眼角一瞄,竟然还在看的津津有味,我有些【吻】不住了,越这样思念反倒越深,再吻下去就要引火自焚,把持不住了。 Lets loose Valise, playing the fool of my face: „Aiya, has not collected the effect unexpectedly, what's all this about?” 放开维拉丝,我一脸的装傻:“哎呀,竟然没有凑效,这是怎么回事？” „Knows that fool mount useless dá, cannot awaken including own wives dá.” King Arthur was self-satisfied, the whole face was saying that made you reject my proposition a moment ago. “就知道笨蛋坐骑没用哒,连自己的妻子都叫不醒哒。”小亚瑟王得意了,满脸都在说让你刚才否决我的提议。 This fool hand office, by the present has not known that I am looking to give a pretext the multi- kisses to meet Valise. 这笨蛋手办,到现在还不知道我只是在找个借口多吻一会维拉丝罢了。 „Does not have the means that can only put out the final unique skill.” I sigh, an eye of reveal is dignified. “没办法,只能拿出最后的绝招了。”我叹了一口气,目露凝重。 „Wha...... what final unique skill dá?” King Arthur was blown by my imposing manner, swallowed one layer on layer/heavily. “什……什么最后的绝招哒？”小亚瑟王被我的气势镇住了,重重的咽了一口。 „Favored carefully.” My destiny dantian, the palm closes up, glowers. “仔细看好了。”我气运丹田,手心合拢,怒目而视。 „ Un dá. „ Little fellow gets hold of the fist, stares the big eyes, seemed one filled the curiosity young cat to anything, sprouted must die, almost made my breath and pulse branch chaotic, overstates, dantian rupturing. “嗯哒。“小家伙握紧拳头,瞪大双眼,就仿佛是一只对什么都充满了强烈好奇心的幼猫,萌的要死,差点就让我气脉岔乱,走火入魔,丹田爆裂。 Sees only me over and over the deep breath, suddenly was shouting to the direction of family/home: „It is not good, soon rains, clothes/armor must drip wet!” 只见我再三深呼吸,忽然对着家的方向大喊:“不好了,快要下雨了,衣服要被淋湿了！” The bosom is fainting Valise, opening eyes of no omen, withdraws the bosom, hurry runs in the direction of family/home, runs panic-stricken while muttered „is not being good, was not good, must go back to receive clothes/armor quickly.” 怀里晕着的维拉丝,毫无预兆的睁开眼,脱开怀抱,慌慌忙忙的朝家的方向跑去,一边跑一边惊慌失措的喃喃着“不好了,不好了,得赶快回去收衣服。” Ran several steps, this pure puppy dog recovered finally, looked at sky of clear and boundless sky, then had a look at the thief who smiled again I, face one red, the small hand partly is obstructing the face, is gazing at fixedly me with the gentle vision. 跑了几步,这只单纯的小狗狗总算回过神来,看了一眼晴空万里的天空,再回头看看笑的贼兮兮的我,脸一红,小手半遮着脸,用温柔的目光瞪视着我。 „Sir...... bullied the person.” “大人……又欺负人了。” „Good, my Valise was cleverest, should not be angry, accompanies me to go to a Grandma Akara there.” I pull the Valise small hand, grasping firmly in the palm, was a couple, regarding this affectionate movement, without surrounded, she to being insufficient is too shy. “好了好了,我的维拉丝最乖了,别生气,陪我去一趟阿卡拉奶奶那里吧。”我将维拉丝的小手牵起,牢牢的握在手心,都是夫妻了,对于这种亲昵动作,在不被围观的情况下,她到不至于太害羞。 Listened to my words, blinking that Valise confuses, as if thought of anything: „What happened? The Sir does come back to look for Grandma Akara specially?” 听了我的话,维拉丝迷惑的眨眨眼,似乎想到了什么:“发生了什么事吗？难道大人是专程回来找阿卡拉奶奶的？” Usually I go home, if no important matter, definitely at home and girls attentive whereabouts Akara will report again, now is hurried going, should have the matter to decide, Valise can think that this point is not strange. 平时我回家的时候,若是没什么重要的事情,肯定会在家里和女孩们温存一会再去向阿卡拉报道,如今急忙着去,应该是有事定了,维拉丝能想到这一点也就不奇怪。 „Un, said that was big, says slightly big.” The deep remorse of my whole face: „Your husband I, was in debt outside, now was dunned.” “嗯,说大不大,说小不小。”我满脸的沉痛:“你的丈夫我,在外面欠了一屁股的债,现在被讨债了。” „Did Sir go into debt? Is how many, my also has, suffices?” Naive good Valise, does not understand the suspicion, after listening to my full mouth nonsense, actually believed that she of being startled turned to look without delay in inventory. “大人欠债了？是多少,我这还有一些,够吗？”天真善良的维拉丝,一点都不懂得怀疑,听了我满口的胡言后,竟然信了,大吃一惊的她二话不说在物品栏里翻找起来。 My haha laughs, how wants to say in your inventory these money to be able...... 我哈哈大笑,想说你物品栏里那些钱怎么可能够…… Finally saw that female local tyrant Valise gem one after another will take out, worthily is the housework multipurpose young maidservants, these gems were classified by her, the same type, the same level attire the same place, the gem number of each bag is completely same, surplus fragmentary insufficient one bag, installs to a bag in together, making one be clear at a glance. 结果就看到女土豪维拉丝将一袋又一袋的宝石取出,不愧是家务万能的小侍女,这些宝石都被她分门别类,同一类型,同一等级的装到一起,每个袋子的宝石数量全部相同,剩余零碎不够一袋的,才一起装到一个袋子里,让人一目了然。 These gems add, various chipped gem more than 20 bags, split gem more than ten bags, complete gem also seven bags, unspotted gem little, be only two bags, in addition really have several perfect gems! 这些宝石加起来,各种碎裂的宝石二十多袋,裂开的宝石十多袋,完整的宝石也有七袋,无瑕疵的宝石少一点,只有两袋,此外竟然还有几颗完美宝石！ „Where this...... do your gems come?” I am dumbfounded, stare dumbfounded. “这……你这些宝石是从哪里来的？”我目瞪口呆,瞠目结舌。 „Sir, haven't you had a fever today?” Valise is more surprised than me, extends the soft small hand to search on my forehead, seemingly all right. “大人,你今天没有发烧吧？”维拉丝比我还要惊讶,伸出软软的小手在我额头上一探,貌似没事啊。 „Aren't these gems, you usually the hard stopper give us? My this is also not complete, Sarah and Lina that also has, Lehne, Ruth, on and small black carbon, Sir as if also stopper many, the small jasmine has not given.” “这些宝石,不是你平时硬塞给我们的吗？我这还不是全部,莎拉和琳娅那还有一些,还有莱娜、西露丝、艾柯露和小黑碳身上,大人似乎也塞了不少,就小茉莉没怎么给。” That three do not have the princess not only moved the most state treasury in western kingdom, the H book also best-selling world that but also writes, explodes Harry Potter, has money to kiss compared with me. 那三无公主不但搬了西部王国的大半个国库,而且写的H书还畅销全球,完爆哈利波特,比我还有钱啊亲。 My wiping away sweat water of: „My stopper did so many gems give you?” 我擦了一把汗水:“我塞了那么多宝石给你们？” Said that this saying, discovery nearby King Arthur throws to despise the vision, probably was saying, the memory of your fellow should not be goldfish level. 说完这话,就发现旁边的小亚瑟王投来鄙视目光,好像在说,你这家伙的记忆力该不会是金鱼等级吧。 I had nothing to say in reply, has to blow the whistling to play the fool forcefully. 我无言以对,只好吹着口哨强行装傻。 „Comes back to each time, said is home, obviously many could not use up for a lifetime, more than ten years of shares put together have so many.” The expression that Valise puzzles very much, had only never considered regarding this puppy dog that lead a life of comfort luxuriously, money were many also is really the terrible business. “每次回来都要给,说是家用,明明已经多的一辈子都用不完了,十多年的份加在一起就有那么多了。”维拉丝一副很困扰的表情,对于这只从未考虑过自己奢华享乐的小狗狗来说,钱多了还真是麻烦事。 „You receive, the insufficient words, my......” is also a little saying, my subconscious pulls out several bags of mixed seven chaotic eight gem hard stops up from inventory to Valise on, then, two people acting simultaneous/uniform Qidun lives. “那你收起来吧,不够用的话,我这还有点……”说着,我下意识的又从物品栏里掏出几袋杂七乱八的宝石硬塞到维拉丝手上,然后,两个人的动作齐齐顿住。 Valise is the whole face is helpless, the pitch-black pupil that resembling to speak is winking, sends out „looks, the Sir you usually are this appearance” silent complaint. 维拉丝是满脸无奈,似会说话的乌黑眸子眨着,发出“看吧,大人你平时就是这个样子”的无声控诉。 I smile embarrasedly, but the bag of stopper to Valise hand is actually not willing to meet in any event. 我讪讪一笑,不过塞到维拉丝手中的袋子却无论如何都不愿意接回来了。 „Considers on you saves money, right, saves money.” As soon as I pat the palm, puts out the imposing manner of household head, does not allow this puppy dog to have the word of slight opposition. “就当是在你们身上存钱吧,对,就是存钱。”我一拍手心,拿出一家之主的气势,不容这只小狗狗有丝毫反对之言。 „No slight defect gem is quite difficult to use, can give the book...... cough cough, can give Nana, making her synthesize the perfect gem, could trade perfect diamond.” Thinks in First World, no slight defect gem really cannot apply, I also told. “无瑕疵宝石比较难用上,可以交给本子……咳咳,可以交给娜娜,让她合成完美宝石,说不定可以换来完美钻石。”想到在第一世界,无瑕疵宝石实在派不上用场,我又吩咐道。 „Un, we had been doing this, cannot make the Horadric block idle in any case, right.” “嗯,我们已经在这样做了,反正不能让赫拉迪克方块闲着,对吧。” „Right, is this, idles is wasting, what a pity she has returned to the Horadric clan.” “对,就是这样,闲着一刻都是浪费,可惜她已经回赫拉迪克族了。” „Perhaps Horadric mages also needs the perfect gem.” Valise light crooked, guessed. “说不定赫拉迪克的法师们也需要完美宝石呢。”维拉丝头轻歪了歪,猜测道。 „Is reasonable, was I was too selfish, is patronizing Ellis.” As soon as I pat the forehead, regretted to call out, the Horadric clan was a mage clan, must be bigger than anybody to the demands of various types of gems, but now only then the genuine Horadric block can synthesize the perfect gem, otherwise can only go to Third World to ask various Unique feudal lord level monster powerhouses to peel off. “有道理,是我太自私了,光顾着爱丽丝。”我一拍额头,懊悔叫道,赫拉迪克族身为法师一族,对各种宝石的需求要大于任何人,而现在只有正版的赫拉迪克方块才能合成完美宝石,否则只能去第三世界找各种精英领主级怪物强者爆落。 So earnestly seeks obviously, but, has placed book Horadric block, is actually still serving for me, Tiya and her big elder grandfathers are bearing a big pressure. 明明如此渴求,但是,一直放在本子娜身上的赫拉迪克方块,却依然在为我一个人服务,想必蒂亚和她的大长老爷爷都承受着不小的压力吧。 Now is just right, making book go back, synthesizes some perfect gems to Horadric mages, can alleviate the clansman censure that Tiya and Zack Grandpa grand suffer. 现在正好,让本子娜回去,给赫拉迪克的法师们合成些完美宝石,也能缓解一下蒂亚和撒克隆爷爷遭受到的族人非议。 My secretly thought are careless, Tiya paid so many for oneself, oneself are ignorant does not know. 我暗道自己粗心,蒂亚为自己付出了那么多,自己却懵懂不知。 It is not good, cannot, my present also save various many types of perfect gems like this, the Third World seniors estimated that does not have so many perfect diamond to bring with exchange, puts in any case is also leaving unused, delivers simply to the Horadric clan, if they can complete the magic research, or is used to expand itself, to the alliance is also the good deed. 不行,不能这样了,我身上现在也积攒了不少各种完美宝石,第三世界的前辈们估计也没有那么多完美钻石拿来和自己交换,反正放着也是闲置,干脆送些给赫拉迪克族吧,他们若是能够完成魔法研究,或者用来壮大自己,对联盟来说也是好事。 I had Tiya's the consciousness of husband as well as alliance elder finally, decided at heart secretly, waits to repay Pandemonium Fortress that side debt, came back after the elf clan goes to Horadric clan immediately, if were smooth, perhaps can also complete the delayed wedding with Tiya. 我终于有了蒂亚的丈夫以及联盟长老的觉悟,心里暗下决心,等偿还了群魔堡垒那边的债务,从精灵族回来以后就立刻去赫拉迪克族一趟,如果顺利的话,说不定还可以和蒂亚完成迟来的婚礼。 „Sir, Sir, you? Did not say that goes into debt?” Valise sees me to be in a daze in the god, the worried jogging swung my hand. “大人,大人,你怎么了？不是说欠债吗？”维拉丝见我在愣神发呆,担忧的轻摇了摇我的手。 „It‘s nothing, is thinking something, the fool, debt is deceives your, receives these gems.” I the light shell on the Valise forehead, spoiled to say with a smile. “没什么,在想一些事情,傻瓜,欠债是骗你的,把这些宝石收起来吧。”我在维拉丝的额头上轻弹了一下,溺爱笑道。 „Sir bullied the person.” Helpless Valise sighed, but without the means that played with obviously that many times, she was a not can be angry gentle girl, particularly facing the present husband, does not have the means to be mad tiny bit to him, instead will surge little small happy, was this sickness? “大人又欺负人了。”维拉丝无奈叹气,但是没办法,明明被作弄了那么多次,她就是个生不起气的温柔女孩,尤其是面对眼前的丈夫,更是没办法对他生一丝一毫的气,反而会涌起一点点小甜蜜,这是不是病了呢？ Naturally, will not be angry, does not represent the blackening, some Druid at heart very clear this point, therefore the joke opens has the discretion very much, otherwise the flat-bottomed pan pounds down, that is really collapses the day is more fearful. 当然,不会生气,并不代表不会黑化,某德鲁伊心里很清楚这一点,所以玩笑开的很有分寸,否则平底锅砸下,那真是比天塌还要可怕。 „Who said that the fool mount has not gone into debt dá, he owed, owed a big brush debt dá.” King Arthur actually uncovered my bottom at this time suddenly. “谁说笨蛋坐骑没有欠债哒,他欠了,欠了一大笔债哒。”小亚瑟王却在这时候忽然揭我的底。 „Whose mistake do I go into debt because of?!” Cannot bear again, I get angry raises a mind tea table, threatening ask, your tiny tot king is far-fetched, the place that oneself set up actually could not find, my how to go so far as to promised the reward, was in this great debt? “我欠债都是因为谁的错？！”再也忍不住,我怒掀一记心灵茶几,气势汹汹的质问道,要不是你这小不点王不靠谱,自己设下的地点却找不到,我何至于许下奖励,欠下这笔巨债？ „In any case matter that does not close this dá.” The little fellow hand hugs, the small face casts aside, the face thick-skinned oil salt does not enter, invulnerability, what kind of rampant attitude you can take my. “反正不关本昂的事哒。”小家伙手一抱,小脸一撇,正是脸皮厚的油盐不进,刀枪不入,一副你能拿我怎么样的嚣张态度。 The tooth that I hate itches, the discovery also really takes her not to have the too big means that wait and see, the gentleman revenges for ten years is not late, I will make you know the anger of eastern Rogue first man fearfully. 我恨的牙齿发痒,却发现还真拿她没有太大的办法,等着瞧吧,君子报仇十年不晚,我会让你知道东罗格第一男子汉之怒到底有多可怕。 „Really went into debt, right, Sir.” Valise grasps my hand nervous, wants me to explain a clarity. “果然还是欠债了,对吧,大人。”维拉丝紧张兮兮的抱住我的手,非要我解释个清楚。 „Listened to me saying that was such......” I the process big generalization of matter, helpless stared side stopped up the hand that the ear installed anything not to hear to manage king one eyes: „Therefore does not need to be worried, Grandma Akara have prepared to me.” “听我说,是这样的……”我将事情的经过大概说了一遍,无奈的瞪了旁边堵住耳朵装什么都没听见的手办王一眼:“所以说不用担心,阿卡拉奶奶都已经给我准备好一切了。” „But...... but equipment not to mention, how more than 3000 bottles of should rejuvenation potion repay?” “但是……但是装备姑且不说,三千多瓶回复活力药剂该怎么偿还好？” Valise is also adventurer, is traditional adventurer, tradition that I said that refers to her clearly knowing that Third World immortal white/shell Men has been able to synthesize rejuvenation potion in batches, but the brain turns curved, the thought also stays ten years ago „rejuvenation potion is very precious, is the life-saving most precious object, one bottle is equivalent to top quality equipment” in idea. 维拉丝也是一名冒险者,更是一名传统的冒险者,我所说的传统,是指她明知道第三世界的仙贝们已经可以批量合成回复活力药剂了,但脑子还是拐不过弯,思想还停留在十年前的“回复活力药剂很珍贵,是救命的至宝,一瓶相当于一件极品装备”想法之中。 „Fool, you are not do not know that Third World has been able mass production rejuvenation potion, relieved, I will handle, in less than big time.” “笨蛋,你又不是不知道第三世界已经可以量产回复活力药剂了,安心吧,我会搞定,用不了多大的功夫。” Touches the head of Valise, I am saying with a smile, this puppy dog gawked staring, the brain has made a turn with great difficulty, nod of appearing to understand but not really understand. 摸摸维拉丝的头,我笑着道,这小狗狗愣了愣,好不容易脑子才转过弯来,似懂非懂的点点头。 „Ok, we go, Grandma Akara should know that I came back, late Lina and Lehne paid no attention to me to be bad.” Has a look at the time, I crack a joke to say. “好了,我们出发吧,阿卡拉奶奶应该已经知道我回来了,迟了琳娅和莱娜不理我可就糟了。”看看时间,我开玩笑道。 Three others have not returned, turn head to walk toward the mage association outside, prepare Akara that un, three people. 三人家也没回,扭头就朝法师公会外面走去,准备去阿卡拉那一趟,嗯,三人。 Well? 咦？ Why I always felt where is not right. 为什么我总感觉哪里不对劲。 Has turned head, looks around fiercely several, finally line of sight slightly one low, falls to a whole body snow white astomia young girl on, I understand finally is where is not right. 回过头,猛地张望几眼,最后视线微微一低,落到一个全身雪白的无口少女身上,我终于明白是哪里不对劲了。 It is not three people, is four person ahh!!! 不是三个人,是四个人啊啊啊！！！ „That...... that anything, yo, small jasmine, good, long time no see, hahaha.” My afraid is not good, smiled grovels especially, hopes that three no princess Sirs can forgive my poor life...... not, is the calf. “那……那啥,哟,小茉莉,好啊,好久不见了,啊哈哈哈。”我心虚的不行,笑的格外点头哈腰,希望三无公主大人能饶了我一条小命……不,是小腿。 „It‘s nothing.” Three do not have the princess to say lightly, on the mouth said like this, but the under foot actually kicks a stone, the stone powder powder dust that bang, raises makes me feel the fruit to be sad, if this kick to own calf on, or is on the third leg...... “没什么。”三无公主淡淡说道,嘴上是这样说,但是脚下却把一颗石头踢飞出去,砰一声,扬起的石粉碎末让我感到蛋蛋忧伤,要是这一脚踢到自己的小腿上,或者是第三条腿上…… „Sorry, small jasmine, this is my mistake, I also forgot you.” “抱歉,小茉莉,这是我的错,我也把你忘记了。” Valise depressed ashamed lowering the head, she also forgot a moment ago existences of three no princesses, had not explained only her whereabouts, naturally, this cannot blame Valise, truly is three do not have the princess recent not has the feeling aura to be even more sharp, she and Elenas to have the ability of equally good results from different methods, if hundreds of thousands of years are born early, must be received by Elenas for the last student may not. 维拉丝沮丧惭愧的低下头,刚才就连她也忘记了三无公主的存在,唯独没有说明她的行踪,当然,这也不能怪维拉丝,的确是三无公主最近的无存在感气息越发犀利,她和伊莲娜到是有着异曲同工的能力,要是早个数十万年出世,非得被伊莲娜收为关门弟子不可。 „It‘s nothing.” Three do not have the princess desolately and complied with one, another foot, kicks another stone is farther. “没什么。”三无公主冷淡的又应了一句,又一脚,把另外一颗石头踢的更远。 „Actually...... I have not actually neglected your existence completely, the small jasmine, you looked, this is the local product that I give you to bring, the clang clang clang!!!” “其实……其实我并没有完全忽略你的存在,小茉莉,你看,这是我给你带回来的土特产,铛铛铛！！！” I hold up a club high, making the shape is grand. 我将一根棒子高高举起,做状雄伟。 This is not ordinary club, you have a look at its modeling, especially looks like under the Pandemonium Fortress towering stone column? Right, it is that stone column and Pandemonium Fortress carving model. 这可不是一根普通的木棒,你看看它的造型,是不是特别像群魔堡垒下方的参天石柱？没错,它就是那座石柱和群魔堡垒的雕刻模型。 First did not say that club is sideways on uneven is not uneven, lifelike, the slightest complete(ly) present thread detail, has a look at the head of this club, entire huge Pandemonium Fortress, holds is completely one of them, you have a look, this city wall, turns out outward, then has a look at inside various buildings, all hits the mark to display in the convex grain that the one after another height varies, simply is wonderful workmanship. 先不说木棒侧身上的凹凸不平,栩栩如生,分毫毕现的螺纹细节,看看这根木棒的头部吧,整个庞大的群魔堡垒,完全容纳在其中,你看看,这城墙,向外翻出,再看看里面的各种建筑,全都在一个个高矮不一的凸状粒点中表现出来,简直就是巧夺天工。 Without a doubt, this is most can the representative Pandemonium Fortress local product, is why artificial by the woman of quality of losing one's spouse as for the buyer, this detail do not care, wants to give the Ral strip them, now did not have the means that can only first bring should emergency. 毫无疑问,这是最能代表群魔堡垒的土特产,至于为什么买家以丧偶的贵妇人为多,这种细节就不要在意了,原本是想送给拉尔条子他们,现在没办法了,只能先拿来应应急。 The Valise such pure young girl, is obviously impossible to see to attach to full on this club 【Love】 intent, as King Arthur of love idiot cannot, but who three do not have the princess is, the food that the H book quick ratio that she writes has must be many, understood at a glance that is full on this club 【Mysterious charm】. 维拉丝这样单纯的少女,显然不可能看出依附在这根木棒上的满满【爱】意,身为爱情白痴的小亚瑟王则是更不能,但是三无公主是谁,她写的H书都快比吃的饭要多了,一看就知道饱含在这根木棒上面的【神奇魔力】。 Therefore, the next moment, club cracks accordingly, how I have not even seen her am a foot, is quite fearful, Mom, this three are quite not fearful, my small calf has been paining. 于是,下一刻,木棒应声而裂,我甚至没看到她是怎么出脚的,好可怕,妈妈,这只三无好可怕,我的小腿肚子已经在隐隐作痛了。 I am clenching teeth, prepare to withstand the calf muscle tear the pleasant sensation, waited for a meeting, discovers not to have the sound, looked at one curiously. 我咬着牙,准备承受小腿肌肉撕裂的快感,等了一会,发现没动静,不由的好奇望了一眼。 Sees only visits me who this Little Three decides indefinitely, the light yellow attractive big eye is glittering the unclear no color, when my vision and she is looking at each other, her corner of the eye flashes through together maternal aunt's big sharp ray, takes out one foot high heavy/thick books pile from inventory, brief and to the point. 只见这小三无定定的看着我,亮黄色的漂亮大眼睛闪烁着不明的无感情色彩,等我的目光和她对视着时,她眼角闪过一道姨妈大的锐利光芒,唰唰的从物品栏里取出一尺高的厚重书本堆,言简意赅。 „These, in look today, 100,000 character feelings.” “这些,今天内看完,十万字感想。” I knelt at that time, not only need make my not to rub justice honest honest proper gentleman read these H books in September, actually also wants me to write the feelings? Also can be no less than 100,000 characters? I ask that the silver of the world moe, how many people do you special have to write the feelings to H? 我当时就跪了,不但要让我这个九月不撸的正义正直正派正经之士看完这些H书,竟然还要我写感想？还得不少于十万字？我就问问全世界的银萌,你们特么有多少人给一本H书写过感想？ „Can not write, I rather suffer to kick.” I weak raises hand to ask, felt own this master does not have the dignity before the maidservant. “能不能不写,我宁愿挨踢。”我弱弱的举手发问,感觉自己这个主人在侍女面前已经毫无尊严。 „Thump ——! Thump ——! Thump ——!” Greets my is the princess of calf tearing kicks the trio. “咚——！咚——！咚——！”迎接我的是小腿撕裂的公主踢三重奏。 „Kicked also kicked, can always not write.” I hold the calf the pain to call. “踢也踢了,总可以不写了吧。”我抱着小腿嗷嗷痛叫。 „It is not good.” “不行。” „My white Aiti?” This time is body and mind entirely Chuang. “那我岂不是白挨踢了？”这次是身心俱创。 „Gets what one deserves.” “活该。” „Do not be too rampant, but my master......” “你不要太嚣张了,我这个主人可是……” „Thump ——! Thump ——! Thump ——!” “咚——！咚——！咚——！” „I surrender! I surrender! I write! Let alone 100,000 characters, even if makes me write 11992214 characters I still to write, such general headquarters!” “我投降！我投降！我写！别说十万字,就算让我写11992214个字我也写,这样总行了吧！” Today, is a maidservant teaches master anything forcefully is the sunny day of native of Jiaozuo...... 今天,又是一个侍女强行教会主人什么是焦作人的晴朗日子啊…… ... 。。。