*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Comes, eats, I have the self-confidence to my cook very much.” “来来,吃吧,我对自己的厨艺可是很有自信。” Sees me to hold the surface being responsible until completion scraps/condescend speechless far eye, ten thousand years of princess as if thinks that I was touched by her sincere intention, therefore urged. 见我捧着面包干屑无语远目,万年公主似乎以为我被她的诚心打动了,于是催促起来。 I am testing the thumb and index finger pinch one grain, two fingers made an effort to rub rubbing, discovered that unexpectedly pinched broken, did not shock at that time! 我试着用拇指和食指捏起一粒,两指用力搓了搓,发现居然捏不碎,当时就震惊了！ Please must teach me this type to be able the crumbly bread to make like the craftsmanship of diamond same degree of hardness. 请务必教我这种能把面包屑做成如同钻石一样硬度的手艺。 Perhaps, the cook of this fellow really may be the god level also perhaps, at least I thinks that Valise cannot do, in the bored aspect, is in bad mind. 或许,这家伙的厨艺真有可能是神级也说不定,至少我认为维拉丝是做不出来,无论是在无聊方面,还是在坏心眼方面。 „Is rare the gift that you gave had a mind, I had no good thing entertainment, was inferior that everyone divided together is eating.” My false smile will hand over. “难得你送了这么有心的礼物,我却没什么好东西招待,不如大家一起分着吃了吧。”我皮笑肉不笑的将手递了回去。 „You is a master, you first invited.” “你是主人,你先请。” „, You are not a guest, you first invited.” “不不不,你是客人,你先请。” The vision looks at each other meeting in the midair intensely, we with one voice: „Good, that eats together!” 目光在半空激烈对视一会,我们异口同声:“好,那就一起吃！” Appearance that imposing manner, solemn must perish together. 那种气势,俨然一副要同归于尽的样子。 Pinches a grain of crumbly bread to deliver toward the mouth respectively, each other vision is staring the opposite party stubbornly, for fear that the opposite party causes to cheat, this, in load mouth of bit by bit. 各自捏起一粒面包屑往嘴里送,彼此的目光都死死瞪着对方,生怕对方使诈,就这样,一点一点的送入嘴中。 Snort, I am young the spirit the diamond powder consomme surface to experience, will also fear that the small surface is responsible until completion? 哼,我连小幽灵的钻石粉末清汤面都见识过,还会怕小小的面包干？ At heart sneering, is meeting ten thousand years of princess to be responsible until completion to squeeze in the mouth, I also refuse to admit being inferior, toward a mouth stopper, bites ruthlessly ruthlessly, the eruption, my microcosm, the diamond stars, give me to break to pieces!!! 心里冷笑着,见万年公主把面包干塞入嘴里,我也不甘示弱,往嘴里狠狠一塞,狠狠一咬,爆发吧,我的小宇宙,钻石星辰,给我碎吧！！！ Ka-beng, I cover the tooth to sway back and forth everywhere. 嘎嘣一声,我捂着牙满地打滚。 „Stupid monkey is the stupid monkey, haha...... wū ~~ ~” “笨猴子就是笨猴子,哈哈哈……哈呜~~~” Same occupies a commanding position ten thousand years of princess of ridicule just like the queen, smiles the midway, covered the corners of the mouth to exude one to call out in grief. 宛如女王一样居高临下嘲笑的万年公主,笑到中途,也捂着嘴角发出了一声悲鸣。 „...... Too was too negligent, originally thinks at this artifact level mechanism/organization body, can...... be able......” “太……太大意了,本来以为以这具神器等级的机关身躯,可以……可以……” „Did your fool, what put on inside?!” I get angry however to jump, grabs her shoulder to sway, is unexpectedly harder than diamond, joined your fearful complaint in inside? “你这笨蛋,到底在里面放了什么？！”我怒然蹦起,抓着她的肩膀摇晃起来,竟然比钻石还要硬,是在里面加入了你的可怕怨念吗？ „How possibly to tell the stupid monkey.” Is covering mouth, the tearful ten thousand years of princess, seems like a very pitiful appearance, still said obstinate argumentative. “怎么可能告诉笨猴子。”捂着嘴,泪眼汪汪的万年公主,看起来一副很可怜的样子,却依然嘴硬说道。 „Good good, your two.” Ten thousand years of peacemaker Tiya, participates between me and ten thousand years of princesses, separates our two. “好啦好啦,你们两个。”万年的和事老蒂亚,插身在我和万年公主之间,将我们两个分开。 „But today the celebration banquet, do not quarrel.” “今天可是庆祝宴会,别吵架了。” „Celebration banquet?” I look at Tiya puzzled, celebration anything, how I have not heard. “庆祝宴会？”我不解的看着蒂亚,庆祝什么,我怎么没听说过。 Tiya reveals one „, oh no, did not say inadvertently carefully” regret look. 蒂亚露出一副“啊,糟糕,不小心说漏嘴了”的懊悔神色。 „I as if smelled the aura of plot.” Holds on the mouth seemed holding in the mouth tobacco pipe, I reveal the deep vision, resembling to see through the will of the people. “我似乎闻到了阴谋的气息。”托了托嘴上仿佛叼着的烟斗,我露出深沉目光,似能看穿人心。 Naturally, in fact, clothes/armor cannot even see through, this is really a regrettable matter. 当然,事实上,连衣服也看不穿,这真是一件遗憾的事情。 „This...... that......” Tiya gesticulates, this that non-stop, the vision of seeking help looks to other girls. “这个……那个……”蒂亚比手画脚,这个那个不停,求助的目光看向其他女孩。 A ten thousand years of princess face at the back of the small hand, puts aside the head afraid, other girls are in mouth seldom were also shouting either quite busily quite busy, returns to the tent processing business, or cleaning seldom the spotless ground, either has been studying the perplexed knowledge, or drinks in emanation of putting on airs lightly, practices the sword technique. 万年公主一脸心虚的背着小手,将头撇开,其他女孩也是要么煞有其事的口中喊着好忙好忙,返回帐篷处理事务,要么煞有其事的打扫已经一尘不染的地面,要么就是在学着不明所以的知识,或者是在装模作样的发出轻喝,练习剑术。 I said that three did not have the princess you to suffice, what I can endure you is not only good! Rips the manuscript! Rips the manuscript! 我说三无公主你够了,什么我都能忍唯独你不行！撕稿！撕稿！ Is deserted by friends and allies —— instantaneous, the back pale petrification of Tiya, as if flashes through these large characters, savored the fickleness of human relationships. 众叛亲离——瞬间,蒂亚的背影苍白石化,仿佛闪过这几个大字,品味到了世态炎凉。 „Well, had everyone been in attendance?” At this moment, familiar, the accidental/surprised sound resounds suddenly. “咦,大家那么早就都到齐了吗？”就在这时,一把熟悉的,意外的声音忽然响起。 Turning head, is not our Princess Werebear, powerful Emperor Wu Sir? 回过头,可不是我们的熊人公主,威风凛凛的武帝大人塔莫娅吗？ „Bear tower, Tiya, your is two doing?” Sees Tiya to gesticulate before me, helpless, she asked curiously. “熊塔,蒂亚,你们两个在干什么呢？”见蒂亚在我面前比手画脚,不知所措,她好奇问道。 „Is this, Tiya is explaining later the matters concerned of celebration banquet with me.” My eyeball rumble a revolution, snatches before Tiya, pretends a anything to know the appearance that saying calmly. “是这样的,蒂亚正在和我说明待会庆祝宴会的事宜。”我眼珠子咕噜一转,抢在蒂亚之前,装作一副什么都知道的样子,若无其事的说道。 Quick-witted, my too TM was really quick-witted! 机智,我真太TM机智了！ „Celebration banquet? Did not reach an agreement must hide the truth from bear tower to prepare? When exposed?” Really, although intelligent, but more honest pure Sir Emperor Wu, did not doubt him, blurted to ask. “庆祝宴会？不是说好了要瞒着熊塔准备的吗？什么时候暴露了？”果然,虽然聪明但更正直单纯的武帝大人,不疑有他,脱口问道。 The flash that she opens the mouth, all girls make one not the appearance that endures to witness. 她开口的一瞬间,所有女孩都做出一副不忍目睹的模样。 Extremely bright Sir Emperor Wu responds immediately, has turned head, visits me with the discontented vision: „Bear tower, making me be the unprincipled person.” 冰雪聪明的武帝大人立刻就反应过来,回过头,用不满的目光看着我:“熊塔,让我做了坏人。” However, honest she shook the head: „But, hides the truth from you also indeed to have the incorrect place.” 不过顿了顿,正直的她就摇摇头:“不过,瞒着你也的确有不对的地方。” „Is, this matter has anything to be good to conceal.” I nod again and again. “就是就是,这种事情有什么好隐瞒的。”我连连点头。 „Is I and everyone discussed that wants to give a pleasant surprise.” “是我和大家商量的,想给凡凡一个惊喜嘛。” Tiya is putting in great inconvenience to the opens the mouth explanation anxiously at the same time, is really her idea, I guessed, among the girl was also this Horadric girl most likes making lively. 蒂亚在一边委屈巴巴的开口解释,果然是她的主意,我就猜出来了,女孩当中也就是这赫拉迪克丫头最爱制造热闹。 „Good intention I declined with thanks, right, was the banquet that celebrated me to come back?” I touch the head of Tiya, hints clever, does not cry, finally throws, pinched the nose that made threatening gestures by Tiya. “好意我心领了,对了,是庆祝我回来的宴会吗？”我摸了摸蒂亚的头,示意乖,不哭,结果被蒂亚张牙舞爪的扑上来,捏了鼻子。 „, Right, is this.” Continuously with ten thousand years of princess who I oppose, unexpected honest replied, the following words may not be of pleasant to hear. “啊,没错,就是这样。”一直和我作对的万年公主,出乎意料的老实回答道,不过接下来的话可就不怎么好听了。 „To celebrate the camp welcomed the new species —— continent first stupid monkey.” “为了庆祝营地迎来新的物种——大陆第一笨的猴子。” „Who is? Which female monkey refers, is puts on white clothes/armor to hang of thin sword?” I refuse to admit being inferior, do intentionally confused looking around, the vision fall to ten thousand years of princess on once for a while. “是谁？指的是哪只母猴子,是穿白衣服挂细剑的那只吗？”我不甘示弱,故作迷茫的东张西望,目光时不时落到万年公主身上。 „Good good, your two.” Tiya breaks me again and ten thousand years of princess's at daggers drawn atmosphere, interrupted to say. “好啦好啦,你们两个。”蒂亚再次打断我和万年公主的剑拔弩张气氛,插嘴进来说道。 „Indeed with said that to celebrate you banquet that came back to hold.” “的确和凡凡说的一样,就是为了庆祝你回来而举办的宴会。” „So that's how it is.” My both hands hold the chest, deep nod, reveals the sad vision suddenly. “原来如此。”我双手抱胸,深沉的点了点头,忽然露出伤心目光。 „Others , never expected that Valise you also failed to study, gathers everyone to deceive me together, Valise, I misread you, the home had no way to stay, I must leave home, I must go out to roam about, your anything do not urge.” “其他人也就罢了,没想到维拉丝你也学坏了,合着大家一起欺骗我,维拉丝,我看错你了,这个家没法呆了,我要离家出走,我要出去流浪,你们什么都别劝了。” Then, puts on an old cloak of traveler, puts on cape cap, the real man, said that turns around to walk. 说完,披上一袭旅人的旧披风,戴上斗篷帽子,真男人,说走转身就走。 „Well...... well? I...... wū wū ~~ ~ I am also ~~ ~ is also......” Valise has a scare, in the hand brandished the unceasing broom to fall on the ground, quick was tearful on the tearful eyes, reckless swooped, grasped own husband. “咦……咦咦？我……呜呜~~~我也是~~~也是……”维拉丝吓了一跳,手中挥舞不断的扫帚掉在了地上,很快就泪眼汪汪起来,不顾一切的飞扑上去,抱住自己的丈夫。 „Sorry, Sir, asked you, I made a mistake, do not walk, kept ~~ ~” is saying, lifted to glitter the pitch-black pupil of tears, on small buttocks that very curled upwards, as if root hair soft and thick small running dog in unceasing swing desire. “对不起,大人,求求你,我错了,不要走嘛,留下来嘛~~~”说着,抬起闪烁着泪光的乌黑眸子,挺翘的小屁股上,仿佛有一根毛茸茸的小狗尾巴在不断摇摆乞求。 wū, such Valise, sprouted to explode simply, under cape cap, I was almost sprouted the nosebleed. 呜哇,这样的维拉丝,简直萌爆了,斗篷帽子下面,我差点就被萌出了鼻血。 Other girls helpless again shakes the head. 其他女孩则是再次无奈摇头。 This is the performance which third-class family stage comedy? Valise was also rather easily swindled too. 这是上演的哪出三流家庭舞台喜剧呀？维拉丝未免也太好骗了吧。 In me in well satisfied, prepares to end, comforts puppy dog Valise that I moe to explode lovably well time, suddenly, the unexpected visitor arrives. 就在我在心满意足,准备收场,好好安慰一下我可爱萌爆的小狗狗维拉丝的时候,忽然,不速之客降临。 „What? Does the Wu boy want to leave home?” Extremely exaggerating calling out in alarm, made a sound, three person's shadows by the potential of lightning ghosts and demons, impatient collects, pushes Valise, surrounds me. “什么？吴小子要离家出走？”一声极为夸张的惊呼,响了起来,三道人影以闪电鬼魅之势,迫不及待的凑上来,将维拉丝挤开,把我包围住。 „Good that said that each man, during the life at least needs a own travel, washes the mind, the travel of sensibility life.” Ral vision sparkling visits me, is pointing at the distant place, just like life teacher. “说的好,每个男人,一生当中都至少要有一次属于自己的旅行,洗涤心灵,感悟人生的旅行。”拉尔目光烁烁的看着我,指着远方,宛如人生导师。 I thought what needs to travel is you to Uncle Ral, opens a new student|life! 我觉得更需要去旅行的是你才对拉尔大叔,去开启一段新生吧！ „Speaking of the long journey words, I remembered that year winter.” Big mouth Doug turned into the whole face reckless dregs sad poet suddenly, is chanting in a low voice speaking. “说到远行的话,我就想起了那一年的冬天。”大嘴巴道格忽然就变成了满脸胡渣的忧伤诗人,低吟着说到。 „That is the night that heavy snow flutters about, our brothers two, with big brother Ral, the body full are the scars flees from the Andariel palace, 【Only misses one step, only missed one step to overthrow her, bastard】, Big brother Ral the unwilling desperate hammer place, tiger flows off two skewers of Hero late in life sad tears.” “那是一个大雪纷飞的夜晚,我们兄弟两,和拉尔大哥,身上满是伤痕的从安达利尔的宫殿之中逃离,【只差一步,只差一步就能打倒她了,混蛋】,拉尔大哥不甘心的拼命锤地,虎目流下两串英雄迟暮的悲伤热泪。” You and Andariel’s strength may miss one step to kiss incessantly. 你们和安达利尔的实力可不止差一步呀亲。 „Big brother, we are old, even if our hearts not old, but the body is old, when no longer is young vitality, if the young ten years old, said on...... Gopher again a moment ago like this low-spirited.” “大哥,我们已经老了,纵使我们的心没有老,但是身体已经老了,已经不复年轻时的体力,如果再年轻个十岁的话,刚才就……格夫这样黯然说道。” I thought that is not the age issue is the strength issue, raising hand of agreement. 我觉得不是年龄问题是实力问题,同意的举手。 „【Missed this time, our bodies will be only getting more and more senile, does not have opportunity to challenge again】, Although is very unwilling, but I actually have to acknowledge that this fact, Hero wastes time, age is unforgiving.” “【错过了这一次,我们的身体只会越来越衰老,已经没有机会再去挑战了】,虽然很不甘心,但是我却不得不承认这个事实,英雄蹉跎,岁月不饶人呀。” Few, Doug outlined three late in life Hero to challenge the solemn and stirring atmosphere of Andariel failure, as if really had this chapter of matter. 寥寥几句,道格就勾勒出了三位迟暮英雄挑战安达利尔失败的悲壮气氛,仿佛真的有这回事似的。 „But, our physical body, although is senile, the heart has not actually died, we are not good, wanting to pin on the next generation, at this moment, we heard the weak weeping sound of baby by far, runs hastily to the direction of sound, in the wet cover grass, saw baby boy who cried.” “但是,我们肉体虽然衰老,心却还没有死,我们不行,就把希望寄托在下一代身上,就在这时,我们远远的听到了婴儿的微弱哭声,连忙向声音的方向跑去,在湿漉漉的茂密草从中,看到了一个哇哇啼鸣的男婴。” „【This is God grants certainly our hope】, Whole face white reckless dregs, as if suddenly old 50-year-old big brother Ral, like this said that on the face blooms the joyful exciting ray, as if all of a sudden was also years old young ten.” “【这一定是上帝赐予我们的希望】,满脸白胡渣,仿佛忽然老了50岁的拉尔大哥,这样说道,脸上绽放出喜悦激动光芒,仿佛一下子又年轻了十岁。” Hey, this not old 30 years old? 喂喂,这不还是老了三十岁吗？ „Our three, three both hands, lift up high the baby in lawn in the top of the head high, in that torrential downpour, a lightning, had illuminated the face of baby boy air-splitting, mentioned also strangely, this thundering lightning, even the adult saw must dread, but the baby boy of sob, has seen this lightning, actually stopped crying to smile, extended the immature small hand to grasp unexpectedly to the lightning.” “我们三个,三双手,将草地中的婴儿高高举于头顶,那倾盆大雨中,一道闪电破空而过,照亮了男婴的脸,说来也怪,这轰鸣闪电,连成年人见了也要畏惧,但是一直哭泣的男婴,看到这道闪电,却破涕而笑,竟然伸出稚嫩的小手抓向闪电。” „The child of lightning!!! Big brother Ral excited loudly exclaiming, we also follow to bellow, although during we three failure, making Dark Continent fall into disappointed and despair, but now, at least can retain a ray of hope.” “闪电之子！！！拉尔大哥激动的大吼道,我们也跟着大吼起来,虽然我们三个的失败,让暗黑大陆陷入失望和绝望之中,但是现在,至少能保留一丝希望。” Let alone seemed like your three once is the final hope of Dark Continent. 别说的好像你们三个曾经是暗黑大陆的最后希望。 „As if fulfilled our roar to be the same, in the nighttime sky flashed through together brightly such as the lightning of daytime again, then...... that baby boy......” the Doug two eyes anger stared, as if under this lightning, was called the baby of child of lightning, had any new change. “仿佛应验了我们的吼声一样,夜空之中再次闪过一道亮如白昼的闪电,然后……那男婴……”道格两眼怒瞪,仿佛在这道闪电之下,被称为闪电之子的婴儿,发生了什么新的变化。 „Suddenly grew up, turns into the Savior?” I coldly visits him, unifies own bitter experience, it is estimated that Doug wants to make up such story right. “忽然长大成人,变成救世主了么？”我冷冷的看着他,把自己的遭遇结合起来,估计道格是想编这样的故事没错了。 „It is not right, the baby was divided by the lightning.” Doug shakes the head, lowers the head low-spirited: „Blamed us being too high, oh ~~ that he lifted ~” “不对,那婴儿被闪电劈死了。”道格摇摇头,黯然垂首:“都怪我们将他举的太高了,唉~~~” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” This year coldest joke, absolutely was this right. 本年度最冷笑话,绝对是这个没错了。 Shares life and death dozens years of comrade Ral and Gopher, cannot bear cold goosebumps brave, spreads out with Doug, expressed that does not know this fellow. 就连生死与共数十年的战友拉尔和格夫,都忍不住冷的一阵鸡皮疙瘩冒起,纷纷和道格拉开距离,表示不认识这家伙。 „In brief your fellow travels a bit faster! Travel! Gives back to me my treasure daughter!” Ral suddenly to my angry nozzle water. “总而言之你这家伙快点去旅行！旅行！把我的宝贝女儿还给我！”拉尔忽然冲着我愤怒的喷口水。 „How possibly to make you work, your not good father, Sarah I will look after well for a lifetime, not work you worry!” “怎么可能让你得逞,你这无良父亲,莎拉我会好好照顾一辈子,不劳你操心！” „Attendance for a lifetime? Did your bastard say the attendance for a lifetime? That is who lets my treasure daughter these time, the eye cried red!” Ral suddenly eye red grabs my front piece, goes all out to sway, could not have distinguished clearly earnest or acts in a play. “照顾一辈子？你这混蛋说照顾一辈子？那是谁让我的宝贝女儿这些时间,眼睛都哭红了！”拉尔忽然眼睛通红的抓着我的衣襟,拼命摇晃起来,已经分不清是认真还是演戏了。 „......” He let go suddenly, patted my shoulder, in my dumbfounded look, said one gently. “不过……”他忽然松手,拍了拍我的肩膀,在我一愣一愣的神色中,轻轻说了一句。 „Comes back well.” “回来就好。” After saying, in front of running up to Saraz, showed off father's dignity. 说完以后,就屁颠屁颠的跑到莎拉面前,卖弄父亲的尊严去了。 „Big brother Ral this fellow, is very occasionally cool.” Doug said in the back low voice whisper. “拉尔大哥这家伙,偶尔还挺酷的。”道格在背后小声嘀咕道。 „No wonder can flicker to Aunt Lisa.” Gopher nods fiercely. “难怪能忽悠到丽莎大嫂。”格夫猛地点头。 „Or do we also give a try?” “要不我们也试试看？” „How trial?” “怎么试？” „Attacks brutally in the sand beach under setting sun, finally also drops down, is supine a black and blue face to look at the sky, has turned the head, smiles to vanish the love and hate.” I in the one side suggestion, take the hot blooded repertoire. “在夕阳下的沙滩上大打出手,最后同时倒下,仰着鼻青脸肿的一张脸看着天空,转过头,相视一笑泯恩仇。”我在一旁建议,就走热血的套路吧。 „Sounds like good.” two Barbarian seriously considers. “听起来似乎不错。”两个野蛮人认真考虑中。 „But, audience? Must have the audience, can be attracted.” “但是,观众呢？总得有观众,才能被吸引吧。” „Moreover, guards against the troublemaker.” Gopher reveals the sharp vision. “而且,谨防捣乱者。”格夫露出锐利目光。 „Troublemaker?” “捣乱者？” „Setting sun, seashore.” “夕阳,海边。” „The setting sun...... the seashore......” suddenly, I and Doug hit one to shiver suddenly. “夕阳……海边……”忽然,我和道格冷不防的打了一个颤抖。 How to forget this two goods. 怎么忘记这两个货了。 Thinks to look, the beach under setting sun is attacking brutally, is swaying hot blooded youth brothers friendship two people, suddenly encounters to snatch mirror —— one bare the body, dashes from two man radicals, not far away, another is raising the head to look, is taking off the trousers to urinate to the sea setting sun, that will be what situation. 想想看,正在夕阳下的海滩大打出手,挥洒着热血青春兄弟情义的两人,忽然遭遇到抢镜者——一个裸着身体,从两人旁边飞奔而过,不远处,又一个在翘首以望,对着大海夕阳脱裤尿尿,那将会是什么情形。 Even if changes into the morning the scene, still some people will be exhibiting the standing on one leg the posture to do the morning exercise at the same time. 就算把场景换成早晨,也会有人在一边摆出金鸡独立的姿势做早操。 sheep Luoji the party special hobby, has struck root in the hearts of the people, changes into the nightmare, recently the women of camp went to the riverside to wash clothes/armor, must have the guard to protect in the one side. 羊骡鸡小队的特殊嗜好,已经深入人心,化为噩梦,最近营地的妇女去河边洗衣服,都要有护卫在一旁保护。 Sister Lena, you considered again, tall Teshuai. 丽娜大姐,你还是再考虑考虑,把高特甩了吧。 Sorrowful shaking the head, thinks that these three goods, what interest did not have, Doug and Gopher also gave up plan that installs the younger sister. 悲哀的摇摇头,想到这三个货,什么兴致都没了,道格和格夫也放弃了装酷把妹的打算。 Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao, the person has not arrived look, thick animal aura greets the nostrils. 说曹操,曹操就到,这不,人还未到,一股浓浓的动物气息就扑鼻而来。 „hahahaha, I said that earlier does not have the issue, look, everyone already.” High especially that passes through laughing foolishly of canonical expression, passed on. “哈哈哈哈哈,我就说早点来没问题,看吧,大家都已经在了。”高特那经典式的傻笑,传了过来。 „Boss is wise!” A face solemn and respectful the meter/rice mountain that forgetting to draw in the trousers chain that draws, with walking does not forget to gesticulate the practice morning exercise the khan, makes a dazzling entrance. “老大英明！”一脸肃穆的把忘记拉上的裤链重新拉上的米山,和走路不忘比手画脚练习早操的可汗,闪亮登场。 „We are the —— sheep! Mule! Chicken! Brave!! Be small! Team!” “我们是——羊！骡！鸡！勇！者！小！队！” „Good, you can leave the stage.” Fire Ball pounds down, three person's shadows flew, what replaces it is Sister Lena, dashes to here, warm hugs, finds the clue make. “好,你们可以退场了。”一个火球砸下,三道人影飞了出去,取而代之的是丽娜大姐,向这边飞奔过来,热情的一把抱上,摸摸头。 „Brother Wu, sorry, for these days the matter were many, has not greeted with you with enough time well, came back from the Hell world obviously with great difficulty, I heard, is really is not easy, certainly underwent the tribulation of a narrow escape.” “吴小弟,抱歉,这几天事情多,都没来得及好好和你打招呼,明明好不容易从地狱世界回来,我都听说了,真是太不容易了,一定是经历了九死一生的磨难吧。” Sobbing is saying, Karina this personality frank strong eldest sister head , the true feelings reveal wiped the moist corner of the eye. 哽咽的说着,卡丽娜这个性格爽朗坚强的大姐头,也不禁真情流露的抹了抹湿润眼角。 „That...... that...... Lena, I just also captured one to come back from Hell , has not really deceived you, experienced a narrow escape......” “那……那个……丽娜,我刚刚也从地狱里兜了一圈回来哦,真的,没有骗你哦,也经历了九死一生……” Was blown off tall Te who falls to the ground by Fire Ball, puts out black smoke, as if exhausts raising the head of last strength, sores all over the eye trembles putting out a hand that toward here Wei. 被火球炸飞落地的高特,吐出一口黑烟,仿佛用尽最后一丝力气的抬起头,满目疮痍的朝这边巍颤颤的伸出手。 „Being all right was really good.” The hug of Sister Lena is tighter a point, threw Fire Ball in some direction conveniently. “没事真是太好了。”丽娜大姐的拥抱更紧一分,随手往某个方向又扔了一颗火球。 To the high especially big orangutan of heaven, on the Hell road, walks. 致天国的高特大猩猩,地狱路上,一路走好。 „ Clever, Sister Lena does not cry. „ When is moved, I pulled out the handkerchief, handed over. “乖,丽娜大姐不哭。“感动之余,我将手帕掏出,递了上去。 „Impolite, today is your celebration banquet, I teach your one is not possible now well.” Sister Lena by my a few words funny knowing whether to laugh or cry, was received the handkerchief to dry slightly the flood red corner of the eye, no deterrent force stares one. “没大没小,要不是今天是你的庆祝宴会,我现在就得好好训你一顿不可。”丽娜大姐被我一句话逗的哭笑不得,接过手帕擦干了微微泛红的眼角,毫无威慑力的瞪来一眼。 „Is is, I knew mistakenly, Sister Lena bypassed me.” I asked for mercy hastily. “是是是,我知道错了,丽娜大姐绕过我吧。”我连忙告饶起来。 Sister Lena and beautiful aunt, are similar, but must compare, I compare to fear Sister Lena, she like eldest sister, is considering our one frequently, is mature and steady, there is severe side, this/should criticism time will not be forgiving, this is also she commands as warrior of camp, the character of must having. 丽娜大姐和绮丽阿姨,性格相似,但非得比较起来,我还是比较怕丽娜大姐,她经常像大姐头一样,照顾着我们一家,成熟而稳重,也有严厉的一面,该批评的时候绝不会留情,这也是她作为营地的战士统领,所必须具备的性格。 As for beautiful aunt, time Sister who Lena although is earnest is maturer steadily, but usually actually a little likes playing with the person, moreover favored to drown I, in addition always bickered with Rafel, saw the monster moon/month Wolf witch, the expression looks like the child to see that in the bowl were many several balsam pears, like this beautiful aunt, lost a dignity in my mind, naturally, traded was actually more closeness. 至于绮丽阿姨嘛,虽然认真起来的时候比丽娜大姐更加成熟稳重,但是平时却有点喜欢作弄人,而且过于宠溺我了,再加上老是和拉斐尔斗嘴,见到妖月狼巫时,表情就像是小孩子看到碗里多了几块苦瓜,这样的绮丽阿姨,在我心目中失去了一份威严,当然,换来的却是更多的亲近感。 Mentioned the beautiful aunt...... not to know that she and Uncle Shassi, how Uncle Tugra Kov's experience, broke through, must find a time to ask that Akara was good, otherwise the beautiful aunt must be angry, said that I did not care about her. 说起绮丽阿姨……不知道她和沙希克大叔,图拉科夫大叔的历练怎么样了,到底突破了没有,得找个时间去问一问阿卡拉才行,不然绮丽阿姨又要生气,说我不关心她了。 Here is thinking, the distant place walks several person's shadows, 123, have three. 这边想着,远处又走来几道人影,一二三,足足有三道。 „Cousin meow ~~ ~” person has not seen clearly, the sound has passed on, brings the lively joyful tune, the petite perfect person's shadow swoops together, must perform the deeply moving brother and sister reunion picture shortly. “表哥喵~~~”人还未看清楚,声音就已经传至,带着轻快喜悦的腔调,一道娇小完美的人影飞扑上来,眼看就要上演感人肺腑的兄妹重逢画面。 My unemotional being sideways suddenly flashed, making the person who swooped pass over gently and swiftly from the side, collision staggering to an behind big tree, bang one, that was light/only hears cannot bear want to trace the frigid collision of forehead...... 冷不防的我面无表情的侧身一闪,让飞扑过来的人从身边掠过,踉踉跄跄的撞向身后的一颗大树,嘭的一声,那是光听到就忍不住想摸一摸额头的惨烈碰撞…… ... 。。。