*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** What's the matter, my some unclear premonitions, first are the fast-food restaurant arena of founder and colonel, is the magic performance of false mother, is the scenes that I do not want to meet. 怎么回事,我有一些不详的预感,先是教主和上校的快餐店斗兽场,然后是伪娘的魔术表演,都是我不想遇到的场面。 ...... Did this road fill roughly? 难道说……这条路充满了坎坷？ About looked at one, Ruth and are pulling my arm grinningly, is cheerful and lively, at this time, I am not really able „to be very dangerous this road, we trade a direction” such words to say. 左右看了一眼,西露丝和艾柯露笑嘻嘻的挽着我的胳膊,有说有笑,这时候,我实在无法将“这条路很危险,我们还是换一个方向吧”这样的话说出口。 Controls as a daughter, even if at this time went through fire or water, must continue, come, front enemy! 作为一名女儿控,这种时候就算是赴汤蹈火,也要继续走下去,来吧,前面的敌人！ „Yo, isn't this Brother Wu? Comes to come quickly quickly, joins our sheep Luoji party together.” “哟,这不是吴老弟吗？快过来快过来,一起加入我们羊骡鸡小队吧。” Is placed in the crowd unceasingly is thinking very cool POSE, was regarded by the audience is actually three people of groups that the ashamed PLAY performance surrounds, goes all out to brandish toward me. 不断在人群摆着自以为很酷的POSE,实则被观众当成是羞耻PLAY表演而围观的三人组,其中一个拼命朝我挥舞着手。 „High special orangutan, remembers eats meal tonight with Sister Lena, then......” “高特猩猩,今晚记得和丽娜大姐一起来吃饭吧,然后呢……” „Then?” The orangutan chief is very silly visits me very much naively. “然后呢？”猩猩局长很傻很天真的看着我。 „Then flies the sky end to me!” “然后给我飞到天空尽头吧！” A Pegasus meteor fist rumbles, three person's shadows were punched to fly the remote place like the top by me, turns into star light of space to vanish, along with that classics 【Good repugnant feeling】. 一记天马流星拳轰出,三道人影就像陀螺一样被我揍飞到了遥远的地方,变成天上的一点星光消失,伴随着那一句经典的【好讨厌的感觉】。 Snort , the successful solution a barrier, continued to go forward. 哼,又成功的解决掉了一个障碍,继续前进吧。 Front high-energy reaction! 前方高能反应！ Has not walked several steps, innumerable hair on my forehead sent out bi bi alarm sound. 没走几步,我额头上的无数根毛发发出了哔哩哔哩的警报声。 „Here walks!” “这边走！” I, amazingly quick is drawing Ruth and hides in nearby small lane, finds out half head to look around everywhere. 我咻一声,神速的拉着西露丝和艾柯露躲到了旁边的小巷子里面,探出半个脑袋四处张望。 Really, without a while, not far away presented three familiar sounds. 果然,没一会儿,不远处出现了三道熟悉声音。 Ral Doug and Gopher several, put arms around shoulders, enters the village to clamor to chat like the devil to walk loudly, particularly Doug, his big voice simply is in a bar kills, once opens fire full power, the entire bar almost only had his sound to make a sound, what hateful was, continuously this boy can also keep spurted on several hours of saliva, it is estimated that punctured the snake to see that it must grumble such as, covered the face tears to rush to go. 拉尔道格格夫几个,勾肩搭背的,像鬼子进村一样大声喧哗说笑着走过来,尤其是道格,他那大嗓门简直就是酒吧里的杀器,一旦全力开火,整个酒吧就几乎只剩下他的声音在响了,更让人可恨的是,这厮还能连续不停的喷上好几个小时的口水,估计刺蛇看到它都得自叹弗如,掩脸泪奔而去。 Knows that in the past why Tugra Dean that short winter melon, can give the fake artifact name that he makes with Doug saliva corner/horn such name? Was the Doug big voice is too famous. 知道当年为什么图拉丁那矮冬瓜,要以道格的口水角这样的名字给他制造的冒牌神器命名吗？实在是道格的大嗓门太出名了。 However this boy also knows that oneself voice is the crowd jeers the object, usually to will not open fire full power, causes the popular anger, others did not say, the light is his two 【Dear good brothers】 Perhaps, first will give to punch him. 不过这厮也知道自己的嗓门是群嘲对象,平时到也不会全力开火,引起众怒,别人不说,光是他的两个【亲爱的好兄弟】,或许就会第一个把他给揍了。 Even if so, his speaking voice is very big, making the tearing voice that Ral and Gopher still have to coordinate reply, was lucky is this, their dialogues, I hide the purity that can listen to here alley. 就算如此,他的说话声还是很大,让拉尔和格夫也不得不配合的扯开嗓门回答,多亏了是这样,他们的对话,我躲在这边小巷里能听的一清二楚。 „What does, a Wu boy family/home person does not have, did not say that he did come back last night?” “搞什么,吴小子家一个人都没有,不是说他昨晚回来了吗？” „Person does not have, the dog to has, that golden hair pug dog, do not let me meet it next time.” Somebody as if ate in dead dog there slightly owed, extremely angry saying. “人没有,狗到是有,那只金毛哈巴狗,下次别让我遇到它。”某人似乎在死狗那里吃了一点小亏,愤愤的说道。 „Ok, originally wants to ask him to go to the bar to be merry together, then can only abandon this boy, ahem, is he does not have that good fortune.” “算了,本来想找他一起去酒吧快活,这下只能撇下这小子了,哼哼,是他没那个福气。” „Boss Ral, you draw in the Wu boy just to want him to get into the water, making him help you scatter together cheat Aunt Lisa.” Saying of Doug jar sound jar air/Qi, this big mouth most likes doing uncovers others' short. “拉尔老大,你拉上吴小子只不过是想将他拖下水,让他帮你一起撒谎骗丽莎大嫂吧。”道格瓮声瓮气的说道,这大嘴巴最喜欢做的就是揭别人的短。 „Nonsense, will I be afraid Lisa? Which time goes to the bar I am not open and aboveboard.” Ral could not hang shamelessly. “胡说,我会害怕丽莎？哪次去酒吧我不是堂堂正正。”拉尔老脸挂不住了。 „After is goes back, open and aboveboard kneeling rubs the clothes board.” “是回去以后堂堂正正的跪搓衣板吧。” „Gopher, do you also want to betray me? Had forgotten our living and dying together years, is how happy?!” “格夫,你也想背叛我吗？难道已经忘记了我们那段同生共死的岁月,是多么美好吗？！” „The previous time is who advances the great hammer god of death me the tentacle point of attack, harms me one buttocks to do to hurt all day.” Overly cautious and prudent Gopher, throws the ice-cold look toward the team leader. “上次是谁把我推到巨锤死神的触手攻击点,害我一整天屁股都在作疼。”老实巴交的格夫,朝队长投去冰冷的眼神。 ? These fellows, had broken through Pandemonium Fortress not making a sound, went to the Harrogath region? Pretty good, these three bastards. 哦哦？这几个家伙,已经不声不响的突破了群魔堡垒,去到了哈洛加斯区域嘛？不赖嘛,这三个混蛋。 I listened by far, in the heart stares, heartfelt happy wants to say. 我远远的听了,心中一愣,由衷高兴的想道。 But the great hammer god of death Harrogath characteristics monster, is that type carries the minister to puncture, two arms insert toward the ground, will attack adventurer monster in not far away prominent two tentacles. 巨锤死神可是哈洛加斯的特色怪物,就是那种背部长刺,两根手臂往地上一插,会在不远处突出两根触手攻击冒险者的怪物。 By touching calling card that this monster searches to the words of buttocks, that is not quite wonderful, remembers me...... cough cough cough cough!!! 被这怪物探出来的触手刺到屁股的话,那可是相当不妙,记得我……咳咳咳咳！！！ Remembers that just arrived at Dark Continent, meets Ral the time, their level 11 second-level, at that time returned to the city the scroll is very precious, they did not hate to use, ran on the entire journey is returning to the camp, was lucky this, they can pouring pick on grassland me, had the following no moral integrity fool crown prince elder Druid Wu Fan story. 记得刚刚来到暗黑大陆,遇到拉尔他们的时候,他们的等级不过十一二级,那时候回城卷轴还很宝贵,他们舍不得用,就全程跑着回营地,也多亏了这样,他们才能把倒在草原上的我捡到,才有后面的无节操笨蛋亲王长老德鲁伊吴凡的故事。 Now, over the past 11 years. 如今,也过去11年了吧。 With they meet initially, they also are just experience about two years camp young rookies, in addition are these 11 years, altogether...... the gu ~~ 40 years? 和他们初遇的时候,他们也只不过是历练了两年左右的营地小菜鸟,加上这十一年,一共就是……咕~~四十年？ cough cough, digital anything's immaterial, in brief, according to the ordinary adventurer 4~5 year goes through customs a speed of region, their speeds have calculated that was very good, what is more commendable, they before were three people of teams, but other adventure party by four or five artificial lords. 咳咳,数字什么的无关紧要,总而言之,按照普通冒险者四五年通关一个区域的速度来看,他们的速度已经算很不错了,更难能可贵的是,他们以前都是三人的队伍,而其他冒险小队是以四或五人为主。 Do not look were only many two people, as if differs not in a big way, I draw an analogy, for example establishes completely the adventurer battle efficiency is 5, four people of adventure party, battle efficiency compared with three people of party strong over 50%, but five people of adventure party, the strength powerful 50% will continue compared with four people of adventure party. 别看只多了一个两个人,似乎相差不大,我就打个比方吧,比如说设定全部冒险者的战斗力都为五,一个四人的冒险小队,战斗力会比三人小队强五成以上,而五人的冒险小队,实力又会比四人的冒险小队强大50%不止。 Is bigger than two this laws besides one plus one, adventure party, has more population, means that this party class is possibly richer, can use more tactical approaches, these are manifestations of strength. 除了一加一大于二这个定律以外,一个冒险小队,拥有更多的人数,就意味着这个小队的职业可能越丰富,能够使用更多的战术手段,这些都是实力的体现。 But Ral party? Not only population only then three, but also the class aspect, is Paladin adds two Barbarian, is four limbs is completely developed, the simpleminded combination, is the close combat physics is powerful, but long-distance and output in magic is almost zero serious leaning branch team, such team experience is very dangerous, once because met monster of restraint close combat not to have idea, for example electricity beetle. 而拉尔小队呢？不但人数只有三个,而且职业方面,是一个圣骑士加两个野蛮人,完全就是一个四肢发达,头脑简单的组合,是近战物理强大,但远程和魔法方面的输出几乎为零的严重偏科队伍,这样的队伍历练是很危险的,因为一旦遇到克制近战的怪物就没辙了,比如说电甲虫。 However, they can actually combine with such three people, rushes to Kula Stee region forcefully, until almost arrived at model worker there, really cannot walk, hires the mercenary, such a foolishness makes one not probably give the thumbs-up, but in fact, although these three fellows' clever resembles only kitten before Aunt Lisa, however outside, where regardless of arrives, was regarded most Unique adventure party, other adventurer are not the fools, naturally can see they walk is not easy. 然而,他们却能凭着这样的三人组合,硬生生闯到库拉斯特区域,直至差不多到了劳模那里,实在走不下去了,才雇佣佣兵,这样一股傻劲让人不得竖起大拇指,而事实上,虽然这三个家伙在丽莎阿姨面前乖的像只小猫,但是在外头,无论去到哪里,都是被当成最精英的冒险小队,其他冒险者不是傻子,自然能看出他们一路走过来的不易。 cough cough, the topic ran away, now does not discuss Ral party strength time, for the time being continues to listen. 咳咳,话题脱缰了,现在可不是讨论拉尔小队的实力的时候,姑且继续听下去吧。 Was exploded pitiful Gopher of chrysanthemum by the great hammer god of death, in me that short distracted time, does not know a moment ago how to be flickered by Ral, is peaceful, no longer holds responsible, but three people of topics also return in the bar that waits for the meeting to go. 被巨锤死神爆了个菊的可怜格夫,在我刚才那短短的走神时间,不知道怎么被拉尔忽悠过去,安静下来,不再追究责任,而三人的话题也重新回到等会要去的酒吧上。 „I said, we first string together to supply, later after going back, Lisa asked can also have a view, did you look not?” “我说,我们先串好供,待会回去以后,丽莎问起也能有个说法,你们看是不？” previous moment also declared oneself is a household head, Aunt Lisa anything, power and prestige before the person, after the person , is actually a clever resembles kitten, so long as he light snort/hum, stops living in hand to pour the liquor to pound the back to him immediately, but the next moment, Ral this boy actually utterly shameless recognizing instigated. 前一刻还宣称自己是一家之主,丽莎阿姨什么的,在人前威风,人后却是乖巧的像一只小猫,只要他轻哼一声,就会立刻停下手中的活给他倒酒捶背,但是下一刻,拉尔这厮却死不要脸的认怂了。 „What Aunt Lisa scolded was you, was not we, why must help you conspire to get the story straight.” Doug is digging the nostril, a countenance of dead fellow daoist undying this poor Daoist. “丽莎大嫂骂的是你,又不是我们,为什么要帮你串供。”道格挖着鼻孔,一副死道友不死贫道的嘴脸。 „Do not forget that you are also the accessory culprits, in Lisa's method, you thinks that she can forgive to result in you?” Ral drinks loudly, a big hand finger/refers, how as if he is saying awe-inspiring words. “别忘记你们也是从犯,以丽莎的手段,你以为她能饶得了你们？”拉尔大声一喝,大手一指,仿佛他在说着如何正气凛然的话似的。 „In that case, I and Gopher string together to supply was enough.” “那样的话,我和格夫串好供就行了。” „This, we let us be the brothers?” “别这样,我们不是兄弟吗？” Ral one hear, instigated immediately, the wife manages strictly is the tragedy, like me, ahem, so long as cancels a colluding finger gently, Valise that puppy dog running over fast, the blushing ear that whatever I bully is red, docilely to the extreme. 拉尔一听,顿时又怂了,妻管严都是悲剧呀,像我,哼哼,只要轻轻勾一勾手指头,维拉丝那只小狗狗就会飞快的跑过来,任由我欺负的脸红耳赤,温顺到了极点。 Naturally, careful when things reach their extreme they turn back, allowing her to enter the flat-bottomed pan pattern...... I really to instigate that at that time was good. 当然,也得小心物极必反,让她进入平底锅模式……那时候我真得怂一怂才行。 The Ral three people of group that sides are one, nothing but pays money this petty minor matter to argue for whom, finally lost by Ral, as if seized the opportunity to blackmail several, a face defeats the appearance of cockerel, the mouth is muttering 【Knows early like this said anything must go to look the Wu boy, so long as got drunk oneself not to use a tip him】 In this case. 拉尔三人组那边又是一阵吧啦吧啦,无非是为谁付钱这种鸡毛蒜皮的小事争论,最后以拉尔告败,似乎被乘机敲诈了好几顿,一脸斗败公鸡的模样,嘴里喃喃着【早知道这样说什么也得去把吴小子找来只要把他灌醉自己就不用付酒钱了】这样的话。 Does Huo, get drunk me? 哦霍,把我灌醉？ I threw in the hand just to record Ral three strip all the memory crystals of dialogues, a face harbored evil intentions is staring at three people of going far away forms. 我抛着手中刚刚记录好了拉尔三条子所有对话的记忆水晶,一脸不怀好意的盯着三人远去的身影。 Since these fellows are unkind, do not blame my non- righteousness. 既然这些家伙不仁,就别怪我不义了。 It is not good, Ruth and in the side, I have not been able to make them fail to study. 不好,西露丝和艾柯露还在身边,我可不能让她们学坏。 Coughs several, I receive the memory crystal fast, leading them to continue to front strolls. 咳嗽几声,我飞快的收好记忆水晶,带着她们继续向前面逛去。 Walked not a far distance, suddenly, the princesses stop the footsteps, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe to look around everywhere, resembles is seeking for anything, then points at that side to say to me excitedly. 走了一段不远的路程,忽然,公主们停下脚步,踮起脚尖四处张望起来,似在寻找什么,然后指着那边对我兴奋地说道。 „Father father looks quickly, is there.” “爸爸爸爸快看,就是那里。” „Oh?” I complied with one, starts titanium alloy dog eye function looking straight ahead to go. “哦？”我应了一声,开启钛合金狗眼功能直视而去。 The treasure daughters choose this direction, to lead me comes to see the present thing? 宝贝女儿们选择这个方向,就是为了带我来看眼前的东西吗？ Looks from afar, I saw the two stage was built, the audience encircled one after another, but Ricken Hans as well as false mother these strange programs, were more popular. 远远看去,我看到了两个舞台被搭起来,观众围了一圈又一圈,可比里肯汉斯以及伪娘菲妮那些奇怪的节目,受欢迎多了。 Then makes sense, this is the true performance, these are the dishonest ways. 这才像话嘛,这才是真正的表演,那些都是邪门歪道。 I un un nod, continue to lead the way with easy-to-use flatter colored glaze, arrives in front of a stage, that is the pure natural forest stage that is revolved by the fresh flower and live wood. 我嗯嗯的点着头,继续用好用的阿琉斯开路,一路走到其中一个舞台前面,那是由鲜花和活木围绕起来的纯天然森林舞台。 , This is...... 哦哦哦,这是…… In the stage, I saw one crowd of graceful beautiful elves, is dancing lightly, that exquisite physique, neat consistent, just like a person in the dance of jumping, making one look at being crazy, could not bear voice the opinions, really worthily was the artistic race, the rank is different, contrasted the amateur performance of these circus troupe as well as roadside artist, beats child's rhythm completely. 舞台上,我看到了一群优雅美丽的精灵,在翩翩起舞,那优美的身姿,整齐一致,宛如一个人在跳的舞蹈,让人看了着迷,忍不住发出感叹,果然不愧是艺术种族,级别就是不同,对比那些马戏团以及路边艺人的业余表演,完全就是殴打小朋友的节奏。 We are also the same like most ordinary viewers, in watching that under the stage is crazy, the song dancing of elf clan, that only beautiful fresh style, in the coordination the elf graceful makings, indeed make one be infatuated, this inborn dance talent, simply like external. 我们也如同大多数普通观众一样,在台下着迷的观赏着,精灵族的歌舞乐,那唯美清新的风格,配合上精灵本身优雅的气质,的确让人陶醉不已,这种天生的歌舞天赋,简直就像开了外挂一样。 This reminds me of the ten big singing girls of elf clan, stands in elf clan peak they, how does the true strength make one be enchanted by? 这不由的让我又想起精灵族的十大歌姬,站在精灵族顶端的她们,真正的实力又是如何让人迷醉呢？ Naturally, ni pā knight, even if, she were too dangerous, I rather did not look that her performance is not willing to bump into her. 当然,咪啪骑士就算了,她太危险,我宁愿不看她的表演也不愿意碰上她。 „Ahem, what kind of, fool Wu, was shocked by this princess's masterpiece.” When my entire god invests looks, together accidental/surprised familiar sound sound. “哼哼,怎么样,笨蛋吴,被本公主的杰作惊呆了吧。”就在我全神投入看着的时候,一道意外的熟悉声音响了起来。 Well, where, is who? I looked at several looking all around, has not discovered the person, whisper that thought aloud 【Misunderstood probably】, Falls the vision to the stage on again. 咦,哪里,是谁？我东张西望的看了好几眼,没发现人,才自言自语的嘀咕一句【大概是听错了吧】,重新将目光落到舞台上面。 „Bastard, I here!” Tenderly what along with drinks the sound is the intense small calf ache. “混蛋,我在这里！”伴随着娇喝声的是强烈的小腿肚子疼痛。 Stupid, was too stupid! 愚蠢,太愚蠢了！ You think that I was am kicked is so long by three no princesses' princesses in vain? Kicks compared with the princess, the present attack exploded simply weakly! 你以为我是白白被三无公主的公主踢踢了那么久吗？比起公主踢,眼前的攻击简直弱爆了！ But is very sore the bastard!!!!! 但还是很疼啊混蛋！！！！！ I hold the small calf to jump, the vision stares to the chief criminal, fool elf princess girl Beja of diminutive poor breast. 我抱着小腿肚子一跳一跳,目光瞪向罪魁祸首,矮小贫乳的笨蛋精灵公主丫头贝雅。 „To be spanked your fool princess.” “想被打屁股吗你这笨蛋公主。” „Has the courage you to give a try fool Druid fool Wu.” “有胆子你试试看笨蛋德鲁伊笨蛋吴。” „Fool repeated the fool!” “笨蛋重复了笨蛋！” „You also repeated the fool fool!” “你也重复了笨蛋笨蛋！” „Said that others are the person of fool are the fools.” “说别人是笨蛋的人才是笨蛋。” „Fool said that others are the fools!” “笨蛋才说别人是笨蛋！” Two intense vision interweave the spark in the midair, I am staring at the opposite party with Beja stubbornly, the unceasing turning circle circle, two swing unceasingly, presented the illusion of Azure Dragon and white tiger in us behind respectively, sees the war to be ready to be set off, the world the chaos, will soon will no longer be a nation at the appointed time, people have no means to make a living, the land yowled, the heaven cried, the gods fell from the sky, the world collapsed, the universe exploded, Pangu opened the day. 两道激烈的目光在半空交织出火花,我和贝雅死死盯着对方,不断转着圈圈,两手不断摆动,在我们身后各自出现了青龙和白虎的幻象,眼看大战一触即发,天下即将大乱,届时国将不国,民不聊生,大地恸哭,苍天落泪,众神陨落,世界崩溃,宇宙爆炸,盘古开天。 At this moment, coughs to resound lightly, I have turned head, saw the guardian Lyman elder in Beja, walked from the crowd slowly. 就在这时,一声轻咳响起,我回过头,看到了贝雅的监护人莱曼长老,缓缓从人群里走了过来。 „Beja your highness, under big crowd of people, highly improper.” He first advised one gently, the tone is kind, has the might, immediately makes Beja law-abiding. “贝雅殿下,大庭广众之下,成何体统。”他先是轻轻劝告了一句,语气和蔼,却颇有威力,立刻就让贝雅安分下来了。 The vision changes to me, Lyman elder hehe smiled. 目光转到我这边,莱曼长老呵呵的笑了起来。 „Who I said am, can make our Beja your highness so quickly catch up, originally is every elder, this morning just heard the news that you come back, without thinking that can see above quickly.” “我说是谁,能让我们的贝雅殿下如此急忙赶过来,原来是凡长老,今早才刚刚听闻你回来的消息,没想到那么快就能见上面了。” „Yes, Grandpa Lyman , is your health long time no see good?” I also stop creating a disturbance with Beja hastily, toward this old person good a younger generation ritual. “是的,莱曼爷爷,好久不见了,您的身体还好吗？”我也连忙停下和贝雅的打闹,朝这位老人行了一个晚辈礼。 „Good, has Beja your highness to toss about daily, thinks that is not good is not good.” “好,有贝雅殿下天天折腾,想不好也不行。” „Grandpa Lyman, my where has.” The protest that Beja is not glad said. “莱曼爷爷,我哪有。”贝雅不乐意的抗议道。 „Added, this time is not you make.” Lyman stared Beja one, on the mouth blamed, in the eye was actually the meaning of full spoiling. “还说,这次不就是你闹出来的。”莱曼瞪了贝雅一眼,嘴上责备,眼睛里却是满满的溺爱之意。 „I will just perform to take to make everyone ahead of time appreciate.” Beja knows to have the mistake, the sound was smaller. “我只不过是提前将表演拿出来让大家欣赏罢了。”贝雅自知有错,声音小了很多。 Ahead of time? 提前？ I looked at stage one, is it possible that present performance, is the elf clan planned that at program that the god birthday takes? I said that even the elf clan, the performance on stage was too still specialized, not probably amateur artist. 我看了舞台一眼,莫非现在的表演,是精灵族这边打算在神诞日拿出来的节目？我就说嘛,就算是精灵族,台上的表演也太专业了,一点也不像是业余的艺人。 However, why this fool Duke mainly placed with the god birthday's program performed at this time, even if she were a fool, will not make this unfounded foolish matter. 不过,为什么这笨蛋公主要拿神诞日的节目放在这时候表演呢,就算她是个笨蛋,也不会做出这种毫无理由的蠢事吧。 Looked at another stage in not far away, suddenly, I as if thought through the reason...... 看了一眼不远处的另外一个舞台,忽然间,我似乎想通了原因…… ...( To be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to come beginning ( qidian.com ) to cast the recommendation ticket and monthly ticket, your support, is I biggest power.) 。。。(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来起点(qidian.com)投推荐票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)