******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** „Being busy at me to is not does not want to help, but......” has a look at Tiya, has a look at Princess amulet, I very helpless peak draws out the shoulder. “忙我到不是不想帮,只是……”看看蒂亚,又看看项链公主,我很是无奈的耸起肩膀。 „But how I do not know help, wants me to make temporary body anything, like suddenly suddenly makes me imitate the monkey, does not have the clue.” “但是我不知道怎么帮,要我做临时身体什么的,就像冷不防的忽然让我模仿猴子一样,根本毫无头绪呀。” Right, such a saying, can confirm that I was not the monkey your bastard Princess amulet! 没错,这样一说,就能够证实我不是猴子了你这混蛋项链公主！ „To you, not thing like instinct? The monkey is unable to imitate the monkey, must stupidly to what degree, even in the monkey probably is still stupidest.” Princess amulet venomous tongue likely machine gun opens fire toward me. “对于你来说,不是像本能一样的东西吗？猴子无法模仿猴子,到底是要笨到什么程度,即使在猴子里面大概也是最笨的吧。”项链公主的毒舌像机关枪似的朝我开火。 „Quarrelled, could not achieve cannot achieve, I was not the monkey!” The suggestion is invalid, I am swinging the leg, was gradually approached amulet by own toe, threatens. “吵死了,做不到就是做不到,我不是猴子！”暗示无效,我摇摆着腿,让自己的脚趾头逐渐逼近项链,以示威胁。 If not Tiya must wear on the neck, I have used the foot to clamp it, threw the sewer. 如果不是蒂亚还要戴在脖子上,我早就用脚丫将它夹起来,扔到下水道去了。 „Actually, if not want to stay in amulet, other means.” Thinks, I put forward a compromise proposal. “其实,如果只是不想呆在项链里,还有其他办法吧。”想了想,我提出一个折中的建议。 „For example like the small spirit, turned into the spirit to be good this goods simply, was very simple.” “比如说像小幽灵一样,干脆将这货变成幽灵就好了,很简单吧。” „It is not good, such Nana will disappear quickly.” Tiya shakes the head hastily, impediment of my such decision will for fear that say. “不行,这样娜娜会很快消失的。”蒂亚连忙摇头,生怕我会就这么决定似的阻止道。 „Ellis is special, how long the ordinary spirit will unable to live to dissipate.” “爱丽丝是特别的,普通幽灵根本活不了多久就会消散。” „That arrives is also......” I, as soon as taps the head, remembered this setting. “那到也是……”我一拍脑袋,想起了这个设定。 The spirit is unable to stay for a long time, because they do not have the means supplementary energy, the small spirit is most special, can supplement through diamond, now also one breath elf clan the heart of sacred object —— Saint tree eating, if consumes the survival energy merely, perhaps enough has made her live next unknown age's the war of original sin even is The Eternal Conflict. 幽灵是无法呆长久的,因为它们没办法补充能量,只有小幽灵最特别,可以通过钻石补充,现在还一口气把精灵族的圣物——圣树之心给吃下去了,如果仅仅只是消耗生存能量的话,或许已经足够让她活到下一个未知年代的原罪之战甚至是末日之战。 In brief, turns into the spirit the means to give up, although I am not feeling well this always to complain my Princess amulet, but cannot push down the fiery pit her. 总之,变成幽灵的办法还是放弃吧,虽然我不爽这老是吐槽自己的项链公主,但是也不能把她推下火坑。 „Then the words, hung it on the dead dog simply were good, even if did not leave amulet, can't experience to the different world?” Statement next suggestion that I secretly titter. “那么的话,干脆把它挂在死狗身上好了,就算不离开项链,不是也能见识到不同的世界？”我暗地里偷笑的提出下一个建议。 Princess amulet and dead dog, although seems like the relations that eight bamboo poles cannot hit, but always felt subtle appropriate, this combination, thinks to look at —— 项链公主和死狗,虽然看起来好像是八竿子打不着的关系,但总觉得微妙的合适呢,这个组合,想想看—— In the ancient times Princess Horadric, valiant riding conducted the back in the golden quiff Capital pug-dog, foot treads deep green grassland, dashed about wildly under the deep blue sky, the oath must hold the excrement with the branch present powerful enemy —— one, wore cap, always shows the bright smile, liked opening the big eyeglasses lovable little girl of both hands to overthrow in running. 古代赫拉迪克公主,英姿飒爽的骑在金色卷毛京巴狗背上,脚踏碧绿草原,在湛蓝的天空底下狂奔,誓要将眼前的强敌——一个用树枝捅着米田共,头戴帽子,总是露出灿烂笑容,喜欢在奔跑的时候张开双手的大眼镜可爱小女孩打倒。 The danger, will die! 危险啊,会没命的！ „Monkey is thinking the disrespectful matter.” Where does not know exposes weaknesses, opposite that 386 as if detected that anything, in the sound revealed an extremely angry mood slightly. “猴子又在想失礼的事情了。”不知道哪里露出了破绽,对面那台386似乎察觉到了什么,声音里稍微露出了一丝愤愤的情绪。 Afraid, my numerous cough several, look at Tiya. 心虚了一下,我重重的咳嗽几声,看着蒂亚。 „Good, I indeed could not think of any good way, but made me come to her to make the temporary body, was not the means that could not achieve cannot achieve.” “好吧,我的确是想不到什么好办法了,但是让我来给她做临时身体,也不是办法,做不到就是做不到。” „A little is indeed difficult , probably only then a person can achieve, this matter.” “的确有点困难,不过呢,大概只有凡凡一个人才能做到哦,这种事情。” „Correct, is not in the situation of non- having no other choice but, no one will choose to make the monkey help.” Princess amulet echoes to say. “正解,不到非不得已的地步,没有人会选择让猴子帮忙。”项链公主附和道。 „ahh, your fellow, asks others for help also dares to use such rampant tone!” I got angry, but thinks of anything immediately, flashes through plot numerous villainous smile sounds at heart fast, the complexion relaxes. “啊啊啊,你这家伙,求人还敢用这么嚣张的语气！”我怒了,但是随即想到什么,心里飞快闪过一丝阴谋重重的奸笑声,脸色缓和下来。 „Doesn't matter, so long as I can achieve, helping one this fellows be also indifferent, I was good Druid, in the world could not find compared with I better person again.” “没关系,只要我能做到,帮一帮这家伙也无所谓,我可是善良的德鲁伊,天底下再也找不到比我更善良的人了。” The words just became quiet, side hears hey one, then, the weight of shoulder increases suddenly. 话才刚刚落音,旁边传来嘿一声,然后,肩膀的重量陡然增加。 „Good fool Wu !” Above the top of the head transmits the Beja girl arrogant voice. “善良的笨蛋吴号,出发！”头顶上方传来贝雅丫头傲气十足的声线。 „Thinks on short one foot the dwarf princess?” I the violent walk immediately, this fellow, dares to ride unexpectedly on my shoulder, this is the treasure daughters' special place! “想矮上一尺吗矮子公主？”我顿时暴走,这家伙,竟然敢骑在我的肩膀上,这可是宝贝女儿们的专座！ „, Added nicely, swindler Wu.” Beja is casting aside the small mouth, drew about my two sides ears to swing several, jumped down. “切,还说善良呢,骗子吴。”贝雅撇着小嘴,拉着我两边的耳朵左右摇了几下,才跳下来。 „Good was not equal to that was bullied must swallow an insult.” “善良不等于被欺负了也要忍气吞声。” I thought it is necessary to tell Beja this cultivating the behavior truth, the good person, not necessarily is the person who good to bully, you have a look at small merpeople Egypt Liya, is good, is harmless, do you bully her to have a look? Her father harpoon dies you not to know on the fork. 我觉得有必要告诉贝雅这个做人的道理,善良的人,不一定就是好欺负的人,你看看小人鱼埃丽雅,多善良,多无害,你去欺负她看看？她老爸一鱼叉就叉死你知道不。 „Such is senseless, a meaning does not have, is fool Wu is quite interesting, the time of bullying.” Beja as if very disappointed appearance. “那样多无趣呀,一点意思都没有,还是笨蛋吴比较有意思,欺负起来的时候。”贝雅似乎很失望的样子。 „......” “……” This hateful girl, really wants to replace Aalto Liya to spank her. 这可恶的丫头,真想代替阿尔托莉雅打她的屁股。 „Serious approval.” “严重赞同。” „Approves of your younger sister!” “赞同你妹！” „Monkey cannot understand the logical expression, I do not have the younger sister!” “猴子听不懂人话么,我没有妹妹！” ...... …… „Returns to the proper topic, Tiya, you planned how makes me help this fellow make the temporary body?” Thinks that the gloomy idea of innermost feelings, I bore the flaming anger a moment ago, asked to Tiya. “言归正传,蒂亚,你打算让我怎么帮这家伙做临时身体？”想到刚才内心的阴暗想法,我忍住熊熊怒火,向蒂亚问道。 „Very simple.” Smiles to visit me to fight two princess's Tiya, at this time smiles is brighter, lowers the head looks in inventory, puts out a metal outward appearance quickly the sphere, the surface smooth is incomparable, is glittering the high-tech sense of reality ice-cold ray. “很简单哦。”笑看着我大战两位公主殿下的蒂亚,此时笑的更加灿烂,低头在物品栏里找了找,很快拿出一块金属外观的圆球,表面光滑无比,闪烁着高科技质感的冰冷光芒。 „With this thing?” “用这玩意？” „Un, as the core of temporary body, otherwise, Nana does not have the means and temporary body fusion, controls the body.” “嗯,作为临时身体的核心,不然的话,娜娜是没办法和临时身体融合,控制身体。” „Since there is this thing, why also wants me to help?” As if the quest not difficult appearance, I relax, immediately asked. “既然有了这东西,为什么还要我帮忙？”似乎任务并不难的样子,我松了一口气,随即问道。 „Because the body needs to manufacture.” “因为身体需要凡凡来制作。” „Why needs me?” “为什么需要我？” „Temporary body, must by the powerful mental power manufacture, lets the body fill mental power every inchs, can let Nana better integration, has of soul magic, mental power more adaptive Nana.” “临时的身体,必须以强大的精神力制作,让身体的每一寸都充满精神力,才能让娜娜更好的融入,拥有灵魂魔法的凡凡,精神力更加适配娜娜。” „The words that...... spoke like this, did not have the means to decline probably.” Always thought that words of Tiya, sounding like the telephone cheating is the same, in the boundless several hundreds of millions people, you are that only one by one a person who meets the winning condition, congratulates you, quickly remits money, only needs 1000 Yuan earnest money, valued at 100,000 Yuan bold ritual to deliver to main house gate immediately! “呃……这样说的话,好像没办法推辞了。”总觉得蒂亚的话,听起来像是电话诈骗一样,茫茫数亿人之中,你就是那唯一一个符合得奖条件的人,恭喜你,赶快汇款吧,只需一千元的保证金,价值十万元的豪礼就会立刻送到家门口！ „Good, I give a try, but how you must teach me to do, to be honest I have no clue.” Since is the request of Tiya, I cannot certainly disregard. “好吧,我试试看,不过你得教我怎么做,老实说我还是没什么头绪。”既然是蒂亚的请求,我当然不能无视。 „First, we must find to be used to manufacture the suitable material of temporary body.” “首先,我们要找到用来制作临时身体的适合材料。” „? What material wants?” I look at Tiya curiously, certainly is very precious thing, do I have? “哦？要什么材料？”我好奇的看着蒂亚,一定是很贵重的玩意吧,我这有吗？ „What.” Tiya looks around, by one 【Gives me to come anything casually】 The manner expression, replied like this. “什么都可以。”蒂亚东张西望,以一副【随便给我来点什么】的神态表情,这样回答道。 I: „......” 我:“……” The Tiya baby shoe, you determined that you don't come to sexually harass especially my? 蒂亚童鞋,你确定你不是特地过来调戏我的？ „How then...... makes a mud?” My unemotional is pointing at outside. “那么……弄点泥巴如何？”我面无表情的指着外面。 „Aren't the mud words a little...... very frail? Takes a walk slightly will break.” Tiya puzzles visits me. “泥巴的话就有点……不是很脆弱吗？稍微走动就会散架吧。”蒂亚困扰的看着我。 „Then...... wood/blockhead.” I came one to try to bring two ill-matched sides together, originally thinks that Tiya becomes will puzzle, never expected that she actually at present one bright. “那么……木头吧。”我又来了一记乱点鸳鸯谱,本来以为蒂亚会变得更加困扰,没想到她却眼前一亮。 „Right, the wood/blockhead, chooses the wood/blockhead.” “没错,木头,就选木头吧。” I the speechless vision will fall to amulet on. 我将无语的目光落到项链上。 That...... Princess amulet, you determined you yesterday evening, what without making angered the matter of Tiya? 那个……项链公主,你确定你昨天晚上,没有做出什么惹怒蒂亚的事情？ „Confirmation material, the lumber, is easy the shape to carve, the dependability is still permissible, is completely appropriate as the test piece.” Who would imagine, Princess amulet also untender echoed one. “确认材料,木材,易于形状雕琢,坚固度尚可,作为试验品完全合适。”岂料,项链公主也毫无感情的附和了一句。 This two fool ate the wrong thing last night, ate the brain badly. 这两个笨蛋昨晚吃错东西,把脑子吃坏了吧。 Wait, test piece? 等等,试验品？ I as if heard what crucial words and expressions. 我似乎听到了什么关键性的词语。 „Yes, is the test piece.” Detected that my look change, Tiya answered with a smile. “是哦,是试验品。”察觉到我的神色变化,蒂亚笑着解释道。 „By mental power of shapeshift monster moon/month Wolf witch, I calculated, the temporary body that makes, can use probably for about a month, later made one, so long as the core were all right, the body can replace momentarily.” “以凡凡变身妖月狼巫的精神力,我计算了一下,做出来的临时身体,大概能用一个月左右吧,之后就得重新做一个了,只要核心没事,身体随时都可以替换。” ...... In other words, can understand, the core is a controller, my mental power is quite therefore battery same existence, moreover replacement -able battery, the battery did not use up, must pull out the core, has made a body? 呃……也就是说,可以这么理解,核心是控制器,我的精神力则是相当于是电池一样的存在,而且还是不可更换式电池,电池用完了,就得掏出核心,重新弄过一具身体？ I a little understood, no wonder Princess amulet do not care, this temporary body can replace in any case momentarily , like clothes/armor, is not good to throw. 我有点理解了,难怪连项链公主都不在乎,反正这具临时身体随时可以替换,就跟衣服一样,不好就扔呗。 „Before then, you were growing what pitiful look, must make me look at one, makes the appearance well.” Just wants to begin, the new issue came. “不过在这之前,你原来到底是长着什么熊样,总得让我看一眼,才好作出模样吧。”正想动手,新问题又来了。 Seeing Princess amulet is silent, appearance that does not want to speak, I look to Tiya. 见项链公主沉默不语,一副不想说话的样子,我看向蒂亚。 „I do not know that Nana has what appearance, in the book is the concerned Yu Na na record, but does not have the picture, even if there is, still has turned yellow obsoletely, cannot look.” Tiya swings begins. “我也不知道娜娜长得什么模样,书里是有关于娜娜的记载,但是没有图片,就算有,也已经发黄老旧了,看不出来。”蒂亚摇起了头。 „Hey, you to speak words.” I have turned head, am staring Princess amulet. “喂,你到是说句话呀。”我回过头,瞪着项链公主。 Wants the words of body, told me you to have what appearance on the little darling, in any case either was robust, either was the thin bone such as the firewood, like this venomous tongue princess, ahem. 想要身体的话,就乖乖告诉我你长得什么模样,反正要么是虎背熊腰,要么是瘦骨如柴吧,像这种毒舌公主,哼哼。 „Rejects......” some little time, transmits the afraid to say a word two character from amulet. “驳回……”好一会儿,才从项链里传来吞吞吐吐的两个字。 „Ha? What rejects, you to were said that why?” Very rare, the pursue rigorous artificial intelligence princess, only gave an answer everywhere, but did not explain the reason. “哈？驳回什么,你到是说呀,为什么？”很少见的,处处追求严谨的人工智能公主,只给出了一个答案,而不解释原因。 „Does not have the means......” some little time, inside broadcasts the sound, seems handling any afraid matter, the sound is moving fast with especially flustered. “没有办法……”好一会儿,里面又传来声音,似乎在做着什么心虚的事情,声音格外飘忽和慌张。 Is lying, this tone, is certainly lying! 在说谎吧,这副口吻,一定是在撒谎吧！ The eyeball rumble a revolution, I smiled: „Right, didn't you excel at the fluctuation contour? When the first test, turned into Beja, even I have not distinguished immediately with Tiya, therefore to you, changes your original appearance, is actually a very simple matter.” 眼珠子咕噜一转,我笑了起来:“对了,你不是擅长变幻外形吗？在第一个考验的时候,也变成了贝雅,连我和蒂亚都没有立刻分辨出来,所以对于你来说,变出你原来的模样,其实是一件很简单的事情吧。” „wū!” My these words center bullseye, the opposite party exuded one to call out in grief probably. “呜！”我这番话好像正中红心了,对方发出一声悲鸣。 „If possible, makes us look that a gentle appearance is quite good, moreover I also want to know.” Tiya also secondary attack in side. “如果可以的话,还是让我们看一眼娜娜的外貌比较好哦,而且我也很想知道。”蒂亚也在旁边助攻。 „Can...... the energy...... the undercapacity......” this flustered, afraid tone, very obviously, opposite party in mouth reckless. “能……能量……能量不足……”这慌张的,心虚的语气,很显然,对方又在口胡了。 „How many will not waste, haven't I complied to help you look for the way of supplementary energy? Do not care about this small consumption.” I narrow the eyes to focus, press on step by step. “不会浪费多少吧,我不是已经答应了帮你找补充能量的方式吗？不要在意这点小消耗。”我眯着眼,步步紧逼。 This Princess amulet, is oneself appearance is it possible that long too ugly, does not dare to expose, said...... 这项链公主,莫非是自己的模样长得太难看,不敢展露出来,还是说…… Said, is shy? 还是说,在害羞？ „Not to the reason that the monkey looks at!” Facing my words, the tone of this goods strongly is only rampant immediately. “没有给猴子看的理由！”只面对我一个人的话,这货的口吻立刻就强硬嚣张起来了。 „Do not say like this, looked will not be pregnant!” “别这样说,看一眼又不会怀孕！” „Monkey...... the words of monkey, will be pregnant, will be pregnant absolutely!” “猴……猴子的话,会怀孕,绝对会怀孕的！” „ahh, I knew, does not look to me, what then makes me not to manage.” I put out trump card. “啊啊,我知道了,不给我看是吧,那么做成什么样我可不管。”我拿出杀手锏。 „As you like then, in any case is only the temporary body.” The opposite party said that my threat exploded weakly. “随你的便,反正只是临时身体。”对方表示我的威胁弱爆了。 „I am not rare, you can also be long Bidia to be attractive, perhaps even the Beja girls cannot compare.” “我就不稀罕了,你还能长得比蒂亚好看,说不定连贝雅丫头都比不上。” „...... I...... I am only ordinary...... Nana...... Nana will be definitely more attractive than me.” The Tiya feeling pleased shyness lowers the head. “凡凡……我……我只是普普通通……娜娜……娜娜肯定会比我好看的。”蒂亚喜滋滋的害羞低下头。 „What is called 【Perhaps even/including】, This your highness where is unattractive, where could not compare Tiya!” Beja little girl glowers. “什么叫做【说不定连】,本殿下哪里不好看了,哪里比不上蒂亚了！”贝雅小丫头怒目而视。 „Stature, chest.” I looked at her one eyes lightly, honest brave, being unafraid of death puts out this two character. “个子,胸部。”我淡淡的瞄了她一眼,诚实勇敢,视死如归的吐出这两个字。 Then, under the angry iron fist of Beja heroical poured. 然后,在贝雅的愤怒铁拳下壮烈的倒下去了。 „Here, quick arrived.” The mage association range, leaves home in a quite far forest, is walking three person's shadows. “这边,很快就到了。”法师公会范围,离家颇远的一处森林中,行走着三道人影。 Referred to front, I said to the behind two princess girls. 指了指前面,我对身后的两位公主丫头说道。 In a while, the present line of sight suddenly sees the light. 没过多久,眼前的视线豁然开朗。 A stretch of fresh pleasant spatial lawn appeared before everyone, but, this rare good place as if to encounter the unprecedented environment destruction, all around was cut the wooden stake that remained everywhere, the unstab trees, piece by piece seemed like had been cut the disorderly wood/blockhead, scattered in all directions on the ground. 一片清新宜人的空草地出现在了大家面前,只不过,这处难得的好地方似乎遭到了前所未有的环境破坏,四周到处都是被砍剩的木桩,还有东倒西歪的树木,一块一块看似被切割过的凌乱木头,四散在地上。 It seems like the saw mill, the lumber processing mill and so on place. 看起来就像锯木厂,木材加工厂之类的地方。 „Here is......” “这里是……” „My processing factory, affected, but you first group of guests, Valise they do not know here.” My favorite throwing out the chest chest cavity, said. “我的加工厂,感动吧,你们可是第一批客人,连维拉丝她们都不知道这儿。”我得意的挺了挺胸膛,说道。 „Your?” Beja was skeptical. “你的？”贝雅表示怀疑。 „Isn't my or your?” eye rolled, to increase the persuasive power, I arrive at the one by one wooden short stool of only open area central place to sit down, two operate fast, pēng pēng clang clang several, the finished-products appeared in the hand together. “不是我的还是你的？”翻了个白眼,为了增加说服力,我来到空地中央处的唯一一张木制矮凳子坐下,两手飞快运作,砰砰锵锵几声,一块完成品就出现在了手中。 Only the rectangle plank adds on a wood/blockhead long , frequently can see on the park lawn, above writes 【Forbids to step into, offender fines】 Three large characters the thing of similar caution wooden sign. 仅有一块长方型木板加上一个木头长柄,经常能在公园草地上面看到,上面写着【禁止踏入,违者罚款】三个大字的类似警示木牌的玩意。 „This is......” “这是……” So crude plank sign, lets Tiya and Beja together stares the big beautiful eye, the shock. 一块如此简陋的木板牌,却让蒂亚和贝雅瞪大美目,震惊不已。 Looks a little looks familiar, right, this is listed as writing boards of camp eight big inconceivable —— rag doll Sir bear! 看着有点眼熟吧,没错,这就是被列为营地八大不可思议之一的——布偶熊大人的写字板！ ******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** The loved weekend lax series, the tomorrow's 7000 characters make up, asking everyone many to recommend the ticket and monthly ticket to the point.( To be continued. 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