******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** little girl this rests, is enough two days, particularly Beja, rests does not have the shape not to have the resembles, worked to do one in the field with the delicate young lady to resemble all day. 小丫头们这一睡,就是足足两天,尤其是贝雅,睡的没形没像,跟弱不禁风的大小姐在田里干活干了一整天似的。 Beforehand explained, I have not run in her room to peep, on the contrary is this fool princess, blurry that rests, is hugging her beloved 【Beiji】, After getting out of bed finishes attending the restroom, directly on drill to my room. 事先说明,我可没有跑她房间里去偷窥,反倒是这笨蛋公主,睡的迷迷糊糊,抱着她心爱的【贝吉】,起床上完厕所后,直接就钻到我的房间里了。 At that time, I with the small spirit gear hobbing machine, am enjoying the rare two people of time exactly, was pushed the door to come to look by her suddenly, almost directly frightening that anything. 那时候,我恰好在和小幽灵滚床,享受难得的二人时间,冷不防就被她推门进来瞧了个正着,差点直接给吓得那啥了。 Fortunately, this fool princess is almost the sleepwalk same condition, is narrowing the eyes, completely without detecting in the room is performing the children not suitable matter, is holding her hugging pillow puppet, fuzzy drilled. 幸运的是,这笨蛋公主几乎是梦游一样的状态,眯着双眼,完全没有察觉到房间里正在上演少儿不宜的事情,抱着她的抱枕玩偶,模模糊糊的就钻了上来。 I and small spirit speechless far eye, really do not know that the ancestors made what evil, can run into Beja girl funny guy. 我和小幽灵都无语远目了,真不知道上辈子做了什么孽,才能遇到贝雅丫头这种活宝。 cough cough, this is the interlude does not raise for the time being. 咳咳,这是插曲暂且不提。 In brief, arrives at the Horadric clan, but also misses the 4~5 day, just full two moon/month. 总之,来到赫拉迪克族,还差个四五天,就刚好满两个月了。 Although the small fox referred to the classics at that time, obtains the small black coal to awaken the two moon/month later probably, that side the yellow piece maidservant, will also transmit the information every several days, to me reported that the situation of small black coal, now also calculates normally all. 虽说小狐狸当时引经据典,测得小黑炭大概会在两个月后觉醒,黄段子侍女那边,每隔几天也会传来情报,向我报告小黑炭的情况,现在还算一切正常。 But who said that does not permit this night of demon to awaken, can be what appearance, has what special indication, must go back several days ahead of schedule, prepares completely safe being good. 但谁也说不准这夜魔觉醒,会是什么样子,有什么特别的征兆,总得提前几天回去,做好万全的准备才行。 I was deliberately considering after and other Tiya and Beja wake up, on most dull day of times, lead them to return to Rogue Encampment again. 我寻思着等蒂亚和贝雅醒来以后,最多再呆上一天的功夫,就带她们回罗格营地。 However before then, a matter must first clarify. 不过在此之前,还有一件事情必须先弄清楚。 Tiya spent that big time, puts back into such a skewer of suspicious amulet laboriously, has what relations with the Horadric block, no, even are not related still, in brief a display function is at least good, cannot disappoint the effort of Tiya. 蒂亚花了那么大的功夫,辛辛苦苦弄回这么一串可疑的项链,到底和赫拉迪克方块有什么关系,不,就算没有关系也可以,总之至少得发挥点作用才行,不能辜负了蒂亚的努力。 I decided that once discovered that this goods are completely useless, sold to the circus troupe it, said no matter how, amulet or value that money can speak. 我决定了,一旦发现这货完全没用,就把它卖给马戏团,不管怎么说,能说话的项链还是值点钱的。 Brings the idea of like this planning carefully, after Tiya and Beja wake up, we hold court again. 带着这样精打细算的想法,等蒂亚和贝雅醒来后,我们再次开庭。 The judge is I and Princess two the girl, sits in a circle at a round table, looks at the criminal on table, nameless does not have the surname, only then Nana such sticky and greasy greasy name suspicious amulet. 判官是我和两个公主丫头,围坐在一张圆桌旁,看着桌上的犯人,无名无姓,只有娜娜这么一个粘腻腻的称呼的可疑项链。 „Resistance severely, goes home to celebrate the new year, leniency to those who confess, the firm foundation puts on.” “抗拒从严,回家过年,坦白从宽,牢底坐穿。” I first deep chanting in a low voice, draw in all window blinds, making the ray in room dim, then pulls out the preparation for a long time flashlight magic lamp from the bosom, holds up high, the straight photo falls on amulet, to increase criminal innermost feelings pressure, making it know that lies dire consequence that conceals. 我先深沉的低吟上一句,拉上所有的窗帘,让屋内的光线昏暗下来,再从怀里掏出准备已久的手电筒型魔法灯,高高举起,笔直照落在项链上面,以增加犯人内心的压力,让它知道撒谎隐瞒的可怕后果。 „Significance is unclear.” “意义不明。” „Fool, you said like this, others will not say the truth.” “笨蛋,你这样说,别人岂不是更不会把实话说出来。” Encounters complaining of amulet, has not thought of even of a Beja judges, abandons immediately throws secretly clearly...... is not right, is the pearl throws...... cough cough secretly, in brief, cannot count on that she can apply. 遭到项链的吐槽也罢,没想到连判官之一的贝雅,也立刻弃暗投明……不对,是明珠投暗……咳咳,总而言之,不能指望她能派上用场了。 The light intensification that my numerous cough several, will hold up, then, shows the kind smile. 我重重的咳嗽几声,将举起的灯光加亮,然后,露出和蔼的笑容。 „Relaxing, should not be anxious, we do not bring the pressure on you, but wants to make you recall, in your family that year old mother, come, the belly was hungry, first this bowl of pork chop rice serveds with meat and vegetable topping that were full of the gentle maternal love ate said again.” “放松,别紧张,我们并不是要给你施加压力,只是想让你回想一下,你家中那年迈的老母亲,来,肚子饿了吧,先把这碗充满慈祥母爱的猪排盖浇饭吃了再说吧。” I made the small spirit yesterday to my boiling noodles, again hot, advances in front of Nana. 我将小幽灵昨天做给我的煮面条,重新热了一下,推到娜娜面前。 „Examination object —— category, food ; The systematic name, cooks the noodles ; The laying aside time approximately 15 hours, have send the rancid phenomenon slightly ; Ingredient determination, non-toxic, flavor level, the low first-level, initial result determines to be touchable, but, surveys 56 high degree of hardness physical existences from inside, ingredient doubtful diamond, the feed process needs extremely vigilantly.” “检测物体——类别,食物;学名,煮面条;放置时间约15小时,有轻微发馊现象;成分判定,无毒,味道等级,低下一级,初步结果判定为可食用,但,从里面探测到五十六颗高硬度物质存在,成分疑似钻石,进食过程需要万分警惕。” I: „......” 我:“……” Tiya: „......” 蒂亚:“……” Beja: „......” 贝雅:“……” ! This goods, have not thought that really also has this savage function. 啧！这货,没想到竟然还有这种凶残的功能。 I trace am still sending the sore front tooth, pounded the mouth, disappointed will cook the noodles to receive. 我摸了摸还在发疼的门牙,砸了砸嘴,失望的将煮面条收了起来。 An idea is inadequate, I have the second plan. 一计不成,我还有第二种方案。 „Nana yo......” is enduring the whole body goosebumps, I am summoning the name of opposite party kindly. “娜娜喲……”忍着浑身的鸡皮疙瘩,我亲切的呼唤着对方的名字。 „Remembers before you, has said that can regard your main body amulet temporarily, after we come back, guessed, is it possible that actually your genuine main body is not amulet, but is you lodges inside amulet?” “记得你之前说过,可以暂时将项链当成你的本体,我们回来后猜测了一下,莫非,其实你的真正本体并不是项链,只不过是你寄宿在项链里头？” „Absolutely correct.” Really, our guesses right, the opposite party completely affirmed all of a sudden, is really, then looks on as an outsider, said wasn’t enough early. “完全正确。”果然,我们的猜测没错,对方一下子就完全肯定了,真是的,那么见外,早说出来不就行了。 The happy expression on my face. 我脸上的笑意更甚。 „Since is this, that cannot miss, come, I give you to introduce one with your exactly the same situation friend, believes that you will certainly have the common topic, small spirit!” “既然是这样的话,那就更不能错过了,来,我给你介绍一位和你一模一样处境的朋友,相信你们一定会有共同的话题,小幽灵！” My aubade leg sits on the bed reads, has such several points of literary saintess imposing manners small spirits to beckon. 我朝曲腿坐在床上看书,有那么几分文学圣女气势的小幽灵招了招手。 „What's wrong, wants this spirit to prepare food today? Also uh-huh, is not.” “怎么了,今天还想要本幽灵做饭吗？嗯哼,也不是不可以哦。” The small spirit puts down in the hand the books, light flew, overbearing regards her saintess throne my bosom, infiltrates, like this said. 小幽灵放下手中书本,轻飘飘的飞了过来,霸道的把我的怀抱当成她的圣女宝座,钻了进来,这样说道。 „After this......, said that cough cough coughs.” In Tiya and vision gaze of Beja sympathy, the cough that I have tears streaming down the face, squeezes out a smile reluctantly. “这个……还是以后再说吧,咳咳咳。”在蒂亚和贝雅同情的目光注视中,我泪流满面的咳嗽着,勉强挤出一个笑脸。 „Come, the small spirit, I give you to introduce a friend, similarly lodges in amulet inside Nana.” “来,小幽灵,我给你介绍一位朋友,同样是寄宿在项链里头的娜娜。” Saying, me is stringing together amulet to raise that shook in the face of the small spirit in a flash. 说着,我将那串项链提了起来,在小幽灵面前晃了一晃。 That pair of silver eye pupil, does wink is staring at silver gem amulet on top of the head, inside is glittering the ray of difference , is it possible that...... is it possible that really to have the feeling of attracting each other? 那双银色的眼眸,一眨不眨的盯着头顶上的银色宝石项链,里面闪烁着异样的光芒,哦哦哦,莫非……莫非真的产生了惺惺相惜的感觉？ Had not held anything to hope, the distortion character of small spirit, I did not say who knows, but looks at her present look change, actually thinks suddenly possible. 原本也没抱什么希望,小幽灵的扭曲性格,我不说谁都知道,但是一看她现在的眼神变化,却忽然觉有戏。 However, the ray in this eye, looks a little looks familiar, like......, making me recall, looks like...... 不过,这眼睛里的光芒,看着有点眼熟,就像……嗯,让我回忆一下,就像是…… Even Tiya and Beja anxious grasped the small fist, resembled is sending out the inspiration to the small spirit. 连蒂亚和贝雅都紧张的握起了小拳头,似在对小幽灵发出鼓舞。 On, on quick! 上啊,快上啊！ Then, small spirit really on. 然后,小幽灵真的上了。 ! Right! I recalled!!! 哦！对了！我回忆起来了！！！ Looked like in the past in Catacombs second floor, small spirit first time time of looking at diamond, sparkling shining look that revealed! 就像是当年在墓穴二层,小幽灵第一次看钻石的时候,露出来的闪闪发亮眼神！ Pats the palm, I am suddenly enlighted, cry contented, really worthily is I, so long as memory about this small spirit, regardless of many can also remember long ago clear. 一拍手心,我恍然大悟,鸣鸣自得,真不愧是我,只要是关于这只小幽灵的记忆,无论多久远都还能记得一清二楚。 From now henceforth, please call me for spirit scientist Wu Fan of ultra brain. 从今以后,请称呼我为超脑的幽灵学家吴凡。 It is not right the bastard!!!!!!!!!! 不对啊混蛋！！！！！！！！！！ The mind tea table, the anger raises fiercely, I remove amulet on hand hastily. 猛地将心灵茶几,怒掀而起,我连忙将手上的项链撤开。 However this removes, encountered the resistance, wants to take back the fishing pole probably time, a big fish just bit the hook. 但是这一撤,就遇到了阻力,就好像想收回鱼竿的时候,一条大鱼刚好咬了钩。 „wū ~~ ~( I bite)” “啊呜~~~(我咬)” „Pū —— —— ——!!!” “噗——————！！！” Sees one that has at present, opposite Tiya and Beja spurted the tea simultaneously. 看到眼前发生的一幕,对面的蒂亚和贝雅同时将茶喷了出来。 Like a swallowing the bait big fish, the small spirit opens mouth bit present amulet stubbornly. 像一条上钩的大鱼,小幽灵张嘴死死的咬住了眼前的项链。 „—— ——!!!” “啊————！！！” With us responded simultaneously, victim. 和我们同时起反应的,还有受害者。 It is not able to ship out that artificial intelligence again the condition, exuding one seems the rabbit is filled calling out in alarm of flurried fear the lion bites stubbornly. 再也无法装出那副人工智能的状态,发出了一声仿佛是兔子被狮子死死咬住的充满慌乱害怕的惊叫。 „Does the wool, relents quickly.” The critical moment, I calm down fortunately, on forehead that complained the hand blade rap in the small spirit, forcing her to spit amulet. “搞毛呀,快松口。”还好关键时刻,我冷静下来,一个吐槽手刀敲击在小幽灵的额头上,迫使她将项链吐了出来。 „What, does not eat to me?” Is rubbing the forehead, small spirit while discontented complained to me. “什么呀,不是给我吃的吗？”一边揉着额头,小幽灵一边不满的向我抱怨道。 „Trivial servant young, this...... this spirit shows mercy makes you feed, dares to release in order to catch unexpectedly, curses you sleep is sunk to the pair child seabed.” “区区佣人小凡,本……本幽灵大发慈悲的让你喂食,竟然还敢欲擒故纵,诅咒你睡觉的时候被沉到双子海底哦。” „Your this did not call the curse to call the threat the fool , this did not eat to you.” I aerobic funny on small spirit forehead, knocked. “你这不叫诅咒叫威胁吧笨蛋,还有,这不是给你吃的。”我好气又好笑的在小幽灵额头上,又敲了一记。 „Is makes you work as the friend with this skewer of amulet.” “是让你和这串项链当朋友。” „Ha?” Exudes the unbelievable surprised sound, the vision of small spirit becomes pities suddenly, both hands hold the milk-white bosom that is standing tall and erect full, un un nod. “哈？”发出难以置信的惊疑声,小幽灵的目光忽然变得怜悯,双手抱着饱满高耸的酥胸,嗯嗯点头。 „Yes, so that's how it is, small every also arrived finally will say 【I must complete friend with big tree mister】 Time, is really clever, grew up.” “是啊是啊,原来如此,小凡也终于到了会说出【我要和大树先生做好朋友】的时候了,真是乖,长大了呢。” „Growing up your younger sister, do not regard the child me!” I am angry, extend both hands that harbor evil intentions, rubbed the cheek of small spirit. “长大你妹,别把我当成小孩子！”我大怒,伸出不怀好意的双手,揉上了小幽灵的脸蛋。 Tiya and Beja to are very happy, probably is continuously by calling of my little girl little girl smiles, now finally also works as a meeting kid by others, feels the big enmity to report. 蒂亚和贝雅到是笑的很开心,大概是一直被我小丫头小丫头的叫,现在终于也被别人当了一会小屁孩,顿感大仇得报。 „In come was blue six came( in my eyes young from is a child).” Was rubbed the young saintess of face penalty, the mouth is still protesting said. “来啦蓝里了蓝六自里了了来(在我眼里小凡就是一个小孩)。”被揉着脸惩罚的小圣女,嘴巴犹自抗议说道。 Then grabs me to rub the hand of face wū to nip. 然后抓着我揉脸的手就是啊呜一口咬下。 After creates a disturbance, I attempt to let the small spirit again well and amulet communication, expected two people(?) Can find the place of resonance. 打闹过后,我再次尝试让小幽灵好好和项链沟通,期望两个人(？)能够找到共鸣之处。 Good, I confessed honestly, actually I anticipate to hear that goods the pitiful yell sound...... 好吧,我老实交代,其实我更期待听到那货的惨叫声…… „Come, introduced......” my words have not said that amulet sounds the serious warning. “来,重新介绍一下……”我话还没说完,项链就发出严重警报。 „Hostility confirmation! Hostility confirmation! For the food chain irresistible enemy, suggested to dodge, the intense suggestion dodged!” “敌意确认！敌意确认！为食物链不可抗拒之敌,建议规避,强烈建议规避！” Like this saying, this goods was floating unexpectedly baseless, travels. 这样说着,这货竟然凭空浮了起来,哧溜一声跑路。 „This amulet is interesting.” Ignites the chin, the small spirit as if found the fresh toy, with from my bosom, pursued to amulet light. “这项链蛮有趣的。”点着下巴,小幽灵似乎找到了新鲜的玩具,也跟着从我的怀里轻飘飘而起,向项链追了上去。 „Halts!” “站住！” „Veto!” “否决！” „Halts to me.” “给我站住。” „Serious veto!” “严重否决！” „Death!” “死！” „ahh —— ——!!!” “啊啊啊————！！！” Really, the pitiful yell sound made a sound, amulet cannot the running too small spirit, be grasped. 果然,惨叫声又响了起来,项链还是没能跑过小幽灵,被抓了回来。 „Loses...... disrespectfully, was really disrespectful, has not seen such strange person,...... regarded food amulet unexpectedly unexpectedly, you commit suicide the beast? Drops quickly, gives me to drop quickly!” “失……失礼,真是太失礼了,从来没有见过这样奇怪的人,竟然……竟然把项链当成食物,你是吞金兽吗？快放手,快给我放手！” The amulet natural disposition exposes finally, with being full of the startled angry sentiment shouted loudly. 项链终于本性暴露,用充满了惊慌愤怒的感情大声喊道。 „, Spoke the logical expression.” Small spirit curious is shaking in the hand amulet, meaning of full cat play mouse. “啊,说人话了。”小幽灵好奇的晃着手中项链,满满的一股猫戏老鼠的意味。 „Humiliation...... is really the humiliation...... thinks me solemnly...... the princess...... unexpectedly......” “屈辱……真是屈辱……想我堂堂……公主……竟然……” Wait, I heard any serious words a moment ago probably. 等等,我刚才好像听到了什么不得了的话。 On the other hand, Tiya and Beja two women, you change the tone of human to this goods from the artificial intelligence suddenly, doesn't feel surprised? 话说回来,蒂亚和贝雅两位女士,你们对这货忽然从人工智能变回人类的口吻,就一点也不感到惊讶吗？ Detected that my puzzled vision, Tiya shows the sunlight bright smile. 察觉到我困惑的目光,蒂亚露出阳光灿烂笑容。 „Has detected, female —— intuition, right.” “早就察觉到了,女性的——直觉,对吧。” „Snort, only then responded slow fool Wu, but also thinks only then he alone discovered, was really fool one.” “哼,也就只有反应迟钝的笨蛋吴,还以为只有他一个人发现了,真是笨蛋一个。” Looks at each other, two people tittered and smiled. 相视一眼,两人噗嗤噗嗤又笑了起来。 Hateful, when this two little girl related becomes that well. 可恶,这两个小丫头什么时候关系变得那么好了。 „First did not say this, hadn't you heard what suspicious words and expressions a moment ago? Princess anything.” I attempt to confirm to everyone, this is own auditory hallucination. “先不说这个,难道你们刚才没有听到什么可疑的词语吗？公主什么的。”我尝试向大家确认,这到底是不是自己的幻听。 Isn't the artificial intelligence that the Horadric person makes? Is it possible that is the robot princess's catching up foot? 不是赫拉迪克人制造出来的人工智能吗？莫非是机器人公主的赶脚？ „I also heard, Nana, this what's the matter, can your true status, say with us?” Tiya nods, it seems like, indeed continued I alone to hear. “我也听到了,娜娜,这到底是怎么回事,你的真正身份,能和我们说说吗？”蒂亚点了点头,看来,的确不止我一个人听到了。 „Veto, personal privacy.” In amulet spreads the stiff sound. “否决,个人隐私。”项链里传出生硬的声音。 „Small spirit, serves a meal.” I raised amulet conveniently, rocked in the face of the small spirit. “小幽灵,开饭咯。”我随手提起项链,在小幽灵面前晃动起来。 „ahh —— ——!!! Does not want, does not want not to want! Why I must receive this strange food chain suppression! I said, I said and that's the end, do not make this ingredient unclear luminophor approach again!” “啊啊啊————！！！不要,不要不要不要！为什么我非得受这种奇怪的食物链压制！我说,我说就是了,不要再让这个成分不明的发光体靠近过来了！” Exudes the startled sound to scream again, amulet submitted under the despotic power of food chain. 再次发出惊声尖叫,项链屈服在了食物链的淫威之下。 The food chain...... is really the terrible thing. 食物链……真是可怕的东西啊。 „Good, mentioned from the beginning , cannot explain with that artificial intelligence same sound, I could not understand.” I happily take back the small spirit...... the result to be shouted by her 【Trivial servant knight dares to use me unexpectedly】, Bit. “好吧,从头说起,还有,不许用那种人工智能一样的声音解释,我听不懂。”我得意的收回小幽灵……结果被她嚷嚷着【区区佣人骑士竟然敢利用我】,咬头了。 „wū wū ~~ ~ is really the humiliation, the huge humiliation, why I must first-level the monkey explanation to the intelligence quotient not be possible.” Like was strip naked clothes/armor neat young girl under big crowd of people, amulet sends out calling out in grief of sob shame. “呜呜~~~真是屈辱,天大的屈辱,为什么我非得向智商底下一级的猴子解释不可。”像在大庭广众之下被剥光了衣服的楚楚少女似的,项链发出哭泣耻辱的悲鸣。 „I ate your bastard!!” The intelligence quotient was slandered again, I wish one could also to study the small spirit, grasps amulet to throw the mouth, making it know that who is located in the food chain the upper layer. “我吃了你混蛋！！”智商再次遭到污蔑,我恨不得也学着小幽灵,抓起项链一把扔到嘴里,让它知道谁才是位于食物链的上层。 The intelligence quotient of mortal, did the low first-level intelligence quotient, incur you to annoy you? Why to look down upon the fool, the fool also has the intelligent place of fool not? Doesn't have a as the saying goes even a fool occasionally has a good idea to have one? Even I, so long as wants to be many, can still save the bastard in the world! 凡人的智商怎么了,低等一级的智商怎么了,招你惹你了？凭什么看不起笨蛋,笨蛋也有笨蛋的聪明之处不是吗？不是有句俗话说愚者千虑必有一得吗？就算是我,只要想多了,也是能拯救世界的混蛋！ „Trivial the monkey...... amulet situated in food chain floor” whispered low voice. “区区位于食物链底层的猴子……”项链小声嘀咕了一句。 „Made me kill it, making me kill this fellow!” The seven orifices that I am mad belch smoke, lift up high the iron hammer to pound, actually held on by Tiya stubbornly. “让我杀了它,让我杀了这家伙！”我气的七孔冒烟,高举着铁锤就要砸下去,却被蒂亚死死的拉住了。 I with this goods, really am caret-shaped do not gather...... 我和这货,果然是八字不合…… ******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** First, one,...... 51 vacations also only remains tomorrow in any case, were ready for any sacrifice simply , can the tomorrow's monthly ticket also like today powerful?( To be continued. 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