ROD :: Volume #16

#1584: Really without is so easy!


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******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** Yo...... yo, Beja, being all right was really good.” Why does not know, sees Beja that complaint the look, I with Tiya am afraid, probably set the example of anything that weighs on the conscience, rushes to greet. “哟……哟哟,贝雅,没事真是太好了。”不知为何,看到贝雅那怨念的眼神,我和蒂亚内心都是一阵心虚,好像做了什么亏心事的样子,赶忙打招呼道。 This your highness is good, good, whom does not need to worry about.” Obtains our two so earnestly care, Beja that pair was big and beautiful eye of circle, stared is bigger, every single word or phrase, pushes from the gap between teeth. “本殿下好,好的很,不需要谁挂心。”得到我们两个如此热切的“关心”,贝雅那双本就又大又圆的美目,瞪的更加大,一字一句,都是从牙缝里挤出来的。 How...... what's the matter, did we where offend her? Is it possible that is complained that we decoded the time that the illusion used is too long, abandoned alone to wait her is so long, our did not have the means that Horadric egg sore ancestors the bureau under arrange/cloth , was so can it be that easy to decode, this speed has calculated that was quick enough, said that was breaks the record is not overrated. 怎……怎么回事,我们哪里得罪她了吗?莫非是埋怨我们破解幻境用的时间太长了,将她扔下孤零零一个等了那么久,我们这也是没有办法呀,赫拉迪克蛋疼的祖先们所布下的局,又岂是那么容易破解的,这个速度已经算够快了,说是打破记录也不为过。 Although I did not feel before , will have anything to record...... 虽然我不觉得之前会有什么记录…… We do not have the means that walks with great difficulty from the illusion of stone door.” “我们也没办法,好不容易才从石门的幻境里走出来。” Right, was lucky is quick-witted, can be so quick.” Tiya also nods to echo to say again and again. “对对对,都是多亏了凡凡机智,才能那么快。”蒂亚也连连点头附和道。 Even if you did not say, this your highness is still very clear.” Is staring us stubbornly, Beja falls into the recollection pattern, after we enter stone door, her pitiful bitter experience said. “就算你们不说,本殿下也十分清楚。”死死瞪着我们,贝雅陷入回忆模式,将我们进入石门后,她的悲惨遭遇说了出来。 Because was too wordy, I summarize, in brief, stone door opened at that time, our three were attracted, then, Beja, because does not have the soul magic, was eliminated, by stone door Spits Not careful hit in the altar, the hit dizziness vertigo, almost like many dog blood serial TV operas , without come a cerebral concussion to lose recalled. 因为太啰嗦了,我就总结一下,总而言之,当时石门打开,我们三个被吸了进去,然后,贝雅因为没有灵魂魔法,惨遭淘汰,被石门【吐】了出来,不小心一头撞在祭坛上,撞的头晕眼花,差点没像许多狗血连续剧一样,来个脑震荡失忆。 This, if merely is this, have no reason to hate on us. 这也就罢了,如果仅仅是这样,也没有理由怨恨到我们身上。 The issue is after plays, another Beja, right, is that board approximate three do not have the face, is using the counterfeit goods of artificial intelligence tone speech, not only pretends Beja in the illusion, is shifty, me running around in circles that deceives with Tiya, her also pair of exercise. 问题是还有后戏,另外一位贝雅,没错,就是那位,那位板着一张近似三无脸,用着人工智能般的口吻说话的假货,不但在幻境里假冒贝雅,翻云覆雨,将我和蒂亚骗的团团转,她还双操了。 In the reality, she also appears in front of Beja, is knows probably our intimate relations, thinks that Beja is not an enemy, felt, only then she was eliminated, in addition the forehead miserable kiss altar, feels sorry at heart, therefore greeted this pitiful guest very much warm-heartedly, turned into a television stone door, the live broadcast I with the course of Tiya in illusion. 在现实中,她也出现在贝雅面前,大概是知道我们三人的亲密关系,认为贝雅不是敌人,觉得只有她被淘汰,加上额头惨吻祭坛,心里过意不去,于是很热心的招呼了这位可怜客人,把石门变成了一台电视,现场直播我和蒂亚在幻境之中的历程。 Naturally, I with the dialogue of Tiya, listened to by her. 自然的,我和蒂亚的对话,也被她听了个遍。 Understood the cause and effect, I with Tiya know finally why Beja will be angry, is not because hit the forehead, is not because stayed behind by a person waits for a long time, but is...... I that several words that spoke with Tiya. 明白了前因后果,我和蒂亚终于知道为什么贝雅会生气了,不是因为撞了额头,也不是因为被一个人留下久等,而是……我和蒂亚所说的那几句话。 Really negligent, has not thought of unexpectedly in this place army. 真是大意了,没想到竟然会在这种地方被将一军。 Ahem, good, feels sorry for me, wants minute/share my height, that brings, gives me your extremely evil hateful luxurious height, that useless is completely one pile of fat chest, is not willing is not good, brings to me!” “哼哼,好啊,可怜我,想要分我一点身高是吧,那就拿来吧,把你那万恶的可恨的奢侈的身高统统都给我,那无用的尽是一堆脂肪的胸部,不愿意也不行,都给我拿来!” Enters the blackening condition completely, the body sends out a black negative energy Beja, in the mouth is whispering, pestered endlessly swooped toward Tiya, creates a disturbance. 完全进入黑化状态,身上散发出一股黑色负面能量的贝雅,口中嘀咕着,胡搅蛮缠的朝蒂亚飞扑了上去,打闹起来。 Well, why isn't I? 咦,为什么不是我? Looks that two little girl pursues regarding me mutually, grasps to hide, I was deep during the deep thought. 看着两个小丫头围绕我互相追逐,抓来躲去,我不禁陷入了深深的沉思之中。 Vents anger in me, isn't the inherent S level talent that Beja most excels at? So long as in any case I with Tiya in the same place, even if were only Tiya aggravated her, I very innocent is blinking in the one side, finally the perfect lying down spear/gun, will still become the object who she went flat. 迁怒于我,不是贝雅最擅长的固有S级天赋吗?反正只要我和蒂亚在一起,即便只是蒂亚惹火了她,我很无辜的在一旁眨着眼,最终也会完美躺枪,成为她撒气的对象。 According to the truth, segment talked I also to participate in one, with Tiya was the accomplice, she should vent anger with me was right, Coach, this was unscientific! 按道理来说,那段对话我也有参与一份,和蒂亚算是共犯,她就更应该拿我来出气才对了,教练,这不科学! Has flash that has lain down I who can also be hit, received such unprecedented treatment, looked like opened protagonist mode suddenly, shuttled back and forth in the hail of bullets back and forth, seven entered seven not to have the wound, affected almost wanted to cry. 有那么一瞬间,一直躺着也能中枪的我,受到了这样前所未有的待遇,就像是忽然开启了主角模式,于枪林弹雨之中来回穿梭,七进七出而无伤,感动的几乎想要哭出来了。 However immediately, thinks reason that Beja this strange action, I could not be moved. 不过随即,想到贝雅这种奇怪举动的原因,我又感动不起来了。 Before Beja always looked for my trouble, even if the calamity that Tiya rushed, that was the person who because, the position table, most cannot annoy probably in her mind was ranked anything, human and animals harmless and no expert imposing manner I, arranged behind Tiya by far, therefore had the matter of what vitality/angry to take me to go flat. 以前贝雅老找我的麻烦,哪怕是蒂亚闯的祸,那是因为,大概在她的心目中有一份地位表啊,最不能惹的人排行什么的,人畜无害而又毫无高手气势的我,远远排在蒂亚后面,所以一有什么生气的事情就拿我来撒气。 Now, she looks for the trouble of Tiya rather than I, may be because of my rank, exceeded Tiya many instantaneously, Grandma Yalan Delane as well as Elder Sister Aalto who even most respect with her post. 现在,她找蒂亚的麻烦而不是我,极有可能是因为我的排行,瞬间超过了蒂亚许多,甚至和她最尊重的雅兰德兰奶奶以及阿尔托姐姐并列。 This was given the status of brand-new ranking, yes Every elder sister. 这个被赋予全新排名的身份,就是【凡姐姐】。 Warning, warned, the relaxation time ended, please test be ready as soon as possible.” “警告,警告,休息时间结束,请考验者尽快做好准备。” Suddenly, has kept silent in side, almost by false Beja that everyone forgets, sends out the bewildered warning signal. 忽然,一直在旁边默不作声,几乎被大家遗忘掉的假贝雅,发出莫名其妙的警告信号。 The two little girl chase war stopped finally, the vision falls here. 两个小丫头的追逐战终于停了下来,目光落到这边。 Beja as if not, because false Beja pretends to be her to be angry, is it possible that was brutally eliminated by stone door, by the opposite party is cared to look, so-called eats the person to have one's speech softened to cause difficulties for others leniently, was angry embarrassed again? 贝雅似乎并没有因为假贝雅冒充她而生气,莫非是被石门无情淘汰的时候,被对方关心照顾了,所谓吃人嘴软拿人手软,不好意思再生气了? Un, has the possibility very much, although is ominous, little girl that is angry very much easily, but relative is also very good to coax. 嗯,很有可能,虽然是个凶巴巴的,很容易就生气的小丫头,但相对的也很好哄。 Look creates a disturbance, to me with the air/Qi of Tiya disappeared was similar, is really unbearably angry for three minutes, this point and Tiya to are very similar, stated differently, Tiya because of open vitality attribute, but Beja, because is actually the curiosity exuberant fool, was attracted by other things very much easily, shift hatred. 这不,一阵打闹下来,对我和蒂亚的气就已经消的差不多了,真是气不过三分钟,这一点和蒂亚到是很相似,不同的是,蒂亚是因为开朗元气属性,而贝雅,却因为是个好奇心旺盛的笨蛋,很容易被其他事情所吸引,转移仇恨。 What do you mean, what prepares for?” Takes back the vision of appraisal from Beja, I suddenly ominous premonitions. “什么意思,做好什么准备?”从贝雅身上收回评价的目光,我忽然有一种不祥的预感。 This type sinister, is having the atmosphere of plot, probably...... probably initially with Aalto Liya sought for the artifact fragment the time, when put to test the feeling was exactly the same. 这种阴险的,充斥着阴谋的气氛,就好像……好像当初和阿尔托莉雅一起去寻找神器残片的时候,遭遇考验时的感觉一模一样。 Duty showed that to test the comprehensive ability of overcoming an obstacle, this/should test altogether two passes/tests, the first pass/test, the test wisdom, the second pass/test, tests strength, replied.” “义务说明,为了考验闯关者的全面能力,该考验一共有两关,第一关,考验智慧,第二关,考验力量,回答完毕。” I: „......” 我:“……” Tiya: „......” 蒂亚:“……” Beja: „......” 贝雅:“……” Although is the language dying early series, but the fool can also listen, this false Beja wants to express what meaning. 虽然是语死早系列,但傻子也能听出来,这个假贝雅到底想要表达什么意思。 I know, sees finally Super Unique, where had to test several intelligence problems to pass through the truth of conclusion, which game regardless of the fight were the most important part. 我就知道,见到最终BOSS,哪有考几道智力题就过关结束的道理,战斗无论在哪个游戏里都是最重要的部分。 Warning, warned, please test be ready, the test will soon start, the periphery sample of this test will be from most powerful negative existence, reiterated, periphery will take a sample detected exist to take the enemy powerful negative, this test was theoretically impossible to present the death, but is unable 100% to guarantee test the safety, therefore did not take any responsibility to the result, please prepare completely safe, to give up testing please press 1, non- soul magic inheritance please press 2, from exploding please press 3, does not make any operation to enter the next test link automatically.” “警告,警告,请考验者做好准备,考验即将开始,本次考验的样本将取自周围最强大的负面存在,再次重申,将取样周围检测到的最强大负面存在作为敌人,本次考验理论上不可能出现死亡,但无法百分之百确保考验者的安全,因此不对结果负任何责任,请做好万全准备,如若想放弃考验请按一,非灵魂魔法传承者请按二,自爆请按三,不做任何操作将自动进入下一考验环节。” You are 10086 the bastard! Chooses 3 words cell phones from exploding the bastard! This is the savage communication services business! 你是10086吗混蛋!选择三的话手机就会自爆吗混蛋!这是何等凶残的通信服务商! Trough were too many, I do not know that which good should spit. 槽点实在太多了,我都不知道该吐哪个好。 Key! Key there!” Tiya is pointing at the altar, that side does not know when raised a small platform, indeed is carving 123 three numbers. “按键!按键在那里!”蒂亚指着祭坛,那边不知何时升起了一个小平台,的确刻着“123”三个数字。 That goes to press the fool a bit faster!” The time is urgent, I could ignore so many, carried two little girl to throw directly. “那就快点去按啊笨蛋!”时间紧急,我也顾不得了那么多,直接拎着两个小丫头扔了过去。 Which should according to?” Beja had not forgotten that silly turning head, casts the vision that seeks help to me. “该按哪个?”贝雅还不忘记傻乎乎的回头,向我投来求助的目光。 Which line according to...... is not right, cannot according to 3 the fool!” I want to cry quickly, such elf princess's real real man? “按哪个都行……不对,千万不能按三啊笨蛋!”我都快想哭了,这样的精灵公主真的大丈夫? Surplus times, 3,2......” transmit the countdown from the false Beja mouth, is quite quick, ultra-fast, shouldn't from 10 start to count? This fellow is the bribe referee! “剩余时间,3,2……”从假贝雅口中传来倒计时,好快,超快,不是应该从十开始倒计吗?这家伙是受贿裁判! I am 1.” Tiya has pressed down. “我是一。”蒂亚已经按下。 I...... that I am 3.” Beja hurry is pacing back and forth on three digits. “我……那我就是三。”贝雅慌慌忙忙的在三个数字上面徘徊着。 You are 2 are right.” At a crucial moment within, Tiya grabbed the hand of Beja to press. “你是二才对。”千钧一发间,蒂亚抓着贝雅的手摁了下去。 Indeed is 2 right. 的确是二没错。 1,0, the setup time finished, confirmed, a test choice gives up, a disqualification participant.” “1,0,准备时间结束,确认,一名考验者选择放弃,一名无资格参与者。” The words of false Beja just said, Beja was walked by teleportation on one, vanishes in us at present, was clearly saying Irrelevant personnel Please to field. 假贝雅的话刚说完,贝雅就哧溜一声被传送走,消失在了我们眼前,分明是在说【无关人员】请离场。 Indistinct within, before I as if heard Beja to disappear last to call out in grief. 隐约间,我似乎听到了贝雅消失前的最后一丝悲鸣。 Why is this! Also is I alone ............ 为什么又是这样!又是我一个人………… How a miserable character, I thought that today's Beja, should be able to end to win me, but takes out the head crown of accurate tragedy emperor. 怎一个惨字了得,我觉得今天的贝雅,应该能完胜我而把准悲剧帝的头冠摘去。 Confirmation, test has no operation, the default enters the next link test, the test starts, prepares to take a sample, the sample is conducted, 30...... 60...... 95......” “确认,一名考验者无任何操作,默认进入下一环节考验,考验开始,准备取样,取样进行中,30……60……95……” Resounds along with the false Beja untender voice, her body also starts to bloom the white light, turns into a white huge light ball, then gradually changes, slowly elongates, slowly the enlargement, forms a similar insect abnormity appearance slowly the colossus, as gradual completion of sample, its outline also turns is clearer, bright. 伴随着假贝雅毫无感情的声音响起,她的身体也开始绽放出白光,变成一个白色的巨大光球,然后逐渐变化,慢慢拉长,慢慢放大,慢慢形成一个类似昆虫异形模样的庞然大物,随着取样的逐渐完成,它的轮廓也变成更加清晰,明朗。 Speaking of neighbor recent negative existence, besides supervising Riel can also anyone. 说到附近最近的负面存在,除了督瑞尔还能有谁。 Takes a sample 100, the sample was completed, starts to simulate the battlefield, the preparation finished, the test countdown started, 3,2......” “取样100,取样完成,开始模拟战场,准备完毕,考验倒计时开始,3,2……” splendid light powder, a real fierce sickle beast appears in my front, including imitated the voice of Beja, follows becomes low and deep, hoarse, vicious, evil. 华光一散,一头货真价实的狰狞镰刀大虫出现在我的面前,连原本模仿贝雅的声音,也跟着变得低沉,嘶哑,凶狠,邪恶。 Is a giant translucent energy cover raises, the surrounding scenery also follows to start to transform, finally turns into one score ten area of soccer fields also to want the giant giant ice cavern! 紧接着,是一个巨大的半透明能量罩升起,周围的景色也跟着开始变换,最后变成一个比数十个足球场的面积还要巨大的巨型冰洞! Imitation also looked like the bastard, supervised Riel's lair to make continually, when your simply class transfer Lesser Evil was good! 模仿的也太像了啊混蛋,连督瑞尔的巢穴都弄来了,你干脆转职魔王好了! I at heart fierce is complaining, actually does not dare to be negligent. 我在心里剧烈的吐槽着,却丝毫不敢大意。 The location that because simulates was too big. 因为模拟的场地太大了。 If the fight of ordinary level, does need that big location? I do not think the fellow who opposite that resembles the artificial intelligence, will make some meaningless waste, can see from the manner performance until now, it is the fellow who can plan carefully. 若是普通等级的战斗,需要那么大的场地吗?我不认为对面那个状似人工智能的家伙,会做些毫无意义的浪费,从一直以来的举止表现就可以看出,它是个会精打细算的家伙。 In other words, the following fight, must use that giant fight location to be good, can perhaps uses/gives unfold the hands and feet, this regarding the monster moon/month Wolf witch, be one will also struggle hard. 也就是说,接下来的战斗,必须得用到那么巨大的战斗场地才行,才能施展开手脚,这对于妖月巫来说,或许也将会是一场苦战。 In the hand the white light flashes, a tall and slender ice sword has gripped tightly in the hand, the vision coangle casts a sidelong glance, discovered that Tiya by teleportation to covering beside battlefield energy cover, I relax immediately, have gotten back one's composure, concentrating on is taking a look at the present enemy. 手中白光一闪,一把细长的冰剑已经紧紧握在了手上,目光余角瞟了一眼,发现蒂亚已经被传送至笼罩战场的能量罩之外,我顿时松了一口气,回过神,全神贯注的打量着眼前的敌人。 Supervising Riel is been exactly the same by the blood bear has killed by mistreatment with the past years, is still that disgusting extremely fat beast belly, so long as if punctures a hole above gently, will blow out a lot of pus juice. 和当年被血熊虐杀过的督瑞尔一模一样,依然是那么恶心的臃肿大虫肚子,仿佛只要在上面轻轻刺开一个洞,就会爆出大量的脓汁。 The belly is linking upper part, is the heteromorphous common torso, a soft feeling of counter- belly becomes exceptionally solid, as if armor is covering, the above arm changes into a pair of sturdy and powerful praying mantis sickle, the on the back grows four hangnails, the forehead finds out an alone corner/horn, the head of cross growth, is growing a big mouth that covers entirely the sawtooth advantage tooth. 肚子连着的上半身,是异形一般的躯干,一反肚子的柔软感而变得异常结实,仿佛有一层铠甲覆盖着,上面的手臂化为一双粗壮并强而有力的螳镰,背生四根倒刺,额头探出一根独角,横向生长的脑袋,长着一张布满锯齿利牙的大嘴。 Regardless how to see, is not the likable fellow, perhaps even the highest level same person artist, does not have the means to sprout/moe the personification this fellow. 无论怎么看,都不是讨人喜欢的家伙,即便是最顶级的同人画师,恐怕也没有办法将这种家伙萌化拟人化吧。 Once, I very naive has thought that four Lesser Evil perhaps are the lovable girl...... 曾经,我很天真的想过,四魔王说不定是可爱的女孩子…… Yawn ——!” “哈欠——!” Remote Third World, in extremely cold ice cavern Cave, in the strange float in the giant thick ice of ice lake center, hears together the clear lovable sneeze sound. 遥远的第三世界,极寒的冰洞洞窟之中,在诡异的漂浮于冰湖中心的巨大冰床里面,传来一道清脆可爱的喷嚏声。 What's wrong, little sand?” Two overlord residents, Beryl and Andariel still have not left, hear bed inside sneeze sound, has been maintaining butterfly loli shape Beryl, makes noise to ask. “怎么了,小沙?”两名霸王住客,贝利尔和安达利尔依然没有离开,听到床里面的喷嚏声,一直保持着蝴蝶萝莉形态的贝利尔,不由的出声问道。 Lesser Evil as control extremely frozen strength, if can also catch cold, that called fishily, opposite party's response, induces certainly anything. 身为控制极冻力量魔王,要是还能感冒,那才叫有鬼呢,对方的反应,一定是感应到了什么。 Perhaps...... is the interesting matter. 或许……是有趣的事情。 My projection information, was collected to duplicate......” in bed to spread no fluctuating feeling the voice. “我的投影信息,被采集复制了……”床里传出毫无起伏感的声线。 „? That is blasphemes me and other Lesser Evil big crimes, is , is actually who?” A Beryl wing leaf, dances in the air sky over the ice cavern, said is the vitality/angry, rather is excited. “哦?那可是亵渎我等四魔王的大罪,是谁,究竟是谁?”贝利尔翅膀一扇,在冰洞上空飞舞起来,说是生气,倒不如说是兴奋。 little secure you also spoke words.” Seeing Andariel is aloof, Beryl is not happy. “小安你也说句话嘛。”见安达利尔无动于衷,贝利尔不高兴了。 Bored, what is these dirty human is fiddling in any case, collects the trivial projection the information, but also wants to attempt to imitate us? Really biggest joke.” “无聊,反正又是那些龌龊的人类在捣鼓什么,采集区区投影的信息,还想妄图仿制我们?真是最大的笑话。” Said is also.” The butterfly wing received, fell, Beryl disappointedly dangling head. “说的也是。”蝴蝶翅膀一收,落了下来,贝利尔失望的垂下头。 Even I, can collect little secure directly, little flatter, little sand information, did not have the means to make the replica.” Sighed one, her bored pointed at the circle circle with the hand. “就算是我,可以直接采集到小安,小阿,还有小沙的信息,也没办法制造出复制体。”叹了一声,她无聊的用手指画起了圈圈。 Why can't human be powerful? Really bored......” “人类为什么就不能再强大一点呢?真无聊……” Two Lesser Evil gave up, but, that Lesser Evil in deep place thick ice, is actually still opening the eyes slightly the beautiful eye pupil that lets the person palpitation, is tilting the head, two bunches send the bunch just like upwarping of cat ear general shape, gently shivering, seems listening respectfully to anything...... 两位魔王放弃了,但是,深处冰床之中的那位魔王,却依然微微睁着让人心悸的美丽眼眸,歪着头,两束宛如猫耳一般形状的翘起发束,轻轻颤抖着,仿佛在聆听什么…… ******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** Before today is to have a vacation, last day, the work were quite many, worked overtime, only had 4000 characters, tomorrow pair! 今天是放假前最后一天,工作比较多,加班了,只有4000字,明天双更! Today's monthly ticket is very powerful, but behind pursues is also quite tight, but also insufficiently, I thought that is also hiding the battle efficiency, therefore, final two days, please help small seven helping hand again!( To be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to come beginning ( qidian.com ) to cast the recommendation ticket and monthly ticket, your support, is I biggest power.) 今天的月票很给力,但是后面追的也比较紧,还不够,我觉得诸位还藏着战斗力,所以,最后两天了,请再助小七一臂之力吧!(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来起点(qidian.com)投推荐票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)
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